The Golden Hour - I Look Like Megan Ox | The Golden Hour PATREON #33 EXCERPT w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: March 20, 2024

The guys talk Chris's story of meeting Eminem, the "Illuminati", Andrew Tate's most recent arrest, Michael Jackson's court cases, P Diddy and Dwight Howard's recent controversies, Kanye West being shunned, Love is Blind and Love on the Spectrum, what their deal breakers with girls are, all new live call-ins and much more! Get the full episode plus two extra episodes every month at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcast

We're friends that laugh, we're friends that shout Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about But that won't stop us Nothing can stop us It's like a show you used to love Just rebranded enough It's stronger, better, bigger power Cause it is the Golden Hour

It's the Golden Hour Well, how about this one? This is the one from the most recent one. The girl's 47. He's 36. They've been off and on for like 15, 20 years. But she's transgender. And he's now, when they first got together, he didn't know.

And then he found out. Oh, he knew. He's trying to stay. And now they try to get back together. And now he's saying, like, that's them right there. He's like, I can't get past it. That's a different one. She was a man or whatever.

What the fuck is that? So these are the two. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. He man or whatever. What the fuck is that? So these are these are the two. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. He liked her before. I mean, yeah. I'm sorry. She was like 36. Is she a cheetah?

This is guys. Can I say something before you cut me off here? Can I say something? When you see this girl, OK, I don't care what the thing is. You know, there's something, you know, something's up. That's what I'm saying. I don't know what it is. you know there's something you know something's up that's what i'm saying i don't know what it is maybe it's a lot of surgery i don't know well but when the person reveals i'm also transgender then you go yes hey bro here's a question i put them i want to pose this question to you guys because i asked it on my own podcast. We're from with Griffin. Listen, when should someone tell you their secret?

At what point? Show up with a box that has your genitalia in it that you took off. Like a jar. So you're saying this. Let's say it's Tinder. It's just some DTF situation. Yeah. Do you still need to know then?

It's going to be a one-night stand. You want to know. Yes. Okay. Because that's how transgender get in trouble. Yeah, do you still need to know then it's a gonna be a one night stand you want to know yes, okay? Because that's how transgender get in trouble then then then the guys freak out and they treat you like a guy I know but what I'm saying is like if you're on there like on bumble or whatever and you're like I'm looking for a relationship I want to then yeah if you if a person sees that that you're looking to start a family and whatever and then they Don't tell you, boom. But if you just – there's other things that – Just for fucking, you're saying?

Yeah. How about if it's a girl that doesn't have a uterus? She didn't tell you that she can't have kids. She's like, oh, yeah. Go blow inside me. I don't want to get you pregnant. Don't worry. You won't.

Not like that. Don't worry. It's fine. Come't worry it's fine come in it's a butthole is that a Russian stupid is that a Russian it's not even a pussy

but what if it was something different what if it was like let's say you've been dating a girl for a few weeks you've gone to her house she cooks you dinner

you're staying over every now and then but now you're in her kitchen, right? And you're like, you're getting some tea. And you're like, where's the honey? You see a door.

Oh, maybe that's the pantry. You go in the door and you go down and there's an altar to Satan. I'm out. You know what? I'm saying this to her. I'm already down there, bro.

It's like you're eight weeks in. Come down here, honey. I'm saying that. That's one of those things that when should she tell you that? You know what? It depends how hot she is. If she's a 10, I'm like, all right. If she's a 10, even hotter, bro. Yeah.

So dumb. I'm just saying, when would you want to know those kind of secrets? Date one? Better example, what if she was at Ted's smoke show, right? To Eric's point, you go to her basement, it's just a bunch of Nazi shit. It's from Ted. But she's your person. But she's just...

Sweetheart, come down here. Sweetheart, I have good news for you. He's ready for it. Okay. What if it was, you go down. Sweetheart, I have good news for you. So stupid. Sweetheart.

Unschneiser. That's what I mean. It could be any kind of weird thing. Unschneiser. Get downhill. I think it's all on the same level. It doesn't have to be like if it's transgender. Dude, if she was like a diehard fucking skinhead, it'd be tough. That'd be crazy, bro.

I'd be like, oh my God, this is so intense. Oh, God. Oh, but she's so bad. She's so... I'm like... He was so good. Oh, no. Can you give...

No, you go like this. You go... I pretend I don't see it. You pretend I didn't see shit. She's like, yeah, my dad was David Dukes. What do you do? What's the problem? My last name's Dukes.

What if it was something like you go down and it's just a Star Wars room? That's fine. Eric's down there already. Jacking off. I'm like this. You got her? I'm like this. Open with this.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll be your Chewbacca, girl. I don't know. What would be like, so everyone's got a deal breaker. What's your deal breaker that you've been dating a girl you like, or it's eight weeks in, and she reveals this? What would it be for you? What's the deal breaker?

Eight weeks in. All of a sudden you find out she's super religious. Yeah. I feel like you would know that. I could deal with that. Oh, I couldn't. I feel like you would know that off the bat. That's my whole point.

But what if. If she was hiding it. Yeah, I'm saying. She's like, sorry, I work every Wednesday night Bible study and then every Sunday as well. It's like you're like, what? Oh, what? But you're not... Oh, sweetie, see you later.

Peace be with you. What did you say? Be blessed. I said bye-bye. Nothing, nothing, nothing. But also... And she goes like this and walks away. But also, you're not clapping cheeks eight weeks in if she's super religious.

Well, no, you never know. You might, you might, you might. No. Bro, some... That's against the rules. This guy. I know. I mean, you know. I'm playing by the rules. Well, you never know. You might. You might. No. Bro, some... That's against the rules. This guy. I know. I mean, you know.

I'm playing by the rules. Go. Can you go? It's a thought experiment. You can still back it. I mean, bro, serial killers are super religious. I mean, there's people who break the rules. Which one?

I'm not telling. BTK, you go to church. That's the absolute best answer. I don't have to tell you. You don't got deal breakers? I'm just saying, what could be in that room that would make you go to church that's the absolute best answer i don't have to tell you you don't got deal breakers i'm just saying what would could be in that room that would make you go if she was a secret nazi i'd have to break it off yes that is for sure like straight up racist you'd be like dude yeah yeah racist i couldn't do i couldn't do that yeah no racism would be like if if she said the N word and stuff and kept saying it and was like, well, it's because that's the way they are.

I'm like, babe, I can't. But at what point? At what point what? At what point? What if she's like, you're smashing from the back? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pow, pow. We'll talk about this later.

We'll talk about this later, baby. I didn't hear you. Ugh. I didn't hear you.