The Golden Hour - I Don't Care What You Did Last Summer | The Golden Hour #148 w/Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: September 5, 2025

Chris recaps his celebrity poker tournament and third place finish, Erik shares some on-set horror stories and discuss how terrible the new "I know what you did last summer" movie is and how amazing an actor Daniel Day-Lewis is and much more. Get this episode AD FREE + 2 PATREON ONLY episodes/month only at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcastDraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code GOLDEN. That’s code GOLDEN to get $300 in bonus bets instantly when you place your first bet of $5 or more—plus over $200 off NFL Sunday Ticket from YouTube and YouTubeTVRugiet - Head to https://rugiet.com/GOLDEN and use code GOLDEN to get 15% off todaySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We're friends that laugh. We're friends that shout. Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about. But that won't stop us. Nothing can stop us. Ooh, yeah. I can show you use the love. Just rebranded enough.

It's stronger, better, bigger power, because it is a golden hour. It's the Cold Now So Oh, you need a minute? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was sleeping in a parking lot.

Because you said you were going to be a little late, so I was just like, all right, I'll just... So you thought you were going to be able to take a 35 minute nap? No, listen. So Google Gemini, the AI, has this new feature where they're like, you know, it can create images for you and all this stuff. It's all lies in the way they're presenting. Because I put a picture of myself in the thing and I said make a poster for me for my shows in Oxnard, which is the 12th through the 14th Oxnard Leverley Live coming up.

Anyways, it created an image and it's like, it wasn't me. Okay. You know, and I said, hey, can you use the image that I sent you? And I did it again and it didn't work. So then I do this thing. I ask, I said, do you have a limitation? Can you not do this? What's going on?

And then it goes into this whole thing. You're right for calling me out. You know, I actually can't do this. It's just a, it can't. So all these like Instagram videos posts you see about like Gemini is doing, it's all lies. Yeah. It can't take like a picture of you and then put that into it and do anything with it.

I mean, there is AI that can do that, but not on just like a regular phone. I know, but they're, but they're, yeah, but there's, I know. But what I'm saying, that's the thing that they're, that's the thing that they what you call it that's what they're advertising and I pay for the gym and I won because I use the Google space workspace

yeah but who's advertising it where I just saw the reason why I tried is I saw an Instagram video and it was like it was like showing like they say it had a picture of your face and then it had like some Noon Chucks three other things and it said put all these things together and then it turned into this thing and I was like

oh that looks cool so I said well here's a picture of me make a poster and it didn't do it. And this is Instagram? No, no, no, no, it's, uh, it's Google Gemina. No, no, no. You're saying you saw it on Instagram. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Damn it, man. Hey, just because you're just waking up. I'm so tired, dude. I was, I was sleeping in the parking lot because we got here. Did you have breakfast? Because you're in a mood. I just ate a banana. But, but, but you said you're going to be a little late and I got here like, you know,

10, 40 something. So I was like, oh, I just took a little nap. Dude, and I really legitimately passed out. Yeah. hard. I woke up and the cones were gone. Who did that? This is what I'm saying, dude.

You're going to wake up on the back of a flatbed truck. I'm just like headed to Mexico. But I'm surprised that I fell asleep so hard. Did you sleep last night? No, I didn't get too much sleep because, well, I got, I didn't get too much sleep because, but you know what? Here's the thing. If I don't get eight hours, if I get, if I get less than seven, I'm toast. and I think I did

because I had to go get I had to we went to bed a little bit later you know what about your boy here or what about your boy here what is this shit man you don't know anything about this no

you want to fill us in I think you're the only one out of the out of the loop here but I was in a celebrity poker tournament and out of 354 people I came in third Oh, wow. Yeah.

Did you win some real money? Yeah. How much? Well, I won $5,000. $5,000? They let you play, they let you play and then there's prizes. You don't, you know, you don't, they give you $200,000 to play. Uh-huh.

But it's not real. Well, no. Because I would have just left. I would say, thank you. No, because first place wins 20. seven place wins 10 third place wins five and then everyone else wins like not everyone else but you know

there's like fourth and six seven listen I'm so glad you dressed up for the tournament bro I thought I'm like there's no way I'm going to be sticking around I'm going to be I'm going to lose immediately I who cares and I got there and I just I'm playing with these people and I'm like

I don't play poker bro and I'm just like oh I can do this well and from this picture it looks like you didn't get seven hours asleep I you know what the night before Like you were tired. Nah, the night before, I just looked tired. But the night before, I was, I slept well.

But, uh, I, I, I just kept, I kept winning. I was like, dude, I'm just going to lose. I kept winning. And then I was like, look into people and I was like, oh, man, as annoying as this is, I was like, uh, poker is about strategy and I could read these people. I, I, I didn't want that to be true. Check out Matt Damon over here from Rounders. Yeah.

But I didn't want it to be true. And I'm like, and then these guys, I was like, learning their personalities. And I'm like, oh, dude, I, I don't. I'm going to win somehow. And then I just kept going. And then I started and I was like, I bluff people and it would work. And like these people, they don't get. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I read, maybe it's because I read audiences and read people.

But then I'm like, but I was playing with fighters, fighters read people, but they get hit and head a lot, you know, so I'm going to go. That call you had when you had King 8. That was crazy. Yeah. I was like, he just wants to go or you actually thought he had nothing. No, I thought he had nothing. Yeah, that was crazy. The guy at King Queen, he only had eights, and he calls this guy on the river with eights.

It was unbelievable. Yeah. I knew he had nothing. Check out Nick with this like fucking gambler talk over here. Like everybody knows what the hell he's talking about. I just knew he was going to fold. You know what I love about? Chris had a bad hand and made a great call.

This is what I love about poker people because there's a, you know who this is by buddy Vinny. You know Vinny Oshana. Yeah. So Vinny, like, thinks he used to like gamble a lot. So he used to say that poker. it's not gambling, it's strategy, you know? And then it's always the same with these people. We were in Vegas, and he is late at night,

and I open a door. He's coming, walking down the hallway, and he's like, I had pocket jacks. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then he's like, it's like, it's gambling. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why. Yeah, I know.

You know, you're going to lose, buddy. I know, it sucks. I hate poker people. What is this? Is this the moment? Absolutely hate them. This is when you got knocked out. This is crazy how I got knocked out, too.

That I don't know. Hey, that is a fucking... The turn is an eight. Hold on just a second. Oh, no. Hold on just a second. Look at this beat. I had an eight.

The Brent Hanks curse. I had two pair, right? Did I just mush Josh Norman? Well, Norman is going to need a queen. What is it? It needs a quick, look at his favor to win, 7%. I'm 89. Wow.

Five, I guess, chops it up. I know, I know. Oh, this is so boring. Oh my God, this was on TV? Was this on TV? This is like the worst. It's, it's, it's, it's, uh, yeah. Oh, wow.

We got lucky, huh? Yeah. This is like watching Dungeons and Dragons. You know what I mean? This is like, like this would be equivalent. The guy in the front is going, all right, there's a level 12 elf. Well, whatever, bro. I won $5,000.

Hey. Yeah. And maybe this is rare. Who's this little piece? in the back here she was all in on Chris until he lost yeah who's this

the Asian one or the other one Oh oh okay I don't know who you're talking about The Asian one The one with the chains and the hat Wait wait oh no no That's okay Was there an appearance fee as well

No no no no Uh huh Mm-hmm No there wasn't Yeah yeah You don't know but Oh my God So you're in a poker

now you find yourself on you got you got the apps now and you're like dude i was like i was like i'm gonna play i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm like when i'm doing it i'm like oh i can fuck i'm gonna play i'm i'm such an addict bro i'm like i'm gonna fucking play well you have you have an impulse control problem yeah but then i stopped and i i think i'm i won't play again i might do the tournament again it was fun as shit well i would say like i could that would be a great like you know what what if that was the transition you know oops yeah chris is now like you're like a big poker guy now are these guys with gold glasses on no i would never use sunglasses fuck all that shit i want people to see my eyes the collection of people is just so insane wacky it's like a really wacky a dream

it is it is like a dream yeah like a like a not a not necessarily even a good dream just a dream where you're like what the fuck yeah why was that guy here like why was michael block there well who all was there i don't even know someone who these people are a lot of football like football players basketball well players, reality show guys. And then, you know what this is like? This is like a bullshit celebrity golf tournament.

I, yeah, I mean, I, yeah, well, is there, is there a non bullshit version

celebrity? Yeah, when it's like real, you know, but I'll give you an example. I went to a golf tournament and my partner was Amorosa. Right,

but what does I'm saying? Brad Pitt's not going to be doing it. No, but that would be, no, but they do have those. Oh, there's a level of like,

where it's like, and then, Okay. You know what I mean? That's what I'm saying. So what I mean is like, I've been to a celebrity golf tournament where I was like. Yeah, but this feels like that. But that's what they all are.

But this is probably more fun. Well, but what I'm saying is Jeremy Renner's not going to be doing this. No, but don't they? They do. They do. Okay. All right. No, there's actually like big time.

Oh, I've never seen it. You know, what do you call it? Pro-am. Exactly. Pro-am these tournaments. You know what I mean? Okay. It's cool, though.

So, and that plus, like, 7,000 plus 4,000 plus, what does that mean? So you were 25 to 1 to win the whole thing. Ah, okay. Okay. So who was favored to win then? And how do they come up with this? Yeah, who the fuck knows? Colby a plus 600, it looks like.

So a lower plus is better? Yeah. A lower plus means you're more likely, that outcomes more likely to happen. A higher number means the more, if you bet you win more. This is Nick's podcast right now. I am all, I have a bonus right now. He's going to use one of these things to, welcome gamblers. So they had Jose Canseco high up?

That's crazy. And it looked like Kobe Covington was the favorite and Bryce Hall at Plus. Why? Why? Yeah, what's the reason? Maybe because they have the biggest fan base That might bet on them so they don't want to like put themselves at risk Yeah, true

Or or it has to do with they won already or something I don't know But these people like a lot of these people are just there And they're getting drunk and you're like Oh he won't last I'll just play conservatively and he won't last And if they had them up before If people started placing bets they'll lower the odds

Got it got it Yeah Well that was fun huh It was really fun yeah I did not expect anything I was just like, I don't know, but it was so fun, man. I'm going to do it again, I think. So you were at the lead table there, too. Yeah, well, dude, I mean, come on.

The final table? I didn't even know there was a table. There were lead tables or what, like, there was the main table, and I was at it. When I got there, I was like, you're at the main table. I'm like, oh, okay. I don't know. I don't know what that means, but I mean, I know what it means now. Like, I was one of the people that people wanted to watch, which was great.

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Additional Sunday ticket terms at TV. YouTube.com slash learn slash NFL Sunday ticket. Paulo Costa was there. He was really quiet, but he's really quiet. funny online. Yeah, I saw him and we were, we were mean. There was one guy there who's a, who's a YouTuber. It's all these shit like that. There's one guy there

who was a YouTuber that was like, he was just like, he sat down, he got there. You know, he won from another table and came to our table and he was like, sitting down, he's like, what's up? I'm, you know, I can't remember his name, but I'm Chris. And, oh, cool. And we were playing. And I was just, I wasn't like trying to be

funny or anything. I was just being, you know, we're playing poker. And he kept saying like, man, you're really funny. And I'm like, oh, yeah, thanks, bro. And he's like, I love that. I love, like, funny people. And I'm like, oh, cool. And then we were to play him more.

And he was like, dude, you're so funny. And I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah. He was trying to fuck with you. No, no, hold on. Hold on. So I say, oh, thanks. Thanks, bro. I appreciate that.

And he was like, oh, man. He's like, dude, you're saying like the funniest shit. Like, I'm like, oh, thanks, bro. And then finally, like, an hour later, he's like, so what do you do for a profession? And I was like, I'm a comedian. and he's like so that's why I thought you were funny and I'm like yeah man

I guess I don't know I don't know I didn't know if you knew or not but like it was so funny the way it played out Faye his name was Faye but he's really popular YouTuber but anyway anyway

Trump is dead this is great Policosta put this up Rumors are right. Trump is dead. He's getting replaced by Methelda Emma Schneider, a 65-year-old farmer woman from Milwaukee. Wisconsin, don't worry, we're good. Yeah, I guess it kind of does look like him, huh?

Paola Costa is a good fighter? Yeah. Top five. Oh, really? Mm-hmm. He's fought for the belt and stuff. Wow. Yeah, he sure looking UFC or are you talking boxing? He sure looked like he knew what's up. And he's like a

model in Brazil and shit, too. He's a good looking dude, yeah. He's a good looking dude. Yeah, he's a good looking dude. Well, then he needs to get out of this profession. What's he doing? Wow. I mean, if you love it, that's the thing. It is weird to be...

Oh, he is a specimen. Look at him. Good grief. Yeah. Yeah, I... He must love it. He has to love it. I guess, yeah.

I mean... Because if you look like that, like... What are you fighting for, dude? Okay, but if you're top five, you can be a star. He can't be a star modeling. He can just make some money. Male models don't really make much money. What I'm saying is, top five...

really talented, good at this, you know, he's probably making a lot of money at this point. This is, you go from this to, you know, you're a fucking CIA agent. Right, right, right, right, right, right, right.

That's all I'm saying. Yeah. But anyway, I'll be in Salt Lake City's Friday and then, let's see, Friday and Boise and and Pittsburgh and Washington, D.C. and Missouri.

Anyway, I have a bunch of dates coming up And then I have my Europe date Coming up real fast. I think I want to go to England with you Hey, you know what we should do One day For the Patreon We all should play poker

Okay I'll probably still come in third Yeah So wait, there's a But there's also our Patreon is We had our wives on That aired right, yeah Yeah, we put that out

Yeah So that's cool Go check that out Check it out We have good stuff going on, you know You got some ideas You want us to review a movie Send it in

You know You got questions You know Hit up Nick His number's on a bathroom stall Down at the racetrack Yeah Just go to anywhere

Where you can lose money And you'll see Nick's number on it Most money lost in history Nick Yeah I don't know Oh yeah So Nick Cage is playing

John Madden Yeah No I thought No His face was playing Madden What do you mean I thought Shane Gillis was playing Madden.

Oh, yeah, but that's in a, that's in a, that's not in a movie about Madden. That's in another movie where Madden's in it. Wait, wait. In what world do we live in a John Madden multiverse? No, no, no, no, it's not that, dude. It's like, you know, you can make a movie about, I think you'll put them in a movie together and they're going to be like, that is cool. That would be kind of cool.

This is ridiculous. I think that's ridiculous. How many John Madden movies do you need? Like, is Hollywood so, no, there's a. no new ideas that somebody was sitting someplace at a coffee and they heard somebody else talk about John Madden. The guy was like, oh, we got to do a John Madden. It's like when the

Asteroid movies came up. Yeah, it was like seven asteroid movie. Yeah, but this, but they're not, but it's not look here, he's not playing John Madden he said. He's appearing in a film Madden. Not two John Madden movies. Shane Gillis is in the other Madden movie, but he's not playing Madden. Who's he playing? I don't know. I thought he was

playing Madden. A character closely closely associated with the Madden family. Anyway, whatever, But I don't feel that passionate about this. Eric does. But what I do need to talk about is, and I almost told you this last night to watch it, is I watched the new, I know what you did last summer.

How terrible is it? Bro. Dude, it's actually, you start thinking like, man, they really just made this to make money because they thought it would make money. And it sucks. It's fucking... Talk about madden.

It's maddening. But no, it's really bad. It's really bad. It's... Is it on TV? You watched it in the theaters? No, no, it's on... You know, I rented it.

Ugh. But it's probably... Well, no, it is the worst movie I've seen this year. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I had no desire to see it. Well, yeah. Well, I mean, I just put it on, you know?

I wasn't like, oh, I got to see this. Yeah, but they were doing it before where it was like, Like, you know how they did like Friday? So it was like Friday that it's next Friday. That it's Friday after next. That's like, remember that other Friday? Friday before Christmas. Friday, Thanksgiving, Friday in space.

That's how they do it. So this one, I thought this one was like that too. You know, it's like, I know what you did last summer. Well, so they know what you did the summer before last summer. Yeah, yeah. So they made. So they made, so they made, I know you did last summer in 1996 or something. Yeah.

And then they made, I still know what you did last summer. And then they made, you know what the third one is? What? I'll always know what you did last summer. Okay. Now, now let me explain something. Wait, can't say one joke? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know, these are the same people to make Taco Bell names for food. Yeah. It's the same people, the same service. I'll always know what you did last summer. Oh, my, I still know. So then they just rebooted it, I guess. But not really, though, because it's, because it's, It's still the same characters are in it.

So I don't know why they didn't name it something different, right? It's because it's not a reboot. I guess they are rebooting it, but it's not a remake. Yeah, because the same lady's in it. Right. So. Actually, she's a grandma. Right.

So why is it called I know what you did last summer? It should be called something else. No, they do that. I think there's like a, if it's over 10 years, I think it's okay. I don't appreciate that. But what I will say, okay. I know what you did last summer. they hit a guy and he dies and then they go to put him in a lake because they're like

oh we can't let people know that this happened yeah they find out as they're put him in the lake that he's he's alive still and they end up killing him he drowns right so they're like oh my god all right a year later this guy waits to terrorize them to be like i remember what you did a year later or a year ago right okay And it's the guy that they hit, and it's this fisherman guy, okay? All right. Now, they get him. Uh-huh.

Then this movie comes out. I still know what you did last summer, okay? Again, they start getting terrorized in the summer. Still getting notes, hey, what the fuck? I still know what you did. And they're like, we killed this motherfucker, all right? It was now in the second one, the guy's son. Okay?

Of course. the way, please put spoiler alert on this episode. This movie spoils itself. So it's the son, okay? So he's like, I want retribution for what you did to my dad, all right? Fine. Now, that's at best lazy and bad. Okay? All right. Now,

the third one, I'm like, I can't watch this. It's his son, is it a cousin? The grand kid. It's a baby, just a little slicker with a fucking so I'm like I can't watch it so I go on YouTube and I watch a breakdown I'm like oh I'll watch a breakdown of it okay so I'm watching this guy talk about it and it's cutting to different scenes and shit and they're not telling me who the bad guy is until the end right so it's like an 18 minute thing and in minute like you know 13 or 14 they finally

explain who the bad guy is right dude the bad guy in the third one uh-huh is the fisherman As a zombie, he is undead, and he's killing. Now it's a magic show. He's an und, he's supernatural. There was no supernatural anything. Right. And then at the end of the third one, they go, ah, he's a demon. Or, you know what I mean?

It is, it was, it is unbelievable, dude. Okay, by the way, by the way, this whole thing goes back to what I was saying earlier. about how they just make movies because this is a group of teens being terrorized by this was all like during like scream and all the most popular movies and then there was a lot of these but bro it was a lot of these type of movies

yeah I know but like uh you you you can't just add zombies in the third installment of a trilogy Hey, I think zombies and kung fu make everything better. Undead, undead, right? Whatever, it wasn't zombie because he wasn't biting him, but he was like, but like, but like, and then I realized what they were probably trying to do.

What they were probably trying to do was make him undead. So then he could, they could just make eight of them. Yeah, like Jason. Yeah. But it was just so bad. And then in the new one, do you want, I can spoil it or no. Yeah, go ahead. God.

In the new one, you can't spoil a movie that's 30 years old, you know, it's like, but in the new one, dude. Uh-huh. Okay. This is crazy, bro. First of all, okay, so there's no more undead. There's no more zombies. They go back to being like, uh, it's regular life.

All right. So. Should I just watch it? Are you going to spoil it? No, I'm going to spoil it, but you should still watch it. Okay. Okay. So these kids now.

fucking kill somebody by mistake, okay? In the same goddamn town. Yeah. All right. So something's going on. Okay. Whoops. Yeah.

And then they go, let's not tell anybody. Yeah. Like in the original movie. Okay. And they go, oh, this happened already. So 23 years ago or 30 years ago. And they go, really? Yeah.

Oh, but the town tried to cover it up. You go, really? Why? because real estate and tourism and all this shit Oh shit They tried to erase them Oh fuck So what do we do

So they're like oh no What do we do And then they go to A guy The guy who still lives there Freddy Prince Jr who was in the first two Of course and what's her face

Okay but yeah but you don't get to see her yet And he's like He's like I know what happened Just because Because it happened to him and he's like there's a guy out there in a slicker trying to kill everybody

and then they're like because he's like okay you got to tell me what you did last summer Freddie Prince and they're like okay they tell him they tell Jennifer Love Hewitt now is in it and they go who is it and the five of them

two dudes two chicks again and then another chick who is like the person that And apparently there's no DEI in this one at all. No, well, okay, so the guy on the right, I think, is half black. And then the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, I got, uh, got a Latina thing going on.

Oh, okay. Yeah. Um, I get it. Um, I get it. That's why I'm here. Yeah. So, so, so, so, okay, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, and then there's the fifth girl who is used to be friends with them with them together. Okay. Uh, she's the grand. granddaughter. The, the, the, the, the, they get knocked off one by one. They're like, who is it?

Who is it? The only people that are left are the two girls in the middle. Uh-huh. And the third girl. Uh-huh. And they find out that it's just the third girl doing it. Because I don't even remember why. And I saw it last night.

Okay. All right. And so it's the third girl. And she's like, now you're like she just killed two hulking dudes

and another you know what I mean well she went to black widow school and she by the way hoisted them up on things

and like okay so then they they keep Freddie Prince shows up and is like

you got to you know you're gonna die for this and she's like I had to do it because of something

I don't remember and then he goes well you know that's it for you boom shoots her she falls in the they're on a boat she falls in they're on a boat she falls in the best part was freddie prince fred prince is like you guys get to get out of here now before it's too late uh oh no no before you won't be able to anymore and and and they were like uh why you you don't need to there's no time limit on leaving you can leave whenever but he was like you got to leave like They're not being quarantined.

They're not, you know, he's just, you got to leave before it. You can't. And so they shoot her. So then later on, you know, when we still going, you're like,

oh, I was fucking more than one person, right? You know what I mean? They do the thing where you're like, this movie's going on too long. It's something else is going to bad.

Right. So then, dude. Well, that's how she was able to hoist. Right. Okay. So Jennifer Love Hewitt is like on the computer and then she goes, wait a minute.

And she zooms out and it shows a picture of that fifth girl. Uh-huh. And Freddie. Prince Jr. together, and he was helping her. It was him. It was him too. He was like, I had to help her because it wasn't fair. It makes

no sense. And then, and then, at the end, so the main killer is the girl. And Freddy Prince is helping her, right? At the end, the two other girls are left, by the way. And one of the last lines is, all of this could have been avoided if

men just went to therapy. And, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, The fucking, the killer's a woman. The killer is a fucking woman. She manipulated Freddie Prince into being a killer. She's the killer. And then it just is like, there's like a guitar sting and you're like, ah, it makes no. And then there's a scene at the end of the credits.

Oh no. Captain America's there. Yeah. Just for no reason. We're, Shane Gillis and Nick Cage are there as John Madden. And, no, and, uh, and, uh, what do you call it? Um, uh, Brandy is just alone in her house because she was in the second one. And she's like, damn.

She's looking at the news of, okay, she's like, Brandy is so ghetto now and everything she does. I love it. She plays, like, an ex-gangster auntie now and everything she does. But she was like, damn. She's, dick now. She's like, damn. She's like, this, man, this woman, people keep trying to kill this bitch. You know what I mean?

And then there's a knock at her door and it's Jennifer Love Hewitt. And she's like, it's not over. And then Brandy looks at this thing and it's just like a photo of them too. And Brandy's got a red X over her face. Like somebody sent Jennifer Love Hewitt that. Not Brandy. And then Brandy goes like this. Who are we fucking up this time?

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No, they were on like, yeah, you know what? And honestly, I was like, who are any of these people in it? Yeah,

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Payne Never Dude I did a movie one time And it was called Okay the working title Was fatties it was revenge you to nerds but fat kids nice I'm in

okay I rent that you know so I for sure rent that okay but I learned a valuable lesson about this okay so my age at the time was like look you could do this you could do this Nickelodeon show

so I booked two things and I had to pick because they were filming at the same time so it was like this Nickelodeon show for a certain number of money of money and then like this movie doing like two days on this movie and I was going to get like $1,500

all right, nothing. So I'm talking with the other actors. The stars of the show, the movie are these young actors, okay? You know. Right. And the fatties or Nicodian? Faddy. I decided to do that. And then we're talking and they're saying like

I said, well, you know, I had the chance to do this other thing and they go, why would you do this? That's what I'm thinking. You know? And I said, just casually, I was like, oh, this is $1,500 a day. You know, I'm doing, and they all, all the stars in the movie went like this. Oh, you were making them more. Yeah.

And I learned never say how much money you're making when you do something like that ever again. But the thing is, the looks in their faces was literally like the whole room going, like, what? You know? And I was like, I was like, oh. So what I'm saying is the reason why I say that story is a dumb thing like this with people you don't know. Yeah, yeah, no, I know that.

Well, obviously, but people are making no money and they're probably like, they probably signed them all for seven movies. Yeah, but they're making no money. But people are at least going to see this. What the fuck is fatties? It never came out, thank God. Oh, wow, really? Yeah. Because they changed the title to something else because that's a stupid title.

Yeah. You know, it never came out. I hope it like, you want to talk about terrible. But you know that's going to be bad. at least what I know you're like hopefully they did something where like the new final destination it's good you're like oh okay cool I see what they did they actually thought about it and they tried yeah yeah the new one yeah final destination is good well I you know why final destination it's probably the best one in the whole franchise can always work is because that in itself

is a great concept so they can make a bad movie sure cheating death but you still believe in the concept yeah you know I know what you did last summer oh it's just basic yeah yeah you're like okay we did this already. Yeah. With Jason. It's like you're in one town and this is still happening. Like how many times can Jason come back to life? It's like even with that you're just kind of like there was a moment.

There was a point in the Friday of the 13th series where I was like, I'm out. Well, yeah. But they have to do it up until then so they can make all the money. It's like Dexter. They got fucking nine spinoffs and they finally got rid of that new one. But this apparently his other one is good apparently. I didn't see it yet. Well, I remember when they did.

it's like one of those mashups you were waiting for it was like Jason Mike Myers and Freddie Kruger because those are the quintessential

bad guys of the 80s right you know there was well I remember Freddy versus Jason no no they had one

where they were all three of them were in it all three of them should have a podcast yeah and my could you imagine

that would be so funny he's just like get out of my dreams yeah yeah yeah yeah Jason just said I know. I know what you did that summer.

Oh, God. Our version is, we killed Brendan. Yeah. And he's undead. And it's just AI when he's on the podcast. Wait, so, yeah. So, wait, what is this? There's no official movie for Pretty Jason and Michael Myers.

They did. There was. I knew there wasn't, but he, we were. No, dude. There was. Freddy versus Jason is something for sure. But I thought Mike Myers was in that one. This is something, but it says eight minutes.

Oh, so it's a short. That's some fucking goofball. made. No, I could have sworn they were all in a movie together. Yeah, all right. No, I thought Jason and Mike Myers teamed up. Leatherface, dude. A motherfucker with a little face, hi? I always take of that shit. Bonthog's in harmony. Whenever I hear

leatherface, I think, a motherfucker with a leatherfice, hi? It's dope. Leatherface would be number four on that list. I don't know. The two main ones are Freddy and Jason, period. Then Michael Myers. You think he's as big?

No, no, dude. Mike Myers and and Friday the 13th, those are the big ones. Oh, really? Dude, they made so many Friday the 13th. Halloween, dude, Mike Myers is still, they still made a movie like three years ago. We're just motherfuckers still come back for. I guess when I was a kid,

I was most scared of Freddy, so that's the thing that I think of it's number one. Well, I think that one, the first one, that one was the most scary. Well, that idea was another, again, a very good idea. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Friday the 13th

there was just too many Yeah So Halloween may Well Halloween has to win Because they've been making them now And now is when you make the most money So yeah Halloween

There you go Almost a billion dollars Well nightmare on Elf Street Also was like It's A nun Who was gang raped by Yeah they were gangster in the 80s

They didn't give a fuck No no no So she was gang raped by like You know In an insane asylum and the baby yeah yeah it's not it's not it's not it's not like fucking uh uh search searchlight is gonna put that out like you can't even like you can't even uh fox you can't even come up with that anymore no i know yeah dude i could have sworn mike myers and jason went up against

freddie all right well that's fine you could have sworn that but it didn't happen okay i guess i was wrong jemini google fucking piece of shit it's not gonna it's not gonna get it right um So anyway, that's, that's, yeah, I think Michael Myers was, was, honestly, that's probably the, what would you say is the best one, I don't know. I don't know either. Slasher. If you had to say like, oh man, but just everything, the origin story and like how they, how they, how they tell. I don't know which one is. I mean, I don't know.

I mean. The thing I like about Freddie is that there in no way is it not super. It's supernatural from jump. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, I feel like Mike Myers, you don't know until late. And then it's like, oh, he's still around and he's got super human strength. But what's the dumbest? The dumbest version of it is.

I mean, come on, there's so many dumb ones. No, no, no, no. But I'm saying the dumbest version, the story of the three of them has to be the Friday of the 13th because it's like, why do people still keep coming to that camp group? Like at that point, you're like, okay, so you mean everybody die here? You know? and then we just go we open the shit That would get out

All right we clean the bodies It's just in time for summer Wait That should have been the name of the movie Just in time for summer I just I don't get it So all right

So wow this is great I love this So now Wow look at a lot Nightmare home street Nine films So 13 but yeah Okay so

I watch The worst movie ever seen in theater Yeah that's bad Is that the one with Josh Hartnett No No it's not the one with Josh Hardin it 20 years later, that one was bad. No, no, no.

That one was particularly bad. It was like 80 minutes and it just ended. Yeah. Go to the poster of it. I want to see it. And then I saw another movie. I tried to watch, started another movie last night. That was actually very interestingly silly.

Oh, that one. Look who's in it. Let me see the poster. Look at it. There's everybody that's in it. Ella Kouche. Josh Hartn, it is in it. Hello Koo-J is in a lot of good movies.

This is not good, yeah So, but anyway It was called Mr. Crockett Bro, and he's the guy's kind of you It's not a spinoff of Miami Vice Nope Look Look

You should watch the Look at that's Eric right there Eric when we were like You know look at look at oh wow This looks like AI No I know it does but it's not it's um okay here we go guys prepare for prepare for my face on this uh yeah yeah yeah it's not that

it's not that scary but it was interesting and it was unreal cool idea um you find so you should play the uh preview no is there a trailer oh yeah oh yeah there's a trailer it's an interesting idea executed okay the lead actress is amazing it's like if mr rogers was a killer kind of okay Kind of. Kind of. Kind of. Son, check this out.

I got something for you. Welcome to Mr. Crockett. Why is this sound all weird? A friend like you, it's a friend like me. Oh, this is like the ring. Why is there no voice? I don't know. Listen, I'm already, you don't have to show anymore.

You can I tell you that man? And no voice, fuck it up, you'd like it. I love horror movies where everybody in the movie's black because it's always like, there's always an extra element of scary because you know people in the theater like, get out of there, bitch! You know what I mean?

Like, you know it's like, because if they, because it's not authentic. Yeah. Because like, white people do dumb shit in horror movies. Right. You know? That's just, y'all are stupid in horror movies. But what was saying, black people?

Black people don't do that shit. So when it's happening, it's like there's like an authenticity to. Oh, that's funny. Why they getting out of there quick or whatever, it's like that. Oh, wow, that's funny. Well, yeah, I actually appreciated that it was, because, you know, when I, when you watch it, you're like, oh, why, you literally the first thing you think of is. why didn't they make him like a Mr. Rogers

older white guy you know because it's that but I really liked how they made it not that well I mean I

what's some of the best horror movies you know the you know the originals of all the ones we were talking about those are always like first Friday

the first Friday the 13th was also the first Halloween but like the ring like I thought the ring was scary it was yeah but that's why

the ring was scary but then they keep going then you're like oh you ruined it ring two was atrocious. That's what I'm saying? They just keep going

and you're like, what's going on here? Yeah. But somebody's are really great. Like, look, my favorite, my scariest movie for me ever was insidious. You know,

I really, that's so scary and, and one of the exorcists, not the first one. But I'm just saying, like, I love a good, you leave it,

you go, shit, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, I don't, but then they just, I don't know why they have that and then they have to keep going. Well,

because they want to make money. Well, that's why. It's annoying, yeah but I mean well come up with a new idea yeah but then but then it's like with a different guy then you're not going to get the you you need what you need to do is get have a brand west craven okay so now people are going to go see west craven oh you're right you're right or the guy from the guy from the metal rock band Jordan peel uh Rob Zombie yeah Rob Zombie was

he was like oh he was like I'm making you know people go see them but but they're not going to go just if they don't know that if they don't know who it is that's making it no I cannot fucking wait. Yeah, I want to see that too. I got to see it. It's just like, but it's one of these things and now that I'm like,

oh, now I'm just going to wait until it comes on. I know. In September, by the way. Oh, it is? I know you can rent it in September. Oh, well, there we go. I'm done.

That shit's going to win quick now. You want to blow $20? I don't know. Yeah, you blow $20 on bullshit. I made $5,000 at a fucking poker tournament. Yeah, I'm just going to wait. I mean, I don't, I'll float you the $20.

No, but I'm just said, I wanted to see it in the theaters, but it's like I don't know I don't know if you do you go to like what makes you I want to see weapons at the theater I wanted to see Jurassic Park at the theater was so bad I wanted to I had to though I had to see Superman in the theaters yeah me too

but you know what I saw in the theaters I had a choice it was Jurassic Park or Formula 1 and I went to see our Formula 1 and I'm so glad it was so good in the theater but I mean but that's what I'm saying like people kept telling me you got to watch sinners you got to watch sinners sinners is good you know I know but I was like

no yeah you can wait yeah that's one of those ones you can wait And I'm feeling like weapons is like that too Like what are you gonna what are you gonna see on the big screen that like but but it's just if you want that experience But you could probably but you could uh do the um you could that you can I don't think it people's a lot of you know not obviously everybody but you can set your you there now is the technologies where you can set your TV room up very nicely it's not like you're with the TV you know in the 80s where you're so so so the the desire to go see a movie in the movie theater is a lot less okay but they got to start what they got to do is I mean they could they can

make the whole not only can they make though they have to maybe reformat the way they shoot stuff but they don't you why don't they make I saw this thing on Instagram the other day but we're like they had a whole thing that came around you and you were in the theater involved and I was like that if that's the future cinema people will go I don't want to watch movies like this where I got to go like this yeah but I didn't even see no fuck that no no no no no but I hear what you're saying but listen to this if you make the movie for that with that in mind it could be a really awesome

experience yes got out of that one no no then it's like so half the theater doesn't see the killer over here no it's not some people are like ah what happened you're in it And you go, where's the killer? And you're hearing, oh, over there he is. No, I don't like that. Bro. I don't like that.

Then I'm turning. I'm looking at the dude eating popcorn and, you know, yelling at his kids over here. So I turned this way. And some guys like, you know, no way. Yeah. No, I don't like that. But maybe you could have it on it. No, listen, technology, the way technology is right now, it is what it is.

So they have to just make a good movie. And I knew it. Fucking real. That's terrible. What's all over your face? I don't know. Is it? I wish you played that part.

I would have stayed awake Yeah it's just I don't know man Because like even right now Like Superman Superman went in the theaters They made the money they're gonna make Now it's out

It's out already Now so they either have to change that But they realize nah People are gonna go see this movie In the theaters And now we can make all this other money On the renting And get it out right away

I mean I just I don't know Like I was gonna like I almost rented Jurassic Park The other day Because I was like maybe I just watched This at home Because it's already out

Jurassic Park is so bad you saw it I haven't seen it yet oh I thought you saw it no no no I haven't seen it oh dude yeah I want to because of this

but it's just like I just I don't know what I'm trying to say is like I don't know what's going to fix movies the movie going experience

because I really do wish people would go watch movies I heard you talking about this on your Instagram I saw it even though you didn't know I was at the poker tournament it was all on my Instagram

but but like it's like that movie like I actually wish I would have seen that movie hippo in the theaters just to be like like, oh, this would have been a good experience to watch this weird movie. Right. But I know, but like, yeah, but some of those movies don't even hit the theaters.

I know, man. Who are you telling? I'm in this movie called The Everything Pot and they finally got some distribution. It's going to be in like 10 cities or some weird thing. And it's just kind of like the whole, right, the whole way to do it now is so strange that you can't even, you know what I mean? Who's in there? Let's look at this. Oh, are you?

Okay, so that's cool. Yeah, you piece of shit. Who are these people? Lisa Ellison. She was in house. Gina Torres, she's on a bunch of shows That guy James Wolke He's in a lot of stuff

I know Gina Torres But Delaney Rose, she's new She's an Instagram Like person But she's so funny on Instagram Oh yeah I see her on Instagram Yeah yeah she's dope And then we just

You know we did this little movie And it's like you know We got good reviews and stuff But nobody wants to go to Shut up dude When married 50 something Rachel RSVPs And sends a gift away

Too quickly in an acquaintance wedding This seemingly insignificant Football Snowballs into a series of misunderstandings that threatened to destroy two marriages at once? All right. I mean, that sounds fine. But, uh, okay.

Yeah, I don't know. Yeah. Okay. And when did you shoot this? It's like almost two years ago. Yeah. That's not even long, dude. I know.

Yeah. Sometimes it's like, but I mean, you know, I talked to, you know, we finally got, you know, that's cool. That's cool. I mean, but anyways, my point is, it's like, if you're a filmmaker, if you're a filmmaker, what is the, what do you want to do now? So do you want to make a film and then make your money back in the theaters? but they're not even allowing that.

So now it's like, okay, do you want people to see it? Do you just want people to see it? I think the only, I don't know what, what is filmmaking now? The only thing that's going to be worth any, the only two things that are going to be worth anything are big, crazy, temple, ridiculous movies like Marvel, Jurassic Park, you know, the Crystal Leia story. Or, or you have to get an artist, that'd be on BET. The artist

And Brandy's there like Oh no, what he do now? Were we fucking up this time So We're going to have to have real artists Do something That is worth watching But that's not going to be in theaters

It's not going to be in theaters Unless Daniel Day Lewis is in it That new one with him looks crazy good Well you know his son and directed I know I know Imagine your dad is Daniel D. Lewis he's on a farm someplace because he has to come down from his last movie because he like you know I know greatest actor that guy's the greatest actor never nobody's better than him it's crazy

ever like if you put all the pictures Nick do it all the pictures of his characters on screen they're all distinctly different he's the only guy you could look at for me he's the only guy you look at and you go what does this guy actually look like though for real yeah yeah yeah changes he's a chameleon just his whole thing man and so you know like it's a It's unbelievable. He's the only guy like that. Because also, also, here's the thing, dude. God damn, this dude.

Here's the thing. He's actually handsome. Yeah, yeah. You don't even realize it half the time. In the, in the new movie, he looks just like an Irish fucking guy in the new movie. Imagine, you're, you know, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, your director now. Your dad is this guy. And you, and like, and like, this is a kind of thing where it's like, you know, there's no one better.

No. So you go, who should I get to do this? And you're like, well, let me call the greatest actor ever. Dad? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can you come do this movie for me? Look at, look at me here, dude. You're just the Irish guy.

I know, you wouldn't. This guy's great. But anyway, so he does a movie, you might want to go see that. Look at him in the motorcycle picture. Look at him in a motorcycle picture. I know, dude. Look at him. He's a dumber.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The drama. Dumb and dumber the drama. So he, I'd go see that. I mean, you could tell immediately that Sean Bean. Wait, wait, wait, wait, dude. If dumb and dumber, the dramatic version, and it's starring Daniel Day Lewis, I'm so in just to see how they're going to do this. And then like, you know, you cut to the middle of the theater, everybody's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And they're in that orange and blue tuxes. Daniel Day Lewis as Lloyd Christmas. Oh, my God. I'm in. So, but, but, but, but look at, look at, that's obviously Sean B, you look at that. You look at that, you go, that's the guy from Game of Thrones. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This guy right here, you know Daniel

Lewis is one of the most famous actors in the world. You look at this guy right here and you go, Who the fuck is that? Look at his face. It's not even the mustache. It's his face. He's just like got a lot of shit going on. No, it's like his face acts.

It's a crazy. You know what he acts behind his face, bro? Yeah, dude. He's a factor. This motherfucker dude. That's a face actor. And so anyway, you want to look at the trailer. We're not going to, we don't have to look at it.

But when you look at the trailer of the new movie he's in, you go, oh, the son directed, it's going to be nepotism. Bro, you look at the movie like, oh, this son fucking killed it. This looks amazing. By the way, nepotism is like a thing. Well, every business. But I'm saying it has a negative connotation on it, but it doesn't make any sense. Because that would be like back in the day, if I was a blacksmith, a welder.

My son is also a blacksmith. And I got him a job at my fucking weldling in my blacksmith shop. I totally agree. That's how it works. I totally agree. Obviously, my dad's in the business, but I do agree. but um no but again well people are dead's in the business and he's like what i'm saying is like it's one thing if i think it's like nepotism if the person's not qualified or whatever well that's

the thing nobody's coming to see me do a show in fucking de moines at the theater because my dad produced boston legal you know so like which was a great show by the way yeah but i mean i saw a few tickets but it's like no yeah no but it's like nobody's like oh i love james spader i'm like going to go see Chris DeLeah in D.C. Nobody gives a, that doesn't matter. So you still have to bring it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right?

No, but this is like, you know. Like Nicholas Cage is who's. Well, I don't think, one of the good example of it where I thought this could have been better was Sophia Coppola and Godfather 3. I don't think she should have been that character. Yeah. There was better people for that. Sure, sure. You know, but whatever.

But at the same time, you go, all right. She turned out to be a hell of a director. Yeah, yeah, exactly. So you go, all right, whatever. But it's like, but even still I go, you go, why should you get that part? Well, her dad's a director. Right. Then you just go, oh, that makes sense.

Yeah. And you go, I don't think it's like, oh, my God, you know, it's not the end of the world. You just go, oh, that's what he said. I'm going to give my daughter a chance and here we go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it's going to work and boom. Right. I don't know.

Right. I mean, I don't, I think it's just one of those words that has a super negative connotation on it. It does. It doesn't need to. Yeah. You know, I think it's case by case. Yes. Yes.

But again, I don't even know if Daniel de Louvre is the kind of thing. Like, if you go to one of these artsy film places, it's the movie-going experience. To your point, I don't think that's the answer, you know? Yeah. But something about the movie-going experience, they need to change. Yeah, I understand. Yeah, I agree. Have you ever gone to that one theater where you could get a $75 steak while you're watching a movie?

Yeah. I love that shit. Of course you do, bro. I love that shit. That's why you got the part for fatties. I wasn't fat in that movie I was I was a cop I was a cop

Just tell me You know can't tell you I remember my first day on set I could tell it was a disaster going on First AD I was cross service This guy First AD comes up to me

And he's stressed He's like He's like Have you met the director Oh no This is just like this How you made the director And I said no not really

He goes like this Good luck And he just walks away that was that was my experience That is the worst AD I've ever heard That that is the worst Already he's the worst AD Dude I was like

You can't do that I was like It's your job to keep shit In order calm Dude I'm telling you I'm not even exaggerating It happened just like that Doctor comes in for surgery

All right what we doing knife No it would be like if they know It would be worse it would be like if the what is the esthetic whatever that is makeup oh oh the the anesthetician yeah yeah he comes in he goes he met them in lead surgeon yeah yeah yeah not really huh yeah he kills everyone i mean i was like oh my god but i'll never forget this though i do me i like my joke better but okay i meet the director chrisdorf you know no no that was for i thought you're talking about this no no no i'm talking about fatties oh gosh no no no shrease was great no

Then the guy, the director, you know, this thing, you know, I do the first scene. So I'm giving like a, it's a speech I'm giving at a college because something bad happened. I forgot whatever there was. And I'm this cop who's coming up and to be like, hey, everybody, you're not supposed to do whatever. So the director, like, gives me a line read. Okay, yeah, sure. He's like, he's like, no, no, no, I want you to do it like this. And it's just this thing where I just go, oh, no, I'm not going to do it like that.

I was like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, that's not, not, not doing it like that. And I remember, like, there was this one scene we were about to do, and the director says, he goes, well, how long do we have? You know how it in between scenes. Yeah, yeah. He goes, well, we got to like this room. It's probably going to take three hours. That's what he said. It's going to take his three hours.

And I looked at him and I was like, oh, you think you're making the Godfather. In my mind, I was like, you think you're like doing something really fantastic here. And I was like, well, you know, and of course, the reason why the movie didn't come out, this is, this is so great. I haven't talked about just in a long-ass time. But, like, they were doing, um, they were doing like 100 pages, trying to do 100 pages in nine days. Oh, my God. So, Chris, we're up at some, oh, my God. We're up at some porno mansion.

Nice. That they, uh, that they rented. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because, and they had a hard out. Hard on, too. And so they bring the actors together Because they're trying to figure out how they're going to end this movie

I swear to God And the guy's like um listen because we got to be out of here Because that was going to be it The production was going to be done And they hadn't even finished you know So I'm looking at these people like oh The AD comes up All right what do you want to do

Yes How are you going to end it Yeah what should we do? Like we got to get rid of this scene and that scene And I just was like This is a nightmare All the money wasted on doing it So it's like, you know, sometimes you have like a really, I mean, can you imagine being on like a great set with like, you know, look, when I was doing, I'm dying up here and like, here's this like Oscar winning actress is coming up behind me and tapping me on the shoulder to give me some tips about something.

And I'm just like, like, like a sponge being like, well, damn, how, you know, tell me more about this, you know, and then as opposed to like, you know, you're on some crazy, wacky, you know what I mean? You've done a bunch of stuff. I mean, it's like, you're like, what the fuck? What are we doing? Anyway, Oxnard, 12th through the 14th, September. Come check me out, Oxnard. I know it's summertime still, but come on out. Scroll all the way down on mine.

I think I am in Oxnard, December 12th, and, yeah, 13th, there we go. No. Yours are, yours, Oxnard, when, if you come to my show, then you can get you on the guest list for, Chris this show. But you got to come to my show. I won't even put Eric on the guest list of my show. I believe you.

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