The Golden Hour - I Say It Real, Right? |The Golden Hour #33 w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: June 16, 2023

The boys talk taking responsibility, birthday texting rules, massage parlor etiquette, the debut of the all new Golden Hour jackets, Baby Gronk controversy, Nick's interview with Baby Gronk's dad, Olivia Dunne being the highest paid female athlete, 60 Days In, Apple VR headsets, Trump's indictment and much more! ExpressVPN - https://expressvpn.com/GOLDEN   DraftKings - Download the DraftKings app and use promo code FIGHTER Gambling problem? Call 1-800-Gambler. In Massachusetts, call [phone] or visit gambling help line m a dot org, In New York, call 877-8-HOPENY or text HOPENY (467369). In Kansas, call 1-800-522-4700. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). 21+ in most eligible states but age varies by jurisdiction. Eligibility restrictions apply. See draftkings dot com slash sportsbook for details and state specific responsible gambling resources. Bonus bets expire seven days after issuance. Opt-in and 10+ leg req. for 100% boost. Eligibility, wagering, and deposit restrictions apply. Terms at sportsbook dot draftkings dot com slash basketball terms.  

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Go stupid. Look up. Down to the south. Damn, there's some Supermans in there? Oh, this is Brendan's cell. The Jordans? We're friends that laugh. We're friends that shout.

Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about. But that won't stop us Nothing can stop us It's like a show you used to love Just rebranded enough It's stronger, better, bigger power Cause it is the Golden Hour It's the golden hour

what's up bro you keep looking at me today man you're handsome guy man thanks dog you know what it is you got grays and it's looking it doesn't look bad on you man a little uh salt and pepper a little dusty everyone has a little dust here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys are more on your face. I know. I'm just- You got black hair, gray face, huh? I want to get a-

What? Black hair, gray face. I know. I want to get it even. Sounds like a Native American black hair, gray face. I am black hair, gray face. Oh, gray face. Many moons ago.

I want gray hair here. That would be awesome. It's going to make you look so much older. All right. Well want gray hair here. That would be awesome. It's going to make you so much older. All right. Well, you'll see. It won't be. You'll see. Oh, you'll see, dude.

You're going to look like Mr. Fantastic. That's in the name, bro. Hey, can we acknowledge the Denver Nuggets for a little bit? I know you watched the game. They won the whole thing. Won it all, Doug. My Nuggets. Nuggets of five.

My Nuggets. You know what I don't like? You know what annoys me? People text me, congratulations. Yeah. I got a million of those. I'm like, hey. Won it all, dog. My Nuggets. Nuggets of five. My Nuggets. You know what I don't like? You know what annoys me? People text me, congratulations. Yeah. I got a million of those. I'm like, I don't play for them, right? I don't.

Hey, man, great year. Nuggets. Excuse me? It was a great year. It was a great year for us. You don't have nothing to do with it. It was a great year for us. I hate when they do that.

Congratulations. Dude, we played so hard. My buddy was a Celtics fan. He'd be like, man, we really, you know, we did this, we did that. It's like, bro, no.ics fan he'd be like man we really you know we did this we did that it's like bro no yeah you're right what do you mean we only with sports people do that like if you're a fan of say nelly you're not like man we sold we sold a million records we number one on billboard number one on yes which actually which actually would make more sense because you're helping them get to number one.

You buy tickets. You buy – That actually makes more sense than saying you're helping – No, but you buy – We did it. I'm saying even with sports, you buy the NBA package. Yeah, but you don't have – Yeah, but you have nothing to do with it winning.

You don't have them win, though. Yeah. You don't have them win. The artists, at least you help them get to number one because you're buying their shit. Listen to the stream. Yeah, exactly. When the Grammys come, though, we're like, oh, man, we won. We won the Grammys this year.

Who says that? No one's ever said that. I know. That's what I'm saying. It's weird that they don't, but it's only for sports. It's a little different is what I'm saying, and I want you to admit that. Yeah, I don't like when people go, we did it, congratulations, or I don't like when friends text me, happy Thanksgiving.

Oh, I don't, honestly. Here's the deal. It's nice when friends text me happy Thanksgiving. Oh, I don't, honestly. Here's the deal. It's nice when people text happy birthday. I think that you don't need to text back if it's your birthday. Yeah, no. That's the rule, I think. I am big on texting. Big, and that's nice.

But if I didn't text you back on the holiday. That's why I text your parents. But you wouldn't care, though. Yeah, I don't care you back on the holiday. That's why I text your parents. I don't. But you wouldn't care, though. Yeah. I don't care. Exactly. I just do what I do. Yep.

My favorite is Anthony Juscelnick. I will text him like a little emoji. Merry Christmas. He'll write back something like really obnoxious. Grow up. Or like, you know what I mean? I love it. Then I send him more.

I'll be like, I'm showering you with more love. It's a good, you know. Well, Christmas is the only one you can text back like, yeah, happy birthday, man. Hopefully the fam's good. If you're not close friends. He's over here bullshitting

because you know what now he does? He tries to text me first. I do. Because you always do it to me so I try to win. He goes, I gotta beat you. Merry Christmas. That's just you.

Oh, so you do it though. Only to him. Birthday's weird though. You can't be like, yeah, you too, so you do it, though. Yeah. Only to him. Birthday's weird, though. You can't be like, yeah, you too, man. I mean, that's not. You say thank you. Yeah, thanks. No, I got it.

That's what you do. You say thank you. Do you understand that? Thanks, bro. Yeah, that's what you do. Yeah, I got it. God. Happy birthday, you got to text.

Monster. I guess. I don't know. Not really, no. If you didn't text me happy birthday, I wouldn't care. Did you even? I know he probably did, but who cares? I'm sure I did, know. Not really, no. If you didn't text me happy birthday, I wouldn't care. Did you even? I know he probably did, but who cares?

I'm sure I did, yeah. Who cares? Yeah. But you get to a certain age where it's like, you don't even count your birthday. No. No, I don't give a shit

about my birthday. First of all, it's just, my thing is like, my birthday always becomes Rachel's birthday, so it doesn't even matter anyway because it's like,

you know, so it's like, oh God. Why? Because you got to do, she wants to do something for you she wants she's got activities her friends are over there's like there's just like these activities where it's like i go like what do i want to do for my birthday i just want to play video right right that's not good enough i want to play video i just want to like no you got to include her yeah she's like yeah but i i yeah we're gonna go i don't want it

but that's you know we should do something for your birthday. We should get, Oh my God, dude. Yeah, I get that. Yeah. No,

I, Oh dude. And I don't, I'm not one of those users. He's like, just leave me alone. Right. But just let's chill.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I won't do nothing. Yeah. Yeah. Kids birthday though. You can cook,

you can cook. Kids birthday lady. Get a nice meal. Kids birthday lady. It's different dude. You're that transgender on man. I like, I like where you had that in 2023 dude you're the transgender scientist remember

yes you didn't warn me either dude he's like look at that dude you think that they said oh we're sending it they don't say it i just they just showed up i was like oh it's like a box you check online yeah you guys no way yeah no way you know what it was the price like oh you checked that one no well first of all i didn't have anything to do with it. Your wife was like, we want them. We didn't know. Chris didn't hit the, we didn't know. I wonder what we would have done if it.

Magic, tuck it. Yeah, I don't know. Remember that? She was sweet, though. I was talking to a guy last night that was telling me a story that he went to get a massage, went to a spa place, and then it was a transgender woman who walked in the best of both worlds strong hands but he was the way he was talking

about it he was like really like it made him uncomfortable and all that and I just thought to myself like first of all there's two times you should have your eyes closed the whole time the dentist and getting a massage okay yeah I agree the massage thing for sure eyes closed the whole time. The dentist and getting a massage. Okay?

Wow. Yeah. I agree with the massage thing. Dude. You're not going to happen, Andy. Yeah, sure. If the dentist is in your mind, you're not supposed to be doing this to the dentist. I think I put on music.

I just think, but when you're getting a massage, it's like, who cares who? You just close your eyes. You're getting a massage. But he was just like, I was uncomfortable the whole time. Yeah, yeah. He was like, oh my God. And I was like, I didn't want to say anything to him because I just felt like I was like, ugh. Was it a friend? No. Just some guy. I don't know why he was just like I was uncomfortable. Yeah. Yeah, he was like, oh my god And you know and I was like, that's what I didn't want to say anything to him because I just felt like I was like Oh, no, just some guy. I don't know why he's homophobic. I wouldn't give a fuck if it was a trans person massage you

I wouldn't care. I've never had a guy. I get to my head for sure No guys no guys I just can't relax. Yeah. Oh really? Oh, no? If I'm in my undies Just the towel I don't ever have my underwear on when I get a massage Chin, tell them about it No, I would have a bad one Do you have your underwear on?

Well, it depends where you're going Oh, I know where you're going Rugmaps.com over here Rugmaps? Is that actually what it's called? That's hilarious rub maps wow I got

your secret safe for me oh it's just a secret don't tell Brendan shit we got it his new podcast tell secrets hold on so I would get a massage by a guy I have gotten a massage by a guy I would rather have a woman.

Why? Hey, man. I like a woman's touch. I mean, I guess I would rather have a woman, I guess. Wait. You like a woman's touch? Yeah. Soft hands.

Okay. So you're not really getting a massage. No, I am. So you want this one. Oh, no, no. This is going to try to do it. No, you get the. I want this fucking life.

He didn't even like that. He's feeling uncomfortable Ow gay No I haven't had No no I'm not saying that You never had an Asian walk on your back? They get in there man Little Asian with the elbows

So hold on I'd rather have chin do it It's strong Chin will be in there like So hold on hold on Let me get this straight So you wouldn't have a guy massage you You wouldn't care if it was a trans woman

I prefer a woman When I go in and go woman or man I go prefer a woman You wouldn't care if it was a trans woman. I prefer a woman. When I go in and go woman or man, I go prefer a woman. But if a woman. If it was a man, like, okay. So if it was a trans woman that came, you would be like, all right, who cares? Yeah, cool. But a guy, you would not want it. It's not that I don't want it.

I prefer the woman. So would you get massaged by a guy? I'd rather not. So you would, though. I'm a little tense. Right. If it's my only option, bring in Dave. Got it.

Cool. Just get into the nitty gritty. Okay. But when they're like, what's up, bro? What did you think about the fight? It was nice, bro. God damn it. That's not what happens.

They do that? They do that? The worst massage ever? Yeah, yeah. Something big, bro. They walk in and go, hey, Sharp, what up? What's up, bro? Who in that guy stopped massaging you?

What kind of idiot? I would be so unprofessional. I'd be like, get out. Get out, man. Get somebody else in here. So wait, this is Rub Maps? That's where you go to get jacked up. Is it really?

Yeah. How do you guys not know this? But it's not, though. It is, though. Secretly it is, but they're not promoting it. No, they are. Rub Maps. They're not, because they wouldn't take the-

No, no. We're Fantasy Meets Reality. Oh, wow. Rub means they have escort reviews just a website made excuse me made by people and then people yeah i understand you know people put their information they'll be like tina has a mean ass you know right game whoa this is crazy yeah this is like you gotta pay to read that critic site you know just make it legal you know it's like this is already it's like that critic site, you know? Just make it legal, you know? It's like this is already... It's like... The problem is human trafficking, right?

Oh, is it? Yeah. Well, I'm sure... Then some are probably there just for a good time, make some cash. Then some probably against their will. I don't know. Oh, fuck.

In the valley, just... Yeah, wherever you want to go, man. Acupuncture? Nah. For some reason, I just imagine that they're all in a valley, you know? Oh, they're everywhere. I fucking straight up never done this. I've never that they're all in a Valley, you know? Oh, they're everywhere. I fucking straight up. Never done this.

You've never accidentally walked in this. Nope. I'm my black belt. These places. Yeah. Yeah. When you walk in, they go,

have you been here before? If you go, no, you can get different service. So you say yes. Well, it depends what you're looking for. Right.

Right. You want to get rubbed. Yeah. If you want, if you look at rub, they have been before you go. Yes. They go cool. $40 up front. Ah, they make sense looking for. Right, right. If you're looking to get rubbed. If you're looking to get rubbed, they have a banner for you. You go, yes. They go, cool.

$40 up front. They make sense. Massage your envy. There's no $40 up front. $40 cash up front. Okay. That's just to get in the door. Okay, okay.

When you go in there, then the menu opens up. Okay. So that 20. The menu opens up. So that 40. You know what, dude? That's a good thing to say. You know what I'm saying?

That's a good thing to say. But that's a good thing to say. You walk in, you say, what's on the menu? Because then it's like a little wink and a nod. What's on the menu? And they'd be like, well, we have massages. Nark, you're out. Because if you do that in the front, they go, oh, menu.

No, we're busy today. But if you pay the $40 to get in. So kiss that $40 goodbye. Yes. Hey, this $40. $40 just to talk. $40 just to talk. Yeah.

So now what's on the menu? Did you just light it on fire? Yep. Kiss it goodbye. Kiss that 40 goodbye. I think you had a lighter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. That's how you can only smell those places out.

Like on the road, I'll look for a good massage. If I go in and they're like, oh, Asian or whatever, $40 cash. I'm like, ah, man, I'm looking for a real one. Now let me take it a step further. You walk in. Now this is just, you know, you walk in and you say, I'm here to get stroked. All right. You're out.

You're out. Because why? Because you sound like a crazy. You sound like a narc. No, no, no. But here's the deal. No cop would ever fucking do that. No cop would sing it like that.

No one got busted off Ventura here. I'm great. That's the move to go. Rated, bro. Off Ventura. One just got raided. I don't know what they were doing there. Oh, that sucks.

You're like butt-ass naked, oiled up. Get him. Get him. I want to get out. You're like, oh, my God. You can get away easy, though. Get him. Get him.

Get him. Get him. Get him. Get him. He keeps slipping off. There it is. How could they prove it, though? How would they prove it?

Get the handcuffs like this. Get the handcuffs. Oh. Everything's all slippery. It's like Keystone Cops. Go up. Skincare businesses. You can't even get skincare?

Sex, labor, traffic. It took place at several massage parlors. Skincare business in Ventura County. Yeah, there you go. The Valley. It says meth for El Joe. Wow. Yeah, I got a buddy who used to do this all the time.

I won't say who it is. I had a buddy when I first started doing stand-up. He toured me everywhere. That's how I found out about it. I learned the game through him. He would go there, little dude, disgusting-looking little dude. But that was his thing. He would go there, and it was like, man, I just have $100 cash.

He knew everywhere to go. Wow. That's how I learned the whole game. Dude, look at us. We look like a boy band. And I look the best in the jacket, honestly. What are you talking about? You look like a boy band. And I look the best in the jacket, honestly. What are you talking about? You think you look the best in the jacket?

Who looks the best in the jacket? I do. All right. Well, these are the jackets, the Golden Hour jackets. Oh, they are litty, as we say on the streets. Yeah, we do say that on the streets. Show them the back. Look at that, the Golden Hour.

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Like those old school Niner varsity jackets. Now those can be available just for Patreones. Those drop next week for Patreon members only. They're limited edition. He's looking. Those are cool. Actually, those are nice. I haven't seen them yet.

Where's mine? Plus size model. Where's mine? It's in the car. Well, I should have it in my hands. Yeah. I haven't seen them yet. Where's mine? It's a plus-size model. Where's mine? It's in the car. Well, I should have it in my hands. Yeah, we should have it in our hands. I should have it on my back. I'll bring it, and we'll take pictures.

That's cool. I like that. Isn't it nice? It is nice. That gold. It reminds you of the 49ers old-school Marcy jacket. Nick doesn't look like he approves. I love it.

Okay. Oh, yeah. Your face says otherwise. I know. I saw the three. I just need a resting face. A little bit, but but also I was wondering If there's one for me

Of course The whole squad Yeah of course Yeah he's on Fucking dick man You can have chins we didn't have one for you Of course Todd come on No I'm a fan

So those only for Patreon. Those drop next week on Patreon only. Patreonees. Those are Patreonees. Patreonees. A Patreonee. Like it's a... That was...

Whatever that accent was, was the worst accent I've ever heard. It's a Patreonee. Wow, dude. Hey. Every time he texts Patreon, he texts Pataron. No, it's the app. Oh, they just fixed that, by the way. Oh, I heard that. The ducking is now fucking... They won't do the thing anymore. it's the app. Oh, they just fixed that, by the way.

Oh, I heard that the ducking is now fucking. They won't do the thing anymore. That's pretty good. I just heard that. So now you... I talked about it on Riffin with Griffin. Oh, wow. Oh, I'm going to be in Tucson. I'm going to be in Colorado.

Those are the two dates. Tucson, I will be on Saturday. So Saturday, I'll be in Tucson, Arizona. Next week, I'll be in Colorado. Go to chrislea.com to get those tickets. Pueblo, Colorado. Nowhere close to Denver. That's okay.

No, and then I'm going to be in Colorado Springs, which is kind of great. Nashville, June 21st, Wednesday. Next week, one night. Nashville and then Huntsville for the weekend. I'll be in Vegas, too. Check me out in Huntsville. Stand up live. Nashville Zanies, June 21st.

Let's sell it out. You always ask when the show comes out, right? You've been on the show for quite some time now. You're a regular. I'm going to go ahead and say, no, I want to know when this one comes out. I don't sometimes, you know, between the two, you never know when they come out. Yeah, but it's very stupid to be like, when's this come out, right? When's the show air?

Yeah. Okay, if I ever hear you motherfuckers ask that one more time. Okay. Because you ask it all the time, too. I have. Not as much as you. If we shoot two, or if there's like two, two. Then it's excusable.

And that's when I do it, so I'm okay when I do it. No. No. When does the Patreon come out? Fuck off. See? Fuck off. Oh, shit.

I said Saturday. Fuck yourself. I thought it was Saturday. Ooh. Ooh. When does it come out? Tuesday. Don't look over at Nick. I didn't. Go fuck yourself. I thought it was Saturday. When does it come out? Tuesday. Don't look over at Nick.

I didn't look at Nick. You did. Because Nick's over there. Whatever. I've been doing this for a hot second, man. Who doesn't know when this comes out? No. My son tried to do this the other day because I do it.

How did it work? It was miserable. I was curious. He didn't do it. I was doing this. He goes, I do what you do, Dad. No. It's not. You got to be careful what you do. I always do this. He goes, I do what you do, Dad. No. You got to be careful what you do.

Because you do that. Because I bite my nails from anxiety, and I always crack my neck like this from fighting. Sure enough, my kids watch TV. I see them going, oh, that's not good. Oh, wow. You guys don't have neck problems. What are you doing? Interesting.

Wow. My kid's grounded right now. He missed two free throws, lost a basketball game. What? Yeah, man. So you grounded him? For seven months. That's too long for a mistake.

Dude, work on his shots. Mentally. No, dude. That's terrible. You're a bad dad. You're a bad dad for that. You seen Baby Gronk? Oh, yeah.

Do you have that up? Have you seen that up? Have you seen the dad? Bustle with the boys post this. The dad's doing a podcast. Someone released the unedited version. Bro. What happened? I knew this dad was kind of a scumbag.

Who? So this dad is exploding. Not Gronk. No. They call him Baby Gronk. He might be nine years old. Okay. But the dad has him doing all this stuff.

Dude, it is so cringy. His dad's like, he has an offer from all these different schools. He's trying to get endorsements. He's nine. He has an offer from Arizona. He can tell it's the dad pushing the kid. Everyone's like, no, the kid wants to do it. When you watch his interview on this podcast and the dads make him say things over and over, it's so cringy.

The dad's like, the kid wants this. This kid's going him say things over and over. It's so cringy. I'm like, no. And the dad's like, the kid wants this. This kid's going to end up fucking hating football when he's older. Yeah, this sucks. Watch this, dude. Once I saw this. See, I'm going to punch him in. Ask that again, bro.

Say, man, what kind of question is that? You see my Instagram. Say that. Ready? All right. Hey, baby grump. Are you him? What kind of question is that?

Look at my Instagram. Would you take her to prom someday? Hey, no, say it again, bro. You got to say, man, I already DM'd her and asked her and she said yes. That was uncomfortable to kill this. Hey, Baby Grom. Would you take Libby Dunn to prom, you think? I already DM'd her and she said yes.

Damn. Damn. Damn. What kind Dunn to prom, you think? I already DM'd her, and she said yes. Damn. Damn. What kind of tuxedo are you getting? O.G. James Bond style or what? Hey, say it again, bro. Hey, what kind of tuxedo are you getting? I've had enough. I've had enough.

I've had enough. Nick, didn't you interview this kid? You scumbag. I took up Barstool's scraps. They've been saying he's been DMing everybody that works for them for years and stuff, but they're giving him just as much attention by talking about it. By not doing it, this is what the dad wants. So you talked to the dad and the kid?

Yeah. How'd it go? I was just trying to be silly all the time. It's what we see. I mean, he's a good person. Because I know some people, Sean Merriman, when I'm finding the kid, all pro football player, he goes, yeah, I talked to that. I tried to help him out.

I'm like, man, the dad's kind of a piece of shit, huh? He's like, it's tough because he's just trying to get this money right now and I guess save it for him where all those chains are not saving it. But I was like, he comes off as a horrible man. I don't like that. So he was trying to. He's DMing everybody. And he just trusted that they wouldn't use that clip and they would just.

I don't know how that clip. And so that people just kind of. It's kind of shitty of the podcasters too. Well, yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's kind of scummy. They did that because it's like, oh, look how ridiculous this is. Who were those podcasters? No clue.

Yeah, that's not. That's scummy. Bring the juice pod bring the juice um yeah they obviously agreed that they were going to edit it there's no way they would sit there and do it no the dad would have done that and then they played the game too if they've been like nah man we're gonna air this then dad's like i won't do this but then i get what edit it how about brian's a thousand years old old go, oh, that's his mom, the LSU gymnast. She's the highest paid NIL athlete in the country. Well, nine out of the top ten, I believe, are all female athletes.

People are complaining. Yeah, how much do they make? There's better athletes than them. Like, well, we'll just keep up that same energy. Where's the women power, man? Isn't it cool? Wait, what? What's going on right now?

So college kids can get paid now for endorsements. They can get sponsorship. Yeah. And the highest paid one is a gymnast at LSU who's this gorgeous girl. And she's the highest paid one. She had like a billboard in New York Times Square. The two twins who play basketball, I think, at Miami are massive. Yeah.

The girl that won the national championship. She's a top 10. The black girl, she's great. Yeah. So people complain They're not even the best athletes But that's the market value Who cares

It's because she's got a pretty face She's gorgeous So what's the problem Who's mad America I don't understand What's the difference between her being an Instagram model? Nothing.

And an athlete. She's really good at gym. No, she's- She has talent. Oh, no, no. She's the gymnast. Yeah, she's a beast. That's my point.

It's like it doesn't- And the two pretty Miami girls, they're really good at basketball. Are they the best? No. Now, the girl that played for LSU basketball, she's damn good. And she's making good money. Like, these twins are making... The NCAA has a hot girl problem.

Oh, weird. Oh, weird. But it's also like... So what are they mad at? That's what I don't understand. Like an ugly girl that plays softball that looks like a troll is not making the same amount of money.

Oh, God. They act like they don't know what fucking is happening. You know why they... But these are the same people that don't believe in science, Chris. It's so ridiculous. I don't even understand who would be mad at it. Of course she's going to be the fucking is happening. You know why they... But these are the same people that don't believe in science, Chris. It's so ridiculous I don't even understand who would be mad at it. Of course she's going to be the fucking highest paid.

So you're saying she's not the... But you're saying she is the best. No, gymnast. She's good. I don't know if she's the best. She's good. She's good. But the twins, they're good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I see. But people are mad because, you know, whatever. I don't even understand the fucking problem. No, I think... Well, I don't agree with how he's saying it,

but what I'm saying is. I say it real, right? The college, you know, they allowed this, you know, sponsorship thing, and so you would think that it has to do with. Say it real, right? You would think that it has to do with, you know, the best people are going to get this. But that's not the way the world works.

Not when it comes to women. Yeah, no. No, men are women. Men too. This is the market value. No that's not the way the world works. Not when it comes to women. Yeah, no. Men are women. Men too, men too, honestly. This is the market value. America decides. No, I'm saying for sports, I guess it would help. It helps that Tom Brady is handsome.

If he was the GOAT, he's the GOAT, though. No, it's everything, Chris. What do you mean? Jokic is the best basketball player in the NBA. Right. He can barely talk. He's very shy. There's a reason he doesn't get the same endorsements as Kyrie Irving. Yeah, yeah, Chris. What do you mean? Jokic is the best basketball player in the NBA. Right. He can barely talk. He's very shy. There's a reason he doesn't get the same endorsements as Kyrie Irving.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I understand that. It's all about looks. I get that. Thanks for dropping my Instagram. Thanks for dropping by my Instagram, Nick. I don't know why he's on my Instagram, but he's dropping by. It's research for the show.

But it's funny how people get mad at this. But that's straight up the market value. The market value. Looks is a thing. Yeah, okay. When you make looks with talent, that's who gets people get mad at this. But that's straight up the market value. This is what it is. Yeah, okay. When you make looks with talent, that's who gets paid. God damn it, dude. Why isn't the fat chick from Alabama softball team getting paid?

She hit so many home runs. Oh, because nobody wants to work with her, dude. Yeah. You pay her. Well, that's the thing that the issue that they're trying to bring up is that now there's like inequity still. That now it's not about the sport. It's about that. But it's like it is what it is.

But also athletes are getting paid. It's about the business. Yeah, it's business. It's not about the sports. Athletes are getting paid too though. Like University of Colorado, those boys are paid. Really? Oh, yeah.

That's why they're all going there. They're getting a lot of NIL deals. Oh. Could I get an NIL deal? What's NIL? It's your face, dude. I don't think so. What's NIL? Dude. Football gear? You look like

Kanye. Oh, NIL. Name, image, likeness. Okay. Didn't know what that was. They're still not actually getting paid by the schools, which I think is ridiculous, but they're allowing this. They're getting paid by the schools, which I think is ridiculous, but you know this they're allowing this They're getting paid by the schools. Interesting the boost the big boy athlete So I think it's funny have you seen those billboards says give Reggie Bush's Heisman back

Yeah, why would the NIL do because he's basically took money like this and now that's legal Heisman. Yeah, it took his Heisman But that's like the people that are in jail for 20 years because of weed. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah, I know. Because when... Laws change.

What do you think, Garrett? But what do you think, Garrett? Because when he was playing, that was against the rules. Yeah. So they're like... Are you still talking about weed? They can always retroactively...

I'm trying to move the convo because we've been talking about that NIL deal for so long. Are you talking about weed? I'm trying to move it into some Narcos territory, man. Oh, okay. Narcos.

Or something, man. People were in jail for fucking 10 years because they went... A lot of those people are getting out. Because they were selling it. I don't think anybody's in jail for 10 years for smoking a joint. Want some? How much? Get out!

Free! Whoa, he's still slipping from the rubber tank. 30 years? He has 30 years. Just the same guy? He was like, I need a joint. I need to relax. Get him.

But they're letting most of those people out, right? They do that in jail. They cover themselves with shit, though. Makes sense. They cover themselves in shit, and then the cops come in, and they can't. They throw it at the cops, right? Frick. Let him kill him. I don't give a shit, dude. and shit and then the cops come in and they can't they throw it at the cops right frick let him kill him

I don't give a shit no no but you come in like this you come in dude dude we'll be back we'll be back

shut the gate dude back up back up here hey what's up dude hey did you give it the sniff test did they cover the

ah fuck no that was me. I shit my pants. I always get scared. Ah, fuck. I always get scared. Freeze. Oh, God.

I just like this with shit all over. You're not going to get me, right? Rachel's favorite show is 60 Days In or whatever it's called. I like that show. It's a little fake now, but yeah. No, but they're coming back. And I said to her, I was like, how can they come back? They all know now.

The gig's up. If there's cameras in the prison, but yeah. No, but they're coming back. And I said to her, I was like, how can they come back? They all know now. The gig's up. If there's cameras in the prison, everybody's in there like. Maybe not unless they've been in there for 10 years before the show started. There's a boom mic too, though. No, they even know. There's a boom mic too. The guy in the orange outfit helping? Yeah.

Doesn't even make any sense. I love that show. That guy was the best because he was a gang member, right? Does the right thing, goes to jail, right? And he comes out and he's like this family man now he goes i want to go back in and give back and takes that bitch over he's shanking people drugs they had to kick him out like hey he's a shot caller wasn't there another guy wasn't there another guy that was like that that went in and then just like prison life's for me

no so you get like shawshank get ready for this. So he did it himself and went out. You know, it's 60 days. Get busy. This white dude loved it so much. Right. 60 days go by. He goes, I'm going to stay. Does 120.

120 goes in. Goes, it's just a life for me. He has a wife on the outside. You're kidding. He stays in 180 days thriving. Gets out. It has all like this. You know, the Susie Cates and all that shit stored up to the fucking wall,

gets out, commits suicide. And he didn't even do anything illegal? No. I don't know. Clearly, there's a mental issue there because he just wanted to chill in prison with his homies. And they're like, hey, you got to leave. Some people get institutionalized. Some people like the day-to-day.

You get up at this time, you do this, you do that. Go in the military. You fight off. Then you like, you know, you go, you go, you go. You know what I mean? You play basketball in the yard. You work out. See if I had to f*** one more time. I thought you were going to double down on it. That's a false narrative, by the way. What? In prison?

Yeah, yeah. I'm telling you, it's a Hollywood fictional. It's not like that in there. I'm telling you. Talk to anybody. It's not like that in there. All right. Tell me. Okay. Talk to anybody that's done a long stay in prison. Like, it's not.

I mean, obviously, there's some gay boys doing their thing. Who's going to admit it? Yeah. I mean. Nah, B. The Shawshank. No, all these. A day.

Yeah. A day I got hit up. No, all these. All the Hollywood. You get many farts. It's like. It's a Hollywood gay fascination thing. because that's how you think about it. Do you guys remember the show Oz?

Yeah. It's not real. That was a gay dude directing. I know, but that was a great show. I didn't see it. Oh, you never saw Oz? Brian was in it, right? Yeah, he was in it. Brian gets fucked in it.

Really? No, I wish. Okay, well. Because he'd be playing that all the time if that was yeah um yeah oz was a great show oh i gotta watch it what's his name that was like one of the first shows that was like kind of like where you got a taste of like oh tv can be good yeah do you know what i mean jk simmons yeah jk simmons and he was like a nazi yeah and that and he was but think how much was in that show and like his booty stuff.

A lot of booty stuff. You talk to anybody that's been in prison, like it's not like – I don't know why Hollywood pushes that agenda, man. It ain't like that. First of all, I think that there is something about a deterrent for people. It's okay that people think that. Right, right, right, right, right. Okay.

Vernon, as you go and you cover yourself in shit, everyone's like, dude, that people think that. Right, right, right. You go and you cover yourself in shit. Everyone's like, dude, that's a man. We find out. Oh, no. We're still fucking you. This guy's making it out like prison is like a freaking resort. I'm not saying that. Oh, so you don't get in here?

Yeah. Well, here's the thing. The main guy's over there. Welcome in. No, let me destroy his argument. No chicks, but it's honestly not that bad. Chill with your homies. Take this.

There's a buffet at lunch. No, so for such a deterrent, why is it higher than ever? It's not deterrent to anybody, bro. Because this doesn't happen. Only we think that, but we're not criminals. No, I'm saying there's people out there. A criminal is going to be a criminal. Correct.

But maybe there's somebody who is not quite a criminal, but might do something wrong. Like collar crime? In their mind, they're like, oof, I don't want to get hit. But now they're going to be like, well, Brendan said. Brendan said the Hollywood thing. Let me go ahead and do this. He gets out in 10 years.

Brendan full of shit, man. Somebody is listening to the podcast right now. They get the things on and they're just like this. Or prisoners are listening going, interesting. Hey, grab Jeff. It's like, fuck, dude. Oh, wow. I wonder if there are.

Can you get podcasts in prison? That would be interesting. I think so. I don't know. They have like TikTok and shit. Yeah, weird, right? They have radio, TV. When you in prison trying to get a good body.

And just that voice, you know what I mean? When you locked up. And what was that? I was about to play prison TikTok and it a good body. And just that voice, you know what I mean? When you locked up and... What was that? I was about to play prison TikTok and it was too loud. Prison TikTok is fantastic. All those weird words. When the warden be a bitch. Be a bitch.

When you got the top bunk and have to fart. The farting in prison must be a five rules of courtesy flushes all right hey guys let's take a break huh we look cool don't we we do look cool in our cool golden hour jackets but i'd like to talk to you about something that's also important what's that well you've heard us talk about how important it is to have a vpn to protect uh your privacy online uh but choosing a vpn you trust is equally as important.

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Take a rubber band Take two twisty ties You take a pair of nail clippers You take a piece of a nail clipper You strip the end of the twisty tie Okay And then what you do is This guy's gonna make a fucking Push all that to the side a little bit You take a piece of a nail clipper. You strip the end of the twisty tie. And then what you do is push all that to the side a little bit. You take your cord. You get a drone.

You walk over to the wall and you fucking plug it in. Bumpy. It was a joke that he was showing how to make a charger, but he just had a charger. Got it, yeah. Yeah. I'm crying, oh oh my god so they have wait they have outlets in there now i mean i guess i don't know bro you you see we've made prisoners like like a uh podcast yeah did you see the who's the is it elizabeth holmes that's her

name right her jail looks like a fucking four seasons well that's because she's in federal yeah that's different okay you're gonna stay you think that's because she's in federal Yeah that's different You're going to state? You think that what's her name No it's not that I was like oh my god I don't know Giselle Maxwell's is pretty dope too

So what do you mean pretty dope though Like compared to Shawshank Redemption Right right right gotcha Wow Do we know what her cell's going to look like? Compared to Shawshank Redemption. Right, right, right. Gotcha. Wow. Do we know what our cell's going to look like? No, I don't know. They probably don't show it, right? Oh, I thought you got a picture of it.

Jeffrey Epstein's isn't good. No, I saw the outside. I'm like, oh, that looks nice. Anyway, what's... So... I don't know. So we had a guy up there. You were going to ask if he was going to have a video or something?

It's been like 40 minutes. You had a video, Nick? Is this from prison? That'd be great. What up, Golden Owl? Guys, Nick, Chin, Brendan, Chris, Eric, thanks for cleaning up that woman from last time that was going to leave her husband in.

I've now slept, which is good. She has a twin. I was going to put my sunglasses on and cover my eyebrows so you didn't torment me for that, but it's fine. Okay, start this shit over. Start this shit over? Is he from Middle Earth? Where the fuck is this guy from?

What was he? Is he from Wales? He hasn't asked his question. All he's said so far is thank you for clearing it up. And then he said this, Chris. It's straight up. Got it. Got it. Sounds like he's from Wales.

The golden hour. Scottish. Golden hour. Eric. Chris. Gene. Brendan. The black guy.

That's Jamaican. Yeah. It turned into that. Jamaican Russian. I'm from Scotland. Debate club for you. Apple VR headset. Yes. No.

Let me know what you think. Thank you. I talked about this on congratulations. The Apple VR headset. I just think it's going to be a fad. I don't. Until it's maybe this. Okay.

But the fucking... Nobody wants to wear a goddamn headset. Have you worn the other one? I forget what it's... The Oculus? The Oculus, no. Oh, yes. I'll do boxing with my son.

That thing's so sweaty. Yeah, I know. It's all foggy. I don't like any of that shit. Also, does your life suck so bad? Do you got to throw on that headset? Well, honestly, a lot of people's, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right, it got dark. I think I'm going to any of that shit. Also, does your life suck so bad you got to throw on that headset? Well, honestly, a lot of people's, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. It got dark. I think I'm going to have fun with that. Well, if you're going to walk around with this, I'm with Chris. This is going to be fucking ridiculous. So you're just going to have it on for hours just? In your house, yeah. Computer screens are fine.

Well, I just feel like. Screens are fine. Augmented reality is coming. And I can totally understand. I'm with you. I say this all the time myself. If I have my glasses and all of a sudden it's like, there's information about Brendan.

You know what I'm saying? Like 225. Don't trust him. Don't trust him. He's raped in prison. You know what I mean? He's about prison. He's been there.

You know what would be cool though? You know how like, you ever go to those sites, like if you look up like, just look up like Chris D'Elia naked and there's like a a fake it's your face yeah i wish you could do that with your glasses that's funny you could just walk around well but it's just porno but if it's yeah if it's just like what are you looking at you're nothing it's just this or your contacts then okay but nobody wants to nobody wants to like look at that laborious that you look like a fucking asshole and

also you look like you're skiing you look like you're fucking skiing in your house. But that's for at home, man. Yeah, but my question is, how long are you going to be on that thing? At home. Yeah. Well, how long do you play video games? Yeah, but it's different, though. It's not, though.

Many of those people are going to be like, man, fuck this. I just want to play. No, you'd be surprised. He is. Is that Litty? Yeah. He hasn't had it on yet. It's Litty, but it's uncomfortable.

Well, yeah, I mean, I play, when I play video games, I have my headphones on to play the video games. He's got weird chairs and shit. And I have my glasses on. He has a costume on when he plays in general? I mean, it might be, if it's super comfortable and it's, like, what I'm saying is, if you're sitting there, like, eventually, it's going to have to be like Ready Player One. You get in and it's like.

Yes. Eventually, and they're already doing it, they install a chip in your brain. Right. So you have all that shit just. Yeah, that makes sense. I would get that if it was easy to just fucking implant some shit. They already did it to somebody. I don't know who's the guinea pig.

Yeah, this guy's walking now. He couldn't walk, and now he can walk. Really? Yeah, he got a spine implant and a brain implant. He's 38. He couldn't walk because he was paralyzed, and now he's walking. No.

...enabling a paralyzed man to walk again for the first time in more than a decade, thanks in part to the power of his own thoughts. Pertian Ascom was in a motorcycle crash in 2011. Twelve years ago, I got an accident and had a spinal cord injury, so I'm not able to move my legs anymore. A year ago, scientists in Switzerland placing electronic implants in areas of his brain and spinal cord that control movement. Then using artificial intelligence, researchers building what they call a digital bridge, establishing a wireless connection between Oskum's brain and spinal cord to stimulate

movement. What that Bluetooth do, baby? Wireless? Essentially putting his thoughts into action. Oh my God. In 10 years? Oh. I didn't know that it was like that's what it was doing. Because think about. In 10 years? Oh. I didn't know that it was like that's what it was doing.

Because think about. Hey, but it's not great. You could say they could put a, that means they could put a thing in your head. If you say that you're a, I'm a butterfly, you know, and then you put it into thought and all of a sudden you're just. Yeah. Wow. That's going to get complicated with the woke movement.

Yeah, it's going to be weird. But that guy's not moving super fast. Yeah, but it's now. This is in its infancy. I know. I'm just saying. Hey, Brendan. W, it's going to be weird. But that guy's not moving super fast. Yeah, but it's now. This is in its infancy. I know. I'm just saying. Hey, Brendan. Wants it to work immediately.

How about this? How about he's walking instead of doing this? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Is he? But can he walk without the- This is his life before this, Brendan. And you're like, oh, what's he doing now?

Well, I'm just saying. But he's not walking. He has that machine still. No, no, no. This is the first. But dude, he couldn't even do that. Yeah. He couldn't stand up.

Fair. I'm just saying, I would expect a little more. How much did this cost? How much did it cost? $12 billion? This guy, he wants the Lamborghini version. Can we get that camera? Well, we get him now.

We get him now. Also, I thought it was a chip. He has a fucking Philadelphia Eagles helmet on. That thing is. You want too much immediately, bro. There was another guy, too. it was a chip. He has a fucking Philadelphia Eagles helmet on. That thing is... You want too much immediately, bro. There was another guy, too. This is one guy. I think there was another guy that had like...

Yeah. But anyways, this is where they're going. In 10 years, it's going to be nuts. My point about this is what you're saying, Chris. They got this now, and then Apple have to be like this with it. Guys. But then like in three years, they're going to look back on that and be like, remember how stupid we were with this? Yeah, I understand. They already have that technology. They need that so we can get to the next step, which is cool. But then in three years, they're going to look back on that and be like, remember how stupid we were with this?

Yeah, I understand. They already have that technology. So we can get to the next step, which is cool. But augmented reality, yes. VR headset, no. But here's the difference, too. We think about they want you to do your computer like this. We're just like, okay.

Right, right, right. That'd be this. This could be crazy. That's so different from using your mouse or using a your mouse and like, or using, you know, a joint. Like, so how are we going to play video games? We're going to have to do like this. Yeah.

Sick. Yeah. I don't know if I like that. Well, you'd have to. I feel a generation will have to change and then they'll get used to it. But that's not going to be for old guys. I know. You know, I'm fucking 51 playing my video games like this.

Now I'm going to have to be like this. I'm going to fucking pull my back out to play video games. That's what I'm saying, though. But 10-year-olds now. Tell me what you're saying. Video games aren't for old people, right? No, no, no, no, no. 10-year-olds will come up on that shit.

You'll die out. And then the 10-year-olds will become 25. They'll be the older gamers. Yeah. And fucking, you know? And they'll be doing this shit. But by then, the video games are just going to be like Inception. Exactly.

Nobody's going to be moving anymore. Dude, if they're doing this. They're going to go back to it. People are going to be like, why are Exactly. Nobody's going to be moving anymore. Dude, if they're doing this. They're going to go back to it. People are going to be like, why are you walking? Sit down. Here's the future, man. Here's the real future is you won't need houses or anything. Yeah.

You're just going to be like, when you come home, we'll come home like this. Pod. Sit and just click, click. And I'm in the Taj Mahal. Yep. And machines will pay you not to work. They'll make money. They'll be a universal income.

Nobody will be fucking making money and just chilling. Your house will just be like, you know, you not to work. They'll make money. They'll be a universal income. Nobody will be fucking making money and just chilling. Your house will just be like, you just wake up. You'll be like, I don't want to wake up. You don't want that because you have money. But people who don't have money, they want that. You think they can afford those machines? What? Bro, you know how much it's going to cost to make one of these?

Yeah. Four cents. Yeah, dude. Because machines are just going to be like, sit down, got it. Here's your iPhone. Yeah. It's going to be four cents, bro. I don't like your future, dude. Because machines are just going to be like, sit down, got it. Here's your iPhone. Yeah. It's going to be $0.04, bro. I don't like your future, man.

I don't like it either, bro, but that's where it's headed. That's where it's headed. I don't think so. It is. There's articles already about certain companies have already cut 4,000 jobs and given them to AI. Exactly. That's just now. Check this out.

We could cut both these guys right now. Chat GPT can do podcasting. It's like men in black. There's like a little guy both these guys right now. Chat GPT can do podcasting. It's like men in black. There's like a little guy inside your head right now. Hello. Would you like some jokes? I am a comedian. There's probably seven of them because your forehead is so big.

No, okay. Just a bigger guy. How about just a bigger guy? I don't need seven of them. There's like seven of them. It was a job of the hot one. How about that? That's also assuming society wants to go that route. It's like seven of them. It was a job of the hot one. How about that? That's also assuming society wants to go that route.

It's not going to be up to society. Yeah. When is it up to society? Oh, you guys are sheep. It's going to be up to. No, you're the sheep. It's up to one fucking guy in charge or the robots. Talk about sheep.

They're going to make you a sheep. Get him down. Get him. Bye, bitch. Bye, bitch. Bleat, bleep bleep it's gonna be and that robot's gonna be like come here brandon yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah is this fake now does this feel fake i mean anytime there's technology people use it for whatever they're going to use it for

because i'm just curious as to like what's going to happen with the sex industry. These sex robots are... Dude, so many dudes are going to be like, What? It ain't cheating, babe! They're going to need the attachments. You can't just have it here. There's got to be some kind of dick attachment Yeah, dude. Yeah, the one that goes in your butt. The one that goes in your butt.

Or no, no, no, no, no. I mean... In your butt like this. Oh, my God. How fucking deep is it going, Chris? Deep, bro. Oh, my God. Oh, God.

I got the wrong one. And what happens when he goes like this? He goes... And you're just like Pranks He's like oh my god Babe Babe get the guy

Get the guy Babe Get the guy Call the guy Call the guy again Your wife just walks in like this She just goes You go

Get the guy I see what happened It's in my ass Of course you see what happened There It's in my ass. Of course you see what happened. There'll be news reports about that. You know? Yep.

Ew. All right. That's it for today then, huh? But that'd be funny. Close. Yeah, we're almost close. All right. Yeah, but the glasses, but in closing, I think it's not there yet. It's not there yet, yeah.

I had Google Glasses. You guys remember Google Glasses? That was a while ago, right? If that was a while ago that was no no it was stupid if that worked that's cool no but Google no no no they were like stupid dude they were stupid with a stupid thing you couldn't see a fucking dumb ass thing that was right here dude it was so dumb you bought it though no no no you know I got a lot of those dumb electronics from was Adam Devine yeah because when we're on workaholics they would just send stuff. And he would be like, I don't know if I'm... Why was Google Glasses stupid, though?

Because look at them! But I don't understand it. It seems better than the headset. It was like your car. You know how in your car, that thing flies? Oh, okay. It was like that. Oh, stupid.

And what information would it give you? Yeah, what information? It would be like you can search Google. How, though? Pressing buttons? You can talk to it? Yeah. It was connected to your phone.

Okay. Sounds pretty litty. No, it was not good. And they looked dumb because it was so distracting. It would be like if your iPhone was like this. This is your phone. You're just kind of like. Eric.

Eric. What happened? What happened? Dude, it's the new Android. Never mind. It like, Eric, Eric. What happened? What happened? Dude, it's the new Android. Never mind. It's the new Android thing. What happened?

What happened? Just like I'm getting a call. Hey. What up? It's dumb. You know what I find fucking ridiculous speaking of dumb technology

or old technology? What? Dude, and it's always old black dudes. It is always old black dudes. With the Bluetooth. It is always old black dudes. They got Bluetooth. It is always old black dudes. They got the big,

dude, it's like this big. It's this big in the ear and they walk around. So weird. Yo, what up? What's up?

And they always have business cards. They always be like that. What's that? Anyway, um, so, yeah, I'm going to be there

around three. I'll be there around three. All right, cool. I'll see you there then. Hey, it's like, dude, I was at a show one time

and the dude had it dude I was clowning his whole family was just and it was an old uncle yeah of course it was like an old ass uncle and he still had his

I said dude what the fuck is that Bluetooth doing in here still there was a black dude that would do stand up at the open mics at the Ha Ha Cafe and he would do stand up

with his Bluetooth still in with his Bluetooth in yeah I forget his name. Gangster. So funny. I'm sure you knew him. I had an Uber driver pick me up with the Bluetooth in and he was talking the whole time and then he turns off and he goes, man, you know me

trying to do my hustle. Man, here's my business card. I sell real estate. I manage entertainers. He's like, you need anything, man. Even when people are wearing the earbuds all the time. That's horrible, bro. If you're not listening to music currently, take them bitches out your ear. I hate it.

I hate it. The old school Bluetooth with the one where it wraps around the ear like this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it comes across, and it's this far away from your face. You only see black guys. Only old black guys. It's hilarious. It really is. So that technology is still around. Yeah. You only see black guys. Only old black guys. It's all old school black dudes. It's hilarious. They still do that. It really is.

So that technology is still around. Yeah. So I don't know. Where we at? Who's this? What's up, boys? Dick Boy. Dana here.

I got a debate club for you. Short shorts era or baggy shorts era. What was worse? What's better? What are your thoughts? Me? I'm a short shorts guy, baby. Let that dick swing.

Yep. Eric, I feel like you're probably a baggy shorts kind of guy Brandon Thick boy for life I know you rock the short shorts Chris Let's be real here Your pasty ass don't wear shorts

That's a fair point Love the pod man You guys are great Keep doing your thing Peace Why am I wearing a workout? You self-conscious of your legs No I have skinny legs

Yeah You have stork legs Okay but I doconscious your legs. No, I have skinny legs, yeah. You have stork legs. Okay, but I do a lot. When I work out, I do mostly legs. I know there's nothing you do. It's the way you're born. And we're really talking about the look, too.

I mean, your face is already like... No, dude. You know what I mean? Your face is already like pork that's been boiled. You know what I mean? So your legs is probably... Oh, wow. Yeah, dude. That's good.

He's all legs. You know what? He's got legs! I need to... I want to get my legs fucking going, dude. I do my... Get injections. I want to.

You know how girls do the butt... I know, but I don't want to. Dude, I do squats and I do deadlifts. I do my injections you know girls do the butt I know but I don't want to dude I do squats and I do deadlifts I do them all the time do you wear do you wear baggy shorts or do you wear short shorts

well I grab whatever I get but my preference would be shorter shorts short well when I was in you know I come from both eras yeah yeah

when I was in high school I had really short shorts to play basketball everyone did though right like your cheeks hanging out the back yeah it was crazy yeah the dump truck yeah it was just...

And then it got baggy. So in the 90s, you were... Yeah. In the early 2000s, you were probably bagging it up. Yeah, I was like, hammer, hammer, hammer, hammer.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like baggy's coming back though, yeah? I don't know. Not sure. I refuse to subscribe to it, but... But you got pants. You got thick-ass thighs.

Yeah, that's why I was going short. You gotta bring them out. So hold on. You're telling me I can't grow my legs? I can grow my legs if I wanted to. No, hardest thing to grow. This part? Not this part.

It's just your genetics. This part. Of course, never. I don't even try. Never. But this part. You know. Bro, I used to be thin.

I got some. I worked out. You're thin. No, I know. I'm never going to be like you, bro. Yeah. But yeah, I could grow this. Yeah, you probably could. Oh, you just believe it. Yeah, I know. I'm never going to be like you, bro. Yeah. But yeah, I could grow this. Yeah, you probably could.

Oh, you just believe it. Yeah, I know. I know. You're so defeated. You just want him to say. You don't believe it. No, I said you can grow these. Come on, man.

Give him some. I did. I said you can grow these, not these. I know that. I know that. I know that. Bodybuilders, because it's so hard to grow. You know what it is?

You know what it is? Your calves are impossible to grow. I know. Bodybuilders will get implants. His legs are crossed, and it's very condescending. Yeah, it is. Very. When the workout guys talk to you like this, you can't do it.

So, all right. So, workout guys get implants? Yeah. Calves. Calves, I think, are the number one implant for dudes. Really? It's up there. Calves and pex are popping up.

What? Yeah, guys being. Oh, God. Imagine getting implants as a dude. Pretty sure Oscar De La Hoya did some shit on his ass. Face implants for sure. Oh, his face is a disaster. Yeah, ab implants are a big thing now.

Dude, what? Could you imagine a dude? And you're just like. I don't like any kind of thing like that. Yeah. I just don't. I don't get it don't like any kind of thing like that. Yeah. I just don't... I don't get it. Well, with that...

Was it DC Youngfly, the guy from fucking... Was it Nick Cannon Show? Wild N' Out. Wild N' Out. His wife went under the knife to do some mommy makeover. Is that how she died? Died. So sad, dude.

Kanye West's mom died that way? So sad, man. What? What was she getting done? Do you know? Who? DC Youngfly's wife? Or baby mama that way? I know. So sad, man. What? What was she getting done? Do you know? Who? DC Young for his wife? I don't know.

Or baby mama? I don't know. So sad, man. Only 32. They had like, what, three kids, four kids? So sad. Jesus. And he spoke at the funeral.

It's like, God, I wish I was that religious. Because he just chalks up to God. He's like, God doesn't make mistakes. He looks at his kids. He's like, we know it's in God's hands. We're good, right? I'm like, God bless you, man. I wish I had more of that in my life. Yeah, because you just...

What a monster. People that think like that, what a monster they think God is. Yeah, well... No, they don't. They think God called up an angel and needed their help. To me, my thought process is, you think God's up an angel and needed her help. To me, my thought process is, you think God's a monster.

Well, even if it's not just for that, it's like, then what's going on with all these wars? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the whole thing. Starving kids. Well, they needed to be tested at fucking 11 months old. But I think it helps them. That's why I admire it. Absolutely. I wouldn't be able to talk. You're talking about faith. Yeah, I'm like,

God damn. My grandma, when she dashed doorstep, she's like, I can't wait to get up there. Oh, I can't wait to see him. I'm like, what? She's like, oh, man, I wish she was going down tonight. I mean, that's a beautiful thing. That's a beautiful thing. I'm terrified, bitch. Yeah, no, I know.

I get it. And look, you know. Couldn't be a good word for me. Well, I saw there was a television show, like a Black Mirror type thing. And on the show, was it Black Mirror? It black mirror i don't even remember but anyways they figured they they discovered that the afterlife was real like they had scientific proof that the afterlife was real right and then everybody started killing themselves oh really yeah that wasn't black mirror i don't think i don't think it's black mirror but it was something like that did you

ever see that show on they they made one for either Prime. I think you're talking about Portland, Karen. Prime or, I think there's one on Prime or Hulu. They tried to copy Black Mirror, you know? Impossible. It's not as good, but it's crazy the stars they got on it. Like, they have, like, crazy stars on it. That might be good.

It's all about the Black Mirror, the writing, man. It's fucking nuts. The thing about Black Mirror is to me, no, it wasn't. It was Electric Dreams. Oh wait,

was it Electric Dreams? I believe it was Electric Dreams. I put a little effort in it. Dark. I believe it was Electric Dreams. What about it, dude? It just wasn't as good. But they're coming back with

Is that it? Can you please click it 2017 images there we go that was it yeah that was a while ago huh yeah look at brian kranzden fucking anna paquin steve buscemi steve buscemi uh terence howard turns out who's that other woman i don't know but um yeah but the thing about black mirror was the first season was off the chain. The second season was pretty damn good. And then there were like some misses. Yeah. Yeah.

But a couple of the stories. That's how it goes. I just think just a couple of the stories I wasn't into. Yeah. But for the most part, I like the thought process. So it's coming back. And my buddy Aaron Paul is in one of them. I can't wait to see it.

So I can't wait to see that shit. I like Black Mirror. Yeah. I like Black Mirror. Yeah. It's cool. I like the one you see. You see the. I forget. It's in one of them. I can't wait to see it. So I can't wait to see that shit. I like Black Mirror. Yeah, I like Black Mirror. That's cool, yeah. I like the one you see. I forget. It's in the first season where they're on the Starship Enterprise. And they have the technology where they get your DNA.

Then you're in the video game. Yeah. And he's like a dictator in there. Yeah, that's Black Mirror. Whoa. What? That's me and Aaron Paul. Wait. Oh, Aaron Paul's from Breaking Bad?

You know what? I was a fan of him. That's how you're supposed to look? That's how? What happened? Well, no, I think that's way better than this. That's the fucking guy talking from the old era. Dude, you would wear baggy shorts and me, I'm more...

You're fit. Say, do you want me to look like a twink? Oh, that's what you look like. I'm sure he's cool, but when he did that racism video... Shut up, please! That video, that whole thing. It was on the same day as this

i gotta i gotta believe chris wrote it for him i gotta believe i gotta believe they got paid no i gotta believe that they were tricked no dude no hollywood was like hey bitch you want to keep being in movies and tv shows well okay cut this hot promo for us during the what was it again i don't even remember. What was it about? Take responsibility for being white. That's horrible. Absolutely horrible.

The most. And killer cops must be prosecuted. Check, please. They are murderers. We can turn the tide. He starts crying. It is time. He's my buddy.

Go to other people. Nah, leave it on this one. Leave it on this one. Go to other people. Because he's the one going for cops. I want to see who else did it. I know he did it. He's the one going for cops. I want to see who else did it. I know he did. He's the one going for cops.

Hold on. So what was... I take responsibility. Of what? Being white. Look at him. I take responsibility. Come on.

Can I kiss? Responsibility. I take responsibility. Of what? I don't know yet. Hold on. I forget. Top shooting black people.

For every time it was easier to ignore than to call it out for what it was. Every not so funny joke. I like it. Oh. Every understereotype. Every not so funny joke. Every blatant injustice, no matter how big or small. Watch her look at the camera.

Every understereotype. Every blatant injustice, no matter how big or small. What did she look at? She just looked at her lines. Yeah, the reading. Every time I explained away police brutality or turned a blind eye. She actually did that? I don't even believe she did that.

Well, she has red hair, so you can't trust her. Black people are being slaughtered in the streets, killed in their own homes. These are our brothers and sisters. All right, all right, all right. Don't even start. This is so bad. It's so ridiculous. The most white privileged thing ever is to do this.

Is to do this. Yeah, it's horrible. You know what? The no self-awareness of like, that's the Hollywood. What the fuck are you doing? This was what I remember. She can do no wrong.

This was day six. This was way more cringy though. No hell to try. No hell below us. Above us only sky. Boy, that was killer. Imagine all the people.

Another buddy. Trick us out. Living for today. You hear it out. Imagine there is no country. for today. Imagine there is no country to go to. It isn't hard to do. The biggest solo. Okay, enough of this.

So bad. What was it for? It was when we were in COVID. It was just like people. It's just, here's the deal. The least you can do. No, this is's just Here's the deal The least you can do No this is just COVID The people

The least you can do people This is the You know what they say The least you can do This is the littlest Possible thing you can possibly do But check this out The thing

You know how we saw that Behind the scenes video Of the boy and the dad Yeah They need to show The behind the scenes video Yeah Just so you can see

How fucking bullshit this is Yes Because you know they're doing that They didn't do one take No no They were like Oh let me do it again Yeah yeah

You know It's like go fuck yourself man This is the shit That people should Hey hold on I played this to my dying grandma Who was on life support She woke up and pulled the plug

Honestly This should be These The people who did this Should get cancelled Yes Two You know what I mean Including your friend right Wait what So this should be – the people who did this should get canceled. Yes. Two. You know what I mean?

Including your friend, right? Wait, what? No, not my friend. I like him. He's cool. He's actually the sweetest fucking guy. Just slap him in the face when we do that. Dude, what are you supposed to –

No, but sometimes you do dumb shit and you're fucking whatever. No, but what are you supposed to do? Imagine the pressure. Yeah. Oh, no. I know. Imagine the pressure. You work for studios.

You make a lot of money. and they're coming to you. They really want you to do this. That's what they do. Because it's like the Hollywood media and everything, they feel like the only people that watch TV are liberal. Crazy. Which is bananas. It's bananas to think that. So they're like, we have to do this.

Push the agenda. So imagine you're a person that's like, oh, you know, I'm kind of in the middle. I'm actually more conservative. Which they all, by the way, all are. If you have a lot of money in a business. That's the secret in Hollywood. You own business, you own thing. Oh, well, here's another thing.

Chris Pratt. Dude, think about this. Poor guy. Think about this, man. Poor guy. If you look at the popular vote from that last election, all right? There's so many. Over 70 million people voted for Trump.

Yeah. But everybody wants to act like they don't know a Trump supporter. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. No. Bro, I'll tell you right now. That's why they do this kind of bullshit.

Yeah. And he's polling to win again. So clearly. I'm really. I really wonder what the fuck's going to happen next time. Dude, if... You just indicted. Yeah, I know.

I know. Who knows what the fuck's going to happen? But my point is... That indictment is all predicated where the indictments can go down. If it's in D.C. or New York, he's fucked. It's all liberals up there. There's a chance it's in Florida, he'll get off scot-free. If it's in Florida, he gets off.

I just always thought he was invincible. It'll be really interesting to see what happens. He kind of is because what's happening, again, I don't like any of them. I'm not defending Trump, but what they're doing to Trump, like this witch hunt, what they don't realize is the gig is up. We can smell what's going on because he's for sure going to win. It's a one-race party. You think?

Well, here's the deal. Democrats can't win. They're getting destroyed in the polls. But what's going on is so they keep throwing all this shit at Trump, hoping something sticks. But you look at the polls. Every time they do this, America's like, enough. If Biden wasn't such a fucking dunce. We hate him.

Yeah, I know. Don't run again. Just fucking let someone else run. The Democrats might have a chance. Who? Well, no. Newsom. That's who. Well, I know. Don't run again. Just fucking let someone else run. The Democrats might have a chance. Who? Well, no. Newsom. That's who.

Well, I know. I understand. But it's someone else. It needs to be Newsom. Yeah. They don't have anyone else. I know. I know.

I know. They need to let DeSantis go in there. That's what they need to do. Get rid of all the bullshit. Get DeSantis in there. I don't. I just. It's so.

It's so. They thought 20. What was it? 2020 was going to. It was weird, dude it was weird dude it's gonna be so well let's just let's play devil's advocate let's say they do indict him in Washington D.C. and he goes you're looking at 30 40 years of prison time let's say that the Democrats evil ways win and they block up the former president of the United States for 40 years. You think January 6 was a problem? No, I know. What do you think people are going to do? They don't need to lock him up for 40 years. They just need to get

a criminal, something criminal on his record and he can't run for president. They don't care if they lock him up or not. They could care less. They just don't want to run. They're doing whatever it takes so he can't run. There could be a case where he's on trial and he can't participate in the debates, which the Democrats would love because they crush him in debates. Doesn't debate dealing with this lawsuit and all these legal fees and all that shit, but can still be president.

Not just Democrats, man. There's a large contingent of Republicans who are like, 100% deep state. They're just like, hey, we don't want this guy either. Of course. But they're about power, so they're like, hey, he's all gone. He's the one that's, you know what I mean? But they're like, we really want someone else.

What's the thing about how Biden had the trans woman show her tits at the White House or some shit? Did you see that? Yeah. And they also replaced the American flag with the rainbow flag. It was the rainbow flag in the center which is against the law and they had two american flags you never replace the american flag he replaced it put that flag there and then said these are the bravest people in america he did oh really well that's a big i have some friends that have blown off limbs defending the country that's strange to me

I have some friends that have blown off limbs defending the country. That's strange to me. Can you turn it off or no? I was trying to find the picture of the – You see how the flag's in the middle? It's Pride Week. It's Pride Month, Eric. It was this one. Yeah.

So that's why they're – I don't care. They've never done that. Yeah, so what? Thank you. Happy Pride Month. Yeah, so what? Thank you. Happy Pride Month. Yeah, good for him. Happy Pride Year. Happy Pride Life.

Yeah! Oh, so, yeah. It's like I'm dying out here. Yes! You are heard. You belong. You're understood. You are loved.

And you belong. Yeah! You're the bravest and most inspiring people I've ever known. I mean, you're welcome. His son was in the military. Can we take a little video? This is what people say at speeches and stuff. Not when you're the president of the United fucking States.

No, dude, it's pride month. He's just, you know. So how far should they go, Eric? So you let him do this. How far should we keep this going? That's the problem. I'm just saying, keep what going? It's just Pride Month.

Next month it'll be whatever month it is, and he'll be doing another thing for that. I think we read too much into these kinds of things. Oh, man. When the leader of the free world is saying these are the bravest people in America. That's not what he said. That's how you interpreted it, but that's not what he said. I think he said, I think they cut out what he said.

These are some of the bravest people I've ever known or something. Some of. He said these are the bravest people I know. All right. Let's see. It's like when a president goes to Saudi Arabia every year, people have a problem with that. Are we talking about the white house? You guys are better than Americans.

You're like, man, he's just doing it. He's out there. That's not. Brennan, again. I'm cool with it. That's crazy to me. You're interpreting this the way you want to interpret it. He's out there. That's not again. I can be cool with it. That's crazy to me. You're interpreting this the way you want to interpret it. To me, that's part of the problem.

When the United States president says these are the bravest people I've ever met. He didn't say these are the bravest people I've ever met. As I said, I mean this. I swear to God. You're some of the bravest and most inspiring people I've ever known. This is a problem because you're going, no, he's not seeing that context.

So what context are we in? He's at a, he's doing a pride demonstration for pride month. And he's saying, you know, it's like, this is how people talk. That's how we talk. If you think that the guy, listen, man, if you're talking about what the president should or should not say, then. Then what? Call up a million things that Trump has said. Trump's not the president right now. We're talking about this right now.

When he was the president. I don't care about that. He was saying a lot of dumb shit too. He's not the president right now. Your current sitting president is saying this. So two wrongs make a right. I don't interpret this the way I think a lot of rational, sane people do. It's Pride Month, and the president has a bunch of pride people in front of him,

and he's just saying some things to hype up, to make them feel good. You're saying if there was a convention with cops, he would be like, you guys are the bravest people I've ever met. Yeah. They say what you say, but you don't. Grover Cleveland, it's just like. Grover Cleveland. John Adams, you know, I never trusted John Adams.

Taft. Oh, God. Not never. What is this? Just Norm MacDonald being hilarious about gay pride. Okay, let's do it. He's so funny. Like one time I was doing this thing in San Francisco,

and they were all gay people in the audience, they told me. So I figured I'd do it. In San Francisco? Yeah. Oh. So I figured I'd do stuff about gay people so that they could relate to it. Yeah, it's warm up. They love that.

And so I was talking about it because I went to this gay pride parade, and I saw in it there were these old men and old ladies warm up they love that as i thought it was always gave prior trade and i thought it was a five-mile man and all ladies like that these designs that said we are proud of our gates on as i said as an odd thing to be proud of you know because it's not an achievement you know it's not like something here work all your life to be jay i just wanted to say i had a hard time believing that

is fifty six-year-old man actually you know i work like that and bill you know uh... might get all my government and jack and graduated from harvard you know the person is class and i mean and i was articling over a a law firm and, oh yeah, he loves cock. Oh, yeah. He can't get enough cock in his mouth, his ass, his tits, all this stuff.

I got a picture of the boy here sucking another man's cock. I want to show you. the boy here sucking another man's cock. I want to show you. So watch the maturation of you as an artist to realize it took you nine and a half minutes to get it. That's it. I haven't seen Dennis Miller in a long ass time. Isn't he super one way or another? I don't even know which way.

Well, he went very conservative. He did. Because he looked at the landscape and he was like, man, there's no conservative comics. Got it. And then he was like, I'm going to be the conservative he was like, man, there's no conservative comics. Got it. And then he was like, I'm going to be the conservative. There's a bunch of jumping over there. Like Rob Schneider just released this much on Fox. Like that.

Oh, really? Yeah. What? Yeah. What? Yeah. He went super that way. Really?

Wow. If you're going to go, you got to go. That's. Yeah. Well, uh. Dennis Miller was the famous one now. Oh, for sure. Remember Dennis Miller did Monday Night Football?

Yeah. And it did not work. They just weren't ready for sure. Remember Dennis Miller did Monday Night Football? Yeah. And it did not work? They just weren't ready for it. He was dropping jokes on fourth and one. Oh, really? The audience was like, absolutely not. You can't do that. That's funny.

Not during football. Jim Brewer, too. Big time Fox guy. But he's... He's the best. Is he... I don't know him at all. Is he...

He's super anti... Right, Vax, right? at all. Is he, I don't know. He's super anti like. Right, Vax, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He'll like warm up the crowd before like big Republican things. Oh, really? Like he used to warm up the crowd for Metallica. They do it for like.

Oh, wow. There's got to be, there's got to be a market for that. Oh, bro. Oh, yeah. Huge market. Right? Yeah. Yeah.

In the same way, like if you're a clean comic and you go to you do churches and stuff like that yeah i mean it's got to be a marker for like you know republicans have money but they also they also want to laugh anytime i'm out in the middle of america and like when i i do jokes about i talk about both sides yeah yeah i'm not i'm not i don't know i know one way i know. So what happens is the best compliment will always be from the more conservative people and they come up

and they say, thanks for talking about both sides. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's all they want. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because they're so, they're like, yeah, make fun of me,

but like, that's all it is for some people. They're just like, what? All you're going to do is talk about this? I know, I know. It's even like,

Bill Maher was like pretty left, like he's a liberal conservative liberal but now he's kind of coming over conservative and his set's all about that like his that's his demo that's his fan base well i feel like you don't want to you don't want to like say kowtow to like the people that you support if you want them to be better yes and he's at a point now he's like hey liberals what are we doing can we need to stop doing this this and this and when you do that then the people that are like yeah right they're like

oh now you're a you're a traitor you're a traitor it's like oh fuck yourself because everyone's in teams that's what i'm saying man i can't stand that yeah well you know it's like when you get older you are going to naturally become more conservative because it just that's just what happens yeah you know it's such the thing is to be like fiscally conservative and socially liberal there's like where no one's one side of the other then why are we even having debates and shit there's no representation for people then why don't they just have a cardboard cutout of like here's the the conservative person and they just talk about more guns blah blah blah and then the other side is like you know gays blah blah and then we just go okay that's all we need no it's supposed to be

about the individual and we hear them and how does it relate to us and it doesn't have to be one side of the other that's how i feel about it right and that's how i can look at something and be like okay i get why this is happening like this and not be so fucking extreme that's the problem are you saying I'm extreme? A little extreme. When it comes to Biden, yeah. But I get it. But that's the, you know,

I think it's a terrible looking, but there's, first of all, there's a lot of things that Trump did that Biden kept because he was like, ooh, I like that. And there's a lot of things that Biden has done that have been very helpful, but nobody wants to talk about those things. That's what I'm saying.

You gotta look at it. This ain't the show for a week. I was gonna say like what, but let's do it after the show. Yeah, do it after the show. I'd say like what? Jobs. Look at the jobs.

Look at the job market. I thought we were not gonna talk about it. Sorry. We'll talk about pants or something. Let's talk about dicks. You think the job market gets good for four years? Then they go, okay, reset. And now let's...

Yeah, I know, I know. But I will be in... That's the stupid part about it. All the bullshit that's been happening has been going on for 20 fucking years. Yeah, I know. Through all presidents. I know.

Republican, Democrat, Republican. We'll get off politics after this. No, the reason why he goes, look how many jobs I'm doing. Yeah, you shut the economy down. Yeah, yeah. We'll get off politics after this. No, the reason why he goes, look how many jobs I'm doing. Yeah, you shut the economy down. You shut everything down. People lost their fucking jobs. Look, jobs are up 80%.

Yeah, because we lost our job for two fucking years. I'll be in Colorado. Colorado Springs, Pueblo. Dude, wear a Nuggets jersey. Nashville, June 21st. Wear a Nuggets jersey. That'll be good. Wear Nuggets.

That'll be good. I'll do that. You never wear. Nouggs jersey. Nashville, June 21st. Wear a Nuggs jersey. That'll be good. Wear a Nuggs. That'll be good. I'll do that. You never wear. No, I know. He's talking about the opposing team. No, but if you wore like- I don't see you wearing jerseys and shit. That'd be hilarious.

You'd only wear a jersey if it was made by some like, you know- Gucci? No, some try-hard artist. Oh, true. Then he'll be like, like Yeah this is a shirt from You know Such and such Common worth

Alright dude You know it's like Are we done? Yeah Alright guys love you Yeah look at Jokic there He was like five they said In a Nuggets jersey

I know he played tennis See ya Alright guys love you Thank you.