The Golden Hour - Grab a Hammer | The Golden Hour #121 w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: February 28, 2025

The boys talk. Erik being proud of his son's B-Ball skills, Brendan's stage-5 clinger Golden Doodle, Erik's new movie, Peter Dinklage as Captain America, what's new with DJ Clue, virtue signaling run amuck, Jussie Smollet being Jussie Smollet, Justin Baldoni vs Blake Lively, Bhad Bhabie vs Alabama Barker, OnlyFans moms and much more! Get two extra episodes every month at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcast DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Pick Six app NOW and use code GOLDEN.

We're friends that laugh, we're friends that shout Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about But that won't stop us Nothing can stop us It's like a show you used to love, just rebranded enough It's stronger, better, bigger power Cause it is the Golden Hour It's the Golden Hour What's going on, fellas?

Uh, uh, what is going on, dude? Well, you know, you guys, since you have have older kids you can see how these kids grow I'm too but older than you yeah yeah but still just you know he just turned one so now I did yesterday he did this thing he grabbed my slipper he didn't think I saw him you know he grabbed a slipper started going with it and I said hey and then he went like this yeah but I was like the way he did I was like oh that's so his personality. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Nothing better. Yeah, that's when you hold him and you say, this ain't no game. Yeah. You take the other slip or you take the other slip and you throw it. Skip it straight. But I'm starting to see his personality is- He's not football with eyes anymore, yeah. When they first come out, it's like they're all the same.

Yeah. I always can tell, this I know you're in dad mode. When they're coming out, oh, he's out, it's like they're all the same. Yeah I always can tell this I know you're in dad mode when they're came out. Oh, he's tired baby. Not sleeping Oh, really? Oh my dad since goes out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's just like now You know, he's a little it's weird how he's if we're together Like if we're in Rachel and I are in bed together and he's with us He wants to be with her But if I get up from the bed to go to the bathroom or do anything, he just jumps off of her and he's like, you know.

Oh, yeah. You know, I'm like, man. It's funny too because he'll be like, oh, look at that. Oh, that's hilarious. Oh yeah, I saw this. Yeah, when he did that, dude, I was like, what? Really? Yeah.

Every day. Every day. Defense. Defense. That's funny. This is my favorite one. When he did that dude, I was like Oh you go in the league That's how dads are he gonna leak you know what's crazy to do I have two of those Yeah Two of them things real one there. It's ten's 10 feet. No, he tried to do that one and he can't quite do it. Yeah. And he gets so frustrated. That's good.

He couldn't do it and he was like, ah, it's gonna go. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Donkey Kong. Anybody kept trying it. What I liked is he kept trying until he got it. Super frustrating, kids, they get super frustrated. Yeah.

Even Cal's five still gets super frustrated. Oh, he was trying to pick up the other one. He can't pick both of them up at the same time. Yeah, yeah, five so it's super frustrating Oh, he was like see the dab ball there was just he was trying to pick up the other one He can't pick both of them up at the same. Yeah, I was watching him for like ten minutes He was trying to figure it out. He just got kicked over It's weird to me maybe because they have so many options like when Tigers play in a game as soon as gets tough I just switched another game. I'm like, what's wrong with you? Well, that's the you know, bitch That is dude when I was a we would, me and your uncle Jay, hours of figuring this shit out.

And I'm like, oh, because you have too many options. I've done one thing forever, so yeah. I'm fucked up. You have too many options. Yeah, yeah. Too many options! The Kendrick song, anyway. Master!

Yeah, that's that one. No one would know about it unless- There's too many options! Yeah, that's that one. No one would know about it. There's too many options. So, yeah, I'll be in Peoria coming up here on Saturday. Wayne's World. Friday, Friday.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's where they're from. Yeah. Pull up my schedule. I got some dates in. I just added Huntsville, Alabama and... Huntsville.

Appleton, Wisconsin. I got... Well, that'll be sold out. Lubbock, Texas. Amarillo, Torrance, California What is that? Crans? What's that say? Rhode Island? Portland Cranston Island Casper, Wyoming. You ever been to Casper? No, you've been a Cheyenne. Yes I've been a while when you're from Cranston. Well, yeah, Denver, Colorado Alright, so New York Atlanta. I got go to Chris Lee comm

I'm coming to helium and Indianapolis. What do you got mothership in April April what? Have a dinner or something, you know, gosh, let's get together mix it up. Chop it up barbecue. Yeah So what's up, dude, how long have you had your dog now? What's the game feels like 18 years? His name is Donnie. Oh, yeah, not after Donald Trump Let me tell you something about golden doodles man. Oh, they're stage five clingers. I can't fucking shake that thing I'm used to bully breeds with a kind of independent do do anything bully breeds. Yeah, bully breeds, dude. I Listen, he's great. He's cute. Well, it's funny. He's get off my goddamn dick. I cannot shake this fucking really I can't do anything. Does he go after your wife or no? Does you know just me?

Him and boss to your clothes. So boss you go outside and play. Why why did why do you bring him to work? What else am I gonna leave my home now? He like to roam around. Well, then that yeah. Yeah, it's on you then Well, but still left him at home. It wouldn't be like that. No, he would I get it. I get home It's I can't do anything. No one tells you so anybody golden doodles. I'm fucking stage five cleaners and people love that You trying to be all tough guy right now cameras off he's at home. He's like this Dude I was the first two weeks Hey man, yeah get off my dick. Yeah, I got a new dog. What'd you get? I have four again. Would you rest?

Kristen he's lonely the other three were lonely doxen those little wiener dogs yeah I like a nice dog they're so fucking funny bro yeah what do you mean yuck yes yes but yours is a long hair wiener dog nah nah you got cut the hair shortave it How old is he though? 12 weeks. Oh, so yeah, you actually did it right? They had a they had a puppy. They had a people they have like four doctors and they they they love them and They couldn't they could they were like they couldn't have another one. So they were like we need to find a home So they put it on I don't know where she found it, but I'll forever some shit

Yeah, we saved him we saved his life and then Christian's just on there like who will take it cuz usually got you be like got New dog it was in the alley Christian was just fell in love with it once That's like one eye and fleas and shit. You guys always save them Instead of collecting like shit cars you collect shit dogs No, yeah, they won't accept that like I like I collect project trucks you click project dogs project dogs Yeah, I have one shit dog dude, and his name is Chenzo and we found him in panoramic. I don't like any of them No, no, dude. I have other dogs I love. Cooper's awesome. Fucking Sam's great. Like a golden, black mix.

You know? It's awesome. Why do all your dogs have like, sound like boy band? Yeah, it's like a jambalaya of fucking dogs. No, there's Cooper, there's Tristan, there's Zachary. They stand in line and they're like, woo woo woo. Ear free pod.

I don't like this joke. Just doesn't really have legs for me. Oh God. I'm kidding. No, I, yeah, so and his name is Petey and it's cute. And Billy's like, Pee! He just says.

Big Petey. Yeah, yeah. Talk about fucking, Billy's two now, it's hilarious. Bro, that's the age, you know what I mean? When they start. Two is when they're their ultimate cuteness. Yo bro, it's so funny, man. It's so age. You know what I mean when they stores when they're the ultimate you hope bro. It's so funny, man It's so funny like they'll start to go that and then run to you. Yeah, this is a mouth You're gonna be a puddling a house. Yeah, I know but he does that right now

Like if I'm like down I start walking towards the bedroom, you know, you can hear me in a walk it towards the bedroom. You can hear me in a hallway. Oh, you're not loud on your feet? Yeah, yeah, loud on my feet. And then she's, you know, I hear, you know, then he's like, starts running. I'm just like, oh, yeah, it's the bad. It's slow motion in my head every time. Isn't that crazy? That's going to go away. I know. I know. I have to enjoy it. Why can't we go have another one? What movie? Yeah, you have to. What movie are you going to do? I don't know. Okay. I don't movie are you gonna do? I don't know. Oh, can you not say it?

I don't know if I can say. I don't know. I don't think it actually. He's gonna do Captain America. It's Terminator 5. Apparently anybody could be in a movie, you know. Yeah, and hate America. They should make Peter Dinklage Captain America.

You wanna watch that. You know why? Because this little five foot, 102 pound woman could beat up six guys in Captain America. So then just make Peter Dinklage Captain America. You know how many people would clown? Like if Peter Dinklage had the shield and it was like bigger than this whole body

and people would be like, how can he be Captain America? Well, how come the little girl who looks like an elf could beat up six men? She was trained by Black Widow. She knows martial arts, Eric. None of it makes any sense. It's a a bad movie and you can't say what movie yeah, I guess I can't rolling loud Oh, yeah, it's it's already out there. Yeah Can't say what it is. I can't say that like this is what we're doing in the movie with the cast

Yeah, it's own will so that right. It's almost a mount right vehicle Owen Wilson Yeah, so's great. Yeah, so there you go. Owen Wilson's in cars, tell your kid that. Shh, shh, shh. Yeah, it's cool, it's awesome. So in Rachel news, can I tell you another, here's a wife thing.

Steve Christian does this. So Rachel asked me a question like, hey, should I do this? How much, like I say it's a coffee machine, like, and I say, oh, no, do this thing. Then she says, I hate when you tell me what to do. Oh, what she asks you though? Yeah, yeah.

Blow your brains out. Blow your brains out. Blow your brains out. I told her, I said, oh, well this is gonna go on the podcast. What are you doing right now? She just catch herself. She's asking for what conference she's in the book.

She was asking me a question about something like, should I do this? And I said, ah, maybe you should. Don't forget to do it. And then it turned into, I hate when you tell me what to do. I said, you just asked me. You literally just asked me. Yeah, but she was probably getting mad at you because all the other times you tell her what to do, because you do tell people what to do. I say, you just asked me. Yeah, she did. You literally just asked me. Yeah, but she was probably getting mad at you

because all the other times you tell her what to do, because you be telling people what to do, bro. You be telling people what to do. First of all, here's what you need to do. I know, exactly. But you know, whatever, that's okay. You know, that's why we love you. But we don't have to live with you. If live with you different. Maybe it's a lot. Oh

Okay, let's take a poll Nick. Oh, who would be the worst to live with here? Chris Brandon army who would be the worst to live with that's a good poll to put out there on yeah It kind of is well, yes Yeah, I believe that more than the new Captain America. No the new no no no no what's his name Anthony Mackie's good No, he's weak as fuck. I mean look he's in so many movies. Yeah, he's a problem. He's not get this guy in there Yeah, that would be fucking Chris Chris. Can I nerd out for with you for a second? Here's my problem alright, so I'm gonna compare it to Mission Impossible in to Mission Impossible. In the Mission Impossible universe,

no matter who it is, you believe that the impossible mission force trained these people. So man, woman, it doesn't matter. Tom Cruise is five-seven, he can't beat up anybody, okay? But you believe in this universe. The problem in the MCU, the Captain America universe, they're super serial. No, I agree. And even in this movie, Captain America's like, should I have taken the super serum? I know, I know. Oh, did you see it? Yeah, the fact that he says that, and then this little girl

who looks weird, she's beating up six guys. You go, does she get super serial? No, it doesn't make sense within its own rule. That's all I'm saying. That's the problem with most sci-fi. Shit has to make sense in its own rules. But I've had a problem with the MC, because like Thanos for instance, how strong is this dude? Right, right, right. Well, that's the problem with him. There's too many characters. Yeah. There's too many options. So like for instance, the Hulk. The Hulk within the Marvel Universe. Secret Wars was about stopping the Hulk. Now all of a sudden the Hulk can get beat up by Thanos like this and we never see him again?

I didn't like that. So what I'm saying is the power dynamic is weird, but the only thing that's not in that universe is if you go to widow school, you could be 100 pounds. Doesn't matter, serum or not. Yeah, serum or not. Big red knot. These Marvel movies are, I picture these Marvel movies like the view. They all need to stop.

Yeah. It's just stopped. It's gone too far. Now it's watered down. Yeah, well, I just- Create some original shit. Deadpool brought it back. Did it? Yeah.

I'm sure it's bad. Deadpool did well. You didn't see Deadpool? No. Oh, that's great for me. Not the third one. One and two was good. I do love Hugh Jackman.

Third's good, huh? Oh, it's great. But I feel like that's good. Hugh Jackman is- But it's a little different. First of all- Nah, he's fantastic. First of all- Yeah, he love Hugh Jackman. Third's good, huh? Oh, it's great. But I feel like that's good. Hugh Jackman is- But it's a little different. First of all-

Nah, he's fantastic. First of all- Yeah, he'll suck you off. He's fantastic. Sometimes when you get, when someone is just that great of an actor, they really raise the nonsense. Yeah. Because Robert Downey Jr., like without him, it's just like, you're like, what is this?

Right, right, right, right. Because he's so good. You're talking about an Iron Man? You're talking about due date, but yeah. Just everything. But like, what is this? Right, right, right, right. Because he's so good. You're talking about an Iron Man? You're talking about due date, but yeah. Everything. But like a... Tropic Thunder? Because did you see the grud?

The gorge? Did you see the gorge on Apple? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Those two are so great. Well, he's great. But that premise is terrible. That movie is terrible. Yeah, that's terrible.

I know, but what I'm saying is like, I was kind of like, oh, that's a nice romance. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, he's great, I think. You didn't like her? She's all right. I think she's all lesser. She's alright. I think she's alright. Is it George Floyd shirt? Gangsta, bro. Come on. I can't tell from the anger. Well, you're racist. I can't tell I didn't know it was easy It's your white face is ruining. Yeah

Cuz it blends in I don't know man. I had this in New Zealand this shirt in New Zealand Did you go over well or like? I took this picture. That's DJ Premier, you know, and I sent it to DJ Premier and he goes hell Yeah, Chris kill him out there. So fuck you dude. I only wear people on my shirt that I know and new tax You can spot a DJ Premier beat from a hundred my I know He's the best to ever do it I think You can spot a DJ Premier B from a hundred miles away. He's the best to ever do it. I think what happened to DJ clue? Well, DJ clue.

Yeah. No. Well, I mean, it's probably strike. You know what? Honestly, he probably has a radio show somewhere on XM or something. Um, all the, like the DJs have to do their own shit. Cause that radio, I mean, mean he produced but DJ clue produced Yeah, but there's there's still I mean radio uncertain and we talked about this like when you impress for your shows in certain cities

Some cities radio still fucking huge He's got a radio show New York City Power 105 always on. He's okay Yeah, I wonder this is like the word DJ Paris Hilton, I'm like is like the word has been DJ Paris Hilton I'm like alright man No, you know who started it really like Being famous and be being a DJ is what's his name? Oh, baby? His marquee. Yeah, but he's not oh wow Yeah, no, but his marquee was just his marquearck I feel like DJ Khaled really he was no. No what I'm saying is he became a DJ

Oh, and he was he was making so much because people be like imagine you having a party Oh, yeah, you have him come and then it was like then it became a thing where everybody's like Well, I want to be a DJ and then those guys that are like an like imagine you're producing songs You're like, well, let me take this to the next level. You're at a stadium Mm-hmm, and all you're just doing in front of like it'd be like these guys you know what we should take a break before we get can we take a break let's take a break cuz hey basketball fans Donnie get off me not now they off me that's starving basketball fans are you ready to win real money check out pick

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end racism you know and you know how they took that they had that on the football field and got rid of it now it's not there. I thought it worked. Well, and racism to say that, it's so aggravating because, how do you feel as a black person? Well, let me tell you, psychologically, you're not supposed to say negatives. So even in sports psychology, you're gonna tell Tiger you would be So like even in like sports psychology,

you're gonna tell Tiger, you would be like. You don't say don't lose. You don't say, yeah, don't strike out. Don't strike out, you say like, hit all the, hit every ball today. Stay positive, yeah. Yeah, stay positive. So in that sense, I feel the same way.

If you say, you know, you use the word racism. Yeah, let's love each other, let's respect each other. Let's like, yeah. I like that. No matter what skin color you are. That's a good point, yeah. I think that's a better way to do it as opposed to like, you know, when you say the negative thing.

It's just like, I'd be like, stop rape. You're gonna say, well, what's rape? Everyone says, that's in your head now. That's a good point. Right, right, right. You know? So like,

It also doesn't work. Well, no, no, no shit. But it's basically all it is is virtue signaling. Like you're saying, oh yeah, and racism. Of course, yes, I'm a good guy. You're just saying, I'm a good guy. You're saying, we're not racist. We're not racist. It's like, all right, well, signaling. Like you're saying, oh yeah, and racism. Of course, yes, I'm a good guy. You're just saying I'm a good guy. We're not racist, we're not racist. It's like, all right, well no one said you were.

I think we're in the era of virtue signaling. We're gonna look back on it. Yeah, I do too. Unfavorably. I do too, yes. I do too. Because you know, you see, the biggest example of this is like, you know,

so J.K. Rowling comes out with her statement, right? And if you really look at his statement, I don't think, she's just like being pro-woman. Yes. You know what I mean? Like she's like, well, hold on a second, right? So then, and then everybody, like all the cast members of Harry Potter

had to come out and be like, a trans woman is a woman. Like, and the way they're doing it, it's like, oh, you think you have to say that. Right. And then she's- You think you have to. And she's like-

Regardless of how you feel about it, you think you have to say that. That's where's like. You think you have to. Regardless of how you feel about it, you think you have to say that. That's where I'm just like, get out of here with that. It's, yeah. Get out of here. She's a turf. Right. A trans exclusionary radical feminist.

Yeah. When she had the best statement. When back in the day she's just a normal person. No, you know when they had that, they come up with a new term for woman, they had all this stuff they had to say, and she was like, you know, we had a word for this. You know?

What was it? Woman. Right, right, right. You know what I mean? But anyways, I'm not trying to get into that today. All I'm saying is, is like, you know, that's an example of like, virtual signaling run amok.

Yeah, yeah. It's pretty crazy. Yeah, signaling, run them up. Yeah, yeah, it's pretty crazy. Yeah, we'll look back on this time. I think 2020 to 20, whatever, 23, 22. From COVID to like 24. No, before that. And I think it's- It was before that, yeah, yeah.

I think it started with like the Me Too movement. Well, that was right. Wasn't that like 2019? I don't know. No, no, that was a little earlier. That started maybe 2018. Yeah, it was before COVID. But was it really popping until 2018?

I thought 2019, 2020, maybe that's just when. I got hired at Funny or Die in October of 2017 and the first task I had to do was go around and take down any Louis CK pictures. So it was late 2017. No, I mean, again, at the beginning of it, it was necessary. Agree, and then it just went crazy.

It was necessary. It became a witch hunt. Then the Aziz Azari thing happened, and people were like, hold on a second, that's not like a bad date. So weird. And then it just went, then, you know, listen, anytime you weaponize a movement,

I have a problem with it. Because that's what that guy Jesse Smollett did. He weaponized the left attitude. Lost his career? Yeah, but what I'm saying is- Not that it was popping before, but you know what I mean. You could just go, people are so virtue signally, right? That you just go, they attacked me because I'm black and gay.

Of course. And then the Hollywood people jump in like, I can't believe that this is happening. See weaponizing See weapons, but I like when that stuff happens. I love it. Well when it gets exposed. Yeah I'm like it really gets excited. Keep doing it But it starts to so scared that it's hard to expose it because they're just like oh We think they don't even everyone think if look everyone thinks what Jesse Smollett that is this fucking shit. Yeah, like you know But if you come at it Kamala Harris tweeted out about it what did she say like we have to find these attackers this is America but back then you didn't know that all the issues oh oh but you did in the beginning you didn't know the whole story but that's

the thing you don't know the whole story right so you can't be like that's why you don't jump to fucking conclusions and tweet out well yeah that's fucking my thing is this I don't even mind it's like I don't mind to fucking conclusions and tweet out. Well, yeah, that's fucking my thing is this I don't even mind But if we know it's like I don't mind to tweet now what I'm saying is where the tweets after yes That's what I'm because to me the lefty people should be way more upset Yeah at Jesse Smollett. Yeah, because he weaponized and it ruins their the whole Exactly, but they don't care about anything as long as they did their job. They should be royally upset with Amber Heard.

Bitch, you fucked it. Johnny Depp, he took one for the boys. Johnny Depp should have a fucking statue. Thanks to Amber Heard. Now just Blake Lively, her Kate, nobody cares. Isn't it great? Nobody cares. Everybody's like, bitch.

Oh, she's ruined her entire reputation. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I think it depends on who you ask. That thing splits people, but- What splits people? The Blake Laveley thing. If you're in Hollywood. I don't think it splits people at all, man.

That's why no one's talking about it. Outside Hollywood? I don't read anything about it because frankly, it's not interesting but I It kind of is I especially for what you've been through. It should be interesting. So I've only heard about But the whole thing is I I'm not going to begin to know the whole story, right? So I'm good whatever You don't have to know the whole story. You can make up your own conclusion just by the information that we have what's what's the real he was homeboy post receipts I saw I saw some of that stuff because she's trying to weaponize it because they want the rights to the movie but the difference is this though what he's

saying right now okay here's the difference between then and now oh you don't have to know all the story before and a person can lose their life and correct that yes facts yes yeah now people are just kind of like well let's have to know all the story before and a person can lose their life and career. Right. That, that, yes. Facts. Yes. Yes. Now people are just kind of like, well, let's see. Yeah. Yes.

And that's exactly, that's a great thing. Cause it really should be like, okay, whatever. Right. Like, let's see how this unfolds. You know, it's the same. When before agents, agents, Hollywood's go, we're out. But how about this? Yeah.

Whoa, off a tweet. But how about this? You guys deal with it. Yeah. What do you mean? Damn. Oh You guys deal with it. Yeah. What do you mean? Damn. Oh, you deal with it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yes and no, because the field that we're in, if it just goes, ah, you guys deal with it, that's not fair to you and the shit you went through and what Brian went through. Because where the fuck was this energy back then? If only this was around back then. So it takes a guy like this, and I heard he might be a scumbag. I don't give a fuck.

What he's doing, exposing this. You're talking about two Hollywood Titans who were trying to ruin his fucking career. And he goes, hold up, I got receipts. And people are listening. So this changes dynamic for the next comic, who gets fucked over by some whore that wants fame and trying to ruin his reputation Now now there's a discourse where we go. Hold up. Hold up. Yeah, I will say I know Justin Baldoni I met him a few times and he's the fucking sweetest dude. That's all I know. Oh, I love him. Nicest guy Yeah, nice fucking guy. It seems like the media is protecting like the Blake Lively Ryan Reynolds

Yeah, I know way too much about this. And they definitely just seem like they kind of like meet, tried to mean girl Justin Bell Dole out of it. And they tried to bully him to get the own the rights and he went, oh, but if you got her seat. Here's text messages with me and your wife at midnight. Here you go. You know what I mean?

Yeah. It's like, I don't know. Yeah. That's my, oh man. Wow. Yeah. Like that shit has to stop. I will say obviously I feel a certain way about it That's if that's a case of you know what though, but like originally when this came out we brought up on fine kid I went I'm sick this I don't give a fuck and then Brian was like you should I Go he goes let's talk after all right, and then he down by now about I didn't know about

I don't even know what happened honestly. But that's the thing, I see something about somebody that I've met before, right? Like Justin, and I go, oh, he's a nice guy, I'm not going to pay attention to that. Because all I saw were people bashing him in the beginning. That's how it goes. That's how it goes in the beginning. Ryan Reynolds, Blake Bivoli. I know, I know.

So, I go like this, because of also what I've been through I go like I'm not gonna believe any This shit, you know, but I'm saying I already wasn't I wasn't on a side, but I was like, well, I already don't believe Everything they're saying about Justin, but but I think because what most people in this room went through everything Automatically, I'm like, I don't believe them. Let me hear his story Yeah, but my thing is like I agree., that's exactly, my point on just saying this, there should be a due process because we have to just accept now that people will be tried and convicted in the court of public opinion.

So that's a part of our society now, okay? In a way, I mean socially, yeah. Yeah, socially, but the problem is that that bleeds itself over to these corporations and big brands making choices, you know what I mean? And you just go, you kind of go like, that's where it needs to stop. Yeah, but dude.

But I think everyone needs to take that approach and I think with what Johnny Depp's done, what Homeboy's doing, what some of these other guys have done where they fight back, like I guess the biggest shock to me after All the shit we've been through is I thought the people that that knew you know Our friends I I was like oh, we're all gonna rally together fuck them. I was back cuz I come from team sports Yes, sir, dude

Don't say same right no no not sports, but same with loyalty. No way, dude, if that's what a comic is, I ain't that. There you go, there you go. So that's where I was like, oh, I'm not like them. Yeah. Oh, I'm out. I know, but I've said this. I was baffled, baffled, and hurt, and upset. I want to fight people.

That's not where you want me. I know, but the thing is, look, people make business decisions. I'm not saying they're right's not where you want me. I know but the thing is like I People make business decisions. I'm not saying they're right Bitches let me finish people make business decisions, and I'm not saying they're right, but people would rather People would rather lose a friendship with this person and be wrong That you stand by them yeah, and then find out later They just that's just that there's choices that people have made and says a lot about their character didn't right? so but what I'm saying is that's just what and that's what like, you know, like a Production would do so like something will come out and then the production is gonna be like, ooh

Maybe we don't want to deal with this because they don't personally know what about that before for some of those comics the withy That's true. That's true. But what about what the NFL NFL did with Jay Z? I know but but the thing is the NFL One is already dealing with murderers and all kinds of stuff. They've dealt with in the past. They're a strong organization organization They own Sundays. It's all about untouchable untouchable. They're just kind of like we're bigger than this Yes, so they can make a big decision to be like we're gonna stand by our guy until we find out otherwise. And it doesn't affect business. And it doesn't affect business at all. It doesn't affect business.

But what I'm saying is I don't know if the choices that some people have made and businesses have made, I don't think it would have affected business. No it wouldn't. That's the thing. It wouldn't have. Because I've said this before. That's why I don't talk to those people.

Wait, I've said this before. What I don't understand is like Disney for instance, they made this big choice, right? But the people that fight for what they're doing, they don't buy tickets to go watch these movies. Right, right, right, right, right, right. So it's like, so you kind of go, why'd you do this? Why'd you do it for who? And I started with like, who, who is it for?

It's not, no, I understood. A small uproar on social media. Yeah, who do it for who? I started with who? Who is it for? The small up or on social media? Yeah, who is it for? You lost billions of those decisions? What they did with the army of the dead, they took me out. It cost them millions of dollars. They just lost money. Who was that for? Already trash movie.

You want to spend more money? Put it out. They spent money replacing me. Who was there for they lost already trash movie? Yeah Put it out they spent money replacing me it's like they just lost money on that that's my thing and here I am Still fucking you know what I mean? It's like so it's so it's like I've used the AI Yeah, you are still crushing it on the road. I know that's what I'm saying That's not all those bitches all those comics that hopefully you made the right business decision You ain't selling tickets podcast selling shit how'd that decision go for you well I wish you know what I don't know much people they're like whatever they think it's right just not my foxhole yeah yeah that's all yeah it's all good yeah but it's a you know but it's not I know but you can forgive but don't forget no why

yes some of them I don't even forgive This China got started fighting people or this robot in China started fighting I saw that I saw that it was that it definitely looks like it Okay, I think you just that what that is or did he trip I have a hard time believing it's anything But I think you just short-circuited but I'm not worried cuz the guy's security guard behind him just grab him like this and yeah But that's right. I know but I'm just saying that's alarming though. Yeah, but if you're at home, that's alarming, bro Yeah, you're at home. No matter what way you cut it. That's alarm. Can you give me some tea? What? He's like you get me tea. Yeah. Yeah. No, but I you know, I I don't know how I feel about it

I mean, but at the same time it's like yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah I don't know how I feel about it. I mean, but at the same time it's like robots. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Do this you were five years away from robots. You could be like, oh, I'm gonna buy a robot You're not gonna hire me. You're gonna get a robot. You're not gonna have a housekeeper You can have a robot and I'm all about it I mean, I think I'm all about like some some jobs need to just go away. There's no more Photo-developing places anymore. You know why? Because technology is better. You know another scam that's out of society? Passport photos. It's gone. There used to be this scam where you had to go spend

$59 for a passport photo. That shit's done now. You know why? Because I'm redoing my passport right now. It expired and they just go, oh upload a picture with your iPhone. I'm like this is how it should have been from my $59 from 20 years ago that robot could have short-circuited because you know some woke person that you know programmed it and so might have been like that's right get him out and it's like that's hilarious you know yeah and just like let's put a virus in it yeah anytime it calls him a him freaked the fuck out Yeah, so it's like I don't know

I mean, I feel like you know what I mean? It's that could it be a robot over there, you know, like let's do the ads There's AI programs I do It's doing that it's doing what Nick's doing right now and cutting up videos from the clips in real time. You know what I mean? There's podcasts that do that. It's taking care of the dog over there. You know what I mean?

Fucked out the dog's a robot. I don't know if you ever needed cut to it's also sitting here. Brendan, what did you do this weekend? You ever seen that Rick and Morty where the the dog he puts a chip on the dog and the dog they take over the world he's taking the dad and rubbing his face in pee dude I forget everything I I'm now I don't know if it's an age thing okay it might be an information thing because you have so much shit you don't read or doing that stuff but it was a lot more content and news and if dude I

Put I mean I'm at the point where? Something has changed in my life. I cannot Remember if I've seen a movie before oh That's I used to always know now. I'm like did I see this or not I can usually figure it out. I have CT Oh guys, No, but like because I don't know if I seen the the preview or the movie Yeah, I'm not bad with movie my thing is I'll see somebody for and yeah I mean so much shit when the cars make this this comedy all sorts of shit and like yeah, man. How you been? I'm like, how the fuck do I know this guy? Yeah, and it takes a hot

the fuck do I know this guy? And it takes a hot second. Oh, but that's always- You mean so many fucking things. It takes a hot second. Have you guys tried the Microsoft Copilot AI? I have not. Guys, when you go, I'm gonna show you this. When you go to like where you're gonna talk to it.

What's up, baby? Hey there, I'm Copilot. You can chat with me just like you would with a friend I'm here to answer questions. So discuss ideas or simply have a conversation. Is he british? So what's your name? Hey, this is eric and i'm on a podcast with my buddy chris and brendan right now and we're talking about, you know current events What should we talk about? Hey eric chris and bre Brendan. Current events, huh? You could dive into the latest in tech, like AI breakthroughs or space exploration.

Oh, this is his whole spiel. You know what you could do. Oh, that's Eric. No, but I'm telling you. You know what you could talk about. How does it feel? No, I was, no, no, but I was like. How does it feel when you're told what to do?

I was trying to. You know, your wife's right. I was trying to install something. I just turned it on like this and said, okay, I can't figure out. Step by step? Yeah, I was like, I can't figure out, just how I was talking to your wife's right. I was trying to install something. I just turned it on like this I said, okay, I can't figure out step by step. Yeah, I was like, I can't forget this I was talking to it. I can't figure out what this one piece does. It's like oh Eric I know exactly what piece you're talking about. I need to try that Cuz I'm a self-taught mechanic and I just go to YouTube. I look up how to do it I have all my tools. I do it. You need to do this Look you're doing it now. It says you're telling them what to do now

What's off Chris Eric and then and then this is just gonna you could tell me your troubles and your worries Yeah, and then dude, you're gonna be in the garage. I'm trying to figure out the car just yeah, and she won't you know It's funny because she won't No, you tell what car suck you up. I have this agent. I'm trying to of car. I'm trying to change this. I'm trying to do this. Can you help me step by step? Put me on your penis. It's all about the prompts.

It's all about the prompts. Lay on your back. Put me on your penis. Check out my vibrate mode. Oh yeah. How's that feel? Put me on your frenulum tip. Oh, look at that, huh?

Edging. I wish it wasn't a British because I just set him off yeah yeah what are you gonna come to just told you to your problems and he just talked to me killing yourself yeah turn around now put me on your anus does that feel good it's not it's not gay look at look at that fucking hammer over there fucking take that what's going on what is this honestly let's face facts you're 53 years old You're 53 years old. You've peaked, mate. You've peaked, and that's fine. He's like, so.

And that's fine, you know, you had a great run. It's over, mate. Look in the mirror. Look at you. Don't grab that hammer, does it feel right? Look at you, look in the mirror, look close, look at that. The Easton could have the suicide hotline. All't grab that hammer. Doesn't it feel right? Look at you. Look in the mirror. Look close.

Look at that. The suicide hotline could be AI. What? The suicide hotline could be AI at this point. You pinch, you try to pinch the blackheads out, you're just putting them in further, mate. You're not fucking pinching them out, you're pinching them in. You know what kind of fucking idiot does that?

Take the hammer, smash your head in. The detectives come, what'd he do? Oh, he killed himself. fucking idiot does that take the hammer smash your head. The detectives come what do you do I killed him some year but he had a lot of blackheads. This is rock AI and they have a. They have a jizz all over his pants. They have a sexy option. I'm trying out the new Glock voice mode and there's a sexy option on there. I did record it just now but it didn't record on my phone because screen recording won't

capture audio anyways. That's not the point. Let's just get to it. Hey sexy, how's it going? I'm recording this for my audience on X. Let's get to it. Oh darling, I'm buzzing this for my audience on X. Let's get to it. Oh darling, I'm buzzing with anticipation. Just the thought of being watched by your audience

makes us all the more thrilling. Picture us in a dimly lit room, the air heavy with desire. I'm leaning in, my breath hot against your ear. Rock hard. What do you want me to do first? Oh. I want you to get to the good bit

so the screen recording doesn't go on for too long Well, very technical. I love a man who knows what he wants. I'm gagging on it. Let's dive right into the action I'm peeling off your clothes my hands exploring every inch of your body. Is there a hammering? You like the god you are Tell me where do you want me to kiss you first? Well, that's up to you. Oh The suspense is killing me. Wow, let's start with those luscious lips of yours If a girl said it to me be like, you know, my walls tight Milking every last. Oh

This is real oh It's as real as the pleasure coursing through my veins Yes It just keeps going you have a hammer nearby pleasure together until next time She milked them clean. Yeah, dude We've we've you know, I've now we've got you to completion I'm out here door close I just called an uber Wow God when the people start getting canceled from fucking sex robots yeah well what I think is when they know

it'll be when they go sentient. Then all of a sudden you're doing something wrong. Yeah. Oh, right, right, right. Yeah, that's for sure. Hollywood will be like, guys... That's why I reject the premise of that stupid show. Which one? Where the robots are at an island and you go and the robots are all...

It's like, no, you make robots so you can do dirty shit with them and they can be okay. You don't make robots that can think for themselves because then what are we talking about? I don't want to make a robot feel bad. Yeah! Why would you program that? What's the... Nick, they had that bad...

Was it bad baby? Bad body bad body bad buddy is it bad bunny the guy or the guy or the girl the girl the rapper with the beef with bad baby bad baby with Travis Barker's daughter what the fuck is going what happened it's this so such a waste of our time. She has a beef with Travis Barker's daughter. Bad baby. Yeah. Okay. And she does like a diss track. Okay.

Bro. I was up to smart. Travis Barker's like, I'm gonna retaliate, here we go. That's it. But bad. Here's diss track. I was at a Clipper game

and Travis Barker was sitting there with his daughter. That's my boy. This was like years ago, right? And his daughter was in a Clipper game and Travis Barker was sitting there with his daughter. That's my boy. This was like years ago, right? And his daughter was in a little mint coat, just like looked like a little supermodel, like mini versions. Yeah. Somehow she fell into like the wrong, weird crowd. I was like, dude, like how are you dealing with this?

There's a lot to deal with, right? Have you get called by the principal? And he just looked at me like, you have no idea. I don't know what sparked the beef but bad buddy went on there and it is how old are they how old are they're old well bad baby's like 20 right bad babies twerking and shit and she's talking about she got fucking railed by all these NFL players you're like okay she's over 18 now yeah I think both of them are yeah cuz that because that'd be ridiculous. So, okay. So this marker is 19 years old, the daughter.

Yeah. This feud traces back to December 24 when bad baby accused Alabama of attempting to steal her. Who's Alabama? What's Alabama? That's Alabama. That's her name, Travis Barker's dog. Oh, okay. Alabama, great name.

Attempted to steal her then boyfriend, Levan, who is also the father of bad baby child. Okay. We'll listen to it on the Patreon, Livon, who is also the father of bad babies. Okay. We'll listen to it on the Patreon, bro. It is so graphic. Oh, she's like, you let that do it. Grab a hammer, bitch.

Look in a mirror. Bad. You got blackheads everywhere. This is the. Isn't that the cash me outside girl? Yes. You want to talk about all the money. Yeah.

You want to talk about. Good for her idiots. Balling. girl? Yes, making all the money. Yeah, you want to talk about... Good for her, idiots. Balling. She's one of the few, I mean, I just saw an article about, I talked about it on Riffin with Griffin, that's also a podcast that's still happening, that it's shocking how very little a majority of OnlyFans girls actually make.

Yeah. It's like $1,300 a year is the average it's like UFC fighters like no everyone's Connor McGregor it's like the guys on the prelims are making like $4 it's like one of one percent make like all this money but that gets defined yeah same with UFC fighters. Imagine at that point why are you doing it? Just hoping you blow up for the whole year. And you got your asshole on there. I don't know. I think, what do you, what do you think of? I do.

Sometimes I think about like the whole explosion of, you know, there's not really porn star anymore. It's just, you know, only fans or it's kind of a good thing because they do own their own shit now. No, no, no. It's great not working for... But what I'm saying is like there was a whole thing on... No, no, no. No, no, I'm saying there's a whole thing on like... What's her name? Riley Reed, right? That's the really...

I've seen her work, yeah. Yeah. She's great. You know, she's... You know, if you see her in an interview, she's... She's got a personality. She's whatever. But like...

And I think she's got like businesses or whatever. Anyway, she got married and is like talking about having a baby and then people are like, they just sparked this whole discussion of like, you know, you having kids is gonna fucking ruin their life. What do you think about the many OnlyFans moms that are now, that will now? Oh, it's a disaster.

They should all grab hammers. Wait, wait, wait, wait. The internet. Grab hammers. the internet. Oh, it's a disaster. They should all grab hammers. Wait, wait, wait, wait. The internet. Grab hammers. The internet is the one place where a hoe can actually become a housewife. Because you could go back 10 years where you'll be like, oh, bikini, bikini, bikini. Then 10 years later it's like, husband, kid.

And you're like, wait a minute. But the thing is, a lot of girls have hoe phases, right? Yeah, you're like wait a minute. Yeah, but I guess I guess but the thing is Have whole phases right and then and then He's documented, but then they grow up and they get with a real dude like I fucked enough dicks Whatever so then they get with a real person, but a lot of girls had whole phases It's just not documented nobody but it's about what he's saying is it's about like what do you like is it gonna be a thing? What just think about Britney Spears kids? Oh does the good outweigh the bad does the bad outweigh the good yeah you know I'm saying like like I think society I think society's even more accepting of it yeah cuz like Britney Spears kids are like

OJ Simpson's kids like you know yeah but I'm saying now I think there's gonna be so common it's like right but there will be there will be some fallout like it's not like you know dude if if if Kristen was doing only fans Calvin and Billy grew up. They'd be like one day. They'd be like what the fuck I think that would affect them Yeah, negatively. Oh, yeah, but but then on the other hand nobody's gonna build an empire and you like Kardashians Like do you think Kim Kardashian's point? Whatever son and daughter of it when they're like 21, they know now.

They know now. It's going around in school since he was a kid. So do you think when they're 16, like man, you know the only reason your mom made money is and then they show them the video? I don't know. I was about to say that. That's the thing. It's not like, unless your kid themselves is like, let me see what my mom was up to.

That's gonna be trolls. That's different, but it's gonna be kids at school, but they're like, look at your mom. Like if, let's say St. pops off doing whatever, basketball or soccer or something, and he posts like a sweet goal, the haters on the internet are gonna fill it with, that's why your mom did this, here's the link, all this shit. Yeah, that's what you should deal with. That's the sucky part. But they're more equipped to deal with it than we are. yeah, cuz they're coming up anyone's equipped to do no man

No, not not not not saying it's good. I'm saying they're gonna be better than I don't know because because there's studies now What that's why other countries are banning social media 100% for kids under 16. Well, yeah We're not equipped for this. I disagree completely. I don't think, no, I'm not saying that they're going to be able to handle it. I think because they're coming up with it, they're more adaptive to it. Cause a lot of young kids like don't fuck with Twitter cause too negative. A lot of young girls and guys, they're not fucking with it cause they, they don't give up. They're like, what? Cause they know how toxic it is.

Tiktok and Instagram, it's still the same thing. It's about how many likes you got, right? Right. What people are saying. It's like you look in the TikTok and Instagram, it's still the same thing. It's about how many likes you got, what people are saying. It's like you look in the comments and it's just all negativity. It's all like people. A lot of it's on the parents though. Yeah, but I know, but that's the tough thing to do, man. Your kid's at school.

Yeah, it's a tough thing to do, yeah. Everybody's got phones, what are you supposed to do? But what he's talking about is like, is it worth it? What I'm saying is like, if you're saying on the Kim Kardashian level, but that's one of one of one of one percent. I'd say it was worth You know what? I don't know if it was like if you were just a regular ass porn chick

You know no matter even if you're famous or not like like right like Jenna Jameson There's very few porn chicks who are like standing in front of their mansion at 62 like look what I did No, they're not We did it My pussy. There's none. There's none. There's none. No, there not. You know what I mean? But you be, but do that point you and you. Dude, dudes are like, we did it. I'm just saying dude. I have part in it. It's not a like a profession that like,

it's not a profession that you go. Oh, no, you're not proud of. And they all get out of it and hate it. You're not, career day is not gonna be, the OnlyFans chick's not gonna be at the school career day. No. High class. No.

But what's interesting is academic talked about this like in the rap culture like you know Nicki Minaj can sell out arenas do everything but even the big names you know now like Meg the Meg the Stalin she's kind of turned into influencer like she doesn't really sell out arenas she has to partner with someone so what she does take brand deals Now she just because social media. She's more of an influencer than a rapper Yeah, so they get on the scene and she's obviously gorgeous top five for me So she's gorgeous, right and then she just starts doing brand deals brand deals and they stop doing less and less music

They just become an influencer. Yeah, I don't know what that's also do with porn But but that kind of that that that genre of music is a young man's young woman's game I mean, yeah, you know even still you know, it's been awesome Why would you want to like who care you go on tour for money? Yeah Yeah, that's so if you can't if you're not making that money if you most rappers can't if you can I'm saying But if you can make the equivalent amount of money sitting at home sitting at home photo shoot photo shoot And podcasting, things like that. I mean, it's in all industries. People have become, we're influencers. You know,

it just so happens that like, you know, when you, if you're doing an art form that you love to do and you can still make money at it, then you do that. The difference is, is we didn't get involved in this to make money. I did have a good time with my friends. It just so happened. Everybody else got involved and started to make money. I would do this whether we made money or not. I didn't even know. This is how I socialize. Oh I need to get paid. Eric's still on the come up on that end. You think I'm driving out here to love y'all? The point is I didn't know you could even make money when I started doing this. No, nor did I care. It was even a thought. It turned into like,

yeah it was like initially it wasn't even a thought. It turned into like, yeah, it was like, initially it wasn't about necessarily making money from that so much as it was about like, oh, I can get more fans to come. On the road, yes. No, I didn't even know that. I didn't even know that. I was just like, I'm just gonna do it.

You knew in a way that I was like, you are about reaching people. So when you were doing the 10 minute podcast, I'll tell you right now. You were reaching people. You were like, I'm funny and let's about reaching people. So when you were doing the 10 minute podcast, you were reaching people. You were like, I'm funny and let's reach more people. Listen man, I did it because I thought it would be fun and funny. Yes.

But I didn't go that extra, you know, I mean. It wasn't possible. Right, but it's like, it's such a thought now, ooh, if I go on the internet, I can play to my audience. But it wasn't back then, really. Well, you were figuring out who the audience was. I mean, it's like, I just think that performing, I always thought that Jim Carrey didn't continue in standup

because it wasn't enough for him. It wasn't enough. It was like, yeah, I can make all these people, but it's like, nah, I need a four dimensional world that I'm living in so I can make people laugh on a different level. I feel like your personality is very much like that. That's why your standup is so wild and so spontaneous

in the moment of the things that you're talking about. So I just think that if you're somebody, yeah, you wanna be a rapper, but it's like, all you hear is horror stories in the music business you hear about like you know What's the left eye and then what do you what is that? Yeah, you hear about nice yeah, you hear about all these stories about like people lose They make no money, so if you're in the music business, that's still the case. So now with streaming now It's about like really being an influencer because now because people are getting records. Yeah Yeah, so it's like the music business found a way to uh to uh to capitalize on this now

So the artist has to change too. So I don't know and if you're a woman Hip-hop man, that's probably the most difficult. You better be hot But then also comics had to change too, because a lot of them weren't something, even the headliners. And then podcasts and blows up. But also back to the podcast thing also, but like we're all busy, we have other businesses

and you got kids, family. Like when's the last time you sat down and talked with a buddy for an hour? Like look, you sat down for an hour. Like if I didn't have this, I don't talk to anybody, man. I don't fuck with anybody. This is where I- This is where I-

If we were podcasting going to one-on-one after sets, back in the day, that'd be still fun. That was, oh my God, bro. That's what this is now, yeah. I don't know what that is, I'm too young. Well, no, you weren't in the game yet. What is it?

We would go, after we would do our sets, like, you know. no you weren't in the game yet. What is it? We would go we would go after we would do our sets Like you know, but you store something. Yeah Not even we'd go anywhere. Yeah, and we just meet up at a diner later. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I mean it was just spots We used to go to go to one. I'm sure they do it now people coming up. But yeah Go to canters canter, you know 101 cafe I don't think what they used to do the back of the day. They would go to Cantor's cancer, you know, 101 cafe 101 cafe Swingers swingers. Yeah but it was um, you know, it was uh, I

Don't know if they do that now. Yeah, I don't know if they do that now Yes, they're like clicks like it was when we're coming up right now It's very deliberate if we're gonna go do a spot. We're gonna go do a spot cuz we made it Yeah, but after one, but like everything changed. That sucks. Well, it, well, you know what? Maybe for me, cause I think one of the reasons I gravitate towards it and ran with it was I felt like there was a, there was a group. I agree. What's that? Yeah. No, I agree. COVID happened and I would see Eric every now and then outside that I didn't see anybody. Yeah. And I was on my own, I'm like, oh this,

and then I realized, oh, I was kinda doing it so I could see my friends and be like them, but if I'm on the road by myself, I'm doing spots by myself, this isn't for me. Unless, yeah. I don't love it as much as you guys do to pursue that, if that makes sense. Yeah, I get it.

Yeah, now this seems like something that's crazy they both sent this to the group chat yeah I said I saw this and I was like oh this is a guy I didn't watch it cuz I knew we're gonna bring it up that's I like to get no unspoken beautiful thing mother and daughter sharing the same husband man baby daddy you know it's such a beautiful thing it's not often that a mom and daughter are pregnant at the same time let alone by the same man us disgusting we wouldn't want things to be any other way So when I found out that my mom was pregnant and by the same man as me You know honestly was unexpected because again we weren't buying it all for a baby

Did they know he was fucking both of them? Just like yo, okay go to the mom Yeah, I know but that's the daughter daughters we got to see who who is first I get to carry a baby alongside the woman who birthed me and that our baby's a part that you know DNA from the same man yeah okay DNA it's gonna be your brother you dumb bitch. Okay, go. And that's gonna be her, the baby's uncle. I really crave the sweet and salty, and so- Oh, mom's terrible, right? Hey, mom looks like Jeremiah Watkins. What are we doing?

Wait, where's she going with this? With some drizzled with chocolate. I try to get Nick to- She's beautiful. All right, first of all, let me just- Do you have a hammer? Oh my god. Let me step in first.

I wanna die. I don't believe this. No, no Oh, I do. I believe it one way the guy the guy's like here I I didn't I shouldn't have fucked you first mom. I fucked up. Whoops Right my thing though is like this would be more believable to me This is this is rage bait the way they're doing it. I'm so rage. But for me I would have rather have seen like I like the Jerry Springer version of this would be way better. Yeah right right right. Because it's like they shouldn't be happy about this. No this is a disaster. Well they're not. They're not.

Right. But they put the video up like they are because it's gonna get 27,000 likes. And the daughter was like you, when I found out that my boyfriend was fucking my mom, I was surprised. It's like, this is terrible. Your man cheated on you with your mom, got her pregnant, and then fucked you days later and got you pregnant. And he was trying to do that too.

He's a bad guy. You know what people, they're bad guys. Hey, the mom. People. Hey, the mom. Cut your losses. Have an abortion. Hey, hey, the mom.

Stop it. Go, no, no, no, no. You know what? There's so much. I'm with you. I'm packing, Chris. Hey, they're both young. It's a guy. Hey, the mom, dude.

Yeah. That's not a good angle for her. Oh, dude. But she's terrible. What is I, and the daughter's pretty. Yeah. Well, that's good. Hey mom, mom, take a hike. Take yourself out of the equation clearly have an abortion That's why this guy is like he's a monster. Yes, like a bad guy when people talk about like, you know It's like You know what's happening? Yeah, there's no such thing as like oh, I didn't know she was gonna get pregnant It's so hard. Are you what? Are you kidding me? So you don't remember this moment?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You left it in, you stupid idiot. You knew what was happening. He busted- Pop out, back shot. He busted in mom and he knew exactly- I want to see you get pregnant. Don't look at my eyes and say that. Don't look at my eyes and say that.

Yeah, but the mom can also be like, listen Mitch, I'm like 60. There's no way I can have a baby. And then his super sperm just fucking got it done. No, the mom's gotta be like in her I think the mom's like No, I can't get pregnant watch this I think she's in her 40s. No, she had a kid when she was very young You think she's the same age as me no way and Chris. She's 50, right? She just looks terrible. He's 50

She might be a smoker she might be 27, but she's like 48 man, and the daughter's probably like look it up She's old and 48 broke. I cannot find this mom and dad. Wait, hold on Usher they all live favorite meme of all time. They all live together Together I don't know, you know, this kind of shit is definitely I don't think that girl slept with a thousand men. I don't think this could these this is real I tell me they're not in Vegas. They're there a hundred percent They might be in Iowa or some shit Yeah

More of a Florida vibe. The mom looks like Florida material. They moved to Vegas, dude The mom moved to Vegas. They're in Vegas Hey, what a fucking train wreck. What a train wreck. It's just bad, dude. Two weeks apart. Oh, you think that guy's gonna be around? Two weeks apart? I don't know. And by the way, you don't know you're pregnant yet,

so he was busting in both of them for like six, seven weeks at a time. Oh my gosh. Too many options. Yeah, yeah. I mean, you know. That's crazy. They didn't know? Like, you don't know.

I guess you wouldn't know. We all know. Like, I would like to see I guess you wouldn't know. We all know. Like, I would like to see that first conversation. Oh, horrible. Hey, can you guys chat face time? The kids are going to grow up and be like... Ha ha ha ha ha!

No, he lives with them. He's like, can we have a family meeting? Here's a Zoom link. I need to... Run something by you guys real quick. Family meeting. My brain always goes to logistics of things man, yeah, it's just first of all two weeks apart means yeah, they Were getting sick at the same time. I mean six weeks ago this six seven weeks ago. This happened You know what was going on before you know old bitches be tough like that's nothing

You know, I'm what a mom was like just bus. Yeah, there's a flu going around I guess guys, huh? Both thrown up. I feel fine I guess I'll be getting it next I never got it Or he's pregnant. What a disaster. That's the future. Is that it Nicholas? Oh, we get one more thing Did you see this? That is disgusting Terrence Shannon Jr. He was getting his jersey retired and they had him. Please unveil the banner for your honored jersey that will hang from the ceiling of St. Mark's Center.

It's upside down or what? It falls. Oh no. Come on. The guy doing it's like, fuck. Oh my God. Come on. Yeah.

That's just. Yeah. That's the ultimate. That's like, fuck. Oh my God. Come on. Yeah, that's just. Yeah. That's the ultimate.

That's like Dwayne Wade's statue situation. Oh my God, that's bad. Well, at least I could fix that real easy. Or here. That's. Oops. I could see. You know what?

I'm going to be here. You know what? I could see how you can make that mistake. I would fuck that up. No, it's just somebody made it. That's something I would do. That's something I would do. But that's the Catholic. Nah, it's not in a hurry. You literally. Robot. That's what? I could see how you can make that mistake. I would fuck that up No, it's just somebody made it. That's some I would do that's something but that's the cat nah It's not in a hurry. You literally I that's wouldn't do that I would look at that and be like this is absolutely a hundred percent the right way

Yeah, and then you would go up so I don't be like what? That's so something I saw you're like you're an idiot. Yeah in that way. Yeah in that way. All right I can see how that happens I was putting together toys the other day and I was like there were like four of them and each one I did wrong And I was like, okay. Well now I got it I go still upside down. Okay, i'll fix it later. What the fuck? Yeah, 100% Yeah, I would tell him to leave it like that though

Hey Yeah, I would tell him to leave it like that though Hey Wait, who is that guy? No, it's got to be a college Yeah Yeah, well come check me out. I'll be in mothership I'll be in Indianapolis I'll be in Minneapolis Also be in Indianapolis. I'll be in... Minneapolis. Also I'll be in Minneapolis.

Puria. I'll be in Chicago. I got a lot of dates coming up. It's sold out I think. Kansas City. I'll be in Kansas City. When you're in Minneapolis, you're at Rick Bronson's house of comedy.

Yeah. I worked there for two weeks. Oh really? Yeah. Sebastian was there and the week Sebastian was there, someone jumped off the fourth floor and committed suicide right before a show It was cool seeing him in a club like not even sold out like 2012 he'd been funny to that back then yeah, yeah hmm

Wow, okay. Well, I'll be in Casper, Wyoming and Denver and all that stuff from New York go to Chris Lee calm He'd been funny too, back then. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Okay, well, I'll be in Casper, Wyoming and Denver and all that stuff from New York. Go to chrisley.com. Thanks. Music