The Golden Hour - He's LeBron One | The Golden Hour #104 w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: November 1, 2024

The guys celebrate Halloween, judge their costumes and talk favorite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, the Tony Hinchcliffe Donald Trump rally controversy, Jon Stewart's take on Tony, Erik's Turbo Tax commercial controversy, Tony Rock's comments about Chris Rock not having him in his movies, Jerry Seinfeld at a strip club, Erik's theory of Trump's origin story as president, terrible statues in sports including Dwayne Wade, the great nose debate and much more! Get two extra episodes every month at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcast DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app NOW and use code GOLDEN

We're friends that laugh, we're friends that shout Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about But that won't stop us Nothing can stop us As I show you, use the love, just rebrand it enough It's stronger, bigger power cuz it is the golden hour Do we feel like Chin really contributed? I feel like Chin and...

What are you talking about? Chin just wore what he wore on Saturday. Look, I'm a fisherman. Chin wore what he wore on Saturday. Well, that's what you do anyways. Yeah, but you can't wear your hobby as a costume. That's like me putting on just a dry fascia, like I'm a podcast. But I'm like a deckhand.

I'll tell you right now, if I saw, if I was out fishing, I saw a chin like that, I would be fucking pissed off that he was wearing that. So I don't think he should be wearing that while he's really fishing, so I'll give him a pass. Thanks, Chris. Yeah. And Nick's is a little bit of cultural variation.

Thanks, bro. I think Nick just changed religions. I got signs off for multiple, whatever you call them. You got signs? What? Whatever you call them? Muslims? I got this from the Alamon Superstore and Safwan said it's not cultural appropriation and the more people that see me in it, the more people look up the culture and miss the religion.

I had no idea what any of those words were, but that's great. Yeah. Did we start? Are we starting? Yeah. Okay, then let me get into character. Welcome to Golden Hour. It's the Halloween episode of Golden Hour. I'm a wacky inflatable guy. Dude, I got this. You ain't never had a friend like me. Thank God. Sure have been. Dude, this, we got this. This is the, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey to Kristen, wait, no, I didn't even say to her.

I was like, I got it in my head. I got to do a costume. And then we went up to we went out to dinner and then got home, fell asleep. She was like, my phone's broken. She's like, can I use yours? And I was like, for what? And she was like, for a crossword puzzles.

I got to do them to go to sleep. And I was like, fucking and will you play a sleep. And I was like, fucking, and will you play a podcast? And I was like, on my phone, you're gonna play a podcast and crossword puzzles? And she was like, yeah. I was like, I don't have crosswords. She's like, just download it. So I went to go download it.

And then I gave it to her, and then she was like, oh, you don't have a subscription. I was like, no shit, I don't have a subscription. So I had to sign up. Dude, I had to sign up, dude. I had to sign up. And I signed up. Now I'm paying $7 a month for this crossword subscription. She's got my phone. She's crossword and I'm going to sleep. And then, and then

What podcast? Shop Show? No, a murder podcast. No headphones. So now I'm listening to Throat's being slit. And she's got the bright screen on. And and then she's like how do you go in and make there's a way to go in and and and go to the accessibility and to go make it even darker the screen and I was like I don't know dude just can you you know just and then so what happened was it's 2.30 in the morning now I'm wide awake oh yeah okay and and I'm like, oh no I need a costume tomorrow. And so I was like, ah shit Kristen

I need a costume tomorrow and she starts laughing because it's 2 30 in the morning and we have to be here in the morning to Do this and I was just like I'll figure something out and I was like, I bet you will and she did dude, she's and she did. She went into the lab. Dude, she's. Yeah, yeah. She's uh that's that I can just see her. Hey, hey, how we're we're getting so old when your wife is downloading crossword puzzles and listen to it. On my phone. We're just getting older, dude. I know. We're just and I know. And I didn't even bat an eye to it. I know. I know. This thing's

hot too, man. This thing's okay. First of all, first of all. That ladder is thick. got a lot of Disney stuff. Rachel bought like eight costumes for the kid. He got a little wolf. OK, so here's the thing. Aladdin. So wolf's Aladdin. She's Jasmine.

Yeah. Not many choices in the Aladdin left. I'm either going to be the parrot, Jafar, or the fat dad. No, the kiddo should have been Abu. He should have been the little monkey. You're Aladdin. No, dude. No, the kiddo should have been Abu. He should have been the little monkey. You're Aladdin. No, no, no. He wants to be...

He wants to be Aladdin. He doesn't know, Chris. He'll be whatever we want. Oh, and then you're the genie. I thought you were saying he was the genie too. No, Aladdin is not the genie. I'm saying you don he was a let her the genie too But check this that's a common misconception, yes

Anyway We move these are my choices I could have been the fat guy The genie be honest you want to killed it at all Yeah, the parrot Aladdin the parrot Jafar him you haven, any of them bro. He should have him though, right? You should have been the salt in So, you know we moved, you know, we live in this nice neighborhood now, but what we realize is we have a lot of Indian neighbors Two to the left and one over here. They all know the right Talking daughter feather dot ride horses? So what kind of Indian are we talking about here? We're talking dot or feather? Dot. So it smells like curry. So Rachel gets these outfits and she puts hers on and then so

a tradition is when you move into a new house in that culture you have a big party and they're all in the garb. Oh Indians? Yeah and they're all in the garb. Oh. So we look at our thing and we go, ah, we gotta get new costumes. Why, wait, what, oh. Like we can't go around the neighborhood knocking on the door, she's dressed like Jasmine. Hilarious. He's Aladdin. Why not though?

It just felt funky. Funny. It just felt weird. A little too silly? So now we got a Beauty and the Beast one, too. That's funny, dude. Is your son the teacup? Yeah What if your werewolf neighbors have a party? Yeah? Yeah, that's a whole thing fuck yeah

You know you'd be sent to handle human hybrids It wouldn't matter you just you wouldn't go you would go you wouldn't knock on their door You would pass their door because it's still out outside. Yeah, you would just wouldn't go trick-or-treating at night with your Well, you do you guys have you're new to the neighborhood so you're not gonna have like friends over I we have a bunch of people over but the dads that show up like half-ass costume like come on bud no effort into it no we got um that's me we were in like a group chat so I'm killing it neighborhood now it's great what's happening yeah that's cool that's nice yeah so people they already have

they're doing are they put out a little flyer called the First Annual Block Party, you know, so I'm like, all right. And they'll alert you to just bullshit. Yeah, yeah. Mysterious black guy walking the street, you know. Thank you. Yeah. I hope so.

And oh, it's just Eric. No, that's Eric writing it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's like Fight Club. Dude. Hilarious.

It's Eric writing it. The whole time it's just me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's great. So, uh. And everybody's looking at me like, what are you talking about? Because I'm like, this black guy! Walk in the neighborhood. You guys don't get it.

You're not going to understand until it's too late. Yeah. They're all confused. They're all, huh? Too late for what, dude? What was the guy's name? His name was, you know, Jamal Jackson. I'll be like, I don't know. Derek Sliffin.

So anyway, I am... So Calvin wants to do... Dude, my son... It never stops being funny having kids, you know? Like he's like I was like what do you want to do he changed every week right what he wants to be a hot for custom and then one day he says I want to be syringion and I was like you can't just make shit up like I don't know what he's talking about so I'm

like what is that and he's like it's from garden of Bam Bam garden of Bam Bam is a horror video game for adults that they made a kid version of, okay? So he watches videos of it on YouTube and he doesn't know it's like a horror video game because he doesn't really get it because it's kind of spooky but also it's cartoons. So I look up who Syringion is.

Syringion is a syringe syringion is syringion is a syringe With fucking a needle okay needles and So he we're like well. He can't be syringion To school and be like hey, he's fucking you know he's up in front of the class. Yeah. Hi, everybody. I'm Syringion. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Kids are like, what the fuck?

This is crack. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. So finally, we settled on Minecraft. He's going to be Steve, and I'm going to be one of the other guys. Just one outfit? Or does he have one for school, one for trick or treating? Well, he wants to be, so that's the thing. He wants to be the main guy from Minecraft, which

is Steve, which is just a blue shirt. Sure. We got him that axe. That's easy. And wants to be the main guy from minecraft which is steve which is just a blue shirt sure I'm out of that axe. That's easy And I guess blue pants, but I have to be I forget what I'm gonna be my kiddos We get two different costumes there's ages that they're at that they you have to dress up with them No, but it's important to Kristen exact same The whole thing why do you think I? Think I needed this

Yeah, exactly. exactly yeah she's like it's just for pictures it's whole it's a whole thing no sweetie you don't get to be Knight Rider put away that leather jacket yeah yeah you're being a wacky inflatable here yeah yeah it's a whole thing man it's cute though it is you know I like it but also I took kids get older like tiger I was a caveman you want to be you know with something from monster and he's like no kids all right's for kids. I'm like, all right. So what kind of stuff does he wanna be? Well, he's gonna have to be for the family pictures.

His ass is gonna be- Or Nick Cage from Con Air. His ass is gonna be Sullivan from Monster's Inc. Stupid. Bostes, Mike Wynowski. Joanna's the girl with the snake on her head. Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm obviously this guy.

And Billy's gonna be Boo, cute as fuck. And then tiger is Michelangelo but the legit Michelangelo costume for school which Michelangelo from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles oh so it's he's not part of it he's part of it that's a the pictures at home he's fucking yeah yeah yeah cool got you Michael that's cool yeah you do it for the pic I but is it a bad thing out of like his his buddies, and there's Raphael, Michael Angel, Donatello.

He picked Michael Angel. He was kind of the dumb one of the group. No, no, no. Well, no, but yeah, but he's the- I was like, you don't want to be Donatello? No. Yeah, I actually- You don't want to be Master Splinter

and tell these bitches what to do? No, you don't want to be Donatello. Donatello is a dork. Nobody wants to be Master Splinter. No. What are you talking about? Hey man, you want to run shit or not dude the coolest one? If you're if you're the ninja turtles, I was always right

My grand jose's turtles no one's picking not being a turtle and you get no one must to be though I like to be Casey Jones, but okay the rat yeah, I mean dude. I get it rocksteady bebop, but I I am Yeah, I could be April April O'Neill change your pronoun. I was a kid April O'Neill. I was like Oh, she's the best I date her in my when I was a kid. I was like I dare that that you Know she's mine in that yellow jumpsuit. Your boy was whacking it. All right. Well, we were four so Oh, that's not the actual so that's the one I have the this is crazy that what they do. Yeah for me it was she's still slamming off Yeah But both they're always well, they're always cheeked up to back, but didn't Megan Fox play her right in the in the new one

Oh, she did. I think you did. No, that was just That's from my childhood. That's cool. Eric's feeling feelings. Yeah. Eric's what? That's how we did it. Back in the 80s, that's how it was done, people.

Well, I'm a 90s baby, so Sharon Stone from Total Recall. I'm an 80s. Bring up that shit, Nick, if you want a boner on this fine Tuesday. Cool out, man. We don't need boners. You definitely don't need one of that thing. Yeah, wacky inflatable. That is a boner on this fine Tuesday cool out man. We don't need boners. You definitely don't need one that thing. Yeah wacky inflatable boner we're inflating Real quick you guys see the Tony Hinchcliffe stuff. Yeah, I want you know actually no, you know what? I didn't see it. I read all about it though. Did and did you I never see anyone have a

Yeah, I just think education. No, I just think that There's just a time and play I like Tony. Yeah. Yeah I love I love Tony and then when I saw it, I was like, oh, he was just doing his thing He's being Tony. Yeah, but they hired him for a job Is there's a time and place like the thing that's weird about it is like that all the flak is getting like if this was The Correspondence Dinner. Mm-hmm. It it'd be different you hear way worse stuff yeah yeah right but this I don't know if this was the venue people don't want comedy at a rally people were if the people thought that this was gonna be the but that's always hard to do that's like hiring

assassin they're being pissed and shoot somebody they shouldn't be then they shouldn't be denouncing it that's what I'm saying you guys keep the same energy yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah well he's secretly working for a combo but that's so stupid though they are they hired him there obviously that's what you do a job and they're like wait you're roasting everybody's like that's like what I do it's always about Guy Fieri like what's with all this spicy fried shit that's fuck that that's stupid they set him up. That's bullshit. John Stewart had the best take on it.

He was like, hold on. You hire this roaster to roast. Then he get upset. He's like, that'd be like hiring Beyonce and then her not singing. Yeah. I like my guy better, but I like yours too. You know, I had the Beyonce ones, but they never do the guy fear when Kamala literally brought Beyonce So out of stadium everyone starts booing because she talked for five minutes and then shake her ass or sing. Oh really?

Yeah, she's like that's my time Where's my money do all the single ladies to the left to the left? No, that's me with with Tony do all the single ladies I think hopefully it doesn't affect him in a way where like... He'll be way bigger. Let's make some big. But he's like you know Netflix is about to give him a deal. They still will. I don't know yeah I mean look we're not doing the deal because you roasted people. No but that was my deal. No dude Netflix is pretty woke I mean like... Are they? Well they're also not woke yeah maybe yeah but they didn't bend the knee with Dave Chappelle

Well, they didn't been the knee with Rogan. I mean you're talking about the two biggest Tony's pretty fucking big now. No. Yes. He's not very big. You're not them What he's not them I get it. No, no, no, no, but I'm just saying you're you take the two biggest guys in the world Well, those two best examples and can you name any others? I can't, so I've got to fuck myself. What do you got, Nick? I think that, yeah, I don't think anything should be taken away from him. In retrospect, having a roast comedian come to a political rally a week before election day and roasting a key voting demographic,

probably not the best decision by the campaign politically. But to be fair, the guy's really just doing what he does. I mean, here he is at the Tom Brady roast a few months ago. The great Jeff Ross, ladies and gentlemen. Jeff is so Jewish, he only watches football for the coin toss. Gronk, you look like the Nazi that kept burning himself on the ovens. Kevin is so small that when his ancestors picked cotton they called it dead lifting. Yes yes of course terrible boo yes. That's

dope. He's the man. There's something wrong with me I find that guy very funny. I'm sorry. I don't know what to tell you. That's cool. I mean bringing him to a rally and have him not do roast jokes. That'd be like bringing Beyonce to a rally and not have. Oh. Because that's exactly what they did. And people were pissed. Right, right, right. I love Jon Stewart. Well, I mean, again, it's like, this is just, this is like somebody thought, oh yeah, yeah, okay, do, you know, whatever. Then they didn't think that there was gonna be anything. And as he's doing it, they're all, oh.

Well, I don't know. But again, it's like even the way he was doing it, to me, I was like. It was awkward. But no, but I was like, oh, he's just doing his thing. I didn't see it. Oh, we just did the show. It's not the setting for it.

You know, it's just. Well, you're also going in between people that are, I don't know who to go in between. Like after Tucker Carlson. What I'm saying, like it's not a comedy show. No, so yeah. Well, that's just well you go you're also going in between people that are I don't know who to go in between like after Tucker Carlson saying like it's not a comedy show. No, so you know people are gonna take it Idiots but it's what I don't know what Tony crush did his thing There are certain things that are you call you know it when you see it Mm-hmm, it's because if you define it, other things that are not that are gonna be misdefined.

So like, for example, pornography is a thing that you go, you know it when you see it. Yeah, yeah. I sure do. Sure do. I get so horny. There's other things that like, someone would be like, well that's pornography.

But you go, that's not pornography. I'll show you porn. Even when you have like, when I was on this television show and the lawyer comes, you know, because after me too, they were really making sure. So the lawyer said just to even with sexual harassment, you know, it's something you go, you know, you know, see it, but it's not something you necessarily can define because other things might come into it that you would be like, Oh, well that's also sexual harassment. We'll see. But the internet, the internet doesn't allow for that.

And so I think this is the same thing with this. I think it's like racism. I think you know it when you see it. You know it when you hear it. I don't hear that with this. No matter how much they push it. No matter how much you push it, it's not that. But on the internet it is but also

But also Kamala's whole thing, especially these last eight days is No policies. No not talking about anything to help America move forward. It's just he's terrible. He's Hitler So their whole playbook right now is he's Hitler. So this just adds to it, right? Oh, look at him. He supports this guy. We're gonna make him fun of Puerto Ricans. Both sides are doing something similar. She keeps talking about he's Hitler and Trump keeps going, this country sucks. We suck. No one respects us. We suck. Everything sucks. Yeah, there's no positivity across the board. I'm supposed to take a picture. I forgot. Take a good picture. positivity across the board yeah Let's take a little break guy cuz the NBA is finally back and it's also the World Series Go ahead and bet on the Dodgers to beat that ass again

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So now these, so now I'm getting taxed by the fucking tax people that do taxes or are also taxing me. It's unbelievable. That's fucked up. So apparently there's like an association of accountants, the AICPA, you know, bunch of ass ignorant. So they've decided that like this commercial is making

people not want to use an accountant which is the point of the commercial that's a bomb for them you know and so then these people kowtowed and they that's so stupid dude I fucking hate shit like this so just for that I'm using it I'm not paying taxes just for that I'm using it, I'm not paying taxes. Just for that. Congratulations government, you fucked yourself. I'm not paying taxes. Well now we have that, so that's, you know. So then you won't get the... You know why it sucks?

Cause I, no, no, it played enough. I'm getting some money. Hell yeah bro. But this was gonna play till like April, March in the tax season. Damn bro. I wonder cause you know what? I knew something was up because I hadn't seen it in a few days oh wow you just would sit watch

commercials it popped up everywhere sports any of the sports like during the NFL game ever saw I don't even really believe it was a real commercial but how did you find out did someone call you or did you see that myself was like I haven't seen this it was dreaming I was like have I seen that commercial then I just randomly said turbo tags commercial Can't then this came up Wow That would be like tide doesn't do commercials cuz bounty said Well bounties not to do about about is that No, but if I like it like a cleaning people there's like

Yes, yeah, maybe you have an AI commercial for anything the people that really do stuff are gonna be like what the hell Hey, you know stop fucking bitchin. Hey, dude. Yeah, it's war out there. It's war out there I thought the economy's good. That's why it's hard get Better. Hey, accountants be better at your job and I won't use TurboTax. Everyone, TurboTax is great. Sign up for TurboTax today. But also, tax people are great. It's just a funny commercial. My accountant hit me up and he was like, yo, you better not be switching over to turbo. Eric did that commercial.

Yeah. Like the really thick feeling like that. I wrote him back. Okay. You got to get away from Eric. I wrote him back. It's so bananas. It's so bananas. Yeah. But imagine there's a committee of people who were sitting around and like

somebody was watching the game and the guy saw this and was like, what? It's exactly what happened. They're doing an R&B song and and now people are gonna just start leaving. Makes no sense. And it was just one guy, really. How about, hey, accountants, all those people, get a commercial, bitch. Yeah, get creative.

Get a commercial! And do better. Do better! And put the money out so it's all over the place. Nobody agreed with me when I said it. No, I was with you, I was talking about the accountants. Yeah, but the way you said it, it was like weird. Yeah, and I liked the delivery. Yeah, the delivery was it. Yeah, it was terrible you all the time. But the way you said it, it was like weird. Yeah, I didn't like the delivery.

The delivery wasn't it? Yeah, it was terrible. I'm Chris D'Elia. I did it like Chris D'Elia, dude. You guys are fucking, you guys don't know. I guess we don't know. Did you want to watch this, Chris? Oh, this is so interesting.

This is wild. Well, that's just Ari Spears being Ari Spears. Well, no, it's Chris Rock's brother talking about it. No I know, but I'm just saying, but he's the instigator of this. But yeah, but bro, that's wild. It's a legit question. Yeah, it's a legit question. He's like, how are you not in your brother's fucking mind?

I came home for a week, I was at Comedy Cellar, we hadn't seen each other in a while, and we don't talk a lot. Now since the divorce, we talk a lot more, but he was in his space where we weren't really talking a lot. And I walk into Comedy Cellar, and he's there. He's at the table with Colin and all the other guys. And I go over to say what's up, and he goes, hey, I got a movie, man. I'll put you in it.

I did not ask for anything. The principal will tell you, like I said before, it's on the headlines only. I've acted for five favors my whole life. He said no anytime, and I swore on everything I loved, I would never ask for anything. So that night, I walk into Comedy Cellar, he goes, yeah, I got a movie, I'll put you in it.

Now I gotta do my due diligence. Okay, who do I have to call? Do I have to audition? No, you're good, you're good. Have you seen this, Eric? night I walk in the company, so they goes, I got a movie, I'll put you in it. Now I gotta do my due diligence, okay, who do I have to call? Do I have to audition, do I have to send it to tape? No, you're good, you're good. Have you seen this, Eric? I'm shooting in New York, too. I'm like, bet, summertime in New York, I'm gonna be in New York for the summer,

I'm gonna be home shooting a movie with my brother for the summer. I'm beyond excited, it don't get no better than this. So I'm thinking, this is another one of those things where people never know how close you are. So, it's New York. Everybody that's a stand-in, I know. Everybody that's background, I know. So I'm on tour, so I'm on tour waiting for the phone call tell my management to my

agency yo once he calls we gonna pause the tour and go shoot the movie yeah bett we ready and I start getting phone calls like hey I'm on set where you at what you mean on set we started shooting today today was first day oh shit I didn't get a phone call a week later some shit hey babe where you at I'm doing background on this club scene are you here what are you talking yeah we shooting the top five is up and running like a month in Nigga two months in I get a fucking phone for yo, you're the rap party. We here. Oh

Yo, bro, that shit crushed me that's crazy. That's shit. Why don't you call your brother? Look, I've never seen the movie top five Have to call. Yeah. Yeah, he's obviously very like, I've never heard him speak on this. He's a really loyal, and dude, he rides for Chris. Such a good dude. He's a good dude. He's ready to fight Will Smith.

I know this, I know him as well as I know him. We're not best friends, but he's always been great. Well, let me say this. So good. So you have a brother and you have a brother. Yeah, I'll kill you. All right, I'm the only child. All, let me also great. Let me say so good. So you have a brother and you have a yeah Yeah, I'll kill you. All right. I'm only child. All right But the way he is talking about it, they're not close. I guess so. Yeah, I mean sure What like how I started talking about how often do you talk to Matt every day? Okay, I talked to Jay every day He just said I asked talk to Matt. We day. OK. I talk to Jay every day.

He just said, he just said, we don't talk a lot. They don't talk a lot. You know, they have like nine brothers. Yeah, I know. Oh, do they? Is there a lot? Yeah. You know what I mean?

You didn't know that? No. Oh, yeah. But it would be like, it's like how Neil Brennan talks about, you know, how him and his brother. They hate each other. OK, but what I'm saying is like that's a thing So I think it's like they just kind of live in there a lot

This one's a little different because he goes you can be on the movie It just so happens that he's also a comic. I mean, you know, but I mean what I'm saying is like I You know, we all are using our own experience You would for sure, you know, that's why Jay were oh no Jay doesn't work here It was like he has his own job, but Jay's part of it all my business He's like I like my brother's in the car. He's in it. Yeah, he's in a podcast Yeah, he's part of everything I do Teenage what I'm saying is like that's why you guys are looking at it. You guys are looking at it from that

No, I understand. Yes. I know that's it from that experience. I understand, yes I know. That's not them. Of course not, of course it's not. But I'm talking about- We also don't have the power of the rock. If I'm the rock- Well not the rock, Chris Rock, but yeah. Yeah, yeah, Chris Rock.

I call him the rock. Is the rock in their family? Well I'm just saying- What if like he's the rock and it's just like, here's Chris Rock. Well I'm just saying- Hey motherfucker! I'm just saying if you're Chris Rock

and your brother is in the same genre as you Killer commute. It's not like he's not skilled. No, you don't have talent. So it's not like a far Stretch I don't know just to put him in the fucking movie. I remember I fucked up. Look hi Chris talks highly of yeah Yeah, yeah, cool. Put him in the movie. Yeah. No, I understand I think I look you don't know the relationship you just don't you know, and there are nine of them or whatever and it's like if it was just doesn't matter its family Except for the fact that he did say he was gonna put him in the movie and then what happened I don't know. That's weird. But like Forget yeah. Yeah, who knows what is he doing? You're who knows what happened?

Forget what I do also understand that, Yeah, don't talk. I do also understand that, look, Chris runs a business, and what he thinks is good for his business is, if that's top priority for his business, then that's his business, really. Yeah, I know, but you know, that ain't the way to roll though.

Yeah, but. No, it's not what I would do, but then again, he's bigger than I am, maybe that's the answer, I don't know. I know, but the point, I think, I the point to get that Just so layered. No it is because part of it is complicated because he's so big He could put whoever he wants in the movie true right now. Yeah, I know that's why you should put your fucking brother back then It doesn't matter. Well, they I don't know if they would have made that out of Sam or does that you know?

It's like all his boys. That's his deal. Yeah, you know, it's like the Wayans brothers They do that. They make terrible movies and they still put everybody in them You know what I mean? Yeah, I would rather make terrible movies and put everybody in Dude there isn't even a fucking shadow of a doubt. I'd rather make a terrible movie and put right That's the perspective that we're like, you know coming from no, but they have this it's just hit and miss It doesn't matter. No, I know, you know for every for every white chicks Which was like so funny, right and then you have you might have a whatever that one the little man That wasn't me, but you still got your people every six people

It doesn't matter you you put your people in you know understand so it's like hey, you know Maybe they would have said well this would be better if we put like this star and that star, but they're just kind of like nah. I wonder who they replaced him with though. And maybe Chris didn't know either. Maybe someone came up to him and was like, yo dude, we think this guy's better.

I think it was a lot, I don't think it went like that. I think it went down like this. He was like, hey, I wanna put you in my movie. And then weeks later, Forgot. Yeah, the movie's going and you're casting and you're doing all kind of stuff. You go on you know and you go oh yeah your brother though Tony's not the type to be like yo by the way you said I don't even know

what what is that it was a movie where Chris Rock was a stand-up comic and it was really bad I don't remember what else happened but DMX was in it Jerry Seinfeld is so funny in this movie. Really? He plays himself at a strip club. Wow. And he thinks the stripper stole his wallet. And I'm doing.

It's funny. Where is my wallet? He was just like, just the way he was doing it. I was like. Open up your pussy. Him being like that, and this is like, I wish he would do a show like that. Totally, he'll never do that. But that's the deal with these whores. Yeah.

What's the deal with the way it smells? That impersonation of Jerry Seinfeld is kind of like when people do Pacino. Walking, same thing, yeah. Or Chris will walk so bad. He really doesn't do that. No, I can't. Well, he kind of does.

He kind of does. No, it's so long ago. Did you see his last special? No. No, of course not. But did you watch comedians in Cars, Game, Coffee? No. He doesn't talk like that. Did you see his last special? No. Of course not. But did you watch comedies in Cars, Gains, Coffee? No. He doesn't talk like that. I don't watch anything.

I know. I never. You watch terrible. You watch everything. No, unless it's Korean. Unless it's Korean. Is it Asian? Yeah, is it Asian?

Is that movie about Pop Tarts Asian? Does it have subtitles? Oh, did you finish the Zodiac? I finished it. In a day. Dude, did you listen to me dude I thought you didn't watch anything. I thought you didn't watch anything. I was Kristen's buddy. Get him Brendan! No I don't watch movies. You know you fucked up right? I didn't fuck up.

I was Kristen's buddy I watched that movie. We watched the zodiac thing. Dude they solved the zodiac. Bro they been solved it. It's so stupid. But the media never told us that. I know they've been solved for years. David Allen's here. It's so stupid. The media never told us I know David it's so fucking what's his name? Yes, I'm like that Alan Alan. Will you see the thing David Alan Greer Alan? Oh, so David Alan Greer Dude he that God damn it! Just like fucking kill him, stab him in the fucking... AHHHH! The breast is just... Um, dude, he, that... David, I'm the only one who's ever... Dude, that, that...

That was so... It's so weird. They knew who the guy was. And he just lived his whole life and then died. But then they got a warrant for his arrest and they found all this evidence. All this shit and still didn't do anything. And then he just died. Well, he did die at 59, but but still no I know and then he went to

prison no I know that's what I'm saying that's what I'm saying like they didn't have time to didn't have enough like if you live to 80 would be lock him up they had time he's killed people in the seven no I look bro I'm not saying they shouldn't have a rebel for like 20 30 years yeah never got caught never served any time for it and they had all this evidence. They never did anything. Yeah, I don't think he killed him for 20 years I'll see yeah, he did, but he took time off. It's starting to set a documentary right? Yeah, three-part All right, so obviously the documentary wants you to think oh, no, they had all this stuff No, the cops admit educate them. Yeah, the cops on there

We they couldn't get any physical evidence really passed away really really weird But shouldn't they announce shouldn't they announce to the public that hey, we actually found all this evidence He was the guy there's no reason why they haven't released the JFK tapes. There's no whatever would you hear what Trump said? They're not gonna on Rogan Rogan asked him. He's like he's like I want to use there's people currently involved in the government Until they die It can't get released see so the wrong goes. Oh, so the government was involved. He's just sitting on Maybe but it clearly it is my god. That's crazy Look, but that's what they're doing again. It's the same thing. Yeah, same thing

Well, look the every president sees that stuff and it's a little different Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna release this and they show they go they go somebody comes in like this He goes Carl It was me and he just looks up and he's like he's like He's like night you want shut the fuck up and then that's when he calls the last president like like bro Crazy right man crazy. You believe Dave was involved? It's the only person you can talk to. It's literally the only person you can talk to.

It's the reason why Barack Obama and George W. Bush became really close friends. No, they were really close friends because he was probably in the White House like. Among other things, yeah. It's like the only guy that. He's the only guy he can be like. George was like, thank you. I've been wanting to talk to somebody. Isn't it crazy?

Isn't it crazy? That Martin Luther King Jr. killed JFK or whatever. Yeah, so whatever it is, exactly. It's some wild shit. I wish I could tell someone. I wish I could tell someone. And they just talk about it. That's the person you would call every single day.

No matter if you laugh, right? I always think like, you know, whether you're, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. That's what I'm saying. But I feel like I don't see Trump and Obama I always think like, you know, it doesn't matter. That's what I'm saying. But I feel like I don't see Trump and Obama ever being friends for this one reason,

their correspondence dinner. I always thought like when Barack Obama's up there doing his jokes and he's making fun of Trump, I'm Donald here and I just thought to myself, that's why he ran for office. 100%. Oh wow. Oh he fucked up.

You used to have this moment, you know when you. Origin story, that's his origin story? Yeah. 100%. Oh, wow. Oh, he fucked up. Just to have this moment, you know, when you, you know, when you're playing. Origin story, that's his origin story? Yeah, this is origin story. It's when the, cause the one president like, sorta like shows the other one to the White House. Yeah. You know?

Yeah. You know, that was a great, that must've been a great moment. Yeah. That must've been a fantastic moment for Trump. I guess. Just to be in their life. Trump shook his hand and was like,

keep them jokes. Yeah. Keep them jokes. Thanks for everything. Yeah. But that's what they always do Yeah, which one was yours your room Yeah Make sure you guys always things and your wife. He probably went you put in the basketball hoop, right? We'll knock that down

So of course, that's why I always thought that yeah, that's Trump's origin stories that correspond this dinner But so I don't ever really talk but but still still there's gotta be something where he's like, who could I call? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do they sign an NDA? You know, it's like. Oh, I'm sure. No, they just kill you if you fuck up

and they know they do. The Area 51 people come in and go, yeah, listen, I always think the president is like the NFL commissioner. They don't really have any power. You know what I mean? It's really the owners, it's really the businesses. Yeah, I mean sure, of course.

The Congress and the Senate. Those are the people that have the real power and this person is just taking all the heat. He's the face of it. Yeah, the face of it. So they probably come in and go, yeah, here's the JFK files. And shut your mouth.

100%. Say something and we'll find you. Yeah. You know those people protecting you? You want a video tape me saying this? I don't give a fuck. They're the ones and we'll find you. Yeah. Yeah. You know those people who protect you? You want a video of me saying this? I don't give a fuck. They're the ones who got the pee video.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know? Yeah, even if you didn't do it. Yeah. We got it. What?

Look. When did that happen? Yeah. Great. I don't know. I don't know, but it's you. It looks real, doesn't it? But it's you.

Going out. If you fuck up the pee video. Oh my god. So it's like you are everybody voting? Are you going to it? It's you! It's going out. If you fuck up the P.V. Oh my God, so it's like you, is everybody voting? Are you gonna vote? He's definitely not. Ruben stuttered. Is Ruben still in it?

Yeah, I don't know, the way it's looking right now. Know what I like? Nobody knows, nobody knows who I would vote for. And that's how I'm gonna pick it. I just assume you're not gonna vote. Yeah, but you don't know I'm not gonna do you. No, I do. No.

Yeah, no, I do. You're gonna sleep in. No, dude. You'll miss it. You can early vote. It depends if Kristen wants to vote. If she's a voter, he's a voter. It doesn't depend on that.

A lot of stuff depends on Kristen, not that. I will do what I want and nobody will know and you know what dude 15 years ago, I would have fucking been like I don't care. I'll tell anyone and I really don't care I would tell people but guess what dude you don't get to know motherfuckers That's that you're not gonna know dude. Whoo. I know that's coward. That's it Yeah gonna know dude I know that's it yeah because the only vote that's not safe is Trump because if you say Trump you need a ton of backlash you're Kamala you're in entertainment that makes sense but I'm not in Hollywood though if I say hey

if you if people say well then if on, if you say Trump. You're still selling tickets. Yeah, well I probably have half and half fans I would say. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So like, so, and also I think if I said it either way, I don't think it would matter. Like I think that if I said yeah, Kamala or yeah, Trump, I don't think ultimately it would matter for my pockets. But I'm still not gonna say it. I'm going green party

Yeah, yeah, that's cool. I'm gonna run I'm gonna run anybody can run purple party dude purple wacky inflatable party And dude that that doesn't mean that like if like hold on a second So you can't give this serious speech with that. Yeah, no, man I like how like that's your thing. You're like and another thing. Yeah. No, I just think it's uncomfortable. But yeah, that's why I had this Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Oh my god. Um, just ninja alpha. I think I think I think if Here's what I think in the in the on the extreme of both worlds If you if you're for Trump you're labeled they what they try to label you as pretty is a racist, right? Right, right. If you vote for Kamala what they try to label you as pretty is a racist right right if you vote for Kamala

What they try to label you as is a pussy or or gay. Yeah, that's true You don't want to do either of those. Yeah word. Yeah preach don't don't don't call me either of those Yeah, and it's and that's why you shouldn't worry about and this stuff comes from that shouldn't the far but even still the far sides Yes, the far sides are dictating. Yeah The cartoons yeah, those were hilarious. I know so funny are they gonna be president The far side did the little talking deer? I really am NOT a hat guy on no we've been saying that it's just not for you. It's not for you. I I don't that I, I will say this.

I, and this doesn't mean anything, my political preference, I can't wait till people stop wearing that hat. It's too, I see it too much. Oh my God. And if Kamala had a hat that would feel boring, it would be annoying too. Of course, of course, it's not about politics.

I was at the airport one time, and I saw this like it was like this it was this old white guy you know and I feel like if you have that hat on in public yeah you want shit like you know what I'm saying you you put it on like and you just you know you put it on you yeah I have one I have one I was gonna out my kids like I better change my hat change my hat. I don't want these problems. Right, it just becomes like a, but maybe, you know what's so- If I'm solo?

But here's what's dumb about it. Now, wear what you want, dude. I wish you would. But it's a great slogan, though. Make America great again, yeah. Make America great again. Why is there a problem with this? You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, that's funny. It's like Black Lives Matter, it's impossible to argue. Right, right, right. Shultz had a funny thing, he was like, make America great again, and Shultz said to Yeah, that's funny. It's like Black Lives Matter, it's impossible to argue. Right, right, right. Shultz had a funny thing. What? He was like, make America great again. And Shultz said to Trump, America's great, bro. Yeah.

It's like, we're already great. Yeah. What are you talking about? Yeah. Well, Reagan said that. Yeah, it was actually Reagan's thing. Yeah. Yeah.

I know, but it's like, Keep it going. It's that word. Reagan. So I don't know, I don't know who's gonna, oh, did you see this? Oh my God, this guy should be fired and wait before we get into this Too much too much. Can you imagine you played your entire career at a Hall of Fame level you finally get a bust?

bust. But that's exactly how this dude. That's what he should have been for Halloween. That had been hilarious. I'm gonna do a Wade Wade statue. Just bronze face, just bronze face. But even Dwayne Wade, when they do it, he goes, damn, who's that? No, he approved it, dude.

He approved it, I heard. No. Okay, well look, either way. He approved it, because he had no choice. But the mockup, he's probably like, yeah, that looks like me. Here's the deal though like Don't what what is up?

You the renaldo statue the fucking Kobe statue Where are the good statue maker? NFL Hall of Fame bus like every one fantastic They killed that shit. Yeah There's 50 million pictures of everybody now, so you know all the imperfections, right? You know there aren't 50 million pictures of Michelangelo. Bro, even still, even still when you see the David statue, it doesn't look like this. Yeah, true. It doesn't look like a person. It looks like a what? Imagine? He just, I mean his penis is little, but. When his dick is cut off.

That's the best one. That's good. That's perfect. Compared to what we're used to seeing, that's amazing. Just hire that fucking guy to do all of them. Wait, dude, when you go to the Ripley's, believe it or not now, this shit is lifelike.

What is that? Is that Shaquille O'Neal? You know what I feel like happened? The noise is making us, oh. You know what I think happened? He's so hurt right here. What I think happened is. He saw it before that that what I think happened is the statue was melted it

melted that's what it looks like oh that's hilarious dude he did see it before that I've seen the footage he's like this he's like this oh my god he's so hurt that's funny this one and do you see the wedding picture see the wedding picture pick up the wedding picture do you see the wedding picture? Do you see the wedding picture? Look up the wedding picture. Do you see that? The internet is undefeated. Eric will love this. As it should be. Eric will love this. I knew you'd love it.

Oh, no. Oh, my god, dude. The Ronaldo one's worse, I think. Way worse. I got to look these up now. This is my favorite What's his name Dwight? Chris problem with Ron Dwayne wait dude imagine fucking Seeing that and being like oh shit. It's Dwayne wait that never would you ever I mean don't look anything like him

You would walk by and be like who's the way look at LeBron being sus Look at LeBron being and sus Look at LeBron be and fuck it the art in the back. Look at LeBron be Back to that so look how Got that tailpiece on LeBron do right now Oh, yeah Fucking oh, yeah, that's the title the Bronwyn he's LeBron one, dude Yeah! That's just a bad camera. They caught on. They caught on. They're all smiling. You can't stay manly when you're going like this. Eventually you're gonna go, ooh.

By the way, by the way, by the way! God damn it, man! You fucking pieces of shit! What about my joke? Ah! Go ahead, Chris. You fucking pieces of shit It would have been funny rewind back to when it would have been funny, you know, that's gonna be a statue Back then it was killer. He does like super sus there. Here's a tail piece on him though.

Yeah. He's got an ass bro. In prison. He's mine. LeBron one LeBron to the next bond. Whatever. Fuck you guys fucked up my rhythm. No, see that's what we needed to interrupt that one. So you can get it together. Why didn't you interrupt a bad one? Yeah, why are them That's that she's so hurt inside though when they bust Isaac Is it too late to switch it like yeah, this took six months. No, but here's the thing at some point Yeah, this took six months. No, but here's the thing at some point

Is great that's a stupid there at some point Somebody should have said something. Yes There's at some point the intern this doesn't look like him at all at some point you got enough Oh, you know what's funny is, don't make like, oh no bro, The Locks. That's hilarious, I used to love that album. Oh my god bro, that's funny to me. You like that one huh? Yeah because that album was a banger dude. All day, and you know what, this is what,

I would love to be in Dwayne Wade's group chats right now. Oh bro. Because if there was a statue of you. Put me in it. Oh, oh bro. We would be murdering you. I would be excited. I'd pray for that.

I know but we're. As a comic it'd be funny shit. Yeah, it'd be funny. As a comic, should I be like look what they did? Yeah. But as an athlete? As an athlete, no, your dick is cut off. Broken hearted.

Broken hearted. Everybody, you know, Camaro, Anthony, all these guys dick is cut off. Broken hearted. Broken hearted. Everyone, Camaro, Anthony, all these guys are just kind of like... Oh dude. Cause you're also on the internet and you're looking... Cut your dick off. But you also know he's there with his kids like shhh don't say shit. Don't be cool. I have to.

You have to tell the kids. I'll tell you right now. You know he went to the kids like, this doesn't look like me, there's cameras, please don't say anything. Let's pretend it's all good, everyone be fucking cool. Yeah. I don't know. It won't be fucking cool. Yeah The the percent the kids are back. Yeah Calvin would be like That's not my dad but um

No, I mean if I did it a statue that to be that Three, and it was that, it looked like that, and you're Dwayne Wade, right, and you see it, you go like this. I have to take a picture of my erect penis and put it online, because I need the news cycle to be about this now. Yes. Oh, shit, his cock is healthy. Oh, yeah, the statue, I do remember that, but did you see? They would just put the head on the thing.

You're right. Nobody said. Nick, hit it! Don't you think you would have done Dwayne Wade some- Hit some balls? Don't you think it would have been better if Dwayne Wade- You can't win! Wouldn't it have been better if Dwayne Wade could have won if he made fun of it?

Don't you think if he was like damn all this time that don't look like me? Yeah but that no I think that would have been not the time and place. Yeah it wouldn't have been. Now he can say it. Like if he goes on yeah cuz you know who's gonna be clowning is like Charles Barkley and Shaq and them on that show. He should go on there and be like yeah. Will they you think? Oh hell yeah. That show is canceled though. That show's canceled. No, no, it's still going. Uh-uh.

Because of the Tony Hinchcliffe stuff? No. Oh, it's on Amazon now? No, that deal hasn't gone through yet. They still have one more year of TNT. Oh, gotcha. They're all on TNT. Thanks Aladdin.

So what I'm saying is like, if they, you know, later he could talk about it. Like now he could be like, yeah, I don't know what that was. But at that event. No, I get that. I get that. But still.

So brokenhearted. Yeah, cause that's like one of your dreams. It's gonna live forever though. Like a statue of me outside of the stadium. Even the claps. With Down syndrome? Were the claps feeling kinda like, were the claps coming?

Even the audience was like, what the fuck? Wow. Who is that? Yeah, that sucks. That's a wonderful sight. Beautiful. That's an oversight, I beautiful that's an oversight man There's somebody that should be fired. Somebody was probably fired Cuz that's crazy to choose the guy who makes all the bus for the

They cut to Stevie Wonder. He's like I did my best the it is You know, you're whether we had to go to like a session where Stevie Wonder. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I just think he's made fun. They had Laurence Fishburne there instead. And he sneezed by accident. What about, what I don't,

he sneezed by accident? Yeah. Dude. He's all perfect. Maybe that's what it is. It's like we wanted to be like in a real world scenario. I don't, I really don't get it because it's not I know I understand it's art and art is subjective I get it but this is a

statue of him this is gonna look like yeah no it's art but it has to look like him and although it is art it just has to look like it it's not an abstract thing of right if it was I get it but like you can't be everything else is like life spot on like the fingers are perfect One thing if the fingers were like this, you know, he was like, oh this guy Creative liberties put eyeballs in his mouth. Yeah, but like um, but this is juice, but I just don't Like there are guys who can nail this. Yes, they shouldn't hire that guy. It's gotta be like a thing where he, I'm sure his people called.

Yeah, they gotta stone him. That's why it's so great being a comedian. Oh, cause first of all, being a comedian, because like, not only just about being a comedian, but being somebody that's petty, don't let shit go. Yeah, yeah. Like after this whole ceremony's done. You got content for days. I'm like, ha ha, thanks for coming.

And then I'm just like, I'm getting the Miami Heat staff around, okay, I'm gonna stand next to this, and you tell me, does this look like me? Does this look like me? Where'd you fuck up? Along the way. Who did this? You know what I mean?

I wanna talk to him. Get his ass out here. Please tell me who thought this was a good idea, but don't play. Let's not let's we let's not glaze over Gloss over the Rinaldo one that one is they redid it though. Oh, did they yep? They made it they fixed it and of course The internet is like fired homeboy the internet is like on fire see that Well, they came out with the weird one Oh, why can't they do that first this they hired the same guy the same guy? I don't I don't that one looks like the goonies guy like if you guys

Crazy oh they redid it. It looks great. Did a plastic surgery. And Beverly Hills doctor just came in and fixed it. Wow. I was trying to see if the same guy. No, it's a different guy. Yeah, OK.

With a long name. I bet they just, it's like, probably like contracted money. And they hire some company and pay them way too much money and then that company's like oh We found this guy off Craigslist. He can he can make it and they'll redo it and they just wait taxpayer money They're gonna see the backlash and they'll redo it as a time even if Dwayne doesn't say anything Yeah, they're not fixing. They just won't talk about it either. No, just you just come to the stadium one day and be like Oh, they redid it. I remember that being much uglier. Yeah You know what I mean? What are we talking about? Like the Renato one was in if I was if I was Dwayne Wade

I'd go out there and stand out there until they make it better. Yes as the statue now I'm the guy you're just gonna be looking at me because I look more like me than this. That's how bad it is Yep. Now I got to stand out here. I Think I'll fix it. Think how hard it is to get a statue. You gotta be doing fucking Wade. He was so good. That's what I'm saying.

How about, but then did you see the Allen Iverson one? No. It's about as big as an Oscar. It's tiny. Well, yeah, it's a little shorter. Smaller. Smaller. Oh, wow.

The basketballs again. It's a gremlin. It's a little kid. Yeah. That one was like, what are we talking about? I'd say, hey, unless it was the big boy, I don't want it. I don't want to do a statue because he's like so revered as like a 76, but then he didn't win nothing. You know what I mean? They're like, guess what, dude? Great news, you're getting a statue. And they're like, can't wait till he sees his fucking look on his face. It's gonna be small. Here it is.

So it's like, that's a... But I guess they have like, Julius Irving. The Shaq one is good. Shaq's good. It is. Larry Bird one's good. Is it? I haven't seen Larry Bird one. The one around the Dodger stadiums are good. Chris Weber one's great.

Dude, the Yankees totally messed up. Thank God. No, but it's not good for baseball. No, I want to go seven games because it's so good, but they're going to destroy it. Dodgers are mopping the floor with them. You're like, God damn, they're going to sweep them. It's not good for baseball. Man, the Dan Marley statue is amazing outside of the go for a man the Dan Marley statues amazing outside of the

Phoenix there's no Rex Chapman statue outside Phoenix But to you but to your point they should Keep these around Tim Duncan statue is there one there might be Yeah, there should be well there will be yeah five championship That Tim Duncan Silly guy. How about how his last name is Duncan and he's a basketball player. That's crazy. You're meant Nominative determinism. Yeah About what happened with Tim Duncan I want to hear that again you hear about his? Did you ever hear about what happened with Tim Duncan? I don't want to hear that again. You hear about having his wife cheat on him?

No. With a trainer? And he paid her a ton of money because he just didn't want to make a thing about it. Have you heard about this? No. It's interesting. It's a good deep dive and I'm not vibing.

These are facts. It sounds like something that's interesting. Go for it. Nick, bring it up. Tim Duncan divorce. Would you say he paid her? Yes, he paid her. It's a not tell not tell there it is

Remarkably messy divorce that doesn't say sucks. They report on this that sucks. Let's get into it Wow, but how old is this one how old that article that was in May Cuz it's over but yeah, yeah yeah well that's also when he was playing basketball this is over okay all right well that's the 2024 2024 the things don't happen people cheap pay for what do you say what can we yeah Nick think they let's get back up there First would pay for tanking for Tim Duncan That's not it. This isn't it. No, that's not it. That's a whole different fucking story And some things just don't make it to the internet man

Well, it looked like we were so what do you what do you think? Was it's a vibe but she got caught cheating him because they have kids He made sure it was that messy. I think he paid her and him like the dude who was fucking her. Wait, hold on I might been tossing in there cuz this is going nowhere, but I think that's what happened Right, that's what it's really about that's what I I heard. Maybe that's the juicy thing, but he has a new girlfriend This is our client. Let's go. This is our client. I want to see what he looks like now Handsome guy. All right, uh, is he? Yeah. All right He's

It's been private so it's hard to determine the do-am-it It's been private, so it's hard to determine the do or met. All right. There's that, we're going nowhere here. I was gonna say, we're gonna cut all that out. Yeah. He's dead. The search area, we're just. Yeah, we do, we'll clean it up.

Yeah, we'll clean this up. Can you just do a fast forward, Casey, instead? Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I want it in. What are they doing? I want that bad part in. That story went nowhere. All right There were also rumors speculating about Tim Duncan sexuality during the divorce these arose from claims that he had a close male friend Whom he had allegedly lived with during his college days and had stayed with him even after his marriage

Well, these rumors garnered some media talking about a buddy That's stupid that's David Sullivan. Yeah, then I'm gay. You think I suck David Sullivan off? Yes. No. I do not, bro. My buddy David Sullivan got the, I got, so I got the, remember I got the surgery with the, the septoplasty, the, to breathe.

Yeah, the nose job. Yeah, I got, I got, yeah, rhinoplasty, yeah. They're like the doctor, I did it in my tour. Because they're like, you need to not fly for two weeks. And I was like, Okay, so let me pick the right date. I did after I got back home, I did the surgery. And then I was on not on the road for like three weeks. David got the surgery Wednesday. And he's leaving. He's leaving to go somewhere today on a plane and I was like bro you can't

Fly and he was like what and I was like You ask your doctor dude, you can't fly and I looked it up and it was like gotta wait two weeks Can't fly you'll hemorrhage yada. Yada. Yeah the same nose issue as you. Yes. Same. Same exact Not the same surgery. He was like really I was like, yeah And then he went to his doctor and his doctor's like, it's all good. Took the bandages out and he's like, yeah, you can fly. And I'm like, you have a bad doctor.

Dude, his head's gonna explode today. Maybe, or your doctor's just a pussy. Mine didn't work. Oh, there you go. So why would you do this? My guys did Neil, Nile Horan and fucking. Who? The singers.

Yeah, but they. The One Direction guys who died? while they were in there him he died I don't think it was because of his nose while they were in there. They could fix stuff You don't take some off the tail you take your car to the shop. Yeah, we soup it up It also needs break fluid It also needs break fluid. They couldn't they couldn't have couldn't have like. Here we go. While you're under. They couldn't have like. Ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting.

What if I came. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah. What if I came with a perfect nose at the after. No, what if you got a nose like Mike Pence? I love my nose, bro. Y'all are haters. I fucking, if I could change my nose to anything.

Mike Pence. I wouldn't. What do you mean? You got a great nose? Oh, look at this tiny. Does he have a nose job? I don't, it's just tiny. Yeah wouldn't what we mean. You got right nose. Oh, look at this cuz even nose job It's just yeah. No, I want a big nose, bro All right, the person who's got the best nose look at it. We need decent if you look at Liam Neeson's nose It's fucking awesome. His his his wife should give should suck it. It should be give him a nose job. There you go

It should be a give him a nose job. There you go Hey, I'm on record dude, I fucking talk about Liam Neeson those your nose isn't like Liam Neeson's your nose I'm not saying coach from The wrestling coach in Here we go the guy from office played him. You could have been the parent from from office play them you could have been the parrot from Aladdin dude come on he's got a great fucking nose and let me tell you something else about him he grew into it and it just got better Foxcatcher yeah you have the nose from Foxcatcher all right bro bring up that I don't I'm not saying I have time I'm not saying I have you're saying you have time to go his nose was always great at 40 He had he looked great with his nose. That's your nose

He fucking knows is so don't believe me says the best does anybody ever has fuck says I'm about his nose I go crazy I can't wait to watch it. Me too. My brother said it's like the best show ever. It's so good, bro I talked to him every day. He hasn't mentioned it. The funny thing is Matt and Jay hate each other. That'd be the thing. That'd be funny.

They should start a podcast. Yeah. Just complain about me and Chris. What did I even say about Liam Neeson's nose? I'm funny, dude. Fuck yeah, I talked about it already. That's amazing. You were just trying to deflect from

the monstrosity of your nose. My big amazing. You were just trying to deflect from the monster I know of your Fox catcher nose. Hey, you know what? There are things you can't hurt my feelings about having a big nose It's not one of them, dude. I fucking love it But no, it's on record chicks dig a big nose the summer you know how we're attracted big tits They're attracted big noses. I don't know if it's look it up. It'd be amazing if it was the same I'm telling you. Yeah, look big tits with the same website If it was the same I'm telling you yeah, look big tits with the same website So guys

Don't eat chicks dig a big nose no they do you got good nose. It's alright. No you got good nose is big His nose is massive But it's not bad. That's rich coming from you. My nose is crazy? Bro, just because I have a crazy nose doesn't mean I can't call out another one. But hold on, you know your nose is way bigger than Chris's. It's wider. Mine is wider. But Chris's is pointier. Yes.

But yours is bigger. Yeah, you have a bigger nose. Your nose is bigger than Chris's. If you put your nose on Chris's. Your shit looks like you could hang glide from it. Yeah. Wow. Yeah.

Are we doing that now? If you put your nose on Chris's- Your shit looks like you could hang glide from it. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Are we doing that now? Are we doing that? Oh, we talking about noses! Oh, we talking about noses! We talking about noses! We both have big fucking noses, alright? All three of us have some honkers.

Chin has a little bulldog nose. Damn it, dude. It's cute. honkers chin has a little bulldog nose Hey chin is a nose like gizmo Hell yeah, dude, his nostrils are getting harder than a motherfucker Yeah, there's chins nose Have a button nose Button not button that's weird What time for the audio listeners? Yeah, you're right. That's clear. Very good. Okay button the eyes are way off

That's what is not Little a little bit bigger just Just a slight nose. Alright well. Is that it Nicholas? That's it. Cool. I'll be in Toronto. I'll be in Bismarck. Bismarck. Bismarck. I'll be in North Bay. Tonight or something. Not tomorrow. I don't know.

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