The Golden Hour - Golden Hour Book Club | The Golden Hour PATREON #75 EXCERPT w/Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: December 17, 2025

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Do you know what I did? I read a book this past weekend. Oh. A whole book. Like a paper, like a real book in your hand? Done. Yep. Really?

What was it about? Done, dude. You know what? Let's start a new thing. Book Club. I read. Golden Hour Book Club. Go.

The world-wide phenomenon. The house made. The house made. Yeah, it's, they made a movie about it. And it's coming out in a few weeks with Sidney's Sweeney. Don't tell Brandon. and I go, I saw it and I go, oh, is this all about?

I'm going to watch this. I'm going to read this fucking book. Before the movie comes out, then I'm going to see the movie. Did you buy it at the airport? Yep, Friday night, landed on Monday, done. I've thought about that, but I just listened to so many audio books. I would, that doesn't, it doesn't feel right to me.

I want to read it. I give you. Yeah. I love audiobooks and listen to a nasty one right now. You know what? I was thinking about you the other day because these motherfuckers who read the YA shit and like the whole like

and then he inserted himself inside of her curtains and you're her wet folds they say that a lot her tight tunnel this is one of the other ones that they use

this one's dirty but listen I love sci-fi fantasy so this one is like this guy gets taken to this devil school where he was like recruited by the devil

and he has to learn it's like a Harry Potter magic school where he's learning it but if you fail the quiz you die and it's just and he's a witch and he's the only male witch

amongst all these female witches and they have to go to a casino and then this is a dream you had no it's like I could you know what it's this one it was a casino I should actually play part of the the book the part I'm talking about so you can hear how dirty this is this actually a funny idea and he stuck it in her slot

machine yeah it was it's very much like that you got three sevens and slid it in her curtains her beef curtains were wonderful but yeah this is when he first fucks the girl and rudder from behind looked gorgeous yeah he just ate it He ate her pastrami sandwich. And of course, he said, I released my seed inside her tight, wet tunnel.

You know? God, dude. It's really like a gram out of a plane. I know, because Kristen reads him. So why do you? Yeah, why? Well, how could you find? First of all, this is completely different.

The books that Kristen reads are probably like, it's like Fabio's on the cover. No. Okay. My books are Dungeons and Dragons, you know, vampires and devils and angels. so why do they go into the sex so much that's what I yeah it's an interesting yeah it is you know it's for women I got a boner but it's for women but first of all I don't like I didn't look for that no I know it just was like I love the genre of like I was reading this book about like why did I talk about love making yeah and it was like I was like oh this is kind of dirty

and then it just kept getting then it just it's the same shit magic and all this kind of stuff and then all of a sudden they're fucking I was like oh god like I was reading this housemaid so graphic this book this book is for when but I read it because I'm like I don't see this shit I want to know you know you know your enemy so I'm like I'm gonna read it I'm gonna read it and I read it and I you know it's a page turner it's it is but it's it you know you would have a book club about it no it's just like if there was a book club about it you would be able to be like oh god page 35 right yeah yeah right now I still remember it yeah and but it's it's so you're not going to read it

or you might see the movie but oh no they probably changed the movie but it was just like I just knew the whole time it's about this house woman who is an ex-convict it's actually it's so funny but they she goes to this house that she's like

I hope I can get a job I hope she doesn't look at my record you know she gets hired this beautiful home amazing so the wife hires her and she has her place in the attic to live is a living nanny or nurse sorry

or maid and uh it's once she gets hired the the wife is like a super bitch to her right and she's like this is so weird but the husband's super nice of course so they figure it out right and um when does he get in her tight tunnel yeah and so but it's just a book for women like it's just you know what I mean and so so uh the whole time you're reading you're like something's off here and then when you find out what's going on that the the that she gets locked in the attic and then you find out that the because the wife was locked in the there's a whole book i'm reading it i go it's about two women

that hate each other and the and the whole time i'm reading it i'm going it's going to end up being the guy's fault don't spoil it the whole time i read i go oh it's it's going to be the husband the whole time i can't wait i can't wait i can't wait i can't wait boom finally you go okay Makes sense. Okay. Okay. Both women are powerful. Both women are in their bag.

Okay. The guy's an asshole. Okay. It's 2025. I get it. Okay. Dude, it's just like, hello, a housemaid, man.

Well, it is interesting to see, like, when I read these books, you could tell when they're written by a woman or when they're written by a man. Like, it is different. Yeah, this is very obviously a book. written by a woman. And it was good. It was just, you know, I don't know. I got to read. I'm going to read. I think I'm going to, I'm going to try and read another. But the last book right at before this was Shoe Dog by Phil Knight. And before that was the client by John Grisham. And that was a long, long time ago. I just started reading again, well, I love watching the firm. Anytime

that comes on, I'll watch it. It's a good movie, dude. That's just a great movie. Yeah. But they actually made a, there's a sequel book. Firmer. Oh, oh, what? working title what is it it's i forgot the name of the i forgot the name but it's like the exchange after the firm after the firm is this it yeah i'm sure it oh yeah oh they's right in front of me i had no idea that they did this yeah huh okay and i started it and it's like you know i don't know it's all right you know wait hey dude do we have a book club we're good with this yeah it's okay you know i mean i just think i always think i always think i

this is one of these things where I do believe that even if the firm the book is great I don't I think the firm is the one movie that's better than the book I read the book you know because of how Tom Cruise was in that movie I did yeah yeah no it's a great movie I read the firm I read a lot of that bullshit I read Congo you know I mean fucking fucking guy just chilling out reading Congo me fucking 8th grade who's the other guy would wait just for shits no one person's not the same guy they wrote the the the one ones with Tom Hanks, right? No.

Who's that guy? You know, you know, the Tom Hanks is the... Oh, no, that's Da Vinci Code. No, that's, uh, what's his name? Fucking... But they're the same. Danny, Danny, something.

Danny Brown or something. Oh, Danny. Yeah, right, right, right, right. I read that shit. I read that shit, dude. Those are great. You know what? Those are great.

I'm a lady. I'm a lady, dude. Those books are great. I read books. I read books. Oh, wow. I just realized that. And I, and I own that and I'm happy about that.

I honestly, I wouldn't change it. I wouldn't change it, dude. Who are you trying to convince? We're over here. Who are you talking to over there? Are you doing another curtain podcast? From the old studio? He's having a flow on conversation with this black curtain.

I'm on another podcast over here. I do both. No, I wouldn't change that, dude. I love books for ladies, man. Ah, fuck, that's so interesting. I'm interesting, dude. I have levels. Fuck off.

You ever read? with the dragon tattoo. Yeah. I've seen a movie. I've seen them ready. What? Those books are great. Oh, really?

I got to read that. Oh, man. Woo! Okay. Okay, I'll read that. Hey. Oh, wait. I want to read nonfiction,

but I'm just too much of a lady. I'm too much of a lady. You know what? I'm with you on that. Yeah. I get the facts, but also I'm like, but yeah, but who's writing it? They got their own biased.

Just make me a lady, dude. Put some nice tits on me. A fucking nice cooch. and I'll just sit by the fire and I will read the shit out of fucking angels and demons. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Thank you.