The Golden Hour - I'm Drunk Right Now | The Golden Hour PATREON #70 EXCERPT w/Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: September 24, 2025

Erik and Chris discuss Rainn Wilson being in hot water over an out of context podcast clip, potential family halloween costumes, a great debate about what a mustache is, plus what happened to Hawk Tuah and much more. https://art19.com/admin/series/8c58f20f-eedb-4952-a436-8a947e14d3de/content/episodes/f9a746a6-103b-4ef7-b48c-15a300c472d0See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Yeah. But I'm hearing long walk is phenomenal. I really want to see that. Do you see the thing? Oh, that's what I want to talk about. Stephen King, how he's getting in hot water about how he said something about Charlie Kirk. That wasn't true. And then, uh, oh, he like, well, Stephen King's got enough issues. He admitted he was wrong. Yes. But hold on a second. So here's the thing. People are mad at, let me just, this is such a great example of, of how this time period works with advertising and outrage and shit like that.

So Stephen King, this was a thing that was news, that fuck Stephen King was the main thing. They were like, it didn't say it, but it was like that was the general consensus. It's like, he said this thing about Charlie Kirk that wasn't true. And then he apologized because he was like, oh, yeah, he wrote, I was misinformed this and that.

And then everyone was like, nah, you're only apologizing because you got caught. you said this that's untrue about Charlie Kirk, fuck you. Don't go see his movie, boycott his movie. And so I caught wind of the movie The Long Walk,

okay? Because of this, I would not have known that this was a movie. And I'm dead serious. I would not have known this was a movie. So I look at Stephen King's thing promoting, now I'm looking at the movie.

And now I look at the promo of the movie and I go like this. I got to see that fucking movie. So whatever the people who wanted to say fuck Stephen King were doing, failed when it comes to me. Now, so if that was what's going to come to me, then it's absolutely working with bigger idiots, okay?

So I am going to watch this movie for the sole fact that it looks like a good movie. That's it. I don't know the truth about this. I don't know what it is. I don't know if he's apologizing because he got caught, whatever. Obviously what he said about Charlie Kirk is ridiculous. It's not true.

Fuck him for that. If he apologized, okay, doesn't matter. I'm still going to go see the movie and I'm going to go see it because I caught wind of it because of your outrage. I agree, man. Yes! Dude, we need to change.

We need to change. Or you need to change. You're messing it up. It's like shooting Charlie Kirk. That's not going to get rid of his message. It's only going to make it more strong. It's going to make it stronger. You're doing it all in the back.

Ignore motherfuckers that you don't like. Ignore them. It's the only thing you can do. But imagine. Yes. But I'm smart. But imagine finding out everything about everyone involved in a project. So what if somebody's like, you know, I heard that the catering on long walk.

Yeah, yeah. That guy said some shit about gays. And they're like, well, boycott, like, if you want to do a deep dive like that, then, okay, we're really got to. Anyway, this movie, I'm going to be honest, the idea of this movie doesn't even seem interesting to me. But the way the preview looked, I go, okay, I'll watch you. Oh, I think the execution of this, yeah, I know what you mean. I'm like, I don't care. Like, people keep walking or they get shot.

I'm like, that's a short film It's a game Uh huh Yeah, no, I know I know And you have to walk Three miles an hour Oh, okay

Oh, okay So once you go Less than three miles an hour Or you stop for extended time You Oh It changes it Seems like a book though

Because you could tell What you know This is a book I know I'm saying You could explain Whatever the people are In their heads

Yeah Where they are Where they're walking Walking is not You know what I mean Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I looked at my audio, my audible list today, and I have listened to over 312 audiobooks.

How many of them have magic in them? In the last. How many of them have magic in them? What percentage? 300 of them? I want to say. Oh, God. I'm already pissed off.

You know what? You don't have to. It's over too. and don't ask me about vampires or dragons oh fuck man oh my god what a question to ask to just put somebody on the spot you know what I mean

it's like asking somebody about their search history is there really is there any porn in there oh god yeah there's a lot of magic in there I just I like that genre I know I'll tell you know what I've been listening to a lot recently so oh this will have it So I love vampire books and demons and angels and that kind of shit. So I see one.

It's like a, so now you could get like the whole series for one credit. So I got like five books. This sucker, bro. Listen, no, no, no. It's fine. So I'm listening. And it's what they recommended? And it's one of these books where like in the middle of the book, it's about this girl

who goes to angel school. She's an angel, right? She got these powers. Oh, and then the one girl, she's like a succubis, right? Now I'm interested. But listen, in the middle of the book, she meets a guy. And then the author keeps going. And the author's like, you know, he takes out his enormous cock.

And I was like, oh, my God, this is graphic. You know, but now. After you got done jerking off, what'd you do? Throw the book down? No, now it's like all the books I read now have to have graphic sex in it. Yep. Yep. Because listen, there's nothing like magic and graphic sex.

Oh, my God. Dude, it's so. It's so good. That shit is so gross, bro. It'll be like, and then he devoured my insides. And then the opening, I offered him my opening And the winged creature took it What is the one they

Oh, you know, her tight sheath They say a lot And her, you know, her wet folds Ew, dude No, that's not good man I wanted to try I wouldn't even make you like girl In the audio book, by the way, the audio book

The fucking guy who voices the guy Is always gay, you know, he's like, Ooh, I'm inside you now, sweetie puff. No, that's not true. I heard one of Christi. and I go, that guy's dead. Chris reads this shit. What does she read, though?

Who knows? It's like Fabio's on the cover? No, it's like some fucking YAA bullshit, you know? No, I, I don't know. Now I'm like, fuck, I can't, now I can't listen to like Harry Potter without having sex in it or something. God, dude. It should be, you know, Hermione should be like, you know what I mean? Harry should be like, I got her.

Oh, what do you, oh, are we doing Halloween? I mean, I talked to Nick. We're doing a good Halloween episodes, right? We had to get it because we got our costumes. Oh, yeah? Yeah. I got a, you know, we're doing Harry Potter. Maybe I shouldn't say anything.

You're Harry Potter? I don't know, man. I got a red wig. We're doing this. So I am. You're on? Yeah. Not me, not MIT.

My, you. My, uh, what are you guys going to be this year? We're going to go. Something expensive. No, no. We're going to go as the cast from Sully. That Tom Hanks movie. So stupid.

I had to explain. Calvin's going to be Sully. I had to explain to Rachel. I said, hey, it's not about you. Okay. I had to tell her, it's not about you. Because she was like, we're going to go as a cat.

She was like, let's be down. You and Wolf will be Dalmatians and I'll be Kuala de Will. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like, no, you know, no, this is about him. Right, right, right, right. He has to be the star. Yeah. Okay, you're a Dalmatian.

Yeah. That's why when we go, yeah. You know what I mean? That's why when we go as, as the characters from flight, Billy's going to be Denzel Washington. Exactly. I'm talking right now. But that's what it should be. You should be like the.

stewardess that you know they gave him that someone's good from flight and we're all we're all steward he has an upside down plane costume or whatever that's what you want fucking both of the same movie what the fuck no no no no no you're right

Sully and flight what what the fuck wait the plane went upside down one of them went upside down on one of them Sully they landed in the water Oh Sully they landed on the water This is like how you mix up Matrix and the Jedi You know what we'll have we'll have Calvin go with Sully we'll have Billy Goez flight, Denzel Washington.

I'm going right now with his milk bottle. Oh, I should have Wolfby Dahmer. No, just the Menend. Oh, yeah. My boss would be the Menendez brothers. Yeah, you'll be the Menendez brothers. And you're just dead. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You just paint yourself. Oh, yeah, yeah, there it is. There it is. That looks terrible. It's the mouth, really. Yeah, the mouth is like, Oh, my God. God, it looks like, wow, it looks like,

So, it looks like you and Jamie Kennedy had a baby. It does. Yeah, that would be a great. Thank you.