The Golden Hour - Greatest Crossovers in History | The Golden Hour #78 w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: May 3, 2024

Chris recaps his first time at Stagecoach, hanging out with Hardy, Morgan Wallen, Ernest and more, also, the guys talk Erik on Kill Tony and performing at The Comedy Mothership, Brendan's time on MTV's Ridiculousness, the Ozempic phenomenon, Death Metal bands, favorite musicals and much more! Get two extra episodes every month at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcast

We're friends that laugh, we're friends that shout Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about But that won't stop us Nothing can stop us Ooh, yeah It's like a show you used to love Just rebranded enough It's stronger, better, bigger power

Cause it is the Golden Hour It's the Golden Hour What's up, Stagecoach boy? Yeah. What were you doing there, bro? Eric will join us in a little bit. Eric passed away. He's late.

What was I doing at Stagecoach? Why were you there? It doesn't make sense. Well, first of all's late. What was I doing as stage coach? Why were you there? It doesn't make sense. Well, first of all, yes, I was at stage coach and tomorrow I'll be in Augusta, Georgia, and then I'll be in North Charleston. Oh, look who we are. Oh, we thought you were going to be super late.

Rush Virginia. We just started. Oh, you tie-tied. Oh, he's tie-tied straight from the plane. Where'd you come in from? Austin. And boy, are his arms tired. No. Yeah.

I don't – No. No. I'm not doing that today. I don't like that kind of thing. No. You're too tired. I'm too tired for that.

How many hours of sleep? I mean, I had an early flight, and then, you know, it was a late night because I did kill Tony last night. So it was like – you're just hanging out you know what i mean yeah end of the day though pretty good run yeah it was great you kept flying in from kill tony but a podcast but i did uh the mothership was great this weekend my god that club is beautiful oh Yeah. So I did that all weekend and then to kill Tony and that was bananas. Yeah.

That's like, I was at the Charlotte airport. This real redneck guy walks up to me. He's like, oh man, you're gonna kill Tony. Wow.

Out of all the shit you've done. Yeah. Right? So I said, okay, so that's it for me, huh? That's fine though. No workaholics, murder mystery. Well, hey, dude.

I'm dying up here. However they find you. How about golden hour? However they find you. That's what it is now. Yeah. Isn't that crazy what it is now? It's like, however they know you for, they know you for that.

I mean, I'm old enough to remember when it was like, even at the start of workaholics, it was like, oh, you're on that TV thing. Right, right, right. Because it was like, you know, even at the start of Workaholics, it was like, oh, you're on that TV thing. Right, right, right. Because it was big at the time, too. Yeah, but now it's like, you know, now they just, they find your name. They know you from whatever.

Workaholics was 10 years ago. Crazy. Yeah, yeah. But still, some people, I've seen them. No, I know. I'd say the thing I get most is, oh, you're from Ridiculousness, right? I'm like, the MTV show?

Yeah. Wow. Is that still on, though, right? That's all they do. They run. They should just call it the Ridiculousness, right? I'm like, the MTV show? Yeah. Wow. Is that still on though, right? That's all they do. They run- They should just call it the Ridiculous Network. They run replays all the time. Yeah, they should call it-

It's not MTV? It's not MTV? Yeah, they should call it RTV because that's- They should call it Rob Dyrdek Network. He records like- Literally the only thing they play. He records like 260 episodes a year. Yeah.

They do eight a day. Yeah, but you know he does it in two months. Yeah. And he's done for the year. That's crazy though. Wow. Beastie. We should do that for this, right?

Yeah, I see his Instagram and he's like, I will be a billionaire by the time it's 2025. Facts. Yeah. He will too. But it's like to work that hard. That's wild. He plans everything out to the minute.

Were you on the fighting video with him? Yeah, we were talking on the fighting video. Yeah, it was wild, right? Yeah, it was wild. He stressed me out because he kept going, what's the plan here? I'm like, whoa, dude. I'm chilling. I'm chilling.

He's the plan. I'm chilling. Oh, dude. Oh, man. People like that, man. Yeah, I know. No, but he wanted it for my life. I'm like, bro, this isn't a Tony Robbins type of thing.

Yeah. God bless him. He's one of the best people I know. Yeah, yeah, he it for my life. I'm like, bro, this isn't a Tony Robbins type of thing. Yeah. God bless him. He's one of the best people I know. Yeah, yeah, he's awesome. Crushing it, too. Yeah. Yeah, but so, yeah, I was at Stagecoach. You were at Stagecoach.

That surprised me. What were you doing at Stagecoach? That's what I said. Well, I mean, come on, bro. Who let you in, bro? What were you doing there, dude? Come on. Come on, guys.

Your wife forced you to go? No. I could go if I want, dude. You don't even listen to music. Your wife forced you to go. I don't listen to music, but my wife was like, let's go to Stagecoach. And I was like, I'll reach out. If we can get hooked up, I'll go.

Do you reach out to Jelly? No, I didn't know him. I met him at Stagecoach. Oh, for the first time? I don't know him, yeah. Oh, wow. He's a great guy. The best.

Really nice. And killed it. So I just texted Hardy. I know Hardy. And he, and. I'm sorry. Are we talking about. Oh, he's a country.

He's huge. Oh, no. Oh, Hardy sings. I woke up in the back. Yeah. He's great. And he was like, yeah, come. I'll just get you the guest passes and everything.

So we went out there and, I mean. Hardy's a cool guy? Oh, he's the best. How do you know him? I've known him for a bit now. I think originally he would write me about my podcast, but this was years ago. My kids watch that.

I woke up on the wrong side of the truck bed 5,000 times a week. It's crazy these dudes, how talented they are at putting songs together and catchy music. Whether it's for me or not like to me i like hardy because he's like a a lot he he like rocks like i like i like uh jelly roll too because he is it's not just country you know um they're like a hybrid yeah that's what country's turned into yeah did Yeah. Did you see any special guests? Like I know. Reba McIntyre. Anybody else? Right?

Anybody else though? Reba McIntyre. Fucking. Dude, how old is Reba McIntyre? She's 89 years old. 107. It's crazy though. She's like. By the way, shout out to Brian Callen because that was one of his greatest credits was being

on Reba. Oh, Reba. Yeah. Oh, he was on Reba? 69. All right. Yeah. I mean.

She's 69. Yeah. She was. She. I mean, these people. And her Oh, he was on Reba? All right, yeah. She's 69. Yeah, she was. She. I mean, these people. Her and Miranda Lambert, you know, like that's definitely not my music, but they killed it. They slapped? Did you see Carrie Underwood?

Nah, was she there? Was she? She was at stagecoach? She brought out Axl Rose, bro. At stagecoach? Yeah, dude. Then Morgan Wallen. Morgan Wallen and Posty.

And Posty got together. Did he throw a chair? Yeah, I saw them. But anyway. Is that the guy that threw the chair? Yeah, it was super fun. It was super cool. Music's fun, man.

Well, no. Yeah, but it wasn't the music. It was the music. The music was good, but I'm saying. The music brought everybody together. That's what music does. Quick question, though. When do you age out of music festivals?

Oh, he's already aged out. He shouldn't. Oh, dude, go to Stagecoach. Most people there are in their 40s. Oh, that's true, though. This country thing is a little bit older. Maybe not Coachella. Yeah, no, Coachella, you're not.

Yeah. Yeah, no. I've never gone. I would know you from Coachella. And I would never go. Going to Coachella seems like a nightmare, but the Stagecoach was nice, dude. The people there were so fucking nice

you know and what's that what would you say white no um and um and it was it's country yeah it is country but um yeah it's older like stagecoach is like the older kind of vibe well i wouldn't say 40s actually yeah a little older there's like you know Young chicks But there's another one And dude like Really young dudes too Right like Coachella Oh yeah Well I don't know

I've never been Like Billie Eilish And like Isn't there another Old guy Festival like that That was Anyway

I went to this Matthew Espinosa Goes to this He loves it I got crazy blisters I went to this You know Kristen I let her dress me

I was like You dress whatever However you want me to dress Look how cute Go to that Go back Look how cute She was having so much fun I went to this, you know, Kristen, I let her dress me. I was like, you dress whatever, however you want me to dress. Look how cute. Go to that. Go back. Look how cute.

She was having so much fun. And does she like country music? Oh, yeah. It's my favorite genre. It is? Oh, by far. I'm from Denver, baby. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right.

Look at that. That's so fun. We're having fun. I can't believe you didn't get your peepers on Carrie Underwood. Are you sure she was there? I looked it up. It was 2022. Yeah, she wasn't there.

She was there with Axl Rose? In 2022. Whoa. I saw a clip of it, bro. I saw a clip of it, and I thought it was awesome. Hold on, though. I'm like, I would have known she was there. Two years ago.

It just popped up on my TikTok. Oh, my God. Is your TikTok like a time machine? I don't know. Is it like back in time? But so anyway, it was really fun. Shout out to those guys, Ernest and Hardy and all those guys made me feel really like fucking special, dude.

It was cool. They're awesome. Willie Nelson I saw. Whoa. Did he smell like weed? I wasn't that close to him. He looks like he stinks. Oh, I don't know.

Like weed or like you know like cigarettes and weed a little bit he um death yeah i saw him um levi's and it was wild man uh but your boy jelly roll is a uh but yeah he is the man but he he really puts on a great show dude him and hardy put on i don't know because that's more my vibe i love hardy he's one of my favorites and obviously he's a close buddy they kill yeah what were you at the i don't know, because that's more my vibe. I love Hardy. He's one of my favorites. And obviously, Joey's a close buddy. Yeah, they kill. Yeah, were you at the, I don't know how it worked. So do you get to go to everything?

Like, did you see Eric Church? People apparently left out. Why? Yeah. Because he played an acoustic set. And it was kind of gospel. And he didn't play any of his hits. He didn't do any of his songs.

Gospel meaning what? He was like preaching about what? There was a gospel. Like climate change and shit? People behind him. Like, he had church. It looked like a church. Yeah, but did it slap?

It was very low key after Jelly Roll. Oh. As a matter of fact, Jelly Roll was on, and I was like, how is Eric Church going to follow this? Just because, I mean, I know he's huge, but Jelly Roll shut it down. He's such a good speaker, too. In the middle of songs, he's getting emotional and shit. And then afterwards, this guy came on.

You like jellies. I've been doing this for 20 years and now... That kind of stuff. Yeah, Jelly would be like, I got a face tattoo! And then just keeps going. It's fantastic. But anyway, it was... So this guy didn't do that. Jelly Roll.

No, no, no, no. Jelly Roll did it. And then he went on and... Brought the house down, like lowered the energy. This is not my style at all. And a lot of people left. Eric Church has some bangers on it. I'm saying you like Eric Church.

Yeah, but he didn't do those. He did new shit? No, he did covers. Like remixes? Yeahic church is like literally one of my favorite artists he's like current outlaw country like yeah yeah i mean he's not pop country he made everybody get vaxxed after uh so i hate him now but no did he really yeah oh yeah what do you mean made him in his concert yeah oh no he he um he he if he did his hits they would everyone would have loved it but he he didn't do his hits he he i mean he did like a rap song singing a lot of people do covers though like

jelly did a cover doing a cover is fine one or two yeah i can't just no no this was all covers and then one song of his at the end i think think. Maybe the Vax fucked with his brain. People left in mass. In a mass. It was weird to see. And did he say anything? No, afterwards he did. But, I mean, he was like, I took a chance.

Whatever. I get it. But it's like. Take a chance at fucking stagecoach? That's the thing. With all these big guys? I know. Yeah, because he probably wasn't making a million dollars. Oh, he's making a million.

You know what I mean? Oh, I see what you're saying. You know what I mean? Oh, I see what you're saying. You know what I mean? Like, whatever they paid him, he was probably like, well, I'm going to give you this. He made less. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I'm going to give you this. Oh, man. Eric Church is big. Did they get him there? I bet they paid him. I don't think so. I don't know. Festivals don't pay.

Festivals are different, man. But anyway, it was wild. And then I saw Morgan Wallen and Posty. I saw Post Malone, yeah. Ooh, Posty did a lot of covers, I saw. Yeah, but he's...

But maybe this is five years ago. That makes more sense. Yeah. But he... He's on Ozempic, huh? I don't know. He looks great. He's so...

So, yeah, he... Yeah, his legs are the same as Willie Nelson's now. What is that? What do you mean? Oh, like thin. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah, yeah. He's thin.

Yeah, I know. I was right there with him. Just no ass. Dude, I saw this funny ass Instagram where this guy was singing, Oh, Zempik. We know. And it was just all these actresses who were like, Oh, that's funny.

Their fat pictures and their skinny pictures. That's funny. If I saw that, I would send it to you. That's how much I know you'd like that. Yeah. Now they're calling it Zempik face. I don't know. Like certain people.

I don't know. Does it just mean you have a thin face like there's some like thing going around called ozempic face i want to start to get on ozempic well dude i'm telling you right now like you need to look at like just look up side effects of ozempic what is it it's on the box like everything has side effects yeah but this stuff is like pretty it's it's pretty crazy that you look at the side effects of the vaccine, though? Oh, here we go. You got to keep that same energy. When I bring up side effects of vaccines, it's like, come on, you're killing people.

I don't know, but nobody's even disagreeing with you. Yeah, thank you. You act like we're against you with this vaccine. You are a little bit. No, we're not. Are you vibing right now? I literally have said, I wish I didn't get it. Dude, that was so 2020. Yeah, why are you still talking about this? Dude wish I didn't get it. Yeah. Yeah. Why are

you talking to my TikTok? Yeah. It's just like Carrie Underwood. Yeah. This TikTok needs to like update. I know. I get the iPhone nine. I don't I don't want to tell you like 1998 on it. Look at look at it. You got to be careful. I got the first I'm going to vibe a little bit. You got to be careful, too, because remember remember If people can just take a shot And lose weight Then the whole diet industry The trillion dollar industry Is going to start to fail

So if you can eat McDonald's And take Ozempic You can start fucking some diet stuff up All the dieting All the workout All that stuff If you can just take a shot And lose weight

So they're going to tell you Oh it's this horrible thing Allergic reaction Diarrhea Gallstones bloating burping abdominal pain or constipation people would take kidney disease pancreatic people already have all this abdominal pain blurred vision fatigue constipation diarrhea dizziness weight gain um i i just i just think that what in a sugar cravings you ever get that though like the pills

the doctor's like all right this will help with anxiety and it looks and says you might develop anxiety you're like what the fuck yeah oh also this one has wait where's the one it says uh lump no just just lump uh what's lump oh don't lump, but just jump out from nowhere. I got this lump. But the thing, too, is like then what will happen is with this is that people are going to become not – what is that when you become immune to stuff, you know? Oh, right. Oh, your body adapts to it?

Yeah. Tolerance. Yeah, your tolerance. And then it's – I'm smart. Then they're going to be fat again. No, you got to keep taking more. Yeah, but that's when it gets dangerous.

Then you get full of ozapic. You got to be a little careful. I know a ton of people that's done it. Zero issues. Zero. Yeah, well, now. You mean like the vaccine?

Now. Well, I know a ton of people with issues with the vaccine. And there's a ton of people that are going to have issues with that. I know a lot of people who got know so do you man i know a lot of people who got the vaccine and are fine though yeah yeah like who me i'm fine you're sick all the time no i'm not wait a minute you're sick every day we're vibing now i was sick two months ago

actually you have come in a little two times two times I've kind of been Brendan on this two times your mute system's down bro meanwhile also I was just sick no vax take it in dude take it in bro you've had COVID

nine times yeah dude and I'm stronger from it and I'm stronger from it dude why are you acting like I'm against you nah cause you are no I'm not

no I can you're hitting an agenda I got the original thing and then I was like why am I doing this I'm not doing it anymore that's it I'm not. No, you're hitting an agenda. I got the original thing, and then I was like, why am I doing this? I'm not doing it anymore. That's it. I'm on.

Just relax, bro. I'm telling, bro. It's your thing. No, I'm fine. He's fine. You know? Anyway, stagecoach was great. They make you wear a mask around Willie Nelson.

He's 91. We're not taking any chances. What? Yeah like here's your mask and and i put it on and then we're like we're outside i took it off does willie have one on no because he's performing yeah but when he gets done performing is he just smoking weed i i i would have been like bye yeah yeah oh yeah bye willie nelson like what? If I'm outside and you hand me a mask, you want to talk about a go fuck yourself situation? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Can't agree anymore. I mean, it's like, I don't need... They had people on and then... I might push them down. By the time... I'll spit in his mouth.

It's also a country music festival, which is like crazy. Like, nobody wears a mask. No, they're completely... And they hand it to you and I'm like, oh, okay. And I put it on and I got up on stage and I took it off. Is nobody wears a mask. No, they're completely. And they handed it to you. I'm like, oh, okay. And I put it on. Is he signing this?

Is this like a souvenir? But also if you're that worried, stay inside, you old bitch. Well, I just don't get it. I pay a lot of taxes. Stay inside, bro, and smoke your weed. Leave us alone. I mean, this is Willie Nelson, dude. Can we just like lay off him?

He's 91 years old. He's a legend in country music. But we got to be uncomfortable because he wants to hang outside? No, I took... Because he's scared? You know? Because you're all sick from your COVID vaccine. Keep your old ass inside.

Keep your flat ass inside, bro. I never felt better. Really? You seem sick. I probably need one of those. Give me that. I never felt better. Look at that, dude.

Wow, Nick, great. Thank you. Producing. Nick, really good it's minimal effort on it's very natural the head is not even i mean wow you want to talk about just oh that's travis kelsey isn't it yeah think about how bad though this is that he he didn't even like take it out of Photoshop. He's showing us the whole thing. It takes a little bit. You got to export it. It's fucking minimal. So low.

The quickness. Jesus. You're sick. Chelsea just got the bag from him. Oh, I know he signed an extension. How much did he get? He's the highest paid tight end in the league. From what? Oh, from the Kansas City.

Oh, nice. So do you want to move to Austin now, Eric? You one of those guys? No, no, no, no. It is nice, though. Yeah. It's nice. I mean, I can see – but no, I wouldn't do that.

I don't want to do that. Yeah, I can't see it. It's not – again, though, the atmosphere at the mothership and all the things around it is really great. It's like the Comedy store five years ago. Yeah, it's really great. Who was that and killed Tony with you? What's his name?

Oh, my God. I'm drawing a blank because I'm so tired. But it was great. Dave Chappelle. That would be funny, right? But there was, you know, it was crazy. You'll see when it comes out, but this, like, this ex-pilot guy who he had some brain damage and he was he got picked and he was doing his thing and you know oh god how'd he go but it was like it was great because like i don't even

want to reveal all right but i'm just saying like when that episode comes out make sure you watch all right all right so uh that That sounds like maybe it was sad. It wasn't, though. It sounds like he did it. Yeah, no, I know. I'm sure. Well, it's sad he got brain damage from flying, but yeah. That's not even how he got it.

Did you see that YouTuber that was hang gliding just for his YouTube channel, and then the parachute just broke, and he falls to the ground and breaks his neck and back, and he's yelling and crying so loud? I don't know why I'm laughing and then he has to get it on his iphone and call the cops have you seen this no no one's seen it no wow you guys are online all the years ago yeah this might have been 97 i just want to walk you got ahead to like tear his arm off it wasn't even an iphone it was a fucking razor. When I hear stories like that, YouTuber does whatever, gets arrested, plane crashes, I'm like, I don't care. If you had to do that much nonsense to get views, I'm out.

You know that one YouTuber, I don't know if he's going to prison. I know he got fined like a million dollars, but he was shooting a video how he bought a plane and they purposely crashed the plane yeah bro fucked really screwed wait he got arrested dude wow uh for what like what is this because he crashed a plane in in you know public property wow what is that um i wonder what that. What the. There's got to be so many laws. He got six months. He got six months. Not terrible.

So he meant to crash the crash. He meant to. But he pretended it was shutting down. But he just did it for the views. Oh, yeah. I heard about this. Trevor Jacob is a pilot. And on November 2, he crashed a TaylorCraft BL65 plane to make money. When he reported the crash to the National Transportation Safety Board two

days later, Jacob was told he was responsible for preserving the wreckage so the agency could examine it. Instead, he went back to the wreckage site and moved parts of the plane to a hangar where he destroyed them, all while telling investigators that he didn't know the wreck's location. But it was a December YouTube video entitled, I crashed my plane that encouraged the FAA to dig deeper. Oh, you jumped out. Yeah, because he said he was crashing, but it was all a set up. Without calling air traffic control's emergency line or attempting to restart the engine,

Jacob parachuted out of the plane over the los padres national forest in california with a selfie stick in hand after an initial investigation the faa revoked jacob's private pilot certification prosecutor said this type of daredevil conduct cannot be tolerated and said he most likely committed this offense to generate social media and news coverage. But also having the parachute on didn't give him away. Nah, you wear it anyway, right? I mean, fuck that. Those little ass paper planes. I don't think so.

Did you hear about that? Oof, that's crazy. Did you hear about that Eddie Murphy movie stunt? No. That Brendan was driving on? No, what happened? Yeah, look that up. When was it, recent?

Yes, recent. It just happened. Just look up Eddie Murphy. If it's recent, he crashed? Fuck. You getting sick, man? Eddie Murphy's crew hospitalized. I saw this and I was like... ...on the set of Eddie Murphy's new movie

which left eight crew members hospitalized. What is this shit? With a fucking cartoon video in this new angle obtained by TMZ You can see an armored truck pulling up alongside a car that's part of a scene They were shooting last weekend down in Atlanta where Eddie's the pickup is currently filming Eddie and the other actors were not on set that day and not involved

This was the team filming a stunt for the movie with a bunch of professionals and crew members but what was the point of what it is I get it but what was the whole idea I think it was just maybe supposed to hit the wheel so the other one spins

yeah not get on top of it and those trucks are so heavy just crush that fucking BMW yeah yeah yeah boom that's fucking fucked up yeah he hit it right in the middle boom crushed fuck fuck I don't like watching this shit man

when we find out that's Eric's YouTube channel oh yeah dude that's his cartoon check this shit out this is crazy man another cartoon one I uh yeah i don't i don't like to that stuff is brutal man you ever catch that shit on it on it you know you're scrolling you're like oh fuck man i'm different now great great i'm different now it's so stupid i didn't want to be different i didn't click on it It's those car crash ones that get me.

I turned off autoplay on Twitter videos so I don't watch that shit. Oh, well. It helps a lot. You don't want to watch it, and then you watch it, and then it'll show you a new one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's autoplay? Like, the video just automatically plays. Like, I have to press play on a Twitter video. Oh, that's smart.

Check out the big brain on this. Great idea. Great idea. He's great except for Photoshop. Yeah, I wish it was fucking, like, it stopped the autop brain on there great idea he's great except for photoshop I wish it was fucking I could stop the auto plan of photoshop yeah I follow one it's called like morbid something and man you know I wake up at like

four and I'll start reading that it's like summer okay kick the day off like this as long as there's no kids yeah no kids or like you know parent like parent shit like, parent shit. Like, yeah. Fuck.

I don't get down with any of the kids. I listen to that Casefile podcast. It's really good. And it's Australian. Or the guy's Australian. And it's Casefile. And they tell the stories. And any time it's like, they warn you if it's about kids. And I'm like, all like alright skip that one.

But this fucking podcast is amazing. The way they fucking tell it. Oh I won something. Look at that. Guys foil. I enjoy those. I'm all about Waffle House fights. Okay well there's a little bit less mystery with those.

Who done it? You don't know what's going on or why. So do homeless guys. Okay. Is that on Worldstar? Are you watching that on Twitter too? Dude, Worldstar has turned into an OnlyFans commercial. Bro, I'm unbelievable.

Bro, I follow this one on Instagram, sports and clips. And I'm like, I'm not even a sports guy, but I'm like, this is cool. It shows a bunch of cool sports stuff. All it is is pussy now. Yeah, dude. It's like a chick. That's how I'm making money. I have to unfollow it.

Wait, go back. Go back, Nick. Go back. This is what it usually is. Wait, let me see. Keep going. No, no. Go down.

Go down. Go down. There's this one girl. Go down. Go down. Go down. I think they might delete them after. Yeah.

See her right there, the one that says censored? Well, they pay. So you click this, right? And then now you click her profile. Now click her name, right? Okay. Now this is what happens. Now this is how they all are.

What is it? You can't. It's blank. You know what I mean? Because you have to follow her to get the thing. And then you click the link, and then it's OnlyFans. Every single time. So if you follow. And then you click the link, and then it's OnlyFans. But so if you follow... Every single time. So if you follow...

And then this girl, this girl particularly... Eric's like, it's cost me tons of money. No, no, no, no, no, no. Listen, first of all, I would never pay for OnlyFans. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So this is Demi Shea, how I do it. Brendan. You get this girl's name, and you just go leaked.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You put the girl's name You put leaked OnlyFans Oh really not And then all of it comes up Cheat code So hold on But this girl is nasty nasty Oh yeah

What I don't understand is What kind of nasty Like nasty She's got butt stuff And everything like that What do you mean butt stuff Just like she's like Putting stuff on her butt

Shitting Shitting a lot And what I'm saying is Shitting on food and eating it Oh god When did Worldstar become this? Because they make money off it. Every girl on there-

Because all those girls have to pay. They have to pay to be featured on there. Okay, so hold on, though. So this chick, I'm not sick, dude. She'll pay Worldstar to promote, obviously. I wonder how much it is and what the benefits are. I mean, obviously, she'll get subscribers. Should we pay for that?

Yeah. I bet it's not her out of her pocket. I bet it's like an OnlyFans management company. I mean, obviously, she'll get subscribers. Should we pay for that? Yeah. I bet it's not her out of her pocket. I bet it's like an OnlyFans management company. An agency. Yes. It has to be. There's no way these chicks are doing that shit. She has 44 million followers?

Nick requested her, so we're going to see the butt stuff. For the show. Just for the show. Go up, Nick. How many followers? 4.4. So she's balling. Nick, you just clicked the link there, Nick.

What's the link? Go back. Nick, you just clicked the link there, Nick. What's the link? Go back. Nick, you just clicked the link, Nick. And then that's... And then this was shown on... There you go. And what does it say? Only fans and then...

Oh, she got a YouTube, though. So she's got, you know, family-friendly content. Don't like the butt stuff? 404, not bald. Oh, they did? There was butt stuff and they did it then. I'm just saying, it's like there's so many of these where you just go. It is a weird world, bro.

It is a real weird world. And I'm not saying it's bad or good. It's just fucking odd, odd, bro. Not that Worldstar was like any sort of like. No, it's not like it was fun. That was crazy too. Until the original guy died, it was the best. So that was already crazy.

How do you know? It is crazy, you know, the original guy who did Worldstar died. Well, it's gone downhill since. Yeah, but like where? And I believe you. Where the fuck and why do you find this out? Like imagine seeing that. Yeah.

Keeping it in your brain. I know. Yep. He was a big fat dude. So now it's like all. Big fat dude. Doctor, you're a big fat dude so now it's like all big fat dude like uh doctor uh you're a big fat dude but there's so i found out the problem but there's so much of like every even to me now even but that's actually it's great that it's that's not even in my algorithm anymore yeah yeah you know but like world star no no just like, because even now, even before regularly, if you see a girl in a bikini and you don't know her and there's a link,

she's got an OnlyFans. That's just Instagram now. People trying to make money, daddy. It's crazy. What do you mean that's just Instagram now? Well, Instagram is like if you're not the search, but like you're, what is that thing called? Popular page?

Yeah, your Explorer page. If your Explorer page is like, you know, it's some big titty chick with like hundreds of thousands and up followers. Yeah, but we're fans. They got an OnlyFans. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But you, again, all that is paid. So you know Instagram makes more money off ads than YouTube now. Okay, but what's-

Which is wild. That's fine. When you think about it. But what's wow? Because- That all these chicks have OnlyFans. That's fine. When you think about it. But what's wow? Because... That all these chicks have OnlyFans. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

What I'm saying is that's the Explorer page. So you think to yourself, so we're not just... What I'm saying is you're not just finding people out there. It's like you're going to... Oh, there's Nick. You know what I mean? Like, hey, Nick.

Those days are over. Oh, look at O-Chin. No, those days are over. O-Chin has an OnlyFan. Right. Now it's just like, oh's Nick. You know what I mean? Like, hey, Nick. What's up? Those days are over. Oh, look at O-Chin. No, those days are over. O-Chin has an OnlyFans. Right. Now it's just like, oh, okay. This is all like. And then.

They're all ads. And then you know, too, that these people probably aren't even dealing with their Instagram anymore. Is it even really their Instagram? Yeah, right. Well, right, right. You know what I mean? It's just all advertisement. It's just money now. It's just money now.

It's a lane for girls to make money. Instagram is now the sexiest. Would you do OnlyFans if you were a female? Absolutely. No. In this day and age, if I was like 19, 20, 21, and you're hot, I mean, I'm not saying put big dicks in your mouth. No, I know you can do whatever you want on the weekends.

You'd be tasteful on there? Make a few thousand dollars a week. Yeah, you can. A few thousand dollars a month, yeah. You're just showing your feet? You could easily make that money. I'd be tasteful. I don't think you're being tasteful.

Iggy Azalea is not riding dick, though. Yeah, but that's different. She was famous before. Yeah, she's different. The Catch Me Outside girl was famous before. Oh, yeah, she's on all things. ground you start from the gutters up dude you gotta you gotta i'd really like to know how much people make on only fans i really would like to know like those kinds of people it's such a range bro i know that that's what i'm saying like those the people who make the most my financial guy he yeah helps out a couple same two or three like you know it's a

lot of money my financial guy's telling me to start an OnlyFans. Do they give you names? I'm always like, if I go to some accountant, like have them do a taxes, are they talking to me? No, they can't. They can't. I think they're not supposed to. They sign NDAs too.

But I do. I'm an investigator and I can find out anything. So stupid. Yeah. Have you ever been to Sage College? No. You want to go? Yeah. Yeah, well. You just, I'm about to say,

I might get a call at Jelly and just get you kicked out. Yeah, I, no, no, no. This is like Thanksgiving was this past weekend and you go, hey, you want to come to Thanksgiving? That was mean. No, he came up, he came up and said, he was like, hey, I know you. I know you from Brendan. He's like, no, actually, he was like, hey, I know you. From Brendan, I know you from Brendan.

He was like, no, actually what he said was. The only reason I know you is from Brendan, dude, what's up? Okay, he didn't say that, man. Hey dude, oh yeah, that's right, you're Brendan's friend.

What do you do? Dude, he didn't say, what do you do? He, you know. He went, oh, I see you on Brendan's Instagram from time to time, man.

This thing is really bothering you. It's really cool how he supports you. he goes, oh shit, I know you. He stopped i know you he stopped talking to who he was talking to he was like man i geek out when i see these comedians he's like i you know i'm in this industry and like i see these guys all day long comics yeah he loves loves

yeah so i go like this hey buddy it is what it is you killed you killed you know and i'm like we're like and my last night you were great you know he did it just sad and i was just like so this is a really interesting uh story and i'd like to go stage coach it's just how far is it And I'm like, we're like, and last night you were great. And he did a sad, and I was just like. So it was a really interesting story. I'd like to go to stagecoach. It's just, how far is it? It's far. No.

It's too far. How far though? Two hours? It's three and a half hours. Three hours. Thank God. It's too far. How far should a festival be? 20 minutes.

An hour at the most. 20 minutes max. But you know what, though? That's an hour because of the parking and everything. Oh, that's another reason I wouldn't go. Yeah, that's, yeah. You got to chopper in. Just go to the crypto arena.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's an hour. That's a festival, yeah. But like until they make teleportation, oh, man. Bro, I wonder how many people would be there if teleportation existed well first of all you can live if that were the thing

you could live anywhere you want yeah I would live in Montana would you yeah bro I've been watching Yellowstone how is it oh hold on

no I know yeah I know they canceled the show no that was years ago no I know I talked about it probably four years ago no Chris just watched it

that's why I'm bringing it up okay talk to you later. Was that Carrie Underwood you're talking to right now? No, it's Taylor Sheridan. Sorry, he designed it. Jelly Roll. Yes, Jelly Roll. Taylor Sheridan, dude. And do you like it? Yeah, it's good. You know what? It would actually be great if they did make a thing like that where

you put a thing over this finger and it's a microphone and this is a speaker and that's your cell phone. Yeah, man. Oh, yeah. Really? Like we're all Inspector Gadget? all inspector gadget yeah go go gadget hand yeah that'd be dope um that'd be kind of cool so do you like the show yeah it's good it's it's good you know it's it's corny as shit it's corny is it corny because bro it's like it's america it's like you're you're too dramatic yeah it's like oh you're five episodes it's just like you're lost it's too dramatic. Yeah. The first five episodes, it's just like you're lost.

It's like, no, I've never been more found in my life. Like that kind of shit. It's corny. It's like they're trying to make it entertaining. Yeah, but it's too much. Is it? It's not bad. It's just corny like that.

It's good. It's a good show. Really good. Yeah, but it's not... It is not... Like, don't come to me like, oh, it's fucking Sopranos or something like that. Don't. Do not.

It's Sopranos of Country. Do not. It's the Sopranos, but in Montana. No, it's, you know, it's very good. Everyone falls in love with Italians. You make it with some real Americans. Everyone's all up in arms. Italian is romantic to be Italian.

You know what I mean? It's The Wire, but in Montana. The Wire is good. It's The Wire, but all white. My son. It's like how they made The Wiz.

Right? Yeah. I didn't, I don't, the Fred Savage movie? No, the fucking, the,

what am I thinking? Black Wizard of Oz. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What am I thinking of? Yeah, I don't know what you're thinking of. I... Oh, what am I thinking? Black Wizard of Oz. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What am I thinking of? Yeah, I don't know what you're thinking of. I don't know what I'm thinking of. Are they remaking this? My son.

Of course they are. My son. My son there. Liz is in it. So my son is... The Cowardly Lion's a woman now? Oh, God. Of course.

Of course. You know why? Dude, because women are brave. Women can be brave, too. Women can be brave, too. That looks awful. Dude, you know what I was watching? I just turned it. Women can be brave too. That looks awful. Dude, you know what I was watching? I just turned it on.

I thought of you. What? Yeah. The equalizer was just on. And I didn't change the channel. Which one? The one with Queen Latifah. They should go with the librarian.

She's a librarian. Dude, wait. She looks like a librarian. Wait, this was great. So a perpetrator was running. Yep. Okay. She grabbed a piece of cardboard. Okay. She was running. Okay. She grabbed a piece of cardboard.

Okay. She just grabbed the cardboard and she went. He slipped? And he slipped on the cardboard. No. That's like a cartoon. It was so funny. That show is so fucking stupid.

I thought about you. I thought about it. I was like, I just want. You know what? These procedural shows, they're just cashing in money because there's no artistic value. That's what I want to know. It's still on. I know, and I get it.

And this is five seasons. Someone's losing money, right? But who's still watching this? I understand. Dude. I understand like six years ago people still watching it. I don't understand it now. No, no.

You don't understand that the middle of America is on their phones and stuff. No, even them. NCIS is still like. My dad watches all that stuff. That's what I'm saying. No, no, you don't understand that the middle of America is on their phones and stuff. No, even them. NCIS is still like... My dad watches all that stuff. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, he loves it. They have their whole week planned. It's like,

we're going to watch Equalizer and then we're going to watch... Oh, wait, hold on. She's black? Let's turn that off. He has that accent. My grandma, she's in town.

She just picks a channel. It's CBS and she watches all day. Whatever it's on. She watches all day. She watches the stories. She watches CSI. I didn't even know they had an NCIS Miami. Not Miami, Hawaii.

Yeah, they got canceled, right? You see the thing, they're like, this is a blow for representation. Hey, just watch it. Watch it then. Watch it and it's all over. Represent yourself in the fucking living room watching it. How about that?

Because NCAA... Oh. Oh, yeah. No, I don't want to watch that. Oh, LL Cool J was it? Is that LL Cool J? No, no, he's... It's Crossover.

That's LL Cool J and Nick Lachey's wife. Yeah. I'm in the Hawaii one now. I used to love when they did... I love Crossover. No, Crossover is just cool. When CSI Las Vegas and CSI Miami It would start on Las Vegas and end

But I want it to be CSI Las Vegas and then Friends That's the crossover that you want Do you know what I'm talking about? Or Seinfeld and then The real show Cops That'd be cool And fucking Jerry's face is blurred out But and then the real show cops. Very cool.

Fucking Jerry's face is blurred out. It's not heroin, I swear. Just law and order and anything. Yeah, just George Costanza's in a tree naked. Yeah. Crossover episodes are the shit. Hawaii one is not on anymore. And then also they make too many of those shows. How many seasons was that?

I literally stopped watching all of them because I was like, oh, these are all the same. Oh, it's weird if you watch any of them. Yeah. If you watch any of them. CSI Miami was my jam, though. You know, he would just be like, and then we'll find out who it is. Yeah. CSI Miami was my jam, though. You know, he would just be like, and then we'll find out who it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, but how about people – there are people out there that will be like,

man, you've got to watch Criminal Minds. And I'm like, bro, what are you – what are you – and they go like this. No, but for real, though. And you're like, yo, you can't do that. Like, it's Game of Thrones. What's his name? Rami Youssef was on SNL. He had a funny sketch about a CSI show with guys doing puns.

It was really funny. Oh, right, right, right. So, yeah, I don't know. What is this? 20 best customers of all time ranked. Oh, I like this. I hope Doug Heffernan on Everybody Loves Raymond is on there. What's this? 20 best customers of all time ranked. Oh, I like this. I hope Doug Heffernan on Everybody Loves Raymond is on there. What's that?

King of Queens and Everybody Loves Raymond. Yeah. Monumental. I don't watch enough TV. Or Chris D'Elia on This Past Weekend. Oh, yeah. That was like number eight in People Magazine. Oh, wow.

Look at that. Fresh Prince, Jefferson's, iCarly, Victorious. Don't care, don't care. X-Files and Cops. That's kind of actually what you said. I mean, Cops? One of your fake examples. Well, they did The Bachelor and NCA.

Hold on, though. How did they do this? What are you talking about? It was like they were looking for aliens, and then, like, it was a cop. No, it was a cops episode going on at the same time. You know? They probably pulled someone over. I assume it was X-Files, but they mentioned the cops.

Hey, hey, get out of the car. No, it's illegal aliens. Spikes. Hey, what the fuck, man? Totally different show. What's the song? How's the song how's it go bad boy bad no not that one come for you dude i fucking dude reggae is crazy it is i'll tell you what i want to do i went to stagecoach right i i went to that festival i i and i'm not i want to go to every kind of festival now because i gotta see what it's

like dude i got to see what all of them are like bro like the differences the all day long ones so here's the deal the the fucking stage bro the and this is why i say this because i want to go to reggae one i want to go to all the ones i i really want to go to the death metal one because i gotta see what death metal band goes on at 1 p p.m yeah to the afternoon to the light crowd And they're just like And dude And nine people are out there Just like You know

Just mosh pit Three people in the mosh pit Dude You know what You'd be surprised At those kind of festivals That those afternoon ones Are actually

Really good shows I have to go No you gotta You gotta go that one You gotta go the Grateful Dead one How is that even? They're all dead. No.

The guy's not. Just Jerry is. I want to go to all the festivals, all the different kinds. So, dude, I found this band. Ah, shit. What is it? I put on my story yesterday. It should be still up there.

NSYNC? No. Sanaz wrote me that she went in She went to go see some Oh she was at Go with her I didn't know she goes She goes to a music festival every weekend But she was at one of those ones

It was in Vegas I thought it was like punk What was it Jin? Punk festival? No it was not punk It was froth froth music Really? You said the guy

Danny Elfman It's froth froth? Froth froth froth froth Is that a category? punk festival no it was not punk it was music really because you said the guy uh uh danny elfman it's broth broth broth broth broth broth broth is that a category it's like r b pop here's the pro pro section no she said she was at that looking for it she was at that festival and danny elfman came out and people went wasn't it the't it the Hollywood Bowl? Oh, no. No, hold on. Did you look at my story? It says on the story. What the fuck is it? You got to look at this.

Alex the Terrible is the lead singer. Okay? Alex the Terrible. Well, I mean, that's. So I followed Alex the Terrible on Instagram. No, this guy is a wild. Okay, what is it? Slaughter. That one.

It was that one. Oh, oh. Slaughter. Slaughter prevail. To prevail. Slaughter to prevail. Okay? That's that one. Oh, oh. Slaughter. Oh, wow. Slaughter Prevail. To Prevail. Slaughter to Prevail. Okay? That's just me hanging out and having a good time.

But Slaughter to Prevail. So stupid. And the guy, look up Alex the Terrible. These guys, this is so interesting, this kind of music to me. The screaming? Don't they call it screaming? It's so interesting, bro. It's more of like.

Chin does it. It's kind of a lifestyle. It's sick new world by the way sick new world what is the one that oh the festival look alex interval has a pet bear and he just like will wrestle the bear the guy's an insane person he scarred his face all up and dude i was my cousin likes this kind of music like this kind of hardcore music and i said hey man this band is crazy and my cousin likes this kind of music like this kind of hardcore music and I said hey man this band is crazy and my cousin says

yeah man my cousin says his growls are crazy that's what they call I'm like that's so gay his growls are lit dude his growls my thing is like

growling with the guys hey hey we're gonna go growling I'm out on anything I can't understand what they're saying i know i don't like that i wish you how about this i mean i'm out man it's not even that you can't understand what they're saying it could be in an entirely different language yeah it could be in like these guys are russian i don't know if they're singing in russian or oh right right you know i'm saying which that's a whole other level of nonsense but it's a talent right like? Which that's a whole other level of nonsense. But it's a talent, right? Like that screaming? It's definitely a talent, but I don't want that.

It's called breakdancing, but I'm not into it. Who I am. No, because you're just breakdancing and shit, and then what? After that, then what? You brokedance? It's a battle of. I know, but then what? You win, and then what?

You just brokedance, and then you go home and you're like in your apartment eating popcorn watching a movie? Is that like the proper grammar? Is that how you should have do it? You broke dance. You should have seen him.

He broke dance last night. He was Oh, here we go. Is there a big fan base for this type of far block? Oh my God, bro. Yes. but like massive is that massive bro music is massive froth froth dude i i i started listening to the guy the

slaughter to prevail oh look at my favorite band therapy question mark i want to go to therapy what um warp tours like they have this kind of shit but it is i gotta go because i gotta see the people yeah i gotta see the people i get that like body mom go to a walmart right dude skindred was one of the band's names yeah skindred that's a good name it's so weird what i want to know is this you know how you see like the guy from Color Me Bad is like super fat and he owns a garage now? Yeah. Like how? What do you mean he owns a garage?

Yeah, he's like a mechanic. Oh, okay. Dude, look at the main singer from Color Me Bad. He's super fat now. He like does cars? Yeah, he works on cars. So my thing though is like so that was a pretty huge band you know and he's still now working in a garage like working what

was their big song call me bad you know i wanna set you up you can make some good commercials for his automotive company uh for that there he is there he is now oh wow yeah i wanna fix your car. Why does it have to be robotic at that point? He doesn't say anything. I wanna fix your car. I wanna check your muffler. My point I'm trying to make though is that at what point, what are these guys going to be doing

in nine months you know what i'm saying like what's the show any of these bands some of these guys been going for like a decade at least yeah like how long was color me bad like doing shit you know three years yeah you're not you're not stacking look at these bricks look at these i love this shit look one of them is look ginger berry tomorrow how about acid acid rain how Look, one of them is, look. Ginger. Berry tomorrow. How about acid rain? How about how one of them is just Devin Townsend? Just the guy.

What's that say? Dane Cook? Svalbard. Divine Chaos? Svalbard. Scarecrow, of course. Glory Hammer, of course. Lawnmower Death is pretty lit. Psilosis.

The better ones are going to be down here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thunderous Jones. Dude, Seething Akira. Imagine not being one of the big names in this. Some of these names. That'd be tough. Video Nasties.

Black Tongue. Gravelines. Oh, I like Black Tongue. Internal Conflict. Do you? Well, Internal Conflict is the worst band name. Oh, I like Video Nasty. Dude.

I just said that. Yeah. Dude, Sharks in Your Mouth? What? Where? No. You're kidding. Above Video Nasties.

Oh, that's great. Sharks in Your Mouth. That's a great one. Wait, what was the one you just said? Lead singer, Great White. Gargantua? Gas Station Sushi? No.

Oh. I made that up? Gas station sushi? No. That's my band name. I like that. That sounds more like a... Pissed. P-I-S-T. Pissed. Dude. You're on. Fine.

Oh, you had to be That's such a dad joke That was like my I was outside The shade store I saw that I didn't see it That pissed me the fuck off I knew it

I thought about you Because I was like There's a place called The shade store And that's why I was like Standing there I was like, there's a place called the Shade Store. And that's why I was like, I was like, I'm at the Shade Store. And everybody's got an attitude. I saw that. Are you supposed to do that?

That's funny. It's like, no. Hey, no, it's not. Thank you, Brittany. Yeah. It's funny. The Shade Store. Eric's a dad now, too.

You know what? You know what? You belong in the Shade Store right now. Yeah, so i could dude i saw it i saw your story and i go like this what and i go oh that's how i did it okay i go that's funny and then late like an hour later i hear i just went to the shade store from kristen she's walking it. She started laughing. Everyone has attitude. And I hear Kristen say, I don't get it.

Oh, my God. Yeah. Neither did I. Think about it. She goes, oh. Texting our group chat right now. How dare you not know what. What does this youngster want?

She don't get it. Are you kidding me? That was a classic joke. I was like, shade means attitude. Come on, think about it. She's like, oh, yeah. What's up, Golden Hour? So I have this insane crazy question.

Oh. All right, man. If I wanted to, we could have, you know. I don't remember if we did or not. She was probably giving you shade. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is the lead singer of Gas Station Sushi. Okay, good.

I know Chris specifically is going to have a great answer for, and that's... Is this the Joker? When you want someone to make the room colder, do you tell them to turn the AC down? It's Richard Romance. Or do you tell them to turn the AC up? Let me know, guys. Gang, gang, buzz, buzz. Sore. Woo, woo, woo. Sore. Fuck it.

No, if you say make the room cooler, it turns the air on. Otherwise, you say turn the heat off. No, if Ace is already running, I'll say let's turn the air down. I'll say let's turn it down. Meaning what? Turn the temp down, baby.

Got it, got it, got it. Right? Because that's English, right? Yes, I think that that's probably it, got it, got it. Right? Because that's English, right? Yes. I think that that's probably technically the right way to do it. But it's working harder. I think when people say turn it up, they mean like- Make it cooler. Or make the fan, you know, like if you're in the car and you say turn it up, you're

saying, if it's already cool, you say turn it up, you're saying like go from three to seven. But I don't want you in the house. I don't say any of that. When you're in the house, what do you say? I just say make it cooler or make it hotter. That's better. No, no.

I do it like you start the conversation with I'm like, it's hot in here. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Yeah.

Turn the AC on. Damn, it's hot in here. Right. I just walk in and if it's too hot, I go hot in. I like that. Too hot in here.

Boom, tack, tack, boom, tack. Just that's what i do but that's me you know that would be like hot air it would be great too if you had a connected to you like you're alexa hot air the song comes on and then the air yeah wait but you leave the house on what'd you say how cold oh well if it were up to me uh well he likes it hot yeah i like it that's right but you leave it on what i want it cold man but how cold um at night you mean like just general average oh i like it to be like, you know, 68-ish. Oh, my God. Crazy. Oh, check out the polar bear. We have the polar bear over here.

That is crazy. New references today. That is like, that's a classic move. 68? Your bill must be high as fuck. No, no. Actually, if you leave the AC on, it's better for your build. Than turning it on and off?

Yeah, than turning it on and off. Look, look. That's too cold. Too cold. My shit is. 72 is too cold for me. Oh, yeah. I like it between 68 and 72.

I'm 73. Too cold. I'm at least 73. If I'm in a hotel room. 73. If I'm in a hotel room. Oh, that's cool. I didn't know you liked that shit.

All right. What's up, man? Dude, Weather Boys? So I'm. Is hotel room. 73. If I'm in a hotel room. Oh, that's cool. I didn't know you liked that shit. All right. What's up, man? Dude, weather boys. So I'm. Is that a new podcast? Temp boys. If I'm in a hotel, I walk in. Dude, it's always so cold.

I shut it off right away. You know what I do? I turn on the heat. I don't care if it's the summer. Because I'm so pissed it's so cold. Turn it all the way up. Let's see how hot it gets. When it's too hot, then we take it cold. Turn it all the way up. Let's see how hot it gets when it's too hot.

Then we take it down. Then we'll bring it down. I don't turn the heat on. I walk in, I turn it right off. Why are you such a weirdo, man? It doesn't even make any sense. I start with it as hot as it goes, and then I turn on.

And I just. It doesn't make any sense. Someone that is so pale is telling us that you like the heat. And I turn on, and I just. It doesn't make any sense. Someone that is so pale is telling us that you like the heat. Bro, I went out. Then go outside. I went outside the other day, and I just go like this. Bright. It's so bright.

Yeah. It's, you know, it's so bright. It's stagecoach. It was so bright. He's like, he's the vampire that has to have it at 86. I can't stand sun either with my eyes. I like the feeling of it. Has anyone had LASIK here?

Have you? Yeah, and your eyes get super sensitive to light. I can't go outside without sunglasses or I'm fucked. I can't see. You know what? That's the vaccine of the eyes. That's a side effect. You got eye vaccine. You got that fucking LASIK.

I also got it 20 years ago. Yeah, yeah, true. Yeah, that's the kind of, that's crazy to do 20 years ago. I'm still waiting for them to get it. How did you get it 20 years ago? He was the first guy

to get LASIK. He was a rushing over the knife and fork like this. We'll be fine. We'll be fine. Maybe a little sensitive to the light. You don't like music festivals,

do you? Just scraping it all up. It's like that Tom Cruise movie. What was it? Minority Report. That was the first LASIK. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that I love being warm.

I love being warm. You don't get sweaty? It's actually better for you to be cold, by the way. I know. It's better for your health, yeah. But whatever, though. Nobody's dying because they're on 74. Well, Robyn's always talking about those saunas.

So it's kind of like your house is a sauna. He would be the one to tell us about that. You heard about the 74 thing, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't leave it on 74 degrees, you'll die. 75's okay, 72's okay for some reason. I don't know, I saw it. The doctor told me on TikTok.

Hi, guys. So here I am telling you, don't leave your tampon at 74. That would be the TikTok. No, but it would be like. Who are you talking to? That was me talking. Being the doctor doing the TikTok. But he'd be doing it like this, though.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't leave it on 74. Hot ass. Oh, I wish you were on Patreon so we could play that song. Yeah, that song was the song. And I mean this. Any other Nelly song sucks donkey. No.

No, no. Nelly has some. Name one. Ride With Me? All that. No, no, no. Nick. has some. Name one. Ride With Me? All that. No, no, no. Nick. I can name a few.

I need him to ride with me. He doesn't know another Nelly song. Yeah, I do. Was it Nelly and the St. Lunatics, right? Wow. Just saying other people. Well, that was his band. Yeah, Reginald Johnson from Family Matters.

Just fucking completely different people. No, that was his group Yeah, I know, bro Your pulse today, man I need a fifth element one Give me his top hits, Nick Country Grammar was the big one Yeah, everything after Hot In Here sucked

But Country Grammar That was on his second album People loved that Country Grammar was his first album We're going down, down, baby Up to the rainbow Oh, that was Nelly second album, Hot Hair. People loved that. Country Grammar was his first album. We going down, down baby, up to the rainbow. Oh, that was Nelly. Undelay,

Undelay, Mama, E-I, E-I, uh-oh, What's Poppin' Tonight. Right, right, right, right. What was that one called?

E-I. Wow. Make your knees touch your elbows, break it down slow. They named that one and then they made the thing that was called E-I.

Wait, this is just the album. Give me his greatest hits. The name of that song was E-I. Country Grammar. E-I, E-I, uh-oh. Dude, Country Grammar. Give me his greatest hits. The name of that song was E.I. Country Grammar. E.I. Uh-oh.

Oh, you didn't hear right. Country Grammar slaps. Yeah, that was the first single. Air Force Ones. Grills. Grills was badass. That was a pretty good song. Oh, Grills was great.

But Paul Wall did the heavy lifting baby yeah number one was good what number one i am no but i will say this is his best song his His first CD I ever bought, so it's... Wow, he had some hits, huh? That's your first CD you ever bought as an alley? Yeah, seventh grade. Wow, so young. What's your first CD

you ever bought? As a gift, I got a CD player, you know, and I got... I got... The two... I got two...

I got three. I don't remember what the third one was, but it was... Just give us a CD. Michael Jackson, Dangerous. I wanted to be specific, dude. This motherfucker.

It wasn't just me. It was a gift. You know, I got your CD. And then I, you know, it was everything. I like to be specific. Holy fuck, dude. All right, you know what? And here's why I do that.

You got him. You got him. And here's why I do that. And here's why I do it. And here's why I do that. You got him. You got him. And here's why I do that. And here's why I do it. And here's why I do it. Because he said, he said, what's the first CD you bought?

Yeah. If I just say the CD, the first one I got, and then later on you find out, oh, well, see, you got it as a gift, you say. I'm talking about the first one you bought.

So I'm clarifying because either way I get fucked, right? Either way I get fucked. Yeah. Just take it. You trapped me. Dude, Dangerous Michael Jackson and Boyz II Men get fucked, right? Either way I get fucked. Yeah. Just take it. You trapped me. Dude, dangerous Michael Jackson and Boyz II Men. Um, dum, dum, da, da.

Um, dum, dum, da, da. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do duets. Da, da, da. That's a duet. I do my own shit. That's a group. We all have to be in that one.

Yeah, we're a group, man. Hit it. I'll go hot. Do, da, da, da. Go hot. Do, da, da, da. Jin, get in this. Girl.

Girl, I used to look at you on vacation Alright my My first CD Was George Michael Faith That song That song Well now we know But at the time

I knew back then bro Nah that song rocks I knew it where That song rocks No but that's A great album that's a fake album yeah but the father figure it's careless whisper it's crazy good it's crazy come on bro there's a dick behind me now there's a dick behind his jacket it doesn't do it's like

he goes time for the photo shoot He goes, time for the photo shoot. So fucking stupid. Cover the dick. Give me a second. Let me get my dick. I had a CD player. It was the first CD player I ever had that you couldn't move it. I had a CD player you couldn't move.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Same. I had to keep it. Same. Oh, yeah. I had the radio. If I breathed on that thing, it would skip. Dude, that CD

that Faith when I was a kid I found out I was like yo that is music not me I was a little ho you weren't even alive bro first album I bought was Metallica that's not bad

not bad that's a good one I never was into Metallica I'm the best that's not bad not bad that's a good one I don't know I never was into I have the best though I have I'm the best I'm the best

anytime what's the first concert you went to I am the best I got the best one Johnny Cash oh I think he's so overrated

oh well I don't even I'm not even considering that I'm saying he's he's an actual legend my first concert was it's always something stupid no it's not oh what it was Michael Jackson oh wow I'm not even considering that. I'm saying he's an actual legend. My first concert was...

It's always something stupid. No, it's not. Oh, what? It was Michael Jackson. Oh, wow. The victory tour. Oh, okay. Well, that's good.

1984, Dodger Stadium. Did he invite you? No. I wish at that time. I'm not a big concert guy. I'm trying to think. I'm not a big concert guy. Even as a kid. Yeah, but I was a a big concert guy. I'm trying to think. First – I'm not a big concert guy. Even as a kid.

Yeah. But I was a huge Michael Jackson fan. So I was like, to go to that was like, wow. Dude, first concert I went to, I was in the UFC. I went to Drake at Fiddler's Green. Dude, how about – That's your first concert? Yeah.

That's funny. I don't – How about – Oh, it's slap. Could you imagine how fucking great. I bet nothing has ever been louder than at Nelly concerts when he just goes high end. You're back to the. In the middle of it.

Because he doesn't do that first. He starts off. Oh, back in the day. Oh, dude. And he just goes. Michael Jackson just. High end. Everyone just.

They die. Everyone dies. He doesn't do a dead crowd. Who would you go see now? Is there someone that... Dead or alive? No, no. Dead.

That's not fun. I want to go see the... Silence is Golden or whatever the fuck. I want to see Green Tongue where there was... I don't know if I would want to go see anyone. Prevail. Slaughter to Prevail. Oh, I want to see Shark's Mouth.

But I will say this, though. Go see... Adele. Your favorite... Adele probably is really good.. Oh, I want to see Shark's Mouth. But I will say this, though. Go see your favorite. Adele probably is really good. Slaps, I bet. I always tell people, go see. I love Katy Perry. I remember watching, even when I went to a basketball game, I remember seeing Michael Jordan when he was with the Wizards.

I went to a Clippers game. I saw it, right? That'd make you sad. And you know what the thing was, I thought? Damn it. I know, but I should have went and saw, right? So that's's why i think about it i don't necessarily like a lot of going to concerts but go do it you'd be surprised i've been to i've seen madonna a couple times she is great vogue not anymore terrible yeah but like i haven't seen many concerts but and i love music i like

live performance i like plays and i don't know why i don't go more i love music i like live performance i like plays and shit um i don't know why i don't go more i love going to see musicals like on fucking broadway love it one of my favorites i saw pretty woman musical yeah a music oh i didn't know it was so crazy oh wow if you if you go see a musical about a movie that you know the movie and then you see the musical you're just sitting there you're just like yeah she's a hooker right that's the hooker one yeah junior Roberts pretty woman just singing what did he get oh my God you're so dumb yeah dude that was a great so I took Rachel to see this and bought a $75 Pretty Woman sweatshirt.

Yeah. The merch. Because she was in there like this. It's cold. They make it cold. That's how they get you there. Rude. Because she was like, it's so cold in here.

And I was like, we're not leaving, bitch. Because I just paid. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So now I got to go pay more money.

For the Pretty Woman hoodie? Yeah. But it was fun. Fun times. I like doing that kind of stuff. I'm trying to think if there's anybody I'd have to see. I saw Wicked. Concert-wise.

Wicked was great. I loved it. No, thank you. No, thank you. What's the last concert you went to, Nick? The last one. Chin. Hanson.

Chin. Oh, nice. There we go. And Riley. Does that count as a concert? It's still a concert. My first ever was Kelly Clarkson. What?

My first ever was Kelly Clarkson. We snuck in when we were 12. When she was skinny? We literally got in the back and went through the back, and it was front row at Kelly Clarkson. Because of you, I'm the only one sitting in front of my mom. She was not skinny. Oh, she wasn't? No, she was big.

She got slim. She got big. She's Oprah. Yeah. Right. She's the white Oprah. Yeah. Kelly Clarkson.

I swear I've heard people say that. She is. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, that's funny. Yeah, she used to have the talk show. Thought it was clever. Yeah.

Is that it what was Chin's first I've seen Janet Jackson three times thanks Nick back in the day she's great three wow

what was Chin what was your what was your concert the last or first first one give us both how many Korean bands first one was

I Got Lucky Metallica and Guns N' Roses the same time when they were like really really you know at their peak and the last one was I Got Lucky, Metallica, and Guns N' Roses. Wow. The same time when they were like really, really, you know, at their peak. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the last one was, honestly, Madonna and also Jelly.

Oh, yeah. You went to Jelly and got a hand. Jelly always invites. 1992. Yeah. High school. Wow. Last concert I saw was Morgan Wallen.

That's my dream. Ernest and Morgan. That's why I was so jealous of you going to a Sagecoach. Up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down. You know? That song. He has hits, bro. So many hits.

So many hits. It's crazy. All bangers. So many hits. It is so wild. Ernest writes a lot of stuff. Who dropped the N word on you, too? No, dude.

I'm going to be in Augusta. Here we go. I'm going to be in Augusta. Here we go. I'm going to be in Augusta. I'm going to be in Charleston, South Carolina, and St. Petersburg. Oh, and I got Irvine dates up too. Go to Irvine. Oh, you're coming to OC. I can't see anything. My eyes got

fucked up. I'm going to be hanging out with Matt Rife because we're preparing for his new special. So I'm going to be doing shows with him. So those are already sold out. So I got nothing right now. Is Hollywood Bowl sold out? Oh, yeah, that's right. The Hollywood Bowl is almost sold out. Go see Matt Wright for Hollywood Bowl.

Yeah, but that's crazy, though. Actually, during this Netflix is a joke, all the shows around L.A., it's going to be bananas at the same time. Crypto Arena, The Forum, the YouTube Theater, and then my little stupid show, Come me at the laugh factory on the same day as all these huge shows go see eric griffin at home he set up some chairs matt uses that's like chin's concert yeah he uses like the ted talk mic chin's opening for you yeah all right so what's that uh matt uses like the the Talk mic. Chin's opening for you. Yeah. All right. So what's that? Matt uses like the mic now. Is that you?

Yeah, yeah. He likes doing it like that. The Bill Bellamy. Did you guys ever do that? No. You need the... I could see you doing that. That'd be great for you.

Seriously? Well, you're saying he's saying because I'm animated. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You really should do that. I would never do that. Why not? It looks super glam.

It reminds me of Bill Bellamy and it reminds me of Britney Spears and I'm Chris D'Elia. And Chris D'Elia rocks the microphone. The big one. The big one that you hold. That looks like an ice cream cone. Oh, or a big black cock, I think.

All right. Arguably, it looks like a big black cock, too. That's it, Nick? Yep. This will be better for you. But I want mine to come over like this. Like one of those fish? Like the angler fish?

I want mine to go from under my dick to over like this in my anus, and I'm just talking like this. I'm like, where are you from? But it's one of those old-timey radio mics. It's one of those silver ones. You have an arm like this. So what do you do for a living? All right, we're good.

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