The Golden Hour - Hot Sauce Novice | The Golden Hour #185 w/Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: May 22, 2026

The guys recap the Netflix's Ronda Rousey vs Gina Carano fight and talk Gina's 100lb weight loss, Chris' hot sauce tragedy, the filmWuthering Heights, whether or not Jacob Elordi is a likeable actor or not, m*rder documentaries, the new Crash doc, Erik's maid story, Brendan being the backwards guy and much more! Get this episode AD FREE + 2 PATREON ONLY episodes/month only at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcastEthos - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos. Get your free quote at https://ethos.com/goldenhourFound - Join hundreds of thousands of small business owners simplifying their finances—open your Found account for FREE at https://found.com/Shopify - Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial today at http://shopify.com/golden. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The clean day goes, oh, you have dishes and stuff? Dirty dishes. Yeah, someone so never has dirty dishes and her floors are always clean. Hey, let me tell you something. She better be glad I was at home. Oh, man. Talk about it. What's up?

Oh, so you don't want to do the thing? Oh, man. You don't want to do the thing that we're paying you to do? That's what you're saying? Oh, man. So we're supposed to pre-clean before you come? Sounds like someone's got citizenship. Did you watch with friends that shout?

Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about, but that won't stop us. Nothing can stop us. I can show you. You did you watch the Netflix card on Saturday? Man. Like as a, like you're getting into the sport, like as a casual. dude were you feeling it or like you know like what's your you know it's uh it's hard because i think the other fight was better or this is what it should be yeah oh you're talking about the other ufc fighter yeah yeah yeah but it's like when it's like i don't want to see ronda rousie anymore i don't she was in you can't go to wwee and then come back to this it's just But the bigger issues, people are upset about it. Like with Gina Carrano, it's like, bud, first of all, she's 44, hasn't fought in 17 years.

Yeah. And they're like, what? Only 17 seconds. This thing's rigged. It's like, buddy. This was Rhonda, who's there to play no games, who's a professional versus a girl who's basically was on the biggest, my biggest loser, lost weight and was like, I'll get paid to show up. Like, her, she already won just losing all that weight and get in front of the fucking

limelight and then she gets arm barred people like oh what the fuck it's like what you think was gonna happen yeah well even i just that's one of those but i don't think it's necessary no i'm just saying i don't think it honestly i don't think it was respectful for the sport you know what no like if if that's the thought i mean it would it would honestly it would be like if in a month they asked you to fight yep you know what i mean like you haven't been fighting but they're saying like hey brain we're gonna put you on netflix and you're gonna fight you're going to fight Nate Diaz in a month. Easy work.

Yeah, that'd be easy work. Yeah, I'll put that out there. Yeah, I feel you. That'd be easy work. Nick, Nick, you know a hardcore. Nick, Nick, did you dig the, like, what's your takes on the Netflix card? It depends how serious you took it. Yeah, I mean, I like that there's another production that's putting a lot into it and more people see it.

But I don't know, that was a clown show. It was all squash matches. Like, having a fight end in 17 seconds. And they had 40 minutes in between the fights, if not more, which was just horrible to watch and reminded me of boxing. So I don't know. If they can somehow put matchups together, I'd be kind of interested if it's Francis de Gondou versus to Spain.

Really? I mean, it's the best they can do. And I don't know. I do think dispain would have a small chance of knocking him out. But see what we're talking about? Like there's like the UFC has a monopoly, which I can argue is not a bad thing. But it's like we're talking.

about Francis versus to Spain. It's like, you're talking about the guy who's ranked in the top 50 heavyweights in the world? It's like that's what we're looking forward to. Yeah, the Netflix cards reminds me of like back in the day, in the heyday of the WWF, they used to have a thing called Saturday Night Main Event. Yeah. But the thing on Saturday Night Main Event, they never, ever changed belts on Saturday Night Main Event. It was just a spectacle, and that's all that it was.

it was nothing real about it yeah yeah you know not that it's real but you know what i'm saying in terms of like this doesn't this doesn't move anything forward this doesn't move the like the ball forward i think there's a lane for it but back to your point nick where you're like yeah it's 40 minutes between fights here's my thing with that and everyone was giving aerial shit you know because they were making aerial work right and like expand it asks these questions because they need to fill time motherfuckers look but two weeks before i could have told you something to happen you have on the main card you have whatever is five six fights they're all crazy mismatches that card was designed to go fast and now they're like what what are we doing here we got 40 minutes between each fight it's like

yeah all your fights are minus 2 000 versus a fucking plus 500 of course it's going quick figure it out and the last three were scheduled for 25 so you have to allot 40 minutes and it was Francis, Mike Perry, and the fight that ended in 17 seconds. So every time, yeah, you're losing 35 minutes. But figure it out, of course. Yeah. If they, they shouldn't have a time slot that they need to fill. Just run the event as long as it takes.

Yeah, it's Netflix. Who cares? I think they want to like schedule it out and they will have ads and they'll build it out. So I know, but three hour block. I know, but if you rewatch it now, it's not three hours, right? I'm sure they've, I'm sure they've chopped it up at this point right now. I don't know anybody's trying to rewatch that thing, but you might be right. Right, right.

I don't know. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, but it's like, but is it like a thing where is it not UFC? Is it not? No. Oh, well, that, well, that they got to change that. I mean, but I guess not after another company paid so much money to get the UFC right. Then I got to be like, no, you can't just play it on Netflix.

No, I don't know. Yeah, but I mean, I think they should take a, take a page. from the NFL and the NBA. The NFL is on like six networks. You know what I mean? It's like that's how you, that's how you broaden the reach. That's done for seven years.

They signed it exclusive with Paramount. I get it, I get it, I get it, but I just think it. So you have to subscribe to Paramount to get it. They were shopping at Al-a-Cart, as they call it, and then they had a premium price if you wanted all of it and Paramount hit their price of $1.1. Last second. Yeah.

Nick, did you hear? when I was on Rogan we were talking about he was like yeah Netflix wanted to do the deal but they were like we just want the big boy events get rid of all the fight nights we're like we don't want the bullshit I was like good for Netflix man good for them yeah but

but you need all that you need shitty fights you need the other fights so you can get to know the people I mean I still think the main problem with this is when you don't have a when you don't have stars man you need stars

You need stars The only way you can need stars You have to watch their progress You have to see like a journey that they're going on But that's why Netflix Did their thing because Because we don't have these big stars You're getting the Nate Diaz's of the world

The Ronda Rousey's Connor coming back is like the biggest news And I don't know how long It's because we don't have anybody To take the fucking You know the throne So now we're like vying for these old ass fighters Like Gina Crono

That's fucking bananas I don't know, but that's how you have to do it. Well, look who decided to join us. Did we start? Yeah. Oh, man, L.A. traffic, bro. It's crazy. Never heard of it.

There's two fires going on right now. It's crazy. It's going to take me forever to get home. The five going back to Santa Clarita. It was just, I saw it. I see him on the news out here. It's in Semivalley, right? So that's a one.

One's in Simi Valley, but there's another one in, where is that other one, Chris? Oh, I didn't know about the other one. Yeah, there's two of them. Yeah, yeah. I'll tell you what would solve all this. You vote Spencer Pratt. You didn't have to worry about those fires.

I mean, maybe. Who knows? Fire is fire, but yeah. Well. I don't know. I know nothing about the race. What I know is I spilled hot sauce on my white shirt yesterday in the beginning of the day and I had to travel.

So I had to sit with it for the whole day. What did it helps me with that? Well, we started talking about UFC because you weren't here, so it's great. Oh, yeah. Wait, there was something I wanted to know about it. about UFC actually. Oh, there we go. But I can't even remember what it is.

The Netflix thing? No. Oh, yeah. Do they allow women to fight? Yes. The Rhonda Rousey and the, what's her name, Serrano? Gina Carrano. What's the deal with that?

They fought. I don't know who Gina is. They didn't fight. Arm wrestling would have been better. Yeah. Oh, I agree. And I didn't even see it. I love arm wrestling.

What, the Gina slap would have been better. I wish they would have to do that. The Gina girl, she is, I don't know her. I know Rhonda Rousey, obviously. She's before, way before your guys' time. She was in Star Wars?

Yeah, you know where she got canceled. Wait a minute, hold on. She fights? That's how she became famous at first. I didn't know that. She was a fighter and then she went into, yeah, she's actually like Nick was saying, like she's like the grandmother of what made this.

Go to her? She's the original. She's the Rosa Parks of fighting. Yeah. She's the original. the Jackie Robinson for females. Let me see her in her fighting like days or whatever. The top left is like the most iconic one.

Right there? Yeah. Well, this is why she stopped fighting because damn. Well, Hollywood came calling. And then also a little interesting fact about her, her family owns like Caesar's casinos. So they're rich, rich. It's funny that she, yeah, usually women who are that hot don't want to fight.

Well, they, well, she didn't. Listen, I feel like... She didn't want to fight Saturday night either. What happened there? What do you mean by that? I didn't see it. She got beaten 17 seconds. Oh, it was really?

That really? Yeah. Jeez. Okay. I don't know. Well... Dude, some dude on my comments, but man, I want to see those war bags go to work. Talk about her titties.

War bags. That sounds like a movie you'd see on Netflix. War bags. War bags. She looks better now, bro. She really... She was 250 pounds. What's that sorry? What was that?

She was 250 pounds and she lost all the way like a year ago of fat like a year ago. You guys, you see this picture? I want to see the girls in a back fight. That would have been a better fight. So all right, hold on. The one on the, so Karan, what's her name? Sorry. Gina Karan. Right. Okay. So Gina.

She was 250 pounds of fat? Yeah, man. Oh, wow. I don't think there's really a lot of pictures of her when she. There's one where she's doing like a Q&A for the Maladorian or Mandorian Star Wars shit. And she is. She is thicker. There she is.

Oh, my God. Oh, good for her just doing whatever the fuck she wants. Is that Adele? You know what I mean? That's amazing. And that's her then and then. Jesus. Yeah.

So like her her victory was just losing the weight. Yeah, yeah. But here's the thing. Amazing. Congrats on your weight loss journey. But I too. in to see two professional fighters. You know what I'm saying?

I guess. Yeah. I guess. I mean, when's the last time she fought? Exactly. Like 16 years ago. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, this wasn't even something I even wanted to think about. This is very contradictory to about what's been going on. I mean, this wasn't even something. Even I saw this thing. I was like, oh, who would? I wouldn't even think about watching this. Like, yeah. I'm proud of you, Chris.

I don't even know. Like, I didn't put it together. that that was the act i know the actress and then i know she got canceled yeah i know about all that i know about the vandalion i know about her on that no idea she was a fighter wow that's so old guy of me well or not and and and her dad was uh played uh backup quarterback for the dallas cowboys that i was well aware of roger starved he's my favorite backup quarterback of all time no but dude when some of these ufc fights especially the women it's it's kind of it is like the governor or mayor you don't know until somebody says

you see something you go oh that's the mayor like I didn't know you know what I mean like I mean I mean yeah if you don't follow UFC at all yeah yeah yeah yeah I know Rhonda Rousey I know a lot of the guys the man Rhonda Rousey is like yeah but right of course she's a legend or whatever but

I was telling Eric she was in a thing called Strike Force which was UFC's competitor in like 2010 it was awesome and her success is what I think changed Dana White's opinion because he used to say over my dead body will women fight in the UFC but people loved her and then they went

under. But also to next point when Gina Krona was fighting you gotta be a hardcore to remember this. When Gina Krona was fighting 16, 17 years ago there was eight ugly bitches fighting. They had no skill. Zero skill.

She was the bad. It's like winning gold in the Special Olympics. Cool. You got gold, but you ain't competing against the very best. So when Gina was doing her thing, she was pretty, but anybody, What you're saying is Tank Abbott now would just get slaughtered.

Annihilated, yeah, but annihilated. He would fuck Gina Carrano up, though. Yeah, he would. He would wreck her world. This would be like Pistol Pete Merevich joining the NBA now against like fucking, you know, Kevin Duran. I don't know what that is. That's a basketball player. Yeah.

I don't know. Yeah. I don't know, man. I think it would translate. Kevin Durant would put his chocolate balls in his mouth. Did you guys see the game? game last night that that was like the NBA's in a good place no unless as unless by game you mean hot sauce on my fucking shirt dude oh yeah this guy seven for and it was it was a double overtime

and that's game one how about this he's like the next super superstar right like he's that wemby or whatever yeah yeah yeah he's too tall though lembignon yonana or something that's when he makes the worst shoes i've ever seen in my life that ever ever Christopher a alien we're so bad Oh my God. It's like so quickly they just pivot into a bullshit. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, you guys. Oh, man.

All of a sudden it's like, I'm saving it. His shoes are nonsense. I'm saving it. But this is the other thing. Wemby's never going to be like a star with the kids because he's too tall and awkward. No one wants to be like it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it.

You don't want to be like him because you don't want to be fucking 900 feet tall and then die when you're 48. Facts. That's terrible. Well, you can't be that tall. You'll die. Here, let me switch it up for you. Okay. I want to talk about the hot sauce things.

but fine. His shoes are terrible. I'll get back to your hot sauce store. Guys, if you want to hear the hot sauce store, you've got to subscribe to the Patreon. I can't believe. I honestly can't believe I didn't bring it up on congratulations.

So it's hot off the press. Wow, it's hilarious that you haven't even so you still bring it up and you didn't even talk about it on congratulations. That's for you. That was for me. I meant to, by the way. But I had to, I was thinking about you.

Just got carried away of my extreme consciousness. You know, when you have a kid. I do know that. And it changes your perspective. on making sure they're taking care of. Yep. If something tragically should happen to you, knock on wood, then nothing does.

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Oh, okay. A plane movie? Yeah. This is one of the movies you just watch on a plane because you're... Stay tuned for the hot sauce stuff by the other. And also if you want to expand on your quads being an inch bigger, we didn't really get into that last week. Okay. Okay.

You know what I do, actually. Here we go. I do. I do. Dude, I saw, it's on HBO now, but I saw Withering Heights. Oh, man, I can't see that. I don't like it. This was so bad.

Really? I mean, I just... Was it bad? Okay, hold on. I'm going to tell you why it was bad. Wait, was it bad? Or was it just not for you? No, no, no.

Okay. No. This is a bad movie. Okay. Because there isn't one redeeming character in this movie. Why would you watch this, Eric? Yeah. The fact that you would.

Why would you watch this? No, man. Because it was like. There's so much shit on the plane, though. There's so many options. These are two of the biggest stars in the world. Well, he's going to look. Well.

Her, yes. He's fucking massive too. Whoa. He's no. He made it. Margo Robbie, though. Okay. She's already elected.

Yeah, she can get it. Right. And this is my... He's on his way, for sure. This is my whole point. He's the it guy. I'll give you that. Yeah, yeah. So what I'm saying, though, is like,

I think that when you put people like that in a movie, I think one or two things can happen. It's like, I think they were just trying too hard. Like, we're great actors and we're famous and we're going to do this. And dude, you have to watch it. It's a passion project. It's so, it's so morbid and dark and like, it's just... Okay.

I like that. I mean, I'll watch it out. I'll watch anything with. the woman with a mesh veil on like that. You know me, but... Yeah, it's hot. I mean, that just looks so... It looks so interesting and, you know, symbolic, but I...

There might be six people in this movie. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, no. This seems horrible. Dude, it was like, yeah, it's them. The guy, the dad, the, the, yeah. Six, seven people.

I already don't want to see it. You sold me on it. I don't want to see it. I got a show for you guys, though. It is tasty. I don't want to recommend bullshit shows. It's called Widows Bay on Apple. Yeah, I'm going to maybe watch you up.

Speaking of Tasty, we'll get to the hot. It's fantastic. I don't like when you, I think sometimes you don't like the right shows, Brendan. There, I said it. Yeah, it's kind of known. You know, I think we like different stuff from my different stuff. I like good shit and you guys just recommend horrible shit to the audience. No, no, no.

What are you talking about? I do not agree with you. Wait, first of all, there's no recommendation that came. We just talking about the things. Oh, I recommend. it all the time and you should watch what I said. Awesome. Awesome. I'll watch it.

What is this on? Apple TV. You see that fucking Apple TV thing right there? Apple TV has a lot of stuff on it. I wasn't a I wasn't I thought it was good but I didn't finish that other one that that guy's in. From? No on Netflix. You know what was that the beast in me?

And I know everyone like that. Oh, I love that one. Yeah. With Claire Danes. I understand it's good but I just. No, no, no, check it out. I saw that guy on the place. Wait, wait, wait.

How many episodes did you watch of Beast? I gave it a pretty good college try. How many? There's 10 or 8 or 10. So what did you want? Five. You know what? That's all you needed it.

What do you mean? That's all you needed. Oh, that's what the best part was. Yeah, yeah. I know exactly what you're not going to. You are not going to like how this show ends. Wait, but what's the plot? What's the plot?

Wait, you didn't see this? I have no desire. I don't like the cover. Oh, no, this is good. I don't like the cover. I don't like the cover. I don't like the cover. What an idiot!

I don't like the cover. They look like brother and sister right here. Like they're aging the same. You know what I mean? No, no. I don't like the name. I don't like the cover. I don't like her.

I don't, I don't, I don't, okay, I don't know how to say this. That guy isn't somebody I want to watch. Okay. Oh, you got to watch Widows Bay then. You got to watch Widows Bay. He's in Widows Bay. I know, I know, but he gets terror. It's scary.

No, no, no, no, but that's who he is in this movie. No, it's his face. Wait, what's the, I have nothing against the guy. Yes, you do. You know what he is? No, no, Chris, you know what it is? Chris, look at this, this guy's face. No, I'm with Chris.

You know what it is? He's not a star. He doesn't have the it factor. Yeah, maybe it's something like that. He doesn't offer much. He might be really good. I mean, he was good in the beast of me. Dude, the pilot of this show.

What's the plot for God's sake? Why don't, yeah, so he plays. Which one? What? This movie. Yeah, he's great. That's all right. Oh, no, no.

No, I'm not saying he's not good. No, I don't want anyone being like, Christalia says fucking rice. Whatever the fuck his name is is terrible. He's not terrible. He's good. It's just like. I don't think anybody's writing that. Yeah, no, but I'm saying the hot blogs.

I don't, I don't want anyone right. I don't want fucking walker. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. I don't want anyone other Tumblr. Hey, hey, hey, nobody cares. I don't want anyone on their Tumblr fucking slandering me and this rice guy. I think that he's probably great. But it's just like, dude, I don't feel like eating turkey dinner right now.

Yeah, it's good. Okay. That's fair. Yeah, he's a safe turkey dinner. But, I mean, he's becoming the new, like, you know, Alan Rickman. Right. You know what I mean? Like, he's just a villain.

Right. He plays a villain very well. Right. And he's a villain in this, too, Brendan. Like, he, you know. But what's the plot? He's accused. Okay, so.

I forget what it is. He's accused. He's like a rich, like business guy, and he was accused of murdering his wife, okay? Right. They didn't have any evidence. He wasn't found guilty. You know what? It's about whatever the last thing you saw was about.

Every show is the fucking same, dude. Not Widows Bay. Not Widows Bay. Very unique. Very original. Very original. Oh my God. Between you and him, I can.

This is Widows Bay. He plays the Widows Bay guy. No, fuck off. what? Every fucking documentary is the same too. I watched fucking three documentaries on Netflix in a row yesterday. They were all the same fucking thing. Did you watch the crash? Did you watch the crash with the girl? Yeah. How crazy was that one? Right? There you go. Now it's coming around. And that's why they're all the same. I know. Because you just went like this. Oh, that one. I know. I know. And I found her cellmate on TikTok and she's outing the girl how big of a piece

a shit she is, dude, I can't get enough of it. Okay. Well, why does somebody in prison have TikTok? Good night, everyone. No, she does it. She does it. No, she got out. She got out. She shared the cell with her and she was in the same prison as her. So you're just going to believe some convict that's saying these things about this person. No, no, she posts

at the same time. No, she shows you why she's in there. She shows their exact timing when they're in there. They're on the yard together. I understand that, but like obviously she wants clout and wants to make money so i'm going to just but she's dropping facts chris what she's dropping some inside info and you just believe it is what i'm saying yeah yeah man no that's absolutely i don't want to live in a world where every everyone's bullshit you know even she's lying it's entertaining it's entertaining that's interesting well yeah i mean what

that's what are you supposed to do i mean what do i don't i have said just a thousand thousand times and I'll say it a thousand more times. I don't believe any documentaries. Yeah, no. I don't care how good they were made. I know. I don't care what they're saying. At this point right now, the way documentaries are made.

Tiger King? Tiger King? So bad, I know. It's so. Oh, dude, speaking of documentaries, the, was it, the Murdoch murders? That dude got off. That's crazy. He's getting out.

Nuts. Yeah. I saw that. But the crash. Okay. I don't like that. You guys aren't excited. I'm excited.

I don't know what happened. He's fucking murdered everyone. For murdering his entire family, he's getting out. But that documentary made it seem like he was guilty as fucking all sin. This is what I'm trying to say about documentaries. That's my whole point. Hey, Nickerton, can you guys make sure he got out? Am I, am I crazy?

No, no, he is. Yeah, he is. He's getting out, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Chin is to your left. To your left now. How about, how about, but how about the crash? That was, this is what they do with those documentaries.

The whole first half is, I wasn't her. There's no way. There's no way she could. Well, no, we knew it was her. She's the sweetest fucking. And then afterwards.

That bit. Piece of shit. You know what I mean? The second half you just, you know what? How about her parents? Oh, bro. If they were trying to come off as likable,

bro, bro, hold up, hold up. This is, but this is when you knew, this is when you knew they were bad shit crazy. The dad is wearing a shirt that says,

boom. It's like a comic shirt that says, boom. I don't notice that. They crashed. It's insane. It should read the fucking room, dude. They just were not.

They were not. Bad parents. You don't want to see. Look, you saw a few clips of them. You don't want to say they're bad parents because of that. But oh my God, you go. Bad parents. Well, I mean, there's different styles of documentaries.

So, like, this feels like one where they're trying to push a narrative. So the creators of the documentary think this. You know? Yeah. Yeah. This one, they did a little bit less. to that, but, oh, he's still in prison? But no, he's in prison now, but he's

getting out. He's overturned. But they're retrial, and he's also in prison for 27 years for financial crimes. Oh, so he's not getting out. He's serving two separate sentences, one for financial crimes that are on touch by this ruling, 27 years. Well, that's why it's easy to do that.

You can just go, yeah. Wow. Hold up. 27 years. Yeah, yeah. He's already in jail. He'll be in jail for 27 years, so they just go. No, more than that. Plus, plus. plus 40 plus 40 for covering 14 counts of money laundering five counts of

why fraud what a piece of shit yeah so he's not getting out um well that's a shame at this point why does i don't even understand why he was even fighting to get off of that crime what you know why not because maybe those are next for 40 years for something else i'm just like especially if i'm his age is like do you give me 20 that's life at this point yeah man that's weird uh I don't know, man. Somebody's like, definitely does too many of them. Remember they were doing like their recordings for so long?

Yeah. Like even that is kind of like, oh, I love them. I know, I know, but it's like, that's a special kind of thing too where you're just kind of like,

when you, when they, grab a water. Anytime, give me one. Anytime they do something about a serial killer, for instance, what makes that, what makes that better or say more believable

is the fact that we know what the person did. We see all the crimes. Right, right, right. And so now this is like an after a fact sort of like, hey, let's put all these pieces together so you can kind of feel what happened. Yeah, in depth. But when they're doing something about someone where you're just kind of like, I don't know.

I don't know what happened. Right. Who is this guy? Like, why did that happen or whatever? That's when you're just kind of like, you go, that's when they're pushing a narrative. Look, I've used this example a million times, but making a murderer is still without a doubt the greatest 10-part documentary framing a guy ever. And, you know, like trying to convince you that the guy's innocent.

That's crazy. He's still in jail. Yeah. Okay, so I'm off documentaries. Yeah, I know. Even the Michael Jackson documentary, the thing about that one was there's a scene where there's a cup like this in the back, you know, and then as a scene goes on, it disappears. Right.

So that lets me know they were doing takes. Yeah. And if you're doing takes in a documentary, I can't believe you. No, I know. I know. I can't believe you. I know. I know. So, eh.

I know. I know. It's fucking crazy, bro. But I will say, though, that, that, that, that, that. Here's the thing, though, that, that girl was, it, she seemed awful in the crash. Okay. Yeah. Also, she was 17.

So, you know, it's like, you could be like, all right, well, people can be. 17 and then grow up into somebody who was like yeah I don't know what the fuck I was doing you know what I'm saying I know but you can make not not not that that excuse is murder I'm just saying her attitude and everything it's like you'd never want to be around that person I know but like if I if I only showed no I understand I understand I'm saying I do understand yeah so that's why and I agree with you I just you know it's just it's just hard to like at what point is it like for entertainment right or is it for knowledge right right and I just don't know what I'm what the purpose of any of it is now. Yeah. Of these documentaries. The only guy that really, you can really just sort of count on and believe him is Ken Burns.

You know what I mean? Well, he just shoots it. Yeah. You know what I'm trying to say? Like, who the fuck's that? I feel like his... Who's Ken Burns?

He was a photographer that is, he does documentaries now. Yeah, yeah. The connection's bad over here. He's like, oh yeah, he did the fucking, yeah.

The Vietnam wanted to do. Well, I'm just saying there's something about him that you feel like his intention is to tell a story or, He looks trustworthy You know what I mean But somebody's other one Like if all

Like I bet you this one He's zasty He's zasty though Right he's zasty My nightmare Is to have You know how I have white hair here Is that my hair never goes gray

That's my nightmare Oh I need to get gray hair On the top of my head I might just die at gray dude That guy's wearing a wig though That guy's wearing a wig Chris

That's a wig It does look like it But I But here's my thing I wonder if Stop saying that. Someone's going to be sued. I mean, because I showed you guys before

when Nick looked it up, but, you know, a lot of the documentaries and even shows based off true stories on Netflix all have lawsuits that come. They all have lawsuits. And so I wonder if this

crashing one is going to be the same thing. Netflix don't give a fuck. There's going to be, I know, but that sucks. That sucks. Then to me, they lose all credibility. They lose all credibility to me.

You're taking it too serious. You're taking it too serious. Taking it too serious. That's what documentaries are, man. Enjoy the murder. Comedy documentary. You know what I mean? She killed him.

What? Enjoy the show. Or did she? This summer. I just don't know, you know, but I will say, though, I, I, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, before we get into the hot sauce. Let's take a break. Hey, yo, yo, yo. Yo, what's up about, you know, when I started my podcast, I didn't know how cool and lucrative it would be.

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based you were at a mexican place no i mean you know if you let me tell the story you'll find out all this no but this is funner if we guessed Yeah Was it How bad is it Was it green salsa or red salsa? It was red salsa Red salsa

On a white Wait is hot sauce or salsa It was red salsa You weren't at a Mexican place No No no no no hold on It wasn't salsa It was hot sauce

Oh Hot sauce that changes Which is everywhere Yeah I know But you said How did you not know It was hot sauce Me?

No no Yeah I know Yeah I know But I'm saying He said it Oh no no No no fuck you both So you see

So you said He came in a container. No, no. He said, I said, was it Chalula or Tamask? He's like, no, it was in a special thing. Yeah. Mostly Mexican restaurants give you salsa in a different thing. Because if you get in hot sauce, they bring you the bottle.

Fine, but you're still wrong. Or Irwan. That's fine. You're still wrong. You're bad Columbo. One more thing. One more thing. Bad Columbo is a good title.

So. He never gets it right. Whoops. So you had a Thai restaurant. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, so, okay, let go. So what kind of hot sauce was it? Well, first of all, fucking...

Was it chunky hot sauce or was it smooth? There's no fucking... That would be salsa. This guy really wants it to be salsa. No, he really wants it to be fucking salsa. Yeah, he does. That's right. Did it have onions in it?

Dude, it's fucking hot sauce. This guy wants it to be salsa so bad. You know what? I was at a Mexican restaurant. There. How about that? Are you happy now? No.

So you had some watery ass hot sauce in a little jar. Okay, go. So it starts before that. I don't like to travel with a white shirt because I know I'm going to get fucking coffee on it. And if I get coffee at 7 a.m. when my flight is or whatever and I got to sit with the fucking coffee stain on my shirt you know the whole day try peeing on your pants

one day but but so I'm like I like this shirt though I'm gonna look kind of cool if I fucking wear it I'm gonna put it on I'll just be extra careful well there's your mistake yeah well no my mistake because now you're like doing this with everything

my white shirt so I go to the airport which is like this it's in on my Vancouver Island I don't know if you know if you've ever been on there but it's like a I'm gonna take a prop outside Seattle yeah it's a prop I'm gonna take a prop oh you know and so you know the airport is like they're just like hey how you doing you know

there's no right right right right right you know and Mason City was like yeah so I'm like all right right and they're like so just drop it back here if you want to get something to eat you can just go over there and I'm like oh hold on a second what I know you're not telling me that you had an open container of hot sauce on a prop plane no I I'm not I'm not going to say that. Okay. Okay. I'm not, I'm not going to say that.

Okay. Because that's not what happened. Okay. I go, okay. I go over to the fucking cafe in the airport. And I say, can I have a breakfast sandwich? Can I have in an, she says, you want, yeah. Okay.

So she brings over. I said, do you have hot sauce? She brings over hot sauce in a fucking closed goddamn thing for hot sauce. Okay. All right. I know I got the white shirt on. So this is all knowledge I have. I go to flip the hot sauce thing open.

Like an idiot. No, not even because I thought about it. It goes this way. Who opens hot sauce like this? Well, your hands are full. You got a cap. Something else in my hand. Okay.

This is idiot move right here. This is stupid. Hey, Hey, here's not going to open my hot sauce. Like you're some kind of. cool guy like you're shooting a scene in a movie was there like a hot chick looking and you were like yeah probably watch how i do this hot sauce i'm cool okay so then what happened i didn't think about being cool what i thought was efficiency i was holding a fucking breakfast sandwich i know and i just

wanted to you know how it goes bro what a hot sauce novice so i i open it and it just goes of course it did three dots bro bright cocksucking red and man you know i i i i i I chuckled a little bit. And it was just fine for a little bit. And then the whole day, it was just like this nagging goddamn thing. It was almost as if the hot sauce, they had little voices and they were like, Hey, stupid. Remember me.

Hey, stupid. Why'd you do that? Something good would happen and they'd be like. And, and, and, and I just fucking, it really bothered me, man. And I put my hoodie on. Because I'm like, all right, you want to play that game? Let's put a fucking hoodie on, bitch. I'll go to war with myself.

Yeah, you showed them. All right? So I put the hoodie on. I'll fucking show me, dude. Hell yeah, dude. So I put the hoodie on. Bro, the plane was so hot. Uh-huh.

And motherfucker, I'll be damned if I'm taking this goddamn hoodie off because of the fucking hot sauce. Dude, don't play me, motherfucker. Everybody in the whole plane was going to stop and turn and be like, But it's for me, it's about me, though. You know? So eventually we land and I still got that hoodie on, motherfucker. And we have to stay on the plane for 50 minutes. 50?

50? You heard. Oh, hot plane? And you know what happens when you land. They like turn off the fucking air. They only have the air on when you're in flight for some reason. Uh-huh. Man, I was getting so fucking mad.

and I finally took my goddamn hoodie off, bro, for the last 10 minutes we were on the plane. And I had to sit with that fucking hot sauce, dude. And you know what, though? I got home. And I had to do my podcast at midnight. I took that fucking shirt off. I took that fucking shirt off.

I threw it in the laundry, bro. I did the laundry before I did my podcast. That's the kind of motherfucker I am, bro. Don't play me. I don't even play me, dude. You want to go to war? I'm going to speak for the Golden Hour audience. You're welcome.

We need you to tell stories on congratulations first before you bring them here. What? To workshop it? Yeah. Workshop your bullshit stories on. Congratulations. And then bring them here. I like those stories.

I actually understand why you didn't do this yet. I like those. I like stories that are like that because I'm the kind of guy that's just like a slice of life, you know? So you just went to some random. place that had breakfast I'm the kind of guy that like the boring A24 would make a movie about

that boring A24 B-24 So underneath the hoodie you just heard Let us out Yeah Yeah Some fucking boring ass horror movie

Oh I love this Gorgeous The tagline's incredible I can't read it My contacts are all fucking Just one more thing I probably I'm probably

Oh my god He's not great He's not smart I love the coffee stain on the upper right. And he's bad at it. Columbo was great show. For no reason in the air. Wait, what's the go?

Zoom in on that? On the, I can't, my contacts are so blurry. Sorry, on the, on the, on the middle one, the, the, the, that tag. He's not great. He's not great. He's not sorry. He's just here. And that's, and he's bad at it.

That's so funny. What was the prompt? Uh, I love seeing the prompts. I mean, I switched Eric, I face swap first and then I put that in and I said, make this a poster for Bad Colombo. That's it. A TV show, but yeah. But no, you didn't say anything about the taglines.

Oh, they nailed it. Oh, wow. You know, they're getting good. They're getting better. I just fucking for the fuck of it, went on chat, GPD, and I was like, make a realistic photo of a guy standing under a lamp post with a trench coat. And I was, wow. Yeah, bro, I might as well send it to you guys.

Sometimes you just want to check it out. Can I do this? Yeah, bro. I just go, you know what? Yeah, man. I knew. And you know what? I knew. I knew me

I made my own app. I was going to laugh hard at that too. It's just so. To imagine me doing that. You like thought about it on your way home. I know what I'm doing. Brendan sent us to TikTok of the girl.

Wow. I go look. Here you go. Smoke show. And she was locked up. So wait, there's hot chicks in prison. Oh yeah.

One of my favorite Instagram accounts is, what is that one? What is it? Oh, bad. Mugshotys. Shouties. Oh, so funny. Oh, it's some bad.

Yeah, that was good. It just shows you to everyone. Why did she go to jail? Well, I didn't see that that one just popped up because while you're telling that awful story, I got on TikTok just to scroll around and she popped up on how she got in. Wow.

Is that me? No, I think it's actually that took a, I think it based it off Russell Crow. I didn't say that though. Zoom in. That's art. Look at that, bro. That's Russell Crow, right?

Yeah. I don't know. I don't like how. No, it's like the West's face with hair. Who's the bald guy that's in like drumline? Oh, let's see, zoom in. Ain't it nice, dude? Both those guys.

Both those guys just kind of waiting for each other. Yeah. That's crazy. Mine is? Yeah, it's foggy. Do you know why? Yeah, it's foggy. I said, let me just tell you the prompt.

You can tell the whole prompt. A picture of a man standing under a lamp post, super realism. The man is grizzled and has glasses. He's got a brown trench coat on. He's got a brown trench coat on. That's literally it. This guy's telling us to hold on. whole front. He slightly looks like Russell Crough.

No, no, no, I didn't put Russell Crue. What did you put, Nick? I thought I said what exactly would you had said before. Make a realistic photo of a guy standing under a lampo or in a trench coat. But what, did you include rain and wet? No, my shit is more moody. Now, here's where it gets. That's the grizzled part.

They'll be wet outside. Now, here's a thing. Making that, making that is great. Like, you could do that. Where it gets complicated is when you start with that picture now. and you say this man, he now walks across the street and gets into a, you know, Chevroarie. Yeah, yeah, whatever it is.

That's when it starts to go wonky. That's what it just gets wonky. It's just going to be like he's going to walk. He's going to, he's going to, the AI has trouble with doors. You can talk about video. Yeah. Well, could you do some of this like man opens trench coat and exposes his genitals? No, chat cheap.

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sherilla she's making bank she's resulted in a car crash but not to the extreme or the devastation of mackenzie's at all for i get into this i want to say i take full accountability this happened seven years ago and it didn't catch up to me until three to four years later and I was young it is she just posts long as tick tucks so in 2019 was making some really careless decisions i was running wrong with some really not great people who were also making around with all these people um a lot of people were selling and drugs and for some reason bananas to glamorized to me that I was attracted to it. I was filling something inside of me that was empty.

But that's the story. It's very common. Well, this is my problem. Wait, wait, hold on a second. This is my problem. Hey, I'm sorry I sent that. Yeah, she's starting this video off with like, you know, I made a lot of bad choices and blah blah blah.

She's like, just like own your shit. That's what I'm saying. Just own it. She ain't owning her shit. I don't like how she was saying all that. And then and then halfway through the video, she wants to come and say, I've been to jail before for a little petty.

things. Nah, bitch, you're a criminal. Wow, I love it. You're a fucking criminal. This isn't like,

this isn't like you were with your friends and then, like you didn't know they were robbing people. You knew exactly who these guys were. Yeah. Are you, you were 20 and like loving the money. Yeah.

You knew about the drugs. You knew about the guns. You've been to jail before. Lawyer Eric. You know what I'm saying? Like, no. Hey,

well, one more thing. Yeah. No, I don't believe it's true. Now, who are you, Stacey Capone?

You're a, fucking criminal. I'm just saying like she made it seem like Right, right. You know, I didn't even know they were like, you knew exactly what you were doing. It's fine. You were young, you were 20.

You know what I mean? Obviously hot because she's still hot now. You matter what she was 20? The term hot's loose around here. I'm just saying. Also, she had a filter on so you don't know. I'm just saying she was so small. She was attractive, okay?

So she was probably, she was probably, I get it. Yeah. She was in the, you know, I get it. Yeah. She was into the life and all that stuff. So just own that part of it and get to the point.

She could have, that whole part, first half could have just been, you know. I love high speed car chase and drugs. You know what I'm saying? Just be like I love hot guys with guns and drugs and it was great. And oh my God, it was like so thrilling. That's more believable. That's more believable than all this shit she's saying. I should get guns.

You should have had guns. It's over. I know, I know. I, God. Is there anything that has ever been true or said? I should have had guns. You know? No!

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I know, I know. Really? If I had guns, well, no, see, here's the thing. I really, I really,

I really shouldn't have guns. You know what? It would have just changed the type of girl. Oh. Oh. Then there would have been these type of girls who are in jail on documentaries. You know what I mean? Yeah.

Jesus. You know how she said she should have gotten to the point? That's called yapping, what she's doing. You know this? You know yapping. It's huge. It's what you do on social now. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Gen Z, you just talk to camera. Yapping. Drivel. Like streaming? So true. You start with something like... I'm going to change my riffing with Griffin to yapping with Griffin. Oh, it's an actual...

Well, I mean, that's been around forever, but now. Now it's like what's the hottest thing on social media. Like you want to be yapping instead of like overproduced content. Everybody says. What? You just got a yap. I feel like either you could yap well. Oh, yeah.

Well, yeah, but that's. I do it every Monday and Friday on the Big Brown breakdown. What I do is yap for an hour. No, but that's not yapping. You're very knowledgeable about what you talk about. He yaps, though. But I'm yapping it out. I'm stretching it and yapping.

My whole I'm a yapper dude Is to do a podcast on one single moment You should call this Strapping my life It is what you guys do But it's like everybody I understand

No but like what he's talking about I This is kind of like what What's that What's the Clean comic Nate? No no no no no no Famous Clean

Like but for a while now He's just known for like the minutia Oh Brian Reagan Ryan Reagan So that's what Brian Regan does Like Oh right You know what I mean

Like he It would just be like the phone case and it would be like, you know, full hour, but. Right, I like that. You want your phone case? Yeah, he did like a 25 minute bit on a refrigerator. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? So that's like, I love that. Dude, I love that bit where he's like,

this is $8,000 and it keeps your food cold. This one's $12,000 and it keeps your food cold. So good, dude. So simple and good. What's on TikTok, Brandon? Yeah, yeah.

I was trying to see if that bitch did anything else, but everything's like 20 minutes long. She's really yapping. Yeah. Yeah, dude. Way to throw it in there. She sure is. But she's making bank.

But you have to start the yapping with something like, and here's why all homeless people should die. Right. And then. And then 20 minutes of yapping. My parents met in 1912, you know. They say that. They say, yeah.

I follow like the accounts. There's a hook. Yeah. Yeah, there's a hook. Yeah. And then bullshit, bullshit. Here's like Kanye West is the greatest human ever to live. Back when America was founded and you're just like, oh, fuck.

So yeah, anyway. Does she ever get to the point of why she was, can we skip to the end? Is there like 20 seconds of like? Well, look, you know what actually, I wonder. You know what I wanted to. And I wanted to know your take on this, specifically you. So I'm watching that thing. she was 17 when all this went down.

Right. They tried her as an adult. Go ahead, have fun. Well, but go ahead, yeah. Because I... 17 or 18. You're going to think of this. You're going to try...

Okay. When have I ever done that? Go ahead. Right now. So let me get this straight. What is this? You're going to try her as an adult. No, I think that this is what...

But... If I look at her, I'll go to jail. You know, I think that's from you. No, but for real. No, but if that's the point you're trying to make, a thousand percent. No, yeah. Here's the thing.

So you're saying is like a person, this is what they're saying. This 17-year-old girl. He's doing it already. Made a, no, no, no, no, the 17-year-old girl, she committed a crime and we're saying she knew exactly what she was doing. I knew. You were going to be saying this. I imagined you doing it. She knows exactly what she was doing.

So then, therefore, she's going to jail. Right. But you know what it would have changed it? What? If there was old dick around. Yep. Eric did up. If there was old dick around, all of a sudden, it would be like, she cannot make choices for herself.

All of a sudden, she is stupid. Yeah. But like, but this is no, no, no, I know. It's weird. No, no, no, it's different because this is why that's just public sentiment. The law is the law. No, I understand. You know what, you know what's going on.

Like a 15-year-old, at a certain point, we're saying you're not a complete idiot. I mean, but don't. You're not a complete, like, you just did something that's so terrible. We're like, no, you're not going to juvie. You're going to fucking prison because of what you did. So then, but then, but that's fine. But then what's the cutoff? Because there has to be a cutoff.

No, no, I think it's case by case. And that's why you go to, that's what you're in court. That's why you have lawyers. Well, that's what the law thinks is. That's a lot. Yeah. So that law takes it case by case. So, you know, for a 15 year old, I think they take what was happening in the account.

Sometimes I think it's about the action and the motivation for the action about what was happening. Like, you know, then they decide at that point. and in this case there's so much around that it's like you know what's going on I think they just go you know what the context of it's like

you know what's happening so no I think the severity of the crime too like she murdered two kids yeah you know what I'm saying but also too like if you're 17 like it's June and you know and then you're gonna be 18 in August

yeah no I understand that I just wonder I wonder I guess when I saw that I was like oh that yeah They do do that. And what makes it so they can push that through? No, you make your good point, Chris. No, what makes it so you can push that through?

Like, like, what is it? It's this. Severity of the crime. Severity of the crime has got to be one of the things. Well, you know, I mean, when you. And her intent, too. It's all planned. I'm saying the problem with the internet is that it has no concept or it doesn't bring the law into effect.

But when you, when you're in court, when the court comes around, and the statutes and all the different levels of like, you know, whatever the crime is, even if it's like, you know, you're, you know, assault, for instance. Yeah. There's aggravated assault. There's like, you know what I mean? There's actually like 10 or 15 probably assaults, you know. Damn, you only knew one, Eric.

Huh? You only knew one. I know. Yeah. I'm trying to tell you. That's what I'm saying. Like there's aggravated salt. There's others.

There's salt. You put salt on fries. There's salt. The movie. with Angelina Joling. No, but I mean it's like it's like murders. First degree murder. Second degree murder. Third, fourth, fifth, six, seven. There's a, uh, what do you say? Man slaughter. There's voluntary manslaughter. There's voluntary manslaughter. They have. He's killing it. They're killing. I'm saying there's different. I'm saying, but I think for a lot of the stuff, there's

different levels. But in on social media, there's only one. Of course. Yeah. It's just murder or it's just whatever it is. You know what I mean? Social media is very black and white. Yeah, it's very black and white. But they don't care about, but thankfully, There is a due process, but there's no due process when it comes to, like, people destroying someone's life with, like, terrible. Yeah, but that's, but, you know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah, sure. Okay.

Yeah. I get what you're saying. Yeah. Yeah. So, I mean, if you wonder, like, I, I'm never surprised by, you know, a 15, 16 year old does a crime and they're like, well, they're trying them as an adult. And then you hear the crime and you go, well, yeah. Right. You know what I mean?

Oh. It's horrific. a killbox and yeah no there was that one with the two girls right they they were jealous of this one girl who was her best friend for a long time whatever it was and then they beat her oh that one's horrible horrible

and it's like and it's like they planned it out so it's like yes oh but they're young girls and they yeah no that's you know what they did this you know what how much grace do you give right well that's that's my question yeah so I think it's just case by case you just go ooh

they should suffer. I don't know. I mean, so just a terrible. It's all terrible, is what I'm saying. And I also understand the other side of it, too, of people being like, these were kids and they made. That's why I feel like parents should be trium. Well, there was just one case where it was like one of the, you know, teacher fucking a kid, you know, one of those. A woman?

Yeah. It was a woman. It's always a woman. And weird, right? And the father knew about it. Right. He got arrested also. but there's also that one that there was that there was that one mass

he knew his son was having sex with the TV yeah oh shit yeah he knew but on top of that Eric but on top of there's that there's that mass shooter where the mom and dad but like knew about the gun and provided the gun and they're in prison well I don't I don't know they didn't stop them well I'm saying I don't know if they provided the gun but but they were you know negligent right negligence is a crime yeah and it should be a crime But, you know, just weird, because you know, that shooting that just happened at that, the Muslim school? The mosque? The mosque?

The mom. Don't get Brendan started on that. The mom called the police of the one of the kids. She figured out he was about to do something. Oh. And the mom was like, oh my, you know, damn, that's tough. She did it three hours. She did it three hours earlier, too.

That's tough, man. I'm just saying, you know what I mean? That's tough, yeah. But if you are not in a position to like stop it, you have to do that. But again, I just feel like at what point, because if you're going to say an underage person shouldn't be tried as an adult because you don't think they're responsible, who the fuck's responsible then? That's, yeah, my question. That's why I feel like parenting needs to come into play. Something.

You know what I mean? I don't know. This is really like one of those moral questions that you ask. Like, you know what I mean? Yeah. I mean, you know, it's like, like, Dommer's mom should have been like, you know what I mean? Yeah. It's like you think about like, like, why did this happen?

But you don't know. I mean, you know what I mean? You can't blame someone. But, but to your point to your, to your, but Eric wouldn't change things like if the parents started getting, uh, having consequences too. So let's say they would net, well, the Columbine shooters. Those two fucking idiots would get together in the basement of one house. for hours upon hours planning this whole fucking school shooting out the parents

didn't do nothing because they're like we don't know we thought they were just hanging out my thing is nah no no no you guys ain't going to prison for life you're getting five years though you tell me you didn't go down there and check once on your fucking 16 year old well you guys never looked into it this is an interesting a discussion because I totally agree but it's like you know interesting yeah because because like I used to have it's funny because I used to have a joke about this I used to say like this this is Listen, if you have a white kid and he has no friends, check in. Right, right, right, right.

That's fact. I'm just saying, just check in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, it's like a manifesto. Yeah, yeah. Like, when he's, he asking for printer paper? I don't know. I just feel like I remember you have to, I guess, put yourself like, how were you at 15, 16, 17?

Like, my mom. Morning. Dude, I was jacking off a lot. All the way into, yeah. No, but I remember like my mom, single mom, I was by myself a lot. I just was. I was just by myself. I, you know.

Eric wrote a manifesto. I'm just saying like, what if I mean? Then we go arrest your dad. How to, I would. He's like, what the fuck did I do? They're like, you left. Right. I know.

Right. At certain. Like, who's responsible? We arrest your dad, but we don't know who he is. That's what it is. But yeah. It's a weird thing, man. I, um, yeah, it is weird.

But I just feel like. There should be some responsibility. And I bet you we'd have less shootings. I agree with you because what I hate to find out is like, here's a kid. He does a school shooting. And then they start looking into his life. And you go, oh. Turmoy.

Right. It's never like the captain of the football team. Right, right. It's never like the, you know, like just the average guy in school just chilling and everybody's like, oh, that guy. No, it's always like the guy where everybody's like, you know, I knew something what's wrong with Tommy. Yep. You know what I mean?

And the mom's like, at that point. I thought he was just playing Fortnite for seven hours. And then he was shooting the AR fucking 47 at squirrels. I thought burning frogs was a video game. I don't know, man. So it's like you just kind of go, what, what, but I mean, would it change your parenting? We're all parents now. I don't think it would change mine because I'm fucking on that shit.

I know. I'm a helicopter parent as it is. But to that to your point, though, Eric, like let's say Tiger and Bossi both go pro in sports. Yeah. I'm going to get a lot of credit for that. Yeah. But then if they both committed murder, I take no credit. Like no one's going to be like, well, his dad.

You'll still get some credit. Yeah, no. Not really. Like, yeah, come by the house. This is the, I'm sure that. I guarantee you the Reddit is going to be like. No, no. No, no.

This is Britain's for. They'll be like six videos. I'll be on the Netflix doc. I'll be on the Netflix doc. Like, yeah, man, it's crazy. No, but I mean, it's like if you're, I don't, I don't, I don't, oh, man, it's like, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, You guess what are you instilling your kids when they're young so they can like, you know what I mean?

It's just I'm watching now like, you know, how they're sponges, you know. It's like we started just soccer thing with Wolf and at first he was like, whatever. Now he's like, you know. Into it? Yeah, man. He's like when we're doing the, they always start with a race and they're like, all right, ready to go. And he runs. And Wolf is like, you know.

And I'm like, look at my kid. You know. So it's like you see how they learn a lot of things. So at what point are they learning things They're not supposed to learn But you know, it's like the thing It was like sleepovers. Right.

I've seen too many things about this Where I'm like, nah, my kids never sleep Over, bro. Never. I don't even let them sleep at my house. But here's another one too, dude. He's got to go outside. But here's another one, dude, you have to think about

when you have different age level kids. So if you're having like a party in the neighborhood. Right, right, right, right, right. You know, and then there's a 15-year-old kid. And then there's like a you can't. Totally. Oh, we're dealing with. with it now. We're dealing with it now. You can't leave him like that either. You have to

no, because this new kid, he moved to the neighborhood like six months into it. He's 31. Tiger and Bossi would always go hang out with him. And then Tiger goes, yeah, dad, his brother just moved in. I'm like, what? He's like, yeah, his brother. I'm like, how old is he goes? 15? You're not, you can't go over there anymore. But those days are done. We can't. But even on a small level, even a small level, like, so like, so Rachel's like in charge of the, the mommy and me group in our neighborhood. She's got like 30 or 40 moms in this group right now. But she's like, oh, he's doing stuff.

We've already had like three stupid parties. And then she's like, they went down to the park that they have. And then there's another kid who's like five years old. You know? And Wolf loves his little dinosaurs. But this kid like took the dinosaur and like, kick him out. Walk him out of here. Get him out of here.

You know what I mean? And I was like, and Rachel was like, bad apple. Yeah, but Rachel was like, ah, this kid's a bully. And I don't want. You know, but the thing is it was like, because he should be around other. Yeah. You know what I'm so then?

So then she's trying to like make it like, hey, is your kid under four? We're going to have a special thing for that. Or you go up to the mom and be like, hey, bitch, if little Gary keeps fucking kicking all the toys from other kids, you can't be here no more. It's a, it's a, but at the same time, though, it's like a difficult, like. Little Gary. You know, what are you supposed to, you know? Hey, bitch. If little Gary.

Hey, if you're little fuck. Sorry, son. Mary, can I talk you real quick? Yeah, listen, bitch. If little Gary keeps kicking over the toys, we're going to fuck them up. Guys, I got something for you. You guys will understand this. He ever had a thing where your wife is dealing with something and you hear what the other person said and you wish you were there?

Oh, God. Okay, this is what happened. We got a new cleaning lady. The new cleaning lady. We got. got recommended from a neighbor, you know. This is what Rachel said to cleanly said to her. The clean thing he goes, oh, you, um, you have dishes and stuff, uh, you know, dirty dishes.

Yeah, so-and-so never has dirty dishes and her floors are always clean. Hey, let me tell you something. She better be glad I was at home. Oh, man. Talk about it. What's up? I mean, it's like, oh, so you, you don't want to do the thing? Oh, man.

You don't want to do the thing that we're paying you to do? Is that that what you're saying? Oh, man. So we're supposed to pre-clean before you come? Eric, Eric, was she a white? Was she a white cleaning lady? I think she thinks she is. That's a very, that's a very, that's a very, like white girl thing, you know?

Like, Mexicans, dude. Sounds like someone's got citizenship. Sounds like someone's privileged. No, no, but you know what? You know what's funny? Because we were switching. And the problem we were having with the first one was it was a communication barrier. We had a communication barrier sometimes because like the daughter had to come.

And it was like, but there's certain things she wasn't doing. And it's kind of like it's hard to be like, hey. And these ones were like, oh, we were saying, hey, they're like, you know, but I realized they don't want to do this. Imagine if that's what Eric was there and he clapped back like that. Oh, someone's got citizenship. From another room. But that's not. I just, what I'm saying is like, it's like, what you.

It's like it's so on Twitch He takes a headphone Oh hell no Somebody got citizens and shit I just was so like I was like I can't believe That that that came out of their mouth But also good for them

You know what do you mean Brandon? Yeah they stuck they stuck up for themselves You know Stuck up for themselves You are a backwards motherfucker dude Guy You're just a backwards guy

It's what's the name of the dumb show He wants to to watch. Widdows Bay. Walk backwards from now on. This is some Widows Bay nonsense. Fucking walk backwards.

From now on. The white maids on widows bay. When you go somewhere, get their ass first. You fucking backwards, fuck. Oh, we're just talking about maids, yep.

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