The Golden Hour - Had to Issue a 'Shut the F Up' | The Golden Hour PATREON #65 EXCERPT w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: July 16, 2025

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The entire Oracle trilogy is available on Audible. Listen now on Audible. Have you seen this superman official trailer? Yeah, I saw that. Well, I saw one of them. I saw the one with the dog, the dog drags. I mean, that's like the first five minutes of it. It's like, dude. Is this a new one? Wait, there's gotta be a new one. I think that the, yeah, we could play it,

but I think that the Superman trailer, to me, was very boring. But, you know. No, this isn't the one I saw. Oh, I like this. I haven't seen a new one. Who's that girl? Slowest lane.

I know that asshole. Don't make me issue another one, double in an episode. Like this I haven't seen a new one. Yeah, who's that girl? It's Lois Lane. I know that asshole Don't make me issue another one double in an episode Rachel Miss Lane, I mean the guy's so boring already Boring already. Didn't hurt him at all, he's Superman. A Frank Krill, isn't it? That's hilarious. Of course he is. You illegally entered a country. This is how you're gonna be. I'm not the one being interviewed Superman Did you consult with the president? Oh

You seemingly acting as a representative Doing good This looks fucking awesome, bro. I love this trailer What a great trailer I like this dude I told you I briefly met him. Oh you did? Yeah in an elevator. Oh yeah Now that looks stupid. The dog I'm out. I don't care about the dog at all. I love this guy Oh and this actor who plays his dad is fucking phenomenal. I love that dude.

Superman. He's not a man. He's an it. Somehow become the focal point of the entire world's conversation now this is about the trans community except that I cleaned your boots go get him for you that guy hell yeah I don't like that Green Lantern.

No, I do, I do. That's what I'm talking about, interesting. Okay. That fucking stupid hair, are you kidding me? Put stupid hair on everybody, bro. Yeah. That's a great trailer, bro. That's a great trailer.

And that actor looks like he- Woo, I'm seeing this. Fuck you. I'll tell you right now, that guy looks like Superman. And it looks like he might bring a little something to that part, OK? You know what they did? So I'm going to.

They specifically did a thing where there's no, like from our last episode talking about the abs, this particular guy is, he's not a built right? Okay, you know he Just how he's in good shape, but the other one the suits were like, you know, I see. Yeah, you didn't do that Let me ask you this. This is this is something I want to ask you about so like, you know Superman comes He's a little kid and this farm. Can you imagine if Billy or wolf? Had Superman powers how crazy that would be? Like if wolf was strong enough to you know as a little kid like it would be impossible like this is completely

Just being a dad now. I know it's like Wolf or Billy would be fucking burned What's that burn movie the where the bad superhero bright burn movie really would be bright burn wolf would be lifting me up and throwing me around yeah right now there'd be no Superman this this would be Billy you ever see this movie oh yeah oh good good pull he's terrible this is a trash movie but I watched it terrible and that that Billy it was Superman

This is it right there right? Yeah, yeah, yeah me too. That's what that but that's what the concept of this is right? You're sitting there. You're like secondborn is fucking There'd be no way this movie was so bad you'd be like don't do that like what are you talking about who directed that was that I Thought that was it can't be James Gunn who directed that? Look it up You know on our last year F. Skeen we did we did our bet we did our favorite Batman's what's your favorite Superman's? What's your I guess I have to pick the Christopher yeah as the best one. Yeah, he's at least a

good actor and interesting. Who else has it been? I thought the original black and white guy from, you know, even in my childhood, it was I thought that guy was. I never saw that. It was pretty good. And he looks nothing like. Oh, really? He looks nothing like what this version of Superman. That guy had short cropped hair.

He was like a stocky, you know what I mean? Yeah, but I think I would go with Christopher Reeves too. I think that he was the best. And then who was it? Henry Cavill, then it was. That guy Brandon Ross. Right, he was. Right, is that his name?

Yeah. Not even that guy. That's not even the guy. They had a bunch of Supermans. I don't know. Wait, go up, go up, go up. Iconic film. Ryler Gard is a definitive superman.

Yeah, sure, that makes sense. Yeah. I'll tell you the worst- George Reeves you talk about. Tom Welling is who I'm talking about. He was on the show. He was alright. I liked Smallville.

I watched that. Yeah, Brandon- Tom Welling was the one that I would- Yeah. Brandon Roth was like, I don't know how he got that part. He was in- He was in- He was- but he's better now is other in other parts. Yeah. Yeah I don't know I I don't know any of these guys. Yeah, it's hard to this is tough

You know, I mean, I hated Dean Cain because it was Dean Cain. I mean it was that was just such a 90s show My dad worked on that show. And I modeled myself after Superman. Lex Luger, Luther. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I can't even. You know, I'm like you from when we were doing the bad. Lex Luger.

Isn't that a wrestler? Yeah. I used to do that all the time as a kid. And I just did it again. Oh, wow. It's Christopher Reeves. And then the rest doesn't matter. I mean, you could say, I mean, look mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I that. I forgot about that. He was good, but that was just bad Well, he was him right was no being him. No, no, I know

Yeah, sort of you know Look at that. That just that was just Whoo, and no CGI no special Look at him. He looks he's good. He's good But that hairstyle of that Superman is the hairstyle of the Superman from the comic books right right this like Henry and Brandon Roth and this new guy this that shit. I don't know where to do it sometimes I don't know where that comes from I mean they try to modernize everything That's what they're fucking what's his name ruined everything Chris Nolan ruined everything when he made the fucking Batman one

He didn't ruin it. No. No. I'm not saying anything bad about the Batman movie I'm saying Quentin Tarantino comes along makes a movie that's phenomenal pulp fiction and then everyone tries to copy it and it's ruined Oh, right, right, right. That's what I'm saying. I Would have to modernize I would like to see pulp I would like to see someone like Tarantino take on a movie like this. Oh, yeah But if Tarantino would have then this movie Superman would be calling him the M word all the time. That's so funny. And it'd be played by like Willem Dafoe or some shit.