The Golden Hour - Greatest Moments in Live TV History | The Golden Hour #92 w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: August 9, 2024

The guys talk Erik's toilet paper roll rant, Brendan's window blind rant, buying "market price" food at restaurants, Chris promoting his favorite new movies, Ishowspeed jumping over supercars and much more! Get two extra episodes every month at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcast

We're friends that laugh, we're friends that shout Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about But that won't stop us Nothing can stop us As I show you, use the love, just rebrand it enough It's stronger, bigger power cuz it is the golden hour Guys So I live in this townhouse thing anyways

So the toilet at the toilet the toilet paper thing I have one of these toilet paper things We just like this it sticks out and then you put the toilet paper like this I don't understand why they designed it this way where The the out is this way so when you when you're sitting next to it you pull the toilet paper Fucking toilet paper flies off the thing every single. Oh, it's that being in so it hits the wall Do you have anything like that in your place? I'm a little bit... So you don't think the roll,

they put it on? Yeah, yeah. Instead of being in like this and the wall here so it can't get it out, his is outward so the thing... Oh, I hate that, dude. It's cheap. Why do they do that? Why do they do that? So it's just out of the wall?

No, it's like it's just sitting next to it so it's like a handle when it comes, like this. It's so annoying. And then the toilet paper goes like this, right? And then it's like, but it's sticking, the out one is this way. So every time I pull the toilet paper, it flies off. But what kind of torque are you using to pull the piece off?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Even still, every time I try to go, let me just do it lightly. Oh, it still comes off? No, it's annoying. It's annoying. But why is it, it's not a cheap thing though. Has to be.

Why, why would it be, it doesn't matter. I know, it's probably expensive to do it this way. It's a bad design thing. There's two things, and there's another one in my place where like, the windows. Yeah. You have to like, you open a window, then you have to like unhook the, no, no, the blind, the screen is first, you have to like you open a window Then you have to like unhook the no no the blind the the screen is first

You have to like unhook the screen open the screen to open the window I mean that kind of stuff is this is your not where I am that Is a townhouse though? Yeah, I mean Sometimes I want to like write an email be like why who decided that's weird She's my cool man. Why did you design it like bro when you go say it's a talent when you go to that's a cool hat thanks man when you go to um gorgeous when you go to different when you go to buy a house and when you're buying a house you go and you're like there are houses you'll see and you're like why would they make this

that's why I'm asking yeah yeah yeah was there anything like that when you guys were first moving into your places or Do you have anything like that? What are you like? I know it wasn't what you learn how much like blinds are like now I want those ones from our place. They're like, oh cool. You like the price like oh I'm not Kevin Hart. Yeah, I just want the blind not I I didn't ask for bars of gold. No, just the blind Oh, I know Yeah, these plated these platinum plated blinds is such a good Oprah paint them blinds is such a good Representation of what that's of one of those things that cost so much

You're blind you're dealing with it. Yeah, it's just like I had someone come over and they were gonna do all the electric blinds in the house Oh, no, are you rich? That'd be like $60,000. Are you drink more? He came over? Are you Drake and she did it and she gave me the estimate. I don't remember what it was, but I was like, I'll just open them myself. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. You're better than me, Mike. They sent me the total for how much blinds.

I went, oh, we don't need blinds. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah. It's gonna be bright in my house. It's gonna be bright. I like sun. Just put some towels up with a stapler. I like sun. No, no, this is what, okay, so you know,

we're going through this thing, so we have to go to like, they call it the design studio. Yeah. You go to the design studio and you're like, Are you Drake? Yeah, the lady's like, the lady's like, okay, this is what's wrong when you go with your wife, you know? Cause they have everything laid out.

So like, let's go look at the blinds. They give you, they're sold, so we're looking at the blinds. They're sold, club soda water. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They gaslight, they gaslight hoes. You know what, if they give you a cappuccino, need to run because they got cappuccino money, you know See the blind so then you know, of course I

Don't know but I know your wife it's Hooters for chicks. It's Hooters for chicks The dudes come with you. All right, I'll get some, but I know your wife. It's Hooters for chicks. Especially your wife. It's Hooters for chicks. Thank you. The dudes come with you, like, all right, I'll get some wings. You know? Yeah. But they always know. It's way more expensive. Or a strip club.

They always know the most expensive one. There's never any price tag on a thing, right? But your wife. Oh, I know, yeah. Because it's the nicest, dude. They look. There's 10 of them. I know.

And they'll be like, if it was, I need to put her on Prices Right. Because she would be able to like, you know where? She doesn't? You know what? There's an actually. She goes, oh, this is the good one right here. And I go, oh.

Are you at a level? That's expensive. Are you guys at a level where you go to a restaurant, and if would be able to like, you know what? She goes, oh, this is the good one right here. And I go, oh, it's expensive. Are you at a level, are you guys at a level where you go to a restaurant and if you order seafood or whatever, it says market price. And you're just like, I'll take it. Well, I would, but I don't normally get that. Yeah. I don't normally get the.

I've never done it. Never. Oh, you never just get it? No. At most, it's $200, right? When you're're married you can go like this. Yeah, you get when you're married you go Actually, I don't think I mean I don't even know if I've ever gotten it it's like the wagyu Well, okay. I'm you know what? I'm thinking of lobster but let wagyu Yeah that I've done that I might I would maybe ask for the wagyu

You have to cuz why you they might be like five hundred fifty dollars. Yeah. Yeah the lobster I would I would probably just get it because most it's 130. I don't like the lobster Yeah, I would never do that. But that's the thing. I don't I wouldn't know my get one Yeah, if it was wagyu I saw that I would ask yes No, no, but the problem with the wagyu stuff is that it's not even like sometimes I ask cuz I say I'm hungry Yeah, so you go to a steakhouse. I'm hungry. Right, oh yeah, it's not gonna be enough. I want a six ounce, eight, six ounce is small. So I want an eight ounce, 10 ounce, whatever.

So you go, well how much is it? You gotta ask because it's gonna be $50 an ounce. And don't make me do math, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And if it's bone-in. That's eight grand. That adds weight to it. Whatever, whatever.

No, no, no, then, that's never bone in. But then it's less meat. They say bone in is better, but it's not. No, but it's never bone in with the market price tag, because they're going to give you like a lot. Oh, no, but I'm just saying, if you're looking for total ounces, if it's like 12 ounces bone in, you're like, what's that? It was my birthday.

I made that bone. Give me that. They bought three pieces of meat, though. And this was, I went like this. Yeah, I know. Oh, oh, it melts in your mouth. Real good, wish I had more. Yeah, I'm starving.

Dinner's over. I'm starving and I've already spent $600. The, yeah, I. You just wanna go, come on. Hey. What are we doing? What are we doing? You know, goddamn well this wasn't gonna be good.

I know, I get it, you're paying for the experience or whatever, but it's like. On our honeymoon we had that, we were in, wherever we were in Mexico. Yeah, and then we had this meal It was like a nine course meal. Yeah, that's too many courses by the way. No, but was it 12? Yeah, no, I thought it no no, but check it out though. It was not like no the guy I know it's a little I know I know I know I know we had to go eat after Cuz I was and then the guy was like really into it. Of course. That was what was too much. Every

meal, everything that came it was like you know a band started, you know the man, a quartet started he was like this is from the south of you know. This is a piece of the bass player. We cut his back a little bit. It's really good with sauteed. But what I don't like about that kind of stuff is when they give you some clear nasty shit. Like they try to... Like all these words, all I heard was caterpillar.

You know what I mean? Or whatever, you know what I mean? Like I heard liver. I heard something nasty you just said, and you're trying to dress it up. You're gonna look on a plate and I see drizzles of whatever and I'm just like nah, dude That's that's caterpillar come dude. I think it's get down with that stuff like you and my girl now I'll come home and her mom be cooking. It's like

Lining of the cow's stomach. Yeah Lining doesn't sound appetizing to me or Or should do like, it's like the intestines or whatever? Don't even tell me. Don't tell me. Oh no, I don't know, I work too hard to eat cow's tongue. I get that, I get that. No, no, no, you're not in Tijuana. Yeah.

No, no, no, no, no, I'm exhausted. I'm not eating cow tongue soup. Don't waste anything, you know? But no, I ate ate in Melbourne I ate for the first time I ate octopus you talking about calamari no well no it wasn't calamari because I never had calamari okay ever never ever ever ever what kind of Italian are you? I don't tell them you know it what what'd you say? I said what are you? Don't tell the bun you know it! What? What'd you say? I said what are you my three year old?

Dude I don't want to eat that shit. So the guy was like, it was the owner that came by and he was like, Hey I got you some stuff, you know, and he's like, Do you eat octopus? And I was like, If I'm ever going to eat it I'll fucking do it in Melbourne here. It's like a top tier fucking restaurant. Yeah bring it, you know. You vomited on his face? No, so I ate it for the first time calamari. That's fried. This was like straight up the octopus was just I can't do it

You know and Yeah, like suckers it was so chewy right yeah, so Octopus are cool animals. I'd really cool. So they're gonna eat something that I know that's's kind of weird I want it to be like this. Done. You know what I mean? Yeah like oysters. I want it to be done. Yeah. If I have to go like this then I'm gonna be like yeah yeah yeah yeah. Like a big thick oyster. You try to blow bubbles. But anything that's but but anything fried it's not the thing. That's what I'm saying calamari. Yeah, it's not the thing It's not but you see the tentacles. No, I know I know but you really see the tentacles This is like but that'd be like if it was like human arm Have you had Rocky Mountain oysters, they're fried I don't like oysters no, I'm not an oyster

But you know what Rocky Mountain oysters are? What is that? It's cow, bull balls. Oh yeah. They basically like cut the balls and then make it into a strip and deep fry it. That's crazy. It don't taste like chicken.

Octopus, it's crazy when you realize that. It tastes like cock. Nice. It's crazy that you realize. Cock, cock. Yeah. It's crazy when you realize that octopus have be-a-cock. Yeah. It's crazy when you realize that octopuses have beaks. You know about this?

Yeah. No. That's how they eat. In the inside. What? And they're like... They have a beak. Bro.

That's how they pull everything in and they kill it. They fuck you up and they just go... Whack-whack-pack-pack! And they're... Could there be a scarier way to die, dude? Than them pulling you in and you're like, No, no, no, no, no, no. And then all of a sudden, a beak, dude?

No one's ever died by an octopus, for sure. No, no, no. If you're a fish, I'm saying. Oh, nice. A big octopus, yeah. Bro, we know 5% what's in the ocean. Brendan can beat up everybody, so he can beat up a big octopus in the ocean. Octopus will fuck you up.

It would if they're that aggressive. Octopus are dope, and you know octopus can grab you and feel like if you're scared or aggressive. Oh, wow. They're super cool. What's that, you're a therapist? Yeah, they're cool. So your octopus grabs you like, you're scared or aggressive. Oh wow. They're super cool. What's that you're a therapist? Yeah they're cool. So your octopus grabs you like you okay Brendan? I start crying in the ocean. Tell me what's wrong. Will you ever see about these whales that pull people under? Oh dude. The killer whales grab them bitches by the

hair. No there was this one this girl like a whale grabs her foot and starts just takes her down. And lets her go. Slow, just slow, like you're just like, you can't get your foot out? At what point are you just like, oh God. By the mouth, by his mouth? But then let her go. He just feed us fucking with it.

Just giving her the bends, just fucking everything inside her exploding, just taking her down. No, no, no, no. This is my thing though, dude. When you're swimming, you know, you in there like you're on vacation or something. I always think this type of shit, man I always think that there's like I don't care how shallow the water is nah a 16 foot great white shark is gonna come Yeah, I know I assume I'm even in my hotel room Room service

It's sharknado Room I hate that feeling oh, I don't like when they I don't like when they give you like a shark with a mustache Or is it really room service? I don't like when you like a pep talk about like so we were I forgot where I was but it was like They go well, there's a certain fish. Bye. Yeah There's a fish just be aware that there's a certain fish that does a thing and I was like I would have preferred not to know that yeah Oh, yeah, because you got chain mail

This motherfucker got a whole like, nope, that's it. Your Jacustoe in there. Jesus Christ, dude. Yo, I came to play today, you wanna understand? What do you mean? Bro, I watched three movies that you got. I thought about you guys the whole time. Did you catch up on Game of Thrones?

Wait, real quick. I'm sorry, House of Dragons? Real quick, dude, real quick. That movie that, the movie that at the end. I posted about it. No, no, no, no. They're remaking one of these movies that we both like. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Speak No Evil.

Speak No Evil, they're remaking it with. I know. Oh, wait, did we not talk about this yet? No. Oh, yeah, yeah, I know. I thought we did. Yeah. No, we did.

I didn't. No, no, no. No, I did. We can skip it. No, no, no, we might have, but. No, we're remaking it with, what's his name? Cyclops, the first Cyclops guy, whatever his name was. Yeah. I like that, actually. I always forget his name. No, no, sorry, no, the second with what's his name? Cyclops, the first Cyclops guy, whatever his name was.

I like that actually, I always forget his name. No, sorry, no, the second one. Who was this? No, no, it was Professor X. Yeah, yeah, in the new ones. The British dude, he's a good actor. He was in the Shyamalan movie. Yes, Split.

Split, yeah. They're making it again. What the fuck's his name? I always forget his name, he's good. James McAvoy. Yeah. Oh, the guy from Star Trek? You got it?

Yeah. No. No, no, no, that's Patrick Stewart. He was the original. Professor X. Yes, this is like the Shaboosie conversation. Yeah. The original.

All right, so. But going. Yeah, no, I know they're remaking it. Because I, oh wait, I saw, wow, I saw a lot of movies. What'd you see? I saw Trap. Did you see Trap? Not yet. I went to the movies, I saw, wow, I saw a lot of movies. What'd you see? I saw Trap. Did you see Trap?

Not yet. I went to the movies, I saw Trap. Oh, by yourself? I thought that wasn't out yet. No, it's out. It came out like a, So it's already on DVD, right? Because that was,

Yeah, I know. It was terrible, right? Let me tell you. That's how bad it is. God, look, I will go see, that's how bad it is, it even comes out on something that doesn't exist anymore. And I'm still selling DVDs on air Griffin.com come and get my DVD

You get those at Chris Lee.com but I I'll be a Memphis coming up and then Wichita and Dallas but go to Chris Lee.com to get tickets. But wait no I saw trap and I went to see so I will let me just say I will say I will see anything M Night Shyamalan directs. I think he's made some really, really amazing shit and some terrible shit. And all of my favorite directors have done that. Because they went for it, you know what I mean?

And sometimes they succeed and sometimes it's just like, this is terrible, right? He's made two and a half good movies. No, I would say a little more. Name them. Six Sense, Unbreakable, Split, Signs. Oh, not Split? No, Signs. Signs was alright. It's a remake. If it's a sequel. Oh no, Split was great bro, come on. It was okay. Alright, well those three to me are bangers. Not Signs.

No, Signs was good but it was like. You wouldn't say it was a bad movie. No, no, signs was, signs was good, but it was like... You wouldn't say it was a bad movie. No, no, no, no, I wouldn't say it's bad. So yeah. No, I wouldn't say it's bad. It's the most successful movie, too. Yeah, yeah, I guess so, yeah. But see, but again, it's like a, I was,

that's what I'm saying, like two, maybe three, cause I liked The Village. I did too, you know? I did too. I think he made a few good ones. But I'm saying everything after that though. Yeah, I know. Starting with Girl in the Water, whatever it is.

I actually never saw that one. Every single one after that is terrible. But yeah, no, I know, I know, I know. Old is terrible. What was that, beach one? Yeah, old is terrible with girl in the water. I actually never saw that one every single one after yeah, I know I know I know I know I know Each one yeah, but the worst one to fuck you You that might have been the worst one or the the one the found footage one he did was so bad visitor or something anyway um Trap is all of his movies are kind of, even if they're really bad. Is that his movie or is this his daughter's movie?

No, his daughter made a movie, but not. That just came out with Dakota Fannie? That's already on DVD also. So, I didn't see that. But his movies are always, to me, they're always kind of like watchable and worth seeing no matter how bad they are really. Cause I'm always kind of like watchable and worth seeing no matter how bad they are really because I'm always kind of super fan not like I mean I'm interested in it until a point and I'm like this sucks no no you know what it's

no no you know what it is it's like he's like a restaurant that's famous for their desserts okay so you go through the meal like cheesecake no whatever wait yeah you go through the meals it was okay but let's see what that's him because he always has like a twist so you want to see do I like the twist and you'll watch I think it's so annoying that he always does the twist thing but I like it no it's good but you don't it's little thing then you go and you're like waiting for the twist that's what I'm saying I like that that's his. Anyway, he should say, he should be like, there's no twist in this movie.

Yeah, I know. And then there's a twist. Oh, no. The twist is that, the twist is that I said there was no twist. Yeah. So tell us about Trap, was it good or not? It was, fucker.

Don't get to it. It was bad. It was bad. It was bad. It was bad. That's rich coming from you. It was bad, but Josh Hartnett was really good. Oh, that one where he's at the...

Yes. Oh, he's at a mall? I actually didn't know he's had a concert. That's right. It's a great idea. Yeah, and he's obviously the killer. Well, no, but they... But yeah, it's in the preview.

Yeah, what is he? Yeah. No, do you know... Yeah, you never know what to twist. Josh Hartnett's great. Do you know... Penny Dreffel? See, I've never been a Josh Hartnett fan. I thought I he's always like, okay, cool.

Why the jigsaw is amazing. Come on. No, no, no. But I'm saying they're, I feel like they have the same kind of vibe. But Jake Gyllenhaal is a fantastic actor. Sometimes. Okay. Which what's he bad at? Yeah, no, you're right. He has been bad. Thank you. Okay. What? Okay. I don't, he was bad in that, where the earth is freezing over. What was that called? I forgot what it was called. He's done a lot of stuff.

Yeah, but he was like fucking. Yeah, he's done a lot of stuff. He's gotten really good. Anyway. Yeah, he has. Because in presumed innocent, he's fantastic. But wait, so hold on. So Trap, so Josh Harden, I was always like,

he's serviceable or he's like it's good Like he was good in that black mirror episode. Yeah, he was great. Did you see Penny Dreffel? No, I know I hear that That's good though. Um, what are we doing? But he was really good in traffic like probably I Mean I the best I've ever seen him but the movie was just it was bad. It was bad It was good. Did you you didn't catch didn't catch up on presumed innocence, no? No, uh-uh. You told she would today. All right, so if you wanna ruin it

and if you wanna fucking be a dick about it, go ahead, do it. No, I'm over it. No, no, no. I'm over it, my energy's going down. No, go ahead. No, you know what? We already passed it.

Yeah. We're moving on to another thing. All right, cool. I'm gonna watch it. Season two's coming. Have you seen any? Zero. So, but I watched movies at home. So what else did you see?

Bro, first of all, what's this? Good Will Hunting director, guess what it says, we're gonna have Ben Affleck and Matthew Mendench killing Gawker, starring Ben Affleck as Hulk Hogan? Yeah. The lawsuit where he has the sex tape? Take all my money.

I'll watch that. I'm in. 100%. If that Ben Affleck shows his dick. Again? No, it's Casey Affleck. Did you see Gone Girl? Wow. Yeah. I'm in, dude. Ben Affleck was his dick again no it's Casey Affleck you see gone girl Wow yeah I would you didn't watch gone girl I did I love that movie yeah in the end of the movies in the shower with her I don't remember his dick just swings

onto the screen it's just ridiculous I don't register dicks unless they're a little bit bigger than mine a trend um why is Dana trending? Um. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha now off the top of my head. I can't wait to describe these. I can't wait to describe these movies to you. You want anything else, Nick? You want to think on it? I'm thinking so fucking long. Why think on it, dude, how bad is House of Dragons? You can talk about that. I stopped watching that.

How bad is it? Season two is a trailer to set up season three. Can somebody throw a rock? Anything. Anything. What? In the season finale, there's no fight. There's nothing. Can somebody hit someone with a stick something something some harsh language something

It's just a trailer for season 3 hit my point if you're gonna have a show and Dragons is in the name. I know I know yeah Dragons killing people The ratio between dragons is how about about this? The patchy brother, eye patch brother, he's mad, he goes and destroys a village, right? And they don't even show it? They don't show it. Oh, weird.

Yeah, they just show him on the dragon and the city's on fire. I mean, how cheap is that? How cheap is that? Show him, because they, budgets. That's what I thought too. I was like, oh, they're cutting the budget. No, the characters evolve, nothing moves forward after episode 2 the two girls are great that

They're two women. They're good. I'm great. I'm great. They're really great. She's from Bates Motel You know, but she looks like she can cry every time from she's good. Yeah, she's great I wanted to start watching Banshee again because I want to watch that because of that guy. Oh, you've never seen Banshee Oh that show so because of that guy. I wanna watch that because of that guy. Oh, you've never seen Banshee? Oh, that show's so cool. Ah!

Really? The posters of the movies I've seen. Yeah. And, okay, so Nick, pull these up, two posters, and don't show them until you have both of them together, and I want you to just take in the two posters of the movie that I've watched, okay? One is called Border, and one is called Swallow.

So just pull them up side by side. And you want a Pornhub. No, I know, it seems like it. But I want you to go, both of these movies, are 10 10s. Are they horror movies? 10 10s. What's the second one? Nah, they're not really horror movies.

Swallow, nah, I wouldn't say they're horror movies. I feel like- Swallow, swallow, one word, not swallowed, and then border. I type in movie at the end there, the other- And not, it's not borders, it's borders. You're gonna get some weird stuff. There's a good chance border's not the right one, but we're gonna try. Yeah, it's the one with the lady in that TSA outfit.

I feel like you'd be into that new Nicolas Cage movie. Yeah, I gotta see it. Daddy Longlegs or something? Daddy Longlegs, adding daddy to it. So kinky. Daddy Longlegs? Oh, it's just longlegs? No, it's longlegs, yeah. Oh, it's stupid. No, I wanna see that bad. If it's the wrong one, it's just long legs that's stupid no I want

to see that bad if it's the wrong one is wrong who cares but I get no I got okay he's great yeah he's great I love it now I had to give this case yeah I like it more now than I've ever yeah and kick-ass he's great yes big daddy in that there you go all right there you go take him in in. Border with a fox. Zoom in on the border lady's face. Yeah, but see I can't. Anytime I see the little symbol that it won a festival award. It's never good. Yeah, it's like this can't be good.

But that girl's good though. On the right? You know her? Hayley Bennett or whatever? Yeah, yeah, she's good. Dude, they're both, oh man, they were both 10-10. What about the transgender on the left? Oh, 2000. Well, that's the thing.

She's trans. I don't want to ruin it. Well, that's it's fantastic to talk about. We don't even want to say a twist. Did you pay for these? Because I'm out. No, no. I need to know. I didn't pay for them, but I don't remember where I saw my fandango Trying to get daddy long legs on the men

No, the border I wouldn't say it's a twist which would you like better? Border So let's watch swallow cuz I because I don't just Chris lamb is no no no you swallow because I because I don't just Chris lamb is no no no you if there's one you're gonna like more it's border do you you guys watching swallow oh my god bro just know what's about we don't saws about she's this Haley Bennett is she should be nominated for an Oscar honestly she was so good in this that was 2019 I know. Chill, chill. So should this other lady, but.

No, absolutely not. Bro. So this movie is about a woman who's a people pleaser. Swallow, okay? Makes sense. That's right. She's married. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

She's married, all right? And the husband is like this dude that, it's like basically the pay truck. It's like what I say goes, you know? I'm already bored. You've been hanging out with, well, I thought you'd like that part, but it's like you hang out at the house

and I'll go do the work and all that shit. You live a nice life, he's rich, right? And she's like, okay, and she's a people who's just like, yeah, great. Dude, she starts, dude, she starts, 25 minutes into the movie, she starts swallowing things. This is around the house? 20 minutes, 25 minutes in the movie she starts swallowing things. This is around the house?

Like things bro. Like tight so? First one is that she goes like this. Picks up a marble, she goes like this. You're so stupid. Why would you watch this? Why would you watch this? What I watched, bro, when I saw the trailer

I was like what is this shit? In the middle of the trailer, she goes, I go, I don't need to see anything else. Well, this is like, No, but this is a real thing. There's a real thing, there's people that, I didn't even know about it, it's called pica. Yeah, and there's another one,

there's people that just eat like styrofoam. Pica. Oh yeah, it's called pica. It's called my weird addiction on TLC. But, but, but, but, Yeah, that's what I thought. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bro. This is what yeah Bro, that bitch that eats cat here. Yeah. No, dude. I was like, oh she starts swallowing all sorts of shit She has to go to hospital. Are there any dicks? No, well then yeah, I'm out. Oh, bro

It was every time you think is it's good. Oh, it's not a day. It was great now border the Probably the best... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh Okay of the second best We would know It's a great question it'd be presumed innocent if you fucking watch I would say probably They do it in a different way to work like it's in your face the whole time and you should know You should know she's a werewolf and you go know. You should know.

She's a werewolf. And you go, I'm an idiot. But, and the way they, so I can't really say it's comparable to something else, but probably like an old boy level, holy shit. But old boy, but it's not twisted. It's not twisted. It's not twisted.

Because it's obvious you just don't see it. Because what's the other one I always talk about is old boy and it's the other one where he's stalking the serial killer. And it's played by old boy. Oh yeah. What's that one? Oh my. Yeah, no it's I Saw the Devil. Is that what it is? I Saw the Devil.

Wooo! Whee! That's how you end a movie. I always ask great movie. I always ask, which ending is worse? Old boy. You know what, I forget the ending of that one. Of which one? I saw the devil. I forgot something. Oh, dude.

I know I saw it and I know I- Oh, spoiler. Okay, yeah, just skip ahead 10 seconds. Yeah, so he has the killer. Yeah. And he's got the thing in his mouth and he has to hold it. And if the door opens, his head gets chopped off.

Oh, it's like Saul. And as he's leaving, his family is walking in. Right, right. So it's nothing like that. It's a very subtle, slow burn and you go, does anyone die in it? Here's the best part about it. Here's the best part about the twist.

It's not a twist. Here's the best part about the realization is that one of the main characters just says it in conversation like, this is what's happening. And the other person's like, oh. Bro. So you're saying this is a well-made story. Oh, bro.

Okay. I don't even know the beginning. You know what? You normally don't sell things well. Yeah, he sold that pretty well. You know, you don't sell things well, you know? No, I just want you to understand this. You're terrible at this.

You did it great right now. OK. I think all of us are going to watch Border. Don't ruin it. You sold us. I won't. You sold us. And then there's one scene where you're just like, I'm out.

We sold it well. Where you literally go, oh, what? Just remember I said that. Remember that. And you're going to know exactly what scene it is. You go, oh what? Speaking of as a follow up from our previous, previous, previous episode, yeah, you should know when to go

to the bathroom in Oppenheimer. Exactly. Like what are we talking about? What are we talking about? Or no when not to, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, yeah. So you saw it?

Yeah, you go, oh that's why I was, the whole, I've been waiting, like, yeah. So you saw it? Yeah. You know, I was, oh, that's all, I was, the whole, I've been waiting, like, this is when you go to the bathroom. There's no, there's no moment where you're like, I don't know when the bomb is gonna happen. It's all a- It's a bulldog. It's on a countdown.

I was just gonna hit you up and be like, get your friend on the phone. So funny. So you're like, you idiot. But we're gonna check our borders. All right. Yeah, I would love to hear your take on that. That movie was just, that movie was,

you know what that movie was? Beautiful. That's good. Yeah, it was beautiful. I watched so many movies. I really like when a movie like gets me. That's the greatest feeling. It's like, I'm not one of these people that,

you know, you go to a scary movie, I wanna be scared. I'm not one of these people that's like, oh, nothing scares me. Nah, nah, nah, that's stupid. It's like going to a scary movie. I want to be scared Yeah, I'm not one of these people just like oh nothing scares me. No no no It's like go to a comedy club and be like right so I want to laugh I want to be scared or I want to be like if it's a thriller with a surprise. I want to be like You when do you watch all these movies you do it by yourself sometimes sometimes I got a buddy come over sometimes yourself sometimes sometimes I got a buddy come over sometimes you just call your friend chills yeah you want to watch this movie he's like you're like what was the guy that living with OJ yeah David's your Kato K but Brent came

over one of the nights you know snacks and stuff you talking about all right I'll invite you next time 100 now I'm not coming. Okay, just because if you as real people Oh, I don't think of David and Brent as real people Cuz they come over he bosses them around no no get the Reese's business David's kids already fucking you know 18 Would say maybe the girls go do their thing and we watch movies. Oh that would be fun yeah.

Yeah that's how we do it. But I also do it late night. I don't care. See I still use Fandago. What is this? He killed himself huh? In July. Shit.

Dude talk about a twist. Oh it was recent? Yeah. Oh shit. Guys you know when somebody. What is that man? When somebody kills themselves, I always want to see the movie now.

Cause I want to know. Oh yeah. Especially if it's somebody like this, I always want to see the movie now of that cuz I want to know Oh, yeah, it was especially if it's somebody like this you just go cuz like I don't know what could happen in your life Okay, then you go this now. I understand. Yeah, I understand. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but I'm in there Yeah, I know. Yeah, but I'm saying but then you go but then like that makes sense Right, I'm saying but like there's sometimes you you hear, you know when you don't know I know, but I'm saying, but then you go, but then like, that makes sense. But I'm saying, but like there's sometimes, when you don't know, I know. So in this case, you just go like, wow.

What's going on? You know, it's not even like, you would think like, you know what's crazy about it? You would think there'd be like, just millions of poor people killing themselves all the time. So it's not about that. They say that the guy who, so it's always crazy, they would go like, what happened? not about that, right? They say that the guy who has. So it's always crazy when you go like, what happened?

The guy who, well, I've heard the guy who has it all that loses it all is more likely to suicide. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That makes sense. Well, that's why there was all those people like, and you always hear about that thing. No, the depression. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

During the depression, you know, it's like, people were just like, you lose everything, yeah. Oh, I thought of the other movie, the third movie that I saw. Oh, thank God. The number one movie that you guys would hate so much and you guys would be so mad, it's so good. And you guys would, what is it?

You're doing well, dude. The Devil's Bath. The Devil's Bath. Bro, and this is a fucked up story. And this is a real thing that happened, we should talk about it. It's a true story? Yeah, in the 1700s.

Guys, get your fucking. In the 1700s. Get guys, get your fucking. In the 1700s, look at how bad it is, how much you'd hate it. Look at it, she just puts it, look at it. Oh God. That's the good part, by the way. That's the action. Right now I wish there was just like an elevator right here

where I could just. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, look at the house they live in. They spent so much, the only scenes are in that house and you're just like, you would be, oh my God. like an elevator right here where I can just pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Yeah, he sold it so well. And he keeps going. I feel like Chris was trying to watch porn. He watched Swallow and The Devil's Bath. Yeah. So this is, let me just tell you what the real story is on this, which is crazy, dude. So in the 1700s in Austria, OK?

You looked this up. Well, yeah, because it's actually crazy to even make a movie about, because it's so sad. It's actually crazy to even make a movie about because it's so sad. So, so there's a, so religion, Christianity was like, was like really big.

It was a religion back in, you know, the 1700s in Austria. It's still pretty big. No, I know, but back then it was like, everything, but people believed like in witches and shit. Like, right? So, so they, what happened so so basically the only sin that you can commit this is what people used to believe in in in the

religion the only sin that you can commit that that will send you to hell and that there's no you can't be absolved from is come is taking your own life, right? Right. Okay, so there was this woman who was severely depressed. They didn't know about mental illness back then. You know what I mean? Who was severely depressed. The first scene is crazy, but she just, and I didn't, if I had known this was the first scene, I probably wouldn't even have watched it,

but she just picks up this infant, walks over to a waterfall and just throws it out over the waterfall. Okay They behead her but she's absolved from her sins because she didn't kill herself even though that's what she wanted She wanted but she knows she'd go to hell. So she killed the baby. So they basically it's suicide by proxy. It's like Exactly exactly, right? So so this is a real thing where a woman did this because um Right, so this woman did so now this these women who were living in this like depressed time It became a thing where they would do they would kill someone

So they would be absolved from their sin so they could just go to heaven because they wanted to kill themselves so badly But they were too scared to go to hell. Oh my god. Yeah, bro. That's what this movie's about That's what this was and so that happens in the first scene and then the movie is about this woman Who kind of learns about it and then goes through this mental depression and turmoil to where she devolves into becoming exactly what she saw. Oh my god, this sounds better than the other two bullshit movies. I'm good. I'm a good storyteller, but dude, oh my god, this, it was, I mean, bro, it is so boring

and so dark and hard to watch and I'm the man for watching it, dude. I mean, I watched through it, and I'm a fucking, I am a buff, I'm a film buff. Sin-fi, Sin-fi. Sin-fi. But some of these dark, the one that they're remaking with McAvoy. Well, that's gonna be very Hollywood version.

Oh, but that's- Which one? That movie's so fucked up, dude. Which one? But you can tell in the, in the Hollywood, it's called Speak the Wheel. You can tell in the preview. There's no way they're not gonna change the ending. Cause can tell in the holly, it's called Speak the Wheel. No. There's no way they're not gonna change the ending. Cause the little boy.

I know, that's what I'm saying. You can tell in the preview that they changed it too much. Oh, I don't think they changed, no, listen. No, I disagree with you. No. I think that he's, like, this couple's gonna be crazy, he's already expressing that. Yeah.

Just like those people were. But what I'm saying is, they're not gonna change the ending. They're not gonna change what happened. They might not,, and that makes it like I thought it was really messed up Speak No Evil is one of the top ten best movies I've ever seen ever ever ever It's it's unbelievable. You know, wait, you really I agree with you and and at the end That's what I hit you up at the end. You see that that at the end and you go, I wish I hadn't seen this. Yes, of course.

Now there's two moments in this movie. You guys are like the new Siskel and Ubee. I know, it's too much and then we'll talk about vaccinations or something. So there's two. Ha I'll be in Memphis. There's two moments in the movie that are violent and they're really kind of quick kind of things, they're scenes, but that's it.

Other than that, in Speak No Evil. Other than that, no violence, it's just like what's going on? But, but in Speak No Evil, the American version that's coming out very soon, right? You can tell there's a lot of scenes where a lot of violence and shit. Do you think so? I think so. Oh I think so. I hope not interesting take Chris No, because I really think like the reveal the reveal of that movie is just when something is just like So fucked up like that movie, Speak No Evil is the darkest.

It's beyond. So like when you watch that, and then they're gonna remake it. When I saw that I was like, oh God, I just, I don't wanna watch it. I know where it's gonna go. So you almost wanna see that how, how were they gonna get there?

I wanna see how they get there. Yeah man. All right, so anyway, don't shit. One will find out. It was a hoax, right? What? We'll go back to Dr. W get there. I'm always be a man. All right, so anyway, don't one will find out It was a hoax right? What we'll go back to talk away bring up old shit vaccines. All right, I brought up movies. That's all 19. I'm kidding Bro I I saw him do this by the way, he did it a few times, right? Cuz I don't see this video. He did it once and everybody thought it was fake and yesterday

He did it or this weekend. He did it once and everybody thought it was fake and yesterday he did it, or this weekend he did it, two cars in a row. He got banned from YouTube. Why? Temporarily for dangerous acts. You can't encourage kids to do this because my eight year old's gonna try this with my fucking lightning and die.

Why is there a cop there? Because he like set it up to close off the road. Oh God. Oh that says speed. Is this what I gotta do to get subscribers? subscribers you know the thing that everybody's talking about huge What's his name? Yeah, God dog The timing have you guys seen?

What everybody's talking about the French pole vaulter who's yeah that big dick that big floppy dick It's funny people so him and the swimmer they're trying to get to do porn this only fans means oh there's a swimmer to this just like it's ridiculous yeah it's oh really I didn't know but this guy wasn't even gonna place well he plays here it's so funny what if funny? I can't believe this never has happened by the way. They make it by this much all the time. Not everyone has a big dick like that.

Normally people with big dicks are doing something better than pole vaulting. They're playing basketball. Look at it right there. Take a nap right there on the thing. Let me get a quick nap before we go down. One of the gymnasts last night hit her asshole right on the fucking thing. She fell off asshole just, hee hee hee. What I hate about that, I didn't even want to bring it up, it's just that every, there's so many terrible videos of comics and people trying to be funny about the about the pole vault thing

Well, I'm just like I haven't seen it really bad takes on it Just just after you sing one take that's it all the same and then it's just like well the funniest thing that happened Was the the thing that had happened nobody's gonna have a funnier take yeah, then the fact that that happened It did that's the funny part. You know it's funny cuz he'snier take than the fact that that happened. That's the funny part. It's funny because he's worked his entire life for that moment and his big dick fucked it all up. You have a good one. That's it. I know how he feels.

Oh God. Michelle Obama's face on it. Her face on the way down is hilarious. Look at it. You know what I always find? What I find strange when you're watching the Olympics is that you see the gymnast Her face on the way down is hilarious, look. You know what I always find? That's so dumb. What I find strange when you're watching the, like if you're watching the Olympics

and you see like the, it's the gymnast, right? And they have like the uneven bars. So like they show it, right? And you're like, oh wow, right? And then the coach walks into screen and you go, you really see how little they are. They're tiny. Like it's so ridiculous.

It's so ridiculous though. Cause I remember as a kid, my mom loved the Olympics, so you're watching, and you thought these uneven bars were like this gin Oh my bad. Just watch her next to this guy. Hey, take it easy bro She's 411 this guy's six foot He looks like shag crazy. That's crazy That's crazy. Oh my god. She's dick dick. Hi She's like a sledge of her husband's a straight-up NFL. I know I know big dude taking notes and shit. Um, so Yeah Cuz she wanted to go Holy shit, but the fact that those are both humans So Yeah Holy shit the fact that those are both humans No, no, Jack is huge bro. Jack's 7-4. Yeah, that's not fake for 10. That's not fake

ABC News Well, they would never lie. There we go, and we're back. Vaccines. No, um. Kamala Harris. The, yeah, it's, what was the? How's the portfolio, Eric? Two weeks ago, you said. Oh, I know.

First of all, it goes up, it goes down. Are you talking about stocks? It goes up, it goes down. Yeah, it goes up, it goes down. Cause he was like stocks are crushing crushing it. And then they are. I go, yesterday I looked at a thing, I go, oh, fuck. Yeah, but then you'll look again in six months and it'll be like, oh, wow.

They always come back. It'll be fine. It'll be fine. By the dip. It always, that's how the market works. Recessions coming. Recessions coming. And by the way, and I'm glad you brought this up.

It's nuanced. It's nuanced, it's not black and white, okay? If you're somebody, and everybody should do this. When I was in, when I first started working, I had a financial guy come to the job, he was talking to everybody, and he was like, look man, let me show you something. If you put $25 a month away when you first started working,

this is what it would be now. And I always start that like, oh my God, I should have done this. That's what I'm saying, like, you don't have to have a lot of money, but put some money away. But if you are someone that has money in mutual bonds and stocks and what they,

that stuff's doing all right. But for the people that can't do that, and you have to spend your money on eggs and gas and all that kind of stuff, yeah, it's hard for you. Oh yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah.

But it's nuanced. It's awful. Yeah, but I'm saying it's not like when you say when they Say that you know the economy is good. It's a nuanced discussion. Yeah, but these idiots All right, right these idiots like idiots fucking idiots. They came after you I'm sorry. That's me. Yeah, I have a bunch of fake account All I'm saying is like it's a nuanced thing so I encourage everyone like whatever bank you bank with go talk to a financial advisor so you could

even if you only put in a thousand dollars away a year think about in ten years that's money that you could use for something. What happened they hit you up and said oh not everyone can. Yeah it's all about oh you think the economy's doing you know it's like all kinds of nonsense. Cause I said the economy's bad and he's like I'm actually crushing right that kind of me and I knew I said that's not what I said yeah you said exactly what I said if you have money in the stock market if you have bonds if you have mutual funds if you have a 401k if you have an IRA if you have those kinds of things that are long-term investments uh-huh yeah you're doing

okay this girl trying to get to Connors. Is Connors a Hells Angel now? That's Connors, Jesus Christ. I saw this, I was like, oh, he's never fighting again. Well, he's a movie star now, after that movie. They are doing part two, but he's supposed to fight in December, and then Chandler was talking shit about him.

Well, he's dead in the movie. Yeah. He dies in Roadhouse? Yeah, doesn't he die? I don't know. Yeah, but he's gonna, doesn't he die? I don't know. Yeah, but he's gonna be involved in part two? I don't know. Maybe he's not dead.

It could make a prequel, dude. I don't know if we're gonna get him fighting in December, though. Ghost of Connor. And then he talks shit to Chandler, and then he's like, you know what, fuck you, I'm gonna fight Max Holloway. Unless he loves fighting.

Which he does. Okay, but I'm just saying. He has too much money, though, too much money. I'm saying, unless he loves it, he shouldn't do it anymore saying I'm saying unless he loves it he shouldn't do it anymore I'm with you yeah it's like you're but he doesn't know anybody anything no I know I'm saying but in terms of this video right here I mean if you're this guy now you're looking around 75 people got their cameras oh dude I guess so it's like even all the fun of everything like this

yeah it's not even this girl's fault like she shouldn't feel bad he's just kind of like in my life girl if there were nobody here. Yeah Why is he trying to fuck? Yeah? Yeah, why is he dressed like that? Those Mike? Oh cuz he can do whatever he wants I guess that's crazy, but that's how I'm gonna dress And he probably didn't even pay for that stuff some company said hey, can you wear this yeah? I just said I just said yeah, but I just said that, I just said that. I just said that, but I'm me. It is the daytime and it is fucking.

It's 110 out there. That is Sturgis. I have no pants on. Oh, that's why he's dressed like that. He's a hell of an angel. What is what? Sturgis bike rally. Oh, I didn't.

I dressed exactly the same. Oh, and BKFC was there. That's why he did it. The BKFC killer? BKFC bare-knuckle fighting championship is their biggest live crowd ever at Sturgis. Cool. What about are you into the slapping shit? Oh dude I hate that shit. I saw one that was great though these two black guys and they just kept talking smack to each other. Yeah. Right

after the guy smacked him he was like, and then the other guy hit him. I can't watch that shit it bothers me. You know? Yeah, I don't get it. I don't, you know what I don't like about it? I don't like the buildup. I don't like the buildup. I don't like this thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, where they're practicing and they're all. Yeah, yeah. It should just be. There's nothing you can do. It should be, you got four seconds to hit this motherfucker or you're disqualified. You should step up. When you see a big golf.

Yeah, it should be like this. This is how it really should go. Smack, smack. It's like it's golf. Yeah, it should be like this. This is how it really should go. Smack, smack. Oh, yeah. That'd be cool. You know? As many as you can get. Yeah.

Instead of the whole, like, yeah. Have you seen Car Jiu Jitsu? Yes. That's hilarious. Have you? Car Jiu Jitsu? Oh, bro, Eric will have a field day with this. Car f***ing each other up.

Yeah. It's really funny. Those are great things in movies. Have you guys seen Dada? Look at this. Oh, great things in movies, yeah, yeah. They're like a movie scene. Yeah, there's really funny. Those are great things in movies. Have you guys seen... Look at this. Oh, great things in movies. Yeah. They're like a movie scene. Yeah, movie scenes. These are great.

One of the greatest one ever is in... Deadpool. No. In... Look at this. Isn't this funny? This is so funny. They start buckled in and they have to unbuckle.

This is because of movies They start buckled in and they have to unbuckle. Points may be awarded during the match, but have no bearing on the outcome. This is because of movies. It takes a submission to win the round at Karjitzu Championship. Karjitzu! They'll take the... Yeah, I know, I try to choke him. It's so funny. And possibly send death to decide a winner. I didn't know there was backseat competition. I won in the backseat division.

Was that a girl versus a guy? Yeah, I think so. Karjitzu! So my Karjitzu, I looked think so my card was different called BangBuzz The guy always wins The woman gets the prize It's come when okay. Give me a she said it at what point did you like, or did you always know that it was fake? Bang bus?

The fuck are you talking about? Bang bus? Yeah, I did. That's not a real bus? Vibing. When did you know? I'm always in Hollywood like, what the fuck? I always knew it was, I always knew it was fake.

And I always wished it was real. Because that's hot. No, but all of those. I would say five years ago five years ago casting couch I never thought I never thought any of it was real for a second. Well, no, the realtor ones real That was the biggest one ever. Hey, I'm My favorite one that they do that I think it's well I say it's new I don't know. I really honestly don't watch that much porn, so I don't know how long it's been around. I do watch porn. I'm not trying to be like, oh, which porn?

But is the one where they do, I forget what it's called, but they full on have full on conversations while fucking. It's not for me, but it's so funny. on conversations while fucking. It's not for me, but it's so funny. Did you sign the... Bro? It's called something. Marriage.

Yeah, yeah. No, marriage you wouldn't be fucking. But it's... Suddenly want to be looking at each other. What the fuck is it called? Eye free, ice, oh man it's too funny. Ah fuck. That's the bars of that Black Mirror episode where like you know they have the things like

they can look at, have memories you know. Then there's a scene where these two couples are having sex and they're clearly thinking about... Oh yeah, someone else yeah. What the hell is it called? It sounds terrible though. Yeah. No it's not good to like... Conversational or something? Hilarious. No it's like free use or something. Type in free use porn. It's free use. It is? This is so funny. Look at the second top comment. What I Think it's oh There you go. I'm a happy. Um, I'm at oh you said it. Oh, that's hilarious What a weird genre

Dude, they need to find it. I guess somebody I mean dude, there's car jitsu. Yeah They don't that it's once something successful. It's over for one category It's just become a thing where you just kind of want to go why I got to see what this is You know, I've never watched the cartoon like the family guy porn. Oh, yeah the weird like Or they do shit like the Simpsons though or the do like the Anna Anna anime Chirk off to him. Hey my favorite site used to be E fuck. Remember E fuck? No I don't know that one. Oh my god this was porn bloopers. Oh were the girls licking his ass and he farts in her face? That kind of stuff yeah. I don't like that shit. My shit is about. My favorite is

but I shouldn't say this cuz this is terrible But the one is like it's always a porn chick just breaking down in the middle of realizing. She's doing a porn Wow Is it called reality check? No, it's it's crazy. No, I'm in the middle Guys like yeah! That's his genre? Yeah dude, but it's a website called E-Fucked Oh, it's part of the bloopers? Yeah But it's real! Oh fuck, really?

That's like the devil's bath, you're like, ohhhh Yes! Yes man, cause I always turn my leg out and you're like Of course! Yeah, oh fuck And it's real real and it's real yeah well that part's real but have you seen the one where it's like directors cut and it's the girl talking about the scene and when Tyrone came in you know yeah and then they have

one called pain oh pain oh Jesus yeah I don't know that one either no but this is on the fuck it's a category okay and. And it's like when, you know, they didn't know they were, like anal happens by accident in a porno and it happens. Oh really? Yeah, because if a dude's like, he's crushing it. Really? Dick pops up and then pow,

and the girls are like, ah! This is unfair. I didn't mean to do that. Ah! Anytime there needs to be a oomph. One time I did it, I was having sex and then I pulled out and then by mistake I hit the tip of my penis in the back of her head. It was crazy dude. Were you fucking Simone Biles? Is that what her life was?

I was one of the volleyball players, real tall. It's a basketball player? It was a guy? The women's speech volleyball Okay, dude volleyball is so fucking hard these motherfuckers jumping around in sand. Yes. It's crazy. That's wild Yeah, but these girls they only get three times to hit it. I'd need no but have you have 15 You know the gymnast you know how like the gym and I've exhausted Why about some really exciting sport? I love it. Yeah. Yeah, it's alright But have you seen with the gymnast you know usually our gymnast or whatever seen the Brazilians? Oh, that's hilarious

just my father-in-law was like They look different than the the Americans. I was like, yeah, it's some bullshit. He's like, no, just leave it Let's just see what's going on here. I'm like, oh, I know what's going on here. But I see what's crazy, bro. But I see you. It's hard to have a butt when you're doing all that cardio. Cardio? Yeah. Well, the sprinters do.

That's cool. No, the sprinters do, yeah. Not that one right there. No, no, no. Most of the gymnasts do, too, because they're short. You've never seen a midget with a flat ass. Right, right, right, right, right, right. Yeah, it's just way down there. It's just way down there. Yeah. No, no most of Jim is due to because they're short like, you know, you never seen a midget with a flat Yes, it's just way down there. Yeah, it's all built up my ass is underground

Booty just pops out. Yeah, have you ever thought about like at all? You ever think you're getting a bb myself? No that if you saw a little person You ever seen a little part like a girl and be? Yeah, and be into it? Here's my thing. It's all about proportion. If you're proportionate. Oh, I know what you're saying. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah. Like Simone Biles is considered a small person

under five foot, right? That small person? I don't know. I think you're legally, like, whatever. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Well, you can get a tax credit at a certain is kind of under five foot no as an adult No, I know I think it's like I think under five. I don't know like that. It's kind of it's I mean, it's a weird height But a shack that's how it is for everyone though, you know, but if you're a guy under five nine, don't you get in that?

Considered small person. Hey guys in that considered small person. Hey, guys, for 10, by the way, he's right here for 10 is 410. So Simone Biles is right, right at the 10 is the thing where you get attacked. Imagine work. But imagine being like you're you're 411

and you're not getting you're not getting any benefits. I saw take your shoes off. I saw a guy. I talked about this on another podcast, but I saw I just just to let you know, because this is funny. I saw a guy that was a little person I saw, just to let you know, because this is funny, I saw a guy

that was a little person, midget, whatever the fuck you call him, he was at the airport, and his carry-on was a stool. Oh no. Why? What do you mean why? What?

What? What? What type you mean why? What? What? What? What type of question is that? If you weren't a fighter, he would have hit you. Dude, he didn't have a bag. He didn't have a bag, he just, in case he needed to get something. I'm all about it.

Short people problems, man. But know what it was? So sexy that that dude was doing that. Yeah. Because he didn't give a fuck. He had a leather jacket. I was like this. I was like this midget. That's big dick energy right there.

He's like a motherfucking man, dude. He walks up to a chick and he goes, hold on a second. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yep, yep. Baby, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. Then right in her eyes. Yep, still shorter than her though. Ha ha! Yo, what's up, baby?

Dude, fuck it. Dude, fuck it. Hold on, go ahead. Imagine, after all that, you still Dude, fuck it. Dude, fuck it. Hold on, baby. Imagine, after all that, and you still gotta go like this. Come here, like this. Yo, come here, girl. Come on, grab some time, give me your number. She gives you her number, you go like this.

See you later. Jump up. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Hell yeah, nice dog. He had a stool? That's hilarious. He had a stool and That's why he had a story yet. That's don't put it up in the carry-on for

Yeah, yeah, they came he put that something for me yeah Why uses the stool to get in put it up to get it to in the car? Yeah, he's to do this real quick. Ooh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

You're so stupid. Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom. He's going to hang on the thing. He's hanging. He's hanging. He's hanging. He's all. And wait, hey, you're in the aisle just looking at this.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're in the aisle just looking at this. He's all. You want me to just do it, man? We're all going to hell. When they say like, so, like when they land late and they're like, so we have people trying to make their connections.

So can only the people who have connections be getting up and the rest of the way, and definitely, definitely the midget don't, it's gonna take way too long. Can somebody, he's just like, click, he's gonna climb on the midget don't it's gonna take way too long we're so going to hell dude you just use dental floss so he could fucking wherever he goes terrible we're gonna hell this guy's a fan is it's terrible. Miss, what is this? She ate shit?

Oh, she fell? You got one job, lady. Walking, huh? It's a super easy job, too. It's not like you're a plumber. Helping Hands Club, Delight Ministries, and the Student Dance Association. Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. What'd I miss, what'd I miss? She popped the fuck up. Oh, really? She's a member of the Alpha Epsilon Delta Helping Hands Club, Delight Ministries, See ya. and the Student Dancers Association. Look, yeah!

Oh, that's cool. That was cool, how she did that though. Like that she's okay. But that is, um. But that's, I just know that, would they go through all this? She's backstage crying. Yeah, that sucks.

Oh, her mom probably shot her, yeah. Well, now she's famous, probably. Yeah. Her mom did suicide by proxy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like a horse that breaks its leg. Just, you have to die now. Choo.

Lay down, sweetheart. So wait. Did you see the Kelsey Grammifall, right? No. I think Kelsey Grammifall was one of the first times I laughed till I cried watching something on the internet. I mean this was 99. Where was he at? Not 99, but he was rehearsing for something. Just do Kelsey Grammifall. I think it was like the Emmys or Grammys or something. The funniest part about this, let me just pause it. The funniest part about this is how he reacts

after he's in the pit to me. Go ahead. Small world pretending I was a UN interpreter. What? What? What? Oh. Watch her.

Oh, I swear to God. I think I'm. Wow, that's really, really bad. Look at that. I think I'm This what you don't do get up man, oh yeah I think I Did that after this that's so funny dude that was so that that I that was you know looking back now I've seen so many funnier fucking falls on the internet but back then I was the first one I saw and oh my god I was crying yeah cuz now people are falling on purpose well just for likes that I show

speed what is speed guy what is it I speed dude that's something I I I hate watching shit like that cuz in your mind you think is numbered well and and and and why what are you doing this for well what do you do next Russian roulette this is the hardest I've ever left. Oh really? Okay. Stone cold to flare in seconds. What's that mean? Oh. Please don't knock those together. Holy shit! Jesus!

Jesus! Friday stop! Friday stop! Woo! Jesus! Don't knock those! Woo! Did he swallow, did he swallow glass?

In the beginning, someone goes, please don't So careful The guy so careful He's doing the stone cold bit then does Rick flair I don't think this is punching down at all cuz I think that's awesome Yeah Also everyone's equal punching down doesn't exist I'm surprised it even is on the internet still if it's one of those things that people are gonna be like, oh you can't do this anymore You know what I mean? They're also so strong

Wow these comments Yeah, some guys what are you stupid I don't get the flare thing Rick Cuz he did stone colds whole things this with the Bears then chugs them got it But he did so cold makes, Ric Flair. Woo! Oh, got it. Because he did Stone Cold's whole thing's this with the bears then chugs them. Got it, got it. But he did Stone Cold mixed with Ric Flair. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Woo! Got it, wow.

It doesn't make sense. And now there's glass in the pool. Otherwise it would have made sense. That's it, Nick. I believe so. Yeah. All right, guys. Five more minutes.

What's the most famous, like what's the number one fall on the internet? Well, I mean, I mean the most recent would be what Luke Bryant fell at his concert He popped up though. Some of them are really funny though Like the the ladder the QVC ladder where he posted my own eight shit I mean got my false Taylor Swift Beyonce this smashing grapes one. Oh Smashing grapes one. Oh You know it that's the most viral fall

I was done away, bro. She gets into she's like look at me. Oh god. You know what it is You know what it is, dude. She deserves it Oh, you know what it is. You know what it is dude. She deserves it It's the best part. It's why chamber sin grapes and the winner this Saturday And then look they stop and then Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, fucking good one. Oh, I, oh, stop, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I think this I think the best fall one. Oh, dear is maybe for me the the the qvc ladder But it's if there's two of them. It's one of them. That is the best one. Okay, not that okay the second one, bro This is first of all this invention is so stupid. Yes stop these mice I was one ab's hurt and I've been it's a very easy that station I was gonna operate just push the buttons in right here on the two

Two little buttons. It's a ladder push them in and that will release it and what right here push the button in that releases it and then after you let go it locks. I'm so happy I'm seeing this. So really you're all set. This is tough. Listen, give you an example. Why? Say you have a you know you have to get up on the wall or high ceiling vault. Hey listen, just walk right up and I tell you it's very safe It's durable and light weight Now it's locked in place, okay, so really You have to lock it once you lock it to rotate but

It is very safe to operate. Oh my God. It's so hard. It is very safe if you lock it. Oh my God. Come on, bro. No, that guy. He's the shape of the-

I'm gonna tell you something right now. Whoever the manager is, whoever the manager is of this place, they let people know, I don't care what happens, you stay with it. I love that the numbers are coming So fucked up the whole thing look at his foot, dude The levels of this one are phenomenal because the invention is idiot you you could just Face value it's idiotic already funny and then the second it caves in and the show

He's like see now it's locked in place But he knows he's fun. That's the part he goes to, you know what? I didn't lock it in place. Now it's locked. And he falls. I didn't lock it in place. She goes, you're scaring me. Now it's locked in place. And her stupid dress. That foot, bro.

Everything about it is great. The cut to the thing, the stock footage. I love that he's on the ground, and he's up like this. And he goes, the stock footage. I love it, I love it. He's on the ground, he's up like this, and he goes, you know what, I didn't lock that in place. Yo, yeah, buddy! He's on the ground like this, I didn't lock that in place. Right.

She goes, you're scaring me. That's almost, yeah. I don't know, the great one, fuck, say too. They're all great, I mean, those were great. They were they're all great. I mean those are great. Oh, no What I'm saying is that's what the internet was I know that now real moment now it's so now it's like I know I just Don't believe things. So I don't know. Yeah now it's not fun. We like I must have got hurt Yeah, he's scorpion just full scorpion I wonder how many was sold

God damn it Dave. Hello. Although collectively at the call center. Hello. Hello. Yeah, I love is one of my favorites You know this one right? No, one of my favorites Oh, yeah, this is what he reacts and this has a great cut to to I watch this on my pocket. I've seen it four times. I've never seen my podcast sound samurai swords Go to the piece of that. No go to the beginning The guy they cut to is great too. Oww! That hurt!

That hurt big time. A piece of that just the tip just got me Odell. Where'd it get him? Oh, that got me good. You alright? Look at the guy. Look at the guy tip just got me Look at oh right now We

May need a merchant Just the fucking boom operator, you know, we might be Emergency surgery studio. This is way like never seen these. This is when, I've seen that one. Oh, okay. That one at least sells the product though. It's a sharp knife. Have you seen the one, have you seen the one where the guy, it's like Denver, Denver dumb friends league.

I'm not sure which one it is, but it's a cop and he's trying to give away a cap. Oh yeah, that one's great. And he gets his, and he gets his nose. We watched that one here. He gets his nose. Oh, that one is so funny. He's all, he's just a very nice guy. We watched that one here. He gets his nuts. Oh, that one is so funny.

He's all, he shows the very nice, yeah! Oh, that's funny. I love when that kind of stuff happens. Oh, when it's live? Yeah. Yeah, as long as nobody dies, and you know they're recovered. Well, the one sad one, again, back to Denver Night News,

is when they're giving away dogs, you know, they do it every Friday, and it's a pit bull. And she's like, look, who wouldn't want this thing? She's like, am I right? Rips her lip off, live on air, y'all. Yeah. Check please. Cut, the next day, yeah, we had to kill Fluffy.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fluffy's now dead. Yeah, Spot's dead. Good ending on a sour note. Speaking of sour note, I'll be in Memphis. Good luck. The worst. August 23rd through the 25th.

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