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I'm Not A Player I Just Crush A Lot | The Golden Hour PATREON #20 EXCERPT w/ Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

August 30, 20230 comments♥ 0
00:00 We're friends that laugh, we're friends that shout Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about But that won't stop us Nothing can stop us It's like a show you used to love Just rebranded enough It's stronger, better, bigger power Cause it is the Golden Hour
00:28 It's the Golden Hour Oh, this part's great. I love this part. I love this clip. What is this? Dana talking about rap? He's on Mike Tyson's podcast. Okay.
00:44 Yeah, I listen to Rockstar, but I'm a big fucking rap fan from way back. And, you know, I mean, I grew up in the 80s when rap really started to take off. Fucking Run DMC, LL Cool J, the Beastie Boys, the Fat Boys, Salt-N-Pap-A-Rub. You give love a bad name. That's Bon Jovi. Yeah, I listen to that. My guy's just on them shrooms. He's like, you give love a bad name.
01:12 What on earth was going on there? He's just participating. You're in your 50s. You're rich. Did they mention Bon Jovi before that? I don't think so. Why is the audio so bad? Is it a video of a TV?
01:29 It's a cool J, the Beastie Boys, the Fat Boys, Salt-N-Paparazzi. You give a bad name. That's Bon Jovi. Dang, that's dead serious, too. Well, no, that's Bon Jovi. I would have just powered through. I'm like, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah no That's fun I would have just Powered through I'm like
01:45 Yeah Yeah yeah yeah Fat butts Fat boys DC boys And Big Pun Oh wow They just wheel him out there
01:52 Yeah You guys remember Heavy D Hell yeah Remember Big Pun dude I saw a picture of Big Pun and Fat Joe The other day
02:02 You know how they were Like boys Man Big Pun Was so fat You're talking about Big Pun and the Terror Squad Yeah a picture of big pun and fat joe the other day you know how they were like boys man big pun was so fat you talking about big pun in the terror squad yeah they were a terror dude when i first heard that song i ain't a player but i crushed a lot i go oh it's just gonna be so different from now on yeah i loved that song oh i love damn holy he was 700 pounds? That's crazy. My 600-pound life. You'll see a big pun on me.
02:25 He was 317 kilograms? What if I did like that? That is just crazy. Too big. I kind of feel bad right now. Why? He died? Yeah.
02:35 Oh, wow. A decade ago, bro. Oh, okay. More than that, actually. When did he die? 2000. Yeah, 2000. Wow.
02:44 Yeah. Punish me, big boy. I don't want to be in play no more. I'm sure nobody will. I'm in Yeah, 2000. Wow. Yeah. Punish me, big pun. I don't want to be in play no more. But I'm sure nobody. I didn't play, but I crushed a lot. But I'm sure no one was like, you know. Play that song, Nick. What are we doing?
02:53 I'm just saying, big pun wasn't getting all the Lizzo love. You know what I mean? No, back then it was frowned upon. Yeah. Yeah. Well, also. We call those the good days. No one fat shamed big pun.
03:04 Well, you had that talent. If you were that fat, you had that talent. But you remember when Big Pun was in that movie, The Empire? Big Pun was in Empire. You remember that movie with Johnny Legs? No. Oh, it's a good movie. I remember the, yes.
03:15 I didn't see it, but I don't know who Johnny Legs is. He wasn't a one-hit wonder, but this was his hit. No, no, no. Big Pun? Yeah. No, no, no. He was legit. He wasn't a one-hit wonder, but this was like.
03:24 Yeah, he had a very promising career. He was very good. Big pun? Yeah. No, no, no. He was legit. It wasn't a one-handed wonder but this was like... Yeah, he had a very promising career. He was very good. He went platinum. It'll be it a little Italy that kind of shit, you know? You're just like, what is he saying? You play some of his songs
03:35 and it gets Patreon-y. Oh, yeah, huh? Oh, yeah. Play that. Play... I ain't a player but I fuck a lot. Still not a player.
03:46 There's a radio version. That's the crush a lot But I fuck a lot Still not a player There's a radio version That's the Crush a lot That's the I like that That's the funniest shit Damn Look at all the other bigs That they're showing Now that's hilarious
03:55 Look at the artist The key guy Big perv Big perv Big paha Big fall off after that It's like That was
04:04 Pause it That was, pause it. That was the worst sound I've ever heard in my life. It was truly the worst sound I've heard. Well, wait till we do karaoke. Hey, but you knew what I was doing, right? Because of that. Not because of you. If you just came in and went.
04:25 If you just came in and went, Oh! If you just came in and went, Guys, what am I doing? Yeah! Thank you.