The Golden Hour - I'm Getting That Bussy w/ Ryan Long | The Golden Hour #103 w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia
Episode Date: October 25, 2024The guys talk taking shady supplements, magician recommended dong pills, jail movies, Joker 2 being terrible, the uncomfortable discussion of CTE, Liam Payne's tragic passing, Jack Doherty's viral car... crash, UFC 308 breakdown and picks, dirty beards in the UFC and much more. Get two extra episodes every month at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcast Arena Club - Right now, you can get 10% off your first purchase by going to https://arenaclub.com/goldenhour DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app NOW and use code GOLDEN Quince - Go to quince.com/golden for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Huckberry - https://huckberry.com/GOLDEN Hims - Start your free online visit today at https://hims.com/golden
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I mean, I when I were talking if you want to talk supplements, I did me and my buddies
We used to we used to get black market China Viagra. So it's like rhinoceros powder.
No, no, you know why that's different? Cause Viagra was like at the time, right? So expensive.
Yeah. Somebody's going like, Hey, we can do the same thing for $2. So that's different.
I'll tell you what, there's no regulation. That's the problem These were not the only thing they did is make your face really red. They're just face reddening pills like legitimately
And you already read
Being with the girl at table and you go for why
Oh, you were pre-gaming? This dude was pre-gaming! But what?
Ha! Before he went on a date, he was like,
I gotta pop one of these, cause I think I'm smashing tonight.
Your girl's like, uh, that's such a turn off.
Why's your face all red all the time?
What did she say?
She was like, you know, you gotta be excited, girl.
Must be the lights.
I don't think I'm red.
Oh, I'm fucking steams coming out of my ears.
Oh my god.
Yo, this bullshit China.
The best is when it's is multiple guys just like three red
They're boiling just the guy who told me that him as a magician to
That's what you get you get your advice from the great question or so
Well, that's like those gas station pills.
It's like rhinoceros 7,000.
You look at them, they're like black and purple.
Like that can't be good, dude.
Two things you don't get from a gas station, supplements and sushi.
You know what I mean?
No.
But you see people say, what are you doing?
Gas station stuff?
Have you ever taken the gas station boners?
No.
No, they can't work, really.
There's like crazy side effects.
Like it might give you a boner. But they don't have the main ingredient. They're like, did I have a fill or whatever it is? No, No, they can't work really. There's like crazy side effects. Like it might give you a
boner. No, but they don't have the main ingredient. They're like, Tadapafil or whatever it is. No,
no, they can't. Yeah, exactly. Then it's a medical product. So you're like, it's nothing. No, it just
makes your heart race. You're ready to fuck. But that's what makes you feel like, Oh, something's
happening. Yeah. Yeah. But if you're making a supplement like that company whatever you have to know at what point in the process
Do you know you're putting bad shit in it? They knew from the jump, but they didn't think you would go on broken like like whoa
Blowing up their spot like whoa Kevin James. Oh
The fuck you doing this notice in the website got shut down right away. I mean the laboratory guys were like
eeeeh, you know what I mean?
Yeah, like how long you think we got?
But that's like crazy.
Yeah we did.
Welcome back to the podcast everybody. Chris.
Dileea.
Dude I had a business call. What?
What the fuck? Don't be excited.
I never have a business call. I had a business call man.
I always text. Hey Chris is back y'all! No I don't even mean like call. I had a business call. I always
Mean like that. I just mean like dude. I don't I don't ever deal with it man Joker 3 yeah
Joker 3
Besides Casey it's got such bad review
Joker yeah, it's cool. It's in it. I the thing is that
Tim is tracking it though my thing is it's hard to screw up a jail movie.
Like if you give me 10 jail movies,
nine of them I'm gonna like.
Yeah, me too.
It's hard, it's hard, you really have to work hard.
Jail movies notoriously don't do well though.
I mean, I know that there are the ones that did well.
What are you talking about, Sean?
Sean's a gay?
You're naming the ones that are good.
You're naming the ones that are good.
And the ones that are good.
They make a lot of jail movies that don't make money though.
They make a lot of jail movies.
Well, they're making money in my house.
Does somebody get prison movies, bud?
American Me.
Okay.
American History Act.
Con.
The TV show Oz.
But that's not a prison movie.
I'm talking about Green Mile's a prison movie.
Green Mile, that's not gonna be mine.
Shawl Shanks.
Yes it is.
Green Mile, John Coffee.
We're done.
All right.
Next subject. He's out. We're done. Next subject.
He has a bad taste in movies.
We're done with you.
But Ryan, you liked it?
Joking?
No, no.
It's one of those things, even if you want to be the most contrarian guy ever, which
I would actually love to have left and been like, everyone's wrong, this movie's great.
Every review is bad.
I would have loved to be the guy that walked out and was like, yeah, that movie was awesome.
But you walk out and you're like, yeah, everyone's right. This is brutal.
Weird, it's that bad.
Dude, I was watching it beside like a black couple
and the black dude was just like,
he went to the washroom four times,
he's looking around, he's like,
the fuck is this, she's wearing a new rag.
I've never seen a guy, they're singing.
It's that bad, huh?
I'm watching like a super hero.
But you know what, Todd Phillips. I came to see Batman, they're singing. But if what? It's that bad, huh? I'm watching like a superhero. You know what though? But you know what, Todd Phillips?
I came to see Batman.
They're singing.
But if Todd Phillips was in the crowd
like looking with his binoculars,
like you know, from a thing,
he would be like, yeah, I got him.
Yeah, it felt like it.
It's a troll job.
Nah.
He didn't want to do it.
He didn't want to do it.
Yeah, but you still do it right.
I'm happy that he went for it.
Or he went, okay, I'll do it.
Watch this.
That's one of those artistic swings that he missed.
Yeah.
But that's what the best guys do.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I agree.
My favorite, people are like, conspiracy is the last one.
People said it was like an In Cell movie.
So they had to punish that.
They were like, well, now it's just
going to be this dude getting yelled at by Lady Gaga
for two hours.
They sing a lot.
That was the conspiracy.
I would like that.
The comments are like, this is what
happens when you put Lady Gaga in a movie.
Like, you think she's the problem
She was part of the problem
Yes, the whole problem
I haven't I saw green mama theater so long. I'll give it another watch. I'll give it another way
Hey, hey jail movies we want to know I want to be you were wrong about you're wrong about me
I'm saying I'll be respectful
and watch the fucking movie again, dude.
I have a hot take on prison movies.
So you don't have a- They're usually bad.
That's a horrible take. Name a bad one.
I don't know them because they're bad.
I can't believe I'm hearing this from you.
I know it's disappointing. If you can't name one,
it wasn't that bad.
You always remember the bad movies.
I did, you guys jumped down my throat.
You said Green Mile was good, so I'll give it another shot
Jesus Christ dude, but I get one business call you guys turn on me
Thank you. You think you're all better than us now with your business. No no no no go to go to
top the Was this top 50 was centipede?
See now that's on the second one is in prison. Is it? Oh wow.
But there's like the movie Escape.
The second one is the evil guard that puts people in their tent and feeds them.
Is it?
Yes. I'm not kidding.
It's all forms of prison if you're attached to that.
I don't think the second one has as much heat as the first one.
Nicks will here be an asshole parrot.
Ernest goes to jail.
The longest yard.
The longest yard is a great movie. Fuck you bro, I never sure it's bad. It's great. Oh dude. Okay plans good the first one. Not the second I don't even know that Nellie Joey Diaz in the longest yard. Oh, yeah, I love him
So look at these fucking movies you never heard of me. There's a weird list if I'm being honest
But yeah, but they're gonna name the ones you don't know death rates is terrible. You know that
I'm sure it's bad. It's great. Oh my god plans good the first one. Not the second I don't even know that Nellie Joey Diaz in the heard of. Yeah, this is a weird list if I'm being honest.
But yeah, they're gonna name the ones you don't know.
Death rates is terrible.
You know that's bad.
Oh, let's go to prison's good with Dax Shepard.
Okay, go to great prison movies.
Yeah, I don't know what this list is, but...
My point is you're not gonna know. That's the worst list.
See, that whole list, if I was on a plane, I would watch anyone.
But those are the plane movie
That's what is it?
We crystal that you can play movies well Shawshank Redemption is
Shawshank Redemption is way better than green much also goes is great you need to go
I want you know I just made ones good watch it again. That's so yeah that one whatever. Let's call
Well, maybe maybe they've turned, but I remember was the best show of all time. Yeah, but I get the gringo
I don't what is it?
I was like a lot there's a cool hand Lou some of these are loose with the prison they're calling a prison movie
They came from Alcatraz great like citizen. Come on, dude. That's terrible
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This is crazy. There's no way that's a good is is a low information individual. I'm not though Wow
He Fox news do you that's Brian Cowan's words?
It's a perfect place for a movie. It has all the you know there's fights. There's it's just a gang no chicks
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man, we worry about getting raped and stuff like butt stuff. They're all like fuck
No, that stuff doesn't go on man
They say all the old narrative where guys are like as soon as they get in they're getting fucked by other guys
I think that whole narrative came from Hollywood directors. There's a lot more gay
No, that doesn't make sense, but I still think it probably happened
I've heard both sides this cuz I have heard people say in this spiel and I've also heard other people being like
Yeah, does like obviously if I was a gangster dude, I'd be like, nah, dude, not even on the table
You know what I mean? Yeah, but I've heard both
Yeah, they get mad like six months you'd be like that you begin to be horny as a motherfucker, dude
Yeah, but if you only do hard core gangsters, but if you're only doing a stretch of a year and start fucking guys
You're gay if you do is a hard core gangsters, but if you're only doing a stretch of a year and start fucking guys You're gay if you do it. Are you kidding me man? I was your stretch
Eight months into a year stretch the last four months. I'm fucking dudes. I'm fucking dudes on weekends
Dude if I go that was the if I go to if you were gonna go to jail for how long would you have to be in?
jail
Known how long were your sentence have to be,
to be like, all right, I'll probably have to
fuck some guys in here.
Well, the biggest part is you're never getting out.
Kevin?
The problem is, I think if you have like,
where everyone's there for four or five years,
everyone's like, okay, if there's guys
that are there forever, that's when it starts.
No, I understand, but I'm saying.
What kind of sentence?
From a personal level.
Like on your personal, like like what is your personal opinion?
How long would you have to be knowing
that you were gonna be in jail that you'd be like,
all right, okay, I'll fuck guys.
Probably anything past 20 years.
Oh, come on, bro, five.
No!
Cause what if I get early parole?
I'm getting that pussy, dude.
The pussy?
I'm getting the, early parole, oops, I'm gay.
Early parole, whoops!
Oh, I got out. The next day next day it's like so five years day two you just cleaning up and they go Chris boys run a I Run a train on me
Well, I guess tomorrow's canceled
You know gay guys commit crimes to though right so if you're gay
Mmm, and there's another it's a piece of delight if you're gay in your prison you're
Another gay guy that could be a reason why there's such a small percentage No, even in America smalls I want to know that aren't in prison. They're gonna fuck you.
On purpose?
What?
Yeah.
Dude, you know what the move is?
The guy, the one guy who was going away forever
and was like, oh, I'm trans.
Yep, I can't be in a male prison, I'm trans now.
And they put him in a female prison,
he just started fucking, he got like three girls pregnant.
Is that real?
Yes.
Is Tracy Morganing in there?
No, no, no, look at that, I saw that same story.
That's real.
The guy was like, oh, I'm trans now, so what's up? Yeah, and they put him in a female prison like eight three bitches are pregnant
That is wild it's real that had didn't happen in America did it in Canada
Yeah, it was under fucking Tim Walz watch
That's huge move. It's not this one.
This is a completely different like.
Love wins.
Well, it looks like the exact same thing.
Love wins.
Wins healthcare.
Oh God, whatever.
All the problems you have and you're like,
all the problems you have in jail and you're like.
I wanna go to the other jail.
No, call me they.
Well, you know, you don't have those problems.
They kick you, they put you in the girl jail. I understand. Yeah,. Well, you know, you don't have those problems. They kick you. They can put you in the girl jail.
No, I get it.
I understand.
They got to protect you.
If you start telling people your pronouns, like, oh, we can't put them in general pop.
Like, you go to a secret place.
Secret place.
Secret pop.
Secret pop.
Sh-pop.
K-pop.
Secret pop.
Secret pop.
All right, well, anyway.
It's way safer.
I'll be in Toronto.
I got shows in Toronto.
I got shows in Toronto coming up November 9th.
Oh my God.
Aren't you from there?
Where are you doing?
Merriam, is that a place?
Meridian?
Where do the rappers play?
Oh yeah, I play in Meridian.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Meridian Hall.
Yeah, yes, yes, yes.
Sick.
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And a few miles away in Orlando, funny bone.
I will be in November.
Is it a few miles away?
Right down the street?
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special writing process?
So walk us through the movie.
Maybe it's a theme, you know,
like a lot of comics might have a theme.
That's such a Brian Callen call.
What's your process?
I walk out to opening music how it starts.
Oh, interesting.
Oh, interesting.
I love it, I love it.
No, but yeah, Ryan's great, go check his stuff out.
And he's a friend of the show.
I got tattoos, you know.
I sent Nick a link.
I don't know if you want to chat,
if you could talk about his stuff.
We should give him time.
Well, they're probably watching it right now,
and then they came back to finish it.
Yeah, click out of this and watch Ryan's thing.
All right, and then now we're back.
I know, I'm saying, watch his special.
Click out of this, give him the respect,
watch his special, come back. They've already seen it at this point
And we're back all right, I saw this there's some artsy fartsy thing where you have to walk in the door
22 naked people now my question is this which way where which way yeah, I think on your butt interesting
Do you want to go dick to dick? I think I'd
Like to look at the chick you'd look at the chick you want to dick on your butt whatever or do you want to go dick to dick I think I'd like to
look at the chick you'd look at the chick you want the dick on your butt
whatever I just be having hey look at this comment he actually sent this to me
before you oh really yeah hilarious I'm just curious what that dude said meat on
the back is crazy but me on the foot meat on me this diabolical like whoever
did this is the same people to rote too, you know to me like so it's trolling
Yeah, that's how you felt watching Joker, too
Yeah, that guy's the this guy goes as a straight man, why would you?
I'm not gonna go to that exhibit
You get to know you like well us not like I'm just right Chris well, what's going on here? Yeah, hey, bro. Yeah, yeah
I would even do that. I'm just gonna go around
You wink at the girl
Yeah, that's just weird like the fact that you even allow this if you walk up to this
I just but is there security like no no
No, I'm just gonna go around that's why they have a black guy
I'm sure around you better do this like I got don't touch me. Yeah
And that when you go through he goes it whispers in your ear goes hell. Yeah
Take that take fucks with art. There's a saying to help you remember the answer is art art
You can go hold a pole and hold a hole but not pulled a hole. I
mean, I understand that but
They're gonna be a really fantastic painting in that doorway that you have to look like this like a better question
It's how you want your girl to go through
Yeah, it's a good point. Which way do you let her go through? Interesting. No. I think she goes through then you walk and break up with her and
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What if you're just there like you know it's my song comfortable though. I'm getting hard. I'm getting hard. You know it's so uncomfortable
You did it gonna touch your pussy. It's gonna touch your pussy
Then it's like one of those turnstile things where you have to like, you know
Or anytime the guy goes guy goes face first
The guy goes face first you go gay
It's all kind of gay, right? I mean.
I'm not going to that exhibit.
Honestly, this is probably the least gay art
piece at that exhibit.
Well, it says, yes, controversial art exhibit.
Yeah, you get in there like, dude, just.
If you have to touch dick to get in, what's in there?
That's what he's saying, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
What's in there?
Yeah.
Just dudes with their mouths open.
Just open buttholes.
Hey, it's the Bukaki exhibit and you're the art.
Also, is there security?
Oh, God.
There was a good one recently where they had a pop can art,
like, you know, just like junk,
and then the janitor accidentally sweeps it up.
No.
It was like worth the five, $10,000.
They had a big thing about it.
Is there security?
He's like, no, no, gotta go through the right way.
Can't go around the back.
Gotta go through. I sn't go around the back. Gotta go through.
I snuck in through the back.
Can you find out what's in that exhibit, Nick?
Is there like...
Yeah, most of art feels like you're being pranked by now.
Yeah, I know.
Remember when Hunter Biden was doing art selling it for like 600K?
Yeah. You know who I heard?
Just laundering money.
You know who I heard? Figure it out, people.
My friend said that he got artwork from,
and I didn't know that she does art now, Rachel Dolezal.
That's a good one.
Did you know that?
Well, I didn't know she does it.
She does everything, though.
Oh, OK, OK.
She does OnlyFans, too, apparently.
She's a teacher?
Of course.
No, I didn't.
I don't know.
But how old is she?
I've looked up the OnlyFans.
Ain't he good?
No, I just do the leaked.
Is that the girl that says she's a white girl that says she's black? You gotta look it up. No, it's not good. No, I just do the leaked. Is that the girl that says, the white girl that says
she was black?
You gotta look at it.
No, it's not good.
No, it's of course not good.
Is it good?
I was the nut.
Yeah, but art is just art.
And it's just like NFTs.
It's like fake.
No, but the fact that I just didn't know that.
Well, this guy made a choice, if you think about it. like you know like no but I'm but the fact that I just didn't know that well
you just got me the choice well if you think about it hmm what if you realize
halfway through you did the wrong thing so you turned around in in between both
of them oh yeah I would just walk straight through like this so she makes
our my buddy bought pieces from her oh wow yeah that's a joke or I don't know
I has to be right damn was it a joke doll is all in your house is hilarious Yeah, so I think that you'd have to tell people you know what that is
Like that well, that's part of like you know that girl that went blackface
Like damn that's her work. Yeah, I guess so dude. Does she offer any white art or no. She's black
I have some she's done a lot of I have some Filipino friends and I went to their place
This is a long time ago, but they bought this house right and then one of the light fixtures had a Nazi
Nazi stuff on it. I want to say one for and I said
Stupid but I said I was like you guys and he was like yeah, you know came with the house
It was like for them. It was kind of like take it to store but it was like, well, I mean, that's what you think
about it.
I was like, wow.
You get a lot of money for it.
Real Nazis lived here.
Yeah.
That's why.
I think that that's a thing in people's head,
no matter what it is.
You know?
That documentary is fascinating.
Sloppy Joes is their documentary?
The hers?
Oh, I don't know it.
I don't see it.
I didn't see it.
Oh, I didn't know she had a documentary. Nice.. I didn't see it. Oh, you don't know?
No.
Nice.
How'd you guys find out about it?
She has a lot of pods.
On Netflix.
It's fantastic.
Oh no, I knew about it from before.
Well, I don't know when it came out.
She was like really helping out her community,
the black community.
Yeah.
Social media thing.
New media queen, dude.
New media queen.
No, it's great.
They go after the whole thing.
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Back to art, yeah like Charles Manson made art,
you buy art from John Wayne Gacy.
Yeah, yeah.
So I, speaking of killers, serial killers.
I'm sorry.
No, it's okay. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
It's okay.
But just on that note, the dude from the Nickelodeon,
that guy owned Gacy's art.
Oh, really?
Oh, the, the, the.
The main guy?
The Quiet on the Set guy?
The Quiet on the Set guy, the cheeseburger guy.
I heard about that, I heard about that.
This I've already found out, he was crazy,
because he invited everybody to his place.
Oh, wow.
And then he had like, he was corresponding with. John Wayne? Yeah, and he had art, out he was crazy because he invited everybody to his place. Oh, and then he had like he was corresponding with
Yeah, and he had art and he was like look I have that you know
I just don't know if that's something that you want that's not something you show everybody that comes to your house. Yes, I agree
Collect it and not be so fucking weird, but don't showcase it for everyone
Centerpiece right? Yeah, but But anyway that's why he said that.
I agree. But I wonder if someone's like hey that's a cool clown pin where'd you get that? He's like funny story
actually. And they're probably like oh red flag he's touching kids. If you only have one if you just have
that one then for sure but like if you're like a collector of like you have like well that's a Hitler
If you're like a collector of like, you have like, well, that's a Hitler.
Uh, there's a, uh, you know what I mean?
That's a Hitler piece.
That's Hitler. That's Diddy's jumpsuit over there.
It's like the museum.
Yeah.
You know, there's a glass, you know what I mean?
That's Ted Bundy's mask.
And you have a purple light on it.
Cause you could be like, dude, yeah, Hitler could draw his ass off.
If they would have just let them into the art school, we
wouldn't have these problems.
They shot him down, he got real mad.
Dude, I got a vibe for you.
Fine, I'll do my second option.
No, I have a vibe for you.
You know, this is sad, the dude from One Direction
who jumped off a thing, killed himself.
I saw a thing on, like a conspiracy thing on Snapchat,
they're relating it to Diddy somehow.
Oh, yeah, wow. Nothing could happen without them relating it to Diddy somehow. Oh, yeah, wow.
Nothing can happen without them relating it to Diddy now.
The hurricanes Diddy's fault.
The hurricane.
I saw it's like, oh, why is it hitting his house
in fucking Florida?
But that kid, he didn't commit suicide, right?
They said he like fell off?
He had drugs in his system?
They think there's more to the story, yeah.
I think there's more to the story.
What's the story?
That's what I'm saying.
I mean, it's always that.
The internet's slister on it, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah, way to crack it. Yeah, you think there's more to the story. What's the story? Well, that's what I'm saying. I mean, it's always that. The internet's slister on it, though.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Crack it.
Yeah, you know, that's crazy, man.
Oh, here we go.
I had that with P. Diddy.
I went over to say hello to P. Diddy and Jay-Z was there.
I went over to say hello to P. Diddy and Jay-Z was there.
And Leonardo DiCaprio sat there.
Oh, I think you've dropped enough money. OK, get the coffee. and Jay-Z was there and Leonardo DiCaprio was sat there.
Oh, I think you've dropped enough money.
Okay, here you go.
I mean.
I don't know if that was the bust they thought it was.
No, no, no, no, but he was saying on this thing
that diddy held his hand way too long when they shook hands
and he made a whole thing about it.
Oh, okay, well anyway.
So now they killed him.
They're leaking and then they're connecting bad bunny now
Who I think bad bunnies by so bad boys like yeah, man
Let's fucking look by a bad bunny has been famous for like not that long though
He's saying the real shit happened
You know but um yeah, there's some
2022
But um yeah, there's some 2022 allegations. Oh is there? Yeah, it's being sued and and and every stop but every lawsuit is like so intense like like the one
I sent you guys were the guy saying he's in a Macy's stock room
And there's three bodyguards and they hit him over the head with a gun and they're like shut up. We're gonna kill you then
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, but I'm saying like these bodyguards need to, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, for fucking you all those years ago. It's standard, it's standard, right guys?
Nick, what was the bad bunny audio?
It's obviously fake, but some of the-
Alleged doing a lot of work in that sentence.
Yeah, it's just fucking-
Let it all out.
That's real, that's real.
Let it all out.
Confirmed.
Let it all out, take that, take that.
Let it all out. Let it all out. Take that, take that. Oh, please.
Oh, please.
Oh, please.
Where's the beat?
Oh, please.
Oh, please.
Oh, please.
That's real.
Yeah, that's as real as it gets.
That's obviously Bad Bunny and P-Diddy.
That's Bad Bunny and P-Diddy.
It's clear as day.
Yeah, this guy's like, like, like, what's gonna happen?
I rest my case, your honor, no further questions.
There's the audio.
Clink. There's the audio
Open and shut
Yeah, fuck that leak
Keep saying that there's all these videos of like they keep saying like J. Lo the videos are being released Then you looking that there's no videos there are absolutely
There's one video there's one video he beat the shit out of Cassie we right Cassie we
saw it that's enough yeah go to jail that's enough I know have all the videos
you want though that's fucking crazy ones are like P Diddy in jail I'll check
that one out but I never got to my thing that I got to say.
Go ahead.
Speaking of serial killers, I was at the Erewhon and I saw the actor that plays one of the
Menendez brothers.
He was there.
How about that?
Where were you again?
The Erewhon.
They're not serial killers.
The Erewhon?
Erewhon.
You said the Erewhon.
How am I supposed to say it?
Erewhon. Oh, Erewhon? Erewhon. Not the Arawan. How am I supposed to say it? Erawan.
Oh, Erawan?
Erawan.
Not Arawan.
Erawan.
Oh, it's, hey, welcome to speech impediment, baby.
No, I don't think this is pumped out.
This one like you.
It's Arawan.
It's just Erawan.
It's Arawan?
This is some real crystalline shit.
Okay.
Okay.
Now you got speech impediment.
Arawan?
I'm getting into some real crystalline shit. What is he, a Jedi? No, I'm getting, this is. No, we should pediment. Error one. I'm getting into some real-
What is he a Jedi?
No, I'm getting, this is-
No, I-
Which guy?
Which guy was it?
The super gay one on the left
or the hardcore brother on the right?
Hold on.
Oh, you think the one on the left is gayer
than the one on the right?
In the shell he was.
The one on the left was gayer.
Yeah.
And also he's obviously gay.
It sounds like they're gonna get a retrial look up everyone
As soon as you get a Netflix documentary, you're on your way out of prison
No, not a documentary. No a fictional
Because a documentary like making a murderer he's still in jail
No, but there's a doc but the doc came documentary puts people the doc came right out
But there's a doc, but the doc came out through it. Documentary puts people in jail.
The doc came right out by the pig's teeth.
But I mean, this is the thing that people are.
The doc doesn't help them as much.
The doc, you're like, ah man, they might've been bullshits.
No, I know, because this is, they, yeah,
well because it was made by Hollywood
and they want you to feel like, you know,
they should be out right now because they were fucking,
you know, but they're victims.
The jinx guy is documentary, put him in jail.
Right, right, right, right.
Because he's on the mic admitting to the lies.
Obviously I'm guilty when he's pissing in the fucking thing.
He's like, of course I killed him, kill them all.
Of course, of course I'm guilty.
Of course I killed him.
Like just pissing, like what?
Who talks to themselves?
Who admits to crimes when you're pissing?
Of course I did it, of course, fucking kill them all.
Just idiots.
They try saying that's not evidence,
they're like, no, no, that works, that works, we're recording. They try to say that's not evidence.
Like, no, no, that works.
That works.
We're recording.
But so wait, uh, uh, look up Arawan.
It's just Arawan, dude.
If he keeps saying it like that, we're gonna get mad.
We're gonna get mad.
It's not Aro-one.
E-R-E.
Arawan.
Some of the most mispronounced words in the world.
Just listen, dude.
Oh, I believe Julian.
It's what he does.
Fuck him, dude. Wait, let's see It's what he does. Fuck him dude.
Wait let's see how he says Crisanto. They're really dragging out these videos eh?
Yeah. I know they're doing it. I can tell you why this is the real
Chris D'Alea shit why I'll tell you why it's Erwan and not Erwan because you
know Erwan is supposed to be nowhere backwards right?
Yes. Okay.
Oh that's what everyone said before.
A lot of people don't know that.
Everyone knows that.
Nowhere if you do it backwards it would be Erwan.
It's not exactly.
Yes!
What on earth?
That one.
It's not spelled correctly though.
All right bro but why don't you just fucking relax okay?
You know what I mean?
No it's backwards.
It's not.
It's not.
It's almost backwards. not it's almost backwards
Yeah, almost it. Oh, it's almost no. Oh, yeah
It's here one though, yeah
You just said a row on no, he'd hear one. That's okay. You say
Every instead of every arrow you're saying, You're saying,
Ivory, instead of every.
You're saying,
Erro.
You're saying,
Erro.
Erro.
Erro.
Erro.
Erro.
Erro.
Erro.
Erro.
Erro.
Erro.
Erro.
Erro.
Erro.
Erro.
Erro. Erro. Erro. aware of. Welcome back.
No aware of.
I'm on the and one guy.
Arrow one.
Arrow one.
Yeah, I've been always saying.
Arrow one.
No you don't. No you haven't.
No, yeah I have.
I've never heard you say that before.
No you don't. What do you say you have I just do it quick. No, you don't
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest. I don't know what this place is
It's like a whole foods on steroids
Super la expensive
Fancy boy place last week, you know, cuz we don't live near one anymore
Yeah, so like she orders food Rachel orders food food I went to go pick up like maybe six bags. Yeah, it was $600
No, you don't do grocery shopping
Without the sound yeah, yeah, yeah electric. Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was like this fucking
I'm so upset just fuming in silence, but yeah, you never do full-blown grocery shopping Well after that Super Bowl commercial, he doesn't give a fuck anymore
Oh, I am an heroin guy
That's how you know you made it. Load it.
Maybe I am an Air1 guy.
Wow, that's crazy.
Dude, when you're buying groceries from Air1,
you're ballin'.
I'm looking through the bag.
I get home, I put the bags on, I go, okay.
All right, what's, I'm looking for the gold bars.
You know, what, what, what?
If you're buying tomatoes from Air1,
Is there a little Asian boy in here
that's gonna cook food for us?
Like, what's, what's?
All right, it's worth it.
There's a fuckin' Russian bride.
Yeah, yeah.
All right.
Thanks for getting that, sweetheart. I get her out's a fucking Russian bride. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Yeah. Thanks for getting that sweet
I get out of the bag like this. Oh
Okay
Unfolder all right, it's worth it
So to who he's had multiple concussions
And he gets like the through up the gang signs. Yeah. Yeah fencers response. He said he's not gonna wear the
Additional helmet would you guys wear it if you were in the NFL? So but that's a little bit. What's it look like?
No, but that's a little misleading because there's like there's like three or four helmets though that I'll do the same thing that don't look like that
Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's miss. Oh, he's right. I'm gonna wear that thing. I got this
Yeah, there's other there's other helmets that actually are even safer than that's what he has to wear
That one looks stupid. It's an option for players now. Some do some don't yeah, yeah, but there's other helmets
I do I saw some though. I saw some pros talking about it on like ESPN
It looks like it doesn't do much help. Oh, it does more than the other no, it's a diaper. Yeah, it does nothing
Yeah, that guy looks so stupid. I shit my head
Yeah, it does nothing. Yeah.
That guy looks so stupid.
Oh, I shit my head.
Guys, sometimes I shit my head.
I need that diaper helmet.
It looks dumb on the really little guys.
Yeah.
It looks dumb on everybody.
It does look dumb.
Okay, so why don't they just have airbags?
Like when you hit, they go, that would be the shit.
They should just play in those like sumo
outfits just there you go you know I tell you football has been fixed so
he said he's not gonna wear one of those but he does have a protective helmet
yeah I just has he been wearing that no what personal choice so many people
outside world are saying you should retire you don't play this and that
while you're sinking free the next
I wasn't paying attention to any of it
None of me. We were guarding. Yeah, he's gonna end his career
If he gets another guy's life. Yeah, yeah, I just got away. So I just great
He just not built for it play normal speed though. Yes, sir. Yeah, no, that's okay
But I just want to see you where I want to see his like legit
reaction to it
Will you wear a guardian cap? Nope Wow what? I want to see his like legit reaction to it.
Will you wear a guardian's hat? Nope.
Wow.
What?
Personal choice.
Few minutes.
So many people outside world are saying
he should retire, don't play this and that
while you're symptom free the next day.
I wasn't paying attention to any of it.
Oh.
None of it.
Because I had a guardian's hat?
Yeah.
I wasn't paying attention to any of it.
I was too busy shitting out of my head.
Nor should he though.
You shouldn't pay attention to random dolphins.
You should retire.
I agree, but you should do this.
He's like, what?
So break this down for me.
Are you a football fan?
Not really.
No, yeah, same.
So two.
Now you have to ask Brendan.
Got you.
No, no, no, the two of them are, I know.
So the two of them are.
Hock-to-a, huh?
There's a joke in there somewhere.
Anyway, um...
It's a big fantasy football team name this year.
Yeah, yeah. What's that?
Hock-to-a is a... because of this guy,
it's a fantasy football team name.
Oh, of course, yes. Of course, of course it is.
So, he got hit
bad a few times, right?
One like horrible.
Right, I remember that one.
We threw up the gang signs, right, that one?
This one wasn't even as horrible.
This one wasn't even horrible.
It's crazy how it happened to him like that.
And so what are they saying?
What are the doctors saying?
Well, the doctors aren't saying anything.
They're not gonna tell us.
Of course, right, okay.
And so they're gonna, he went through the protocol,
he's been off however many weeks,
and it really is his choice.
But like, you know, and we don't know really about enough,
about CTE and all that kind of stuff,
we don't know enough about it.
So people are just saying, hey man,
you already got a bunch of money,
why do this to your family?
Because anybody's playing football.
Yeah, I don't do stand up for money,
I like to do it more, you know what I mean, yeah.
That's like, no, I wanna play football. Huh.
Yeah, you're not getting your skull smashed in at the.
Yeah, no, I would, yeah.
It would change it. True, true.
We're also not getting compensated like that either though.
Right, well yeah, what's he, he makes a lot of money.
I think if he retired, he would still get the money.
No.
Oh, that's right.
But, oh, and that's why he's playing.
Yes.
He has to play a certain amount of games to get his entire contract. Now there's some guaranteed money in there where he should be set, but who's why he's playing yes He has played certain amount of games that get his entire contract now
There's some guaranteed money in there where he should be set, but who knows how he's living
So this is the first concussion get slammed that well slammed his head on the ground. That was the really bad one
These are top three okay. Oh god. That's not good. Yeah, no, that's just not built for this man
I don't know if anybody is yeah. Well, I mean, I don't know so that's the bad one that was the one slam its head again
Yeah, that was bad fuck. God. That's hard to watch
Fucking fingers fuck and
The problem is is when you can cuss and you do it a lot. Yeah, then your brain no guys
Okay, we got a problem, so it's easier to get them. That's the right right right right?
It gets wazer happens more frequently because this one though the one that's the second one. This is the second one
That see that one's not bad it doesn't even it didn't look that bad which one's this one
This was the last one knows what happened in practice or the prior. That's the second one the one
You know what the real irony to is that the last one?
He was hit by the guy from Buffalo that like
He was dead
Yeah, wow is he
His name is Izzy
No, I know. It's just a joke
Tomorrow I do a lot of word play
I do a lot of wordplay. Izzy Huck to a, I just fucking fire him out there.
But I'll be in Toronto.
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had kids that were in the NFL if you were his dad
Do you tell him to stop playing? Yeah?
That's that's I gotta know how much he has in the bank
They have a role in NFL the max concussions you can get no hmm of course they don't of course they don't know
But I mean something like that, but again you know the be hilarious of the UFC had that oh god well
That's the thing knockout. He's done
For life, and they're not even getting compensated of the UFC had that. Oh God. Well that's the thing. One more knockout and he's done.
For life.
And they're not even getting compensated.
Like the UFC's not even getting close to compensated
as much as the NFL players are getting compensated.
Just what you signed up for.
That guy just signed a 40 something,
45, 46 million dollar a year deal.
Who, Jewel?
More than that.
No, it's probably like 50.
It's probably like 50 million dollars a year.
You gotta look at that, like what's the guaranteed money?
Cause a lot of it's incentives, playing, you gotta play a you gotta play certain amount of what kind of money does he have to his ball?
Okay, but he should have 40
You know, you know, who knows is he is he living that P diddy lifestyle, you know, you mean in jail, dude
He if he has 40 50 million dollars
Yeah, you're set up obviously he should be but those guys are like
Yeah, you're set up, obviously. He should be.
But those guys are like, nah, I want, I get it.
Like when you're fucking a pro athlete.
Yeah, man, that's your dream.
You're like, nah, bro, I wanna keep going
and I wanna make more money.
And I want-
You might be already thinking I'm getting CT one way
or the other, it's happening regardless.
Yeah, it's what you sign up for.
Dude, look at Kawhi Leonard.
I was on a radio show about six years ago
and they were talking about Kawhi Leonard,
and I was saying, like,
they said he had a degenerative knee disease.
And I said on that thing, I was like,
I think that he's damaged goods.
Cut to, the guy hasn't played a full season,
and they keep signing him.
Oh really?
Like he's made half a billion dollars.
Cause when he's playing, he's a super baller.
Yeah, so you on the bench,
so you on the bench like, yeah, I'm rehabbing.
What are you supposed to do?
I know.
How about Embiid came out and was like,
now you will see me.
That's so amazing.
Fun guy?
Yeah.
That is so amazing.
I got one of the fun guy shirts.
You do?
That's Toronto and Toronto won the...
That's right.
Yeah, of course. So, but he... That's the last time he was really good. I got one of the fun guy shirts you do cuz Toronto and Toronto one
So but he that's the last time he was really good and even in that even in this year
He was doing a lot of load management
Yeah, and he survived through the playoffs learned a lesson and he hasn't been able to do that since that's why the guys to be on HGH peptides
Translating company comm slash run shop. It's just gotta take peptides
Who do you play for?
Toronto?
I'll be in Toronto November 9th, but he...
No, he doesn't play for them anymore.
He plays for LA.
Well, I do.
A few miles away in Orlando,
you can go November 1st and 2nd.
Right down the street from that, Chicago and Nashville.
Exactly, let's do it.
Right up the street, just fuckin'...
Right down the street.
Philadelphia's real close to that.
It's like Toronto, Orlando,
and then right down the street, Tennessee, you know.
So, yeah, fuck.
Does Tua have kids?
He has kids yet?
Okay, so if I had kids and that was the deal,
and the doctors were like, you know,
you get another concussion, who knows, I would quit.
I would, I would have to.
They probably said that the last one.
The last one they're telling him to quit.
Yeah, I couldn't keep going.
But you also don't get to his level
by succumbing to pressure and outside. No, I know, yeah, I get it. I know, but at this point though. Yeah, I I could also don't get to his level by succumbing the pressure and outside
No, I know. Yeah, I get it. I know but at this point though, no, I get it
Yeah, he has this press conference now. We said like I don't listen to the outside noise
I don't care if he has another concussion
Put the helmet on I don't want to hear about it at that point. He gets another concussion
I'm like, I can't I'm not feeling sorry for this guy anymore. He needs to go
No, he needs to go. You know what take half of my pay and invest in the offensive line
So I don't get it sign some better offense. I'm so I don't get touched
He that hit that he just the last concussion. He was scrambling true. He was trying to you know
By the way, the guy hit him like wasn't trying to hit him. I was like he was like, oh, it's Tua
You know what I mean? Like they did and then the guy know himself because he almost he died on the field for two seconds
Yes, sir. As we were in the helmet again, I wear no helmet. I wear no helmet
As we were in the helmet again, I wear no helmet
He just comes out in a thong
He just comes out in a thong
He trips and dies. I feel bad.
I don't know, man.
Did we even talk about this or no?
No, we didn't.
This is wild.
You've seen this, right?
This is crazy.
I haven't seen it.
This is a streamer, Jack Doherty.
Right, have you seen this?
Oh my God.
I haven't seen this.
Oh wow.
You're a bad guy.
On stream.
I found out about this guy from this.
This is how old I am.
Me too.
Oh really? Yeah.
So he's Texan and his McLaren. Price is $675.
And it's raining.
Just a million dollar car.
I know.
Well, whatever.
I mean, say $375.
This is crazy, bro. But this song is so great. Yeah, actually probably kidding.
I feel like this is...
Oh, is this real?
Yeah, oh this is real.
Now watch this.
Israel? It happened in Israel?
Just know the wordplay.
Open the door, open the door! His friend Jack is like, real just another word play word play his friends Jack hurt me dude
he's not a best friend at all you really got you really look for that one I was
good so my question is okay the serious question why did rewind no no no my
serious question it's like that Tom Cruise movie.
At this point, like, at this point, was he arrested?
No, that was his.
No, watch this.
Watch this.
His friend, his friend's fucked up.
This is the weirdest part.
And he's like, I need to take a selfie with him.
And he says, oh no, my car, oh my car, oh no, my car.
His friend's like.
His friend's bleeding from his head.
Oh wow.
Even worse.
But he is. Look, he's still filming while they're dragging him out.
He's committed.
My car, his friends like die.
His friends bleeding from the head.
Could you imagine?
He's like, hey dude, get the camera.
Wow.
This is the grind you need to get a lot of views and I don't have it.
Mike, are you good?
Oh, by the way, Mike.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Bleeding from his head.
Imagine we're in a car together.
That happens to you guys.
And you start doing a van.
I started thinking about the car.
I can't even believe that.
I mean, my Honda Civic steering wheel.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
First of all, wait, okay.
We missed the whole part where he's like,
where he drags the kid.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. He wants some Eric Griffin shit. Here comes some Eric Griffin shit. I'm- We missed the whole part where he's like, where he drags the kid up. Where it comes some Eric Griffin shit.
He wants some Eric Griffin shit?
Here comes some Eric Griffin shit.
I'm mind blown right here because,
forget about, like, if we were in,
if I was in one of your guys's like,
dumb stupid expensive cars,
Yeah, bro.
It's like to have, right?
Hell yeah.
I, this is the thing.
Love those.
If you were like this,
oh fuck my car, I would get it.
You spent a stupid amount of money on it.
That's hilarious.
Okay, the thing I would be upset about
is you doing this.
Me too.
That would be the thing.
If you, I get you, it's expensive, it's a lot of money.
I would be like, all right, okay dude, yeah, I'm gonna.
I'm gonna.
Tell it to me later.
Yeah, yeah, okay bro.
But if you're doing like this.
Yeah.
Bro.
No, you mean.
Ryan, are you with me?
Nick keeps, no, this is gonna piss you off. keeps shutting it off but his friends like oh my god
Force me to film Nick's doing a bad job just to be fair Nick's doing a terrible job
You think he's rolling with a guy like you and not another one of him right like his buddy is like
Yeah, all right good
If he didn't get the footage he would have been like you fucking miss my gas
I'll be like slow the fuck down
No this kids on the same vibe get this I'm dying
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This is really hard to watch
He posted a video that I saw like maybe a month ago where he was he goes I bought this house for 1.2 million sold it in seven months for 1.7
That's how you make money, and I was like that is not a good
What it cost to buy your mortgage mortgage? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This is the one what again
It's more fucking Michael here. Look Michael here. Take the camera bleeding from the scalp
You got another phone with him to
His friends are still in there my question was he wasn't arrested
For reckless driving. No, man. You should be this right now is what we're dealing with not much that car cost your car guy
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They got the video the guy could be more bro with the shit in it who knows what shit he's not tuning that
He has a rap on it. Yeah, you know that's the part you hate the most right? Yeah, but he has a rap has a rap no no you let you you like raps but that rap was terrible that raps
disgusting it's terrible that was terrible even mclarin's like I'm just
thinking yeah you made us look bad yeah I'm still thinking about that like that
that he had that he was filming yeah it's crazy but they don't job though and
you know what he is he's a fuck fuckboy. Fuckboy's gonna fuck.
Yeah bro, let's take a break man.
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God bless Logan Paul and CSI. You you know like they got that prime drink and
They're killing it and they they came out and did the show
Ksi did the show did his song right? He has a song and people were just
Chucking trying prime drinks at them full bottles it hit him in the face
You see footage of it hit ksi in the face and they're just all like fuck yeah Drake Prime they don't give a fuck they just want it filmed and
they're just like and everyone's like fuck this loser got hit in the face and
KSI just laughing all the way to the bank he didn't give a fuck he doesn't
give a fuck oh my god like they figured out no watch him get hit in the face he
gets pelted no this isn't even the one this is bad enough this is bad
enough but during the performance they throw and they it goes like this I'm
just older like hey you ever know the face man yeah they're right here boom oh
yeah but but this is they want them to do that no I understand no no no okay
hold on one second Nick hold on to it's like I'm saying. That's what he's saying. No, no, no. Okay, hold on one second, Nick. Hold on one second.
I just got to see that.
Oh, fuck.
No, no, but what I'm saying is,
it would be different if this crowd was like,
this drink sucks, and they were doing this.
That then, and the guy gets hit,
and he's still filming, like whatever, no, no.
But this looks like, this is the thing.
Yeah, but, yeah.
You don't want them to do it?
I understand, no, they are for sure, dude.
They are messing with them, But also these guys don't care
It's the same thing with the car in a way. He's like that footage
No, hold on like I don't want it to happen. What happened? I got it on foot
We're gonna get the views and the view the money on this. I'll buy another I'm saying you get pelted
I'm not even ready for that. Are you gonna hit that?
You want that to be on the internet? I don't these guys do you understand if I get a car wreck. I don't want it to be online this guy Jack
Doherty likes that it's online
Alright, so watch where you're fucking coming from
I feel like you were like I'm already amped I gotta keep going
But him posting his car wreck and like that will get more views than anything he's done.
Like I'll create some dope videos of me doing right where shit in trucks.
The one of it flipping gets 30,000 times more views.
This is not new. When gorgeous ladies of wrestling, when that chick broke her arm live on the broadcast.
That's what we want.
They turned it into a thing.
They kept showing it and showing it.
They were like, I can't believe she did that to her.
But backstage, I'm sure that, you know, they were like,
ah, you know, everybody was upset.
So yeah, I mean, getting viral moments is not new,
but I mean, I could still be like, what the fuck?
I think that what he's saying though,
the like removal of like, I'm not a person anymore. I'm just like an entity that sells things, that's new. I think it's what's wrong with what he's saying though. They're like removal of like I'm not a person anymore
I'm just like an entity that sells things that's new
That's why we feel way to put it. Yeah, that's right. That's why we're all older and speaking of I'll be at the Orlando
Because like you know you like I'll post
Stand-up clips if they go viral viral, great, that's promo.
If I post a video of me and my son and that goes viral,
I'm like, oh fuck, in the back of my head I'm like,
oh, this is weird, I don't want this to be like,
I'm using my son to sell tickets.
But that's what, but, but, but, but,
everything is to sell tickets now for everybody
who's doing this shit.
So it's so fucking wacky.
Even if that's not your intention at all,
and then you put that in there, somebody writes you like,
oh stop using your kid, it's like,
it's viral.
It's wacky to be like, if I can get in a car crash,
I'm really gonna sell a lot of Gatorade.
That's wild.
I know, but, you know, I think that this kid's hurting
from it because he got banned from Kick or whatever
and banned because he was-
They always get a new deal at a new place. Yeah, they have so many followers, someone's gonna sign them. But you know, I think that this kid's hurting from it because he got banned from kick or whatever in band because he was-
They always get a new deal at a new place.
Yeah, they have so many followers.
Someone's gonna sign them.
I just think things have gone too far.
Yeah, for sure.
It's gone too far.
Oh, you're getting a surgery
and the doctor's like an influencer.
Yeah, well, by the way, that'll happen for sure.
Bert Kreischer did that.
I was getting surgeon and did a whole bit before it.
You know, the one other.
Well, if you're the guy getting the surgery.
Yeah, that's different though, the doctor.
But I don't think like that
keep it going um Burgess like king of promo so I he's the best I'm just not
wired that way if someone's a came in you might if we shoot this surgery like
absolutely not dude no let me get through it we'll talk after hey I want
to do this for my thing no I get it get it. That's why, you know, he's a massive police officer.
Yeah, they're like, don't film it.
Like, film it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What are you doing?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, don't film that.
Yeah, kind of.
You're like, wait, what?
I think it's a younger thing too,
because these guys grew up like, from, you know,
from age 10, they were like, all I am is this, like,
sure, I'm a computer code, essentially.
They know the algorithm, they know what's gonna hit.
Maybe we are though, you know?
Maybe we are.
Well, as real as it gets this weekend, you'll see 308.
I know, Nick, you're gonna be watching,
but it's literally the best fight the UFC can make.
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Heck yeah.
But go on, Brent.
I like the two dogs.
If you're gonna make money,
now are they both gonna win?
It's gonna be a far stretch,
but I like Whitaker in five rounds over Homsot as a dog.
That's not a bad bet.
And then Max Holloway, how can you bet against Max?
But tough fucking fight.
That dude, that dude is, no, that dude was.
And then he got.
It's like you're in the ring again.
Ilya, Ilya, what is it?
Topuriya.
Topuriya, so I know obviously Max Holloway,
but I don't know this other guy.
So Max last fight at 55 against Justin Gagey,
he knocked him out, right?
I think Max should have stayed at 55,
but he's going to 45 to fight for the title
I don't like when he cuts weight. I think he's better now at his age at 55
But I'm never gonna bet bet against Max. I can't then Robert Whitaker
He's the best middleweight in the world as long as he's done fight is usually be he did lose to DDP
He's a bigger guy
Homsot is this I know that guy
DDP who's a bigger guy.
Hamsat is this prospect.
He's this prospect who started off at 70, fought one fight at 85.
They fought Kamaru Usman who's a welterweight that blew up to 85, but he gases out. But he's like the next thing. The UFC's pushing him to be the next champ.
Cosmot. Cosmot. Cosmot.
Hamsat. Hamsat.
Whatever happened to that... What's his name? Khabib?
No, the fucking... the guy that gets chubby off season.
Oh, Patty Pimley?
Yeah.
Whatever happened to Patty?
He's fighting soon.
This was the Max Holloway one, right?
Yeah, yeah, that was wild.
That was wild, that was wild.
One of the best moments in UFC history.
Yeah, and I saw it, dude, and I'm lucky for that.
All right, well.
I'm fucking lucky for that. I saw it live.
And then you order at home. No, I was doing the fucking thing.
I think. Oh, yeah.
We're doing the fight with Brian.
That's right. That's the last one we did.
No.
Knock them out.
The whole cards great.
And it's in the middle afternoon,
which I like. So I get.
Oh, that that is good.
That is good.
Why do they all have the chin beards?
Is there a functional reason?
Or do you see chinbeard? Is that a functional reason? If you see chin beards?
Is that a Russian thing?
Yeah, it's a Russian thing.
That's just the Russian thing.
Why is that though?
Because it's so sexy. I mean, it's hard to argue against it.
It's the worst beard.
Yeah, it's pretty bad.
Yeah, it looks disgusting.
It's pretty bad.
And this card's in Abu Dhabi.
And a lot of these Muslim guys can't get visas
because they work with Kadyrov,
the dictator from Chechnya,
and so they can't get visas,
so anytime they have an Abu Dhabi card,
they'll just load it with all those guys.
It's stacked with names I can't pronounce.
It's always stacked with horrible names.
And why can't they?
And they're all tough as shit.
Just fighting in the Russian forest.
Because that guy's like
like the number one worst dictator so it's like a
Terrorist threat America says him and Homs honor super close like there's pictures of them like grappling hanging out all the time I'm Zan who's that?
I'm not the guy who's fighting Robert Whitaker and the okay. Okay, so so okay, so they're close
So plus 210 for Robert Whitaker take my fucking money. So, okay, so hold on, so who's this guy?
Okay, and America says you don't get to come here
and do shit because of this guy?
Yeah, so if you have close ties with him,
they don't want anything to do with him.
He just like kills gay people in the country.
If you look at him, he's a bad fuck.
But he loves MMA.
He just looks like a guy.
Yeah.
He just loves MMA.
But he looks like a guy that I would just fucking see at Coffee Bean.
Honestly.
What Coffee Bean you hanging out at?
He's so old to anyone.
This guy would be at Coffee Bean with three other friends that look just like that and they would be fucking killing it all day.
All day at the Coffee Bean on the patio.
You better watch your fucking words then.
Straight mercenary.
I gotta look him up later.
Oh, that dude. Wow, that's wild that on this world,
on this earth, people are
are just murder motherfuckers for that kinda shit. Wow. Wow.
Have you watched the news lately? It's kinda going on. Now the news is what? What's news?
Yes, I've seen it. I know, I just, I'm always fascinated by it. It's fucking crazy, dude.
Worked up today. Yeah, he is well get one got a business call and
Got a few more tattoos now this guy's a general. I know you're business man
There's hey, no you gotta see Chris. I love this. There's video him and Homs. I who's a fucking monster
Okay, yeah, and they're pronounced comes at comes up and you can watch them
You can tell homes that's like letting them get it. Yeah it But he's in a full like sweatsuit. It's hilarious. Oh, let me see who's it? So that's that's the
Tom's I yeah
This is so we're not gonna really hit no look at him. He's like let him do work
That's funny. He's kind of taking him down. Let him do work
Cuz he knows if he really fucked him up would go missing
That's in that't that weird dude?
Oh when Putin when plays the hockey games against people, he just culminates out of
the league.
That's exactly it.
That's my favorite.
Full sweatsuit though.
How hilarious though, full sweatsuit.
He accidentally hits him in the face.
Oh yeah.
And the guy's down, and then the whole room goes, oh yeah.
Right?
This is what Chin does with Brendan. Yeah, he's down and then the whole room goes, oh yeah. Right?
This is what Chin does with Brendan.
It's so weird that.
Oh, he's tapping.
No, I actually tried with Brendan. I tried my best and I got destroyed.
Now suck my cock.
Okay. What's he gonna do?
You're lucky you're not gay.
So, wow.
And what is the country?
Is that Dagestan?
Chechnya.
Chechnya? Oh.
It sounds like a mission impossible fake country.
Is it Chechnya?
There's Chechnya, Chechen.
Chechnya is the country.
He's the dictator of Chechnya? There's Chechnya, Chechnya. Chechnya is the country. That's the, he's the dictator of Chechnya.
Hamsat though is from Kazakhstan.
Kazakhstan.
Buffalo, New York.
Kazakhstan.
Oh, he is from Chechnya.
For Chechnya.
Yeah, that's why they're boys.
So now there's a Czech Republic, there's Chechnya,
and there's a, he's the Chechnyan dictator.
Bro, you wouldn't go to any coffee bean in the valley,
you'll see three of those dudes.
Weird, you gotta watch your piece.
It's an interesting dictator haircut, I'll give you of those dudes. Weird. You gotta watch your piece of cheese.
It's an interesting dictator haircut, I'll give you that.
The chin beard pulls it together.
You need chin beard.
Is that it, Nick?
Yep.
That flew by.
All right, kids.
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What is, oh, and on this Sunday I'm doing that, the end bar.
What is the, in Torrance, right?
In South Bay, it's funny.
In a few blocks down from Toronto,
I'd do Orlando, Funny Bomb, November 11th to the,
no, November 1st and 2nd, and then like.
Hang a quick Louie from that.
Yeah.
You're gonna get to quick Louie.
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