The Golden Hour - Hate Sells | The Golden Hour #111 w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: December 20, 2024

The guys talk Green Hornet, Adam West's Batman, and update on the P Diddy case, Jay Z, rage baiting and incredible AI bait, the viral AI grandma, Erik in the wild looking like a werewolf, VIP vs VVIP, Salt Bae update, thick girls vs skinny girls, Taylor Swift growing some curves, Conor McGregor vs Logan Paul in a boxing match and much more! Get two extra episodes every month at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcast Mint Mobile - To get this new customer offer and your new 3-month unlimited wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, go to: https://www.mintmobile.com/golden

We're friends that laugh, we're friends that shout Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about But that won't stop us Nothing can stop us As I show you, use the love, just rebrand it enough It's stronger, bigger power cuz it is the golden hour Eric's here almost he I guess he hit traffic. Well there he is four hours away There's green hornet, but that was yeah, that's Seth. People hate it on Seth. What'd I say Seth Green? That's Seth Rogan

All right. We just started. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we just started bro. What's up, Doug? Looking good, man What the fuck are your dad vans? I thought we went over this But not today gotta take a break bro. Gotta take him a break Oh, yeah, just gotta get a few pairs. Look at how bad tv used to be. Look at the upper left the black and white See, that's when it was good. feel like yeah you ever watched the Adam West Batman's yeah have I ever watched I think I've watched every single one kids love them yeah oh that's cool yeah I should I should let Calvin kids love Billy yeah um that's great the uh well you know, so you're good, you're good.

You're not that late. Yeah, just something, I'm an hour away now, so it isn't gonna hurt. Yeah, just a little bit of wrinkle, it's gonna set you back. I know, sucks. We're gonna send you this great picture of Wolf proposing to Billy.

Oh really? Yeah, they were, they were, I don't even know, well, how were they, well cause Wolf is always on the ground though, because he can't really walk. So Billy was like bending down to give him something and he took a pic, or I took a pic, or someone took a picture from far away,

and it looks like they're proposing. How cute. But they're not. That's what we're gonna tease them at when they're older. When they're older, they're gonna be like. Yeah, you guys always love each other. Cause if that's real. Hey, hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. When they're older, it's gonna be like. Yeah, you guys always love each other. Because if that's real, hey, hey, nightmare. Well, hey.

No, yeah. No, no, no, all good, baby, all good. You love your kid no matter what, but yeah. Whatever they wanna do, hey, nightmare. Well, it's too early to tell, honestly. I know, but no one's hoping for that. It's too early to tell. If it happens.

It's too early to tell for me, too. I might be gay, you never know. Yeah, if it happens, it happens. Turn chicken shit in chicken soup You know what? I think there should be a second and third puberty Like you should just be 40 and then get extra hair and your voice should get lower and grow dollars 65 Yep Yeah, by the time you're 70 you're 7 foot 5

And just Yeah, by the time you're 70, you're seven foot five. That would be cool. Oh my God. And just, I'll have a macchiato at Starbucks. And your boy's like, man, you really shot up this son of a bitch. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Your balls just keep dropping. Yeah, yeah, until you sit on them. Until you sit on those fucking baggy things. Oh, is this the slingshot from the company?

No, that's car keys. No, Eric Eric what are you doing here other way man sure you shoot yourself oh it's like this oh yeah you hold it like this yeah oh yeah who got that you or you of course Nick got it of course you got it those things are those things are lit you get dude if you get nasty with it The drywall I shoot from the side now, I'm gangster I'm a gangster slingshot guy I'm saying like if you do it nasty if you get nasty with it What do you mean if you're like you're sick with it if you get aim if the aim is good, dude

I'm not gonna do it, but be careful. No, I know I'll get over here Dead no, I know but if you get nasty with it, you don't understand. That wasn't nasty. Dead. No, I know, but if you get nasty with it and then do that, not dead. I'll tell you, you didn't get nasty with it. Eric sent the group, he was like, P2D list is out. No, no, that's just the people that are on the... No, it should be all you knew. Don't say the list is out when it's four pictures of guys I've never seen. No, no.

He's like, I also got the Epstein list here as well. No, no, no, no. They have a list of people that came to the parties, and then they have a list of people who were named in the lawsuits. I didn't know Cuba Gooding Jr. was named in a lawsuit. And then you look and it's like he was just mentioned though. Did you know Cuba was in a lawsuit? I know he's into some dark arts.

I know, but I'm just saying that's what just nude the second page. I don't believe it. So the first one is all the, now this is the better one, because this is now all of the Oh, I didn't see the better one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't believe it. I just said that one. We already knew about Aaron Hall. Derek Lewis?

I don't believe it. What? The Black Beast? Oh, Derek Lee. Sorry. I don't know. I apologize to the Black Beast. Oh.

So this is now first. The first part is all the women. Now these are the accused that are part of the thing. Aaron Hall. We knew about that one, because they said there was a story about that one. Yeah, we knew about that one. Was he a producer?

No, Aaron Hall is part of Guy. Not a singer. He's a singer. Guy, you don't remember Guy? No, that was kind of, it's before us. How's it go? That's you. How's it go?

Jam, oh jam. That was after his second puberty, right? Nobody knows Guy? Yeah. No. Teddy Riley? Older, older. Hey, when they're that old?

It's older than us. Hey, when they're that old? Teddy Riley. I know Teddy Riley. Teddy Riley older than us hey when they're telling you I know Teddy Riley Teddy Riley was part of guy Yeah, but but Teddy Riley was bigger than Aaron Hall. Yeah, but Aaron Hall was the voice. He was a singer fine He looks like a black Brian Callan keep going Wow You just stop on that this guy I don't know who that guy Is a part of the loss of things he looks like? Nah, that guy. But he's a part of the law, so I think he's a producer or something, a lawyer. He looks like he'd be in New Jersey Drive. He has butt hole eyes.

Oh wow, he's washed right there. He's, I work with him. He's nice as fuck. Would you work with Jerry Maguire? I was Tom Cruise in Jerry Maguire. I figured. But of course his son is named, you know what I mean? The one with the big head or the skinny one?

The one that looks like Soldier Boy or the big head one? Oh, the one that looks exactly like P. Diddy. the one that looks like he did he on the right? Yeah Like clear looks like they're both it but that's those are both his sons the one with the pimple head is his son as Well, no, no, really? Yeah, is it really? Yeah. Yeah both those are his kids And then I made that up and then this guy was fucking yeah, oh Jacob the jeweler he's a part of it and then some of the people like according apparently some of the the Accusers are saying they're naming people who like like, you know, we're in the room Like say chin was abusing Nick, you know doing the audio chin was in there doing the audio

We were just here going like this. Oh, wow, what's going on here guy? And we didn't do anything those people are also named Yeah, well, that's what I'm saying. Do they get in trouble? Um, I don't know, maybe. No, no, no. Kit Kutty, oh God. I think you can get in trouble. If you're in the room, watch.

Dude, if somebody comes in and robs a bank, and you're just like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, you're not a... That's not the same thing. Well, I know. If you came in the car with the person that robbed the bank. That's a bad example. That's a terrible example. If you're randomly in a bank. Just trying to go for the comedy and you know. Well, I know if you came in the car with the bad example

If you're ready for the comedy No in Florida they actually changed a lot of Florida ever since They were like there was like a thing on the beach and then some girl was getting a sexually assaulted and people were filming Oh, that's fun. Then they thought they they changed the law that there's a law for you have to Film you have to get a permit to film You have to get a permit. Yeah, no, it's called the Batman. You gotta become fucking bad. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, what skill set you have in fighting? Yeah become bad. Yeah, the filming thing is crazy. It is crazy So kid Cuddy got touched. That's why he's on there. No, this one was like he He wanted to blow up his car, but he's

Kid Cuddy. No, he didn't do shit, bro. It's a... Okay, keep going. Young Miami, that was P Diddy's girl, right? I think all these people are from here down is named some type of victim. Like Kid Cudi, he blew up Kid Cudi's car. Right, right, right.

Oh, gotcha. That list is way more extensive. Oh, this is the tip of the iceberg. Is it, dude? I don't know. They're letting, these are the people that think, it's like. Have you heard what's going on though?

No. One of the Baldwin brothers who I trust completely and fully. Of course, yeah. Not crazy at all. No, I know. He was saying that right now in Hollywood, he goes from what my understanding is,

these big stars, the attorneys, like, hey, give us this much money or the videos can get released. Right, I heard that, but that's Stephen Baldwin is saying that. Well, he's a Baldwin, though. They're great actors. Well, here's the thing too, though, man.

Shout out to Beetlejuice. So like the Jay-Z thing, man. You know, the lawyer for the alleged victim, the lawyer says like, no, we're not extorting him. The girl just, the wording is so weird, because it was something like, oh, we just wanted to see if there's anything we can resolve this without going to trial.

My thing is like, that's extortion! 100%. Like, it's right in writing that this lawyer is saying this, but like, you know, listen when the NFL the NFL said love We support Jay well the NFL they don't give a fuck. No, no, no, they do though No, no, no, they do. No, no, no, no, no, it's not even that it's a good Anything's gonna affect the bottom line. It's easy for them to be like, oh, yeah Let's not gonna affect the bottom line if they don't let it though. No, no, but I'm saying it's like there's no reason for them to be

Like yeah, okay. We're gonna keep they don't the NFL's gonna move on regardless. Yeah, they don't need Jay Z They don't need Jay Z so for them to say we support him cuz they look into shit, you know what I mean? Big time. So I don't know. I feel that lawyers a little that lawyers a little iffy But you got all these people you got all this money involved and people are like, let's jump on and get get some of this Of course,, you know, 100%. The girl's father's not even supporting the story. Yeah, even the girl's father was like, ah, I don't think so.

I remember doing that, but it kinda sucks. You would think like, you just lie, right? Yeah, no, not if it didn't happen. Yeah, but my thing is- If your kid is about to be, like, in a situation like this, I think you kinda go, yeah, I kinda remember that, and then you go go to them privately like, what happened? What's going on? 100%. You don't come out in the meeting and be like, ah, that never happened.

But the other thing here, here's how the rules should change. Let's say she's full of shit, which I suspect she is. She should have to serve some time. Of course. Yes. That's, that's where this system fucked up. That person who did that interview on that, with that person, whoever interviewed her, she did an article on me years ago. I know the shit is bullshit because they did shit on me where I'm like, what? Well, they're like TMZ, bud. They just want clicks. Yeah, I think it was CNN, but whatever it is.

I was like, oh, it's this fucking woman? No, I don't believe anything. No. So fuck all that. She's not looking for truth. No, they're not. They're really not. But whatever it is, but yeah, I was like, oh it's this fucking woman. I don't believe anything No, they're not they're really not they're really not I wish everybody knew that yeah, do you know man? This is what I really realized on some shit here man. You know this one funny guy Like like he'll show a video something. He's got a mustache. She kind of looks like you a little bit This Derek I think his name whatever it is, but he's got a mustache, he kinda looks like you a little bit. This Derek, I think his name, whatever it is, but he's always like, what?

Like it'll be like a trans person, then he'll be like, what are you doing? You guys are gay! You know, he's got, and he's got like millions of followers, and I saw him on a podcast, and he was just talking about like, he was like, yeah, hate sells. Yeah, yeah. Yes.

You know, and he was saying for himself, he was like, I do this because, you know, I get so many comments, yeah, hate sells. Yeah. Yes. You know? And he was saying for himself, he was like, I do this because, you know, I get so many comments, so much hate. And if positivity's sold, he'd be doing that. He was just doing that. And that's what set up. But he's funny. It's just like that guy sent you, Nick.

That guy's doing the same thing. This guy looks like an old Nick. This guy's so funny. People were saying that rage is the new like Porn nudity, you know What's right that the rage rage bait rage bait? Yeah, you yeah. Yeah, you No, no, I can't remember who said it this is rage here Yeah, but this guy this guy does this all the time this guy's. Oh, right. Yeah, I've seen this Yeah, this isn't rage. No, this is no, but he gets no, but he gets people. Oh yeah, no, yeah, it is.

No, no, no, it is. Because the people are mad at him for making fun of this girl. So he gets a lot of hate. But he's so funny. This dude. Yeah. Let me see, Nick.

If you were offered 10K to sleep with me in my bedroom for two weeks every night, what would you do? Turn gay, flip over on all fours and look behind and say hit me again Ricky! Hey we got a 25! Did you see this dude? Did you see the one where he's like no but I think you're black hey we got a Dodge Ram 1500. My favorite part. It's the whoa Vicky one. Right the far right one the fart this was funny too though. This was funny too the bottom right one They would do just my two-bit. I mean if I were an expert in any field what field white girls Love it so much leave it leave it. I posted this

I love it so much. Look at this one. Look at this one. I posted this. Y'all wanna know who I date, who I go with? Nope, but I think you think you're black. Hey, we got a 25 SST with $50. Nope, but I think you think you're black. There's a part of me just like, I look at it, I go,

oh, I wonder how many miles he got on that car. You know what I mean? Like just the fact that he's using that. And I wonder if he's selling cars. Well. He is he is isn't he? I don't know or is it just the the jump-up That would be funny yeah, I would never post it like don't make money off that I got to do that to push my dates No, but I think you're black. I'll be in Madison, Wisconsin, I think it. I'll be in Madison, Wisconsin. I think it will be in Brea. So what this guy does too is like he'll show, have a video and then in the video,

he'll show the comment somebody says about him, you know, it'll be some really negative comment and then he comments on the comment and then still does this funny stuff. I mean, it's just a lot of people are doing this. It's not this guy. No, no, no, no, no, no He's a bro bro guy show me rage. I'm gonna find it right now rage rage rage bait is just It's just stuff that makes you angry that you click like a headline where you're like what? No, no, no, it's the one that like the the girl saying the thing I posted the girl the girl saying like I can't believe that girl made 40 million dollars I'm making a hundred thousand dollars I'm slaving over a hundred thousand a week that's right yeah yeah yeah because then people are gonna be like what are you talking about that's a lot of money people I

can't afford groceries and yeah hey just want the comments in the algorithm yes that video that YouTube video about you that guy that's that's that's rage bait you're just doing that kind of, and then repurposing it again and getting another million hits. It's like, that's what that kind of stuff is. That's what they do. They do that, you know? They just look, they're just looking at, let me just say the hateful thing, and that's how you make a bunch of money in this day and age. It's a shame the algorithm in obviously societies like that, because if it was positivity, people were doing positive shit, you know? Yeah, you couldn't be be like blessings to you and your family I'll be in Brea California

crystalia.com zero tickets home. I wonder you know what I'm gonna try that I'm gonna try the positive version of that. I don't think it's gonna we should almost have a segment called. You have your whole life ahead of you what a beautiful woman I'll be in ahead of you that what a beautiful woman I'll be in I'm a Rio Texas yes people sell their tickets they scalp them oh fuck they're not coming it's not good a good example of rage bait is like when there's moms and they'll make like some dish and they'll like just put pasta and sauce yeah I like oh I make this for my family every week and then people flip out yeah yeah yeah you're not doing and they'll just put pasta and sauce on their island. And they're like, oh, and I make this for my family every week, and then people flip out.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're not doing anything. Right, right, right. Drink for Gomez. Oh, you know who's good at rage is Will Compton. With Busting with the Boys, he was posting what I've done as a dad this week. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Changed the diapers, did this, and then all the moms free. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a perfect example. Oh, wow, thank you. Yeah, but they feel like that. It just hit just hit me. It was taking a little break. Oh yeah. You're going to take a shit. Listen, after years of fine print contracts again, ripped off by overpriced wireless providers. Rip dude.

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Make men again. Yeah, I don't know if I know this guy. Oh man, there he is right there. I told you he looks like this guy. I told you he looks like Richard. I like this guy. This guy. Yeah, I don't know if I know this guy. Oh man, there he is right there. Okay. Oh yeah, a little bit. Toji looks like Richard. I like this guy. Well go ahead, play one.

That I very fat, what the fuck? Go ahead, play one. That one, the fat one right there. You should do the fat one. This one's funny. And very, just a reminder that I am very fat and very sexy. Ah, you had it right.

You are one right there, and then you spread it full of information right after. That's how fucking true the death of a man is. Dude, listen. Listen, all his videos are like that. I love this guy. He's either on the toilet, or he's like, and he just goes hard.

Ah, you almost had it. You almost had it. You almost had it. You fucked it up with the other. He's either on the toilet or he's like it he just goes hard He knows what he's doing like he he knows what he's doing it's just like good comments are just like discussion I'm sure you the kind of support. Yeah, I love this guy. You got 1.6 million followers. Yeah Some rage bait for Brian Callan. Yeah. Yeah rage bait for Brian Callan. Yeah, yeah, rage bait for Brian Callan. This was me just kind of working out. No. And then that's him texting all day

while I'm at the fucking gym. Look at that. Fuck yeah, dude. That's him. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Me just chilling. I'm laughing.

I'm laughing. It's not even time, dude. You know how that's not true? That version of Brian Callan wishes he looks like that dude Yeah Crispy and that Jack's more realistic than Brian looking like that. Oh dude. Hell. Yeah, dude. Awesome. What song is this go to the Go to the I love this shit. God damn it. Look at look at Johnny Depp with the bear. Are you kidding me? How could you not click that Johnny Depp with the bear? No wrong one, dude. Look at that. Look at Johnny Depp with the bear. Are you kidding me? How could you not click that? Johnny Depp with the bear?

No, wrong one, dude. Look at that. Look at that. Why would you even make that? That is just gorgeous. I like the rage stuff. Yeah. Yeah. But that dude. No, I like the real rage stuff. AI bait.

I don't like this stuff. Johnny Depp bear bait. No, I don't like the fake stuff. I like the real fat chick thinking she's no no I do too but I'm just saying look at that look at that shit right right in the velociraptor jackass. It's Devo. That one's good. That can be lit dude party.

Well with Lion King playing in the background I love it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My god look at that Iron Man. Oh, that's hilarious Machete as Iron Man go up Nick. Oh My god Yeah, he's blind Machete oh there you did too. That's it That's fake. Hell, if you imagine he was Iron Man.

Yeah. That's how you remake movies. Has anyone seen the new Gladiator 2? I heard it's bad. Yeah, it's bad. Dude, I texted you guys. Haven't seen it. It's bad.

My worst movie I've seen in many years is Trap. It's bad worst movie. I've seen in good. I'm years. Go down is Trap and you the M light Shyamalan. Oh with a Dime piece is so stupid because you know how it's really good up until you know how I am about things like not make Yeah, I yeah, there's so many moments in that movie where I go that would have happened Let me let me tell you something. What's the premise is he's locked in a mall? No, locked in a mall. Dude, he's talking about mannequin or whatever the fuck that is. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Can you imagine? What, what, what? What happened? You fucking lied to us about the laughing. That's not cool. I was in on it, man. But I knew it the whole time. But it was still funny, dude.

Okay. Ha ha ha ha ha. What is this? Mannequin on the move. Oh. I just said something, I don't know. Yeah, it's a real movie. There was a sequel.

I remember Mannequin. Yeah. So the Mannequin turns into a real person. Wow, I gotta watch that. Wow, look at some of these actors. That's Weekend at Birdie's guy. Oh, right. The guy in the middle.

Yeah. Anyway, that guy. Oh, yeah. That's a great role. I don't believe anything you say now. That's a great role. Imagine just getting paid to just pretend to be dead. I would love, like my dream sitcom is like I'm a detective,

but I'm like. Dead. But from the neck down, I can't move. Oh, right, right, right. Stephen Hawking style? Yeah, yeah, yeah, the whole show I can't move. Oh right, right, right. Stephen Hawking style? Yeah, yeah, yeah, the whole show. Don't do this thing where you move the thing. No.

No. But it would be like, get him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He did it. Where were you the night of the 13th? You love it, see? See, you can't help yourself. You can add to it again.

You're gonna get into it. Wait, what were we just talking about though? Trap. Oh yeah, you know what I heard a theory about Trap, which made me like it more. I heard a theory about it. Is there saying it's in the unbreakable universe, the glass universe, and his superpower is like manipulation. No. Okay.

Here's my problem. It's like not even letting it go into your ears. No, no, no, here's my problem. You's like not even letting it go into your ears. No, no, no. Here's my problem. You can't, you gotta leave that universe alone. Why? The main guy in that universe can never do the movies again.

So why would you wanna, you know what I mean? Like move on with your life. I disagree. No. It's done. I agree with me. If you can't have Bruce Willis, we're done. Okay?

We're done. No, I don't agree with that. What about spin-offs and shit? No, spin-offs? Spin-offs is in the universe, I'm saying. Like after Friends they had Joey. It lasted, it didn't even get picked. I didn't like it, but I'm just saying.

Now he has the restaurant chain. It's the Friends universe. Friends universe, the FCU. Joey's friends universe. Right? It's that Joey Tribbian's restaurant. Prove it. What? What is it?

There's a restaurant called Joey. There you go. Brandon made a connection with Joey. Oh, Joey. Prove it. Just agree with them, dude. Prove it. Casey never says anything.

You've never been to Swimmer's Deli? Phoebe's Falafels? Come on, baby. What's up, daddy? Courtney Cox Cafe or whatever the fuck her name is in it. It's not even the character come on, baby Courtney Cox Cafe Or whatever the fucker name isn't it? It's not even the character name. It's Courtney Cox Cafe Yeah, that's how lazy I am with my yeah, but to say you didn't add well

I don't give a fuck bro gangster you saw me do it decide that yeah, I didn't like that Yeah, I don't fucking live from the streets, bro. Kids don't live like that Yeah, Christmas lights up. Yeah bunch of them Yeah, you got Christmas lights up. Yeah bunch of them Not a bunch. Yeah, things right. I think it's proper. I got we got we got a nice big tree up Just one tree one just one in the house. Yeah, let's not having lights up. No, we also have lights on the windows Inside yeah, don't count. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're one of those that you're fighting with your neighbors. Yeah, I shit He's out. He's out. He's bread is out and on the street with like a robe and coffee

Yeah, looking at this guy would just like yeah, like it's a capital one. Yeah. Yeah Hey, John, you're nice light. You have lights y'all ain't shit. He doesn't have lights. Are you kidding me? I mean somebody put lights up get it bro. Hey, dude. You don't have lights yet. I'm husband You're Jewish. No, I'm Christian podcast Of course have lights. They're all over the place. She decorates everything in the house or outside Yeah outside and I didn't see him outside inside doesn't count but outside it's poppin. Yeah colored or white Fuck out of here. Who are you white bro? What's up?

He did color dude Okay, I don't like colored yeah, no I do white night loom up here. No. I know you're We have a champagne. I think that's what they look nice all year to as long as their wife You only shit though my wife tried to do it and then bonked her head and we had to go to the ER. Oh no. She fell off of the ladder, yeah. We had to go to the ER. Damn, you'd be having her do fucking manual labor.

Bro, you think I know she's doing it even? She came in, she was like, oh, I was like, what the fuck? She was like, I hit my head. I'm like, oh, for fuck's sake. I told this story on congratulations, hip podcast, but it's like, dude. It's time everyone's heard it, keep going. podcast, but it's like dude Yeah, but it's like yeah, she hit her head and we had to go to the ER. She's okay

Yeah, so I was and I obviously she was like, I don't know I hear over the British accent I hear ringing in my ear. I hear ringing in my ear and I'm dizzy and I'm like dude Brendan That would be a great I was like Brendan last concussion. He got when he got an accident He was fucked up for like three weeks. Yeah, and she was like, oh really I was like, yes, so Yeah, we're there I sense of delight. Mm-hmm Let me crazy if you're gonna go you hit your head and you just wake up like online you were Jamaican accident something There's dudes out went into comas then woke up and spoke fucking Ganja French or some shit smoke ganja look it up Nick yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I

used to be British until I hit my head and then I used to be British hit my head and then now I'm from New Jersey. It's so stupid. I knew Eric was going to laugh like that. Look at that. Woke up with a Chinese accent. Ain't that a bitch? I live in Plymouth. Born and bred here in Plymouth. About five years ago now. See?

That's not Germany. She's just retarded now. Yeah. There's still some questions as to whether it was a severe migraine. Culture v journey. She's just retarded now. Yeah Culture vulture that's what she is actually stroke event, but whatever it was have changed my husband's activity so the motor skills Communication part of brain my motor skill Motor skill At the time was very confusing but actually Listen that's just what Asian people sound like when they trying to speak English

Yeah, she does Anybody that doesn't speak English well, and they're trying to speak She's not speaking Chinese in any fashion down like they're Asian. She's not speaking Chinese in any fashion. That's all that is. Which I'm happy with because I can communicate, I can make a sentence. No, it's just so like, you know what, her jaw is like being wired.

I bet her friends know. Bro, how about how? She heard her jaw so she's like, so when you're, and then you're not Asian, I'm like, How about when she meets new Asian people and they're like, when you see what you're doing, shit the asshole

Don't make fun I hit my head yeah, right Yeah, right shitty woman, you just British asshole Better friends don't kick it with her fucking I bet her friends don't kick it with her. Woke up with a permanent Chinese accent. Yo, I got that Chinese British girl. Hell yeah! She's in my camp now.

I find something, there's something wrong with this. Would you stick with your girl if she fell off that ladder? It was like, oh my god Chris, I can't believe this happened. 100 fucking percent, dude. You would love it? Party, yeah. Dude, no I wouldn't want her to change, but like dude of mine change just has an Asian accent well that's changing you would make her hit her head again you'd be like don't you want to finish those

what else can you do what other accents hey mom dude I just I would me hope we put up there. Yeah, would you rather have that? I'm like Look at moon big on the area Hey, would you rather have a Chinese accent or just real like I can't Like I can't stop listening to I need camosi. What would you rather have that? Accent or like super hoodie bodies like super mmm Kevin. I Don't care either one. It's fine. I honestly don't care. I wonder be fun in the other Nah, either one either one. No, but then now you're fucking Chinese now. No, yeah, you say you're from the hood now Ah, but you would have to always be explaining it. Oh that that yeah

You know what I picked up the Asian one because because it's just like with the hood one It's like she doesn't know dude. She's not trying to be cool With the Chinese one. I'd be like she hit her head and they'd. Yeah, you know what, I'd pick the Asian one. Because it's just like with the hood one, it's like she doesn't know, dude, she's not trying to be cool. With the Chinese one, I'd be like, she hit her head and they'd be like, you know, shit, why? It would also be dangerous. Why are you always going to Asian places? That's what I don't understand. So Chris is like going out of his way to go to like the,

hey, we're gonna go to this Chinese run store. That's her people mask. He's like, we gotta go to this Chinese run store. And he's like, why are we here? Let's have Chinese food, babe. Okay's her people mask. He's like, we gotta go to this Chinese run store. And he's like, why are we here? Let's have Chinese food, babe. Okay, we get there. Wow, look who it is again. Fucking asshole, shitty wife.

Shitty wife. You're back again? It's that fucking shitty comedian. But if she has like the hood accents and then you're taking pictures with a kid and she's throwing up gang signs. And we go to Popeyes. In the back.

Yeah. She's all. Dude, whatever, bro. Trump is in office. Right? Thank God. Thank the Lord. I don't know, man. I mean, whatever.

You know what the fuck's up. Make money in the stock market. There you go. You know what the fuck's up. Theo had Tim Chalamet on his podcast? Motherfucker had Mr. Beast on, dude. Well, Mr. Beast goes on everything, but that's a little surprising. He must be a fan at the O's

Yeah, he said someone in his makeup chair had been listening to him And so he was like listen all the regular people episodes with like garbage man. Oh, okay Yeah, I was because that feels like a that feels like a hey, I'm a fan and you just make a call and you get on Yeah Trump opened up a lot of doors and you just make a call and you get on. Let's go. Trump opened up a lot of doors. I, it was.

Ha ha. She, yeah, Trump was like the Britney Spears when she went to Vegas to do a residency. Yeah, once you get the clearance, then it's, then all the other stars are like, oh, I wanna in on this. That's right, because before Britney Spears went to Vegas, nobody liked that.

It was frowned upon. Yeah, you'd be like, ugh, Vegas. It was like doing TV back in the day. Yes. It was? Yeah, dude, yeah, dude. Yeah, you'd be like, oh Vegas was like doing TV back in the yeah Yeah, dude, and then when she did that after that everyone was doing a residency really sense it was like oh yeah come to us Yeah, come to me. Why am I going around the country come to me? She made so much money. There's a lot of good like Bruno Mars There you choose that yeah, but Sleendion don't count cuz that's the kind of person that would be Adele

I'm talking about like there. Yeah, but Celine Dion don't count because that's the kind of person that would be there. Adele. I'm talking about like, yeah, more pop copy stars. The Eagles are at the sphere all the time. Old school bands, like I say, don't count. I'm talking about. Yeah, I get what you're saying. Beyonce. Yeah, somebody like that, yeah. Right, right, right.

Okay, okay, so I really get it now. Ba-ya-ya-da-da-da- now. Is seal in there? Oh my god, bro. You sound like a car you need to fix. Dude, that's from Batman Returns. That's not. That's from Batman Retard. Now I want to see that show. Yeah. It's just like, it's just Legos.

And the utilities got fund up, but he can still, he can still like, yeah, because you get that retard strength. And a fat ass. Out the back of the bad dude. Nick, be quiet! Retard to Batman now! I'm still trying to make you a quadriplegic detective. I'm gonna check that for 20 minutes. We want a midget butt on Batman. With his sidekick Robin, who's my wife who hit her head, who's now Chinese.

Shitty Batman. And they're always at Chinese restaurants. The folks at the restaurant are always ridiculous shit. They're always at Chinese restaurants. Batman fighting with just like noodles under his mask a little bit. No it would be like that one I sent you guys. What it was like with the guy doing the... Numb Chucks?

Jerking off two guys. Down the Telo. Oh I didn't see that. I didn't see that. You didn't see that? Uh-uh. Oh, come on, man. It was a dude with Down syndrome with the new truck.

He was nice, man. Yeah, but was it nice? And the thing it said, it said Downatello. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. I'm running off the race. Nice, you were nice. Like, this is rage-based. Yeah, but he's sick, though, dude.

My kick is sick. God bless, man. You wanna fuck with him? No way. No way. That's pretty cool. Yeah, he would be Batman. I like him. I'd be friends with a fucking guy.

The only thing though is like, you would know it's him though. Right. You know what I mean? Like he wouldn't... Unless he really... He wouldn't change... Unless he really did the voice. He would change his voice. It would be like... Yeah. Corky? Is that... He could change it. He would have to change his voice, the voice. He would change his voice. It would be like, corky?

He could change it. He would have to change his voice. We're going to hell. We're going to hell. It's not me, bro. It's just deeper. It's just deep. Oh my god.

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The bane. The bane. Mm-mm. Ian Edwards used to have a funny joke. It was stupid. Like, why everybody with Down Syndrome Hands Up has the same barber. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember that, yeah. They're all, why do they all get the same haircut?

Why do they do that? Why can't they make them saucy? We're in a silly mood today. Bro, why can't they make them saucy? Why not get faded up, bro? Yeah, man. Even though I got that down to cut right now. That's all good, baby.

There's, there he is. Eric, there's a detective. That's Mexican Eric, though. Wow. Yeah, I don't know about that. And his clothes don't- Oh, wow. Look at the high pants.

Why do I have to have a, a foopa? A foopa. Pants under his tits. But also, that's not a do I have to have a fupa? Pants under his pants. But also, that's not a detective vibe, Nick. What? That's Tommy Bahama detective. Oh, who's that one? Wait, what about that one?

They're all supposed to be Eric. Oh, wow. Uh-uh. Oh, hell yeah. There he is. Dude, that's Steve Carell slash Eric, and then he got in a train accident or something. He looks like an author.

Doesn't look like a detective. Look at the fucking really black one. That's weird that said it was Eric. Even the AI is like, we don't know what to do here. I don't know. Yeah. Oh, no. That one's terrible.

Grok AI is free on Twitter for a while. Was that it? It's very fun, yeah. Oh, really? OK. You have to pay for most AI apps now? Yeah, I mean, there's some good ones. Some are worse than others.

The one that the- I see that new Google one, the Vio one or whatever, Jesus Christ. Well I have one. Yeah, it's unreal. It's crazy. I don't like it. Well, I mean, whatever, you know?

I had this program called Video Leap, and I was just using it to like you can you know fix your clips But now they have all these AI functions video leap. Yes called video leap and now they have all these AI functions That's pretty crazy. I used to make my own clips on there. Oh, yeah That's what I'm saying, but now you should see it now man. Like they like this is this is a picture of Me Rachel and wolf that I put through the AI. Look what it did to it. Just toss hats on you guys and then made you guys older.

No, we had the hats. I'll show you the original picture. Yeah, it's crazy. So these, yeah, the effects that they have now with the AI apps is just like changing the voice, changing the face, you know. You're got them Teen Wolf knuckles huh? Yeah. Have you just solved that handyman? He's turning into a werewolf. Yeah yeah yeah yeah you should gel it. That werewolf's married huh? Yeah man. Yeah. Give that to Down syndrome Fade. Yeah yeah yeah. You have an issue?

No not at all. Each one has a part. Yeah okay yeah, yeah. You have an issue? No, not at all. Each one has a part. Yeah, okay, here we go everybody. I'm just saying. I always say I'm in mid-Werewolf transformation. That's what you just said. Yeah, but I always say that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is the part in the movie where the guy goes like this. Run! Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? You know me? I'm gonna... Brendan, Brendan, run!

Run! Yeah. So it's like, you know. Right before the profile shot of... Yeah. It's right before that. Well, it looks so painful turning into a werewolf, man. Doesn't it?

That's why you kill people afterwards. Yeah, you're pissed off. Run! Just at all times, man. That's hilarious. When you get older, the sucky part is like, when my knuckle hair has gray hairs, it's like, what are we doing?

I have to say, I look- I got the Just For Men at home. No, you need some rewind. You need that rewind. Dipping it in. Dude, I- In Petri dishes? People are like, exactly your hair.

Baby, get the Petri dishes out. People are like, you dye your hair? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I got the I got I I looked at that This is kind of I don't like talking about this But I I got I was looked at my pubes and I have three Gray hairs on my pubes like just straight up like it's happening long ones. Yeah. Yeah I know you probably have some already but like maybe you do I don't know but like I don't know Yeah, first ones I saw I'm like, oh god damn So I framed them I took them out I framed them

To find them though is like you made a necklace out of me. You're like, oh, that's one. Yeah, what's this neck? This is a little do you guys like a little pageantry if you go out to eat? No, no. Oh, like Solbe? No, uh-uh. I fucking hate this shit. Why do you tell me? Give me my food, dude. That's me right then. What's this, the end of pulp fiction, dude?

Give me my food. I don't want him touching my food. No, that's not the problem. Yeah, it is though Look at his thumb the fact that they have to stop in the mashed potatoes the fact that they have to hire a little Person to be around doing this at the same time as the part God I hate this shit No, it's it's just like I do this in the kitchen you fucking asshole. I

You fucking asshole. I... I... Cannot stand this shit. Me neither. Dude, I went to Salt Bay's Steakhouse in Beverly Hills. It was so embarrassing. Really, why? Because they're doing shit like this.

Just give me my fucking food, man. This isn't for you. You... This is when you... When you're like... You think you're balling and you take a girl on a date. It's honestly for chicks and Armenians. Yeah! These are the two people that love it.

Yeah! Women and also Persian Armenian people. They just go like people that love it. Yeah women and also Persian Armenian people Do it for me impress me Travel to the Middle East they have a thing. So in the Middle East they have VIP. Okay. They also have VVIP very very important person. Yes Like no joke. I have different lines because they like that The one day they were just like hey what if Hold on. Hold on. Hey

Yeah, they are cool, but check this out What if there was another line? Yeah Out of e dog. Hey Nick, what happened to salt bae? Is he still doing the thing cuz he was every remember heember he was like the liver king for a hot second. He was every...giving bitches deep throating fucking top sirloin and shit. Remember that? Look at this. He got caught up in the...

That's such a classic scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark. Yeah. And he just talks about it. He was sick. He gives the story as though he was sick that day. And it was supposed to be a big fight scene. He goes, what if I just shoot him? Oh wow. Yeah, and they were like, okay.

Spielberg was like, all right, let's do that. And it turned into like a great scene. So he's in a little bit of trouble. Who? The Salt Bae guy. Salt Bae? He's been closed in restaurants. You know Salt Bae?

Remember? Him and Connor, this guy? You cut the steak to make your girl deep throat it in front of you. Yeah, I was like, whoa, hey. He's got the ribs. So he got in trouble? Of course he got in trouble then.

Well, no, he's, the guy fucking- The rise and fall of Salt Bae's restaurant empire. That's rage. That's rage. That's not true, yeah. That's just somebody trying to get clicks. Also, who cares? Yeah. That's not true, yeah. That's just somebody trying to get clicks. Also, who cares? Yeah, he closed his New York one, huh?

He's down to one restaurant. He is? Yeah. Really? I thought he was like loaded. Celebrity steak chef Salt Bae has sparked fury posting a $108,000 receipt for a single meal at his Dubai restaurant.

They're always trying to flex in Dubai. Well, yeah. BBI. Because they have so much money. Like how else can we flex? Well, dude, that's what like, what is those like, what are those like bar girls called? No. Talking about Hooters?

No, no, no. Promo girls? Bottle girls? No, when they're at the bar, they're Talk about Hooters? No, no, no. Pro girls? Bottle girls? No, when they're at the bar, they're bottle service chicks, right? Like these bottle service chicks, that's what it's all about, man. What?

Well, it's all about like- People flexin'. Yeah, so you know, they're at a club, people got money, they're at a place, and it's all about these girls being like, oh, you wanna drink more of that? And he's like, yeah, give me the $25,000 bottle of like. And get the fireworks going really fast.

Yeah, so these are just bringing the bottle. Those girls make a lot of money off tips and stuff. Ball and old cash too. Yeah. They got business cards and shit. Now it's just all, that's all moved to just OnlyFans. Like I need to figure out how to, they had a thing they were gonna like,

Put your knuckles on there. Let your algorithm, you can like reset your algorithm. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They said they were gonna do that, but I don't see it, cause now they're doing this thing on Instagram where it'll be like, you know, post, post, post, and then three,

like three things, like four or five posts underneath. And they keep, have you guys seen that now? What is it? Yeah, like when you go to your Instagram. You got the new Instagram? No dude, it's not new, but it's like when you're in this area, let's say you pick someone, you know? And then when you go like this, right?

Then eventually it's gonna be, wait, let's see if they're gonna do it here. A lot of baby stuff, huh? Yeah, it's like a lot of baby stuff. Then it's like this, see? Then all of a sudden, all of a sudden, but it's all fucking, it's, this see All the sudden is Look like I click the baby thing

And now it's all cuz those chicks are fucking women Well those chicks are only fans because they're paying meta ads on there so they're paying for that pop-up on your profile It's like goddamn it. There's not one like here's the thing too. That was great about Instagram. You see like a super hot chick There's a private you click it and you're like, oh wow. Look at this Normal girl who's on Instagram who just happens to be hot, right? That's all gone now. Yeah now it's just If she's hot she's she's on it only fans. Yeah, there's like there's it's like 95% They're on only thing. They gotta make money man. No, I know but it's like like Jesus Christ but can I can I see something else I want to make a AI only fans girl oh hell yeah there's already no but the thing is you can pay yeah I know but you have to say that it's AI but who cares I wouldn't yeah you wouldn't

Nick could get away with it for a little bit till until he gets too big, you know? Oh yeah, oh, it's AI, huh? Really, well, it's not, she's somewhere. Prove that she's not real. Go not find her if she's not AI. She's somewhere, no keep looking. Yeah, but she's blowing Batman in this. Yeah, yeah. Yay!

So it's just really strange. Oops, yeah. Yay! So it's just really strange. Oops, sorry. Well, yeah. Someone set this in as Eric in the Wild. Oh God. Oh, I like that. Just wanna check in and ask how you're doing today. And I also wanna ask what are you doing

to take care of yourself today? I think, you know know with the news we Had some steam punch it okay look that body bro considering it's also okay to not be okay today remember that Someone's obvious in his Eric in the wild That's steampunk Eric's Yeah keep going That belly button is just big enough to do huh we want we watch something. Yeah, you fuck it How you think of that dude?

Yeah, but looks like a you want to fuck his belly button Yeah, if you had to fuck anything on this guy, it would be the belly button Well, I mean like you're forced to or to. Your family is being held by gunpoint. They said fuck a hole of this guy. Now I'm going to flap underneath his tit. You can just lift it and squeeze it man like a like a side tit. Mine's cleaner. I guess I'd do it fuck his mouth., dude. I'm there. I might as well... I'm making belly button soup. Hahaha!

You gotta fuck all of you. You wanna see how deep it is. God damn! Deep and tight. I'll do your ass. Hahaha! We got him covered then. You can pick a belly button? No. I'll do his ass. Turn around bro. Like if you're gonna do it, do it right? Yeah. That is... there's just everybody out there,

huh? You know what I mean? Like just there's all sorts of people. There's someone for everybody. But no, that's not true. Some people are fucking so bad at getting people, you know? Yeah, but there's still some of this. Right, right, right. That doesn't mean that there isn't someone out there. They just haven't found them. I don't know man. Because they don't get out of their basement. People don't know how to search. I saw two people at Coffee Bean the other day and they were just a couple and it didn't look like they were a couple and they were so weird-looking and I was just like man they they fuck huh you know that's really it oh I saw this what is this yeah I green oh this is great this is great this is great this is great this is great this is just fantastic so look it's an AI powered

grandma developed by British company Virgin Media 02 to take on scammers they just keep the scammers on the phone. The AI grandma. Really? It's not just our grandparents. I was one of them. Is she fake? She's fake.

Because while they're busy talking to me, they can't be scamming you. Get it? And let's face it dear, I've got all the time in the world. Get it? Mmm. So whilst you're out enjoying life, dance a little more. React a little more. Is Chompers real?

Taking you. Yeah. Yeah, she's real, Brendan, and now you're offensive. You know what I like about that girl right there? Chompers is offensive? That girl's right, she's in between being super hot and fat as fuck. She's like, she's one bad breakaway. You know what I'm saying?

She's like, you know what I'm saying? Cause you can see, you're like, ooh, this one bad breakaway. You know what I'm saying? She's like, you know what I'm saying? Cause you can see, you're like, ooh, this girl, she's, you know what I'm saying? Like she's dope, right? But then like, if she really worked on it, you'd be like, damn. I have a thing, dude. But now she's like, but she also,

one like vacation. You know what she probably has a boyfriend, she's comfortable. Nah, look, here's the thing. She's in sweats at home all the time. That could be a real fight. I don't care if somebody, I don a boyfriend, she's comfortable. Nah, look, here's the thing. She's in sweats at home all the time. That could be a real fight. I don't care if somebody's fat. I don't care if a woman's fat.

It's just proportionate, bro. That's the only thing that matters. You want fat all over. Yeah, like if you're fat with weird. No, why would you just have a fat ass? No, I understand, but then you, but I'm saying if you're bigger, you have to be proportionate. I'm saying if you're bigger, you have to be proportionate.

I'm saying if you're bigger. You can't. How am I if you're big as long as your tummy's not bigger? The, the. Well that's the what's it called, the thing that's proportionate. Yeah, but that's proportionate. But that's proportionate, I'm saying. I don't want you to have fat belly.

If the ass and tibies stick out more than the gut. There it is. Exactly, proportionate. Then she's not fat. Well. Well. But proportionate is what I'm saying. That guy's wrong.

Well, that's white guy theories. That was a black guy. I know, but the white guy theory is. That was Chet Hanks. So, black guy. Yeah. Yeah, facts. No, no, no, no, but I'm saying what you're talking about.

If you think, what's her name that was in masks, famous, she was in Charlie's Angels. Cameron Diaz. in what you're talking about. What's her name that was in Mask? Famous, she was in Charlie's Angels. Cameron Diaz. If you think Cameron Diaz has a nice ass, you're probably white. Oh yeah, for sure. Yeah, tell me you're white without telling me you're white. It's like being like, oh, Cameron Diaz got fat.

You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I go, if she's got a fat ass, what is Serena Williams? Right. They would be like, oh, well she's fat. That's how that Well, I should not feel like no like chin chin things Taylor Swift's like curvy You went too far bread I said she's starting to build some curves now, which is why no no no no no

She's don't like a no. No. No, you mean she's 35. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's what it She's no like a no no no you mean she's 35. Yeah, that's what it yeah She gets some curves. No no no she getting sick. He's not wrong. She getting sick. He's also not right Like a close curvy you wouldn't look at her and be like damn like she shouldn't be twerking remember when Miley Cyrus thought she had Yeah, that was wild. Just a flat ass twerkin'. She's on the Grammys or something twerkin'. And it was just black dudes at home. Just shaking bones. Just black dudes at home just like, what the fuck?

Anyway guys, I was like, what the fuck are we doing? Black dudes at home like, nah, B. Yeah. So that's what I'm saying. So she's just getting older and it just happens. You know. That's why she's trying. So she's just getting older and it just happens. That's why she's trying to get married now. I think Taylor Swift just woke up, she gonna wake up and be like,

oh wait a minute, I'm 35. Yeah. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I wanna have kids, I wanna be a fit. You know what I mean? It's like, oh shit. Is she 35? Yeah, she was like, I was busy being Taylor Swift

for too long. Making billions at all, just be on the road 300 days a year. It's time stopping. It's just what I'm saying. That's why I hope it works hope it works interesting yeah yeah it's definitely not gonna work out but yeah why he's a fine somebody okay my my workout now I saw a video of them singing you can tell Travis Kelsey's

like but I think it's gonna work I think Travis Kelsey as better at being a tight end then she is at being what she does. Okay. Hot take. So you think Travis Kelce is a better football player than she is performer? Yeah. Well, their bank accounts would beg the difference. No, no, no, no, no, that's two different things.

No, it's not. Being famous and being like, being famous ain't the same as being a great singer, being a great dancer, being a, you know what I'm saying? You understand the difference? Like she's not a great singer, she's a terrible dancer. But she's famous and popular and she's got, you know, she writes about being broken up with

and all the girls are like, yeah, I love this. But what I'm saying is- You don't think she's talented? No, I didn't say that. She's not the most talented. I said he's more talented at what he does. And that's why it works. Because she's a football fan of him honestly and

there's no other guy she could be with and other than a very famous popular successful athlete the guy got three Super Bowls he working on four he's got his own money it's like he's like that's the perfect guy for her I don't think I don't think that there's anything I couldn't care about less. The Taylor Swift? No, no, no. And him. Together. I don't care. The two of them. We're having a conversation. No, no, no. I understand. You're involved in the conversation.

I'm just saying. Is there a podcast? I don't know them. And I hope they're happy. Yeah, thank you. That's all I'm saying. I hope it works out. That's like, Jesus Christ, dude. Yeah, you gotta get on this rage bait. Yeah, you don't believe me?

Yeah. Of course I do. Yeah, but I mean That's just like something. I'm not interested She was trying to like she she was good with Harry Styles You that's not gonna work. He's too talented. No, it's like this too much They doing the same thing and you know, there's always a battle. I have one headshot Yeah, so you wouldn't want to date. Like if your wife was doing a podcast and you guys were always like, Hey, guess what guest I got?

You'd be like, it'd be a disaster. You have to have somebody that's like, that's why a lot of these like famous chicks end up with like some old Jewish banker or something. Like Serena Williams. They just end up with somebody completely, you know. Just beta white dude. That's why athlete is perfect.

Yeah. I get what you're saying. You know, I get what you're saying. It's like some of these women, That's why athlete is perfect. Yeah, I get what you're saying. I get what you're saying. Polar opposites. Like some of these women, they end up with like some scruppy looking billionaire guy cause he's the one guy that can be like, shut up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why Oprah's gonna be single for her whole life.

Yeah, yeah. I thought she's had a man her whole life. Stedman, you wanna count him as like, no dude. That's her red or die. No, no, no. No, her man is gay. Her man's gay. Only Bill Gates could like be with Oprah,

but why would he wanna be with Oprah? That's my whole thing too. Like the dude from Amazon, he ain't gonna get with someone like, he'd be like, what? No, no, no. Get outta here. I got AI robots hotter than you.

You know what I'm saying? We're selling them on our page. Yeah, Oprah's in a tricky situation cause she's not attractive. And then she's super powerful and has a ton of money. That's what I'm saying. Who's going to date you? But Taylor Swift was on that road, man.

And then she found a guy that's perfect for her. But Taylor Swift is arguably hot, though. Oprah's never been hot. For now. Right, right, right, right, right. But this is her childbearing years. No, no, no, I know, yeah. I mean, she's almost passed them.

Hopefully she froze to death. That's what I'm saying. Actually, if they get pregnant right now at her 35, she will be considered a geriatric pregnancy, which is crazy. I would. I would. Not fat.

I would. I'd smash Oprah right there. Kevin, nothing? How about Oprah up there? Top right there. All right. Kevin? Nothing? How about Oprah up there? Top right there. All right. OK, but Kevin, Oprah right there or super hot looking trans girl? Like she's, I mean, hot.

You don't even know. Nah, bro. You don't even know. So you take Oprah. What's this, though? You don't want to be having sex with this and be like, is this secretly a butt? Wait a minute. If I pull out and it's brown is this secretly a butt

Are you sure this isn't secretly a butt? Alright All right, I'll come in it You're so about to get everybody the best advice in the world I'm about to give everybody the best advice in the world. If you're ever unsure about if a female is clean or not, you stick your finger in your ear, you get some wax off, and then you touch her pussy. If she jump, she got something. What do you mean she got something?

That means she got a disease because- For real? Asses- I heard about that, but I never- Is it true? Have you done it? Black hair, that's the question. The wax? Yes indeed. I do it all the time. That means she got disease because The wax in your ear is a base all disease or assets So if you take a base and you touch it with a acid what it do it fees so she go jump If she jump type shit Get your ass ups. It's science This fucking guy

Right, that's your doctor. I know but check this out So what if like if she doesn't jump now you got to clean her pussy because she got earwax on it Hey, that's a whole thing to me. That also doesn't work You don't know that Cut to Chris trying it tonight and being like, wait a minute. Nice, baby. It didn't fizz. Let's go. He's like, where'd you get this from? It's like, you know, golden hour. Here's a funny thing, man. So, they will, this will be like, we take that as facts. The way our wives take TikTok videos

about baby shit as facts. Why can't we do that? Look at this. This is a myth that has been debunked by health professionals. The idea that your ass can burn or cause discomfort as a means to detect STDs is not supported by scientific evidence there. Yeah, no.

Hey, what do you know? Hey, what do you know? That guy with the hood on and the hat and the fucking do-rag on his head, the guy with three hats is wrong. Yeah, and then the white guy interviewed him thinking he's black. He's like, I've actually heard that before.

All right, I'm out. Look at these guys. But the fact that there's somebody out there who's like, huh, it might've been a guy who just saw that and he's like... Imagine a guy doing it, and then being like, oh, you're clean, and then fucking around, and then they'll be like, I have AIDS? Yeah.

But Doc, I did the earwax thing. And he's tweeting at this guy, bro! You ain't doing it right, that guy. It's a whole lawsuit. Hey Nick, is that Conor McGregor, Logan Paul thing real? I think so. Conor posted, yeah. They're gonna box? Right that guy's a whole Logan Paul thing real I think so he conard posted yeah They're gonna box

I'm rumors of about with Topi are false on in preliminary agreement with the Ambini family to face Logan Paul in boxing in India Then I'll seek my return to lock down the I don't know if he fights in the UFC every day. Now why would you do this WWF boxing thing instead? I mean, if it's a real boxing match, who you got? Connor. Really? But isn't he real small? I mean, I don't think I'm.

He's bigger than Floyd. I don't know. No, I would take Logan. What's that? He's bigger than Floyd. Oh yeah. I would take Logan Paul in this For this just box. Yeah, but Logan hasn't been boxing lately, right? He's just been kind of chillin doing WWE shit, right? So I think Connor would beat Logan but not Jake

Like I have no idea agree. I think so. Yeah, but also depends what weight they're gonna do that Look Logan's a big that's what I'm trying to say. He's big Jake's also fun. He's not that big no compared Logan Oh compared Logan's taller than Jake Yeah, no no, I wait. I was doing you never met Logan Paul. Yeah, he's a big fucking dude He's not 511. No, he's not 511, but he's like 6 1 or something like that. He's a tall dude really that tall He's a big dude man 5 9 maybe maybe 5 10 if he's a big dude, man. Five, nine, maybe five, 10. No, he's a big dude, man. He's a big dude. He's about six feet, maybe.

He's about 145. Uh, yeah, yeah. Jake Paul fights at 220. Well, yeah, right, right, right, right. You gotta figure out the weight. I mean. I don't think it's real. Oh, look at Paul, six, two.

Oh, wow. Thank you. All right. He would beat his ass. I'd still take common. Really? Yeah, boxing. Ooh, this, it's gonna be good one then. I hope they do do it. That's why it's a good fight Yeah, you know and it could you we're going off like, you know, the the knowledge, you know Connor comes from like a fighting background, but like this is like a different that's crazy. Right boxing. Yeah, I don't know man I'm taking Logan in that

I don't know man. I'm taking Logan in that That means the UFC is gonna grant them release to go find another promotion in India, which is weird They might just be done with them Especially the TV rights deal up. They don't be associated with them with all the negative press Well, what if Netflix picks out of it Connor? You lost everything really? Because he got because it was guilty. Wow. Yeah, damn. Wow. He lost everything. Really? Because it was guilty? Wow. Damn. Wow, he lost everything, huh? Yeah.

His whiskey, they pulled it from him. Oh really? They probably bought him out though, right? They bought him out way before, but he's still making monthly payments. He's getting monthly stipends, like millions of dollars a month. You think there was some sort of like,

contract, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh shit, that sucks. That fucks him. But so he's not, so now what? He's got, so how does he make the money now? If that's true, I think he's fine. If what's true. You know what I mean?

That's why we don't know, but. Well, yeah. You know, has few houses, million dollar houses, yachts, cars, like, and if you're getting millions of dollars a month, you're banking on that to cover everything. Right, right, right, right, right, million dollar houses, yachts, cars. If you're getting millions of dollars a month, you're banking on that to cover everything. All that goes away. Right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right.

Imagine you're not doing all that blow and being real smart with your money. Right, right. I agree. I mean, imagine if you're like, this is what I would say, if you were like, you're on the Cosby show, you're the other actors on the Cosby show,

and it's been in syndication now for 20 years And you're making you're making good money. I'm talking where they still yeah, yeah, because the syndication deal I know yeah, but like those like those that 70s. Yeah, it was like 20 million dollars a year It was crazy goes away, and it magic just goes away your Malcolm Jamal Warner You're not doing anything so that so there is not on anymore No, oh wow it really yeah. Oh wow yeah, and once that goes away You've been banking on that maybe you get in the house renovated you in the mid renovation and then this money goes away That's why when yes, why you should be a comic first cuz you know how to like save your money

I've been saving my money like I always think I'm never gonna work ever again Mm-hmm I always think that no matter what it is And then I just then then you know had a baby and got married had a baby and I was looking at my account And I was like, oh I could get a house. Mm-hmm, you know, that's just how it works So you should be but these people like this like that's why those third Remember that 30 for 30 about the football players to go and broke. Yeah, it's quick like If I think about myself, hmm, if you like you so you talk about winning a lottery I don't need to win 200 million dollars I can win six and

I'll be like mm-hmm they'll be in the accounts earning interest that's how I think different though those athletes you know they come from nothing then they get 50 million dollars no one teaches them about taxes, mortgages, a car payment. Yeah, it's a, whatever, a million dollar Bugatti. But do it cost, do you know what the thing is? I become a severe crypto guy if I make $6 million. If I make $22 million, doesn't matter. Millions and millions of dollars like that,

I go crypto all of it. Put it all in Cardano now. Some guys did that. I wish Cardano now. Some guys did that. I wish you would have. Some guys did. Imagine if you just, like, you had Bitcoin when it was just a dollar, and knowing now that it's over 100,000 Bitcoin.

Yeah, yeah, it's crazy. It's really crazy. But the thing is, now everybody's chasing. It'll never do. No coin will ever do that again ever go from like nothing to like that That's why anytime a little coin comes out. That's why there's all these scams because they go. Yeah, here's a coin It's gonna go to the next. Yeah, it's gonna could be the next and then it's just like people go But what can you do with this? That's what ends up happening. I know I bought Hawk tour coin. Yeah

But you sold it at the right time. Yeah, but Brendan was trying to fuck it though how come yeah where's the hunk of the two they should have called this Bitcoin they messed up yeah Chris Lee dot com will be in Brea and California comma let me do mine first yeah but they know Chris Lee I got calm blah blah I'm going to be in Fresno. I need help. Let's go to Anchorage. Go to my website. It's terrible. Chrislea.com, Peoria, Illinois, Spokane. Anyway, I'll be all over Denver. It'll be at all those places. Yeah. All right, kids.

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