The Golden Hour - I Want Side Effects | The Golden Hour #163 w/Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: December 19, 2025

Erik receives a unique gift from a Golden Hour fan and brings it to the studio and the guys talk Brendan's Instagram skits with his wife, Ray J's confession about Diddy and his butt, how long it takes someone to fall in love and want to start a family, age gaps in relationships, what Chris would do if he started going bald and his battle with shingles, the new series Pluribus, Trump's comments on the Rob Reiner tragedy, Tomi Lahren's glow up, Jack Doherty's hateable face and much more! Get this episode AD FREE + 2 PATREON ONLY episodes/month only at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcastDraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app TODAY! New customers, bet just $5, and if your bet wins, you’ll instantly get paid $200 in bonus bets with code GOLDENQuince - Get your wardrobe sorted and your gift list handled with Quince. Don't wait! Go to http://quince.com/golden for free shipping on your order and 365-day returnsDon’t let your money sit around—put it to work with Stash. Go to https://get.stash.com/golden to see how you can receive TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS towards your first stock purchase and to view important disclosures.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We're friends that laugh, we're friends that shout, sometimes we don't know what we're talking about, but that won't stop us. Nothing can stop us, ooh, yeah. It's like a show you used to love, just rebranded enough, it's stronger, better, bigger power, because it is a golden hour,

It's the God Now What up dad at a year? What up, man? Yeah, I love it. Brandon's turning into like, he's turned into that family influencer.

Oh, yeah, I think that's cool. Yeah, yeah. And he's like doing these funny videos with his wife. Those are hilarious. Hey, I can only see Eric. Oh, that's too bad. It's just a one. There we go.

There's the boys. There's the teradactyl in green. Yep. All right, guys. I got something for you. I got when I was in Jamesville, Wisconsin. Let's see it. Oh, big deal, though.

It's offensive. That's the most offensive thing I've ever seen. This guy's a huge fan of Golden Hour. Then why did you do that? His name is Robert Dorr. I want to thank him personally. He's acting like he's an Oscar. Yeah.

There's so many people want to thank. I want to thank Brendan. That thing's cool. It is cool, yeah. I like that. I want to thank Theo for moving. Without Theo moving, this wouldn't be possible. I'd like thank Theo for tricking Chris.

Yeah. Dude, I feel, I feel, so he could leave. Yeah. I feel like that's, don't make one of those for me if you're a big fan of the show. Thank you. Make me. I'll take one. Yeah.

But make sure it's a skinnier. Well, that's what I'm saying. It's a bowling pin. Well, I mean, he wanted it to be accurate. I'm shaped like this, like an ostrich. So this is going to be an official addition to the Holden Hour set. Yeah, it's cool. It's cool in real life, too.

I don't know if you can make it. Oh, yeah. If it makes it. Oh, wow, it fits perfectly right there. So I saw a picture of it and it doesn't do it justice. You got to come see it in person. Yeah, so we want to think. We'll try to get it at the Ronald Reagan Museum.

But so you can go see. Anyway, yeah. Well, that's cool. That's nice of him. And maybe, like, put the guy in the, I don't know, in the com, in the... Yeah, yeah, we get it. We get what you're saying. So that, let me ask you a question about this, though.

Yeah. Is that what he does? Does he paint people on bowling pins? I guess, I don't know. Or is it... I would assume so. Well, I'm... It's probably, no, it's a side hustle.

It's just a side hustle. Yeah, yeah. It's a good one, but it's not full-time bowling pin. I'm not asking if he's full-time or not. I'm just asking if, if like... Well, he's in from Jamesville, Wisconsin. Maybe he paints regular paintings, but he's like, fuck it.

I got a bowling pin. I think that's what he does. He says, I paint bowling pins and he just, you know what I mean? So I was like, cool, man. Did he have an Instagram or something? I like it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Again, you're gonna fucking do this? You just said it. He asked me. I agree. This is a lot. It's called, uh, here. This is a motherfucker. Yeah, well, like, why are we doing it like that?

When they could just, you know, um, yeah. Like behind the scenes looking at, looking up shit. Yeah. What's up, though? You're doing a fucking family Instagram thing or what? what's up man got my girl on there that's pretty cool though i like that i like that idea you guys are like good together and stuff yeah it's funny so what's up bro what's up man it's all her idea i'm a dumb ass it's all her idea right yeah yeah oh i know

it's her idea because one of the videos you could tell yeah one of the oh shit he told you oh yeah that's what he does he did it flatty under is flatty underscore the underscore face. Yeah, man. Oh, cool. Oh, then I do want one. Oh, look at you now. Fuck, man.

Wait, where were you when he made it? Jamesville, Wisconsin. Oh, I'll never be there. Yeah. No, I will be. 100%. It's actually a cool little town. I go everywhere.

Yeah, I love it. I love it. This is cool. Yeah. Oh, this is cool. He doesn't. He was like a big fan. He was just a sweet guy.

He didn't even want a picture or anything. Oh, I was like, you know what? Let me get this guy. Shout out. Damn, that's cool. Which one were you guys saying? No, no. The one where you're on the text,

below Nick, that one. Oh, where she comes out of the hood? Yeah, I know that's her idea. Yeah, but it's cute, though. Yeah, I know. It's adorable. When I see it, I go, I was cool. I was like, what is this?

Yeah, handsome guy. Yeah, this is all her shit. That's a good-looking couple right there. Oh, thanks, fellas. I appreciate the support. And you did this in one take, I can tell. This is a one-take. take um oh everything's one take she knows that she'd be like babe we gotta shoot this i'm like

yeah one take girl yeah i can tell because the zipper thing i'm sure she wanted to do it again yeah but to look good that up close like that it's tough you guys are good looking yeah that good um is there any bickering when you say cut like no no no never no the only one there's a one where uh i give her five seconds then i chase her down i saw that she was like let's shoot this i'm like bitch i need to warm up I actually thought about that I thought about that I was like oh fuck

I hope this is not another Chappelle thing where he busts his fucking hamstring I know I know scroll down Nick it's right there I'm running

far left yeah that one it was great yeah I saw yeah that's cool fucking obliterator nice and I was jogging kids

I was jogging kids I was jogging You just tackled her? Like the next one is X-rated after this? No, the next one she's in the hospital. Bad boys, bad boys. What's funny is Tiger was like, I want to do this with Boston. Bosti's fast as fuck.

And I told T. I'm like, don't give him five seconds, bud. He's like, I'm older. I'm like, I know. Don't give him five seconds. So he gave him three seconds. Bosti smoked him. Smoked him.

That's funny. Yeah, he couldn't catch him. I'm like, all right, this is over. You know, Billy, when my, Calvin and then Billy, Calvin is like, Billy was punching Calvin yesterday and pushing him. And Calvin was like, ah, hey, stop, stop. And I was like, buddy, you just like push him back. You don't get a big brother energy.

No, I know. But I was like, push him back. And then he was like, push him? That's what I'm saying. He's going to be like, yo, yo. I was like, yeah, you just not hurt him. Just like, you know. natural.

He's going to call the authorities. He's this guy. Who's that? The black guy meme? You know what I'm saying? He's got. With the glasses and the polo? Oh my God.

I got the opposite problem over here. I had to get, so I bought the boys boxing gloves. And that's a great video. Show that video. Full blown socking him in the face. I'm like, buddy, fellas. No punching the fucking head. I didn't post that.

guard yourself that one right there where he's on his knees right there i mean look at this this is like yeah yeah yeah that's cool this is what you just like you know people trying to bully you just show this video you know what i mean look at that right hand for six he's fucking like you tell you get your hands up get your hand up you should have popped him in the head that's what the boxing guy did to me that's cool yeah yeah they love it man so tonight and i don't listen i just do it because hopefully it makes them better at the sports are actually going to play. But like I'll hold Mitz for an hour before

and then they go to wrestling and both them be like, yeah, we're going to fight in the UFC. I'm like, no, you're not. Listen. Listen, listen. There's some kid in Afghanistan or some kid in Chechnya right now

who doesn't have a bed. And that's who you can compete against. Kids that grow up on Lake Travis don't fight the U.S. He stands at night. Listen, a thousand percent what he's saying is the reason why boxing's trash right now. You know what I mean? It's like.

You're going to have to fight a. kid that doesn't sleep instead he just stands up yeah yeah this is him oh no to get to get to get to fucking practice harder i show him videos of poor kids in the dominican republic playing baseball i'm like buddy your competition is not larry from next door who's white this is your competition right right right yeah it's wild they're playing baseball with coconuts buddy and they have no gloves yeah they're hitting a coconut 450 meters with a with a with a broomstick you know what me yeah yeah yeah and they got this expensive bat you ain't doing shit this is actually crazy that he's fighting this bear this kid but imagine the dad being like let's get that bear in here no i i i

dude i well they were obviously they obviously like what dad doesn't go man i i don't want that thing to rip my son's fucking that that's that's that is that is nuts bro i think so it's that bear's trying to fuck though that's what you got to understand either way it's bad you don't go oh good thank god it just fucked me you go damn that too sucks he beats the band he's pinning the beer

but if you were in a forest no no I get on top if you were in a forest and you came across a grisly bear branded me on top like that but in the video but in the video he had his shirt on

and in the middle of it he goes yeah yeah yeah yeah No, but if you were in the forest And a grizzly bear came along And the choice was get mauled Or get fucked by the grizzly bear You gotta get fucked by the grizzly bear But whatever, bro

Just act like you Oh yeah, just like Ray J. Did you see Ray J's video talking about P. Diddy? He's like, my asshole got so tore up, man I'm shit in pancakes Ray J said this Ray J said this So Ray J got

Well, I got to see that video I don't believe that. Have you guys seen the whole dock yet? Yes. No. Is it in a dock? That's in the dock? No, Ray J just posted this today.

Oh. Should I say I have to take it here, bro, everybody, you got one? But girls don't do that. My shit, runny. Did he took my ass? You can't hold it anymore. Yeah, this is running ever since. My ass open, open, open and it's been ever in my life.

When I try to fart, my shit come out. Yeah, I feel like he's just joking. we don't this is out of context i feel like he was just like what happened before this they made him say this you know what i mean this is like i don't know but i've never been a situation where i started joking about did he taking my ass i hear what you're saying he's a he's not a comedian if a comedian said it we'd be like oh yeah i i i feel yeah no i understand this energy i would sway towards he's joking yeah yeah i would sway towards his ass got tore up by diddy well you yeah you're one of those guys who does his own research you know so it's like

Well, that, you know what? I believe them. I just said it. Documentaries is crazy. Yeah, I didn't see it. Because, I mean, the first thing you think when you see that is how to get that footage. And then you come to find out that like, um, according to reports, the, the people that were making this documentary before Diddy, they had to get covered for three days.

And the people that covered them doing the filming, they took this footage and sold it. Wow. Well, no. I don't understand. So it's a lot of unethical. Diddy hired a crew when he was going through. before he got that's what I'm talking about I'm talking about that crew before he went to trial

he hired a camera crew he didn't pay that camera crew that's not true 50 cent came along and was like yo that's not true that's not true that's a lie that's the part that's the part that's not true no the people that his camera crew has already come out

they've already given a statement saying that they they took a few days off and they had another crew cover for them and that crew is the one that sold the footage Oh Yeah So what

It's like sold sold the footage to 50 cent Yeah But so what I don't understand It's like stuff Diddy would have not let out Or only used it himself look good But he's like talking to his lawyers

Being like figure this shit out Like he's very stressed And he's like And it's in his hotel room So like He looks like shit But wait wait You can just look at him

When he's sitting there on the couch Of his hotel room And he gets hit with You just see like You can just feel feel the stress. They have footage of that? This would be like Nick and Casey

have to do something and the other crew came in. Right. And in between we say things. Okay. And then that they take that and take it. Think about it like that. Yeah, that's wow. Okay.

Think about it like that. And that's what happened. And thank God they did. It's so entertaining. But why was he even filming that? He was making, because he was making his own documentary. but wouldn't you be like turn the cameras off i got to talk to no you wouldn't he he says that a few times he does say that a few times but i think too did he his whole thing he's smart you know he's a

smart fucking dude when it comes in media he goes the issue is is there's one narrative about me we got to flip that oh so he got to we got to change oh so he was trying to make a video against this yes yes got it got it he's making his own document so there's that actually they take it and edit so it fits the narrative yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and then the And then the second thing is, the second thing is, the biggie small's estate, the lawyer, has already come out and said, no, he did not make us pay for the funeral. And that guy is very adamant about how the mom was very much into before she died, making sure the finances were right.

So again, listen, it doesn't matter. It's all petty. Well, it's just if someone's making a, if someone hates you and is making a documentary about you, you know it's gonna be biased yeah yeah but i'm not you know not not gonna i mean but also when you watch it take take out the cassidy thing right take out the him beating the shit i cassie what you saw you take that out of it you're watching i'm like okay oh i yeah i don't know by the way let me say this and i had to say this on i said this on my podcast that nobody watches um just because you don't like this documentary does not mean you support ditty oh yeah yeah yeah let me say it again

just because you don't like this documentary does not mean you support ditty yeah okay it's not to, he, he, he went to jail for beating her ass and he, and they got, and they got him for that. Yeah, he's, he's garbage. Yeah, all the stuff that happened, well, everything he did, and they found a way to get him. It was a stroke of genius, released his tape. It was like getting Al Capone for tax evasion. Right, right, right, right. That's how they did it.

Fuck, man. I'm so glad I knew that fact. I'm smart. Well, it's just like the firm. But they didn't even get Diddy, you know, they didn't even get Diddy for the beating of Cassie. They got him on. prostitution. No, no, no, I understand, but what I'm telling you is, without that tape, he would not be in jail. You got it. You got it. You got it. He would not be in jail. Let's take

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audio. Limited time offer. Let me ask you guys about this. This is something I was thinking about. You know, we throw this out

because I want to hear your guys' thoughts. Please do. I think the James Bond movie series is in serious they're in like in flux right now and I'll tell you why.

Let me point this out to you. James Bond. Normally James Bond is played by a character who is like an actor who's going to be like late 30s, 40s. Yeah.

Have to because he's a licensed killer and he's trained and this is who he is now. Sure. Right? But what's the second most important thing in the James Bond series? His car. Well, there's a few things I think of. What's the first one? He fucks a lot of chicks in his car.

The Bond girl. The Bond girl. The Bond girl. She's the second most important. Sure. We live in an age right now where the Bond girl, how are you going to make the bond girl hot? I mean, if it was, yeah. Because he can't be 45 now.

you know i'll solve this you know what i'll just make me sweeney sydney and that's what they're doing yeah that's why they're going let's do james bonn year two so then we can still have a hot young bond girl well the reason also another reason why they do that is so they can make fucking 900 of them but you know yeah i i i uh but you can put you what the fuck dude sometimes they're like you can get james bond that was 40 and a hot bond girl that's 30 not not in this day and age that 10 years would be still too much for Gen Z right now, man. They arm one right now.

So I'm telling you, that's why they're looking at like the Spider-Man guy and Timothy Shalham, those type of guys to be James Bond. So they can be like- Those kids aren't watching. That's not the James Bond audience. That's the point I'm bringing up to you guys is why I feel like the James Bond series is in trouble. Oh, this is easy. It's in trouble.

No, you're not going to do that because this is a British thing. Do you think they don't care about that shit? They kind of do a British. They tried. In the last movie, they had a black woman who was supposed to be the new James Bond. I heard about this. It was in the movie. They were going to be the new 007.

Yeah, the new 007. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She was going to be the new 007. And then they, but they, they scrapped it. Yeah. It's fine if you want to make that movie. I just don't think it'll do that well. Or you get Helen Mirren.

She's got to be the Bond girl. I don't talk about old. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I think that's, so if you were single. Mm-hmm. what woman would you say you could you would think of you're with right now but here's this is exactly my point where I'm bringing this up if you're 45 and up right and you haven't had a

family and you want to start a family gen z would rather you kill yourself yeah than being an age gap relationship that's hilarious you know what I'm saying they would they so because it's like I talk about this on stage I just go like look I got an age gap with my wife but if I wanted to have a family I can't start with a bitch that's 50 yeah you know what I mean it doesn't just biology but that's what they did the they don't think past they don't think past the like their own experience so it's like if like let's just go how long does it take to meet someone fall in love get married and have a baby what is the shortest amount of time you think that would be weeks i could do it 100% with my addiction two weeks you get what i'm saying no right it's like three to five

years. So like if you're 45, so you're saying, well, what's the proper age for a 45 year old for Gen Z? It's got to be what? She got to be 41. I don't know. Eric, how much younger is your wife? She's younger than me. How much? Okay. Um, Rachel's like 37. Mine's 11 years younger than me. I think. What about you? Uh, I think I get like six years on Joe. I think she's, but she's 30 because how old are you? 36. But when did you meet her though? You met her when you were. Wait. A young athlete. Yeah, a long time ago. I met her when I was 28.

Right, exactly. That's what I'm saying. I didn't, I wasn't even thinking about marriage or anything. I was in my 40s when I met Rachel. You know what I mean? So it's like, what I'm saying, though, is like, that's what I don't know what, I don't know what the, this generation that is so like, that age gap is so terrible. I don't know what they want you to, because here's a thing too, a young woman now would

be like, they go, well, would you want to have a baby? She'd say 24, 25. You want to have a baby? They go, I got stuff I need to do first. So they're like, I'm going to wait. So they're going to wait until when? 31, 32, 33. Okay, you want to wait.

Well, what about the guys that want to do that too? Well, I got stuff I need to do. But when a guy's doing stuff he needs to do, it's going to be, you know, it don't stop. Well, that's what you're getting your 40s is when you really start making money. Yeah, but that's what women do. They fucking complain and they want what they want, and then they change what they want, and then you're fucked. just just to a chin does name a woman that doesn't do that

just do what chin does get his legs tattooed what does he do nothing cook sausage he does he does nothing he doesn't have a stinky fridge no no nothing no dates nothing

but my point though is that like my question I guess would be out there to young people watching if there are young people watching who are like disgusted by age gap relationships if you're 45-year-old man and you want to have a family and you're single now and what what what is that person do tell me oh you can't listen to those idiots here's the other thing though

eric is the other problem is let's say you want to start a family get a house and you're 25 and you're serious even if you're 30 try try buying a fucking house right now try buying a house with a minimum house is a million bucks you got put 20% down you have no credit what you're going to do well that's my my whole point man What I'm saying, though, is like, I think that when young people think of age gap relationships, they're thinking exclusively of the 71-year-old billionaire with the 24-year-old. I think that that, and that's not always what the case is. No, yeah, well, they just want to complain. They just want to, look, life isn't fair.

Life is not fair. And people get upset and they feel like they're fucking, you know, disenfranchised or whatever the fuck. They don't get what they deserve. and then they start saying shit like what the fuck dude that guy is 40 and he's dating a 28 year old because that person who's saying that is upset because their life sucks because they're fat or they want to fucking date somebody that's successful and they can't or they're too busy with their career and now they're 36 and they can't fucking you know what I mean they're competing with that's the big one right they're competing with fucking miss big titties over here

oh you got a business though so you got a business so so congratulations Take your money. I love Ms. Big Titties. Take your money and fucking go, you know, be happy, right? Go buy all the shit that the man would fucking buy you anyway because you compete with Miss Big Titties. But I love watching these videos. I saw this one video, this feminist girl.

She's like, now she's like, I'm tired of being strong independent. Yeah. She's like, I'm in my car. And when the, when the check engine light comes on, I want to call a man. Well, I would call a man. I would call a man, too, for that. But I don't, I'd bring it somewhere. Yeah, but anyway, isn't it a weird?

Like, I just, it's just a weird, I think we're going to, we're going to look back at this time and I just, I just wonder. It's just one of those things that's not, what are they things going to happen? It's one of those things that's not actually a thing. That just, it's just outrage. And that's, it's, you just date who you want, you know, and it's, that's it's so many people that I see so many of these, like, it's, like, what's her name of, uh, Hugh, Black Widow Girl. Florence. Florence,

Pugh was in a relationship with the dude from, um, um, uh, uh, what's the hospital show? The comic guy. He's a comic? No, no, no.

Anyway, she was in her long term. Zach Brath. Oh, right. So she talks about how she was getting so much pushback on the internet that they had to Bray eventually broke up. How old is she? Oh, yeah, he's older than me.

Yeah, he was older. He was like, in his 40s and she was in his 40s, and she was, like 21 or something like that at the time you know but it's like she couldn't even you know it's like damn she can't even be happy fuck everyone do you know and everybody but if you really like someone they conveniently forget it like uh taylor swift when she was with jake jillenhall she was 21 and he was way older really you know is that right i don't know yeah yeah i i i don't know so i it's just i just i don't care my thing is just like i want you people to

tell me what should the 45 year old man do that is single that wants a family kill themselves yourself yeah he he either he has to kill himself or just what you know adopt an african kid you know like what do you what do you do i just want to know there's a sitcom yeah it's called no gap yeah coming to fox listen it's getting chilly out here man it's getting chilly out here in austin i don't like it but too i do like i look sharp I look sharp, man. Thanks to Quince, cold mornings. There's holiday plans.

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Brent said he was in Chris's bathroom. He said he can expose me. Yeah. And he found some, make sure your hair doesn't go away medicine. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I take the finesse ride, right? Yeah. But you were Mr.

I don't care if my hair goes away. No, no, no, no. I yet, no. I'm mister. You were Mr. I don't care. I'll go bald.

No, no. And then Kuntoo, you're in the bathroom. Oh, oh, I don't have that stuff. Oh,

he made it seem like you had like the pro pisha or something. If I have it, somebody gave it to me and it's in like the back of the thing. I don't use it. Get him, Brenton.

I don't do you. He hits you with a good black woman. I take, I take pills. I take the pills, the preventative pills. Because I don't know, Theo took it. You worried? It's like, hey, it's all good, baby.

You worried. You know you look atrocious bald. But what I'm saying is if my hair went, it would just go. It's going. I don't think I would get the surgery. Yeah, but you came across like, I don't care. I'll pull my hair out. No, come on.

I never said that shit. But what I will say is I shingles. Now you're in the bathroom like fucking serious Snape and you're fucking making your cauldron full of life. Chris, do you see any side effects using that shit? Usually you can mess with your wiener or other stuff. Nah, I want side effects. Give me.

What's up? Give me them side effects. Farting, no boners, let's go. But at least my hair is going to look. No, I take pills just for the side effects. Fuck it. Cancer? Let's go.

Suicidal thoughts? Ideation, let's go. Can't say I'm thinking I'm about kill myself. Why? I'm taking this. new pill what's it for you know what i have fucking no idea i only know the side effects god damn it let's go on top of a building that's that's the only thing you remember from a commercial farting all the way up there yeah is farting all the way up there gas too is a side effect

but hey see later farting but what do you think of this hair though yeah uh i thought one time i was losing my hair but i had some kind of virus now bro when i was 30 When I was 30, I remember I was in D.C., but I was 30-something, and it was, you know, 35, 36. And I was like, dude, well, my fucking hair's coming out. I was like, oh, I guess I'm going to go bald. I go, well, that sucks. And then it just stopped. Yeah.

I think that maybe you go through a phase sometimes as a 30-something or, you know, whatever, but where you're like, where the hair's like, all right, we're going to see, we're going to decide. if you're going to be a bald guy or not, but we're going to get rid of a little bit of falling. You know what I mean? And like, then you look in the mirror and your whole body goes, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You just go, come on, man.

Come on, you sit through it. You just fuck a bunch of chicks to make yourself feel better. You know how it goes. Chris, doesn't your dad have a full set of hair? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So you should be good. Yeah, I think I'll be all right.

I think I'll be all right. My brother's crazy, though. His shit is like, he's got hair. Yeah, that's, that's me. My shit, I got to worry about running my eyebrows. But I'm, but I'm cool because, like, I got to, I got to be like, my shit is like, if I had a fucking, if I had a crazy hair line, it'd be over. It'd be over for everyone. I don't understand this.

Why the hair loss is just always your head. Like, would, why can't it be like your back hair goes away? Nah, that comes. Or even like one of your, like, he's your eyebrows or like, why is it specifically just your hair? Why can't, oh, your beard stopped growing? Why is it your hair? You get more hairy other places. Yeah.

Yeah. My buddy was taking those pills because he was losing his hair bad, right? Fucking gorilla on his arm. I was like, well, that doesn't work. Yeah. Yeah. Wouldn't it be nice if you, if your bush stop coming in? Sometimes I'm like, man, I need to shave this.

Bro, why can you? Yeah, let's lose some of that. Why does it have to be this? That thing is. My dad, my dick looks like he's fucking on an expedition, dude. Just trying to fucking get back to the bus. It's crazy. Yeah, dude.

Yeah. You need a machete to get my balls. Man, oh, man, I leave the balls. You got to be Indiana Jones to find these balls. Don't even start with my, on my asshole. Oh, God. Don't even start about my butt. Are you kidding me?

We're not starting. No. I could use a good wax. I'm just saying, dude, if you want to talk about my butt hair, don't. We won't. All right, because it's crazy. Nobody's going to do it. All right, I'm just saying.

All right, we heard you. Dingleberry Central. No, I'm kidding. I make sure it's not Dingleberry Central, bro. I just use a comb. That's just, hell yeah, dude. A fucking trunk, like a greaser. Yeah, you guys don't have a shit comb?

I found out that. So you get like, it's like a lice cone. Ew, a shit comb. Sweetie, we don't have toilet paper. And can you grab the shit comb? Can you even imagine? Fuck, yeah, I can. Dude, I have shingles.

Prove it. I have shingles, and it's on my back, and it made its way around the right side of my armpit, and got to my chest. Hey! What the heck? And tell us one of the reasons why that happens? Chaloric deficit and overtraining. It's the number two.

the number one is stress what the fuck a check check what's number three who knows probably just having a big nose or something doing a podcast being hilarious

is it is it just spots is that the only side I have a mild case it's on my back it's it looks like you know just like the map of America or the map of the world it's like it's not so

but let me tell you something bro it the first three days you don't have the rash and you go what the fuck is going on you just feel like you want to you know itchy no no you it's i try to figure out how to explain it's very hard it's like it's painful uh-huh but it's the most annoying pain you could possibly have right it's not the most painful thing you've ever felt but it's like Your skin is aching. It's really awful. And I'm like, dude, what's going on for three days? Wearing a shirt sucks.

Wearing a shirt sucks. It hurts. A breeze. You're like, oh. Oh, like that. Yeah. So, and then you, and then I got the rash. And I texted my doctor.

And he was like, he called me. He's like, so what do you think it is? And I was like, what? What? That's what my doctor said. And he said, I always like to ask my patients what they think it is first. And I said shingles? And he said, yeah.

And I go, I'm a doctor. Well, you've been, because you were Googling and shit. I know your ass was Googling. So he sent me the medication, you know, I got the medication. I started taking it. He's like, with the medication, you got to take the medication early. It severely helps the outbreak. So I'm like, all right, great.

So I started taking it. The next day it was worse, but we were playing catch up. That's what the doctor said. So then the next day was just as bad. and then today it's feeling a little bit better you know is it contagious no if it was i'd does your doctor have a lunch truck as well like how to see see your doctor sounds terrible you know his doctor sounds like bullshit what do you think it is shingles i just feel like his doctor was texting like this what do you what do you think of it yeah you know he's watching the ditty

documentary yeah my doctor's this shit i love my doctor but um anyway you know he got the I got gabapentin. I got some shit. But it's painful, bro. What if you had said AIDS? Yes. Yeah. Full blown.

Let's treat you. Full blown. Full blown. Hey. Tell your, tell you got to tell everyone you love. Sure. If you have any sexual partners alert, I'm sure. Sure.

Just fucking feel it. Episode three. Just chilling watching Netflix. Watch that fucking Clarendane shit. The Beast in Me. Did you like it? I saw half of it and I stopped watching. But the first half is great.

Yeah, no, it's not. Yeah, it's good. It's definitely good. Yeah, the first episode is fantastic. She's a great actress, you know? Just, that's why I loved it because of that. Phenomenal act. She is phenomenal in this.

And that guy's great too. My one thing about this poster that they use is they look like literally the same person. Well, that's the whole point. D-D-D-D-D-D-D-H. Hey, yeah, yeah. No, that's the whole point. Doctor, later on after the episode, how's your AIDS? Sure.

That they, they, uh, yeah. Are you coughing yet? You got lesions? Sure. Take this fine. Are you hanging in there yet? Watch Philadelphia. What should I do?

He's like, what do you think you should do? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Rest? Yes. Drink gatorade, too. Yeah, but that's a good one. Um, no, but so. Did you get caught up on pluribus?

No, I have two left. I love that show, bro. It's weird. Is it good? Chin keeps ranting and raving about it. Who? Chin. No, dude, I...

It's about a virus, right? Not kind of... I'm out. I'm out. Maybe. I love the show. It is... That means I'm going to hate it.

No, it is so perfect. You know why you love the show? I do. Yeah, why. I'm going to tell you. I know why. I know why. I know why.

I know why. Because when you see that, you, because you put yourself in that. And you'd be like, oh, this is, oh, I would love this. Oh, I would love that. I would love that. I know. I'd see you, you'd be like, oh, this is great. The whole city leaves.

The whole city leaves. This would be my thing. This would be my thing. Any objections? No? Oh, man. Let's get it started. They really should have just.

Dude. It should have just been you. Well, he did that. He's the French guy. I'd be the French guy. Yeah. Oh. You know what I mean?

Oh, yeah, yeah. but um yeah yeah that was that oh you haven't seen no i got to the sixth part where he's where he's this doesn't ruin anything but where he's playing poker yeah that's great and he's setting it up yeah yeah i love you know i was watching i was like what's happening and then when he said that i was like of course you would do that i thought that that's what was happening but yeah i mean i mean just think of the things that you would do you'd be like okay i'm a secret agent and everybody you know what i yeah so brend everyone is one everyone becomes one and it's this alien hive mind and except for it doesn't

it's such a funny idea except for it doesn't work on 12 people in the world yeah it and so 12 people in the world are like what the fuck is going on it's such a good idea and the reason why I like it love it so much is because you it is very like fucking like fuck this would be crazy but it's also so funny like it dude that trash when they take the fucking when the drone takes the bro I go this is it is my favorite show

yeah it's crazy just like what you find out though you know it's like you know you found out in that episode you know if they come you come to find out you know they can't they can't lie they can't calm you

it's just too funny it's just but how but what they're showing is how that actually affects the the hive mind it's great it's actually good yeah anyway it's confusing Brendan hasn't seen them sometimes but I don't know if you'll like it

I think he'll like it yeah I don't think you'll like it no People are ranting and raving. I think he'll like it. He may. All right, let's take a little break here. You don't need to overhaul your life to start investing. Just automate it with Stash.

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on Pluto TV. Stream now pay never Well, I'm just waiting for Stranger's Things When is the next When does the next four come out? Christmas It's coming out in theaters too You know what's really

It frustrates me It's like they keep acting like Well this is our Our model We do we do binge watching But they know that shit sucks So they've done it where they go All right well here's four

And then we're gonna wait The equivalent amount of time That one episode a week Would come out And then we'll put it out there No, just do that Just do one a week Oh Eric

You mentioned this stuck with me because I love vampire shit. Mm-hmm. You said the new interview with the vampire that was on like Amazon or Hulu's good. Yeah. Buddy, it's so gay. It's good.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Brendan, Brennan. And Rice. And, and Rice. And, and rice. The whole, the whole series is, I've been to butt fuck. No, but the whole series, it was always like that. No, it would be I, I want to fuck your boy. It was always like that.

Interview to Vampire is super gay. Very true. The whole series is super gay. It's all about. made me, no one made me aware of that. I didn't know how I was, they, but you know what?

I'll say this though. I just think it was good. I liked it. But like, yeah, I agree with you though. It was too gay. I agree with it.

You know, what's weird is we were watching the, the white vampire is fucking the black vampire in the butt. And I was, my wife's like, you're going to shut it off and went, because usually I don't get down with that. You know,

I switch shit. And she goes, you know, you're not you're trying to go. It's well done. I don't mind it. If it's well done, I'll watch butt fucking.

If it's well done, I'll watch butt fucking But that was always the thing about Tasteful butt fucking honestly is the thing And Rice's books You go like this, go like this Go like this Go like this Go like this

Never mind That's exactly what I did This is tasteful Yeah I I Yeah You know what's crazy Eric

Is most of the filming It's done New Orleans The hotel Where he creates that club Or whatever That's a hotel Me my wife's haunted Super haunted

First time you guys butt fuck you're remembering yeah we're trying to recreate it but it hurts but I said I know you say no I know you say no back door we're at the place

this is where the vampire fuck the other vampire in the butt so yeah but the thing about this too is like this actually so it's based off the books but it's almost like it's like the books happened

like the interview with a vampire happened like 40 years ago and they're doing it Again, that's what this series is. This looks bad. No, it's good. If you're into vampire shit, it's good. I mean, you're going to have to deal with some butts.

But I'm fine with that. I'm fine with that. It was like, even, I remember reading all those books. And in the books I thought, I was like, oh, this is, this is about being gay.

Yeah, well, that's fine. They just use vampire. That's even fine. Just replace gay with vampire and that's what the books would be about. But I was trying, I said my wife,

I kind of makes sense because vampire's been around for whatever a thousand years in Well, they're never around. They've probably fucked so many. Don't, well, don't get me started. They've probably fucked so many women. They've probably fucked so many women that eventually they're like, you know what? Right, right, right. Let's turn the page.

Yes, like bodybuilders, yeah. Yeah. But you wouldn't. Like Charlie Sheen. You wouldn't run out. No, no, no. But you would, you would, you would first start fucking guys. Dude, I'll tell you what.

If I was fucking for a thousand years, I hit some dudes. We also sheep or whatever else. I mean, well, that's kind of weird. So you're saying you're bored And you go from There's only two choices Yeah And in a thousand years

So at what point in the thousand years You go All right guys now Yeah, year six Yeah You're six Are you gay It's like when do you get to hippos

You know what I don't know No And Nick click on filming locations Yeah It was good This fucking guy's just curious Yeah Brennan's just fucking curious

And using Nick as a mouth Oh, Nick, click the filming locations. This doesn't really help anything, does it? Well, you know how Nick does when he looks around. No, Nick's actually pretty good at it. The first four clicks are going to be like, I like to make fun, but, no, he's pretty good.

We got a guy on Lifeline, this motherfucker, dude. He can't be any worse than Chin. I'm like, not that one. Why the fuck would you do that one? That's me on Lifeline. chin's problem is he doesn't have a screen that only he sees he sees thank you nick he sees you could change it the return i love it fired the kid or golden hour i love that that's the return of chin thank you nick but they see when he's doing all the searching i just bring up when

i'm ready yeah that's that's obviously the way to go yeah yeah um but anyway I will be in a bunch of differences. Oh, I have a new tour. So go check that out, chrysleya.com. What's it called? I know we're not done. It's called Go for it. And I will be in San Antonio on New Year's Eve.

But this new year starts off Chattanooga, Charlotte, North Carolina. Then I'm filling it up. Montreal, Redding, California. Oh, for the early show. St. Louis, I'll be in. Little Rock I'll be in. Win River Casino. Get your ticket.

kids and you know what I also want to think I've been uh clubs too you know what I've been streaming on tic toxic uh my game streams and uh on ticot yeah you can yeah you can do it on tick that with a app called ticot live and I just want to say there are a lot of golden hour fans out there and I appreciate you guys because they come in and like I love the golden hour you know but I do call it tick toxic because it is TikTok is like it's the most toxic place you think it is it's toxic or is more toxic than uh... Twitter? Yes. There's Twitter. There's, there's, because there's younger people, the younger people are on TikTok and they're, they're nasty. They're the stupider people. You know what I mean? Yeah, I mean, more haters. They're more hate. They're just like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, it's just a culture. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They think it's normal and they don't take offense to it. Yeah. Dude, I'm 40. Jesus Christ. It's like, but it's cool. It's like, it's easy to do to, you know, it gets, well, it gets clicks and all this shit. Like you're talking about that fucking Akash thing, but like.

Like, they just, like, are just in that living it up, talking about all of it, and it's embarrassing, and they're like, fuck, yeah. Mm-hmm. You know what I mean? Yeah, whatever it is. You know, and it's just so weird. But the thing about it is, is like, there's so much, like, you might be like, man, how do you make chicken fried steak?

And then there'll be like a TikTok video guy who's like, I'm the chicken fried steak guy. How you doing? Fresh, you slap from chicken on a, you know, and you're like, oh, wow, this is pretty informative, you know, or. Yeah. I love all the kids stuff. Like, you know, like, just baby tips. Oh, right, right, right.

So there's a lot of great stuff on there. It's just, you know, you bad comes with the good and good comes with the bad. And bad is the thing that gets the clicks too, which is crazy. And it's the ones that stick out the most. It's so toxic. I'm just saying it's just so toxic. Well, look at Trump from the Rob Reiner thing. Oh, my God, dude.

Why? Why? Why? Did he fuck up? Why? So. I just don't get why you would do that. It is so fucked up.

Here's the thing, too, the guy said before, I could, you know, he said, I could say what I could shoot somebody in Central Park, whatever he said, I could, yeah, it's like, if you believe that, if Trump believes he can say whatever he wants, then say the right thing. Hmm. Yeah. You can't, so you can't say whatever you want because you have to pander to a certain demographic or something. I just thought that was so tasteless, man.

But I don't, but what? And right away, like day of? But to me it's like, it's like, dude, to me it's like, uh, it's like, uh, it's so sad. It's so like something is wrong with him to do that. Yeah, man. That's just, to not think, I mean, think about like, dude, Well, if I, if one of my, I mean, Rob Reiner's not, I would, I would, what, what number is he on Trump's enemy list? Right, right.

70,000. You know what I mean? It's not like it's like, so it's like, where do you, and, and, and then for someone to get, first of all, die is bad, get killed as bad by his son. And then you just go, well, well, you know, he wasn't such an asshole. You know what I mean? This is, it's so, it's just so weird. And imagine being in Rob Reuter's family And then the president is just like

Oh yeah I don't know I mean it's just like how even when we were talking about that A frickin Akash thing It's so easy for you to just be like attacking this guy Because of how he was running his fucking mouth And did we do that no We have some sympathy for the guy

Because it's like damn that sucks That's his wife So imagine even on a even a greater level The guy's murdered by his son And the thing you want to put out is Well it's because of his opinions Man dude But what's the move?

Like, what was his move? Like, what was he? Like, Brian, he only, he views the world through political agenda only. But all these dictators, that's what they do. But how does that help him? Yeah. Because you can make some crazy fucking decisions where a lot of people die and you sleep at night.

Yeah, but who's at home? Because who's at home, even if you're a staunch, I guess. Well, that's what I'm saying. I guess those people are at home just like, yeah, that guy got what he deserved. Maybe. but like Brandon is Republican like I mean and he says that but he's not going to look at that tweet and be like fuck yeah fuck Rob oh man as soon as I saw I'm like God you fucked up yeah but that's why his approval rating is so low right amongst even his supporters

for this kind of stuff so you want to give somebody to benefit of the doubt you go like I don't think yeah no I know I do too yeah my thing is always like I don't think this dude is as bad you think or or as good as the other people think right but then he does this kind of thing you got to go like this. Okay. I agree. I agree. You just got to sit back and go, damn.

That's, ugh. But also he shouldn't he, I mean, listen. He's the president of the United States. I need handlers, but shouldn't someone like, yo, yo, no, no, no, don't tweet that. No, no. Even if you feel that way, you're the president. Do not tweet that. Dude, who's going to tell him that?

Well, that's the thing. Who's going to tell him that? He fires everybody. Imagine the one, imagine you're the aide in there because you think he's actually typing on his phone. He's probably got a guy. going like, you know, he's a guy, all right, I'll say this. Boom, boom, boom.

And then the guy's typing like this, at one point, you might go, are you sure you want to? They're fired. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know what it's like for him? For Trump, it's pluribus. They're just like, any objections?

They're like, no, this is a great idea. We love it. This is a great idea, Mr. Trump. Who's going to say anything? There's got me one person in there that was like, well, there is. There's two guys. So two people got fired. Wait, two people got fired.

And then the last guy was like this. Oh, yeah. maybe this too sure you know it's like a bunch of yes man around this dude letting him like what's his name paul rand or whatever and then uh it sucks the one guy had the balls though he was like the i can't remember who he was but he was like i guess no republicans are going to say anything about it because why they're scared but this is awful you know it's basically what he was saying oh well this you know what he's doing but what i'm saying is doing something like this opens up to those people

who are kind of fearful or on the fence with him make them go oh yeah this is it now we can say shit now we can say something bad about them yeah

now we could come out if this is the thing that did that and it was for nothing it was for nothing it can only hurt you like you're not gonna win more of your fans over

all you can do is hurt you say you're politically aligned with Trump you don't want him doing that that's my thing he can't run again so right right right right Right, right, right. Well, no, well, I, I don't know.

Right, right. They're working on overturning that. Yeah. But check it out. But the thing is, but here's the thing. They overturned that cut to Obama Clinton ticket. Yeah. You know what I mean?

That's how that's how they'll handle that. But again, and you know what I hated about this too? When I saw this, I was like, oh, no. Now the crazy left is going to be like emboldened. I know. I know, that's the thing too. I'm like, fucking, I know, I know. Don't do that.

And you know what? My thing is like, just get inflation down. Yeah. Who gives a flying fuck? Just get inflation. I'm trying to refinance. Yeah. You think I wanted to move to Texas?

Fuck, dude. Yeah, man. I'm with you a thousand percent. That's hilarious. And that's just, you know what? And that just, and I think reasonable people, reasonable people who like they, they said to themselves, look, I'm going to vote for this guy because I'm tired of all this stuff.

I don't want Camilla. I didn't like. I get that. You know what I mean? And they were like, you know, I'm going to vote for this guy. Like they're such narcissists. They don't realize how they look. Like even Newsom, it's like, buddy, you're trying to fucking run for president.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's like, you know, we got to take care of these trans kids. It's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. No one tells you to shut the fuck up. Even if you believe that, you're not winning anybody over. They're just going to run with it. But then he went the other way. Who?

Newsom. What? Yeah, man. was on that podcast talking about like you know uh that that trans women in sports that that's not a good thing you know that we should you know so he's trying to backtrack all they want to do is win all they need is that sound bite and then the right runs with yeah well well that's the thing they take the fucking sound bite it's like just casey get me a water but don't give them the sound bite thank don't tell them that this crazy shit that's going to hurt your yeah i i i know

man I don't know I I but that was one of those ones where like when if you are somebody thanks bro you know if you're more in the middle I mean I just think you are when you start making money you're in the middle you still you look at that and you just go oh no

I know I know you're going to fuck I was like oh no because now I got to hear you know it's going to emboldened the crazies who are like they don't come out until something happens let's let's get one thing said uh Trump

derangement syndrome people talk about it like it's in in the blue book of fucking well your doctor does you're definitely you're not you got that rash it's trump gerranges he would have went yep i don't even think about trump but like no but they talk about it like it's a real syndrome yeah i guess it's a red book i thought it was blue but dsm four or whatever Dude, yeah, it's not a syndrome. People are definitely obsessed with it. Of course, yeah, of course.

Say what you want about it. I mean, he makes a lot of fucking mistakes. He does some good things, but they can't even acknowledge the good. No, of course. Of course. But you know what it is? It's just, I think that's, that's every president. There's no one batting 100.

What's this? I think Gray's Anatomy is the book you're talking about. Blue, blue cover. Oh, look at Nick. Nick is smart, dude. Nick you hit you with one of these. Yeah. Yeah.

And also, I was going to say something I forget, so who cares? But this podcast is political. Why don't we not? We're like the view. We have opinions. We're like the view in the sense that Who's Joy?

Well, we know who Whoop is, yeah? Yeah, yeah, Eric is Whoopi. How am I whoopee? You're Whoopi. In this situation. Super opinionated. Oh, wow. Brandon's one of the hot conservative women.

Yeah, fuck yeah. that means your joy whatever whatever bro who cares i just i i live it up bro i live it up dude i live it up did you know that don't worry i can see nick's brain working

he's already working on the picture right now no i was actually gonna bring up you said hot conservative women how different tomy laren looks yeah she remember her yeah she is hello she got a glow up bro yeah dude wow She got eight. It's so crazy you bring this up. I was watching this yesterday.

Jerking off. Wait, hold on a second. That's Erica Kirk? No, stupid ass. Oh. Oh, I thought that's what I'm about saying. Tommy Lauren.

Oh, okay. She got a glow up, though. Yeah, good for her. And she actually says stuff. I feel like she, ah, fucking who cares. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's talk about her looks, right?

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Take it easy. Take it down, Nodge, Chris. She's just very I feel like she doesn't lean either way to make people happy I think she talks about what she believes

I love her You know what But you know what though I like when that is the sentiment You can feel from yeah absolutely I like that Absolutely same But the problem

Yeah the issue though is like if you That's more centrist You know Yeah But the problem is when you you're in the center, you're, you're, you're too far left of the right people. You're too far right of the left people. So then they, they don't, you know, they don't respect it, you know. Yeah. I saw a tweet under one of these. They were like, she walks so other racist bitches

could run. Oh, that's funny. She was like a pioneer of like the hot, blonde conservatives. That is funny. Yeah, but just some of them. The term racist is changing too. Racist and Nazi, they've, it's lost all power. Oh, man. I saw, they just use it for everything. You know that one racist guy, I saw he got slapped. Oh, yeah, you saw that? Yeah. I saw that, so I, so, okay, so that guy, I followed him when he had, like, no followers. Yeah.

Because I thought it was a bit. Me too. I sent you guys this. Oh, you did? There was a couple of when I sent you guys this, because I was like, this guy's hilarious. Well, he's funny. Yeah, he's funny. But then I started to watch more videos, and I was like, oh, he's really racist.

So I go, so I go, one video I came across and I'm like, ha, ha. huh yeah and i'm like oh fuck is this real and then i look and i go oh fuck it's not a bit i guess i guess i'm gonna unfollow him but why is this guy slap him so i oh oh oh oh before we get into it so i unfollowed him and uh then i started getting tagged like months later and i was like when i get tagged on his videos and he was like because he's like christ leon followed me he was like He's like, I was excited when he, he's like, I was so excited. Really?

Yeah, yeah. Oh my God. He was like, I was so excited when he followed me and then he fucking unfollowed me. I guess he said, I guess he realized it wasn't a bit. So it was funny.

But, but, uh, I don't know if it's a bit or not still. You know, I want it so badly to not be a bit. But anyway, either way. Well, I'll tell you when it's a bit. Ryan, you know, Ryan, you know, our buddy Ryan Long, you know, yeah.

Oh, that's hilarious. He's great. He's, his other friend on his podcast. Yeah, he's hilarious. That guy, I saw a video of that guy and he was talking about, he was talking about Jews, you know, and it was, it was so hilarious. Yeah, he's funny. And I was like, is this guy? Is this?

And I realized when I saw that he was, I didn't realize he was on the podcast. Then when I saw that, I was like, I laughed so hard. Danny Polishuk, right? Yeah, this guy is. He's funny, bro. He was like, they're both funny. He has a character where he says he counts Jews. He's counting the Jews and things.

You know what I mean? And it's just the way he does it. So what ends up happening, though, is you have people that really hate you. Right, right, right, right, right. Like, good job, bro. Right, right, right. You know, like, you don't understand comedy.

Yeah. But so this guy... And I thought that guy was like that. Same. Same. So, so this guy, though, he got slapped in real life, Brennan, to get you back interested. The guy was just out and about.

And... Brendan's looking at it. He's on Hotels.com looking for Louisiana butt fuck places. look but he got look Brendan watch watch boom you see that he got slapped hard hard yeah by the penguin

and so by the penguin no I didn't I read that somewhere I didn't make up that joke so um so he's walking after him whack mack mack mack mack

and then but he didn't fight back so so everyone's I guess the sentiment online is you know they're saying you're a bitch if you don't fight back and you don't stay free you don't why did he get slapped you haven't

i guess we don't i guess we don't really know i mean dude he gets because of what he says online is really why i mean and they're like get out you don't watchin online that guy he's probably talking to that guy that guy i bet you that guy don't know who he is i bet that guy's 30 something this guy's not that famous he's very he's very incendiary and he gets very viral and uh so he was at this place and i believe somebody was like you can't come in here you talk shit about Jews or something and then the dude came through and he was like back up and he goes pop

and then he so I guess my thing is it's him and the other guy well who's that other guy that he always that guy loves saying the M word on I don't know on everything you know Fuentes? Yeah I knew Nick would know

my friend Nick Fuentes you just say some veil racist shit Nick goes oh yeah you knew that too quick Nick yeah Fuentes is another one that like he would get slapped in public too well you know it's just so weird because like you go all right well look this fucking asshole don't slap him don't fucking assault somebody you know what I mean definitely slap him nah if he said some racist shit and he's Jewish slap him

okay what's wrong with that well no what I'm saying is if you if you live by the gun you die by the gun like this dude is living that life yeah you know this This, what's it, I don't know his name, but he's out. Those are the repercussions of you. I know, no, I know. And you, you should know that. You should know that. So, you know, you got people out here that are saying like, look.

I mean, I saw another video that was like, this guy, you know, I, I talk a lot of shit online and I, but I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, like if somebody's going to say some shit. You know what? You know what exactly. No, no, I know exactly what you're saying, because I, I, wonder why you never, because I almost think that too, it's like, how come there isn't

more, maybe there are videos of like people seeing these guys in public. Yeah, no, I always wonder why there's not many videos like that. People, oh, there's that dude. They talk shit. Let me go up there. Fuck you. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? These guys are smart. They were not smart. I shouldn't say they're smart. These guys know better than to go out. That one kid, I see those kind

of videos all the time. That, uh, that influencer who crashed his Ferrari or whatever. Oh, that. That guy's getting tested in public all the time, man. And he has security. And then when the security is not there's this one where he's at a gas station and the guy's like where's your security at you know i should you know uh yeah that guy but this guy's got let me tell you something though and i was just because the other guy the danny poloshet guy that we were just talking about

so well that's him really young jack dority but now he's got such a there are people with hateable faces yeah jack dority's face is doing him no favors okay you got to act pristine if you're this guy okay hey and and i love this take but if you but if you look at uh danny polishek that guy's face you just like that guy he's a guy that you go man that guy i that guy i just thought it was a joke i was like oh this guy's funny right there look it look you just like this motherfucker so so it so you know and his jokes work no i mean i'm talking about the racist guy oh you like his face yeah i think he's got a he's that guy that guy that guy I think he's funny.

No, that guy is a slapable face all day. He looks like Nick. Look at you. But you're being racist. No. So my, oh, Nick,

put your face on that. But yeah, it's just, I don't know, man. Don't assault people, man. I'm with you.

No, no, listen. Listen, 100% don't assault people. But also. I disagree. Don't,

no, no, but I think that's the problem. I think that's the problem. I think that's the problem. I mean, you're just talk all this. some shit, and then you meet an actual Jewish person, and they hit the fuck out of you.

Yeah. I bet you he stops doing it. Look, I understand your take. I, it's not like I'm like, no, you know what I mean? That looks like, what's the twin? That's what you said. No, no, no, no. I'm not hard against it.

I just like, you know, yeah, do some people. Because he didn't knock him out. He didn't get hurt. True. No, no, I agree with both of you. Yeah. I think there's consequences to all actions. And I think what Brendan is saying is, the consequences.

are worth it you know so you're like yeah somebody's messing with your family or your your your culture or whatever and they're saying it in such a way you go you punch that guy all right but you also have to deal with those consequences right right right so on Brendan's side of saying hey I'm gonna deal with those consequences because this guy needs to be put in his right stand for something stand for something so it's like it shouldn't be stand for something without consequences because then you're not standing for shit the point is if you feel like that guy needs to be punched in the face go punch him in the face but know that you also are going to get in trouble

that's more that means more than being like no well he you know hey he punched him because he was no good good explanation good take yeah yeah yeah solid take you're right oh blame it on the rain no I thought it looks more like what's the girl

she was on the oh different world no no simply raven or so raven that's so raven that's so raven look the way they're chilling yeah it's That's so raven. See you right there.

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