The Golden Hour - Getting Riyadh Money | The Golden Hour PATREON #71 EXCERPT w/Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: October 8, 2025

Chris and Erik discuss the physical transformation some actors make, their childhood crushes, the Riyadh Comedy Festival and zoom in a fan who recently went hunting. Get the full ep...isode plus two extra episodes every month at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcastSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:36 Why did they do that? It was my first, yeah. It was Pippi Longstockings and Diana and Wonder Woman. Right. Well, that was before my time, but. Yeah. There's Pippie. My first crush was.
Starting point is 00:00:47 I used to love those movies. Oh, my God. Really? Yeah. Oh. They've written in those movies. I loved all. I saw him so many times.
Starting point is 00:00:55 Really? But it would be Saturday morning. Remember the one was she, you know, they had the bed and the balloons. and they were flying across on some mission. Oh, that's hack. I'm sure it's been done before, but... Oh, you stupid bitch. You can't let me have this, huh?
Starting point is 00:01:07 No, I don't know. Fine. Seven-year-old Eric can have it. But let's see. Who was my crush early on? Mine was Winnie Cooper of Wonder. That was a, yeah. I don't know if I'd say that was mine, but yes.
Starting point is 00:01:20 I get that. Nick, do you have one? Did you have one? I loved Hallie Barry in the Flintstones movie. But how old were you when that came out? seven oh really yeah oh wow yeah because i was already yeah a little older well yeah i'm trying to think of like i'm just thinking i remember just it was tv people it was like yeah it was like brook shields and blue lagoon yeah yeah but but that was before my time yeah yeah but that was my time yeah yeah
Starting point is 00:01:48 you saw that you were like wow who's this she became super famous and then like i came up from an era where supermodels were actually super models right so it's like cindy crawford and like you know you saw these people you were like god damn Man, actually beautiful. Or nine feet tall. Yeah, yeah. But I do remember this, though. I did like Wonder Woman.
Starting point is 00:02:06 It was great, you know? But then, I hate to even admit this, but I used to like, when Wonder Woman would come on. Oh, I don't mind. I would grab a bunch of my clothes. And then I would spin in a circle and throw my clothes, like, you know. Why? Because that's how she turned into Wonder Woman. That's awesome.
Starting point is 00:02:25 So she would be, you know, she would just spin, and then it would be the music would come on, Wonder Woman and then like Can we play that? Can we play that? Go flying and then you know Damn that's really cool that you did that I love that so I'd be in my little room and I would do that
Starting point is 00:02:38 Isn't it funny that you were seven and Look here we go watch Oh Eric could do this She turned into the Wonder Woman like this Yeah so I would I would do that But I would just be in my underwear But without the cuts It just was you changing your clothes
Starting point is 00:02:56 Yeah I know but it was like You didn't know what you were like There was no, dude, that was special effects in my time, okay? Yeah. In my time. That's why it's so crazy what's happening now. When I see, like, when the first Spider-Man movie came out with, you know, with Toby McGuire, you know, I collected comics. So I saw that and it was like, this is exactly what I always envisioned this to look like.
Starting point is 00:03:18 It happened way later in life. But when I was young, they tried to do this stuff. And it was trash, man. You ever see Captain America? Yeah. You can see the wires. Look up the old Captain. in America.
Starting point is 00:03:29 It's so dumb. So with that, that was the thing. I was like, wow. And then I always, even as a kid, I think I always had a comics mind. That would be like, she still looked like. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. So my crush was, I remember.
Starting point is 00:03:45 Now I totally remember. My first one was Catwoman on Batman and the Bruce Wayne one. Me too. That one. And you know what? That's another one. That's why I like red hair. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:56 It must be why I like red hair. Oh, she was dope. Yeah, before Catholic America, pull up Catwoman in the Bruce... Oh, and Batman, the series, yeah. Yeah, the series, Adam West. Yeah, she was dope. She has red hair, right? Yeah, oh, wow.
Starting point is 00:04:09 I used to love that. I used to love Batman. This is a trip to me. Boom, pal, splash. Wow. Wait, wait, wait, wait, hey, check this out. She hot now. Yeah, that's exactly what I thought.
Starting point is 00:04:23 Like, sometimes you see this old shit and you go, oh, okay, but no, no, no. Go to the one where she's close to Batman talking to Batman on the left there? Yeah, she could just, this is it. That's crazy. Yeah, Adam West. Who is that? I'm Batman, girl.
Starting point is 00:04:36 Wait a minute, hold on. I, uh, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm trying to think it's, who is that? Julie Newmar. I can say it like that No, because I know her from Like he just He just deposited that into his spank
Starting point is 00:05:02 No, it's because I He just made Julie Newmore No, it's because I know about Because I know Oh, that's her now? Check her out. Damn.
Starting point is 00:05:11 Guru rapped. Below that picture. Below that picture. Where? Oh, this one? Yeah. I mean. Oh, what's up?
Starting point is 00:05:17 Yeah, girl. Oh, what's up? She can get it. Is she alive? Oh, what's up? What's up? God, yeah, I like it. I like it thick.
Starting point is 00:05:28 Oh, man. She's thick and old. Yeah. So. You thick? 92 years old. She thick. So.
Starting point is 00:05:34 I don't, I don't, I, do you know what's good about that? 5.11. Don't got to pull out. Oh, Eric. She's 92. That's so disrespectful. What if you were like, you having sex with a 92 year old? 92.
Starting point is 00:05:49 You're having sex with a 92 year. She goes, don't come in me. Oh, you. Wait, Chris, are you furious? Huh? Are you kidding me? What are you worried about getting pregnant or dying? You're what are you going to get an STD?
Starting point is 00:06:11 She's dope. All right. Thank you.

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