The Golden Hour - Gorgeous Developed Pigs | The Golden Hour PATREON #49 EXCERPT w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia
Episode Date: November 6, 2024The guys talk Nick's shaved beard, an underground Starbucks for the elite, Chris and Erik meeting Justin Timberlake, Jessica Beil's hotness, Brendan fighting Roy Nelson, the Menedez brothers possibly ...getting released, True Crime podcasts, twisted serial killers, all new live call-ins, Erik's ongoing frustration with his construction workers and much more! Get the full episode plus two extra episodes every month at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcast
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We're friends that laugh, we're friends that shout
Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about
But that won't stop us
Nothing can stop us
It's like a show you used to love, just rebranded enough
It's stronger, bigger power cuz it is the
Golden Hour
It's the Golden Hour
Did I talk about? You are a man, you da man, you are a man.
The seller, the situation I had with my deposit?
S-E-L-L-E-R, no.
Oh, this lady says, okay.
By the seller, it could be C-E-L-L.
No, no, but she says.
Wine seller.
Like, you know, I'm supposed to just send the money by.
You ever sell a wine seller?
You wire the money, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it.
So she's not in the office and she says to,
hey, well, here's one of my colleagues.
Right.
Okay, so it says, checking account, you know? But I was gonna send from my Wells Fargo savings account. Yes money
Okay, and so I'm already lost
Yeah, yeah
You two would shut the fuck up
We'll just later. You know what?
Fuck you guys.
What else, Nick?
Fuck these guys.
Oh, dude, what about I couldn't get my fucking grade A junk out last time?
You got it out though, didn't you?
Yeah, after the fact.
So go for it.
Tell me your fucking story.
So.
He's going to do it.
No, I want him to.
Come on.
So the lady.
Okay. Way ahead of you. I'm going to do it. so yeah the guy I say well can I just send for my savings account he goes well
I'm not sure if you could that works and he goes we're Wells Fargo I say well I'm
Wells Fargo yeah the guy says well it should work okay so I've been texting so
now the lady I've been dealing with she gets back to me and she goes remember
when I said it's supposed to be checking account?
I said yeah, yeah, yeah, I understand that.
But you know what?
You've told us this.
I SAID THAT'S WHAT I ASKED!
No, no, no, no, no, no, but, but, but no, I know and I'm realizing now dude, I can only
have that thought when I have that thought.
You know what?
You know what?
You would have had the thought if y'all would have shut the fuck up.
I thought from the beginning maybe it's not a problem.
Hey, this is why we're way ahead of them.
But I think, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm just saying that these like, that just sound that sounded so shady it sounded so Florida
But right something, you know, it's just you can yeah
You can't like look
You can't
This is Democrat David just we we can't sell the house. They just look they're sitting
Bums took over they just gave it to a they stole my house to immigrant for free and they give them money every month
You can't you as when you're buying a house and you you can't put you don't put two offers out on different houses
And see which one you had here. Yeah, you you don't do that
Just like real sure should never I want a story to stop me. Hey But we're gonna do from now on. Yeah, okay don't do that. Just like realtors shouldn't be. Remember I want a story to stop this?
You're way ahead of ya.
But we.
That's how we're gonna do it from now on?
Yeah.
Okay, you watch.
Yeah, bro.
Not me, bro.
Hey, hey, hey.
Do it to him.
Way ahead of ya.
Yeah, way ahead of ya.
Do it to him.
I'm the one who said way ahead of ya first.
Hey, let's get one of these.
Fuck.
Way ahead of ya.
Way ahead of ya.
Yeah.
We need an overage.
Way ahead of ya.
That's good, I like that.
What else you got, Nick?
I just wanted to show this.
You are a man, you're a man.
Is he but another chick?
No, this was old.
You're a man.
You're a man.
I love this.
You are a man.
That is, when I saw that, that was like 2019.
I have it saved up my phone you do
Well, yeah, look at the algorithm it was back when you used to get a good jillion likes
Team million there you go if he did that now he gets 600,000 views, but that's a lot. I would kill for six
I'm saying
That to me one time that's fun. I had your following I'd kill myself. Oh, yeah
King Batch said that to me one time. I had your following, I'd kill myself.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Who said that?
He's famous enough to still get a bunch of views like that.
If he's... No, any video he did would have gotten that.
Now he has to do it with something.
Oh the moon, look at the moon!
That's hilarious, bro.
It's too low, isn't it?
Oh dude, that was so funny.
The thing now is like, nothing's unusual unusual. So before you rarely saw people like that
on the internet doing anything.
Now it's so normal that, yeah so common.
It doesn't go viral anymore.
When Will Smith was on Instagram,
that was it for Instagram.
They also suppress it though, but yeah.
Yeah, you gotta pay.
The phone isn't there on this justice folks, yeah.
Can everyone have a look at that moon quick?
Is it, the moon is on the plane low level. isn't doing this justice folks yeah can I have a look at that meal quick is it
with the the moon is on the plane low level it's like the moon level it's like
double rainbow guys is there an L
It's like I'm looking at the sphere, yeah?
What? Just coked out of his mind dude. Yeah, this is surely the moon's gonna go higher
Look at that moon quick everyone yet. No, we see it
Way ahead of you see the moon's up there
It's at me I level you which
You It's down there, it's at me eye level. It's at me eye level. Yewage. And it's going up.
Yewage.
Yeah, look at that, man.
Yeah.
You see that?
He's in like Italy or something.
He for sure would say arrow one.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
That video did.
Look at the moon.
Look at the moon.
Speaking of home buyers feeling disrespected.
Oh, dude.
These are your workers there?
Why is that one laying like that? You know why there's a hole in the ground? He's fucking it.
These motherfuckers.
That's what they did in the morning before. Then I caught them again. Are they on break or they're supposed to be working?
The two times they were on break. So I'm like how many breaks do these motherfuckers get?
The other one I'm just looking at my office and I'm like, the guy, the leg kick is the one.
Oh, is this the leg kick one?
The leg kick is.
Bro, I can't even imagine how funny it would be to see you from outside.
Bro.
That's what it was. I went like this.
Oh, dude.
And I saw, and he's just on his phone, and he kicks it.
Oh, dude.
Yeah. I was like, what are these guys doing, man? Music