The Golden Hour - I'm Taking the Rainbow Back | The Golden Hour #133 w/Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: May 23, 2025

The guys talk about problems with wearing white clothing whilst eating fast food, peeing advice from Chris, Erik ordering from an AI powered Carls Jr., AI taking over jobs, Bryan Callen constantly getting fooled by AI, an American Idol update and much more! Get two extra episodes every month at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcastDraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code GOLDENSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We're friends that laugh, we're friends that shout Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about But that won't stop us Nothing can stop us It's like a show you used to love, just rebranded enough It's stronger, bigger power cuz it is a Golden hour It's the golden hour

Try a piece of that coffee, dog. I scarfed that shit down. How you not eat that shit so quick? I'm trying to savor it. Oh, that's crazy. I'm savoring it with my coffee Is that okay with you? Don't savor it. Oh, that's crazy. I'm savoring it with my coffee It okay with you don't savor your coffee Get all together so you have a headache. That's why you're falling apart. Okay, you're Like you're on one today. I just have a what kind of Chris we gonna get right now for now

That's not come on, bro You know what I'm saying I bring it but I got a headache and that's that and and I still Show up and wreck shop dude Sometimes you're not always gonna feel great. That's what I tell my kid. Yeah, I'm not gonna be a hundred percent You got it. You know what? Yeah, it doesn't matter. You're a sharp record or not. Yeah Yeah perform. Mm-hmm. Like it was a hundred degrees when he was pitching the other day I went before you went out of the car. Listen, it listen, it's hot. Off the bat, it's hot for everybody. I don't wanna hear nothing about it.

10 minutes later and he's just sweating his ass off. Pitch up. I was like, God damn, it's hot. You even get ready to go through. What's gonna be super hot in Texas? Oh yeah. God damn, they still play? Well yeah.

Got scorpions and shit you gotta deal with. We got a bunch of them in the house. The new one, the new house? In the garage. Wow. Oh, you just gotta, you know what? and shit you gotta deal with. You got a bunch of them in the house. The new one? The new house? In the garage. Wow. Oh, you just gotta, you know what? You gotta call somebody right away. That's what I do.

Oh yeah, dude. What a good idea. Okay. You think you should call someone to get rid of the scorpions? You know what? This right here? Why are you even fucking saying,

would this guy say some shit? Oh yeah, you're not on that. Hey dude, did you already call the scorpion guy? Oh yeah, he did, dude. He did. You know why? Because there's scorpions in his house and they shouldn't be there. that hey dude did you already call the scorpion guy oh yeah he did dude he did you know why cuz there's scorpions in his house and they shouldn't be there in the garage in the garage do you feel better no headache scolding me and that level bro the campaign should help with the headache I know but I already drank

coffee I was like I actually I can't tell if it's because I didn't drink enough coffee or if I drank too much Or the past few days or what? Hey, you one of those guys when you're sick you let everybody know. Yeah. Yeah, he is Yeah, yeah, shut up. Well, but I don't say I'm sick I just fucking complain more and then I I won't admit it and then and then I'll be you know, bring me stuff I'll tell you what I me stuff I'll tell you what I'm impressed by well that you have that super white sweater on because I cannot do yeah I know you know what I was just I was just I'll go eat and then like I'll look down and they'll be like why did you wear this engraving dude if you ate

that burrito if you ate that burrito and then held that on no what we went we went to Mastro's and we and Rachel was out. I had on a white shirt and like, you know, mid meal I looked down. Oh, she got Melco over it. There is a- I'm like, what the? Yeah, there is, I, that's funny you're benching this now cause I've decided finally,

I will not wear a white shirt or pants on travel day. After Labor Day. On a travel day. Yeah. What are you talking about? Nuts, bro. Everywhere. Fucking coffee piss.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just everything is everywhere. It sucks. I don't like wearing white. I love white. When you get to around my age, you'll see too, like the piss thing is a real thing. You keep saying that. I love where you get that addressed.

No. Just get a quart. I don't care how many times I shake. A little bit still gonna come out. Shake it. You know, I gotta like, should get that addressed. No, I don't care how many times I shake a little bit, it's still gonna come out. Shake it? You know, I gotta like, I gotta toothpaste it. I remember when I had a coach in football, I'd say the same joke every time we're at the urinal,

go, shake it more than twice, you're playing with yourself. Yeah, you do that, you say that? He would say it. Who? The head coach, to all the kids. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd go. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's kinda weird. One time's good, but. Yeah, for the first time I was like, all right, I just decent. Third time, like third time like you could probably figure it out If you just push that under your balls if you push your taint the rest of it comes out I don't have a leaky problem if I do I only give a few drops and try that try that Somebody told me that I was like, oh yeah, and it works You know you'd be surprised how much piss you got and you still left Eric's push himself today with the coffee cake any

burrito coffee No the coffee cake, didn't he? Burrito coffee cake. I can't have a little dessert. No the coffee cake is good. I can't have a little dessert. Coffee cake is good bro but chill man. This is a place of judgment I see. Chill. No, no, no. No dude, either way. No, no, no. Let's get the donuts in here. Yeah, no, no, no. Here you go. I want to eat donuts bro. I love it. I love it. I ate that coffee cake, but I ate that same coffee cake and I thought that was fantastic And it feels like the staffy would you yes that fast food? Would you know fuck Tuesday, isn't it? Well, it's fuck health Tuesday. Well, it's a little better than that's not McDonald's. Well, what'd you have?

There you go That's not fish you dude I like going to McDonald's a lay of fish. I love ordering ask McDonald's where they get the fish from they go just eat it Well, I mean at a certain point if you start doing the math in your head on anything like that You're gonna be like, oh this can't be good That makes sense. Yeah, then it's all slimy. The chicken nuggets are just not deep fried snot. Oh, God damn it. I never eat them again. I haven't eaten McDonald's in 20 years. Oh, I said to my kids,

they like the chicken. They like the nuggets. McDonald's went, that's deep fried snot. They've never asked for them again. My dad once said, Oh, I'm so glad you guys are talking about this. All right. Deep fried snot? Yeah, yeah. I was in, where the fuck was I? I was in some, oh no, this is when we were just in Palm Springs. So I had my show, alright. Okay.

I hadn't eaten at all. This is an Eric story, it's gonna be gross. There gets grumpy. No it's not, so I'm thinking I'm coming home, going back to the hotel. I said I'll just stop and grab something. Cross junior or something quick. But I didn't want to get that kind of stuff. And Rachel's like, nothing's going to be open in this Palm Springs.

And I was like, what? So I finally said, it was like, I had to go to Carl's Jr. Check this out. I pull up to the drive-thru and this is what happens. Hi, this is AI. I'm going to take your order. This probably went well. You know what I mean?

And I was like, no, dude, the order was great. Okay. When I got to the front, I said, hey, hi dude. And the guy was like, what do you think of it? I said, all I hear is jobs being taken away. Right, right, right. You know what I mean? And he was like, yeah, man, we used to have to have two more staff members. Now we don't. He said, man, you're right. What do you used to have more job? Others are good jobs taken away. And he says, yes, I totally understand that. Anyway, here's your chicken nuggets disgusting fuck yeah you're going to get he's going to get cancer but the it's really bananas you didn't take what I'd really find strange about it is like yes I'm gonna do it's midnight no almost a year

ago they passed that Gavin Newsom passes that law that all fast food workers have to make a minimum of $20 an hour Yeah, no, they're not so then so what did the people do they go? Cool. All right. Yeah get rid of our order and right right right say what the fuck now you get fucking hello Yeah, welcome to McDonald's. I would like to take your order. Oh god I have a question about your robot what why the fuck is it moving its hands? To make it look realistic. Oh, so they would do like this. I have a question about your robot. What? Why the fuck is it moving its hands? Because they're not all. To make it look realistic. Oh, so they would do like this?

This is what robots do? All the fucking nuts and bolts are moving. Hey, oh, here comes this little piggy again. Hello. Piggy. Piggy. Piggy. Hello.

This would be the worst Terminator ever. Terminator was like, I'll be back. You ordered this, right? You're certainly bringing it home to people as well, right? It's not all just for you, right? Oh wow, what a piggy. Here you go. Here you go little piggy.

Zolongs. Wow, what a bitch. He's going to get cancer. Anyway. There's no way this is all just for you. You can't be serious. Really that much? Hello, Eric.

Why is it me? Can I call your doctor? Do you mind if I call your doctor? Hello. They already know all your information, they scan your face. You have blood pressure, you should not be eating two McFlurries. In the drive through your phone, you're like, Dr. Johnson? Yeah, a robot called me two McFlurries.

You're going to die early. Here's your happy meal. You're going to die early. Look, here's your fucking burgers. I got a famous star with Coke Zero and uh. You don't go with the Western burger no, you know I can't stand you Barbecue sauce on a hamburger don't make sense. I don't like barbecue sauce period but on a hamburger

What are we talking about? Had the right one bro, I was the right one back in the day chilies used to slap not do On burgers Disgusting yeah, it doesn't that doesn't make anus Western burger big anus Western bacon cheeseburger Big anus, Western bacon cheeseburger. Mm-mm. Ooh wee. I'm hungry now. I like that bullshitted up fucking.

That's disgusting looking. I care it. I'm going to be in Raj- wait no, Wins has come out. I'm going to be in, uh, Dania, Florida and, uh, Irvine and, uh, Huntington, Alabama. You still sound like the robot. And I am also going to be in Miami and also st. Louis and Indianapolis and Irvine and Houston I'll be in personally like I'm doing Houston improv Hunts feels great. Love you go back up when you doing braille you say you doing braille one of those

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Yeah, but then just people at home depressed because they can't go anywhere because our tank is empty yeah, I just get like 160 gallons of gas with what it takes to wipe your ass. Yeah Yeah Use gas. Just set your ass on fire. Oh my god, dude Fuck you said it you just spray your ass You like the day clean?

Remember Callie was gonna do that like fast pass lane, but you have to pay like $12 or $24 It was like this is ridiculous. I was like, you know, if it means nobody's on the road. Yeah, it's ridiculous. Sign me up 12 bucks to get where I'm going fuck. Yeah, it's ridiculous. Sign me up. $12 to get where I'm going? Fuck yeah. No traffic? What a steal. No traffic? You know what?

You're kind of like, every bit, then you have a little attitude about your own bit. Yeah, bro. I don't like that. And that's what we call the crystal here bro. I hate this bit that I'm about to do. I'm going to do it. This might be AI though. Yeah. Yeah, this is AI.

Bro, I saw a thing for AI and it was unbelievable. I go, Oh, I still haven't been fooled. No, you do. You don't get fooled No, you do though. You got fooled early on like two episodes ago. Oh He did on some bullshit. Yeah, some terrible bullshit. Ryan gets fooled every morning No, but who Brian every more? Yeah, I did. Can you believe they're doing this Nirvana's came out with new album Nirvana's getting my old new album. God damn it. God, I fucking wanna punch Brian. The real issue is the fact that there are probably millions of people who like,

I hear something like this and they go, can you believe Newson? You know, it's like, you're like, whoa, what's real? You know, we can't get our news from any official place. I don't know what you do. I don't know what we do, I don't know what you do But also it's California's like yeah, that makes sense eight dollars. Yeah, probably right head that way. I don't know man It's just what it is. I Don't think so

It's six dollars right now. It's two dollars Yeah, that's six dollars Allen for the gas that you get for your cars. No no no well for 91 so let's say you're getting 93 whatever it's still 580 for years. I thought that was the year the gas what? What for years? I thought 87 was like, oh, this is 87 the year 87 gas Yeah, yeah, that was like 90. It was like, oh they get the 1990s You got me There's no way I what I thought that but I didn't know what, I didn't know about octanes and all that kind of shit. And as it's, as it's getting further and further the year, they're like, man, they need to update their gas.

Still? 86? I remember when they had 88 and I was like, uh oh 88! Oh, that's it? And come on, you never- They must've unearthed some 88 gas. You never had one dumb thing that you had. Yeah, but that's a funny one. No, forever.

Tell us about mid-20s. I always thought the Disney logo was a G. It does look like a G, but it's Disney, not Disney. No, I just thought their logo was a G. I was like, why don't they make it a D? That's stupid, yeah. And then I thought when giraffe was giraffe Talks about 35 to yeah to do that two days ago giraffe giraffe giraffe sounds like a football player and one of those uh

Kian Peele skits um speaking of gives me It's Disney week on fucking Idol. It's my family seven guys left dude. I watched it on Sunday These people are, there's some, that dude Jamal is great. The black dude. And the kid with the cowboy hat looks like Woody. Oh yeah, he might win. He might win. I can see him winning. It's all good. Disney Week's my favorite though. Yeah, there's such great singers. This is a lot of talent. Oh god. Oh yeah? Yeah. Most talented to get in. There's scorpions getting out of your house. Yeah. Well you just gotta call a guy. You know, they spray. Call a guy and watch American Idol.

I told you how they were snaking snakes in the neighborhood. One of the ladies in the chat, on our group chat in our neighborhood. Rattlesnakes or we're talking about grubbers? Rattlesnake. Yeah, that's a problem. She said it was a rattlesnake. She left her door open, it was a rattlesnake

sitting in a corner over the rooms. Yeah, it's our new bitch. I'm like, we're moving. Yeah. I feel that way and I got frogs. Yeah, oh God, frogs? Yeah. Oh, really? I have a whole bit now I do on stage,

but dude, I mean, dude. What's wrong with frogs? My whole bit is like, well no, part of the bit is, dude, if there are a thousand frogs out in your front lawn come nightfall. It's a symphony. Hey, realtor, let me know. Give me a heads up, dude.

That's why you never saw the house at night. I know. That's that bullshit, that's that shit right there. You know what I mean? That's on you. No, but it's like, no, no, that's something. No, now I'm a frog hunter, now I'm a fucking frog killer. If you have a frog situation in your neighborhood, that should be item three.

Yeah. On the, okay, well we have this, this, this, and by the way, there's a little bit of a frog thing. Yeah, we don't have frogs. That's weird. But every, I'd say once a month, the neighborhood two doors down, they're Persian. They throw a Latin style party. And I'm not talking like a little,

I'm talking full blown lights, Arabian Nights, fucking lights everywhere. And they go to about 10 p.m. I'm in bed at 8.30. Wow. But it'll rattle the house. Oh, you're in bed at 8.30? What?

Oh, that put me to sleep right away. Nick's been working on this for 15 minutes. It's not really what. It sounds like but yeah I don't mind that I know it's it it's are they cute like that. No, Chris. That's a gift you piece of shit Bud no I don't it's not that I I don't like the sound I don't want them there. I don't want a thousand frogs in my yard What eats frogs? I guess who am I Ranger Rick? I don't want a thousand frogs in my your kids can catch them though Yeah, yeah, I need to have more kids so we can get them all

We would they like to catch them are they afraid of them What snakes birds mammals even some ins, you bet we want to get something on the property That's gonna take him out hunt him so they moved like this Do the fucking Gatling gun Just one frog right there Go outside of your yard is just a wreck. Yeah. Yeah, just guts I'll tell you who take your frog from my friend Donnie here I'll tell you what Sam my Yorkie that the one that's still alive not butters butters died, but Sam

What the fuck? Oh, that's AI. Oh, that's hilarious. No, that was real. That flies D. That's not real. That's not real Nick 15 years ago that diesel. That's not real. That's not real, Nick. 15 years ago. That fly said never let down. That didn't really happen, dude. Yeah, it did, dude. It's from Barack anal. Hold on. Hold on.

Yes, fight, fight, fight. Okay, listen. Nick feels so stupid right now. I don't even know, I'm still torn. It was the fake sounds that got us. You were like, oh man, this is fake. Let's take a little break here, dude. Eric's taking a shit. Listen, the NBA finals are almost here. Every second counts. My nuggets are outside. Stop watching. But I'm rooting for the Knicks now. That's right.

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Yorkshire Terrier, he fucking got a rat. That's what they do, yeah. I know, no, but my dog's never done that. My dog's like, all right, I'm in. Well, I don't like it except for, I don't want rats. Yeah. So.

We'll put them sick, sick them on the frogs. Well, yeah, I know, but then there's always something out there, right? Yeah. Pretty soon I'm gonna be like So. Well, put them sick. Sick them on the frogs. Well, yeah, I know. But then there's always something out there, right? Yeah. Pretty soon, I'm going to be like, all right, got them all. And then there's going to be fucking locusts. What the fuck? Blah, blah, blah.

But the frogs are upset because it's like, this is their territory. I get it, bro. It's like the Jets and the Sharks, man. It's a whole fucking animal musical. Hey, wait real quick. In your backyard, is it the fucking, um. Jungle book? Yeah.

Yeah. Like you have a pond back there? I don't know. It's really big It's gonna be good. Take princess in the front, but I know I you know, there was a frog in the pool the other day That's cool, man. They're harmless. Well, do you guys ever look at that app? What is it called the neighborhood app or whatever that is? Citizen that's citizen. Oh, I like citizen. Next door. No, citizen's lit. So next door in San La Corrida,

all they're talking about right now is the snake problem. There's like, and they're saying, be careful of the baby rattlesnakes because they're the worst. Oh. That's a myth, that's fake. Because they think when they bite, they can't control their venom, that's fake.

No, no, no, it's about there's so many of them. And they're more scared of you than you are of them type of thing But you have to be careful because they will sounds like a bunch of bitches in there. They're rude. I mean it is what it is Well, yeah, we're on bitch drive. Yeah, are you on bitches only? He didn't even sell that right bitch ass court Bitch way am I right? Yeah, dude, you are right. What are you on letterbox bitch circle Am I right? Yeah, dude. You are right.

What are you on, Letterboxd? Bitch circle. Am I right? No, but yeah, snakes are... Snakes are a problem. There was a snake in my house. Yeah, there was a snake at my house, just a little one. I don't mind.

I don't care. Snakes are pretty weird if you think about them. They're disgusting, but I don't think about them. Like, rats are fine. Frogs to me, I'm like, oh, bro, come on. Rats? You're cool with rats? I'm not think about them. Like rats are fine, frogs to me, I'm like, oh bro, come on. Rats? You're cool with rats? I'm not cool with rats.

I don't want them at my house. You said they're fine. No, I'm saying, what I'm saying is. Yeah, what are you saying? The holding it test, right? Frogs lit. I don't wanna hold none of that. Yeah, no, I know same.

But if you got to. Frog. Yeah, you think? Warts. Over a rat rat and you have warts Over I saw this great Instagram video about like it's all these they said our babies naturally afraid of snakes Hmm, so they had all these babies. It's in our DNA caveman. Yeah, but didn't they put the snakes He just says shit. Yeah, and then this and the babies are just like nothing That's why people are scared of the dark.

Caveman days, it's in our DNA. Yeah, but also, anything can happen in the dark. Caveman. You get afraid of the dark when you stub your toe one time when it's dark. Now you're like, fuck this, turn the light on. They didn't have lights, cavemen didn't have lights. I understand.

Clostrophobia is another one that not everybody has, but I think most people do, I think. Right, right, right. That, ugh. I'm watching a movie about like- I'm gonna have it around fat people. Like claustrophobia is another one that like not everybody has but I think most people do I write right right that I'm watching a movie around fat people You have it a movie you watch a movie what if they're see a movie and it's about like somebody being buried alive Yeah, that just gets me. That's like the number one fair, right? claustrophobia You know, they used to have bells back in the day

at the grave sites because they buried so many dead people. They were ringing it. I heard about that. I heard about that. The more you know, guys. I'm gonna put a doorbell on mine in case I wake up. I'm gonna put a. Bing bong. Fucking, it's gonna be a ring.

Yeah, I'm gonna do a ring. That's all I was gonna say, I'll do a ring. Yeah, I'm still alive in here. Hey, hey, you. I don't know who you're going to give those flowers to but I'm still alive in here. Hey, hey, you. I don't know who you're going to give those flowers to, but I'm alive. Even now thinking about it, I'm getting heebie-jeebies.

Bing bong. Or one of those, ding dong, ding dong. Ding dong, ding dong. Let me tell you something. That doorbell, I would hear that doorbell one time in my house and we're out. Like, no, no, get that shit off. Because then every time somebody rings the doorbell, you're like, fuck it. You answered the door with an attitude.

Wait, do you guys have regular doorbells or you have just the ring? It's connected to a regular doorbell. I have a- But it's always delayed. I hear the Google thing first, then whatever the doorbell is. Old school doorbell? I have a fucking thing that says, we have too many solicitors. You know what they're like.

They're coming door to door? They're going door to door. Because the gate's not working yet because they're still building all this shit. It's annoying. This guy came by, I'm working with the solo guy yesterday when I butt dialed Nick and the freaking, this guy's like, hey, can I put this on your door?

I'm like, this, no! You know what I mean? Get out of here! Can I put this on your door? I'm going like this. No! You know what I mean? Get out of here. Can I put this on your door? Do you see yet solicitors where you're at? No, but I live in a gated community. I don't, but I haven't seen one forever. They don't really go door to door anymore.

Well, they probably just put stuff on. You never get stuff on your gate? Nah, man. They know better. I get on my car when I park places, like a car wash or fucking, you know, those like, you know, I mean Yeah, I Don't I yeah, I I don't I never got that in Hollywood either though. It's an old-school thing

Rachel changes the doorbell based off the season. So like during Christmas time it'll be That's some Kristen shit. Yeah. I'm just like what the fuck is that? I remember the KKK solicited at my house in Colorado. They had flyers on the door and I was terrified. What? Yeah, it was like a guy with a cape and you know,

we want you. I was so scared. Oh yeah, they just left the, it was like a yellow piece of paper said KKK thing. I'd be hilarious. It was season the seasonal doorbell With the fucking Grand Wizard Fuck your doorbell. Yeah. Now I remember I was so scared of him.

I was crying as a kid, my dad was like, they're not, first of all, you're white. They're not gonna kill you. But I was so scared, man. Yeah, but you look iffy. I was, oh, now I'm like, damn, I'm a tambo. KK would be like this. He's on a horse already.

He's on a horse already, like wait a minute, hold on, he might be white. Keep the horse there. Are you tired of? All the how'd you get here wait Well, I'll just get this one's tricky. Dave! Oh my god. Dave!

I've heard stories of comics getting booked for a show and then the people not knowing, maybe they had the same name as a different, oh god, who was that? But it was like a clan, you know what I mean? My god. They're all, oh. I know, but you know what though? But I bet you it was a great show. Oh yeah. You know what I mean? My God. They're all, oh. I know, but you know what though? But I bet you it was a great show. Oh yeah.

You know what I mean? Groups are great. Yeah. I always loved, the Klan was like, we just want a jigaboo roasting us. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What's up, Krakers?

That's so funny. They have a good time. They were like, yeah! Well, my last show. Then after the show they're like. That's what funny. They have a good time. They'll be like, yeah! Well, that was my last show. Then after the show, they're like. That's what they're saying with Kanye's new song, the Hail Hitler. They said the KKK is like, fuck, man, we finally

got one that slaps, but we can't really listen to it. Ha ha ha. Man, that song is really weird. Because. It's so strange. You can get it stuck in your head. It's like, don't listen to that. Do not get, do not listen to one second of that, dude. It slaps.

That's like that fucking, it's such a fucking ho. I love it. That's so catchy. And you're at the bank fucking singing that shit. It's a catchy dude. Fucking whores. Fucking love it. It just a catchy dude. I don't know. Fucking horse, fucking love it. It just shows you that the lyrics don't matter. Yeah. I don't know if I could be around someone that has a mask on. Yeah, no. Like just casual. Same. You know, you just out some place and you just, or you, like, can you imagine? What do you mean? Like, he's always got a mask on. Yeah, that's annoying. In being interviewed or something like that. I'm like, yo dude, what are you, what are you doing? Cause maybe it's not even him I could if it was a sex party, you know, like the eyes wide shut stuff. Oh

this one Yeah, you wouldn't that would be not because we'll just fucking on the back of chairs Yeah, how do you eat somebody's butthole with this thing on? Well, you know you get the nose in there And then I walk around the party the whole time you're just like smells like shit Is on the edge your nose. Imagine being those extras. Fuck. Yeah, dude. That's the part right there I'll be the guy barefoot in all black Just with the girl with the dumper everyone else has flat asses. Is the flat-ass party? Where's the dumper the dumper is a far left's a far left. She has a wagon on her.

The dude? Nah, right there, Doug. Nick knows what I'm talking about. Man, just once I wanna go to one of these parties. One time Nick finally picked the bright thing right away. It's usually, it's like, Nick, with the picture on the right, and he's like over at the top. This one?

This one he's talking about? That dumper right there? No, I never wanted to go to one of these parties. I was invited to one of these. I was seeing a woman this was years ago, and she was like, yeah, she was like, yeah, I've been to these on its parties. I was invited to one of these like I was you know seeing a Woman this pervert years ago, and she was like yeah, she was like yeah I've been in these parties if you want to come I was like like what she was like describing this kind of thing I'm like well. I can't go she was like why not I was like They're gonna be like why is he here? Why is Christa Lee here? You're a master and then she was that's what she said hey, dude I

Have my body dude. I still look like a bird. Yeah, but if they go. Yeah, but no one's gonna know you for your body. Hey, you're not Arnold Schwarzenegger. If they're saying why is Chris Deleuze here, then you deserve to be there. It would be more like, who's that guy? Come on, come.

Then you don't deserve to be there. It was, oh, but it was all anonymous probably, I think. I don't know, I didn't go. Last time I saw her, she had to. I went to one in Denver, when I lived in Denver, I went to a Swingers thing and it was all anonymous probably I think I don't know I didn't go last time I saw her I went to one in Denver when I lived in Denver I went to swingers thing and it was all dudes nice There's like three chicks. I'm like what the fuck is happening. Yeah, what's the scary part about that? Is that everybody sharing these three chicks or there's too many dudes. I guess so

What's the first part in your own was so ugly? Yeah, I mean like it's like I was in El Paso years ago in this one comic that local guys say I'm gonna take it to this thing. Oh in El Paso Paso, okay, so we were driving driving driving. I'm like, oh, this is how you die Yeah, dude, it was like a warehouse full of like you go in and there's like weird beds and stuff And he opened one door and it was like a bug on the bed that it just scurried off And I was like, no that was one of the invites that was one that you're like close the door oh you almost startled me what your dick sucked and I was like no give me just a few I was like this is. Let me eat your fucking butt.

That'll be the future. Let me lay on your friend-alum tip. That's in 10 years when the Google Translator works even better. You can do it with your dog. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What are you saying? He's so aggressive.

Let me eat your fucking butt. He's so small, he's got a short man complex, yeah. Short bug complex? Fucking goddammit, you stupid bitch. Turn around, you fucking piece of shit I mean your butt I came here to eat ass then he's in your buddies like where's your butt? Fucking smells perfect You like what I do with my wings

Chris brought it Uh... Chris brought it this episode. You like what I do with my wings? You stupid bitch. You like those antennas? I'm in your fucking crevice now, you stupid bitch. You like it, you know? Hey, I'm a guy, you're gay.

Hey man, relax, stop bugging out. I'm joking. Wordplay. Stinks like shit in here. Are you from Workaholics? This is my butt all of a sudden? You had to bring me in? Yeah, dude. It's messy down there, man.

It's spacious. What are you talking about? It's like a jungle sometimes. It's like a jungle sometimes. It's like a jungle sometimes. Right? You want to go on a bug. This is so stupid. What we got? Oh man. This lady passes out on here. Oh dude. I haven't seen this. Wait, before you even play this. This is really, really fascinating because the guy that's at the table with her, I really thought long and hard about that guy after this.

Okay. I'm just, that's all I'm going to say. Go ahead. Is this on CNN box? We're just going to get some help. Let me come back to Lydia. Well, we get some help in for Cameron. Um, let me come back to Lydia while we get some help for Cameron here. Um, so, um,

The president, we're gonna actually, we're gonna go to a break right here. We'll be right back. Cruz is like, go to break, go to break. Hey dude, she's maybe dying. Go help. No bro. This show must go on. That guy's professional.

Not really, dude. That's a pro right there. No, he shit the bed, though. He's like, oh. It's a pro. Oh, god. If Brendan fell over right now, I'd just quickly be like, Casey, somebody get over here for Brendan. But, ah, Chris.

Blah, blah, blah. Do the bug thing. Woo, woo, woo. I'm in your passed out butthole. Get ups. You ate too much fast food. Now you're dead Dude, she passed out. Do we know no? No. Well, I don't know now, but I mean she just you know Probably like you're probably trying to maintain her

Oh shit It was more than hey, how you doing? No, he wasn't that side said this He was in that smooth cared more about it than this. No you go you go fuck the show That happens in front of you go. Oh shit. Are you all right? I agree. Yeah, he was just like oh shit Okay, but listen, I agree with you But I also understand the idea that you know that idea that you're live on air and you're taking care of this So you would you would have to think you what we don't see is the people running over? Sure, you guys got this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. True, true, true. And he's like, you guys got this?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's very true. But you want to see a guy being more. He wasn't good with it, though. He's like, in other news, the tariff traits. Jesus Christ. I know, I know. She OK?

In other news, Mbop is on the charts. I don't know where I am. Mbop is back. Here's another example of that kind of professionalism. Forget this one Suck my dick, you know, he's like 30 years old here. Oh, yeah He's all right, he passed out. Oh! He's alright, he's just sleeping. He's sleeping. Really.

I was asleep a whole, he'd be alright. Look at Hulk Hogan. Standing like a baby. You alright, brother? He's like, no! Is that Richard Belser? Yeah. Alright, brother. And now, we'll be right back after this word from You Know Who!

We'll be right back! this word from you know who. Is that blood? Yeah. He said it was serious and he showed the stitches because everybody thought it was a work. A work? Oh, like a wrestling fake. Oh, like a prank? Yeah, like they didn't plan it. A work? You know what a work is?

I never heard of that. You don't know wrestling terminology? Never heard of work. If it's not a work, it's a shoot. Oh, it's a wrestling term? Yeah. I mean, it's just a head. Oh!

That's, it's like, you could deal with a lot today, but not that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is she okay? That's wild, man. Just painting live on her, oh man. Hey, hey, Hulk. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Is she OK? That's wild, man. You're just fainting live on it. Oh, man. Hey, hey, Hulk Hogan.

Hey, ease up. Yeah, ease up. You're a fucking, don't kill a guy who's going to later on be on Law and Order. Oh, that is the guy. Gong, gong. Gong, gong. Gong, gong, gong, gong, gong.

Boom, boom. Fucking do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do down No, no, yeah Yeah, dude that fucking bow bow Hell yeah, man. I need that. I should say this clip Nick this girl gets choked out and pisses her pants in the ring No, no She choked her she pissed in the hot ring. So they never said what it was or what happened to her? Did this just happen? HIPAA. Yeah, it just happened.

But it's just HIPAA rules. You can't just be like, oh, no, no. Kindness, I'm doing well. I wonder, yes, I'm just staying hydrated, letting my body rest. Thankful the Lord that everything is okay, she wrote. It may not have been how I planned to end the segment, you think?

Yeah. But I'll be back on TV soon. I wouldn't want to be on TV with her now, because now they're gonna be like this, in further news, Russia is, are you okay? No. Thank you. You know what I mean?

It's like slap. In further news. Yeah, we gotta make. It's like slap fight league, there's just Forrest Griffin behind her. No. Literally she, Oh yeah. I's just Forrest Griffin behind her. No. Literally she. Oh yeah.

I thought she was gonna break her neck. Oh God, really? What? Look at her. She's like pulling up on it and she just pisses. Watch the piss. She obviously was able to find the blood choke because it looked like immediately after this, Taeyani Lopez wins. Boom.

Flat. Yeah. Not a way you wanna lose. Ooh wee wee. Ooh pee pee. I you want to lose. Oh. Oh, wee wee. Oh, pee pee. I know, but if like, is this, is it worse for everyone because it's a girl? No, no, if it was a guy. I know, but is it worse for everyone?

What do you mean? Worst for everyone. Because it's a girl. I'd have to see them. As we're watching. If they're pretty, it's different. It just is. There it is, everybody.

I just don't know if. That's a big motion to LFA. I've never seen but get choked out that way before. Yeah Like the way brother was it that was Hulk Hogan. He said that's a fucking shoot brother. It's fucking shoot brother That's a good shoe brother. That is uh, really unsettling See that piss coming out like that Yeah really unsettling to see that piss coming out like that. Yeah. This guy put,

when the body thinks it's near death, it releases urine and sometimes poop. It's messed up to think the ref didn't stop this before that. Her body thought she was dying. Yeah, I heard about that though. It's like- Well, I think it's the kind of thing too, that like, would you let like, check this out.

Let me ask you this. If this was two guys and a man was choking another think too that, like would you let, like check this out, let me ask you this. If this were two guys and a man was choking another man like that, you think the ref would even let it get that long, go that long? Probably, because it's a common choke and he's probably like, I think he's all right. Yeah. You think so? All right, well that's good to know then.

Because I kind of feel like the guy was like, ah, these are girls, they can't hurt each other. Oh. Yeah, bitches want to be in the UFC? No, no, no, but you know, if they did. I was like, wow, I've never heard that. That'd be great. Yeah.

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He's just playing the noise just to see if it worked. Well I don't want you to do that. I won't. I don't even know. I just put my money back. Put it back? I'm even like alright, I can drive it back real quick. Let me see your phone.

No. Please put his money back. Absolutely, I'm going to have to ask you to leave now. You gotta show me your phone. call. No. You got to show me your phone. I don't think this may or may not be real. No, it's real. It's real. I want it to be real. So it's real. You said what? My money. I'm not going to take it take I took your money

Yeah, but I'm but it's cool it's only $20 Wow the kids young enough to know what's better Oh, please Oh, yeah, that's all I'm saying phones easily get hacked these days we just do Apple pay I can't man. I can't do it without the phone. I need the phone. Bro, you have to call the police because I took 20. That what a mark. You know what I mean? What a what a mark that guy is. Because there was a part of him that I need the money back.

It was a part of him that wanted to be a little racist, too. He was so you know what the best part about it was? He was so unsure about what was happening. That was the best part. Because part of it was like, in his mind he's thinking, you can't just take your money like that. Yeah, he had that the whole time. He's like, you can't just take your money like that.

I like that he kept going, all right, get your phone out, put it back on, and he's like, no, I'm not getting my phone out. But here's the other thing too, he's old. So he's definitely thinking, has technology gotten this far to where they can do that He's got that yeah, yeah, that's too funny. Yeah, but the employees too young he should know better The employees probably in on it he's also probably thinking okay. Well it was only $20 That's not the end of the world. What if he's lying and he took more. I mean there are so many things It's later that is making this so great and then also that look on his face of he's

black that's on his face too and I love like the only way to get it back if he did but he can't pull the phone he's gonna steal it because you know he would have got it kept going because he would have been, oh god, I stole a thousand. I would have been done. Be like, oh, I just got 60 more, this sucks. Oh, I just took a thousand. I'm trying to put it back. I'm so sorry. Dude, oh my god, that's funny.

Damn, Jason Tatum, Torres Achilles. Oh man, who's that? Wow. Place for Boston Celtics, they're fucked. Yeah, that sucks. Oh man, and they were really doing it. It's good to see New York go, though. Yeah, I would like to see New York.

Brunson's dope. That's the look right there. The look of white. It's so great, dude. The confusion. It's like dad, you know? Brunson's dope. That's the look right there. The look of life. That's so great. The confusion. It's like Nick, you know? Yeah, that's like future Nick. A little bit, that's Nick's future.

You're the ghost of Christmas future right there. I have a, okay, so I can either use my existing soundbar that we have for the bedroom TV, but it has to be paired with Apple TV, or I can get a new soundbar that can be working the same TV. We're gonna control all the sounds. Really? Hey man. Apple TV or I can get a new sound bar that can be working the same TV room. It's not really. Hey man.

Apple really. You think we care about your dumb sound system life. So what are you going to do? They should make sure that one does frog noise. I just probably just get a new thing that works with your get a new sound bar that works through your system. Really? I promise forever.

You think? Yeah. No. Buy it nicer. Buy it twice. My mommy. that what you need system really problems forever you think yeah buy it nicer by twice my mommy so yeah dude I love that dude it's so much sense yeah I love that dude cuz you know what you buy some shit from H&M and it fits nice and it's cool but that shit unravels it's strange oh that's a wrap that's a one time where I know no I know you look fly for one day though but you look but it's got good shit yeah but you know that, I know. You look fly for one day though. But it's got good shit. But you know.

That nine dollar shirt looked good for that one show. Ooh. It sure did. Oh dude, I got to Atlanta. One of the first things I heard when I got off the plane was a black lady go, oh wait. And I go, holy shit. Welcome to Atlanta. That was so funny, bro.

Welcome to Atlanta with a Playas Play. Did you get recognized for that video? Not for that video, no. That sucks. I'm surprised about you came up, because I tell you, I got so many times people say, are you in that video about Atlanta? That's hilarious.

Well, I'll tell you what, I was like one of those frogs in your backyard, man. They, I was the gay part of Atlanta. Mm-hmm. Ooh wee, ooh wee, your boy was a hit, man. Oh yeah. I felt good. Yeah. I felt good down there, bro.

Atlanta's one of those places where your wife gets mad. When you see, you never look at somebody from Atlanta and be like, is this person from Atlanta? You just know, you know what I mean? You tell by their car. Or their way they're walking, their dump truck, what they're wearing, I mean it's insane. You know what I mean?

The person looks like Cisco, you know what I mean? Like it's just. You got a vibe out there. Bro, if the person looks like Cisco, they're from Atlanta. I mean, first of all, it's probably Cisco. Yeah. These days.

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Let me see the booty go! Fucking gay. I'm near your butthole. I'm a guy, you're gay. We back to the bug? Yeah. He's still in my butthole. It's like a Beetlejuice bug though, yeah?

Well, the intestine is really long, so he's still traveling right now. I'm up there. Oh, okay. Oh, he has the God-smacked tattoo too on the belly button. Y'all don't get it. That boy gay. Yeah, you didn't get it.

I'm with Chris on this one. Back then you didn't get it. Kevin doesn't think so. You don't think so, Kev? No, I don't think he's gay. I'm picking the gayest pictures. Look at the big picture. She's picking it and he's saying, I don't think he's gay.

Well, he just went to the AI. He just said, Cisco gay. The mask. Is that what you Googled, Cisco gay? Hey, did Chen pass away? He had to go to the doctor. For his blood pressure? Hopefully? Cisco gay? Hey, did Chen pass away? For his blood pressure. He's getting his eyes widened.

Hey, but Cisco's definitely. Is he in BBO? Is that a real surgery? That'd be crazy. They do that. Yeah. They do that. Yeah. Get your eyes widened. Yeah, they get to all of them. I'm going to do it. I can't wait. Oh my God.

It's coming like this. You're so stupid. Let's do it. Let's go is a patreon Hey Cisco's definitely gay there though, yeah She's so surprised Bring it up the eyes wide open. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's what Brian did that, bring it up! The eyes wide open. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what Brian did that. He got his lids done. It did nothing.

Yeah, Brian... I have a picture of him when he came in the next day and both his eyes were black. I remember that. He was just staring at me all swollen. Calvin has a black eye now. Some kid bonked him by mistake. Look at that. What is that? The headbutt? Yeah. What is that?

Yeah, Asians are a big thing out there. You know I would do BBLs. They do almond eye shapes I'm trying to do which I'd be so pissed if I was a parent. I'm trying to get my narrow We I could do that. We're trying to get my narrow bro. I'm trying to get my narrow just it'd be fucking dope I'd rather have them narrowed that droop be so dope to just fucking laser them sharp like that. What would you fucking say? Dude, I need to get my narrow. You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna fucking take, I'm gonna get bolts, okay? Okay.

And then fishing twine. Tie it around the back. So you can like do different. So I get, shorten it, get it real going. Real going. Or let it, you know what I mean? For some reason that eye over there will not close you're too easy bro Asians are the only ones that modify their eyes, right? They're Cisco. You're asking these people.

That's hilarious. You AI'd it. You never hear of black people or white people modifying their eyes. That's what Chin is right now. She's like, I'm heading to the doctor. This is fucking flamboyant as shit. I'm coming up. I'm coming.

Oh my gosh. That's on to Van Gogh's song. Got to get my eyes widened, guys, I'll be right back. Wow. It sucks that gays took the rainbow, huh? I used to enjoy a good rainbow. What if you want to fucking just rock the rainbow? You're gay.

You can't, I can't just have a rainbow shirt, bro. That's bullshit. You know what? Fuck that, I'm getting rainbow shirts. Go ahead, wear rainbow shirts. I'm straight, it's fucked. I'm taking the rainbow back. Nope. How are you gonna? I'm taking it back's fucked. I'm taking the rainbow back. Nope.

How you gonna? I'm taking it back, bro. It's really the only thing that they've dominated. Yeah. Yeah, but you know what? You're gonna get bullied. But I know myself, dude. And I know I'm not gay.

No, I'll bully you. I'm still gonna fuck my wife, dude. And guys. Sweetie, get the shirt, we're fucking. Yeah, but this for some reason, you're gonna try to eat her pussy like this? Yeah. No.

No. It's just, you don't know why you're gonna try to eat her pussy like this You don't know why you're doing it like you trying to squeeze You always make everything gross, bro Oh, we're having a good time today, boy. Yeah, yeah. Woo. Well. Hey, I need you guys to acknowledge my question. What was it, dude? Are Asian people the only ones that modify their eyes?

We tried to ignore that one because there's a level of racism to it. Who else would modify their eyes? That's my question. No, yes, they're the only ones because they're the only ones that fucking need to get their eyes wide. You know why their eyes are like that? But they modify their eyes to look like those. Like this?

Rain. Rain? Rain. What do you mean? It's from rain. Their ancestors, rain. It would help. R-E-I-G-N? R-A-I-N.

Oh. Okay, Nick brought it at a different level. Oh shit. This is gonna be so racist. Yeah, it is. All right right so yeah so what is uh so fun I don't care look it up look it up next did we're idiots why do people have eyes like that as a rate that's classic internet yeah that's

the internet at its best is when it just takes some normal shit and then you just hear somebody. It's like I love the things when people like what Tony Baker does. When it's like animals and he's like voiceovering the stuff. I love that kind of shit. I'm getting rainbow pants. Okay, here we go.

Just on the rainbow, huh? And can you just, you know what? There's probably some dumb company out there that wants to send you something. Take the rainbow back? Take the rainbow back. That should be your new merch. Make America rainbow again. No, take the rainbow back. Take the rainbow back. That should be your new merch. Make America rainbow again.

Take the rainbow back. Yeah, but that's gonna be sort of like. Make America rainbow again? Right wing, kind of, MAGA hat-ish. Well, that's who pays money. I bet you gays pay more money. I don't think so. I don't know.

There it goes, protection from snow blindness, reduce the amount of light entering, greater insulation for eyes, sinus and its's freezing winds Yeah, they adapt to it Wow, it's cool, huh? Yeah, how do they know that though? You know what? I mean, I'm always like how the fuck do they know you know scientists are always like well You know the fucking duck bill planet plus did this because of this you don't know bro. I can't talk. Oh Really is that why they swim with their fucking,

with both, you know, things extended and these not? Like get the fuck out of here. You gotta watch more Planet Earth, dude. Oh, I've seen it, bro. Reminds me of Jim Gaffigan. He's like, this seahorse right here's having a baby. Right. Or this is the male seahorse.

That's having a baby. The male seahorse has the baby. They just make it up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's funny, that's funny. I like that. It's funnier if you don't butcher it. Yeah.

No. You know, I stumbled over it a little bit. It was good in a different way. Yeah, I got what you're saying. Gaffigan kills it, but Nick, Nick made it funny a different way. He gaffed it, you know what I mean? Yeah, I did.

He's like, Nick gaffed it again. That's pretty insane. Yeah, I mean, yeah, I did. He's like, Nick gaffed it again. Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm. I mean, yeah, I like that, I guess. Thank you, Kevin. Work, play. It worked. It worked. Woo!

It worked. It worked. Come on, Chris. Give me some. What else, dude? Dude, I'm just fucking, I feel all right, man. I feel way better now. I don't have the headache anymore,

because I ate and I drank my coffee. I feel like you were funnier when you had a headache. Yeah. It's because the intestine's so long, the bug is still in my butthole track. Where is he at now? In your throat, dude. He just comes out full of shit. Swallow me too.

Fuckin' gay guy. The thing I love about Chris is Chris can't help himself. I can't. In his mind he's like, oh this is gonna be so fucking stupid. You're in swallow, Gael. Oh yeah, you took me up the ass and you swallow. You're a real freak, huh? You're gay, I'm a guy.

I'm gonna come. I'll go back down and go back up, I'll keep going back down and back up and you'll be fucking and swallowing me all night Guy I'm jizzing the whole time, too I'll just in your butt in your mouth Thanks for coming to this party, dude Yeah fucking El Paso rocks

Fuckin love El Paso Sure glad you showed up. Oh yeah, fuck yeah dude. Fuck yeah dude. You're the ninth guy this week dude. I'm giving you something. You're fucked, you have an STD now, you're fucking gay, you're gay. Me too, I'm gay.

I'm not even gay, I'm just doing it because I don't like you. Now you're gay, I'm just a bug, no one cares about a bug, They're gonna care you're gay. Fucking swallow me. I'm in your mouth, I'm gonna get in your mouth real quick. I'm gonna hop up and get in your mouth real quick and then I'm gonna come back down, you can't spit me out.

Ah, back down motherfucker. Oh, you couldn't get me, could ya? We've been doing this all day long. I'm jizzing right now as we speak. He's holding onto your throat like this. He can't get me out. Where are we at, Nicky? I'll tell you what. I'll go back down to your butt hole and I will come out for one reason. I'll come out on a dick.

You can pick who's. Oh, you made it weird. I'll come out on a dick. You can pick who's. Oh. You made it weird. I'll come out on a dick. That's the only way I'm coming out. Mouth or anus, you pick. I don't care who. I got a GoPro here too, so fuck off. Why'd you pick a black one? Why'd you pick a black one?

Oh it looks like a Pacific Islander. Oh it looks like a Pacific Islander. Alright. Ahhhhhhh! Oh my god. Oh. Fuck dude. What's this fight?

This is just a hockey fight. It went viral. And then uh dude it turned out Oh look the way he's doing it Like their brothers. Oh my god. Yeah, of course. They're look at him. They're so like The other night still cool. I'm mom. He's like watch the game. Just watch the game Tell him mom Tell them mom. Oh man. You guys are like, you guys cool or?

This is in Vegas. Oh yeah. I went to... Did I tell you guys I went to one of these games? Yeah, no I saw you did though with Matt, right? Yeah, I went to the Knights. Dude, so exciting. Oh, Hockey Live is the best.

It was a minute left, Minnesota scores to go ahead. And then they replayed the wait, it was a minute left. Minnesota scores to go ahead. And then they replayed the thing because it was like, they thought it was interference, no interference. But then it was a coach's challenge on off sides, right? The crowd was like, you know, then the referee comes out, he's like, after further review, off sides! And the plays went fucking nuts, man, it was crazy.

But I thought I was making a joke, because I was like, I think the ref should have really played it up. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, you're like, after further review, we have discussed it, we've looked at every angle of the video, and we have come to the conclusion, hold on a second, my wife is calling.

Babe, I'm at the game. That'd be so. Short, chicken and rice is fine. Go with the Airplay speaker. We've talked about this before, sweetheart. Dude, like six minutes. Crap it! Come on!

Tell us to call, man. Anyway, what were we talking about? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Good luck to you, bug. We reviewed it. Oh, man. That's funny.

Oh, but it was exciting. Hockey is a real exciting sport. Oh, my god. Look at Nick. It's not far off. It's the same video. That's Nick. It's not far off. Somehow, I turned into. That's Nick. It's not far off.

It's not far off. Somehow I turned into Brian, though. Yeah, but this is in honestly three years. Yeah. It's not far off. And they are taking your money, because technology is advanced. Ah!

That's hilarious. You just see it. Wow. You do kind of look like Brian a little bit. This is crazy. You know, Brian's got kind of an AI face. I feel like a lot of people look like Brian when they AI them people can do in porn with Brian easily can't wait Or can't wait. I'm surprised. It's not more that just there is out no, but I mean like no

I know what would yeah out there like you're on a road You check out a porn hub thing cuz you're like, you know, you're on the road and you're just like I'm surprised that It's not like you can see anyone do anything at this point You know, yeah Scrawlidge, Oh handsome She was just go you should you should be able you should be able to go Beyonce cream pie with you know Jay-z Jay's not even Jay-z be someone else. Yeah with Tom Brady, you know, yeah Yeah, and then they just make that's the future of it, um, then they just make the AI yeah I'll be in La Jolla next weekend.

Second episode in a row. But there's no. I'll be in La Jolla this weekend guys, come check me out. Chris will be in a bunch of places, go to christaliah.com. And All Gas, Drive Fast, right? That's right. All Gas, there's gonna be another giveaway. Make sure you guys get your tickets and stuff on that

and be a part of that. A lot of magic going on, a lot of great cars have been given away. That's Chris D'Alia. That's Brendan Schaub. This is Eric Griffin. This is the Golden Hour. Thanks for watching. Ooh, nice sign-off.

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