The Golden Hour - HOO-BANGIN'

Episode Date: October 7, 2022

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oh that's it wow so you're not even really going for the wedding that's well no i wouldn't i wouldn't do the tempeh improv if i wasn't going there he's a theater out yeah no no i i like i love no no no well no i i hey i love the tempeh improv i really do no you do all right bro stop with the duck lips man i love one more But once. You ever met this guy? Oh, I'm the dumb one. You can't argue. There's something about me. You have no idea what you're saying.

Gang, gang. Buzz, buzz. So. Like, this is not a good pause. That wasn't a good pause, Nick. That was perverted. Yeah, yeah. She's wrong.

Nick's fired. Yeah. All right. That was totally inappropriate. I got a debate club or. Yeah, yeah, true. Nick's fired. Yeah. All right. That was totally inappropriate. I got a debate club or- King it! King it! Would you rather go to jail for a crime you didn't commit or send someone to jail for

a crime you committed? They're both pretty fucked up, but you got to pick one. This bitch is terrible. Love you guys. This bitch is terrible. She's an awful person. Oh, I know. She's a scammer.

Why would you even come up with that? Oh, I'm wired different. She's an awful person. Oh, I know. She's a scammer. Why would you even come up with that? Oh, I'm wired different. She got a lot hotter. Both of those things are... Yeah, fucking Bonnie and Clyde guy over here. Yeah. Those are both... Let's go Rob Banks and self...

Those are both the biggest nightmares to me. Yeah. Like, oh my God, the fucking... Can you imagine what you'd feel? The first one's way worse. Well, the first one... That's bad on you. You'd kill me. Yeah. Like, oh, my God. The fucking – Can you imagine what you'd feel? The first one's way worse. Well, the first one – That's bad on you. You'd kill yourself.

Yeah. The second one is like, wow. It's hard to kill yourself in prison. No, but here's a – Oh, my God. Just think about it like this. What if you get offered that option? They're like, all right, we're sending you –

I know you didn't do this. We're sending you to jail. Or you could turn on Brendan and send him to jail instead. You know I thrive in there, right? That's why you got to go. Bye, bye, bye. That's what I'm saying. Like, I would take that burden.

How many years are we talking here? Two? I'll do two for you. I'll do one for you, Eric, two for you, Nick, three months. All right? You're going for a life. One year? You wouldn't even feel bad if you sent somebody for me.

You'd be like, all right, they'll be able to do it. Dude, 365 days? I'll visit. Or like, oh, fuck. I feel like Chris would. You're there visiting hours. You'd put a pie and stuff. No, I still bring the napkins.

No, you just send me money so I can buy stuff at the little shop there. You pick up a smoking car. Well, if we had to send one of us to prison in this room. Oh, well, yeah. It would have to be him. Or Mark. You know what I mean? Yeah.

Well, no. Yeah. You've been to prison? You've been to prison, Mark? No. Of course. Oh, no, no. You can never tell.

I don't know. I don't know. Yeah. I feel like I'd do all right and be scared. But the problem is you've got to pick a side. I know. Like your Aryan Nation, the Mexican cartels, the blacks. I don't know what I would look at me.

I'm so multi-ethnic. I would just go whoever's winning. That's where I would be. Who's running this prison? If there's a Mexican, I'm like, Eric, Bubba, it's going to be a tough year for you. That's what I'm saying. I've got to pick who's winning. No, you're holding pockets no matter who it is. You're too friendly, amigo. Vamos a la playa. Eric, Bubba, it's going to be a tough year for you. That's what I'm saying. I got to pick who's winning.

No, you're holding pockets no matter who it is. You're too friendly, dude. Yeah. I'm going to come in there and find the biggest dude. Yeah, but you could probably hold court. I would turn trans because they put you in a different prison. They put you with the women. You can do that now.

Guys are doing it all the time, yeah. I don't know if that's true. I'm telling you, look it up. Some guy did it. He was on trial for murder. Sounds like a Brendan lie. It was like, oh telling you, look it up. Some guy did it. Sounds like a Brendan lie. It was like, oh, I'm about to get fucked up. We just got hit with a Brendan lie. Try it out.

Look it up, Nick. A bri. We should have a fucking Brendan lie. A Lendon. What are we going to call it? A Lydon. I mean, think about it. Yeah, well, no, I understand.

Yeah, yeah. And really, especially now, they can't really say anything. Woke prisons. That's hilarious. Woke prisons. That's hilarious. Woke prisons. Yeah. You hurt my feelings. And my anus.

There's a show that Rachel loves to watch. It's about, like, this guy who used to be in prison. Now he's out. And he goes to, like, the prisons of the world. And he puts himself in. Jesus. And he, like, you know, and, like, Russian prisons. Like, it's, like, the crazy shit.

Those are crazy. But he was, like, he went to Russian prisons like it's like the crazy shit but he was like he went to this one prison it's in Russia and this new warden has changed like she's all about human rights

because before the people were being tortured and there was 10 suicides yeah it's Russia you know yeah You know? Yeah. Wait, I get the gist. I just probably have to slow it down and hit it like this. It's the king, the wing, and the sting. It's the wing and the king and the sting.

Hold on, hold on. Hold on, wait a minute, let me think. It's the king and the sting and the wing. Let's go. King and the sting and the wing. Brought it full circle and put on the whole team. Legendary trio, Britney, Chris, and Theo. What you mean?

You know it's the king and the sting and the wing.