The Golden Hour - Guilty Pleasures | The Golden Hour #128 w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: April 18, 2025

The boys talk Joey Diaz stories, Chris' thoughts on comedian Modi Rosenfeld's controversial George Bush bit, the viral video of Jeff Bezos tripping and "face-planting" after the Blue Origin space flight returned, Katy Perry and Gayle King being on the all female flight, a Jury #2 film review, Chris' Gladiator II and Sing Sing film review, the controversy with Mickey Rourke and JoJo Siwa on Big Brother, guilty pleasures, Jon Lajoie's Jesus and Satan podcast interview and much more! Get two extra episodes every month at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcastDraftKings - Download the DraftKings Pick Six app NOW and use code GOLDEN. That’s code GOLDEN for new customers to play $5, get $50 in Pick 6 credits.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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You just got a jujitsu hoodie? That's it man. It's just a company now? No. It's just... But from who made it though? Jiu-Jitsu, the Jiu-Jitsu gods. The Jiu-Jitsu gods made it? You get your black belt and they send you one of these. Oh wow. It would make sense, everybody does merch now. Yeah, and there's just, why not? That's pretty cool because it's got the belt colors and then,

Yeah, I know, it's simple. It's not too much in your face. Should I get the karate one? There's not like a skull with flames on it. I would get it and it would just have the white and then the blue one on it, and the blue would be faded out and then mainly I'm white that'd be cool is this is this these the things for all the martial arts just everyone follows the no no

just the Jiu-Jitsu's I thought karate had the same shit yeah they got yellow and different oh yeah I don't know maybe just some karate and then kids belt Jiu-Jitsu is like white green orange It's all different right but for the majority of the jiu-jitsu and generals white blue purple brown a good combination of colors You know it is nice So we're here now I'll be in Denver coming up I'll be in Cheyenne I'll be in Boston Savannah Atlanta New York. Kansas City Comedy Club.

Go to chrisaleah.com, don't go to Eric. Oh, I just booked St. Louis, the club there. Kansas City this weekend. Is that a helium? Yeah, yeah. Kansas City this weekend everybody, come check me out. Kansas City Comedy Club this weekend.

I opened that club, it's one of the worst experiences I've ever had. Really, why? It's way better now. No, no, no, I know the guy knows what he's doing. He was in St. Louis, I opened that, and Joey Diaz warned me about St. Louis, and I was like, hey, no, dude, I went.

And security, they were just chilling, we were having some issues, you know, it was rough, man, it was rough. And security goes, you the one that can fight? I went, buddy, but I'm not clocking in for fighting right now Yeah, you get these jokes off. I was so stressed man. So you know what? That's why you say that cuz I remember doing it was like a funny bone or something back What I did st. Louis at the time though like Trump had just won. This is crazy the first time

Yeah, so that but this is what I found in the crowd It was like it was either some really angry liberal in the crowd who was like just mad or offended, and then there'll be some really upset conservative person. It was just a weird energy. You can feel it, too. You can feel it. You can get out there like, ooh.

I know, it's like, why are y'all here? Yeah. I was in Portland, Maine, and that is so liberal. I mean, their flags are everywhere. The LGBTQ flags are everywhere, dude. And I was like, I have jokes that are, I hope they're funny. And it went well.

But it was just like, you can, it's weird how. But it must feel good for you, because when you touch down there, you're the manliest guy in the city Like you are there's a few chicks that are more manly than me there, but I um Yeah, yeah, it's it's it's pretty pretty Well, you know, there's there's the there's the fishermen that are kind of like the older dudes that are yeah, but they're doing their thing Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're doing what on the mainland? Yeah, they're pretty manly. But...

Like we're catching cod. What the fuck you talking about? Sometimes I don't know why, if you are such a political, in your life, if politics were your life, if your identity, if the social stuff is your identity. Good luck, man. I just don't know if comedy is the spot for you to go to.

Also, I feel bad, you must be exhausted. You must be exhausted! Like I had to take my cell, I feel bad, you must be exhausted. You must be exhausted. Like I had to take my cell, I'm like, bro, I'm out. I was watching. Like I'll pay attention a little bit, but I gotta back out. I was watching. Why am I stressed over this?

You know, I never watched comedy clips, but I came across, you know, Modi. Right. Yeah, yeah, I love that dude. And he's been in the game forever. He had this old reel that popped up that was from 2001. And so I was like oh man he's so young there I started watching and he's making fun of George

Bush after 9-eleven and everyone was laughing and I was like wow dude you can't really do that anymore and not just be yeah funny right you're not just funny because you're polarizing yeah it was this and it was just it it was weird though cuz I watched this You know, he's he's funny. He's great. But like You played or not doesn't matter but Like already if you saw this now you'd be like alright motherfucker here we go You also have the words on the bottom right Rumsfeld said there's and co-op pals go in there And every once in a while if you look real good they messed around with George Bush

President George Bush today said America has seen the face of evil nothing gets by him So like you know but like this now People would I mean if this is about, the comments under it would be insane. Yeah, you could do it though. No, no, no, you, yeah, and people do, but I'm just saying, yeah, but it's like that's, you know what? It's, it's, I think it'd be fine live, but I think online. Yeah, so that's what it is. It's online. It's like Yankees Red Sox. Yeah, it's not that comedy has changed. Comedy has changed, but it's not that it has changed, it's that the culture and the, yeah. Yeah, it's crazy. It was weird.

It was weird. It made me feel, yeah, it made me feel a bunch of different things. I was like sad. You know, but I don't, here's the thing though. I'm complex, yeah. But I feel like, you know, one thing I say about George Bush, he had a great sense of humor. Oh yeah, he was fun, yeah.

That guy was hilarious. Like I remember that, do you ever see that one where he was like talking about, you know, the weapons of mass destruction and he goes Couldn't find He just like you know, yeah, yeah, I mean the promise you didn't take you too serious Well, right. Yeah about like what was it? It might have been September 11 something he's got and's golfing, he goes, now watch this. That was the best one he ever did. Now watch this drive.

Yeah. I don't even know if he meant to be. You're like, bro, thousands of people have died. He's like, yeah, no doubt, watch this drive. Well, I mean, if that happened now, it would be all the news for a day, but it would be like, oh my God. This guy's insane.

You must stop the terror. I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers Thank you now watch this drive Cuts great to how it goes right to it Now watch this drive But you know what but he's dead behind the eyes. It's also like he's so callous to it He's like, you know, but we gotta stop the war watch this drive though

No, but yeah, but I think too in that moment. It's like he's so callous to it. He's like you know nobody else stop the war watch his drive though No, but yeah, but I think too in that moment. It's like he's like You're on vacation. Yeah I know but that's what I'm saying, but but in your head you're like I can't even have a moment Yeah, but I think motherfuckers try you are the president but also yes still but also That that is one of those things that Just because just because that happened doesn't mean he's not doing a good job whether he's doing a good job or not Yeah, you can still do that. Yeah and still take care of your shit, but the public don't fuck with no like oh hell No, no, no. Oh you oh you drinking a cola. Yeah. Yeah, like you should be working. I gotta

I'll tell you the good thing that saves all this is Jeff Bezos Put Katy Perry and his wife. Thank God space. Thank God and dude and they they changed the world leave him there dude Yeah, I think yesterday or today dude them hoes got off there like they fucking were on Apollo fucking 13 these hoes got off there Katy Perry kissed the ground. Bitch, they went straight up, straight down, 11 minutes. It was only 11 minutes? 11 minutes. Also, it would be like me getting on a ride at like Splash Mountain.

I mean like I did it and people cheering. You didn't do shit. Ah, it's still cool. How's it different? Ah, it's still cool. I'm a sucker. Here's the thing though, man. I saw this and I was ready to hate

and look, they're acting like women and shit. And they're like, oh my God. But like. All this was built by men. they just jumped in in yoga pants and went straight up straight down and with oh Bravo Queens well this is Jeff Bates oh his wife is like I'm so bored he's like go to space bitch. It doesn't matter you didn't build any of your trucks. Yeah yeah yeah who cares. Yeah I do. Ford built those trucks. No no no, no, some I built. Oh, from the- But I'm not-

From the ground up, you built them? Yeah, yeah, my hummer dead. But I'm not expecting to get out and you guys applaud. We do? Yeah, we do. No one does? Yes, we do. Brandi.

Brandi, shot. Oh, here he is, our golden hour. This is amazing. And then I kiss the ground like I can't- That would be great. I can't. And then Jeff Bezos wife goes, where's the kids? Bro, like 20 people have been in space

They're the same spot you left them 10 minutes ago, but they get over things quick. That's why she's already thinking about like oh No, she was like thank God. I made it. Where's the kids bro? Wait wait wait, brother? I don't know man guys guys guys guys Can you imagine if he's talking I'm Would have blown up That's what I was thinking about Thing is scary cuz cuz a SpaceX or and those other things they just had a thing blow up I know yes a few months ago, so I was thinking oh my god cuz they're going to space

I'm like bitches went to the top of the earth I know impact that break the a bro. They went straight up look man I and this is a promise inside and you hoes are part of the problem Oh my this is very this is bro. Katy Perry's done Getting chunky for a little while listen man on American Idol. Yeah, dude. She was listen man So right mention American Idol, dude, I listen hold on Disney week you piece of shit, but wait though We jelly roll Listen, hold on. It's Disney week you piece of shit. But wait though. Tell him, Brittany. Bro, it's Disney. We have Jelly Roll and Josh Groban.

A whole new world. And Josh Groban. Josh Brolin? That's what I want for American Idol. Chris is Thanos. And also Oprah's best friend So they're doing an interview with our kill I'm basically Gail I'm basically Gail I'm Gail This is my life! So did you pee on those girls? Did you pee?

Pissed one by... Their whole campaign was take up space? I think... I think you're missing the point here. Like this is an accomplishment. No, it's still... I think you're missing the fact that it's amazing. We can go to space.

They do this all the time. I understand. But but but they even go to space. Normal people don't do it all the time. Normal people, which of course, I understand they're not normal people. And it comes to society. But they're not astronauts. They did nothing. That's the point. This is not an accomplishment. but they're in yoga pants But are they acting well the first of all they're in the fucking spacesuits. So they're not they're yoga pants

Okay, hold on, but they're the the fact that they were the amazing to me I think it's oh we were Bezos built but aren't they acting more like oh we were able to get to do this No, they're not I feel like they're not Accomplishment what do you have to say to do this. No. They're not acting like they accomplished anything. No they aren't. What's an accomplishment? What do you have to say to the women around the world? She's kissing a daisy. Well once you turn it into a woman it's annoying. Kisses the ground.

Our whole slogan's taking up space. What? Yeah but she. Can we talk about something else? The technology in this is amazing because this is another form of travel that they were thinking about doing. So instead of like, so instead of planes flying someplace, right, the plan instead of like so instead of that's no fun

Instead of planes flying someplace right the the plan was then like so this is the earth Yeah, and then the ship goes yeah The earth rotates to where you want to go and then the ship comes down and lands where you want to be a title It's flat. That was one of the So, you know as it rotates, you know So you know as it rotates you know if that was a flight take longer though for free away for the whole earth to change no no because it's spinning it's pretty fast oh and then also you're up there yeah yeah if they want to make a change they should put like Bryce Bryce Mitchell up there like real flat earth

there's like Eddie Bravo and they should put fucking all those boys up there imagine they spent all that money to put Eddie Bravo up there. The girl from- Gale King? Who Gale's a fuck? No, I know, but Gale King, yeah. No, no, not gonna Eddie Bravo. I'm just saying, that's hilarious that they spent all that money to put just Eddie Bravo up there.

Well, they're gonna do it no matter what. Who? So, like, Jeff Bezos is doing this. He's doing, he's just put those hoes in there to keep them busy. Something to talk about. No, no, no, no, no. Okay, you're missing the point. Yeah, you are missing the point, bro.

You really are off base. I disagree. But it's okay. No, no, the point is this.. Okay, you're missing the point. Yeah, you are missing the point bro. You really are off base. I disagree. No, no, the point is this. You guys are the point. No, no, no to your point. This is what the amazing part about it is. Jeff Bezos says he trusts this technology and stuff so much. Yeah, he sent his wife up. His second wife, you know, they don't have kids. His third wife. They don't have kids. No, I'm kidding. I can't believe.

Look, bro, I love my second wife. And they have a prenup, so Jeff Bezos like. And I don't even believe you had a first wife. No, but that's the thing about it too. He's like, look, this is such a great thing. Look what we're doing. So the men, the men, the men are like, oh wow, all right. You know, he's like, yeah, this is so, this is so great.

We could send Katy Perry. I don't, yeah, I don't agree with you Brandon Yeah, I'm impressed by that. No, we can go to space. They didn't go to space That they go point you went high enough to where they were floating around bro. No, yeah, they did they were floating around They were high enough. They stay technically. They're not in space. That's my issue with it We want them to go space he wants him to be on fucking Mars, dude. No, space! Me want, me want, me want.

Turn yoga pants. Meeting the fucking, meeting the Katy Perry of Mars. Yeah, she wants to be, I kissed a girl, I did! With her eyes like this? No, I think what drove me crazy is when she kissed the ground when she landed.

I kissed the ground and I liked it. All right, well, whatever, dude. I think you're, look, I understand the annoyance of, hey, we're getting powerful women to go up there. That's something. Especially when you're a meathead. But that's not, but I don't think that- We should be celebrating Jeff Bezos.

But I think there's something bigger than that here Oh, what's bigger that we can go to space and it's amazing that we took these people who are Where they upside down no, they were upside down. No, I saw her hair. It was fucking crazy. It was upside down I saw they were upside down dude. They're floating around bonking each other in the fucking I crazy it was upside down I saw they were upside down dude they're floating around bonking each other in the fucking I think it's cool man they must have been scared I'm not gonna look at her hair look see I'm not gonna dislike it not in space I'm not gonna dislike it I'm not gonna dislike it just cuz they're women I appreciate the stance no if it was for dudes I'd make fun of them if a dude got off the kiss the ground like thank God and there's a bunch of men clapping for him

Like what the fuck after the engineers are like that makes sense. Yeah accomplishment. We got four chicken heads like look what we It's Gale King Episode of the view from there can all fit you know The weight capacity Wait in space Gail doesn't have talent Well, she's made a name for herself in the opera. She's like me. I don't know enough about joking so whatever I just I just know what I don funny if you interviewed Brian Callan of least Brian has talent no she's more like me there's no Rogan I'm fucked if there's no Oprah she's fucked but she you take it well

whatever you almost go to hey she was trying to get that was their Austin up there yeah would you guys do it would you guys do it? Would you guys do it? Go up to space? Yeah, no, they didn't go to space. But would you go as high as they went? Now? If they called you and Bayes was like, hey dude, these hoes are over it, they moved on to fucking- Listen, these hoes are over it, imagine.

It depends who else is in there though. It depends who else is in there and also I think no. You two and four fucking legit astronauts. Oh that'd you yeah but if it's like legit astronaut yeah yeah yeah but you would yeah but we would be imagine how oh my god we would laugh the whole oh dude dude I don't think you would I think you guys would be so scared I'd be scared yeah but I would also with the same weight take us back down dude I don't like that no we would be scared we would be scared just to see if I can make myself go forward yeah you're moving too fast you're part of a pool so I'd be like we got to get down I shit myself my shit is just like Chris look at my shit I want to go to space with Chris now

no I think no I'd be scared out of my mind yeah yeah I would definitely be scared definitely be scared but um also probably emotional once you got up there. You'd be like holy shit Yeah, but you would be like dude Calvin and Billy are on that world yeah Oh my god I'm getting emotional now and then you would and then you would and then we would do some fucking roasting and we would be Would you go Nick? I? Don't really see the upside. I don't see the upside really either. I mean look I I don't really see the upside. I don't see the upside really either. I mean look, I got a lot of shit to do down here too.

Yeah. You film a special from space. Oh my God, yeah, somebody will end up doing that. Some chick will do it and talk about it. She'll be doing it like, it'd be like, my special came out, I'm in space doing it now. And I admit I have autism. It's like, no, you fucking don't.

Here's the thing, man. I think that we're all thinking about this, well, I'm just gonna speak for me. There's been too many explosions Like this doesn't feel safe. No, it's not normal yet. Neither do planes right now though There's been a but in helicopters like maybe it's just I just found a helicopter I think they're publicizing it more now about these things that are happening and but and then you google it's like it's never been Safer to fly. It's like I don't yeah, that's what I wonder

I do wonder if it's just you know how the media takes something and then... But when's the last time you saw a helicopter just fall out of the sky in New York? Well, oh, New York? I don't know. You're like what? I don't remember what happened to Kobe. But no, but wait, didn't they just find a helicopter in like a lake somewhere and they were like what the fuck is this from? No, there's one where the propeller just came off. Family of six. But in a lot of these cases, in a lot of these cases, there is a definite cause.

Like that helicopter pilot. You're talking about Kobe's? The Kobe helicopter pilot should not have done that. So what I'm saying is it's not that flying is... Oh yeah. Listen, listen, we fly all the time. So what I'm saying is like you can't just have planes doing bad shit like like regularly like if once a week a plane crashed They wouldn't we would there be no flights. Yeah, they would cancel the ship

With this stuff the one I just what I'm sending about the space stuff a lot of the space Exploration and all the things that are happening like the astronauts got stuck right? These rockets keep going up. There's too many variables. I still remember when I was a kid and that... Yeah, yeah, yeah, Challenger. The Challenger blew up. I was just gonna say that. Can you imagine being a kid and your teachers

are all making you get around TV and watch, and this bitch just blows up? You're like, what the fuck? And there was no internet back then. Teachers like, all right, kids. There was no internet back then, and the jokes came so fast, because NASA stood for, need another seven astronauts.

That joke came out so fast. Oh wow. Damn. You know what I mean? And it was no internet. Imagine now, a thing blows up, just the thing, the memes, and like if, oh god.

Well, remember the. If Katy Perry would have blew up, the fireworks. The fireworks, yeah. That did just. Remember the, remember the. You know what I mean? Come on. Well what about, that's like the Titanic thing

that happened with the, when it went down. That was weeks of roasting. Yeah. Titanic? No happened with the oh, yeah, I went down that that was that was weeks of roasting No, no, no when the guys went down I was like I need to see that was that was months almost of just Relentless, but again, that's that's one of those things that I go through See, I think I think the point of this to me is that how close are we getting to where it's like,

it doesn't have to be a billionaire financing a space ship. Right, right, right, right. That's what I'm saying, we're that much closer to just going to fucking, going to Mars to get a cool leather jacket that we want. You know what I mean? Yeah, well that's far, far, far away.

We'll be dead. Well no, they'll deliver it first. Amazon will be fucking on that. Meet more, sign sign here meet more You kidding me? It won't be somebody. I'll just be like a drone. Yeah, you know Can we take a break first cuz basketball fans? Are you ready to win some real money and watch B ball? Check out pick six from DraftKings when it comes to basketball payouts DraftKings pick six dunks on its rivals

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But that's why sometimes they're good. But I saw the second one first with Paul Giamatti. That one's great. Why'd you skip the first? I didn't mean to. It just was on it or something. You know that's usually a good idea though because the first one's always Then I went to go watch the first one and it was it was just I actually turned it off Well, that's like the one last time with the Netflix show. Oh, yeah, that one was terrible, but the other ones were good I can't remember if I like that one or not. I watched last of us

Yeah, season two? Yeah No, no, no season two's out. Yeah. When? Oh, it just came out. Big show. I'm not into that show at all. This is my problem. I need more. This is the same thing that happened. They're walking around a lot, huh? Where the fucking zombies at? They're walking around a lot though. Don't tell me this is a fucking zombie. They're walking around. Let me guess the first episode back they walk around a lot. I need some zombies. And they kick some stuff on the ground They're walking around. We're not zombies. Let me guess, the first episode back, they walk around a lot.

I need some zombies. And they kick some stuff on the ground and they go, hmm. I need some zombies. I hear you, bro. I'm saying the same thing. They walk around too much. I need some zombies. It's getting a little woke, which I don't mind.

No, it's been woke, bro. Especially if it's well done. The old gay one where they're in the house, I was like, all right, it's really well done. Yeah, it's well done. That was a good episode, sure. This one, they're pushing it. The main character is supposed to be a tough guy. He's in therapy. The main gay girl, the other girl it, the main character is supposed to be a tough guy, he's in therapy,

the main gay girl, the other girl's fall in love with her. You're like, hold on. Hold on a second though, hold on a second though. Okay, forget the therapy part of it. That part of it is actually, you know, he did some terrible shit, you know, that could've saved the world, and he chose her. That's not interesting, I'll watch it.

You know? He's all, I saved her. That's such an interesting, I'll watch it. You know? He's all, I saved her. Yeah, because it's like, but what a dilemma. And she's a little bitch to him. It's like that a little. Guys, guys, guys, guys. Did you guys see, this is a great subject, can I bring something up here? Uh-huh, sure.

I don't know if you guys saw that clip of like, the Legion of Skanks, but Shane Gillis is on, and they're talking with that guy, the leader of the, he owns the drug medication for AIDS oh yeah you're at sure Kelly sure Kelly yeah and then Shane's giving it to him they're going and he's like oh you want to get canceled again they're going back and forth you know but I thought about it like let me ask you let me ask you guys a what if all right so let's say you're like, whatever happens and you figure out the cure for cancer.

Which I'm working on. I'm close. But by accident. You took a couple of supplements but you accidentally put some pine salt in and it turns out it cures cancer. Whatever! Now, but here's the dilemma though.

Here's the what if. Do you give the cancer treatment to the world for free but a pharmaceutical company says, hey, we'll give you five billion dollars. What would you do? Right, that's a great question. That's a great question. What would you do?

Yeah. I'd like to think that I would give it to everyone. No, but this is the dilemma, because like, you know. How do you know unless you're in that situation? I know, but I think about that because, you know, there's people that make money off, like the people that make money off insulin, I think are pieces of shit, okay?

I think- Yeah, Gary Brekker said type two diabetes is like a hundred billion dollar business. That's what I'm saying. So I think the people that- So that's why they're pushing chariots and all that shit. I'm saying the people that make money off this kind of thing that could just be a thing that just is just out there.

Like our tax dollars should just pay for the thing and everybody gets healed. But what I'm saying is it's easy to say that. It's easy to sit at home and be like, I would give the cancer away for free. And I'm like, well, wait a minute, would you? Because if a pharmaceutical company found out about this and they're like, Chris, Chris, whoa, whoa, Brendan, Chris,

I know you did this thing, but check this out. We'll advance you, we'll advance you we'll advance you five billion dollars i think i could do it i think i would i think i would give it to people that's that how could you live with yourself you you think about it every day just count your money i know you count your money but you think about it every day you know i know i get the joke is there a middle ground i don't think yeah like half the people die and I get But that's the thing there is no middle ground. I saved a lot of you assholes There that's the thing though. There is no middle ground right so you have you know But what I'm saying is I wish that a guy's like gonna happen. I don't mean interrupt you isn't gonna happen anyway

So even if you give it away that they're gonna capitalize on yeah, that's another point You take five billion or not. They're still gonna get theirs No, I don't you give them for free they're like capitalize on. Yeah, that's another good point. So whether you take five billion or not, they're still gonna get theirs. No, I don't. Because if you give it to them for free, they're like, thank you very much. And they're gonna charge the cancer patient. What if they said five billion and we're not gonna give it out?

Right. We're gonna keep it. That's what I'm saying. What I'm saying is they're gonna, right. That's another one too. That's been to take it to another level. But the thing is that you would just, you would just, that's what I'm saying. What I'm saying is like, I think it's you.

I'm gonna donate. I'm gonna donate to charities. You're gonna give 100 million.'s you. I'm gonna donate, I'm gonna donate to charities. You're gonna give 100 million. You know what you're gonna have, you're gonna die of cancer, that's what you're gonna die of. I'm gonna give Brian a mil. That's it. A mil, if you have five billion,

you're gonna give Brian a million dollars? He will be still, he will finally get out of debt. Hashtag good friend, give him a mil. No, I. So what would you do? But what I'm saying is like. I have a good question Reminded me of I'm gonna make so much money off merchant

That's true. I would give it away. Give it away free and be like Give it away free. Oh my god now buy my fucking seasons. Is it gonna charge for anything? No one charged for me That is true. You're gonna get for life. I'll give it away. I'll give it away free, but I swear to God I'm gonna give it away free the poor Lot of you better at least buy my hoodies. Yes Okay, here it is. I'm watching my Shopify right now. Do I guarantee if you're like I'm giving away this for free I don't want to charge I made a deal with them. Here's my go fund me bro. You're getting So much fucking money. Maybe money won't be an issue for you regardless.

Also, if you're that smart. You never buy me a drink again, I'll tell you that much. You'd think so. Nothing for a steak in Austin, am I right? People forget. I don't know what I just pounded for. But before he said what I'm saying is, I think that I wish those,

I'd be fine if these guys would just own their shit. Just like, yeah, I'm a businessman. And I just want, It's so wild. I know, but that's what they're doing. Yeah, like it's like why is it like an MRI machine? Why is that six thousand dollars, you know like to do it to do it. You got the machine. Oh, it got paid off years Yeah, so what I'm saying is like there's a medical industry makes like a lot of money just say well We're capitalists We like making a lot of money because just say, well, we're capitalists. We like making a lot of money. Because, dude, there's so many of these science

Instagram accounts that I follow, that they're making a lot of real major inroads to curing cancer, and no one knows about it. They don't want to. If you believe any of it, who knows? Right, right, that's the thing too. But I think they want you to believe that, that this isn't real, because there's so much money

in cancer. A lot of people believe they can cure a lot of the cancer, but they don't want to, because it's not what kiss. I mean I would totally buy that just like diabetes That's that's terrible. That's terrible. It's heavy. Yeah, people get wars like people are evil. Yeah, especially for money We have a I have a more subtle. I think harder I Think I think it's a little bit of a different. I don't know if it's harder or what to answer, but you saw Juror number two.

Say again? You saw Juror number two. Yeah. You saw him with Pauly Short? What would you do? I'd do exactly what he did. I didn't see it. You guys act like this is a big famous show.

It doesn't matter, spoiler alert, the guy's on jury duty. Okay, the guy's on jury duty. You saw him with Pauly Short? No, juror number two, not jury duty. You said jury duty. Whatever. I'm telling you, the two, not jury duty. You said jury. Whatever.

I'm telling you, the guy's on jury duty. OK. OK, and the case is the boyfriend, they think the boyfriend murdered the girlfriend. They had a fight at a bar. He followed her home. And they think that he killed her. It's a great idea.

It's a great idea. Evidence would point to that. One of the jurors, OK, he is ex- an ex drunk and he also was at that bar and he realizes that he thought he hit a deer but he hit her he realizes he killed her the knee sure killed her you know so now a toy by mistake totally by mistake he thought it was a deer and then he's realizing holy shit I was there yeah and and he has a baby on the way. Guilty. You know what I mean? Nick.

So the thing. He did it. And one thing's for sure, it wasn't any of us. For real. But the guy has a moral. You're saying would you come out and be like, it was me? As the juror, would you?

No, no, no, the moral dilemma the guy was having on the jury was he was trying to get this guy acquitted. Yes. You know, that was his moral dilemma. He was like, well, I can't send this guy to jail because I know he didn't do it. But you know, if he did, then the case would still be open and they were going to find out, you know,

throughout the movie they were like, wait a minute, and they were going to find out who did it eventually. So he, they could have possibly been. See, I don't like that, the one I don't like about how the movie ends is like, I don't think they should have found out it was him. I think it should have all been about his dilemma. Because in the end, well, they,

the prosecutor found out. If he's like, well, eventually I'm gonna get caught. Then it's like, all right, well, then just give it up now. The prosecutor. But what do you do if you're not gonna get caught? Do you go, do you? That's what I'm saying. Right, right.

And he has a baby on the way? Was the boyfriend physical? Do you like beat him up? Was he a bad guy? No, he was just like reactionary. But they had a volatile relationship. Yeah, he was, yeah. They had a volatile relationship.

They broke up, they get together. But the guy had tattoos and shit and he would like he would be like fucking Smashing drinks, but he never hit her. So it was like if he's ever hit her. I know they'd be like, all right She's in that so yeah, but that's probably what they that's in that movie there by the way Can't hit her otherwise you'd want to yeah, I Had to that's a tough one because here's the thing. It's me and I got my two kids or three kids I understand I understand the thing though He goes to a lawyer and protect that ass goes to a lawyer in a movie and the lawyer he says like He kind of says that he admits it, you know, yeah, this is what happened in the lawyers like look. Yeah, but with your history

Yeah, you're fucked. You're fine. No one's gonna believe it. No one's gonna know no with your history You're not gonna get off. They're not gonna believe like not gonna get no one's gonna believe that you weren't drinking Yeah, you're gonna be you're gonna you're gonna go to jail and he's like you have a baby on the way and all this kind Of stuff so he makes this crazy moral moral decision and that's again, but again, they're very connected spoiler You've ruined it for me now, but yeah, it's an okay Oh what he the what happens happens is they figure out, they knew what kind of car it was and that they just went around,

it's a small town, they went around to all the mechanics and they figured out that. We're finding out it was him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then the prosecutor found out by the end and she had a conversation with him on the bench. Was he driving a Hellcat? It was a fucking fully loaded custom hellcat then he would have caught him if there was

that yeah you can't like there's a it was obviously Brendan shot the bumper hit her head yeah dude yeah it was yeah that that one no, I think I saw it on a plane too. Same, yeah, yeah. And I saw Gladiator 2 on a plane. Is it terrible? Denzel? Okay, I have a theory about, not a theory, but I have a take on this movie. Denzel is maybe for the first time in a long, long, long time. Terrible. Terrible.

Bad casting. Completely 100%, you can't take your eyes off him. No, no, no, But bad casting. Completely 100%. You can't take your eyes off of him. No, no, no, no. Listen, listen, listen. I have a better... Okay, can I... It's Denzel. Wait, wait, wait. Yeah, he's so good. No, no. The problem with Denzel is he's turning into a character of himself like Pacino. Yeah. I said this on Congratulations My Podcast yesterday. It's coming out Thursday. Yeah. Yeah. I haven't seen it. So, you know, that's what it is. Yeah, yeah. So, yeah. No, no, no, no. He didn't. Yeah. No, no, that that's what it is. I said it's Pacino Nicolas Cage. Yeah, he's becoming a character to get to that level Yeah, because oh there it is, but he is he's really great. There's my letterbox review Hey, if you get on my letterbox, you will you will see all of the greatest newest takes from Krystal Ea on this year It's just everyone had an accent. Yeah Is that by the way everyone was like we took we're talking about this, this, that. Denzel was like, no I'm not gonna do that. Yeah, I'm still from New York.

Yeah, he was from the Bronx. Yeah, it was crazy. It was so funny, bro. Chris goes, there are also animals in this movie that definitely never existed. Yeah, did you see that part? Where they were just like demon animals and you're like, they can't just put these in here. Yeah, that's crazy. Like, oh yeah, but they were in Stink, we don't know. Yeah, fuck off.

This movie, Sing Sing? Yes! Yeah, that's crazy. Like oh, yeah, but they were instinct. We don't know. Yeah, fuck off this movie sing sing Yes, dude It is good man, and this will be added to What a feat terrible movies that crystal has recommended that's gonna for sure be on that list Yeah, there were actual prisoners acting in this movie as prisoners. And then the actor was in it and he was alright but dude. Hats off! Yeah, literally exaggerate right?

Truly, truly, truly hats off, wow! The director killed it, no that is true. Yeah, that's too much right? Four stars. Four stars baby. I don't want to see it. I'll have to watch it. Anyway.

You will see my friends. You'll like it. I'll have to watch it anyway You'll like it but anyway Yeah, I don't know what I would do with that whole All these things all the world a second these moral dilemmas that people would all The point I'm trying to bring up is it's easy to be on the outside and like yeah Yeah, and like say like oh, I was is that what Shane was saying like fuck you Yeah, the guy was like, you're giving up. Yeah, it's a great clip, a great back and forth. Shane was lighting his ass up.

It's a great back and forth. Yeah. Old clip. AIDS medicine and raise the price by 5,000%. That's all true. That's fact. OK, so that sucks. Do you agree that that doesn't?

No, I don't. Marius. The normic shit. What I heard was you bought that. Why'd you do that? Nick resetted it. Fuck.'t. What I heard was you bought Nick Rissetter. Nick ruined everything. The show's ruined. That's fact.

Okay, so that sucks. Do you agree that that doesn't? No, I don't. Martin, your rebuttal? If you had a comedy manager who said, you're wonderful, your punch lines are fantastic, you work really hard, we're going to sell tickets for 33 cents and it's going to be great. We're going to make a lot of money together. Does going to the show save people's lives? Shane, I don't think it makes a difference.

In fact, I would say that it's even more important. Hold on, let me just say this. Can I make this point? Laughter is the best medicine. Is that the one? Yeah, but no, no, no, no. There's more. That was the thing though, because that was like... No, no, but they start going at each other. Yeah, was the thing though, because that was like, it's dead bottom. No, no, but they start going at each other. Yeah. But my mind, yeah, but that's what my mind went immediately, is like, well, it doesn't save your life. Like, you know.

I know, but what I'm saying is, that guy is a piece of shit. But at least in that moment, he's owning his, but he's like trying to disguise it. He should just, yeah, man, I like making a lot of money. I like making a lot of money. If that's what makes me a piece of shit, I'm a piece of shit. I like making a lot of money. I like making a lot of money. If that's what makes me a piece of shit, I'm a piece of shit.

I like making a lot of money. I like making a lot of money because he's like, for him to try, the part that's infuriating about that is him trying to justify. That's a good point. He's trying to justify like, oh no. And to use the comedy as a thing is like, come on. So what I'm, but my rebuttal to that too

is this dilemma I'm bringing up. That guy's saying that on so what I'm but but my rebuttal to that too is this dilemma I'm bringing up that guy's saying that and what I'm saying is oh, I don't know if Anybody I get what you're saying. I get what you're saying that that's his argument is like dude I've I've had this it the situation I believe that anyone would make the same up, you know, maybe it like a might not, because women care about so much, you know. Not a gold digger though. What's his name? Your wife would do it and you'd be like,

you gave it away? Right, right, right. No, oh speaking of things that wives do, what is that dumb shit Christian bought? What? Kristen bought what? That frog or whatever. Oh, you said you were talking about this.

Put it up on her Instagram. It's hilarious. It's a frog. It's just like when I saw that, I was like, oh, I did. Did I send it to you guys or? Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no. You just tagged me in it. Yeah. You just bought a fucking

it's the down there, the middle one up, up, up. No, no, no, that's that's different. That's a different crazy thing She did that one down right there I saw it and I couldn't believe how much joy was in my body. I had to have him It's hideous. It's so... It's an ugly frog. Oh yeah. I know, but the thing is, is like, what do they do?

They go to the store. Like what store are you at? Bro, I think she ordered that. It's even worse. Yeah. That is worse. Zoom in on it, Nick. Her thing is like, it was $15 probably, or you know, and I'm just like, look at it.

How fucking ugly that is. I'm with Chris on this. I was ready to feather. My mom collects frogs. That thing's. And she was like, she was, she loves it. So good. Good.

Thank God she loves it because it has to offset my hate for it. The frog looks like it has downs or something. Yeah, it just is, it's just. It's poorly done. When did you notice it? Was it just there? I don't know, the next day or something. How are you not gonna put a plant on top of it or something?

Well, that was, she just, she was deciding where she wants to put it. She thinks she wants to put it there. Oh my God. Is that the front of the house? Oh, a whole thing. That's gonna it there. Oh my God. Oh yeah. In front of the house? Oh, a whole thing. That's gonna be a whole thing. No, if it was in front of the house, I'd move.

No, no, no, no, no, no. That's hidden. It's like the Homer Simpson in the trees. I love that so much, because it's just. The reveal is great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But.

She goes, I saw it, I had to have it. But. That's how they are, man. Had to have it. Man, Nick's been sitting on this clip of this. Who's a JoJo person? I keep trying to help him out. I don't even care, but.

I know, I know. Mickey Rourke. That's why I've been trying to not do it. Trying to not do it, yeah. No, Mickey Rourke, give me a fag. So, fag in England stands for cigarette. No, you can say fag, it's a cigarette, chin. Be cool, be cool.

But you got kicked off of Big Brother Europe for being a bigot to JoJo Siwa. Okay. It looks great. I love Big Brother. The two of them together. I love Big Brother, but I just don't like Celeb. So you like girls or boys? Me? Girls. I just don't like celebrities. Who do you like, girls or boys? Me? Girls.

I know, I can tell. My partner is non-binary. That's the vape smoke room. Just think it, four days, we'll never see each other again. Four? Four days. Nah, babe. I'm trying to last four days.

Well, if I trying to last four days If you if I stay longer than four days you won't be gay anymore I can guarantee I will still be gay and I was So we had a very happy relationship What is this? It's a little compilation of all the time they just called her like a dyke and shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It wasn't long ago. No. What was your opinions on that? Two years ago. God damn it. At some point, he's like, he's like, yeah, I'm going to vote her off because she's gay. She's like, I hope she's.

That's not the justification. And then everybody flipped out and he got kicked off. But you took a guy who was famous in the 80s. He was an old school as fuck. And he's like, what? You know, he's just an old school dude. He's been hitting the head 100 times. I mean, he's.

Well, the other part about it, it too is just let me just say this I think that what happens to these people in this environment is that you forget that you're being Recorded after a while. I know you know that seems weird, but it does seem weird, but yeah, but you're but you're you're just there You're gonna let your guard down you let your guard down You're just talking and talking and saying stuff because and then all the sudden he was there less than three days I was kind of I know but he's like a old how does this guy? 60 yes be mid 70s. Yes. No, he might look way older than he is. No, he's a little Yes, so I'm saying is like so he's like he's just kind of like talking this is like, you know

I'm not justifying no no, yeah What I'm saying though is like we live in a time right now where it's like, I don't know if a show like this should even be made. Well, I just, I hear- Not with him on it. Well, here's the thing, you're gonna get Mickey Rourke, a guy from old Hollywood, and put him on one of these things. That's why they did it though.

That's what's gonna happen. They knew he was gonna be wild as fuck. Yeah, exactly. So why is everyone like, oh, he did the thing we knew he was gonna do. Exactly. And the thing too is like, you go like, all right, so then, this is kind everyone like, oh, he did the thing we knew he was gonna do. Exactly, and the thing too is you go like, all right, so then, this is kind of like, you wanted this.

That's why they casted him. You know what I mean? No, but I'm saying you wanted this. It'd be one thing if it was like Mickey Warg and like 10 other old school Hollywood people. You're like, okay, they're all doing their old school Hollywood thing. No one's watching it though.

You get some non-binary gay person and you put them in with this, you know, then you go There's a part of you. That's like, let's see. I hope it gets crazy, but not too crazy No, that's what they wanted because did you guys know this show existed before that? No, it's at 20 million views That's what they did it. I didn't know that. Yeah, they did on purpose. Yeah, it's like well It's like when they bring the fucking It's like how when boxing is you're on any way out and then he'd be in but be the shit at each other and like to All the people making money off of this shit,

they're like, yeah, yeah, get hit in the head, fucking good, we want good boxing. In the past, I talk about it. I love Big Brother, so I talk about Big Brother a lot. Yeah, so boy. I love it. But my problem with Big Brother is the original premise of Big Brother was you had these 16 hot people

and because Big Brother, I don't know if you know what the premise is, but it brings out the worst in you. Because you have to lie, scam, cheat, because you're trying to make $500,000 at the end, okay? So then they kind of did this thing where they were like, well, you know, we need to have a diversity. But the thing is, is like,

I don't want to see the fat girl also bring the worst part about her personality. No. You don't want to see that. No, because she's hot, I can do it. And then they're dealing with all, then they're having all these like challenges and all these physical activities. That frog is on it, that crystal ball?

No, but they always had these. Fuckers! But they had these endurance challenges. I was looking at Chan, I don't know. They had these endurance challenges. So they always had this thing where you have to hold on to a rope or something. And as all of you bodies holding on and whoever is the last person standing. So I'll never forget this episode.

This is big fat girl. She's holding on to the rope and they have the voice over. She's like, I just want to show all the girls out there who are my size and then she falls. That bitch lasted five seconds. And then she falls. And they showed that on TV. And she falls. And I'm like, why have this?

Look, if you're going to have the fat girl, then have a pie on TV. And she falls, and I'm like, why have this? Look, if you're gonna have the fat girl, then have a pie eating contest, you know what I mean? Have some stuff that like, or make it all mental stuff. But if you're gonna have endurance challenges, don't have old people, don't have fat people, don't have, you know, what this show should be is like.

Yeah, be like that 100 show on Netflix with all the fit people. Exactly, but then they get people, we need to have fit people. Exactly! But then they got people going, well we need to have normal, you know. And then they started to have like, sort of like the odd, weird people on the show too. You're just kind of like, this isn't what this show is. And then what happens.

Are they still doing that though? Yes, and then what starts to happen is like, the one, a few years ago there was this one white guy that won, it was a straight white guy, and he won the endurance challenge against all these people, of course. Then they claimed he was racist. You know?

And it's like you just go. Standard. It's like aw man. You know what dude? Don't have this harsh of an opinion on Big Brother. I have a harsh opinion on everything. But my point is don't be watching it and then you won't. You should go on it.

Yeah. No I would never. No bro. Climb the ropes. Come on. I would be, that would be counter, it would be against what I'm saying. I would have to get in shape for like six months. No, no, unless you could go and be like,

where's the motherfucking burger eating contest? Yeah! I would be like, no, I'm not doing that. Climb that, look at this motherfucker. He's like, hey. Yeah, it's stupid. It would be like, we do it like, I'm on with Brendan and they're like, okay,

we're gonna do the Jiu Jitsu thing, like what? Or if you're just honest about it, I'm gonna hang on for like five fucking seconds. I shouldn't be doing this. They had this one that's so hard, there's a wall, so they're standing on a ledge about this big and they have to hold on to the rock climbing things like this, and then in a wall, and then it goes like this.

And they keep doing it, they're spraying them with shit, and then you see their arms shaking. Oh my god Every time the old person falls. Yeah. Yeah, yeah a fat person Everything I can't believe he watches it. Well, no, I can't believe he watches all of it for 20 years. That's what I'm saying That no, I haven't watched all that's great I started watching maybe like six or seven years ago for the first time. I was like, oh, I love this My ex was on that for she was on Big Brother a few like episodes don't they show don't they have sex what she better not have you're like that

guy from that oh yeah yeah yeah what was that that was good patient island yes it's just running down the beach. Oh, well you know who was on Big Brother? I don't know if you guys remember the guy. He was like 65 or something. And the girl... We don't. His girlfriend was like... No, no, no, but this guy, this was a big story.

He went on to become... No, no, no. He was on Dr. Phil. His name preceded him. With the girl that was like 15. He transcended Big Brother to be honest, Nick. Yeah, and that girl was on Big Brother. Got it. What about her? Well, she was like flirting with people.

It'd be like if you saw your wife, she's on Big Brother and on TV and they... More marriages have lasted. But don't they have sex on there? More, no. They probably do, but they never show it. More marriages have lasted from Big Brother than any other show. Really? More than The Bachelor?

Yeah. Now that is something you should not know I know make that go away from your mind No, that's a stupid thing to know Hey, I know guilty pleasures. Yeah, you don't have guilty. That's true. That's what's your guilty. What is too right now? It's too many. Yeah, you have a lot We have guilty pleasure, but you have several We both like American Idol, but then you like bad. I like bad. Yes, I like bad But then he keeps going with it. Oh, you have some too. What are you talking a few? Okay, then I have a few No, you have so many. What are they big brother? Okay, uh, stupid Marvel movies

Watched movies. I don't know if you can say that. Endgame, one of the most watched movies. Look, I don't like a lot of Marvel movies. I don't know if you can say that. Star Wars. Thank you. Star Wars is not a guilty pleasure. Not really. Lord of the Rings.

Not if also Big Brother is for you. Lord of the Rings. We love that shit. Oh, that's not the same. Oh, what's the Hobbit shit? Lord of the Rings. No, no, no, no. What's the other one?

These are some of the most popular franch Lord of the Rings. No, no, no, no. What's the other one? These are some of the most popular franchises of all time. A Guilty Pleasure is something that he knows is bad, but he's watching it. But he's still talking about fucking, they're flying on the broomsticks? Harry Potter. Harry Potter? Harry Potter's not a Guilty Pleasure. It's not a Guilty Pleasure.

As much as I want it to be. Ten years later? Ten years later? They're coming out with a new show! Yeah they are. Alright, alright. Alright, here's the... Hey, you know like this, they got a black Snape. Snape? Snape. He was supposed to be... he's white. He was the British white guy and now they got a black guy. And Brendan, you're off. 90 day fiancee? That's a guilty pleasure. That's a guilty pleasure. Eric's always talking about the godfather. A guilty pleasure can't be something that is understood as good.

It can be if it came out ten years ago and you're still breaking it down and have opinions on it. Maybe. The show is on right now! Yeah, dude. We just looked at the clip, it's on right now! That's true. Well that's UK though. You know what's a guilty pleasure? Golden hour. That's a guilty pleasure. I think that's good. Yeah, that's fair enough. Coming here and doing it is a guilty pleasure.

Working with Chris Delia. You know who came to my show in Austin? This girl Morgan who's been on the show. We've had her on one of uh, yeah she came to the show. Really? Yeah. I saw her in Tennessee and she was with her friends in Austin and she came to the show again. She was on the show?

Yeah she was on our show. Oh! She called in? Yeah she called in. The blonde? Yeah the blonde. I remember her. What was her problem? I don't remember our problem. She called in and what I don't know I forgot what she called in. I remember her. Yeah, it was recently. Yeah. Yeah, she was pretty. Yes. She's correct

Yeah We remember the same question Enrique Enrique hits me up like her. Can you get these my friend in the show? And it was like it was like I was like You can't I you can't, I can't, this, they were bad. Bad? Don't bring them around. It's seven bads.

And then they sent me messages like, oh you were so funny, you're not my favorite comedian. And I looked at their thing and I was like, oh I, I, I can't click this link. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This link is like, who are you? Yeah, knock on your door immediately. You know what I mean? I was like, you know, link is like, who are you? Yeah, knock on your door immediately.

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So follow rate and review in the mind of a man with me Jax Taylor wherever you get your podcasts Yeah, but um That's a guilty pleasure. That's not you know you need to learn what a guilty pleasure is In the mind of a man with me, Jax Taylor, wherever you get your podcasts. Yeah, but that's a guilty pleasure. That's not you know, you need to learn what a guilty pleasure is. OK, all right. So your guilty pleasure, six day fiance, 60 day fiance. You know, a lot of sweets can be guilty pleasure. No, no, but he's right. I like I got to go to food. I like that.

They're just an asshole. Talk about food. You know, it's bad for you, but you're like I'm still gonna know all these brownies That's my guy Diet Coke guilty pleasure. Oh, no, he's he thinks it's good for you. He's like, bro the government's right. It's not bad for you Show me the facts bring it up. No, let me say how about this? No Yeah, I won't show you the facts and that's the end of the nicotine would be a guilty pleasure Turns out nicotine is the smokiness bad, but turns out nicotine has some really good qualities

That's why I put it in my butt every night before bed Nick you have any guilty pleasures gambling. Yeah, he's got that fucking boat show. He likes I've retired from the reality TV game But I did watch a lot of housewives with a girlfriend this weekend and The reunions of season 14 of Beverly Hills were pretty incredible. There you go. Well, it's all piled up. Hold on. It's good Hold on. Yes reality TV my guilty pleasure I hate those shows my wife likes to watch but I love the reunion shows. Oh, there's nothing worse to me Oh, I don't ever ever ever want to see people talk about something that I already don't want to watch Oh, it's great. I don't want to see want to see people talk about something that I already don't want to watch. Oh, it's great

I I don't want to see the drama. It's good. I don't want to see the people Talking about that. I didn't watch her. What's a show? No, but I watch people later talking about it because I find out things. Yes, let's say if we're doing this episode And then like you go into the bathroom and then Nick and Chin are filming a confessional of you and you're talking shit about Brendan in the bathroom. Then they play it. And then they play it now. So now we're gonna be like, this is the reunion show

and Nick's the host and he's like, well you know we had a little incident, Chris said this and now you have to deal with it. I don't care. I don't care. Even if that happened to me, I'd go like this. I said that, okay. I don't care.

Oh you're the guy that's like, fantasy football's not real. You're that guy. You're that guy. I don't care. Oh you're the guy that's like fantasy football is not real You're that guy you're that guy mr. Killjoy. No, I'm not that guy. I'm with him on fancy football, but I didn't say that Why not no desire, but why not? Okay, but you can't be mad at the people that are into it. I'm not mad. Nobody's mad here. You're mad.

You brought up fantasy football. Why are you yelling? He's mad. Why are you yelling? You seem mad. You seem a little upset. I'm mad you brought it up and now you're saying it's our thing. We didn't fucking, I don't even think about it.

Yeah. I can't even imagine, can you even imagine Chris having a fantasy football team? No, I can't because I don't know how it works. And then being at like a fantasy, the fantasy draft with his friends, I can't even imagine Chris having a fantasy football team. No, I can't, because I don't know how it works. And then being at the fantasy draft with his friends, I can't even imagine. You'd be the worst. It's not for him. Yeah.

You don't own the team, guys. You'd be that guy. I've always thought recording a podcast episode like it was a reality TV show reunion episode, like we're all on couches. We bring up some of the past issues, but it's a lot of production, maybe one day. Do you know it's a lot of production.

Does Seager do that or no? Well, they're just sitting on couches, but it would be like, I'd be hosting, I'd be asking you about like, Brendan calling Eric fat or something. There'd be like a hundred clips. Let's go to the clips. It'd be an hour of this.

Like 20 of the clips would just be him going like this. Hahahaha Hahahaha Eric Fatt, Eric Fatt. Yeah. Having a brain aneurysm. Hahahaha I can run a 10 minute mile you piece of shit. I never said you couldn't.

Yes you did! You did with your eyes! You went like this. Like somebody shocked you. Do you own a treadmill your eyes! You went like this. Oh, like somebody shocked you. Do you own a treadmill? You gotta film yourself doing this and there'll be extra content for the Gold Notch. For his hosting gig later. And his fantasy football track.

Yeah, yeah. Now we do have the episode where Eric said he could run a mile in 10 minutes and we've got the footage, so here we go Eric. And how do you feel about that? When I was consistently working out about six months ago, I could do the fucking 25s on the shit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Nobody thinks you can't you can do that I think you can do that 25 you can do that flex you do six thousand pounds

Okay, see I changed the story most people can't bench to 25. No, no, no, but I'm saying to have the 50 pound bar with the fucking 25s on each side, or 50, I'm not 25, I mean 50. It's 95 pounds. Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever the thing is. Whoops, stopped caring. Whoops. Whoops, stopped caring all episode.

That's your problem. That's my limit. That's your problem right there. I'm on this podcast now. You need a little bit more, the Drapes podcast again? You're on the Drapes podcast again. The podcast within the podcast. Can you have a little-

Off screen it's called. You know what, you know what such me out about you? Welcome to off screen. You're so whimsical about certain things. Fuck yeah. And then when it comes to like- I'll just check out.

Unless it's about him. You can check it out. If it's not about you. Yeah. Yeah, tell him Brendan. I wonder, I wonder. If it was about him, he'd be into it. You're selfish. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're saying I'm like the guy who fucking tried to charge people for AIDS. Yeah, he would take the money. When it comes to like whimsical stuff, you raise the price 5,000% in your head. You guys like caviar? What else you got, Nicky? Oh God. That like caviar what else you got Nikki oh that's caviar it is a lot of money right there a lot of money right there you're having that many kids I know I know the answer for chin but who does anyone in here like

caviar I've never had it I don't fuck with it too salt I don't like salt there's why I'll get you that's not that salty. It's actually really good. So wait. If you can get it, it's not good. Hey, dude. The real good stuff. I don't want to hear about just like, you know what I mean?

This Koreatown shit that he gives. I'll make burgers for you guys. Burger. Like a fish burger. This is absolutely nuts. How many kids is this? That's what I'm saying. No, I mean, but I'm genuinely asking.

Do you know? It also might be fake, right? Because they don't produce produce baby. Like where's the lungs? Where's the heart? That's just a Fish filled with that and you're good at the surgeon and that's how they look Their entire body fills up with eggs the the belly cavity area I guess that's that's 90,000 children and and that that they would be taking over the earth if that was what each one was Doing yes, there would be fucking what what earth if that was what each one was doing Yes, there would be fucking what what is the fish that is? Sturgeon freshwater fish too and then just stay will be sturgeon the world would be sturgeon heavy if an animal if

Certain animals just had any kind of brain power. It would be a wrap Crows do no answer this size my aunt Michelle Besides if the answer the size of this dog. This would be done Plan to be done already. Oh, we have some kind of firepower, but yeah, I don't think so They don't have that they need thumbs to if they're thumbs and they were that big we'd be fucking cooked If tigers could think I think that they would be running shit. There's not enough of Tiger Woods can think There's not enough of them because of us. But if they were smart, there wouldn't be enough of us.

Hey. There'd be like a Tiger podcast right now. They'd be like, they'd be shooting us. Hang over here. I figured it out. See when he gets whimsical, now he's all into it. Yeah. That's not about me, it's about Tigers.

Yeah, but you know what it is. That's gonna be a good congratulation episode. If I can't do a bit I don't want to that's what it is we figured it out crows are like the smartest yeah they're actually really small they use a lot of tools yeah break into nuts and oh my god I see a motions 15 in the crows future they should make one of those imagine Imagine, you see, you're looking on your ring camera when you're out of town, there's a crow fucking picking the lot. Oh my God.

I like to think about monkeys. So they had these machines and a monkey thing, and then they're like. I just spared you guys a five minute crow breaking into a house pit, so. I was gonna act it out and do the whole thing. That would've brought us home, do it. I know, and you guys were gonna not be laughing for a while, and I was gonna act it out and do the whole thing. That would have brought us home, do it. I know and you guys were gonna not be laughing for a while

and I was gonna be laughing a lot and then finally you probably would have been laughing but it's all good. But that's how it goes. I know, no, it's just like we talked about it. Look at this thing. Wow, you ruined the whole thing. He's putting other rocks in.

What the fuck is this bird doing? That's what that guy's saying. What, he's Seinfeld all of a sudden? He's putting other rocks in the water to raise it. Wow, that's pretty cool. Well, you figure shit out, right? The more you know. I'm afraid of crows.

Yeah, well, yeah, I'm even seeing crows that you go, oh, that's a bad omen. You know what I mean? I'm fucking a crow. Yeah, because then the scary movies. Yeah, so don't have your trash out. You have your trash out, you can see crows, and you're fucked, then you know it's a bad oh you reminded me that I had I need to write a review

That new omen they came out. I was good. Oh, I liked that. It's good. That girl's scary. She's good The best she's Gary movie chick Nick Nick stop Yeah, Hollywood made him scary Alfred Hitchcock kind of popped off. Yeah crows crows are like what the fuck we had that movie birds Crows are like they got bad PR dude, but but also they do they fuck your trash up, bro I hate it you leave your trash can a little bit open that crow gets in there. Oh Yeah, I've never had a problem with crows here something that's going on in our neighborhood So I live in Santa Clarita so I'm in this group chat with all of my neighbors

Yeah, and she sent a picture of a rattlesnake a group chat with all of my neighbors. And she sent a picture of a rattlesnake. A rattlesnake, cause they left their door open or something and there's a rattlesnake curled up in the house. Oh bro, we move. I mean, I'm already like, I just was like, I can't even. What'd she do? Well they had to call somebody.

What are you supposed to do? They call Batman. Kill it. Okay, so you got rattlesnake protocol just ready to go? All right, go get a shovel and chop his head off. Yeah. Go get a shovel and start digging a hole. If it ever happens again,

I know Mel Gibson's pest control person, they were just getting snakes off his property. See? Slight flex. It's a big deal right now. Slight flex. I was working out and I look over my shoulder and Mel Gibson's there.

Just at Equinox. How was it? It was cool, then some guy went up to him I look over my shoulder and Mel Gibson's there. Just Eddie Quinox. How was it? It was cool, then some guy went up to him and he was like, hey, Braveheart. And I'm just like, bro, you're just gonna go up to him and be like Braveheart? Oh, dude, bro. Can you go like this?

Oh, man. Yeah, yeah, of course. Oh, wow. Wow. I'm just like, wow. I mean, that's why you wonder, I mean, that's why people get crazy. It's like right What's her name like Scarlett Johansson? There was a whole thing about a couple weeks ago about her

She's like yeah, I never take pictures with people. Oh really she had this whole fucking bullshit reason why was it? She was just like you know I don't want to give a piece of myself Some kind of nonsense American yeah, yeah, I don't want them stealing my soul Because she doesn't look as hot if someone just takes a picture. Yeah. Yeah, just say that. Yeah It was just a weird but I get it. I Mean imagine you're fucking Mel Gibson and people are just always like This would be if podcast exists. Do you guys know John LaJoy? I

Think he might have did stand-up. He was on the John LaJoy I think he might have did stand-up he was on the league guy yeah and he did viral and I think he's a but we're about to see him pop off because he's doing AI podcast clips oh and what's my favorite movie this is actually an interesting question because I get it a lot hilarious people expect me to answer you know the Passion of the Christ or King of Kings or like one of the more Jesusy movies but But honestly, if you were publicly executed, would you want to watch that at the end of a long day? You know, like, no, thank you. No, thank you. I just want to watch something that goes down pretty easy. Honestly,

favorite movie of all time. Like, I will always watch it if it's on TV. Dumb and Dumber. It is a perfect movie. So many quotable moments. Like to this day, if anyone ever mentions the country Austria, like someone's praying for their cousin in Austria or whatever, I will always think to myself, Austria? Well then, a good day, mate. Let's put another shrimp on the Bobby. That is so funny, bro.

She thinks that she's talking about Australia. I think I would probably if I was alone. I just want to hear it with you guys. Oh man, it's so good. What about you? What's your favorite movie? The Passion of the Christ. Yeah, the Passion of the Christ.

That is so funny, bro. Come on. And he's got another one of the Easter Bunny relaunches. That was good. That was a great, that was great. That was really funny because bro. Come on. And he's got another one in the Easter Bunny room. That was good. That was a great, that was great. That was really funny because the long play of it is so funny. What's your favorite passion?

And he's doing his podcast with Satan. Yeah, that's great. I was watching it by myself and I was laughing at the toilet. He says dumb and dumber. Yeah. That is really funny, bro. You know, well. That was a funny fucking clip, dude.

But the beauty of that is, you know, it's like, a funny fucking clip, dude. Wow. The beauty of that is, you know, it's like, because everyone else, that's the kind of thing when you make everyone else do the work in their own head, when you could do that, that's great. What do you mean? Because the reason why this is funny is because

you're thinking in your head, oh yeah, what if Jesus? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's the work, when you can make people do the work in their head, then it's like, it just makes it that much funnier. Satan at the end was the man. It's like seven, it's like the movie Seven. You know in the movie Seven, you never see the killer

actually do the thing. You only see the end result. So that's more frightening because in your mind, you do it. You make it worse. I'm gonna be at Kansas City Comedy Club. Did you just give yourself props? Were you just giving yourself props? Is that what you were doing? You do it all the time. I know, be at Kansas City Club. Were you just giving yourself props? Yeah.

Is that what you were doing? You do it all the time. I know and I deserve it. I was gonna do it as a bird but it was gonna be a whole bit. You would have laughed. Fair enough. You would have been mad that you didn't come up with it. Yep.

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