The Golden Hour - Hawk Dua Lipa | |The Golden Hour #87 w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: July 5, 2024

The guys talk disclaimers on meds, foods their kids love to eat, Chris' upcoming trip to New Zealand, Erik's experience at the Lord of the Rings tour, the Hawk Tuah girl and a discussion on "15 minutes of fame", what the guys would do with time traveling, a debate on film trailers, a prison guard boning an inmate on video and much more! Get two extra episodes every month at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcast DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app NOW and use code GOLDEN

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Cause it is the Golden Hour It's the Golden Hour No, when you have an ad about gambling and then they have all that stuff at the end, so if they made prostitution legal, what would that stuff at the end be? It would have to be about like, you could get herpes it's no different than like the medications remember it's like might may cause blurry vision diarrhea death but it's just like i just i just feel like it's like you know it's almost

like they go hey we're gonna do this terrible thing yeah you know you're gonna do this thing the disclaimer is like so hilarious so i'm just wondering why don't they just say death it's almost like they go, hey, we're going to do this terrible thing. Yeah. You know, you're going to do this thing that could... The disclaimers are just... The disclaimer is like so hilarious. I'm just wondering like... Why don't they just say death? Then it'd be so much quicker with those medications. It's like the second half of the commercial.

Just say like, oh, by the way, it could cause death. Yeah. And then that's it because that's the worst thing. Just decide if it's worth it. Yeah. Move on. You can't sue them anyway. They're immune to lawsuit. Yeah, you can't sue any of those it. Yeah. Move on. You can't sue them anyway. They're immune to lawsuit.

Yeah, you can't sue any of those companies. Yeah, but they do do that. They have all that on the smoking. Other countries, they just have pictures of rotten teeth and cancer. Yeah, that works. You know, you've seen that? Dude, how about this, man? I just saw this video on Instagram about this guy talking about his kids and what he lets them eat, right?

And he's saying, do you know that we make, like Fruit Loops, for instance. Fire. We make Fruit Loops. They make Fruit Loops in the United States a certain way, then they send it to other countries. And it's different. And it's different. So is chocolate.

All the dye and all the stuff that they have, it's not. They send it there. They make it here and send it there. But for our kids. We get the worst of the worst, we get the worst of it. That's why everyone's so fat. I hate to even have to start thinking about that kind of stuff. Yeah, I know.

Because Calvin's four. So now it's like cereals and other kind of. What are you doing? He's had Fruit Loops, right? Or is he the weird kid? Really? What kind of peer pressure is that? Well, I'm just saying.

There's that one parent. That doesn't work on me. I'm 44. But he. There's those one weird parents like he only eats organic sushi you know if that was a thing you're like i gotta get my kid fruit loops because brendan you want fruit loops yeah here you go babe let him eat it um no uh i have uh i he well he loves well Well, the things, the trash, quote unquote, that he eats is... The junk. Yeah, the junk.

Is he loves waking up and eating a Clif Bar, which is... Candy. Candy. I know. It's not... Obviously, it's not the worst of the worst, but my... And he's also so thin. I know.

I know. No, no. I know. But my wife is just like... She thinks that Clif Bars are like for rock climbers. Yeah. You know what I know. No, no, I know. But my wife is just like, she thinks that cliff bars are like for rock climbers. You know what I mean? We're burning tons of calories, yeah. And she's like, oh, he's going to be,

if he eats cliff bars, he's going to be a track star. I'm just like, dude, you don't understand. Just because the cover has a rock climber on it doesn't mean it's good. Oh, no, that's terrible. Cut your Froot Loops, put in a bodybuilder cover. Yeah, exactly right they should that's what Wheaties does I know like hell yeah Jordan right yeah Wheaties is probably terrible

for you too awful and when I was a kid I thought well you gotta eat your Wheaties yes all of its fake marketing bro and then think who sponsors the Olympics Wheaties Kellogg's Coca-Cola weird kelongs coca-cola weird i i so he eats so and what does he eat like he he you know i don't want to not i it's weird as a parent like you don't want to be like no sugar no sweet i know parents that do that but it's like those parents are weird but this is gonna make the kid later on be like oh that's taboo i'm gonna get fat but also he goes to school he goes to school and he opens it up yeah and you're yeah and his boys are like are those organic carrots right right and then he's like what'd you get he's like fucking dunkaroos bitch you know and then your kid's that weak kid well that's why what we talked about on another episode is like you have to just like i think

it's more about training your kid to be their own person and not worrying about what people think about them at school yeah that's not realistic though is it well i mean somehow you have to it depends what he's doing i know but that's the issue is like you know you know you don't want your kid to open up the lunch box and it's like you know yeah you know it's a barley and right i mean yeah it's got no that kid's gonna get bullied yeah 100 yeah that's true but it's all but it's all about moderation yeah no i know yeah like did you eat junk food as a kid some some yeah right you and i did you know what yeah we're the same no motherfucker it was that little moment before you said anything being included at the last moment hey editor editor pause that moment and replay it again he included himself in the last in the last minute you and i

you and i got down you didn't know it wasn't till i was 26 and i tore my acl playing basketball you said i got fat you sound like uncle rico you sound like uncle rico what you're saying sound like uncle rico what happened so i was very skinny no i'm out no we've seen pics we know i know and you were balling no but i'm just saying it's all about moderation like my son went to So up to that, I was very skinny. No, we've seen pics. We know. I know. And you were balling. No, but I'm just saying it's all about moderation. Like my son went to Disneyland two days ago. We put the Apple Watch on track of steps.

It was 10 miles, 11 miles, over 24,000 steps. And my girl's like, yeah, but he ate terrible. I'm like, do you think he ate fucking 24,000 steps worth of calories? I'm close. I'm close. He could have a funnel cake. Yeah. Well, yeah.

Well, I mean, we're not talking about – See, what you're talking about is like the occasional thing or it's like you're doing something fun. I'm talking about the day-to-day. This is like are you going to have Cocoa Pebbles in your cabinet? Are you going to have Fruit Lo like, are you going to have cocoa pebbles in your cabinet? Are you going to have fruit loops? If he's going to eat cereal, he eats honey nut Cheerios, which is

bad for you. That's what I'm saying. That's what he'll eat. He loves pasta and pizza and shit. That's just food. All kids love that. There's nothing like he loves chocolate and then every time my wife gets those little Coca-Cola cans,

I don't drink Coke. The gummy ones? No. Oh, the tiny cans? The actual, yeah. Yeah, so bitch. I know. But he'll be like, can I have the rest of that?

It's really cute. But the more information that comes out, doesn't it not scare you? You guys are... Yeah. You must be... I grew up on that shit. Doesn't scare you at all?

Yeah. No. When you meet them. No, no. Wait till he gets older. As a parent, I just want him to eat something. Oh, got it.

Well, with Calvin, yeah. Billy is a fucking... I mean, he's a Sarlacc pit, but yeah. Yeah, I'm putting my baby on keto, man. She's getting so thick. And then Tiger, I'm like, hey, bud, you're a little too thick for baseball. But then Bosty, harlech pit but yeah yeah i'm putting my baby on keto man she's getting so thick but then tiger

i'm like hey bud you know too thick for baseball but then bosty he looks like he's been in concentration camp like i'm like dude i can see your ribs and your spine really you gotta eat a piece of pizza all the dunkaroos you want like he can't get enough calories yeah bill yeah it's true though billy is just if if anything looks like food he's just you know what's triggering is when parents go my kid's a good eater fuck off god get the fuck out of here it's a weird it's like tell me you do yoga oh interesting my kid's a good eater i see yeah i drive a tesla yeah i get it it's like the same person yeah i get it oh by the way i'm in australia right now so go go oh no i'll be in australia next week right i'll be in a uh brisbane uh perth melbourne

adelaide and also new zealand i always forget i'm going to new zealand too auckland july 14th you've been san jose improv come check me out and also now august 8th at the done covina they can go to chris dealer.com yeah august 8th at the covina Laugh Factory Auckland's dope It is yeah I heard it's great You've been there Yep Great crowds

And then also I made the mistake I thought they used The same currency as Australia Oh they don't? I wouldn't know Me neither What do they use?

Yen? Probably That's Japanese Oh yeah true So just make sure You don't make that mistake because i tried paying for coffee with australian nah they were pissed now we gotta hold you for a while in captivity um i i'm gonna also be in san diego dude check that out we're at memphis

uh i'm gonna do laugh factory don't yeah i love that room expensive uh hold on dude Memphis Dude Beaumont I don't push these ones Beaumont and McAllen, Texas Fake places Dude I don't think Duluth, Minnesota I've never heard of it Birmingham, Montgomery Mobile, Alabama

And Sioux Falls Dude I don't think Beaumont and McAllen Are Real places I don't think

I don't think they're my I don't know if they're my demo I think it's pretty much Mexico McAllen You'll find out Hola Doing my bits in Spanish I don't even know Spanish

So yeah Duluth though is a spot there I don't know man Crystalia.com come see me so yeah Duluth though is a spot there I don't know man I don't know who fucking ChrisAlea.com come see me but

wait what were you gonna say you were just saying talking about what were you just talking about the currency New Zealand dollar New Zealand dollar have you been to New Zealand

you have right yeah I remember you telling me about this you went there for I know you went you went there because Lord of the Rings

was filmed there yeah yeah I went for Hobbit town I went to cook islands first for vacation yeah i spent a couple of days and uh didn't you have a bit about it or something no no but i just i was just i loved going to the i wanted to go to the the lord of the rings set right and what we know and it's great beautiful so it's actually a working farm. It's a real... Wow. And then they have a little hobbit.

There's hobbits that work the farm? No, no, no, no. They have the little town you can walk through. It's great. In New Zealand, you feel like you're in a different country. Australia, you're like, oh, it's a cleaner America. Yeah, it's not really. But New Zealand, you're like, holy shit, I'm in Jurassic Park. No, I disagree.

Not in the city. Okay, here he comes with his fucking hard points. Yeah, when you fly into Auckland, you're in anywhere that you would be in the United States. There's gas stations. There's all kinds of regular stuff. You have to get outside of the city, then it looks different. How is where you're performing? Probably next to it.

It's pretty Jurassic Park-ish. I'm performing in Auckland. Yeah, that's where I was, Auckland. Auckland is... Yeah, yeah. Is this probably where they shot Jurassic Park

or something yeah actually that's Hawaii I'm going there too I'm going to be in Hawaii too in October anyway

that music is good huh but the fucking doesn't beat Godzilla anyway Godzilla music is the shit fine did you watch

no not yet but that's because oh did you see House of Dragons the other night yeah No, not yet. But that's because. Did you see House of Dragons the other night? Yeah, it's getting a little slow, but it's good. Yeah, but.

When they sat down at the table together. Bro, bro, bro. So graphic. Yeah, I like that. Oh, you want to talk about. No, no, this was. Oh, with the kid? No, when they were walking around the brothel. Oh, he saw something.

What they were showing. Oh, that dude getting his dick sucked? Yeah, I was like. Oh, I like that. Did they show it? Really? Deep Throat? I love it, dude.

I want to see it. On HBO, I'm in. And because it's medieval times, the guys just have bushes. Did they have to do? They kind of have to do. What if they went, What if they did that on? Oh, my God.

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Sure, man. She's everywhere. She did her first interview and she's like, I wasn't a school teacher. My dad's not a pastor. She's like, my dad's wild as shit.

He doesn't care. First of all, if you watch more of that interview, it's actually pretty cringe. Yeah, as shit. He doesn't care. First of all, if you watch more of that interview, it's actually pretty cringe. Yeah, no shit. They just took the one moment that was sort of funny. But the whole thing, the guy's just kind of like being a pervert. Oh, really?

Yeah, it kind of sucks. Yeah. I was talking to Chin about- I saw a girl interviewer, yeah. But I don't know. The girl, yeah. The main one is a black dude. Oh, he's talking about the original one?

Her first actual interview talking about the Hawk Tua situation? But my question is, how long is her star going to last? How many days? Well, I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. Because Dogface is out, right? Remember the guy on the cranberry, the sip of the cranberry on the skateboard? The cholo guy on the skateboard.

You don't remember? Oh, that guy. Yeah, he's like four years ago. He was on King of the Sting. The dude, remember the dude, the redhead that on the skateboard you don't remember oh that guy yeah he's like four years ago he was on king of the sting uh the dude remember the dude the redhead that played the political song oh yeah he's out oh yeah remember that yeah leroy jenkins is a realtor who's that is he no i'm just kidding that's hilarious um yeah uh i i i it depends because, yes, these things come and go, of course. But also, there are ways to capitalize on it. Like the bad baby.

Isn't that the one that catched me outside? Not just capitalize. That bitch is like. She rich, rich. Yeah. She got some work done, too. She was on a boat twerking the other day. I saw that.

Listen, man. Whatever the girl's name is, I don't think we should call her Hot Tui anymore. Yeah, Hot Tui. But the thing about that moment that was what made it viral is it felt genuine. Yeah. It's one of the few times now. And that's why people listen to my podcast. I speak from a place of-

Made it about him. But that's what I think it is. Because she just was having fun and then mostly everything is contrived now. Yeah, it was fun. It was's what I think it is. Because she just was having fun. And then mostly everything is contrived now. Yeah, it was fun. Nothing's real anymore. So when you see a thing like that, you're like, oh. So I think that's what it is. And she seems like a fun chick.

So I think she can capitalize on it. She's got a manager now and all this stuff. She has a whole team. Yeah, why not? She works at a spring factory. A what? Spring factory. Oh, really?

And she's been on social media, apparently. She took a break before. She's like, yeah, just want to get for my mental health. I'm like, have you logged back in? It doesn't matter. We talk about it too much. I mean, imagine, though, that's who you are. You're known for Hawk Tua?

Yeah. I mean, what are we talking about? Yeah, except for Bad Baby was known for Catch Me Outside. Now she's not. She is because that's how you know her. I know, but no. She's known for making bank now. No, but now she's known as like –

A rapper? Yeah. Only fans girl? Only fans, yeah. That Hawk Tua girl, I don't know how far she's willing to go, but she could do an Only Fans doing Hawk Tua. Yeah, totally. Well, she should just make merch.

Well, that's what other people are going to do. It's going to be like how a tissue is called Kleenex, but Kleenex is just a brand. Yeah, the blowjob is a Hawk Tua now. Yeah, it's going to be like, you know how a tissue is called Kleenex, but Kleenex is just a brand. The blowjob is a Hak Tua now? Yeah, it's going to be a Hak Tua. I saw one where they had a street fighter guy and it went Hak Tua or Hak Tugan

or whatever the fuck. And then a head just comes out. How do they do that? So, make a verb. I hope somebody, I bet you somebody already, what do you call it? Copyrighted that phrase. I bet somebody did and then approached her and was like, okay, we want to represent you.

Very, you know, trademarked, talked to her. Slimy. Imagine you. Slimy. But think of it like this. You make some, some idiot asks you some question on the street. You have fun. You're a little drunk.

You're a girlfriend. And then you were like laughing about it. And then the next thing you know, it's this. You wake up the next day and you're like, wait, what? Hey, here's a better question. What if she doesn't suck good dick? Well, that's the – Like what if some guy is like, finally, man.

It's the Hawk Tour girl. Legendary. He's like, what the fuck is that? She's just like – She'll never have to's like, finally, man, it's the Hawk Tua girl. Legendary. He's like, what the fuck is that? She's just like... She'll never have to do it. She'll never do it again. Hey, what the heck? He's like, put that Hawk Tua on it, girl.

She's like, I was hammered, dude. I don't even know what you're talking about. She obviously knows what she's doing if she's doing that in the fucking interview, but yeah. I don't know. It's all up for debate. I mean, bro. You'd be like hooking up with a porn star

and they just lay there like a limp fish. Like, what the fuck? She could do a class at the Learning Annex. We'll see how long she has. Yeah. Wow, what a weird, what a weird thing. What a weird world.

What a weird, who was the first person to go viral like that? No, no, no. To, like, sex makes sense. Like, if you're like, oh,

like, if you didn't, if you were just with a woman and you were the only people in the world, like, you'd figure oh like if you didn't if you were just with a woman and you were the only people in the world like you'd figure it out sex wise but the the blowjob thing probably came later you know remember we talked about this it has to be because i'm thinking of hygiene right right right you know that's all i always think right right it didn't you know it had to be right yeah when people started bathing. Yeah. Oh, totally. Yeah.

Yeah, totally. Yeah. But did the guy go back to the village? He's like, dude, I just had my girl put her mouth on my dick. It's fantastic. Because when did bathing become like a thing where we needed to do that daily? The 80s? Imagine.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait a minute. So in 74, we just were like, just out here funky? John F. Kennedy's fucking junior smelled so bad. I mean, I just think that there had to be. Like, at what point, there must have been a time in history, right, where people were just hanging out, and then somebody was probably like. You smell like shit yeah we no yeah well think about think about like the big wig guys when they wore those oh well they yeah

forget it i'm so happy i wasn't around during that time suits in the fucking in the middle of fucking texas well that's always the downside of everything if you think about like you know like if you had yourself now yeah and it was a machine, right? And then you would just zip back to any period in time. You would just feel like, how do you guys live like this? I feel like I'd fit in. Yeah, I would try to go to the future. You'd go to the future? Not me.

You'd go to the future? Fuck that. Are you kidding me? No, are you kidding me? I'd go back in time. You make money just off that? Real estate. You're to the future? Fuck that. Are you kidding me? No, are you kidding me? I go back in time. You make money just off bets? Bro. Real estate.

You're talking about materialistic things. I'm thinking about going to the future, coming back, and warning everybody. Warning everybody? Guys. Guys, do not let this talk to a girl get famous. No, I think you should go back in time. If you go back in time. Yeah.

We could go back in time and save people. JFK, don't hang on the back like that. We could start with him. No, no. If I could go back in time, like anywhere. Don't fly September 11th. No, no. I would go further.

I would go. World War II? Why? Yeah, for what? Oh, we're going to fight in it? For what? You go to Germany. What are they going to do?

No, he's not. Watch out for Hitler. What are you going to do? You, he's not going to do it. Watch out for Hitler. What are you going to do? You have to go even before that. You have to go when he was born. No, you got to go to the college that rejected his art scholarship. I'm like, trust me, you want to do this. Dude, no, you just go back and go, and when he's born, then you go kill him.

Nope, can't kill babies. No, you can't kill babies. That's bad. If they just gave him the scholarship for his art project, then he's dead. Then you kill the dad who nutted in her mom. Okay. No, I like it. This is what I would do.

First of all, I would do some research. Find out the last 20 lottery winners. Okay. Kill them. And then, no, no, no. You go back to the first one. Because here's the thing. You can't go pick a lottery that no one won and then you win.

Because then it changes the future. Num can't go pick a lottery that no one won and then you win because then it changes the future numbers. So you have to go and get the same numbers as somebody that won and then you can just keep doing it. After 10, people are going to be like, this guy's incredible. Just go make bets, though. That's easier. Bets is easy or real estate. Even with bets, I think after a while.

Dumbo. Dumbo. Remember Jay-Z rapped a thing about how he was in Dumbo and he should have gotten more real estate. Well, I'm just saying. Let's take a little break, fellas. Let's take a break, Eric. I don't know who you're texting, but, dude, you should text them this.

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I know, I know. What are we talking about here, guys? It's too easy. Stock's too easy. What are we talking about here, guys? I'm Nancy Pelosi over here. Just put $100,000 in Google. That's a lot of money seven years ago.

No, I would buy Bitcoin. You were talking about, all right, guys. Yeah, for real. You talk about violent or graphic, right? Yeah. House of Dragons. I saw, you know, violent nature. Do you know about this movie?

No. Can you like pull it up? Is it on Netflix? Can you not do this thing with your face? No, it's not. I bought it on Apple. It's freaking here. But violence is in the title.

Yeah. And you're mad that it was violent? Oh, no. No, it was great. I loved it. 5.9. Unique and gruesome? What's that?

That's horrible for IMDb. Violent. This movie is not. Yeah, I don't know. Is it horror? I mean, who pays attention to that shit? It's just gory. Is it horror?

No, it's horror. Yeah, and it's really good. It's really well done. Let me see the trailer. That surprises me, 5.9. It's really well done. Already the hand kind of sells me. No, Chris, I don't know.

No, I have good taste. No, no, no. Especially with horror. Thank you for already knowing that. I don't know, dude. Go, go, go. Play it. Play it.

Play it. I don't think we can play it. Play it. Oh, can we not? No, I think you get dinged for video, too. I think we do. You do, you do. But let me see it.

Just a little bit of it. Yeah, maybe a little bit. Everybody, at this moment right now, go watch the trailer, and then we'll time it. Yeah, that's what we'll do. The reason why it's such a simple story, it's such a simple story, but the way they did it was so different that it was great. Well, there are scenes where it's not following him,

but it's most of the time the dialogue you hear is the dialogue he overhears. It's really fucking awesome. It's really awesome, dude. And... Do we get any background on him, though? Yeah.

Family, why is he like this? Yeah, yeah. His diet. His mother. Something about his mom. And... And... The...

The... The way they do the gore is almost like... Too realistic? It's like... Those actors are dead? Yeah, they're dead. What if that's like

a meta movie? It's good, bro. That's weird. 5.9. Maybe, you know what, if somebody is a normal person in Oklahoma and they just watch that, they're like, why are the scenes so long? Maybe. But that fucking thing was great.

I don't care too much about the ratings. I don't look at ratings. Anybody that's rating a movie, I usually don't relate. You should only go see a movie if the trailer looks like something you want to see. And that did, and I couldn't wait for it to come out. Completely disagree. There's some points about it. I love that reaction.

Okay, I do watch the trailer. There's some points about it. I love that reaction. Okay. I do watch the trailer. But my thing is this. If the whole movie's in the trailer, I'm out. Yeah. No, I agree with that. I agree with that. There are good trailers out there, though.

Yeah, yeah. Like that is great. Yeah, that is a good trailer. I want to see that new motorcycle movie. It's based off of Biker Gang. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

That Austin dude from Elvis? Sometimes now. When you're a kind of actor that's known for being artsy-fartsy, and then every trailer is you being like, I'm the best actor ever, I don't want to see it. Yeah. He's great, but I'm tired of it all being about him being great. Yeah.

What's the movie about? It's a biker gang. Well, look. No, it's about him. They keep showing him. That's a true the movie about? It's a biker gang. It's about him. That's a true story. That doesn't matter. His performance in Elvis was unbelievable.

It was good. It was unbelievable. It was just like he's so good at it. He couldn't stop talking like Elvis. But I didn't like that movie. It was a montage. It was based off a's so good at it. Maybe he couldn't stop talking like Elvis. But I didn't like that movie. It was a montage. I mean, it was just a whole montage. It was based off a book from the manager that fucked him.

Well, whatever it was, it was just a montage. It was barely a movie. I thought it could have been better. It was fine. It was like whatever. He did so well. He was so good that you're like, you could watch the whole thing. I agree.

Yeah. And Baz Luhrmann is a spectacle the way he makes his movies. It was like visually cool. All right. Stop using that lingo visually beautiful but Tom apparently Tom Hanks what's the lingo

I want to know visually visually no it was about you knowing the director's work yeah I don't like that Boz Lerman I don't like that

you say that kind of stuff yeah I'm out thank you whoa whoa whoa when he gets all artsy fartsy yeah fuck you as if you're like an expert gets all artsy fartsy yeah like you're like as if you're like an expert on that i'm not an expert no he thinks he's better than us yeah you know what you're doing right now exactly like the parent that goes my kid's a good eater yeah

fuck you that's not true that's not what i was doing i don't think i'm better than you guys it's because of other things but i do think uh no boz lerman. But you guys know Baz Luhrmann's movies. What else has he done? Romeo and Juliet. Never seen them. Moulin Rouge. Nope. What do you mean?

Moulin Rouge is so good. Gay. Vous les vous couchez à ce soir? I thought that was Christina Aguilera. Bro, you know when you get in a house and they have that thing called a Moulin Rouge? What's that? It's a tax. It's called... Oh, God. so i'm talking to my realtor

and i say if someone says something i want to hear it just can i afford it just do it i said i was like what i was like and then what about that moulin rouge did they laugh that's what i call it she's like well we have to find out about the moulin ruse thing you know so the next time i talked to her, I said, that's gross. That director did The Great Gatsby. I love that movie. Great Gatsby, fantastic. That was a good movie I remember. Oh, now he's won you over.

See? Well, now. No, Baz Luhrmann is a good director. He's one of those directors that when you watch his movies and then you find out he's gay, you're like, oh, of course he is because these movies are so gay the way they're made. Even the horror one was gay? Which one? No, he didn't. Wait, what? Bosler? Oh, yeah, he did.

Yeah, he did do that one. Yeah. Yeah. What was the last? What were we talking about? What the fuck? You fucked everything up right there. Bosler. Yeah. I don't know. You know he's gay. He just said that.

What else was he in? Oh, Australia. Elvis. Elvis. That was what he made, right? Elvis, right? Yeah, he's gay. He just said that. What else was he in? Oh, Australia. Elvis. Elvis. That was what he made, right? Elvis, right. Yeah, he's great. These are his movies? That's it?

It's worth watching. Yeah, because he doesn't, you know. Oh, he's one of those. One of those guys. Wait for the perfect project. Wow. Wow. That was fucking nine years ago.

How do you do that? I have no idea. Honestly. Yeah. Like, how do you, like. Takes a while to make a masterpiece. Well, he probably wrote, he writes the movies.

I get it. Five years? I know, but maybe he's got, like, a deal. I mean, like, not everybody needs, like, an enormous amount of money. Yeah, but to be fair, but the Great Gatsby book,

so that can't be too hard to write. Elvis book can't be too hard. It's probably hard. I don't know. It's not like he's creating the characters. We have all that. That's all set. It's probably hard in a different way, hard. It's probably hard. I don't know. It's not like he's creating the characters. We have all that. It's all set. It's probably hard in a different way though. Yeah, it's... Brendan, come on. Brendan, come on, dude.

I'm talking to two directors here. Hawk Tua. Hawk Tua. Hawk Tua. But anyway, you should see that movie. Oh, and you know what else I did? I started... Because we were talking about this, Eric. I restarted Dark Matter because I was too confused. Good, good. I restarted Dark Matter because I was too confused.

Good, good. I restarted. Oh, by the way, I want you to finish it. Okay. I don't want you to remember what I'm saying right now. Okay, okay, okay. The last two episodes, like the episode, the second to last episode, I was like, what? Oh.

They don't, like I didn't like the end. I'm just going to say that. I didn't like the how they, but the last episode, last episode, though, you kind of go, oh, okay. That's on Apple? Yeah. You have that right. But leading up to it, I think it's really good. Apple's good, man.

You know what it is, Chris? When a weird mystery kind of thing, whatever, when they reveal the secret – I know. I know. Sometimes they don't know how to like – I know. It's like ta-da. You're like, like. I know. It's like ta-da. You're like, okay.

It's like a surprise party. Is Dark Matter sci-fi? Yeah, it's a book. It's also a book. Oh, you don't like sci-fi? No. I love sci-fi. No, man.

My shit is. Is it in space? No. Dude, you're out of your fucking element. Dude, here's the deal. So it goes thriller, suspense, goes Thriller suspense Top for me And then I would say then

Probably horror And then sci-fi Those are my favorites Comedy is The last one Yeah me too Comedy and action Is at the bottom

Really Yeah I don't like action movies Really What Hate them Brenton's like That's my everyday dude Yeah facts

No wait why Action Is so mindless And just put it on Who cares Yeah I don't like mindless shit i like uh i like biopics i like biopics please say biopic i like all that stuff i like real shit man it's a biopsy pics yep biopics are so i like horror the best and then like

documentaries real shit yeah but but by biopics are but're always – anything based on a real thing is – it's always – Exaggerated? It's just not true. It's just like – just say fiction. No. I like – I don't like comedies that much anymore either because I know that they're – it's like watching – the comedies now is like watching Skinamax. It's like I know you're not fucking. You know?

This is not getting me there. Yeah, totally. And the comedies that they do now, you just kind of like – Oh, they're awful. Yeah, you're just like, I know you're not fucking. You know? This is not getting me there. Yeah, totally. You know? And the comedies that they do now, you just kind of like. Oh, they're awful. Yeah, you're just like, oh. Because you know they're trying to check the boxes. Yeah, yeah.

It's like, let's get back to, like, comedy, you know? It's like. Until they do another. If you think about comedies, let's say, 15 years ago, could any of those comedies be made? Yes. I think so. If they weren't so scared. I bet workaholics couldn't be made now.

No, that would be way different. It'd be these guys over here. I think it would do well, though. This is Anders right here. But I think if someone took the chance and did something like that, it would crush. It would crush. It would absolutely crush.

I don't know if it would get across the finish line to be made now. That's why if they actually took a chance and made it, the fan base is there. Clearly, the fan base is there. Of course, man. And that's why anytime something comes out that's kind of like even a little remotely. So weird. You know, I just don't know.

So I'm with you. I think you don't like comedy because you know it's not going to be funny. Right. And so you have a high expectation of comedy. So it's like, why be disappointed? It's weird, too, because I think Jason Bateman is funny. But I would never see a movie with him in it. Because I just know what-

If he's like a lead? I mean, he's- No, because it's like, I'd rather just see- I don't know. It's just like- Have you seen Zootopia? That's unfair. Because he's like-

He's the voice of the fox. No, but he's like... Stupid. But he's like De Niro. De Niro's the same guy in every movie. But you love it. I used to. Jason Bateman does that thing.

He's got that thing. Yeah. He's got his thing. Yeah, I guess. He's really good. Horrible Bosses is great. Fantastic. Yeah, but bro, that was 15 years ago.

Ozark? What about Ozark? No, I'm talking about comedies. He's really good at that. No, that was 15 years ozark what about ozark no no yeah no i'm talking about comedies he's he's really good at that i say just direct you like movies like like gone girl and yeah see i like those kind of movies too it's like where you're like okay what's gonna happen but i'm a huge tyler perry fan he's in that he's in it is he yeah and gone girl nick what do we got? No. He is in that.

It's amazing that Tyler Perry can be in movies like that. It's so weird. And then make the movies that he makes. It's so weird. It's bananas. But didn't he shut down his studios because of AI? He was like, oh, we're fucked and shut everything down? No. What?

That's what Brian Callen told him. That's what Brian Callen told him. Oh, yeah. Brian's been saying a lot of really true stuff lately. Yeah, yeah. Fair point. Brian's deep into the black community. You're right. Dude, Brian just fucking...

I did a show with him the other night. How was it? Great. And he was just like... He's just either late or... Oh, there you go, you fucking idiots. Oh, wow. Puts $800 million...

He didn't shut it down. He just stopped his expansion. Expansion on hold. Yeah, because he's like, this ain't the future. But $800 million studio, $800 million for a fucking studio? Why would he put it on hold? No. No, because I think he's like, huh, why should I spend $800 million when I can just go interior,

cab, and then the AI makes it. Or I'll just put the. Nobody over there. No, I get you're black, bro. That's fucking hilarious. Everybody in Atlanta just went like this. All right. See you next week, everybody.

Golden Hour. What do you got, Nick? This is pretty hard to watch. This guy ran into Dua Lipa. Oh, God. Oh, no. And he sings her a song. Oh, God. Oh, and she doesn't like it?

No, of course it's bad. Look where they are. It's like when people come to your bits in front of you. I'm watching a Camden documentary. I think it's amazing. Right now, I'm busking around Camden. Wait, can you pause it? Dude, here's the thing about,

this is why it's awesome being a comedian. You can get out of situations like this. Hey, bro. Hey, don't do that. It's going to be awful. Oh, bro, you lock away? They'll be like, oh, you. You know what I mean?

Yeah. But a singer. You got to be nice. If she did that, people would be like, oh, what a fucking raging asshole. Right. 100%. Right, right, right. All right, go ahead.

I feel like most comedians can't do that. That's like your persona. But if Eric did that to someone. No, he would do it. He could do it. He could do it. Well, yeah. I mean, I guess.

Like, Chin just laughed. Like, Nick, do you know? I don't know. Have you been watching for a year? It depends on. Like, Bill Burr could do it. They're like, yeah, he's an asshole. Nick said, bad example, bad example.

Eric's an asshole. Yeah, I think... Certain comedians can't do it. I think they... I think they all could. No. All right, okay. I don't think so.

I wanted to play you 30 seconds of my song. And if you like it, I just want to get your reaction. That's it. Okay. I tell myself, don't stress. your reaction. That's it. Okay. I tell myself don't stress, it's not gonna get better. Got no peace, but I'll beat whatever. Oh, look at her face.

Come play a Coachella. Not a champagne life, but I'm happy with the Stella. Stella. Would it be great if she went like this? Listen, aye, and she don't do what they tell her. Ice cream weather, but she's all black leather. Spice like pepper, 10 out of 10. She's all ha-ha-ha.

But I'll never say never lie, no. How many times can I fall for this? Oof, oof. I'm gonna be a little bit more aggressive. I'm gonna be a little bit more aggressive. I'm gonna be a little bit more aggressive. I'm gonna be a little bit more aggressive. I'm gonna be a little bit more aggressive. I'm gonna be a little bit more aggressive. I She's all ha-ha-ha. But I'll never say never lie, no. How many times can I fall for this?

So many nights when my phone don't ring. The problem is it's not... She gave him so much time. What? She gave him so much time. It's so good. So good, so good. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's nice to meet you. You smashed it on the stage. Yeah, thank you so much. Thank you. She went about her day and never thought about that again. He's all amped up. He thought that was going to be life changing. Played to Stormzy, played to Dua Lipa.

We had a fucking great weekend. This is what it's about. It's not about having loads of money in your bank, being a rockstar, being skint, and breaking down fucking doors to get where you want to be. Thank you so much Glastonbury 2024. Let's go and hand ourselves in and get removed. Absolutely dialed in. Wait, wait, first of all, cut to him at his Starbucks job. Yeah. You know what I mean?

That poor guy. No, not really. I mean, he did it to himself and also... You got to have talent for you to stop an artist. Let me just put it this way, dude. You ever seen the girl or guy that raps for T.I.? And he goes, you got to get. Okay, pull that up.

She goes, will you sign me to whatever? And he goes, sweetie, yeah, you're back in the studio. Like that was. He's like, that was not good. He goes, come back to me in 10 years. I hope it wasn't one after his comedy sets. Oh, yeah. Because that would be great.

Like that would be like, you know what I mean? Anyway, I got to get on stage and do my spot at that'd be great you know what i mean like what we're talking about but when it comes to music ti is pretty fucking big i will say this man a guy like that like we all need that what do you mean okay like like everyone in the world needs that to see that what that guy has. Oh, got it. Which is- Determination. Determination and the drive to be like- No.

I think I could do this. On real expectations. Is that- Okay. No, we're vibing it together. Are we vibing it? Am I off? You're off.

I like his persistence. Oh, my God. You have that. Yeah. Okay? Yeah. And then you turn it into, you know what I mean? That's what I'm saying.

What I'm saying is there are people with extreme talent- Yeah. That would Yeah. And then you turn it into, you know what I mean? That's what I'm saying. What I'm saying is there are people with extreme talent. That would never risk that. They don't have that. Of course, of course, of course, yeah. So that's what I'm saying. That's how it is with me with tap dancing, but yeah. Oh, my God.

Now I can't. Now I envision you like Tuesdays at 6. That's what I'm doing. That's what I'm doing. My men's group. You go over there doing this like. Yeah, at least that guy's shot. You know, at least shoot or shoot. At least he's risking it.

I'm with you. That's strictly... Tuesday at six o'clock are my slaw meetings. But yeah, I have... No, but it's like... Let me ask you this. Do you think that this guy... Because that's his video.

Those are his... He filmed it. Right. And he put it up yes so there was nothing in him that saw this and was like he still was like yeah but i see i don't think but again to your point i don't think he was like watch how dope of a singer i am i think he's like check out what i did yeah look what happened i did to do a leap uh yeah and then you'll like it and then with with his you know talking about it on how excited he is and his determination like is he going to make it in singing?

No, but whatever he decides to do I bet he makes it. Here's the other thing too. She should have completely avoided walking even close to a guy holding a guitar because that was going to happen. Dude, if I walk around

and I see a guy holding a microphone I go, oh, I'm going the other way. Right, right. There's no way. There's no way. And there's a guy going like yeah, so how long you been here? You're like, whoa.

Bro, so. Like if Nick sees somebody at a computer. Nick can't go to the library or anything. Because people are like, Nick! Come here, I'm looking shit up like if nick saw jamie he would be like that's hilarious uh uh i the let me just say something about that that guy it's it's it's it's not it's not like that guy doesn't have talent. It's just the weirdest setup. I don't think that...

I think if you put that guy in the studio and you get the right stuff around him, it's just corny that way with the little fucking guitar outside to Dua Lipa. I don't think he did himself any favors. I disagree. I think if the guy was talented in the way we want him to be,

that moment could have been completely different. Because this was awkward not because of what he was doing. It's because we're looking at her. You're looking at this video and you're looking at her being like, wow, she really, like that's so uncomfortable. She's like, fuck. That's what it was. But it would have been different if the guy was like, you know.

And she's like, damn, all right. And he's like jamming on her song. And she's going like this, like, wow. jamming on her song and she's like she's going like this like wow you know i didn't think of it like that was great like let me introduce you to my manager yeah all we needed was her to look like she was enjoying that and she wasn't it was awkward she wasn't because the song was and that's what made it awkward dude that's what made it but it's also why that went viral but she doesn't owe him anything that's the made it awkward, dude. That's what made it awkward. But that's also why that went viral. But she doesn't owe him anything. That's the thing.

It's like, I'm mad, dude. I'm not saying that she owed him. I'm mad. I'm on Dua Lipa's side. He didn't move her. That's the whole point. If he had moved her with what he was doing, she would have acknowledged it with her body language, with her face and everything.

Yeah. She moved away. Yeah, she moved away. Yeah, she sure did. She did. Real quick. Did you find that T.I. thing? I wouldn't even know who that was. Had to have been a bodyguard. I would have walked right by her and not even know. Had moved away? Yeah, she moved away. Yeah, she sure did. Real quick. Did you find that T.I. thing? I wouldn't even know who that was.

I would have walked right by her and not even know. Here it is. You know what I mean? I don't. I think I walked. That's how I feel. If I've been getting the rats,

they don't know what. They know I'm getting stats. They see me. This is terrible. Look at him. He wants out. These niggas ain't killing. I'm killing.

I'm killing. I'm killing. These niggas, I'm getting them. I'm killing them. These niggas ain't even feeling them. He was just trying to eat. It's outside a restaurant. I know. I'm trying to be a part. I'm getting them doing this. I mean, feeling you just trying to eat this outside the restaurant. I'm trying to be a part of the game, bro. Listen, and let me tell you something. Oh, this is fake. Stop running up the niggas thinking they're going to change your life, man.

It might be. Ain't nobody going to change your life with you. So you ain't going to turn my life, bro. Hell no. You are. I could. I ain't got the power to change my life. Hustle gang dude. Yes, the hell you do. Hustle gang dude. So can you help me? This is outside the ha-ha. I'm telling you, don't look for a nigga like me to change your life.

You got everything you need already. It's in you. That's cool. I feel like it's in you though. No. If you do what you need to do, I'm going to come find you. You ain't got to come find me. That's cool.

You can reach all your fans right now. No, one more time. I'm getting, I'm killing, I'm killing. I'm telling them what I'm doing. Well, don't go back to that same one. Do a different one. I'm killing, I'm killing, I'm killing. I'm killing, I'm killing, I'm killing.

That's not real. Yeah, it might not be real. That's not real. You think it's fake? No, no, no. It's some sort of setup. I'm saying it's contrived. Yeah, yeah, it's contrived.

That's not real. Either way. I don't know, man. No, no, no. No, no, no. That's not real. Either way. I don't know, man. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. That's not real. Just the way he was responding and how she was like, I need you, bro. No, no, no, no.

Nobody talks like that. I'm sorry. I don't know, man. I don't believe it. It doesn't have an Eric Griffin stamp, so. I don't believe it. I think Dua Lipa. That's like one of these.

You believe the Dua Lipa one? Yeah, because I felt the uncomfortableness. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You feel the uncomfortableness. I don't know, man. I feel like T.I. was like, oh, here we go. No, I think.

Like his face like this. No, because I bet you it went like this. Because it happens all the time. No, no, no, no. I bet you it was something like this. He was like, yo, man, can we do this video? Yeah. Were you helping me out?

So I'm going to rap, and then you like it. I think it went like that. Oh, I don't think so. And he was like this. And he was like, all right. All right, but I'm going to be honest with you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it was like that. Oh, I don't think so. And he was like this. He was like, all right. All right, but I'm going to be honest with you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it was like that.

It would be completely, because first of all, it would be different if they showed her being like, T-hi, T-hi, T-hi. You know, and he was like, all right. And you would see him kind of be like, oh, what's going on? No, he was already standing there like, no, dude, that's fake. Sorry. I don't think it's fake. Well, fake is the wrong word.

Contrived, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I mean. Allow me to reintroduce myself. My name is Bam Bam Bam. Dude, that song is fucking... Slaps? It's good, yeah.

What else you got, Nicholas? Let's see. Do we just never talk to people anymore? Anyone do anything for the fourth? What do you really do, though? Barbecue? I should have worn my outfit. God damn it.

That pisses me off. You had a fourth outfit? I do. You look like Hulk Hogan? It's fantastic, bro. And I'm going to tell you what. I'm unveiling my outfit. My 4th of July outfit.

I don't know when, but I'll wear it on 4th of July. And then also. What do you mean you don't know when? That's when. No, I understand. What are you? Are you crazy? I was talking about on social media. And I guess I'll probably post it on Forza.

Yeah, yeah, you think? All right, all right. Relax, bro. You can do your Christmas morning videos on New Year's Eve. Yeah, all right, dude. Okay. Okay? Okay.

But my point is- You're normally not this dumb. Okay. Okay. Thank you. I appreciate that. That's the nicest thing you ever said to me. But I have a-

Spit it out out a really great outfit and no i want to take my time with it and i'm not only am i going to wear it on fourth of july okay okay so that's when i'm going to start wearing that outfit and and it is going to be in my rotation so you're welcome that's it that's. That's it. So when I asked you what you do on the 4th, it's your outfit. You're welcome. Did you have an action meeting with your people? Like when should I unveil the 4th of July outfit? Everybody organic for that shit. I, dude, I got an outfit. Kristen says, what do you want for the 4th of July? Which one do you want me to get you? And I looked at one, I looked at the other and I go that one, sweetheart.

And I'm going to wear it on the 4th of July. I'm going to unveil it on the 4th of July. And that's when it starts to be in my rotation. You're welcome, dude. And I'm serious. You're welcome. Dude, I look so ill in it. It's crazy.

I really look so good in it, dude. Did you get off Amazon? Fuck, yeah. It's terrible. It's going to be terrible. It's terrible. But I already tried it on. It's going to be terrible. But I already tried it on. I already tried it on.

You pre-got it. You got it already. It's mine. It's laying on the bed ready to go. It's ready. You sleep with it. It's like there. I'll give you one little you know. Wait, I'm sorry. Can I guess? Is it red, white, and blue? Yeah, no, but

obviously, but no. You wouldn't be able to guess this. I'll give you one little taste. I'll give you I'm sorry. Can I guess? Is it red, white, and blue? Yeah. No. But obviously. But no. No. You wouldn't be able to guess this. I'll give you one little taste. I'll give you one little taste. Tell us a taste. How many issues are the shoes? No, no, no.

I'll give you one little taste. It's one piece. It's a onesie? It's a onesie? So you have a- It's one piece. It's a- It's so stupid.

Let your mind do whatever it will do. You're going to start wearing jumpsuits? Let your mind do whatever. It has to be a jumpsuit. No, it doesn't. It could just be a hat. No. Just naked.

Backwards hat. One sock. Yeah, exactly. One American flag hat. It could be a bikini. Just one bikini. By the way, that's lit. Yeah. He goes, oh, Nick's lit. Yeah.

He goes, oh, Nick found it. See? It's that one. Nobody's better than Nick at this. It's pretty litty, though. I'll give you that. It's cool, man. It's cool.

I look better than that guy in it, but yeah. Well, now I'm going to buy it and post it before you. That's okay. I don't care. Has no one walked up to you yet filming and been like, Chris, how many issues are my shoes? Yeah, I think maybe. I think maybe they have, yeah. I can't remember if that specifically happened.

I'm surprised that hasn't happened. But it should happen. So if you see Chris in public. People definitely have asked me. I don't know if they filmed it. But that's what that would be like. I got my. A TI video.

I got my. A sync? Yes. It would be like, hey, Chris, can I do the issues with you? It would be like i got my my video i got my uh think yes it would be like hey chris can i do the yeesh's with you it would be like that yeah you know i have you know what somebody has done that doesn't mean it's fake though i said i know there's some guy did that once i was like dude that's the worst show i've ever seen in my life but i have i have my i now have my uh but that's why you did it yeah maybe i but i have my my instagram account that is so funny, dude. It's Chris D'Elia Sneakers.

Did I tell you about this? It's a separate account. Yeah, dude. It doesn't have that many followers. I don't care. I do it for me. First of all. It's just my shoes.

It documents what I wear. Everything you do is for you. It's for you. And that's what makes me so fucking dope, dude. You know what? I'm going to second that. Wow. Two nice things you said to me?

What's going on here? No, but I'm saying that's the thing. It's like, you know, when you, he's an originally him. Look at that. 400 followers.

All right. Yeah. And I have not promoted this. This is like my Instagram. Look at that. That's great, huh? You got, you got me those,

Brendan. Yep. Yeah. 486. Hey, all right, dude. Yes. Yeah, this is some good stuff there's some heat on that page anyway Nicky just put this

in the description yeah so follow me on Steve's Sneakers nah but whatever next thing you know it's like you know

christenleahsneakers.com tour dates since you bring the sneakers out on stage what are your favorites what are your favorites you should start doing that you have the stool next to you you just put some sneakers on stage. What are your favorites? What are your favorites? You should start doing that.

You have the stool next to you. You just put some sneakers on. Those are Lacoste. You got to do the yeeshas on there, though. I know. I should. I have. Like a video of you being like, these are four yeeshas.

Oh, okay. I'm going to do a video of it then. Yeah. Look, there was a guest on my one. Chris, all these pictures should be like one of those. The first one is the picture. The second one is the video of you talking about him. Oh, yeah.

I don't know if I want to do that, though. Why not? No, you're going to do it. You have to do it. People comment the yeeshish, though. Nah, but we need your yeeshish. No, I know. I know.

I know. In Torrance last night. That's where I was. Those are the Jordan 4. What does? Really cool. Yeah. So there we go.

Anyway. Isn't it crazy that Michael Jordan is still selling shoes like that? Yeah. He makes a billion dollars a year. It's like him. It's like the second place person is so far away from him. It's not even close. It's crazy.

Nike's tried. I can't wait to see when that changes. Like what will be the next? I don't think it ever will. Well, I mean, eventually it will. Come on. Jordan could pass away in this. He could. It would have to be some sort of cultural alignment that goes along with it.

Wait, when was that? It went down that much? When? Yeah, last Thursday. Oh, why? Because they sponsored WNBA. Really? Now you've got to buy Nike right now.

Dude, I actually watched a WNBA game the other day. You were that bored? It just was on, and it was like, it was the game. Who tied you up? Oh, it was Kaitlyn Clark versus the Taurasi from LSU. Who tied you up? I like the clockwork arms. Were you being tortured?

No, no. Kaitlyn Clark's actually really good. Cool. I enjoy watching her. Yeah, she's actually really good. You know what it is? She doesn't play like them. You know what I mean?

They not like us. They not like us. She should actually make a song like that. They're talking about that song winning a Grammy. Really? It slaps. It fucking hits. It's a slap.

Here's how I know that that song is good is because these are the best songs in hip hop, I think. Songs that I don't like right away and then I like them. Bro, because you're just like, what was I thinking? Wop, wop, wop, let me do my stuff. When he does that? I don't know. I don't like how he says stuff, but whatever. Stuff.

He does do it. So Drake lost the battle, right? I mean, look, I'm a Drake fan. Kendrick is, you know, I didn't really know Kendrick. That made me a Kendrick fan. I get it, but if the biggest song you've ever made. Is a diss track, yeah. The most successful song you've ever made ever.

That's not his most successful. It has to be, bro. Yeah, look at that. No way. Well, time will tell, but it has to be, bro. I mean, he's had some very iconic. He's won a Grammy before. Yeah, but you're talking about...

Yeah, but winning a Grammy doesn't mean... Winning a Grammy is different than the exposure. This song is crazy everywhere. So, look, he's trending right now. Is it his biggest song? He's trending right now, Kendrick Lamar. It's hilarious. It's, I mean...

It also... I thought Kendrick Lamar was fine. This song, I'm like, man, this is fucking... I love it. Look at Humble. Yeah, that's true. That song was fine. This song, I'm like, man, this is fucking... I love it. Look at Humble. Yeah, that's true. That song was huge. That song was... Money trees, DNA slaps hard as

fuck. Right now it's getting five million. Yeah, but that's now. Yeah, yeah. Well, we'll see. Yeah, Humble will be hard to beat, honestly. I don't know. We'll see. I mean, bro, when that came out alien when that came out and you just you couldn't is that's that one right you couldn't uh hey hey i remember i was with uh because i was shooting

that movie i was a character levine she loved that movie dude carter levine that that that actress she was like i love this this is the best album ever and I was like okay and then I was like yeah people love it yeah do you guys remember the last

actual CD you bought you too forced it on me remember they made you download no but not the CD though he's talking about the CD physical CD

no I have no idea I don't know I remember maybe it was Eric Griffin's stand up oh which you can find at ericgriffin. remember. Maybe it was Eric Griffin's stand-up. Oh. Which you can find at ericgriffin.com. I think it was Jesus.

Oh, really? Or even like, I'm trying to think. It was, for me, it was that, what was that? It was like that jazz girl. She was like, she had the number one song at the time. Oh, she died? No, no, no, no. It was, I think I know who you're talking about.

I can't remember. How does that song go? forgot how that was really good that's horrible i know i forgot how it went but if you heard it you'd be like it was like a jazz song but it was like in the top 40 no no no jones or something like that yes nora jones nora jones got it and then i listened to the rest of her album and i was like Oh you got me Really I'm never doing this again Oh yeah

That was it for me Wow Nora Jones I had to be like 2007 CT my ass That's a good poll right Nora Nora

It's Nora Cause it's a woman Not Noah But um I said it was a girl No him He said I said it's a girl

I know But you keep saying Noah Jones Noah is a male's name. No, I know. Nora is a woman's name. Oh, but did you guys say it right? Yeah, I did.

After you said no, I said Nora Jones. After I said it. Yeah, so I got it right. You got it wrong. No, I got it right. You didn't even know the name. I know who Nora Jones is. It's Nora Jones.

I know that. You said Noah Jones. That's a man somewhere. No, I didn't. No, nor he did. Noah, I didn't. No, nor he didn't. Is she still doing music? I don't fucking know. Dude, I don't know.

Probably not, right? Well, you're into like directors and that work. You're artsy. I know Baz Luhrmann is doing a biopic on her. I don't know. I'm just saying that's the one I remember that being. Oh, everyone. Yeah, she's still doing music somewhere, you know?

Maybe. Sometimes they just fuck off, especially if they're all artsy. Also, too, sometimes women get married and have families and shit, and they don't give a fuck, right? So marry some guy who created some app. Or if they're too artsy, like Trump's president, I'm not making music anymore. I guess she's still been making music.

Nobody deserves me. She's just not popular, that's all. Yeah, well, that's what I'm saying. A lot of great artists make music, and they're not popular. And they'll have a career for like, Trump's president, I'm not making music anymore. Wow, nobody deserves me. He's just not popular, that's all. Yeah, well, that's what I'm saying. A lot of great artists make music and they're not popular. And they'll have a career for the rest of their lives, though. They'll play, like, you know. They'll do a diss track. Bro, did you see Coldplay bring Michael J. Fox on stage?

No. In a tug at the old heartstrings. I can't. That's, yeah, that's too much for me. Because. And you're yellow. You got to see it. It's a clip.

Oh, dude, here he is. We can't play it, though. We can't play it, though. Yeah, I don't know if we can. We can. We'll get things. It's music. Just like music.

Anyway. This Coldplay concert looks fucking lit, dude. They're great. That guy's a great songwriter. Yeah. Unbelievable, really. He's a really great songwriter. And I'm all yellow.

Finally, tonight's heart of a music festival in Summer J Fox. Oh, they're not even showing the best part. That's cool. How many people are there? Prize appearance on stage aided by a wheelchair. He joined the band for renditions of their hits, Humankind and Fix You, in front of a sold-out crowd. I didn't know he could rock out like that. Yeah, same.

People don't even... It's like I can barely remember that sitcom that just made him a star. Family Ties? Yeah, I can barely remember it. Oh, yeah, it's on the back. But also there was Spin City, right? Didn't you do that one?

That's still. But what's your point? I don't understand. I'm just saying it's amazing. People know people for this now. He's going to be. He's known as the shaky guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

They're like, oh, that's the shaky guy my dad likes. You know what I mean? Yeah, from Back to the Future. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That kind of. You know what I mean? But that's cool. From Teen Wolf.

That's cool he's out there doing that shit, though. I he had that one show he had a shot i didn't see it right didn't have a show on apple or something oh yeah yeah yeah but it was like a not acting right it was him it was about his shit right but it's like him you think about that's changed like you know it's like you know elo kujaiT, all these kind of people that are just known from something completely different from what they were known for. Right. Yeah, LL Cool J, bro. Just like acting, hosting.

Well, he was on this, I think it was last year's New Year's Eve. He was the host for it, right? No, he just did a performance. And I just was looking at it thinking to myself, I bet you every person there is like, who's this? No, they're like, why is this guy from CSI Miami rapping? Why is he rapping? I know, it's just like.

I bet a lot of kids, they see John Cena or The Rock, and they're like, he used to wrestle? Yeah. Well, I think that with The Rock, it's still in people's minds. It is, yeah. Well, because he still does it. Yeah, but I think in like 10 more years. Well, he is still doing it, but yeah minds. Because he still does it. I think in like 10 more years. Well he is still doing it.

He still does it. Even like John Cena. I don't know man. That shit's crazy. It's good for these people. I'm kind of praising it saying when you have this kind of longevity people don't even remember the thing that really made you famous. It's like man.

But I'd say Back to the Future was the biggest thing. My 17-year-old nephew loves Back to the Future. Oh, really? Yeah. There's some movies that come on. I'm surprised they haven't redone it. You know what I started watching? I watched the other day the original Beverly Hills Cop.

Oh, that's one of my favorites. Do you believe that that was 40 years ago? Did you watch the new one? It's crazy. It's coming out on the third. No, it's out. I thought it was out. No, you've just seen a lot of billboards for it. It comes out on the third. I mean, I can't believe it was like, that was 40 years ago. Did you watch the new one? It's crazy. It's coming out on the 3rd. No, it's out. I thought it was out. No, you've just seen a lot of billboards for it.

It comes out on the 3rd. I mean, I can't believe it was like, that was 40 years. That's crazy. That's one of my favorite movies. Yeah. So funny. Yeah, he's the best. Did you guys see this?

Dude, I had someone on Instagram that lives in England sent me the actual footage. I saw that. It's good. Yeah, it's pretty good. Wait. Wait, what do you mean? Like when he was fucking her? Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's the image. It's good. Yeah, it's pretty good. Wait, what do you mean? Like when he was fucking her? Yeah.

Oh, yeah. It's out there. It's good. It's harder to find now. Oh, is it? They've taken a lot down. I have. Yeah.

When you search for it, you get all these things trying to be like, oh, we have leaked videos or whatever. No, I've been on it. Oh, I got it. I saw it. Of course, Nick can find it. I saw it too. It is.

Hey, it's well done. Nick got the originals of Beuterfilm. Yeah, but it's not. I mean, it's just what it is. It is. Hey, it's well done. Nick got the original Zabuder film. Yeah, but it's not. I mean, it's just what it is. It's like, that's her. Or is that the prison guard? That's the prison guard. Everything's so weird, bro.

Wait, what? Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Who hired her? Why would you hire? What? She was an influencer. And she was.

She's on a reality show. Yeah, a reality show about polygamy. And there's like a 15-person orgy on it and stuff. Oh, well, then it's okay. What's the deal? He didn't. Yeah. But also, if you're the prison warden, and she comes in for an interview, like, turn around. No, no, no, no, no.

Yeah. With that fat ass, these guys are already serving time. You're going to kill them. But what she did is, it's illegal, right? Correct. Okay, so. She got fired. No, I know that, but she didn't serve time.

So what the fuck was the plan here? Maybe she won. I don't know. I get it if you want to have your OnlyFans thing pop off and you get fired, you're like, who cares? But it's illegal. So what? Maybe she just wants some dick.

Maybe she's just like, I'm going to serve my time, like get six months or something, and then get out and be huge. Yeah, because, hey, also, let's not give her years. No, I know. I know. I know. I know. Is she really a threat to society?

No, but I mean, it's like. A threat of that hock to her, right? If anything, it helps men relax. That's my thing. Maybe they're not as aggressive. Maybe they're not as aggressive in there It was in London Or someplace in Europe

But it's crazy how much stuff they have in there Crazy The guy's smoking a blunt while he's filming Yeah he's like this is how we do I'm like hell yeah I love how there's Like why not You can't be in society anymore

Yeah it's still horrible I don be in society anymore but you know enjoy yourself yeah it's still horrible oh interesting right exactly I don't care how much they have in there they're in fucking prison

you know what I mean the guy's in prison so they're like let them like you know quality of life you're supposed to be like you're doing your debt to society

they don't have to suffer it depends what they're in for depends what they're in for like if those guys are pedos you know or fucking molesting kids, like you can't be fucking the hot girl. Also, it'd make the video better. Should we send fat girls in?

Yeah, that's fine. No, send fat dudes in that are really old. But I think what would help if we knew the guys who were running the train on her, if we knew what they're in for. They're like, I sell weed, man. I'm like, I'll let them fuck the girl. What I love is. But he's like, I killed an entire family. What I love is it's always the other dude that're like, I was selling weed, man. I'm like, I'll let him fuck the girl. What I love is I killed an entire family.

What I love is it's always the other dude that's like, hell yeah, this is what we're doing. And it's like, you're not the guy getting pussy. No, he got sucked off before. You didn't get the video I got. That's why he's so chill. So she got, wait, it made film having sex with the person. How long was the one you saw? I saw 218 and it was

all one guy. Mine was four hours long. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait. You know what's the crazy part about this headline? This headline is about the inmate's girlfriend. Oh, wow. That is funny. Yeah.

Extremely upsetting. This isn't even about that Doug Pristons are. Well, this is after the fact. I mean, this was like a weekend. Yeah. It says extremely upsetting. This isn't even about that those prisons are. Well, this is after the fact. I mean, this was like a weekend. Yeah, it says extremely upsetting. Oh, is this what gave you the vibes he's a bad guy? Yeah, yeah. Him being serving seven years didn't?

So the inmate is in prison. He was just being on the phone with his girl like, we in a long distance open relationship now, right? I'm in prison. So you know what sucks for women? Even in jail, your man can cheat. Ain't that a bitch? We'll find a way.

Because she was probably thinking, finally, this motherfucker won't. At least I don't have to worry about it. Oh, no. Oh, no. Yeah, I wonder what happens with her. If she only gets like three, four months left on the wrist and she starts an OnlyFans. I really would like some follow-up. Me too, Nick.

A lot of these stories, it's like, can I get some follow-up, man? Somebody will go hawk to on an interview. You forget everything. To me, the follow-up is better than the story. I agree. Like I just saw a video where the car goes and the baby seat falls out with the baby in the middle of the street. Oh, God, I don't want to see that. What happened to the baby?

Yeah, and then like these people come running and they help the baby. And then I saw a little thing that said later though the mother came back but she was arrested for child endangerment. My thing is this. That should be the story. Don't show me the video. The headline should be, you know, so be a deterrent. Like, show us the thing. This is why I watch Cold Case Files.

That's why I watch Cold Case Files, man. Not First 48. All right. Perth. I'll be in Perth, Australia, Adelaide, Brisbane, and – Auckland. Well, definitely scroll here so I can see this. Nope.

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