The Golden Hour - I Want It Now | The Golden Hour PATREON #38 EXCERPT w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: May 29, 2024

The guys discuss strip clubs, look back at when credit cards were first introduced and talk the future of electric/gas cars, bikini coffee shops, Brendan finally watching Breaking Bad, all new live call-ins including a wedding planning question, baseball history, the Mick Jagger and Hells Angels conspiracy, Burger King Whoppers, The Rock's In N' Out controversy and much more! Get the full episode plus two extra episodes every month at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcast

We're friends that laugh, we're friends that shout Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about But that won't stop us Nothing can stop us It's like a show you used to love Just rebranded enough It's stronger, better, bigger power Cause it is the Golden Hour

It's the Golden Hour You'd rather get on TikTok and look at 15-second videos than invest in an hour-long quality product. Once a week. I don't ever watch TikTok. I don't ever watch TikTok. No? No, I don't ever watch it. What was the Instagram don't i don't ever watch what was the instagram he said i this is too addicted i had to block it addicted i didn't say dude fuck the guy uh eric sent the trans female right and she was like how many it looked like a female you know

you have that video and then it said how many drinks would you have to take to drink knowing I had a dick to have sex with me? That's a transgender girl? Right. Well, you can tell there's a filter on it. So she probably, right? But so I was like, what the fuck? I looked at this. And then I looked at her page.

And then I was looking at different videos trying to find out what she actually looked like. And now I'm like, well, I have to block this person because it's always going to come up in my fucking algorithm now. I looked at it for too long. So that's why I blocked it. But look at the go up. Look at the middle one. The butt.

That's crazy. There's no balls. There's no balls. Are we sure? Is this like AI fucking with us? Even if that's true, it's still weird. It's a trans AI woman? I don't know. Does anybody know for a fact?

Let me see what else works. It says it on the thing. It's like your favorite trans. Not that it would, you know, obviously she's not going to do that, but does it show the bulge in the front? Are we sure she has a dick No Or is this just some hot chick

Then be like Suck I'm actually really a girl Thanks for all the followers That would be hilarious Only fans Now I'm on Bud Light Yeah Thanks to Bud Light sponsor

Click out of it And I finished first In the Olympics This says have sex with me Yeah bro you cracked the code You know Oh fuck How'd you do that dude this guy's sherlock smart i start i saw two different color

letters from there what's the one that says have a sword to show the sword hey cousin i want to have a sword fight but your legs are in the way so she has a penis is that i think swords refer to a penis chris no no i know that but like i don't know though that is so crazy if you look at like the i mean i understand there's a filter with the face and all that you keep saying filter i don't think so on every video dude no there is there is that people put filters on every video we could. No, there is. There is. People put filters on every video? We could see it if you want to. What is that?

See what? That's her? I think so. Click it. Same name. Fucking click it. Fucking click it. Spank bang. Casey's like, that's her? She's gonna have a dick. We know. No, she does have a dick.

You can see it right there. That's a different girl. That's a different girl. Hey, that's a different guy. Okay. fuck are you saying well i'm bringing justin should we talk to Justin? Sure.

So we're just going to leave that open-ended? I think we cracked the case. I don't think so. That's a different guy. We didn't crack that case. What's up, bud? I'm confused. Hey, can you hear me?

Yeah, we hear you, Justin. What's up, big dog? What's up, dude? Awesome. How are you guys? Good, man. All right, man. We're trying to figure out this tough problem earlier before you came on.

Yeah, you're coming in on a really weird time because we were just looking at, well. I hate when that happens on the show, so I'm sorry that it has to be me this time. Yeah, someone sent us a video of this transgender girl, and we're trying to figure out if it's real or not. I said, is it just an attractive girl pretending to're trying to figure out if it's real or not i said is it just a an attractive girl pretend to be transgender get likes and views and then like a year from now i'm like psych i'm actually a chick and i said have we actually seen the dick and then nick looked did some research it's way too fast for my liking we did some research

look into it was like here's her actual profile but it turned out to be a different dude yeah so the case is still cold. Well, thanks for filling me in, guys. Yeah, that's basically the show. I texted you some links if you want to investigate after this. Thanks, I appreciate it. So what's up, bro?

Hold on, I'm getting a call. Let me send a voicemail real quick. I don't know if you guys remember, but I called in not too long ago about my French girlfriend. I remember. Whether or not to marry her. Yeah.

Well, we're getting married in July. Damn! She's, yeah, dude. Take my advice. So she's kind of pushing the whole wedding planning thing on me a little bit and wanting me to be involved. And I don't want to be involved and I don't care at all. Yep. Because you're a guy right

because you're a fucking guy yep yep yep yep here's the thing with the wedding like for you here's the thing with my thing with the wedding night it's it now it might not be romantic this is my thing with my girl i said we can do a big wedding and they're you know they're not cheap whatever it is 50 to 200 grand you can do that or you can save that money just have a party with the people you love and actually give a fuck about like who you doing it that or you can save that money just have a party with the people you love and actually give a fuck about like who are you doing it for right and you save that money that's a down payment on the house to start a family like what are we doing this huge party who's it for man yeah yeah i said that to my uh fiancee at the time too and she goes no yeah i know and

also we got a house yeah so chris how involved were you in the wedding planning stuff one percent zero okay you know that's how i want to be yeah but but i think it's different too because little girls that this might be a hot take and the left's gonna come for me little girls grow up dreaming of like weddings and stuff guys don't we're dreaming of dinosaurs and scoring touchdowns yeah where's my dinosaur yeah dude i'm still worried about that Thank you.