The Golden Hour - Get Your Chris D'Elia Hair Tonic!| The Golden Hour #180 w/Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: April 17, 2026

The guys talk Chris being featured on Family Guy and his workout slump, Brendan leaving the Dominican Republic because of Diet Coke, Trump complimenting Paulo Costa on how beautiful he is, Creature Features and the new Primate movie, Brendan sparring with his kids, another room service story with Chris, AI dogs and robots, Coachella and much more! Get this episode AD FREE + 2 PATREON ONLY episodes/month only at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcastQuince - Right now, go to https://quince.com/golden for free shipping and 365-day returns.VanMan - Make the switch to real oral care. Go to http://vanman.shop/golden and use code GOLDEN for 15% off your first order. That's http://vanman.shop/golden and use code GOLDEN for 15% off your first order.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

He goes, oh, everyone knows it's outside. I go, no, no, no, no, fight to never outside. No, yeah, I would. Very rarely. Yeah. I assumed it was a fucking arena. I would have done a shirtless. I'm outside.

I left. With my life, there's whores. Right there. You know what I mean? God, man. Just sitting there hot, sweating with a boner. I was like Denzel washing off flight when he gets to the hotel room. I'm horny right now.

Ha! We're friends that laugh. We're friends that shout. Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about. But that won't stop us Nothing can stop us And we're in it What's on man

What hoodie is that Eric? Some Matt Rife merch I just need I was cold I was cold So I just grabbed it Stay golden

Yeah All right Dude Is that a golden era reference? No it is now His tour is Obviously

That's the name of his tour Obviously Matt Rive Rive ripped off Golden Hour He needs it And boy does he need it And boy, does he need it.

Yeah. So I want to tell Matt I want to have a word with him, dude. You tell him. He's in Europe right now. Well, tell him I want to have a word with him. You know what? That's my old fault. You started it.

Yeah. You know what? Thank you for taking accountability. Yeah. Unlike my wife. Yeah. No, no. Wait.

Oh, I had something I wanted to bring in today, guys. Go ahead. Fucking locked and loaded. Finally. What is it? Dude, I used to carry the load with bringing in us. I know. Did you get a haircut, Chris?

Do you get a haircut, a little trim? No. So that's just my hair. You see that pick I sent you? Which one? I sent you a picture from like you of you. Yeah, I did. I meant to respond.

Yeah. Oh, Chris, what was the family guy thing? You wouldn't pop up for me. Oh yeah. They just made fun of my hair on. Oh yeah, my hair on family guy. On the actual family guy? Yeah, on the show.

It didn't like Photoshop it in. No, it's on the episode that aired this week. It was like, it was like, uh, Did you know that that was happening? No. It was like Christelia. Chris Delia. Hair tonic.

There it is. Go ahead. Play it. That's so weird. Get your Chris Delia hair tonic. Perfect for your stringiest events. That's like. That's cool, man.

Yeah, no. That's like, to me, that's like. You might be back. Someone's a fan. To someone there's a fan. No, no, no. Yeah. Well, I know Seth McFarling used to come to my shows and everything.

But, and he's, he's great. But I, uh, that was like, I couldn't, I actually couldn't stop thinking about that. That to me, like, that is up there. It's obviously not the same as this because I was on the M&M song. But like, I'm like, oh, shit, man. When you, when these people like, just recognize who you are. It's a big deal, Bob. That's a big deal.

This, um, I was, I loved it, dude. I, I, maybe, uh, you know. I just thought you photoshopped in. I was like, I'm not clicking on that. But, bro, you know me. Why would I ever do that? I don't know. I don't know.

I was driving and, because it kind of looks photoshopped. It does, it, but, but, but, and I didn't know you sent it. I thought Nick did it. because Nick made a comments. I'm like, man. This silly group chat shit again. This silly group chat, man. I'm going to crash.

That's how you should have been. But no. So anyway, it was cool. And I got hit up like 900 times. And I was like, all right, let me check this out. And then so, yeah. That's so cool.

It is cool, right? What was the joke that preceded it? So it's basically there, he's trying to get, I didn't watch the whole episode yet, but the whole episode is in this area. like the Western type

Western type Western thing and they're saying they're like selling things that are gross so they're like you can get wet pants here and then they go

and they're like Chris Leah hair time perfect for your string that made it a thousand times better It's funny no it's funny yeah

this is out of context but yeah the only comics I know that have gotten references on Family Guy or Simpsons are you and Rogan man oh yeah

yeah Yeah, but Simpsons was nasty to Rogan. Oh, really? Well, yeah, I mean. Yeah. Like Homer answers the door and it's Rogan's house. And he goes, oh, never mind. He needed like help bad.

Oh, yeah, no. I've seen a lot of them. They knew a lot. The family guys hit and miss. Like sometimes they're nice or they're not nice. You know what I mean? This one was good. It could have been worse.

These have all done, like a lot of Dane Cook ones have been on. Oh, on this? Yeah, family guys. Bad ones. Bad ones and good ones. No, yeah. I have a, I have a, I know, I mean, I don't know if, you know, who knows who this came from on that show.

But I do, to me, this is, to me, this is one of the funniest shows of all time. So the fact that they'd even do that, I'm like, oh, my God. Yeah. No, that's awesome. So, yeah, but people kept hit me up. Hey, you're on filming. I'm like, oh, fuck. Let me see what the hell they're talking about.

Right, right, right, right. And then I'm like, oh, great. But, yeah, it was awesome. So anyway, but I have the thing that I want to talk about with that from, from, from, from, I came locked and loaded, Cass Okay, go. Remember last time? Load it up.

Remember last time? Yeah, last time you're a little sleepy. Remember that. Okay. So we do remember it. Dude. How can we forget? No, I understand.

And you were right. And I knew you were right. I said, I know, I don't know what's going on. Yep. Well, guys, I know what's going on now. What is it? I was sick. I got sick.

And that was the beginning of it. That's the hot news? No, you know, but you know what I was doing? I was doing the thing where I'm like, I'm not sick. Yeah, refuse it. There was one time during the podcast where I started laughing hard and I'm like, oh. You can feel it. Yeah.

And then and then I went to go work out after that. Now, Brennan, I know you're a misser, you're a workout guy. But I couldn't do even close to what I usually do. And I was like, what is going on? It's your whole system shot. Yeah, I didn't realize that your system just goes, nah. Unless you're like, completely used to it. Yeah, so I took a few days off from the gym and then, but man, I was, and I was still getting through it.

It wasn't like, you know, bedridden, but it was, it was, it was, it was shitty. I had to go to fucking, where the hell was I? Who knows? Where was I was I? I don't know. Do you ever do that? Like, where was I last week? You don't know where you're at?

All the time. Yeah. It fell, it's called CT. Welcome to the team. Yeah, but it's, it's not from getting. knocked around and ahead. It's from, I don't know where I'm at right now. Was I insane?

I was in the DR last week, Dominican Republic. Oh, yeah. What were you doing there trying to take it? I was commenting. Take a tiger to baseball. Dropping them off. Yeah. Send them in DR.

Forget about it. Now you're good. There you go. Enjoy. I'm sorry, I have to leave you here. Enjoy the ways. I was commentating fights. Oh, yeah.

But I was scheduled to be there three days to my wife once, stay an extra day. Uh-huh. But the first day we get there, I don't speak Spanish and they go, what do you want to drink? And I go, I tell my wife, I'm going, tell him I want to Diet Coke. And so she says, you know, Diet Coke.

And they're like, what? And I'm like, Diet Coke, bitch. She goes, no, I'm telling her. I go, tell her silver can, red letters. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Diet Coke. And the lady's like, I have no fucking clue what you're referring to. We, and then she's like, do you have something different than a regular Coke?

And she goes, Coca-Zero? I'm like, no. Dude, diet Coke. And then finally we got to the nitty gritty of it. They don't import them to the Dominican Republic. What? So I left early. Oh, wow.

Dude is an addict. I changed my flight and left. What percentage was the reason why, because of the Diet Coke thing, that you change your flight? 97%. Oh, my God. I can't even imagine. So were you Jones in? Oh, yeah.

So and Coke Zero doesn't do it. No, sir. So I will have a question You're gonna work You're working in the Dominican Republic Right Okay You go to your wife

She's like where you going this weekend You say I'm going to Dominican Republic Yeah yeah yeah Oh I'm coming You know what I have to come Yeah it's just like There's no There's no world

You can go to the Dominican Republic Without your wife right But here's a there's There's horse everywhere Professional I was like oh this is cool You know if the plane You just start jizzing

It's like a wet dream but in real life. And so one got to suck it. But the thing is, is they didn't tell me the venue was outside. So I'm in a wool three-piece suit. Yeah, you look ridiculous. And I walk out and Jimmy goes, dude, what are you doing?

I go, what do you mean? I look, I look spicy. I dress spicy. I'm on TV. I'm so sorry. I look great. I'm so sorry. I'm getting a lot of mileage out of this suit, but it looks great.

Wait, wait, wait. It's spicy Friday. He said to him that he looked spicy the same way he said to that bartender, Diet Coke. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes. You're just a mess. You're just a mess here.

Buddy, it's, yeah. You might just be fucking drunk as shit because you're just fucked. Oh, dude, I'm fucked. Yeah, I'm fucked. And he goes, no, the venue's outside. Oh, no. I look at the guy running the thing, I go, buddy, do you not think that's something he should have mentioned when we did the whole production breakdown?

Yeah. Is that not something you, yeah. Outside? Yeah. He goes, oh, everyone knows it's outside. I go, no, no, no, no. Fights are never outside. No, yeah, I would.

Very rarely. Yeah. I assumed it was a fucking arena. I would have done a shirt. I'm outside. I left. With my wife, there's whores.

Right there. God, you're hot, sweating with a boner. I was like Denzel washing off flight when he gets to the hotel room. I'm horny right now.

I'm like, ooh, oh, oh. That's a great reference. I'm about to bust. I'm about to bust. The joining door was like

congey. Yeah. Going cheese, cheeceeach. That is a great scene in that movie. Yeah. And that the best.

Because you're in the best. Because you're in a movie theater like this, don't do it, this is there. Don't do it, man. Don't do it. Well, if you're black, you're doing that. Yeah, then it. If you're white, you just watch a movie. But if you're black, you shut your mouth.

Even white people were like, even white people were like, come on, man. But then remember, then it cuts him in his court and they go, sir, are you drunk? I'm drunk right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He finally just, like, you know, owned it. That's a great movie. Holding his dick. Actually, I realize how great that movie is.

I'm horny right now. I'm horny right now. I just keep saying that on here. Are you orny, sir? I'm horny right now. I'm jizzing right now. There's a Dominican hooker underneath his table right now. Oh, man.

Yeah, good. You have fun. Dude, speaking of like fights, you know, man, those fights, man were crazy. Didn't watch you. Yeah. Did you tune in, Nick? I know Nick, I mean, of course, Nick did, but Nick sent the group chat a message. And I was like, there's no way you guys are tuning in.

Well, yeah. No, when Nick, if I'm hard. If I'm not doing shows, I watch, but it's like, I wish I would have watched the beginning because I was saying to Nick, like, I think that you need to preamble to really appreciate it. Appreciate it. Because, well, they build a story. No, no, no, I'm saying, but it'd be like if you build a story. If you're into basketball, you can watch any basketball. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But there's something special when you're like watching your team or like, you know. Yeah, of course. It's the story. And I didn't get the story. I just, I saw like a brutal fight. and then I'm like, oh man, I wish I would have known who this person is. Like the background? Yeah, it makes it way better.

Yeah, I think that that's what there might be missing is like just some more, even some more social media presence about what's about to happen, who these fighters are, and just get it out there because I think it would have made it a lot better for just a casual fan. Because I'm just a casual fan. Yeah, that's a fair point. That's a fair point, Eric, especially that guy. Like, he hasn't had that many fights. The hardcore is we know who he is.

Who's that? And he does all this, like, cringy stuff, beating up to it. Who's that? He could really tell his story. Yeah, Hoke it. Josh Hokeet. Yeah. And then who was in that other fight?

What, what, that guy right there. That, what a brutal fight this was, man. Like, these guys were. He's also giving up 20, about 20, 25 pounds. He's only 230 pounds. There didn't seem to be any, like, this was just a brawl. Eish. Yeah, man.

It was crazy. It was wild. How do you eat those, dude? Jesus. You're eating them, man. How do you eat those? I mean, that's right, though. Okay, okay, okay, okay.

That's me. All right, you win, dude. It's all good. It's funny because they both had to go to the hospital after this fight and they were riding the same ambulance. And the Hokit, the white dude, looks over at Curtis Blades and goes, dude, why won't you just give the fuck up? That's so funny.

Look at us. Why didn't you just give up? Wow. Wow. Well, we should at least finish it, huh? They go in the van. Do you think if one of them would have tried some sort of take down move? They did.

But in the middle of that broad. falling part, you know, like there was a one point where their faces were just bloody. And I'm like, somebody tries something different. They're too tired. And then both of them are high-level wrestlers. So it kind of negated it, the take down. My boy won. There's, there's, yeah, your boy, Paula Costa.

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Oh, dude, this was gay. So I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa. You're a beautiful guy. Great fighter. Thanks, sir.

I'll give you a harder. You look at it. You are so good. Okay. Thank you, man. Oh, thanks, man. You are some fighter. Oh, he would have sucked him off.

Yo, 100%. Hey, buddy, this isn't Epstein Island. He was already tapping him on the leg, Come on. And Paulo Coast is literally the biggest Trump fan. He loves Trump. He's never met him. That was the first time meeting him.

He's like, you're my favorite. Like, cool, man. God, you're way too beautiful to be fighting. Yeah. In fact, how good looking do you have to be to have to compliment Trump and have him be like,

it's all good. It's all good, man. That's crazy. So wait, but, um, or it's a gay man. There's also that. That's what I'm saying.

That's what I'm saying. It's a very, it's a, look, it's, you know, Trump should have threw a pause in there. He should have thrown a pause. Or no daddy.

You're a great. You're a good looking guy. Pause. Absolutely. But. Which no daddy. Yeah. Yeah.

Because just thinking about it. But did you see? But Trump often comments on people's looks. Did you see the thing where he was at the golf course and the the wife that was like, Trump, Trump. And he gets out and he gets out of the golf cart. And he's like, oh, she's in beautiful. shape she's in great shape come here and he hugs her it's like crazy remember the one laid on the plane he's like the fat pig with the question over there it's all about looks which is wild and he's not

exactly handsome oh yeah oh yeah well i mean that doesn't matter no it doesn't i mean listen there's there's certain there's certain things man like you maybe you're super rich maybe you like you know Elon musk can say or do whatever he wants right he's like what you know is that it but like when you're the president you're the first you're the first you're the first You're a freaking president of the United States? This is it. Thanks. You hear the husband?

Ha ha ha ha ha. Oh, I got to come. Get this. You want a picture? She's a good shape. Okay. Oh, he's feeling. You know what?

If I'm a leader of another nation or people that hate him, now you know how to kill him. 100%. True. Careful, Eric. True. Careful saying that and I don't agree with you. Thoughts and opinions of Eric on his own.

This is my thing, though. Where's the secret service? Well, they're right there. He's there with a giant gun to the left. With the drone catcher. That's what that thing is. You see him in the beginning. He has a giant fucking machine gun.

That's a drone catcher. On the left. I know, but just like, Trump just. No, I just don't think that this should be like, you know. Should you be able to like just walk up to the president? And hug him just because you got tithy. Ain't no fine bitch killing the president? You don't have to worry about that.

It's like that one, uh, yeah, you don't except for the fucking, what was the one where they, oh man, it's actually crazy where they, I think it's some Asian territory where they, the spy just walks up and like rubs their mouth and then the guy. Oh, yeah, it kills the Asian dude. I've seen that video. That's what I'm saying, though. I know, I know. She could have been like, hey, how you doing?

And then like there's like two like needles in her ditties. And she's like, Austin Powers. She's like, cooos and powers. Yeah. Two little needles come out. I just, I saw a movie that's bad, and I thought of both of you.

I'm like, oh, these two would like it. Probably love it. It's a terrible movie. It's called primate. It's a horror movie. Yeah,

it looks bad. It looks bad. I figured you guys would watch it. I would. No, it does look bad, though. I saw this and I was like, no.

You know what it is? It's fun. It's fun. Like, he kills one of the teenagers by putting his hands in his jaw and rips his jaw off. It's pretty,

it's fun. But people, I don't, I don't, is this one of those, I don't love this term, so pair with me, but this is what it's called. Is this like a creature feature?

Like one of those fucking... The fuck are you talking about. I mean, just thinking about what that could be. Yeah. Like anaconda? Yeah. Basically, yeah.

That's why it's always one name and then the creature is the name of the movie, by the way. Oh, like aliens. Primate. Predator. I guess it's a supernatural thing. Lion King.

Yeah. No, not Lion King. Lion King is not a creature feature. Yeah. Creature feature. Lion King, good one. Bugs Life. The new season of the...

Lilo and Stitch. I can't think of the one. I can't think of the... I can't think of the fucking one. Garfield. Johnny Depp plays the lizard. God damn. He's not him keep going.

Yeah. Oh, Rango. Are you talking about Rango. Ringo. Oh, wow. Chin chimes in. Has he ever chimed in. Rango.

It's his favorite fucking movie. Oh, no. Because Chin's in it. Chin's a voice in it. Yeah. No, he is. Huh? I did the commercial for Nickelode.

Chin. Chin was the voice in Rango. What the fuck are you talking about? He was a voice for the movie in the fucking Rango. Okay. But, you know, no, it wasn't. Chin, bring it up. Chin, bring it up.

It's on YouTube. It's on YouTube. It's on YouTube. Okay, I'll look for it. Now, listen, he's not the lizard. He's like a weird Muppet. That's the fucking lizard. I know, I know.

If you Google Chin Rango, it'll come up. Oh, I know what's going on. here. Oh, I know what's going on. You're in family guy. Chin just one up to you because he's in Rango. Yeah, that's not cool, bro. And I brought it up too. Damn. You know Chin was sitting on that when I said the family guy thing. Oh, I've never seen him. I've never seen him with more energy in my life. He goes, Rango! Rango! It's Rango. Do you guys see that video? I said you're the Asian dude going off on some black girl at a store. That shit is bananas. No. I said you guys a video. Wait, did I? There's a lot going on that group chat.

Sometimes it's tough. Sometimes, yeah. You got to put a Diet Coke can in there for this. Oh, I didn't see this, but I saw you sent it. Oh, God. I didn't click. Oh, well, let's see it. Should we watch...

Is this in California? Should we move to this? He sent me the link. Well, this is the same thing. He's just the same thing. We can pay me and then you can talk to us all kind of way you want to, bro. The fucking he talked to you how in the hell of him? Can you come back to your damn country if you want to act like that.

Back to the, you just told me to go back to my country? I saw your, fucking EBT card in there. Guess who, guess who paid for that I did? Oh, my God, boy, you got me fucked up, bro. I pay taxes for your fucking food. Yeah, pay taxes for your food. And you told me to go back to my country? Your fucking lazy, big-ass.

Upside down bowling pin looking ass Oh You look like my Sububbin, okay? Potato bill looking ass Had to get the fuck out of here Oh man He's cooking kind of

Huh? She didn't know she got an Asian with a little bit of flavor there That's way better than Rango You know what I mean? Yeah, Chin killed that I just It's like I love just

Crashouts Yeah, yeah, yeah well yeah so what's this man here we go see that's chin right there look at his eyes okay

this is just what chin said us all kind of way you want to it is the same well Nick yeah that's no you know that's top five you should have seen

top five Nick moment right there Nick's face how how proud he was he was and I was all for it Nickelodeon movies presents a song about See, that's chin singing. That's awesome.

Multicolor shirt. How much do they pay for this, Chin? Decent. A thousand dollars. You had no agent. Wow. A big commercial for a movie, a thousand dollars. How?

Wow. It's Asian slave labor. Guys. Well, he also had to make a phone at the same time. How did this? A thousand dollars on my break from making iPhones. How did this happen?

Why does Chin not even have a microphone? Yeah, I've told them for months. Get a microphone. What is the deal? He has a mic sitting in front of them. It doesn't work. Yeah. No, he doesn't turn it on.

Oh. He has a mic, an earpiece, a Bluetooth. He's fucking, he's doing something over there. A camera on him. I'm just over. We're just chilling. That's unbelievable. Wow, Chin, that's cool, dude.

Thank you, Chris. Yeah, that is cool. Oh, oh, I, dude, I'm not even trying to want up. Uh-oh. Chris and Chin right now. Your boy booked a national commercial. What? I come to L.A. next week.

What is it? I can't tell you. Oh, dude. I'll tell you off here. It's fucking. Oh, I fucking wish, dude. I would have led with it if it's diet coat. Will you be here on Tuesday?

I'll be yeah I get there Tuesday morning I shoot all day Tuesday I leave Wednesday at 5 a.m. Oh geez. Oh no. O wee. But that's my doing. They wanted to go later but I got to get back for Tiger's practice. So no. So pop on and record here.

Wow, that's wild, dude. Cool. Yeah, I can't wait to tell you guys about it. Yeah, I can't wait to hear about it. Anyway, I was sick. Yeah, we've actually moved way past that. My chest is feeling a little bit better now. Yeah, that's good.

That's good to hear. What do you think it was, a virus or something? I don't know. Yeah, I guess so. I think my body was just like, you know what, bro? You know? Probably tired. Probably from traveling and shit.

Stop it. Yeah. So we're like, we're on, I'm on my workout shit now. So I got on my row. I got on my rowing machine. Oh, good. And then Rachel's going to Pilates. There's a Pilates place down the street, right?

Pilates is tough. Okay, check this out, though. She comes and goes, I want to start going to, can I get Pilates? I was like, yeah, so how much is it? So expensive. Crazy, okay? Like $600 a month? It's unbelievable.

Okay, and I say to her, well, because they're saying when you sign up, you have to sign up for three months. Oh, no, no. going class by class. Brendan, I said, because you're going to stop in three sessions. He's married. He's seen the movie. He's seen the movie.

So I say, we're going to get. I wrote the movie. I said, you're going to get, go do one. See if you like it. Right. Yes. Okay, see if you like it, you know. So she goes, okay, I agree with you.

But you can't even get one. You can get this three package. I said, get the three package. Sure. Yeah, it's better than a hundred and something. Get the three package. Okay. See if you like it.

She goes to one class. She comes back and goes, I loved it. I signed up. I signed up for three years. I signed up for the thing and I was like, I said, you have to go now. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's a mortgage. I said, now you have to go. And I'm going to be on you. Yeah. You know what I mean? It's not going to be like, hey, uh. And it's not because I care about you, you know, you need to be fit or anything.

You just got to fucking. No, no, no, no, we're not wasting money. Eric, speaking of, you know, you know what might be good for you? I was thinking about this. So fight camp sent me, it's like a heavy, heavy bag and then you download the app and you stream it to your TV and I do it outside you can do it indoor too but it has all these dope workouts like 20 minutes 30 minutes 45 minutes and it but it has trackers like hard tracker calories how hard you hit if you go to my Instagram Nick or Chin or Chin it's on

the post I'm hitting the bag with Tiger and me and Tiger compete against each other oh I did see that yeah we compete against each other buddy I'm telling you I was thinking about you're like you would crush this dude and you can track all that you guys you can track all that you guys you guys All your shit. And then that, okay. So it'll show you a combo to do and then so you do that for like 30 seconds and then it'll teach you another combo and then there's intermediate and then like advance and then pro.

So you can pick different levels. Damn. And then if you, you know, I do it with my kiddo but you can go against a computer and say what level computer? Pro level or amateur? Whoa. I gotta say you know what I was watching this video? You know what I was impressed by?

keep burning his footwork. Like he is like, you look like a fighter. You know what I mean? I would hope so. The stance is like, you know what I mean? I was just like,

oh man, look at this. He's ready. You're ready to go. Oh, oh, buddy, if the UFC didn't test right now,

your boy would be fucking guys up in the top 10. If they didn't test, wait, you're, because you're on boys. Yeah, you can't test. Your boy's on sauce.

Your boy's on sauce. Right, right. Your boy's on sauce. This is the adorable part right here. Oh, my goodness. Billy's getting into it. She's killing it. Yeah.

The fact that she wears it, Wolf will not, I have some boxing gloves for Wolf. He just won't. He don't want to put them on. Yeah, I mean, what the fuck? Who wants to put those on when they're three? Yeah. Yeah, but they like, if you hold the mitts though,

they fucking let my kids want to do it. Tigers like, dad, I'm going to be a UFC fighter. I'm like, no, you're not. No, you're not. No, you're not. Remember that meme? No, you're not. Billy turned three.

That's great. My Billy, yeah. When was the B-day? 12th, April 12th. Oh, getting older. I know. Take a break, guys. Let's talk about Quince.

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Chin what, 59 Whatever dude 49 Sorry 49 Chin's legit This weekend This weekend This weekend

All his friends and family Came out this weekend Was the fridge open? Oh man That's how they call them over They got them a gallon of Kempchi Yeah man

That's Wolf can't say sleep He says heap Oh, wow. It's like his Australian. Yeah. Heaps. He goes,

Mommy Heep. Sounds like he's been listening to my podcast. I have a speech impediment. Why does this sound like Brendan is from Law &more, man? I just texted Chin. I wonder if that laptop started needing to die. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Let's go to my AI. I'm making an AI series. Hold on. Before we even get off to that, because we just spent 50 minutes talking about AI last time. Oh, my God. I got it. I'm into it.

One mention for fucking 40 minutes. Yeah, but it was the entire episode. This week. It was the entire episode, though. You did a tutorial and you had us on it. Anyway, I'll be in fucking Chicago and stuff. So go to Chrisley.com. Go to Eric Griffin.

Go to Florida. Is it Chicago though, Eric? Or is it, Chris, or is it Sean. Yeah. See, it fucks people up. Right. But the people will come from Chicago. Eh.

Newman. Seanberg has a bit, a lot. It's big. It has a what? As a what? Schaumburg's like a big suburb. Shumberg's huge. New Westminster, BC,

and then, you know, Nick doesn't want to scroll, so that's fine. But Salt Lake City, Las Vegas, Nashville, Chrisley.com. You don't need to scroll that much

because I don't have that many shows. Can we go to ayrgyriffin.com now? Yeah, baby. That's local shows if you're in L.A. Oh, good. I got the local shows up now, ready to go. I like that.

And then Ontario Improv this weekend. You know what? Eric's doing too much. April 18. And then I'm going to be in North Iowa Comedy Festival. Eric got recipes on there. And the Raleigh Improv May 8th. So those are the week's upcoming shows.

And then if you're in the Hollywood area, now people always ask me, hey, where are you performing this week? Now that my control of my website properly. That's not going to stop. I know. But still, now you can go to Arographen.com and see even when I'm going to be in L.A. Eric, you're good with AI. We're changing the shop show back to the very first name of the show,

the Big Brown Breakdown. and I need a graphic. Big Brown breakdown. Say no more, dude. Say no more. Say no more. Here comes up fucking corny John Wickshade. Play to John Wickney.

You're so stupid. I didn't put the right prompts, but it's still funny. You didn't? Yeah. Oh, my God. There's an Uber driver if I've ever seen one. And look, I'm being attacked by...

That's kind of sick, actually. What if this was the movie? Yeah. I'm calling it. I'm calling that John Thick. That's kind of, that's kind of sick. My next one's going to be Luke beige. My favorite is this.

You with the knife. I know. It's so, it's so funny. It's like these, these video rendering programs. The thing is, you have to be super specific

about what you wanted to do. So what did you put on? I put it, I just said like, you know, John Wick. I had to describe myself. So you make a character,

you make an avatar of yourself. So it looks like you. Okay. And then I said, you know, give my, all black suit, give me chin length black hair

and then I'm walking down the street and hot dog vendors attack me and I fend them off because I'm an assassin like John Wick That's what you wrote Yes but you have to write even more specific things And it'll really give you what you want Yeah well I don't know this looks pretty good

One way to do it is I don't know what program you're using But take like in Claude put in what you type to the video thing and it'll give a more specific one with like lighting or whatever. I did that later. Yeah.

But this, I just thought this is funny. Well, where's the later one? I'm calling it. No, no, I didn't make the video

because I like this. To be honest. I'm calling this Unc AI. You know what I mean? Oh, that's funny. To be honest, that doesn't look so bad. That.

Yeah. But once it starts moving. Yeah, once it starts doing the thing, it's like, so you put. And I had to put, I also had to put,

I said, you know, because I made another one, but it was too, the guy was too buff. And I was like, no, that's not really looking like me. So I said, I'm kind of pissed off to how I described it. And it actually, it came out to like,

Oh, what did you describe? How'd you say it? That's funny. I said, yeah, portly, have you said? Pear shape. Yeah, yeah. Shaped like an ostrich. Upside down, bowling pin looking ass.

Yeah, yeah. I put that in from the Asian guy. Do you mean upside down bowling pin looking ass? We got you. Because when I did this one, it just like, I said this picture. Are you sending it? Yeah, I'm going to send a picture. Yeah, man.

You know what I was thinking about with the AI? Here's the future of AI. So, like, let's say you're reading a book, you know? Sure. And then now you could, maybe you could, like, put this book into the AI. Yeah. And then it makes a story. A movie, yeah.

For sure. Or a cartoon, whatever. You know what I mean? The possibilities are endless here. And that's how the audio book. Keep it yourself. That's how the audio book goes on. He can't stop talking about AI.

It's unreal. It's going to pass you by. Eric, I love that idea, but keep it to yourself. No, it's not going to pass us by it because we got you fucking here, dude. Yeah, you're the AI expert. Damn right, bitches. AI on AI all in on AI. Where's this picture?

And you know what else, by the way, guys? More AI shit. It's not AI. It's something else. People, you know, I really- Alan Iverson. My comedy specials, like they're, I don't know how they ended up here. They're on 2B.

But they're on 2B, and you can watch them both for free. People always ask them by it. I never see you on. Let me see your comedy. Watch my guy. Ugly Truth is my first special in 2016. And then the American Warrior came out in like 2018. Oh, dude.

I know it's stealing all the views on Tubey. It is my show. Gearheads gone wild. That must be stealing all the views. Yeah. And then watch Eric specials. Yeah. We're taking over Tube.

Come on over to the Tubey water. Chris, it's warm, baby. It's warm. I mean, to be or not to be, huh? You know what I mean? I don't know, but Tobebe is getting big, but whatever. At this point, I don't care.

I just want people to watch it so you can see it. Who cares? You just want people to see it. Yeah, because I came at a certain time when I was doing this where, like, internet wasn't like this. Right, right, right. Things weren't like this right now. So now you can go back and take a look, you know.

No more. Oh, what did you put in the prompt, bro? Come on. So this one is too, like, I was like, nah, this is, this guy can whip ass. When you see that? When you see that, what's that make you feel? This guy would... The penguin.

No, what's that make you feel? I was, I'm like... You go, I gotta fucking get on. I gotta get my shit to you. Yeah, because that's kind of dope. Yeah, I'd kick Brendan's ass if I looked like that. Never. Never.

Get out of the street, bro. Who's the Allstate guy? Get out of the street, bro. But it's, uh, you know. That guy's annoying. That guy's annoying, though. Well, you're annoying. Yeah.

Now that I look at you. I didn't like that. I don't like that. That was too real. No, I don't know. Well, bro, wait. Well, let's get one thing. Trade.

I'm annoying. Oh, God. This is not even, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. There's so many ways you're annoying. You know what I mean? I don't even want to.

I'm saving you from my. How annoying you could be. No, no, no, no, no. From my. If you want to hear my 35, 40 minute. We know what podcast is on. I'm not going to say it because he hates it. my podcast, but, uh, another, another room service one.

Bro? Oh, wow. I can't. I don't know if I have the energy. You can't do that. You can. But you know what, Chris, the common denominator is you, Bubba. And I said that on congratulations.

I said that on congratulations. You're the problem. I don't know. I need to hear first. Oh God, we help the Cairns. They all apologize, dude. This was me waiting for my food. Was it a nice hotel?

A very nice. That's when it's to work. What's nice? That's what it was. And I explained this, but it's the mid-tier hotels, the nice mid-tier hotels, they don't give a fuck because the nice...

We're talking about like Holiday Inn? No, no, no, that's low. But I'm saying like... Red roof in? No, like... Like the Weston. Well, yeah. Yeah.

The best beds. The best beds. Right. Okay, fine. Like an Omni? Yeah, like that. Like that. Yes.

But I don't want to call out to fucking, you know, I don't have a rough time, but it was a nice hotel. I go in, I go, awesome. Yeah. And not awesome. I'll just say this. Three and a half hours. That's not me. Wait, hold on.

What did you order though? Hold on. What did you order at what time? What could I have ordered? What did he order? Like a small Asian boy or something? Like what can he order? A 3D printed Taj Mahal.

Yeah. I don't fucking know. Salmon, bro. Yeah. He ordered food. At what time? That doesn't matter. 8.30.

All right. Wait, wait. 9.30 maybe. Here's my thing. I don't care what time. Sounds like it was later. If on the menu it says, Oh yeah,

you know, I know, from a, you know, if we serve food at this time and I call for food, it up. Nah,

you guys, listen, three road dogs. We're three road dogs. You got to know after doing this for a number of years, you know,

if you order late, that shit ain't coming fast. Especially when you're trying to get salmon at fucking midnight. Let me handle this one. Not coming fast is like, okay, 35 minutes. Yes. 40 minutes. 35 minutes is pretty good.

40 minutes is not coming fast. 40 minutes is like not coming fast. I agree. I'm saying more. Somebody needs to get fired. Yeah. Did somebody die? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Is there an emergency? Is there a fire in this hotel? I'm with you. I call them down says, hey guys, I'm worried why you haven't called me to evacuate because There was obviously a fire in the building because I haven't got my food and it's been three hours. What did they say?

So many different things, bro. I went down and up and down and up. Oh, you even went down? Bro. It was a party, bro. I was talking to the person who checked me in. I was talking to the kitchen. I was talking to, bro.

They got to the point where, if you really want to listen, I'm not going to fucking, but if you really want to listen to listen. But they had literally were like, the chef went home and they were like but we got another one and I'm like okay and they're like he he lives here in the hotel and and and he he woke up to come fit it wasn't just me there were other people like where the fuck's all my food wow yeah I don't need I bro that's crazy I don't even

you know you know what's crazy you know what's crazy for me about you guys you know what's crazy is you fight for the food for three hours I go after an hour they go Yeah, I don't know, man. I go, all right, fuck it. I'm not eating tonight. And I go to sleep because I'm not a ho. No. No, I need to get my macros.

It's not even about the food anymore. It's not. No, it's about what the fuck. You don't understand. It's not about the food. Fuck the food. I throw the food out. It's about accountability and doing the thing that you said you were going to do.

At two in the morning. Yeah. It's not two in the morning. It was eight o'clock. Bullshit. It was nine. It was not. It was not.

A little later, because you said 9.30 before. I landed a little late at 8.30. So after that. Okay, so airport, by the time you get their fight 10 at least. No, no, no, no. And then they had to wake the chef up. They had to wake the chef up. Oh, well, there you go.

No, they didn't have to fucking wake the chef up. They, they, it was open. You just said that to wake the chef up. A different one. Well, this is three hours later because whatever chef, the chef just was like, you know what? Fuck y'all. It's because nobody ever orders, I bet. Was it like a Wednesday night?

This guy. You ever been anywhere? Yeah, yeah. Do you go places? It's a hotel. Yeah. With big lights. Hey,

Hey, everyone was there checking in. Wait, wait, wait. This is the guy that changed his flight for a diet coat. The fucking guy. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.

Buddy. I don't want to hear you. This guy's in his wool fucking sweater. Yeah, yeah. On his flight. On his flight. In the Dominican Republic. He did a diet coat.

Just jizzing everywhere. This guy thinks he's Denzel at the fucking, you know, just having wet, wet daydreams. Yeah, that I mean? How dare you? Fucking. Yeah. Unbelievable.

I mean, so many people were checking in. It was fucking one person working in. Also, just Uber, your Uber eats, dude. That's true. That's the fucking move. Except for they kept saying, it's coming, it's coming. Right. Oh, they lied to you.

Wow. Wow, they lied to you, Brendan. Yeah, yeah. Oh, Coca-Cola Light. You called Coca-Cola Light. Oh, you just were saying it wrong. You just were just an American idiot. No, no, my mama said, my mama said, no, Joanna talked to them in Spanish.

And maybe it was just, you know what? The few of them don't know shit. No, I know what really happened now. Joanna doesn't want you to drink Diet Coke. No, come on. She was at the bar like, just say you don't have any, but she was, saying no, no, no, no, because she wanted him to be, so he wouldn't fucking be jizzing. Oh, you're right.

They don't have it, babe. She wanted me dehydrated. I need to fucking die coke. She wanted me dehydrated, so I didn't have all that. Tastasol. Yum sauce. Yeah. We figured it out.

Wow. Wow. We know women don't. Well played. Well played. Yeah. She got me out of her pretty fast. She had to leave Dominican Republic early.

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Where was that fight? Miami. Miami. On TV. Oh, God. That's terrible place. a fight for a fighter all the distractions in Miami

brother I mean I think if you count that type of distraction places it's probably Vegas number one and Miami's got to be second Miami might be number one yeah my maybe yeah depends on your type yeah especially with the fighter's types

I know but then you also but I'm saying you also you mean everybody gambling and he says you mean everybody's type yeah Miami's a pretty yeah but you have the cocaine in Miami got the fat ass is. Oh, buddy. The Colombianos, huh?

Oh, boys? Am I right? Am I right? This guy. Yeah. This is a public service announcement. Don't send Brandon to Miami. I'm going there first week of May.

Oh, damn. For what? Cocaine. Cocaine. That ass. Oh, my God. Imagine Brendan on cocaine. Oh, my God.

Just all big with a fucking white face. Sweating. Just sweating with fucking. just like a streak of white. I'll tell you what, the cocaine wouldn't get very far with the three of us with those noses, fellas. Yeah, I could never. I don't even understand how people could snort from here. Eric's a dealer.

He goes like this. What is that? Why would I do that? You're dealing it because you got kilos in there, bro. Oh, my God. You got cargo, baby. How much you want? I got you.

The Coke Dragon, they call it. Just stored cocaine? The Coke dragon. So dumb. Yeah, it's so stupid. It's so funny. It is stupid. Nick's got his AI face on right now.

Oh, he's doing AI. I mean, oh. I was reading this thing. You were talking about Miami having distractions. Someone analyzed a couple years ago James Hardin's performance in every NBA city. And they approved he does worse in the city. This is how you know there's too many people. I mean, he was to keep in track of this.

Worse performance was in Miami. well now you can wow yeah but now he ain't Kobe he ain't Kobe he ain't Kobe he ain't Kobe he ain't Kobe

he went to bed early you know he did no his distractions were in Denver no his distractions were fog honestly

right oh my God I know I don't mean that but it was fog fog and Calabastus that's why his helicopter crash air

keep up but that's too soon I wasn't making a joke I was just being you know talking about the weather You're being literal. I wasn't actually making a joke.

I was like, his distraction, unfortunately was fog. I wasn't. And it's actually the pilot's distraction, right? But, oh, I thought he was kind of co-pilot again.

No, he's not, no, he's not pilot. Oh, well, you know, these guys are. They pay somebody.

Yeah. But, you know, but sometimes they do that for fun, you know, it's like these guys, they have everything, so they're like,

I'm going to get my pilot's license. Yeah. Also, with the Mamba mentality, you know, he wants to do it all of himself. Yeah, yeah, poor guy. Yeah.

Poor family sucks. Yeah, that does. Well, it really brought this podcast, though. Yeah, that was a terrible thing to bring up. That was a low-blown. Oh, I mean, was it me really? I'm just trying to make sure we don't go back to AI. Hey, Chin's in Rango.

Really? You think that that's better? Chins in Rango. Don't forget, boys, Chin's in Rango. I'll never forget that. Chin, did they ever reach out for part two or? No. No other, you did the one role and nothing came your way after that?

That wasn't your big break? I didn't know how to do it. I should have had an agent. Yeah, I should have had an agent. Is there a Rango, too? I don't think so You get hooked up with that I got to look it up

Yeah how'd they even find you Chene if you didn't have an agent I went to audio engineering school Became friends with people there They worked at a place called Trailer Park that does all the movie trailers Oh you just got hooked up They just said an audition for the role

And I auditioned I got it Okay Okay Did you check out Project Hell Mary yet Are you still reading the book? No I'm still reading the book I'm going slow because I'm also watching other stuff

I'm watching TV That's in space right Yeah Well it's in the theaters now But I'm out An Atlanta apartment complex started using robots to patrol. I've been seeing these kinds of things all over the place.

Not in real life, just online. I just... The reaction. Do they actually work? The reaction is hilarious. They got the motherfucking robot dog in the motherfucking hood patrol an apartment. What the fuck type of a y'all shit it is. What the fuck?

He looked like he put to bite your way. Oh, it's great. Excuse me, he said. Well, I mean Can you just grab it? How are you? Where are you at? I'm good.

This is a person on it. So, what talk got the robot dog in here for? To watch the people so they don't take. Oh, sorry. So we're actually like. So what's all got to tell us?

Stop. So even the robot dogs are in Bangladesh. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's bananas, man. That's bananas. But you could stop and be like, oh, by the way, I have a question for you

about my fucking phone plan or whatever the hell. But just, that's crazy. Yeah. I couldn't get you on the phone. Yeah. Wow. I thought it was more of an urban accent than Bangladesh. Wherever it was.

No, it's like Filipino. Yeah, Filipino is something. It's crazy. Yeah, Filipino. Oh, yeah. Asian. At first I thought it was like a Puerto Rican woman. That'd be funny.

You know, sometimes when you win, you actually lose. Sometimes when you lose, you actually win. The robot's got a fat trunk. With big nails. I tried to honk the horn in a waymo and it stopped. And some Filipino lady comes on and tells you not to do it.

She was super polite about it. But I also heard they will control them in tight spots. It's not robot. Oh. They're like... Well, the rumors are that they're also being controlled by prisoners. That's the big conspiracy. You heard that from Sam Tripoli?

Yeah, they just got like... They're in prisons and just dudes, you know, they got their goggles on and they're like, boom. I mean, to me, that's how war should be fought. Yeah, I know, yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. With Filipino women.

Yeah. In prison. Yeah. Just Filipino robots. Just like, come out, science. Take him out. Yeah. Take him out.

So, but yeah. I, um, yeah, I've been seeing the, like the robots. They got them in China and shit. Yeah, it's crazy. Just running around. Just like. I saw a great Elon Musk video. I don't know if it was great or not, but there's some guy asking, why should I invest in Tesla?

It's just what he explained. You were just kind of like, yeah. Yeah, I bet. You know what I mean? Did you, anybody check out, uh, any of this, uh, Coachella stuff? Mm-mm. No. It's wild on you.

YouTube that this time it was like streamed live and just when you go to the Coachella YouTube, it's just overwhelming all the stuff that was going on. Like you don't even have to go now. Like you can have just had a Coachella party. Wasn't Bieber just playing like from his laptop? Well the reason why he did the rights to his music. The reason why he did that is because he sold the rights to his music and this was a way for him to still play the songs and sort of sing sing with the songs without having to pay the publishing company. Kind of kind of a boss move really. Does that even work? Like, how come that's legal?

Because it's like, it's like. Because YouTube's publicly, if you're paying for premium, you can play it. You know what I mean? But I, but I think there's a different fee to play it. Like if you play basketball, uh, music in an arena. Yeah, yeah, right, right. So it's like cheaper. It's, well, comedy clubs were doing this.

So you know comedy clubs at a certain, there was a certain time when like, they would be like, well, what song do you want to come out to? So there was a certain time that they got in trouble for that. Really? Yeah. They couldn't just play a song. At the thing because you have to get licensing for that. It's like 30 people there at the Brian Callow.

So what they started. Sorry, we can't play ACDC. So what they started to. We played $400,000 for the song. But if they play it off Spotify. I went back in black. If they play off of Spotify or Apple Music, that's why they did that. So now it doesn't matter because that's how you get your music now anyway.

They're like, Brian, you owe actually owe us $20 grand because we played that band Hayland song four times for you. I wanted to do a bit. Eric was just hell bent by getting that info out. I know, dude. I was with you, Chris. I had a whole bit. Eric just wanted to fucking Spotify info out.

Oh, man. Well, it's actually, you know, Chris, that wild humorous. Spotify and with the when they came in and they merged with the, just fucking God damn it, dude. God, God forbid I want to make a joke. This motherfucker. Well, technically, Chris, just hang tight for a moment with your comedy. So the thing about Spotify is if you're going to use the music. I appreciate you.

It's the licensing agreement. It's in an arena and it was so while Brian Callan could play ACDC. Technically, Brian Callan, yes, he could play ACDZ. But if you decide to play Metallica, you're looking at a 40% profit loss. Hey, hey, hey, hey, you. You, pout. Yeah, well, you can't have to fucking get his info out, dude. Man.

Brian coming out to 25 people. Brian coming out to 25 people in Tacoma. Why is he catching straights? Why not? He always does, huh? Yeah, but anyways, Coachella. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My boy Teddy Swims was there.

Oh, he's got new song. It was great. He's great. You actually know him? Yeah, he's a big... He's on a fight companion. He's a big comedy fan too. He goes to the comedy store.

We follow each other. Who the fuck's new dad? Yeah, there's like, I'm telling you, man. It was pretty, and they'll get 80 views. There's a lot of, New dad with 89. She looks like,

uh, thousand views. She's like she's struggling with her pronoun. Sexy red. I don't know. This is like, this is just something I just wouldn't. How many people?

I've never been. Chris, didn't you go to this last year? No, I've been to, uh, stage coach. I remember you went. Oh, stage coach.

That's, stage coach is different. Stage coach is like... How many people? I'm curious to know how many people. You hear this thing about... Oh, yeah. Kitty Perry went...

Hear about what's her name, Ruby Rose or something that's accusing her of shit? Yeah. That's wild. I didn't read it, but I saw the headline and it's like, you know,

wild. Believe all women, right? So they're both telling the truth. Ha! Got them. Yeah, who do you believe? I don't even know what happened. I just saw the headline.

She was just. saying like 20 years ago in Australia at a club Katie Perry rubbed her pussy on her or something you know something like that. How's that news? What are you looking for, bitch? What are we doing with this? Well, Ruby Rose is, you know,

she's said a lot of things has happened to her. Yeah, she's said a lot of things. So if you just Google her name, it's like, they didn't pay me right, they didn't do this right, I got injured, and it started like, okay. She got fired from the Batman, Batgirl thing because of her behavior. you're on set according to reports i don't know if that's true or not but i mean just you just kind

of go i don't know what i'm new what about sydney swiney what your mouth you got his note ruby rose talking smack like oh she's not let me rose was hate on sydney during the gene campaign that fucking yeah she's not cool how you're gonna pick on dude sidney swine's a gift from the haggis well well well hold oh also the lady that she's playing supports the movie oh the boxing movie christie which i watched on the plane it was very well done wow well i will Say this, hold on. They have to tie her tits down in that movie. Those puppies still came out.

There's nothing you do. There's nothing you do. There's nothing you do. You should have a movie review show. Brendan wants to win the special effects awards. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, come on, dude. Avatar, give me a break.

No, but they, um, wait, Ruby Rose is beautiful, though. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I don't want to say, yeah. He was saying, don't, you know, he's making fun of her. She wanted to play that part.

What part? The boxing one? Yes. Oh. She wanted to play that part. Bring up Ruby Rose currently for me because I think we're thinking of Ruby Rose for 10 years ago. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know.

I haven't seen her. She like shaved her head and hates people. I don't know, dude. It makes her less sexy. Well, that's out here Sydney Sweeney working on fucking vintage Broncos with her tits out. I mean, come on. No, no.

Okay. Of course, bro. Oh, yeah. There you go. There you go. Is she pretty? Come on. Look at her face.

I mean, I get it. She's kind of masculine, but... If Nick was a girl, you know what I mean? No, no, no. Nick doesn't look that good. She looks like a teenager, dude. Get the fuck out. Next to Sidney, are you guys out of your fucking... Brendan, I'm not...

Nobody's arguing that. Sometimes you take something that we're not saying, and you make the argument about that. What I'm saying is she's got a beautiful face. I'm having an argument with myself right now. Yes. Yeah. We agree with you.

And I'm saying out loud. Yeah. And I'm saying out loud, I'm crazy. Yeah. She was in Rango. What this is about. She is Rango. Yeah.

So she's saying, I don't know. She's put out a lot of posts about it too, this stuff about it. She just held her shit together and grew her hair out. We're cooking, baby. Yeah, I know. But also, but also she, you know, this is how people stay relevant. Like Brendan's still coming. She comes to our house every six months to check her hair.

Yeah. Yeah. We're not cooking yet. Yeah. Good girl. Let's stay inside the house. Yeah. It's just weird.

I don't know what. just, you know, I don't know what's going to come of it. I don't know. Oh, I'll tell you what comes of it. Weird news. Nothing. Nothing. And she's not going to get booked in many roles with that attitude in that haircut.

I think that's what's already happening. Oh, is Matt Wright. Oh, it's Matt Wright. That is Matt Wright. Oh, wow. I thought it looked like that fucking fucked me up because I was like, wait, I got to send me that. I got to send that to Matt.

Wow, zoom in. Matt should get more tattoos. Whoa, that's weird. Yeah. Feeling. Ugh. Hmm, why am I rock hard? Now he's into it.

Never look at Matt the same after that, huh? Honestly, Ruby Rose. She's always had a nice man. Come on, she's really pretty. She's always been pretty. No, yeah. But it's just what makes her antics and the fucking haircut, it fucked it up.

Obviously, obviously. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And chill out on the tattoos. She has a Bruno Mars tattoo on her right arm. Give it up. Oh, she does? Bruno Mars. I made that up, but it looks like him.

You see that thing where Bruno Mars was. like, I've already paid off my gambling debts. It was really funny. You know, there's this rumor that he had $50 million to the casino. Yeah. So he was on stage with somebody, and the guy was like pretending to be him and he was talking about his debts. And then Bruno comes in and he's like, I paid off my debts already.

That's funny. Funny stuff. Funny stuff, man. I feel like he wanted to just do one show and pay his debt. Yeah, really. That guy's really an awesome performer. He's so talented. Yeah.

He really is. It's crazy. Howling at the moon? You wouldn't even know. Are you even like into like? Bruno Mars, what do you do? All I know is Bruno Mars is about three foot six. Oh, so you're right.

Facts. That's most Hollywood. It's fucked. No, yeah, yeah, he's talented. A lot of Hollywood, you know, actors are. Yeah, I guess so, but it's weird. Like, we're all very tall, you know? Even Nick.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Chin's fucking a gigantic Asian ostrich. Dude, you know the less than 2% of the population's over 6.2? And we just, you sort of just take it for granted, too. And it might even. be over six foot yeah to me this just i'm just living baby yeah just living i'm just living just looking around just top shelf living you know what i don't know what i'm saying hey when i walk down the street congrats congrats it's very rare right i was a we went to a we went to a restaurant

yesterday and then we would so rachel iron wolf you know and he's two and he's like he's getting huge you know so just the the lady he there's i go well he's only two because she said he's gonna be tall i said he's She thought he was like four or something I said he was like two She'd go out loud in the restaurant Shit Oh my god Sue the restaurant

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