The Golden Hour - I Got Stabbed At A D'Elia Show

Episode Date: October 19, 2022

FULL EPISODE: https://patreon.com/KATSPlus The guys interview the guy who got stabbed at Chris' show and talk fashion, shopping at the airport, all new KATS In The Wild submissions, jam skating, dating a mermaid, Mark Wahlberg's ridiculous schedule, Vin Diesel's weirdness, ageless Tom Cruise and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I think someone who was an attempted murder now that guy's never getting caught right the guy who stabbed him Because I was like what was he like Asian Mexican might have been black the cops were like alright dude He's never getting caught not because of that. He's never getting caught because Oakland PD was like you're alive. All right, fuck it You know what I mean? Because Oakland PD the police system is so fucked There's about 20 cops in the vicinity. And the vicinity is the whole city. And the crime is rampant anyway.

Quiet! You ever met this guy? Oh, I'm the dumb one. You can't argue. There's something about me. You have no idea what you're saying. Gang, gang. Buzz, buzz. Soul.

All right, what we got here? Ooh, look at this shirt. Tattoo. Nice. My name is Hayden. I'm from Dallas. Big fan of the show. Everything all y'all have done.

I've actually seen you all live. Oh, nice. But, and I actually didn't mean to wear Chris D'Elia merch today, but I did. Even better. Did. So, oops. King it or sting it, though. But, and I actually didn't mean to wear Chris D'Elia merch today, but I did. Even better. So, oops. King it or sting it, though. Jam skating. So it's like grown men at skating rinks skating around in unison doing like, they're doing like choreographed dance moves.

Like a team thing? And I don't know. I don't look at it and think it's badass. I don't know how I fully feel about it it and think it's badass. I don't know how I fully feel about it, but King it or Sting it, jam skating. Well, it's impossible to look badass on roller skates in general.

Well, I wish there was a video of this. Oh, we got one. Oh, there's ATL? They do it hard. The Griffin Brothers, actually. Is that what they're called? Oh, wow. Those are your long-lost brothers, dude.

They're twins. Ooh-wee. Riffin' with Griffin. We're riffins at two. Wow, these guys are ill as shit. I'm into this. Oh, there's three? Who's the third one?

Who's the third guy? No. Third one was, I'm a fullback. That's a team. Here's my thing. The guy that sent in this video wouldn't say this to these guys. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But also, your move, Lizzo. But how about the dude that's fucking trailing him in front?

Yeah, filming that guy. That's filming his cup. Just going backwards like this. That's good, dude. Hit it. Or he's just got a GoPro on his back and he's just following him. Yeah, all right. Well, don't be.

I mean, to hold that shot? No way. No. GoPro has the wide. But you think he's getting that good just doing that I bet you like this no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no and not, you know. I've been to the real, listen, those guys are fucking high-kicks. So we're more impressed with the dude filming. Oh, yeah. I am.

You know what it is? The guy's skating forward, looking forward. He's got a little person on his back just holding it. Little person's like, go, go. Yeah, yeah.

Why is it worse when white people do it? Oh, it's just so much funnier, dude. But they're not really doing anything good. They're just skating like I did in middle school. Still, that's way,

honestly, for a white person, that's way harder than what those black guys are doing. Oh, the one guy in all black kind of had some rhythm. He was all like, hey. No, but they're told, hey, hey, hey, don't black this up too much. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The camera's on you. The camera's on you.

Chill out, chill out. Afterwards, that guy got let off the company. Oh, look at that guy's outfit. No, that's a field trip for an old person's heart. That's what that is. They got an hour of... Well, this is them remembering back when we used to go to skating rinks. I used to love it.

Skate City and Aurora. So the guy was asking a question. It's called skate jamming? Jam skating, yeah. Jam skating, and that's what this is? If the three of us learned some moves and got out there? That'd take us into the next stratosphere of fame, I'll tell you that. If we could do that.

First of all, the new intro should be that. This is what this Patreon should be,. Now we need to go do this. Yeah. You're giving us more work to do and injuries. Chris is like Bambi on ice. He pulls his ham fucking running. Imagine Chris, a big stork on fucking ice. Oh, fuck yeah.

But how ill would it look, though? If we were all the same level of dancing, my dancing would be the illest. Even if we were all the same talent-wise dancing, my shit would look the illest because of how my body moves. You could dance off right now. No, I know, but we're not the same level of talent. If we had the same level of dancing

talent, my shit would look extra special. I mean, it would, dude. Here's my thing, though. You're going to do it in pants if we do the dance skate. You're going to do it in shorts. You're going to look like a flamingo out there. Even better. That would look hot as shit. You know what I mean? You know you look like a flamingo, right? Your knees are

just knobby. No, they're not knobby. I have skinny legs, but I won't go with it. You have the worst knees. I don't accept that. I say king skate gym. You say doctor? I don't accept it. say king Skate jamming I don't accept it Yeah yeah yeah They're not

Skate jamming King it Yeah we're king in that Especially the black guys The white guys bum me out a little bit I mean if they're happy They were cool too They looked old

They were all in unison Man one falls Their hips are fucked It was like a flock of seagulls Look It's the king and the sting Back up in the sting I just got a call They said they want to End the ring They got me working A flock of seagulls. Look. Wait, I get the gist. I just probably have to slow it down and hit it like this. It's the king, the wing, and the sting. It's the wing and the king and the sting.

Hold on, hold on. Hold on, wait a minute. Let me think. It's the king and the sting and the wing. Let's go. King and the sting and the wing. Brought it full circle and put on the whole team. Legendary trio.

Green and Chris and Theo. What you mean? You know it's the king and the sting and the wing.