The Golden Hour - Houston, I Am The Problem | The Golden Hour PATREON #46 EXCERPT w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: September 18, 2024

The guys talk Erik's friendship with former UFC fighter Erik Koch and Erik's gaming gear, Chris on why he doesn't play video games, Brendan being obsessed with Wolfenstein, the new Beetlejuice movie, Bobbi Althoff vs the Hawk Tuah girl, the "where's your next bite" viral game and much more! Get the full episode plus two extra episodes every month at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcast

We're friends that laugh, we're friends that shout Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about But that won't stop us Nothing can stop us It's like a show you used to love, just rebranded enough It's stronger, bigger power cuz it is the golden hour I ate a salad and I ate a blueberry muffin dude Chris oh, I'm gonna send you this video. I had a blueberry muffin. This is how Chris eats blueberry muffins, Nick.

I'll send you this. I stand on business with that. You don't stand on business. 10 toes deep. It doesn't even make any sense that you would eat a blueberry muffin. I stand on my business, my blueberry business. Your blueberry business? That is a good episode title.

I stand on my blueberry business. Dude. You're not fat enough for that to be the time I feel like it's gonna be like a girl does it like picking nah bro I got my own shit it's dope and I fucking will do it again dude I'll do it over and over again Here we go. Oh wow, mix it quickly. What are you doing?

That's how I do it. You're eating a muffin with a fork and knife. Yeah bro, I don't want to get my hands all muffity. It's like a chicken pot pie. It looks good. It looks good. People are like, is that a chicken pot pie? No, it's a blueberry muffin.

I wasn't sure how it looked and I watch it. I'm glad I do that. You know what? I think about it though. Why can't you like, as I'm looking at it I'm like, you know what? It makes sense because if that wasn't chicken pot pie and you were using your fingers,

I'd be like, why the fuck are you using your fingers with a chicken pot pie? I guess because it's gooey. But they also give you a thing to hold it. You know, it's all set up for it. How much did you leave in there though? I ate all of it. See? I ate all of it.

See? I ate all of it. He ate all of it. It's just crazy. Look at that look on his face. You eat some in the middle. That look on your face is the reason why I just want to punch you. I feel like spoon over fork. You eat some of it.

Nah, always fork. I go fork unless I need spoon. Dude, I go fork unless I need spoon. You understand me? Even if the soup is chunky enough, you're like, fuck it, unless I need spoon. You understand me? Even if the soup is chunky enough, you're like fuck it, fork. Fork.

Yo, yo, yo, just so you know, if he's using a spoon, he needed it. It's straight broth. Yeah. Ain't shit in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll do it. I'm telling you, bro. I am telling you I would never use a spoon if I really need to spoon you gotta

Daddy you got a you bitched out. No, you got it. I scream Sunday. This is Chris fork fork Ice cream Sunday fork fork. Oh my god Yeah, bro. My buddy uses spoon for rice. I go, that's wild, man. He's like, you get more, and I go, doesn't matter. Are you Chopsticks person? Yeah, I eat Chopsticks.

I'm Chopsticks person for like three minutes. That's funny. I'm in the place, and I'm like, oh, look at me. Then I'm like, where the fuck are the forks, man? No, I'm always. You know what I mean? Like, we got, like, especially sushi, yes. I do the sushi.

Right. But if maybe I get like sushi with like, maybe I got like some, something else. Right, right, right, right. And I'm like trying to like be cool. Like no, I wanna fuck it. Just use your hand though. I mean I don't.

I wanna throw the thing and it's in the waiter's head like this, you know? Bring me a fork. Nah, I don't. Sushi tastes weird with metal on it, you know? It's like you want that. Right, I'm with you. Yeah,'m with you. To me it feels weird to even use a fork on sushi. Right. Oh, what's this all about? This seems like something that'll be right up my alley. Yeah, Kevin just sent it. Which one would you bite? Oh, first? Next. Oh, two! Two, like for sure! Or three.

Never one. If you're one, you're out. No, it's always saying but dude to all the way You don't want all that crust. No, I don't want the corner house think about how it changes after you bite three though Yeah, two becomes even better How it changes after you bite three but what's up with my bike and one I'm taking all of my But bite two, I'm taking all of bite. And I hate to assert myself, but the only time the three sweets go one is to set up that massive two. All right, I do understand. It's a massive two after that.

If you hit the one, if you do hit the one. No, but if I take it, okay, if I go three, if I go three. You still set up the two nicely. It's two and one, it's gonna be a combo. You still set up the two. Three's gonna be the appetizer. How about this? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. And wait, and then you, you know what? Actually, I went, Chris, you go three, one, and then you leave a two and you finish it. Oh, fuck, bro. And you, and you, and you, and you finish that bitch.

Oh, dude. And you finish that bitch. That's gangster. Yeah. So is this a thing on the internet or? Yeah. That's great. Wow, we have nothing to do.

That's great. That's great. I'm only seeing one bite there, actually. You know, this feels like a whole, like this is gonna thing on the internet or yeah, that's great. Wow. We have nothing to do. That's great. That's great I'm only seeing one bite there actually this feels like a whole like this gonna be a whole pocket one When you to when you go for the one you live in the future one isn't even really literally one is nothing right? But it is like you set up like you're putting the napkin like this, you know, you know, you haven't really even started No, but here's what you do you set up the two maybe not as nice if you eat the three as you would if you ate the one but it's nice enough you set up the two nice enough where you eat the three you get a nice two and then you finish it off with the one three two one. No I'm but I get I get why you need two first if you just want it right now.

Actually you leave three. Set up a nice three, too. You leave three. No, four. What? What? What? What? What? What?

What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?

Oh, god. Oh, man. This is great. We go on this for like 30 minutes. The thing is, you're not. Yeah, but here's the thing about three, though. You're not really setting up the one. You could if you ate the two first,

but it's not nice enough. But three's got that nice piece of meat just hanging off. You know what I'm saying? Three got that extra meat right there that you just get. Who would eat the bottom first? Like a lunatic, dude. Yeah, that's gotta be four. Four's gotta be like the other end.

Ah, that's a funny fucking picture. God damn. Well, two, he says two, yeah. He's not thinking like the other end. Yeah, that's a funny fucking picture. God damn. Oh my God. Well, two, he says two, yeah. He's not thinking in the future though. Yeah. Yeah. That's gonna ask him to think about the future.

He's like, think about the future. Yeah, yeah, he didn't put no thought in that. He goes, okay, three. Okay, one. Hey, we talked it out, we figured it out as a family. We figured it out. Yeah, we did. Oh, that's a good one.

So it's either one, three, three, one, and you save two. All right. I'd just go three, two, one, I think. They'd be like, kiddies, ass, and pussy. Count down, I count down, dude. That's one and you save two. Alright. I just go three two one I think. I'd be like kiddies ass and pussy. Count down, I count down. What's one, what's two, what's three? Three, two, one.

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