The Golden Hour - Is It a Walking Day? | #196

Episode Date: August 7, 2026

Chris and Erik debate whether burping is worse than farting, recap a 5 a.m. estate auction bid on some not-so-real diamonds, and trade sleep struggles that end with the Stadium Pal, a wearabl...e fix for the middle-of-the-night pee. Nick brings the news: Mario Lopez's AI video, Jonah Hill's jiu-jitsu confidence, Liam Neeson's mystery pants, a Freddy Krueger remake that turned out to be fake, a Master of the Universe knockoff that's somehow real, and the viral wheelchair video that has everyone asking: is it a walking day?0:00 Intro1:07 Burping vs. farting4:44 Estate auction diamonds8:52 Sleep struggles & the Stadium Pal19:59 Mario Lopez's AI video22:30 Jonah Hill's jiu-jitsu confidence29:00 Dustin Poirier's arrest video33:34 Liam Neeson & AI fake videos36:40 Movie & TV talk47:23 Spokane fires & UFC news54:45 Is it a walking day?1:01:30 Tour datesGet two extra episodes every month at https://Patreon.com/TheGoldenHourPodcastTo submit to the show email: thegoldenhoursubs@gmail.com or Dropbox Link: https://www.dropbox.com/request/fqtbexhxyaky9X8f8MV1In the subject line, specify whether your submission is King It or Sting It, Debate Club, Rip My Drip, Relationship Advice, or Flaunt My Aunt. In the body of the email, include the attachment, your name, where you’re from, and in the case of Flaunt My Aunt, the name of your relative.SUBSCRIBE to The Golden Hour Podcast: http://www.youtube.com/c/KingandtheSting Get your King and the Sting merch at https://thicccboy.com/collections/sale-home-pageFollow #TheGoldenHourInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/the.golden....Twitter:https://twitter.com/the_golden_hrFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/KingandtheStingAnd check out Brendan, Chris, & Erik on social media!Brendan Schaub:https://www.instagram.com/brendanschaubhttps://twitter.com/BrendanSchaubhttps://www.facebook.com/OfficialBren...Chris D'Elia:https://twitter.com/chrisdeliahttps://www.instagram.com/chrisdelia/https://www.facebook.com/chrisdeliaof...Erik Griffin:https://twitter.com/ErikGriffinhttps://instagram.com/erikgriffinhttps://www.facebook.com/erikgriffinc...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 We just got an off a flight too, so I couldn't even detach my attachment because it was physically taped together and we didn't have scissors. So in the end, because I'm ambulatory and I did have a bit of energy on this day, I offered to walk up the stairs while they carried up my setup. The video that should have been is the guy going, I'm not sure how it would. The fuck. You can walk. Yeah. The guys they had to bring their shit out, I'd be like this. What are we doing? Well, how's the boyfriend not being like, baby?
Starting point is 00:00:27 Why don't you try to, is it a walking day or not? Just see if you can... We're friends that laugh. We're friends that shout. Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about. But that won't stop us. Nothing can stop us. Honestly think that burping is worse than farting.
Starting point is 00:01:13 A hundred percent, yeah. Yeah. And I know I'm in the minority. No, no, no. I want to spell it out for me. Give it to me. I don't... Pros and cons.
Starting point is 00:01:23 To be... Bros and cons. I'm not even like, it's just a visceral reaction feeling thing. It has nothing to do with any sort of logic. It's just, oh, I have some logic for it. I don't know, man.
Starting point is 00:01:37 It's gross. Well, I guess because here, okay, let me think about it. So what do you think is worse? Like, throw up or shit? Shit. Yeah? I, it's funny.
Starting point is 00:01:53 Of course, I, I have, I often ask people because I tell a story on stage about how I got sick in Costa Rica with Rachel, you know, like on our first vacations we ever went on, right? Yeah, yeah, I know. And I was like, what's worse? Vomiting or shitting? Yeah, I would, it depends. It honestly kind of depends. If it's liquid shit, that's the worst.
Starting point is 00:02:16 I would much rather shit than vomit because you have control over shit. Oh, you would. Yeah, like, yes. Between the two. You would. So you would rather vomit. No, no. If you had to choose the two, you would rather vomit or shit?
Starting point is 00:02:29 I'm coming at it from what would I rather you do around me. Oh, well, that's different. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Okay, well, that's, okay, all right. Huh. Yeah. It's nuanced. No, dude.
Starting point is 00:02:43 If I'm with, okay, let's say we're sharing a hotel room for whatever reason. We get there and it's sold out and we're doing Golden Hour live and we have to share a room. Uh-huh. Okay. Uh, the door's broken. Okay. Okay. Maybe we just got the room service that took two hours to come. We finally eat it. We both get sick. Okay. But the doors open and you can see it in the room. So you're telling me that you would rather watch me vomit than me sit on the toilet and you never see the shit. I don't know. I don't know. I love that. So you rather see me going and stuff coming out than me being like this. Like I could be shitting right now. And you wouldn't. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:03:28 Oh, I feel like I'd know. I don't know, but I... All I'm saying is for sure 100%. I'd rather someone fart than burp in front of me. I know that. Even in the car. So it's not even about the... It's not even about the smell or anything like that.
Starting point is 00:03:46 No, no. It's more about like the action itself and how it makes you feel. No. Yeah, yeah. But it's also about the smell because I don't know what you've been eating. And what if you've been eating? And what if you... burp up and you got like, I don't even like talk about this, bro.
Starting point is 00:04:00 You know what the issue is when you burp, you actually know what I've been eating. That's the difference between shitting and burping. Like if you burp, somebody could go like this. Oh, God, did you have Italian food? Ah, bro. This is not a game show. Like, if you burp, somebody can be like, oh, man, is that Korean barbecue? Like, you actually could, you know exactly what it is.
Starting point is 00:04:20 Shit always has like a, it's just a shit smell. So you're saying you're okay with this shit smell. No, I'm not saying I'm okay with it. You don't like your imagination knowing what the burp is. Is that what your issue is? Maybe it's more real, yeah. Like it's like, oh, that's, that's bok choy or something to. I got to be honest, I don't even like talking about it.
Starting point is 00:04:39 Yeah, how do we get out of this? Yeah, yeah. All right, I have something for you. Rachel did something so silly. So I, she's up at like 5 o'clock in the morning. She can't sleep. And I find this out later. She's on a website, an estate auction website.
Starting point is 00:05:01 And estate auction website? Yeah. Okay. You know, one of these like, you know, so you can, and they have the items that they're trying to get rid of. At 5 a.m. 5 a. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:09 So she's like, oh, a diamond necklace. So she puts a bid down. And then she, I say later, I find this out the next thing is we at lunch. And I go, what's wrong with you? Because she goes like this, oh, no. I'm like, what's wrong? She goes, well, I put in this bid and I think I'm going to win it. and I don't want to win it.
Starting point is 00:05:25 And then I say, well, how much was the bid? She says, she tells me 300. I'll just tell you later. It turns out it was five, almost 600. Okay. So she's like, she says, oh, no, I'm going to win this. I go, what are you doing on a state auction? Well, it was a nice diamond bracelet.
Starting point is 00:05:40 And I thought of it nice. And then we're at lunch still. And she goes, like, just, oh, no. I go, what? She goes, they're not real diamonds. Oh, my. She goes, they're not real diamonds. And I go, you think?
Starting point is 00:05:56 Yeah, yeah. So you got to see the, so. I put a picture of the, these are the diamond, but she didn't win it. Oh, she didn't. She didn't win it. So thankfully she's like, but now she's like all into it. You know, she's like, oh. The estate.
Starting point is 00:06:11 Yeah, yeah. Because you can, you can put. Do not tell that. That's hilarious. Do not tell that to Kristen. Yeah. Oh, that's the, she thought that was a real diamond necklace, bracelet that you can get on auction for even $600.
Starting point is 00:06:27 Like, imagine if this were real diamonds. She knows, doesn't she? She didn't know. This is real diamonds. It would be what? Well, the ones on the diamonds. But yeah, I mean, that's hilarious. Like, what?
Starting point is 00:06:39 Because don't you think the starting bid? If those were real diamonds would be like 10 grand. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? But I was like, but she really, it was just, it was just funny to be at this restaurant. And she's like, just look at her phone just all intently like, oh, no, I'm, I'm winning. Dude, she probably thought like, oh, someone died. They don't care.
Starting point is 00:06:57 It doesn't matter. Yeah, yeah. They're just giving it away. But some of the family members were to scoop that up if that was real diamonds. Well, it's not everybody has family. No, that's true.
Starting point is 00:07:05 But a lot of these estate sale auctions, sadly are like people that just die alone. And then the state comes in and they have all this stuff. And then they just, you know. Well, imagine the people that are like having to clean out the house. They probably got the good stuff.
Starting point is 00:07:19 Right. You know what I mean? Like if you're cleaning up some dead woman's thing and you see that, it's a real, you know, You go check this. You have one of those things. You're like, poop.
Starting point is 00:07:30 No, it's not right. You know what I mean? Don't just leave it or, you know. Yeah. It was so cute. You know, I was like, oh, this is adorable, you know. Yeah. Now she's like, should I bid $2 on this one thing?
Starting point is 00:07:42 That's the starting bid. Now I'm like, oh, okay, so now we're in. We're in. Oh, yeah. This is her new thing. Sweetie, do it. So you do your thing. That's what I said.
Starting point is 00:07:51 I was like, just do your thing. That's like you playing video games and you're like, You think I should raid these dudes? Yeah. Oh, my God. Asuling the bracelet contains natural diamonds. Yeah, I would, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:07 Yeah, a few thousand. All right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think, like, oh, you just put that picture in. It said, what would this go by?
Starting point is 00:08:15 I think it's real gold, but it's not real diamonds. Okay. Which I find, I have an issue with. Yeah. Why would you do that, right? No, no. But why do you think it's real? Oh, yeah, because it says it.
Starting point is 00:08:27 Yeah, no, I'm not, I'm not. I don't, you get it. Don't get it. If it's, if you want costume jewelry and you want fake shit, then that's fine. Yeah. If you want real stuff, get the real stuff. Other than that, don't get it. Don't get half and half.
Starting point is 00:08:40 That's crazy. I don't know. People still think, that's like my coffee with oat milk. Yeah. Right? And it's just weird. Dude, I, um, well, uh, man. Did I, did we talk about this last time?
Starting point is 00:08:55 What? Two, the days where I get the best sleep, Monday and Tuesday. Yeah. Sunday night and Monday night. We did actually, but. We did, right? Yeah, because he did it again, dude. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:08 Man, eight and a half hours, both nights. I know, but last time. What's up? You came in and you were like, the point was you come in drowsy. And I know why that happened too. Okay. I do a lot of figuring stuff out when I'm not on the podcast, by the way. When I'm living my life.
Starting point is 00:09:25 I go there. All right. Okay. So that's what I meant. I have been. So speaking of waking up at 5 a.m. I wake up at 5 a.m. Period.
Starting point is 00:09:37 I wake up at 5 a.m. And then I go to, I can maybe get back to sleep at like, at best six. So I'm up for an hour. What do you do in that hour? Right? Just contemplating an hour.
Starting point is 00:09:55 And I was reading up on it and they were like, you might have a cortisol. bike. That's what happens when you're stressed or whatever. And so, you know, I got a lot stuff going on. So yeah, of course, but don't we all? But then, uh, I'm like, all right, I'm, I'm going to take these, you know, um, I have these pill, these, uh, sleeping pills that I took when I was in rehab, uh, they go, there go, they're not, you know, they don't give anything addictive in rehab. So they're like, take this, um, you know, and it's good to, for sleep. And I took it. Probably nothing. Yeah. Pless. Yeah. No, no, it's something. So I, no, it's something. So
Starting point is 00:10:28 I took it and because you had to go to bet like 10, nine and wake up at five or six in rehab. So I'm like, I mean, I'm going to be a zombie. I'll just take it for you. And it worked so well, okay? But the, the side effect is I'm drowsy. The next day for a while. Like, like, like, like, I worked out yesterday at like noon and I was still like,
Starting point is 00:10:57 I got to get to. Finally, I broke through it. right and I woke up early so so I take a I'm trying to figure out the exact dosage to where I am get a good sleep but I'm still not but I'm not drowsy and so I took half of one last night and I'm realizing right now I'm a little drowsy so maybe get you go like a quarter but I'm not going to get good sleep then and that interesting yeah but but here's the thing maybe it's better to be up for that hour, go back to sleep at six
Starting point is 00:11:27 and then wake up refreshed and you're not drowsy and you're going. It is except for sometimes you know, I'll wake up. Like I gotta, when I take Trisdino,
Starting point is 00:11:36 I don't remember waking up at all. Like, you know, when I don't take it, I remember, I'm like, oh yeah, I woke up kind of at three, I woke up at 432 also
Starting point is 00:11:45 and then like, you know what I mean? And you check your shit and you're like, oh yeah, I woke up. I must be sleeping light. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:11:52 No. You don't know? Like how many times you wake up in a night? Depends. Okay. You know, a lot of times it's because of wolf,
Starting point is 00:11:59 because, you know. Oh, right. That doesn't count. Yeah, it doesn't count. But, like, I wake, here's my thing. If I wake up, even if I have to go to the bathroom,
Starting point is 00:12:07 yeah. I know that I have a very short window. Oh, my God, bro. It's like a Jason's Day of the movie. I've got to get this piss out right now or I'm up forever. Yeah, dude. It's unbelievable.
Starting point is 00:12:18 So it's like, I know. I know. It's like a clock in my head. I know. Because I can do it. I can get back to bed. I can't have any lights on or anything. Bro.
Starting point is 00:12:27 And then I can get in bed and I can go right back to sleep. But if I missed that window... Oh, my God, bro. I'm just in bed like this. What did I do? Yep. That's why I looked into getting a... I mean, you know, I tried to...
Starting point is 00:12:39 The diapers. But I looked into getting... I tried that. It didn't work. I looked into getting... You know, there's things you can connect to your penis. Click it up. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:12:51 Where you can just piss in it. but then it goes a tube it takes a tube down to something is there like a a vibrating function because that'd be great no then you get all fucking hard well that's the point if it could do that then this white why why how but they didn't really wake up you fucking then you go right back to sleep though well that's true yeah that's true just if you put a timer at 5 a m it sucks you all oh oh oh yeah portable collection system you put this is for old Yeah. No, there's something that isn't just for old people that you just put your penis in.
Starting point is 00:13:28 Oh. Oh, that's gangster. You got it like it's a fucking ankle brain, like one of those, what do they call him? Yeah, monitor, yeah. Hello. My name is Jeff with Bio Relief. Oh, definitely trust this guy. Definitely trust this guy.
Starting point is 00:13:44 It shows close up if you're hooking it on to your penis. It's Nick's brother. You can never trust a guy with those glasses. monologue on it and we're here to show you some little misconceptions about that to clear some things up oh this in male external caters look at the stuff that comes in that packaging is always like you're going to die if you use it you know people referring to a male external catheter system as the stadium pal is a leg back sleep pal for me man man i would love this is the leg back
Starting point is 00:14:14 with a set of straps and 18 inch tubing I would love this man I would love this I'm it is totally undetectable oh look at that dude I would love this
Starting point is 00:14:26 did it I might but I'll wear shorts with it I don't get fuck yeah those shorts you have on yeah Chris has on some Daisy Dukes today
Starting point is 00:14:35 I'm gangster I don't get fuck it's bullshit if you hide it you're just walking around you're like are you okay It's like, ah, just a second. I just had to feed. Yeah, like one of those runner backpacks with water in it.
Starting point is 00:14:49 It's got your piss in it. So you have these. You have the hat with the two beard things. Now, this is a girth measurement and has nothing to do with length. Oh, the girth matter still. Yeah. What's up, yeah. Eric, you're over there on the right.
Starting point is 00:15:06 His right? Yeah, you're right. That's so stupid. Hell yeah. Yeah, this you get horny when you apply it though. This is a piece of lining on the inside. This guy wants to laugh so bad. I know.
Starting point is 00:15:22 The camera man's like this. Yeah. This is great. Biorelief.com. Stadium, pal, I'm getting it. I want them to. Look, look, he's pissing. You're going to have to edit here because I can't go yet.
Starting point is 00:15:37 Oh. Oh, he's going to be. You have to edit here because I can't go yet. Oh, he's doing it. Hell, yeah. Yeah, dude. Ooh. You know what?
Starting point is 00:15:49 With shorts, that would be fucking lit. Yeah. Wait, you were just at line. Yeah. You're just at line at the coffee shop. People like looking at you and you're making eye contact. Yeah, yeah. And then him going like, yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:04 Yeah. Chris is like, what? What? You don't pee? No, I would be. Everybody pees? What? Oh, I got to go into another room to do this.
Starting point is 00:16:12 This is my other room. It's my pants. Yeah, yeah. Yes. Well, they got. it for uh shorts too they say you can strap it up against your tie but that's that's cheating yeah that's yeah you you want it all the way down your leg yeah i do yeah i want two i want on each leg this way i don't have to go back you know what i mean i want to i want to see the piece i want to
Starting point is 00:16:32 see like piss shins uh here comes fucking piss caps that's your new name your new nickname is what up piss shoes no but like i want to see there's got to be people they get all over the sock with negative comments like oh yeah i use this or like you know yeah the girth thing isn't correct how to fully empty your bladder in three oh look at that i want to see that oh never mind it's too long to me that's got a like you're gonna have some plastic around your dick like just snugging your dick all day that's got to be uncomfortable nah wait a minute just nah you're just like nah i just don't think so Oh my God. So silly, man.
Starting point is 00:17:30 Opposite point. I just, man. No. Well, that's weird. I just... There's got to be one guy out there. It was like, yeah, keep slipping off. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:43 I always wear a condom anyway, though. I got one on right now. Just in case. In case somebody comes up and injects me with AIDS, I know I'm safe. Stupid. That's like that joke. When I was a kid, they used to tell that joke. about AIDS
Starting point is 00:17:57 Hey give me the guy gets in an elevator He's like Give me all your money Or I can inject you with this AIDS And the guy's like no And he's like you don't understand
Starting point is 00:18:06 I'm gonna inject you with this HIV If you don't give me your money And the guy goes I don't care And he ejects him with AIDS And he goes Now you have AIDS And he says jokes on you
Starting point is 00:18:15 I'm wearing a condom When I was a kid That killed you Oh when I was a kid bro Rolling All right Let's take a little break man Yeah dude
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Starting point is 00:20:07 No, I didn't see this. Oh, no. I didn't see this. Yeah, AI is just taken over, man. I love Mario Lopez. So he deleted it now? Uh-huh. Oh
Starting point is 00:20:22 But yeah This is it And it's just really weird I can't take her anywhere Oh my God, look at you Okay It gets worse Wait what
Starting point is 00:20:41 Why did he put this up? I don't know Maybe he wasn't thinking I think he must have Some type of team doing it or something Yeah probably If you look at his Twitter
Starting point is 00:20:53 Oh that's He's a good dude. I love that dude. Yeah, yeah. That's just one of those ones where you just... Yeah, sometimes the shit just... Just in the moment, this is hilarious. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He must have someone posting because it's all these memes and stuff. Oh, yeah, you don't do that.
Starting point is 00:21:08 He's a fucking monster, dude. He's good. And this is a real video we posted, and then the AI was posted after. And that's his niece? Yeah. All right, all right. Here's how this happens. Okay?
Starting point is 00:21:34 he puts this video up right it's very wholesome he's with his family somebody takes it makes an AI video he sees it and in the moment they're like well that's hilarious yeah and they repost it and then everyone else looks at that and goes well hold on a second everyone else aka all
Starting point is 00:21:51 the perves yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you can't do this with your hot knees you know what I mean his account made it so I definitely think it's a social media manager they probably did it then yeah he was probably like what the fuck are you doing it. Are you kidding me? Especially they did it on
Starting point is 00:22:10 the Twitter one. I think the Twitter one, you know how, I think the Twitter one is set for disgusting, disgusting and sexual. You know what I mean? No matter what the prop. You know what the prompt? You know what? You know what? Right, right, right. It's like what they thought of Disney for so many years. You know what I mean? Right, right. That's what Grock is? There's a hidden dick
Starting point is 00:22:30 in every year. They look to preach as a boner. That's crazy. Yeah, yeah, that's weird. And people are really, really ripping apart Jonah Hill for saying he is good at Jiu-Jitsu. Okay, yeah, I saw that. Go ahead. I'm curious what you guys think, because I feel like he's kind of saying joking to the guys. I think he actually believes it, but he's trying to be, like, funny in this moment.
Starting point is 00:22:53 Yeah. But people really ripped him off. What I think is he, I talk about this on congratulations. It's definitely cringy, but I read it. If you read it, I didn't see him say it. I'm sure he knows he can. can't fight, right? He's been doing it since 2018.
Starting point is 00:23:10 Oh, that's a long time. And if it's private instruction, I'm sure that guy's just making him feel like the man. Right, right, right. I love Brazilian jih Tzu. I love except my body is begging me to not love it. 42 isn't, my wife is often like, you're not going to become
Starting point is 00:23:28 like a professional fighter. You know that, right? Like, you're a comedian. But let me ask you something. If we got into it, I would fuck you up. You'd fuck him up, right? I would fuck all three of you. But truly, right? And that's the best part.
Starting point is 00:23:41 My favorite thing is people are like, oh, Jonah Hill, fucking fat guy from Super Bowl. And I'm like, I would fucking annihilate you. No, he's being serious. I'm not kidding, dude. Try it. If you see me, try it. Every fight ends up on the ground.
Starting point is 00:23:56 Fucking bring it. Who's got it? Unless you are way bigger than me, I have like a fucking fuck around and find out. That's crazy. No, that's. crazy. I get why he's getting ripped. 55 million views.
Starting point is 00:24:10 You can't say that kind of stuff. You got to know even if you are good, this guy could be the best in the school. He can't say that. Yeah, but this is the real question. What? Can Jonah Hill beat up Jason Bateman, Will Arnett, or the other guy? That's the question. I think absolutely. Because he just said right now, I would fuck the three of you up.
Starting point is 00:24:33 I would say later, he prefaced it later by saying, like, look, unless you're bigger than me, like, he's not saying he can, you know, you know what I mean? He just like that, you can't, that's the part of it I don't like. Like, because you're saying, I can beat up anybody that messes with me unless you're bigger than me. I think what he means is, yeah. You know what I, I, I, I, you know what about that smart?
Starting point is 00:24:57 I can't tell, Will Arnett, it's Willarnet, it's Will or Nathan, Jason Bainman and then the Sean, uh, Sean Hayes. Oh, he can definitely beat up Sean Hayes. Okay. So, I don't know, some of that repressed anger. That's true, but they all have repressed anger. True, yeah. That's why they have repressed.
Starting point is 00:25:13 So, but the three of them, Smartless is an unbelievable thing in my life because I, I love Jason Bateman. I love Will Arnett. I know Will Arnett. I love Will Arnett, okay? I love Sean Hayes. He's hilarious. They're fucking all great.
Starting point is 00:25:39 Uh-huh. I'd rather pour Tabasco sauce in my eyes for an hour than watch that. What is that? You rather watch me vomit and burp? Yeah. The fact that I could never listen to those guys have a podcast. And I love those guys. Well, you're not a podcast guy.
Starting point is 00:25:58 That's true. That's true. So it doesn't even matter. That's true. You just don't listen to podcasts. You can say that by any podcast. That's true. you know what I mean
Starting point is 00:26:05 if you saw your podcast you'd be like who's this idiot no no no what's he talking about you know what I mean imagine if you
Starting point is 00:26:14 oh god what would I think of mine I probably think like fuck yeah finally somebody's speaking it ah here we go uh
Starting point is 00:26:21 no I just think but you know what though yeah this is crazy don't say this maybe it's crazy but I get you know if you're someone
Starting point is 00:26:30 who's been ridiculed made fun of you found a way to monitor it, but it still makes you feel a certain way for a long time. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get that.
Starting point is 00:26:41 You know, and then like now you're like, it's a point in your life for you're like, you're trying to be happy and married and, but you're trying to get your health together. And, you know, you're just like, you know, you're speaking like how you always wanted to speak. Sure. You know what I mean? That's a fine point. Yeah. I just don't know.
Starting point is 00:26:56 I don't know. I'm not taking them so serious as the way the internet is taking it's because like, if he was sitting there. Yeah. Of course not. I give you a better example. Look up, look up this video. Jake Paul with,
Starting point is 00:27:09 on, what's his name, Ryan Clark's podcast? Just look up Jake Paul, Ryan Clark. You know, these are professional football players, okay? Right? Okay, and he's going like this. I can bench, right now I can bench more than all y'all. But he's, but he knows he's like. I know, but what I'm saying is,
Starting point is 00:27:27 what I'm saying is how he's saying it is how people think Jonah Hill is talking about. Got it, got it, got it, got it. I bench more than all of you guaranteed. And that's just like right now. And I don't even practice bench pressing. I'll squat more than all of you. I'm faster than all of you.
Starting point is 00:27:41 Like actually. That's not true. It is true. We can go down to the street after this. But that's the thing. So like, when words are cheap. Why?
Starting point is 00:27:53 If you make all this money, do you just? Okay, you don't have to go any further. Okay, so my point is that's how people think Jonah Hill sounds. I like that.
Starting point is 00:28:02 better. I know, but it's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, because he's just like, just do that. Yeah, you know what I like that better. So that's because Jonah looks he looks he he, okay, this is why I like that better. Uh-huh. Uh, Jonah Hill says that you could see that he feels a certain type of way about it. Jake Paul says it and just lets it hang out there and he's like, this is like, I don't, I don't, I don't feel a certain type of way about it. Right, right, right. That's what I like about that. I don't care if you're wrong.
Starting point is 00:28:38 Just be a certain, don't feel a certain type of way about it. Don't know, deep down you're wrong and you're trying to trick us. Like he's like, you're going to believe it or not. I don't care. That, to me, that's the best. My point, though, is that. Yeah, I, yes, I understand what you're saying, yes. Either one, it doesn't matter to me.
Starting point is 00:28:53 I'm just saying, that's how he feels about it. This is like a deep meme, but it's really funny. When Dustin Porreier got arrested in his video, he said to the cop, it's going to be bad my N-word and it's everybody's been me me it's i g-gb-n it's going to be bad my oh okay so this is it's going to be super bad my end word oh my god did porre say the N-word yeah oh wow and he like apologized from it he's just like that's right we talk where i grew up i never say it anymore like whatever and someone asked john jones they're like does uh porreier get the pass he's like hell yeah he said that shit smooth oh that's funny my
Starting point is 00:29:32 thing is like when somebody when somebody says that and then okay so now it's public and so now they have to like do this like you know virtual signaling apologizing all that kind of stuff don't say you don't have to say oh you know i've never said it again it's like you don't got to say that you say it you say it you say it you know what i mean that's just that's who you are you just got caught so now you have to apologize and like i don't even mean to say it like get caught like you're doing something wrong i'm saying like you have a vernacular that you speak amongst your friends and whatever it is like that and that's okay so you let that slip you know what i mean i've been around many a white guy that like has like done that and i give him a look like what are you what was that
Starting point is 00:30:13 and i can see on their face they're like oh yeah oh really yeah i gotta say i genuinely don't say that word i know because that but that's what i'm saying is that that's not part of your yeah no no it's not that's not part of your thing it wasn't like your dad was like no right right you weren't around people. You know what I mean? You probably said moolie. I didn't even know what that was until I was like 20-something. I was like, what's that? Yeah, that's just an Italian. That's Italian. That's the Italian end word. You know, but you know what I'm saying? Walk. Gimba. Yeah, yeah, everybody's got their thing that they like say a certain way that it's just like, you know, so my thing is like, I just kind of go, you don't got to just say, hey, sorry, and then you move on. You don't got,
Starting point is 00:30:56 you don't got to like, I've changed my life. And like, no, you're just like, no, you haven't you still in the car you're saying it more now it's gonna be bad bro just it's gonna be super bad it's hilarious but see what I'm saying it's like look at the lady I totally agree with with what like with Joe like how he how he said that is that wasn't even like a that was there was no racism in that at all right right right right right you know what I'm saying there was zero racism in that so you know I think that there's like yeah as a matter of fact Dustin Pori, after this, he goes, he's probably like, oops, that guy might be black. I shouldn't have said that.
Starting point is 00:31:33 Like, he had no idea. You know what I mean? He did not do it because he was black. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I just think he, yeah, that's a weird one. You know, but it is what it is. But, uh, wow, that's, that's wild though, because in 2019, that would have been fucking, I mean, he would have had to go on tour apologizing.
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Starting point is 00:33:37 He's fucked because he saw the light. Yeah. Yeah, he should have been like this. Oh, no. I'm not going to get able to get back to sleep. That's good, dude. That's good, man. Pee break.
Starting point is 00:33:49 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck, Liam Neeson and Pee break. You ever see the fucking pictures of Leonisa with the pissy pants? you never seen it there's so many pictures of him with pissy pants there's no way he pieces his pants it's got to be like he's just clumsy
Starting point is 00:34:05 look at the top left one's my favorite just talking to a dude pissing oh hey I don't know they've been around for a while before they I let me tell you something I totally get this what do you mean he needs the fucking stadium pal
Starting point is 00:34:21 no no what he needs is he doesn't shake enough that that what Bro, no I'm telling you I have This is me
Starting point is 00:34:33 I've done this a couple of times He spilled a whole soda on himself That one could have been that But this one is like Go to the bottom right I don't even see it Yeah It's the whole
Starting point is 00:34:43 Oh that's great That's great Oh that's probably shadow No no no that's piss Yeah Wait that sucks No it's great Does he know
Starting point is 00:34:51 He's got a no If I did that I'd tuck my shirt in And fucking Where only great pants and it would be party bro i don't give a fuck man i piss myself what do you want for me i piss myself dude that's my that's one i have a special set of skills pissing is not one of them no holding it is not one yeah yeah yeah yeah you get older man and it just you'll see yeah yeah but he's not
Starting point is 00:35:16 he wasn't that old there no he's pretty old there really yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i'm gonna me what i'm saying is it starts like it starts in your 50s for some people. So I'm saying a good 20 years, this guy's been pissing himself. You know, it's just a thing. Yeah. And honestly, no shame. I fucking, for real, no shame, dude.
Starting point is 00:35:39 Just put a cotton ball up there. You're good. But again, this could all be fake. Yeah. Yeah, it could totally. This is like the new Richard gear puts gerbils in his anise. Right. All the same level.
Starting point is 00:35:50 Yeah. No, no, because you know what's going on with these AI videos now? There's one, they, they like to do these fake stories because it's a big engagement. So, like, this is one. saw today, like a fireman, like a roller coaster goes haywire and the people are stuck and this fireman helps this woman off and he touches her breast and then she sues him. Yeah. It's fake.
Starting point is 00:36:11 Right. But there's a lot of those. There's a lot of those like, you know, a man helps a kid from drowning and the parents sue. Like a lot of those are fake. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it drives engagement. Right. All the rescuing animals ones are now becoming fake and it's like it sucks.
Starting point is 00:36:26 It's just weird, dude. Like, why? I guess that you make money from that. Oh, look, I just see something good here. So our last episode, again, I thought there was two He-Man movies. But then we were talking about all the different double movies, like, you know, like Dante's Peak. Oh, yeah, yeah, you said that. So now they're actually making two nightmare on Elmater Trits at the same time.
Starting point is 00:36:51 But why would they do that? Yeah. That's so weird. I heard somebody interesting was going to play. Who was it? I can't remember. That would be great to fight. You know who I'd want to play for this?
Starting point is 00:37:04 How can they both do it? What if Daniel Day Lewis played Freddy? Oh, and he just knocked the socks off it. Oh, bro. Adults were scared. Yeah. Going to sleep. Like, I would, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:37:17 Wouldn't that be awesome? He like, what did he like, you know, he goes on a sleep retreat for nine months. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He just looks at dreams and stuff like it's like, man. Oh man. Do they have a cast yet or no? I wonder. But how can they do this?
Starting point is 00:37:33 If it's IP, how can they both do it? Well, I think that it's like there, maybe it's like open. Yeah, I don't know. Well, or they just paid for it, but it's not exclusive, apparently. Apparently not. Wow. Isn't that weird two Nightmoan Amstreet Street? It is weird.
Starting point is 00:37:50 What's weird is how. That was one of a scarier movies I saw, but I was a kid. Which one? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. As a kid, that one forget it. Yeah, man. But what's weird is, you know, you watch them now, they're really not that good, dude. You know, I know, no, I know.
Starting point is 00:38:09 What am I going to say? It was different, you know, it was different back then. It was shocking. It was new. It was, you know, but. That's not even what I think makes it. What? I think that our eye and taste and sensibility has been fast-tracked because of, you know,
Starting point is 00:38:27 know, the technology, because of how things look on screen now and how we, we were, we're, we're, we're not suspending our disbelief as much as we had to. So then when you look back at these movies and you see like, now, you know, you look at it like, it's so fake or like, you know, we're not even allowing ourselves to suspend our disbelief. Like movie making has changed the point where it's like, I think that's what it is, maybe. Sometimes it's like, I think that's a great story. It is a great story but the way but but but over time it feels like to me over time they've ironed out this story not if you watch the first one there's like wait you go this so this happens and then he's in the dreams and then okay so then how did that know do you know freddie's origin story
Starting point is 00:39:13 okay well there you go we're not going to say it then no one no one no no he was burned in the whole uh factory with the kids or something shit what is it this guy doesn't i forget what it is His mother was a nun at an insane asylum prison, whatever it was. Yeah. And then she was raped by 50. That's. Okay. Right.
Starting point is 00:39:34 And he's the baby of that. Right. And then they burned, you know. Right. Right. Right. So. You know.
Starting point is 00:39:42 I'm just saying like he's actually a very disturbing character. I understand. But so in the first one, do you learn that? I don't remember. That's the thing. It's like. There were so many of them at that point. But I mean, just the idea that like a person in your dreams can actually...
Starting point is 00:40:00 Oh, great idea. Great idea. Great idea. I was watching this movie last night. Great idea called Overlord. It was by JJ Abrams. It's about World War II. This, you know, I don't know, we call them platoon, this battalion, whatever.
Starting point is 00:40:16 It's flying in. They got to destroy some radio tower. And when they get there, they find that they are making super soldier Nazis like with serum, like they're doing tests on the people, the French people in the village and they underground, they're making it.
Starting point is 00:40:33 And so this, these people have to fight these super Nazis. And it's a great idea because it's like, it's not execution. So it was fine, you know, it was good, but it was JJ Abrams who was cool. But like, it was something about it that was just like,
Starting point is 00:40:51 It was just kind of very straightforward, which doesn't mean it's, that doesn't mean it's bad. Right. But it was just too many, I would say too many bells and whistles with making it straightforward. The script was straightforward. They should have just done it no frills and like, you know, it just seemed like too much fanfare for it. But it wasn't bad. It was just like, I don't know if this is an endorsement or not. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:20 I don't know if I want to see. or not from what you've said would you watch it Nick after everything he just said yeah yeah that's the idea but that's exactly how I felt about it but here's the thing about that is the the the whole point is
Starting point is 00:41:34 what we talk about the what we talk about the what I bring this up because it was a great idea right because the fact that like oh it it to me it's like that's such a that it's sci-fi but it's such a possibility that that was actually
Starting point is 00:41:51 not that they made super soldiers but they were actually trying that somewhere and then it just everything got obliterated so now we don't know so you need realism no I don't need realism but the idea of it is very intriguing because of that sometimes you go to a movie because
Starting point is 00:42:08 of an idea and then they don't execute it but the idea brought you there I told you this before that's like that Justin Timberlake movie in time well that's but that's that this that's bad no no but that's a great idea They just didn't execute it Well that that's that idea is way bigger than this idea
Starting point is 00:42:25 I think this idea that's why that's why I'm saying This you almost want like You almost with this movie With this script You almost want like a first time director to do it And you want to give them $10 million Yeah $15 million dollars
Starting point is 00:42:39 Just go for it You know To me it was more that kind of a movie But It looked awesome It had crazy effects And you know J.J. Abrams But yeah it's just
Starting point is 00:42:50 I don't know. I got a new show for you. You may or may not like it. I don't know. Before that, a couple updates. There's not two Freddie Cooter movies. So it's all fake? Yeah, there's one that's fake
Starting point is 00:43:00 that people are making trailers for a nightmare returns. Dude's always thinking there's two movies. No, this is me. This is an article. Oh, he sent it. But there's, no, well. I sent this. Dude's always thinking there's two movies.
Starting point is 00:43:15 But. Is this the overlords that I saw? Is it the overlords that? There is another. movie it's called master of the universe they it's not related at all uh came out 2026 on prime it's called he's the man it's called master of the universe not masters of the universe right oh but check it out they're clearly they know what they're doing oh yeah bro yeah he's the man wait how do they get away with this uh it says like titles aren't really that copyright it unless it's exact wow
Starting point is 00:43:45 uh and none he doesn't they don't have any of the characters it's all different characters but i mean Yeah, yeah, they totally did it just to get the click. I'd watch this. I want to watch this. Yeah. Wow. 2.6 at a time. It got to be terrible.
Starting point is 00:43:58 Oh, it's got to be really bad. But so you were right. See? Kind of. Yeah, but he didn't know about this. Yeah, I did. I got a new show. Can I talk about my new show now?
Starting point is 00:44:09 Okay. It's on Hulu. It's called Furious. Furious? Yeah. Man. I'm telling you. All right.
Starting point is 00:44:17 This shit is, this is a great. great show. What? Yeah. What's her face from? Oh, she's good, yeah. She's great in this. Is new?
Starting point is 00:44:25 Yes, oh, okay. There's only four episodes in. What's it about? She's an FBI agent. Done. I'm in. And she's tracking a woman who's a serial killer.
Starting point is 00:44:37 Okay, there are none, but okay. They're very few. Yeah, but if there were one, this girl's reasoning would be why she would be a serial killer. Okay, okay. But it's fascinating. The performances are great. She's doing great. my boy Jake Lacey from Dynapier is in it
Starting point is 00:44:53 He's great I mean it's really All right I'll watch this for sure Man Okay Yeah this is you I don't know You may not watch it
Starting point is 00:45:01 I'll try it Yeah check it out But you didn't even watch a Mirage yet What's that? You didn't watch it then It's on Netflix It's the foreign movie I was telling you about it
Starting point is 00:45:11 I gotta watch it I know I will It's a little sci-fi You know like Yeah I'll like But there's a moral dilemma
Starting point is 00:45:16 In the movie Because I just tell you this So like this woman, there's this magical thunderstorm that's going on, and she's living in a house where there's a TV and a video camera. And because of this storm, she's talking back in time to this boy who was filming himself. Now, he witnesses a murderer, okay, and gets killed, but he's running away and gets hit by a car. Because of that event, okay, this woman now, she now knows that this happened. So she's telling him, don't do it. But when she wakes up, her daughter
Starting point is 00:45:49 is not there. Oh, because it's like sliding doors. Yeah, yeah. She's like trying to figure out how, you know. Oh, wow, that's interesting. Yeah, it's really interesting. See? I told you, but you said the same thing.
Starting point is 00:45:59 I'll watch it. I will watch it. Okay. Yeah, watch this one too. This Furious is, uh, this, this, man, she's doing great in this. She's good. All I've ever heard about her is that she's, this is all hearsay, but that she's such an asshole.
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Starting point is 00:47:26 Anyway, hey, look up the fires in Spokane. I'm going to Spokane this weekend, and there's like crazy fires. You know about this? Yeah. So, you know, the shows were still on, but, you know, Spokane area. Yeah, but I think... Team here, 130 people, incident management team. We're talking about like 60,000.
Starting point is 00:47:48 We've got resources coming in right now from all over the U.S. We're the number one priority fire in the nation. We're putting in our orders. We're going to get people here. Some guy started it. We're going to stop that fire. Yeah. They arrested them.
Starting point is 00:48:00 Substantial fires that broke out across the Pacific Northwest. First responders from across the country. It's terrible. Oh, man, dude. I just like, I see that. It just breaks my heart. I know. You're thinking I'm holding wolf and I'm looking at my house.
Starting point is 00:48:15 That'll be terrible. It's just awful. It's awful. So yeah, but so anyway, I'll be in Spokane. I was by just say, I don't know this is the time. To promote it, yeah. Well, that's why. Promotion.
Starting point is 00:48:29 Oh, that's like just one. I just saw this video about this. They need to laugh. Yeah, yeah, that's true. This influencer where she's like, are you ready to turn the heat up? No, I'm sorry. She's getting a divorce. And then she like, you know, make, and then she's doing an ad where the code is divorce.
Starting point is 00:48:48 That happened? Yeah. I forgot her name. She's like just like Boston influencer where she's changing her voice. You know, one of these like, you know, I don't know, man. I don't know. I don't know if you could even find it. So nightmare on Elm Street, baby.
Starting point is 00:49:05 No, but. Dana White had like a snafu, like a weird transition. When he hit his wife? No. Yesterday a UFC fighter died, Alan Nassimento. He was 35. died in his sleep from a heart attack. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:49:20 And this was Dana White's story. He reposed that from UFC. Two hours later. Oh. Well, I mean. Another, I don't know. Probably social media, man. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:35 Yeah. Yeah. But see, the other one that says 14 hours. How long after? Two hours. Two hours. Well, I mean, you're still having a great day. Like, like, you can be.
Starting point is 00:49:47 No, I understand. But it looks about it. I know. But you could be having a great day. And somebody goes, hey, this, you know, guy dies, like, oh, that sucks. Then you're like, well, now I really got to have a great day. Like, you know, sure.
Starting point is 00:49:57 Yeah, it doesn't look good, though. He fucking punched his wife. Remember when everyone saw it on video? That was crazy. Open and slap. Yeah, terrible. What we didn't see is, what did she say? I'm kidding.
Starting point is 00:50:12 She slapped him first. Did she? I'm not defending. Did you? The facts. Did she? Yeah. I mean, it's definitely.
Starting point is 00:50:20 People are like, that stuff have. Are they still together? Yeah. I think Ray Rice is still with his wife too. Really? Yeah. What did he do? What did he do?
Starting point is 00:50:27 Peter? Yeah. Remember the elevator? Yes, that's him. Okay. You know? Jesus, they're still together? Yeah, I think so.
Starting point is 00:50:34 Well, I'm saying, it looked like they had, that didn't come. I don't, they had whatever they had going on. And then, like, we just caught, we caught, they just caught that on video. We don't know what was going on in that family. I sure, I guess, man. You know what I mean? Come on. There's video of you beating, you're a woman.
Starting point is 00:50:51 like that is just that's crazy that's crazy there's a lot of those I can't I just there's just one like there's one of this drunk girl
Starting point is 00:51:02 she's in the bar she walks up to the security guard and she slaps him across the face and he just it's a little different if they hit you first you know what not everyone feels that way not everyone feels that way
Starting point is 00:51:16 because like because when you see a video of like a big guy and there's a woman acting crazy and he has the restraint and he's like, all right, okay. You know, there's something about that where I think that's the sentiment
Starting point is 00:51:29 that everyone feels. That's what you should do. Right. You know what I mean? And so like, you know, there's, I don't know if there are people that feel like, is it ever justified? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:40 You know what I mean? Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I've certainly never done it. And, you know, can imagine a reason why. Yeah, yeah. What, yeah. You know. Oh, no, you can.
Starting point is 00:51:50 think of many reasons. Yeah, but not an actual real life that would happen. This is hilarious. I used to have a joke about this with Ray Rice, about Ray Rice, because I'd be like, okay, all right, so everybody, I go like, well, what if she comes in the elevator and says, I fucked your brother? No, yeah, but you don't hit her? Okay, okay.
Starting point is 00:52:12 That's not enough for you. No, you just go. Okay, I get it. It's not enough. Yeah. What if he comes and says, those are Ray Lewis's kid. Who? Who's that? The famous football player on the same team.
Starting point is 00:52:26 No, you don't hit. That's not enough? No, no, no, no. I would be devastated. I know what I'm saying. I know, but what I'm saying is like, yeah, yeah. There's escalating.
Starting point is 00:52:35 No, yeah, that's not enough for me, no. It's not enough. What I'm saying is, so people on different scales there. Okay, sure, yeah. You know, people on different scales. Yeah, no, there's definitely guys who are like, oh, yeah, I'll be distributed for that.
Starting point is 00:52:45 Yeah, yeah, you don't say it's different scales. You just be, you're saying, you'd be just deviling. No, for me, I wouldn't, I would have to shut down for, yeah. Yeah. There would have to be a clear life threat for me to do anything like that. Right. Like to a physical, yeah. But that's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:53:00 But again, though, like, you know, you know, there's situations. I'm saying it's like, what is, what is. What is, what level should the response be is what the real question is? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, true. Right. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? Because, like, you know, your wife's mad at you and she picks up a frying pan.
Starting point is 00:53:17 You know what I mean? And she's like, you know what? She's just like, you know what? swinging at you you know she clocks you across the head does that deserve a punch in the face well maybe you get it and you're like give me that you know what I mean you know you know you push her down no if there's a weapon there's levels though still that people are like nah man no no no you put your hands on me no if someone's coming at you with a weapon fuck all that I don't care who it is so they're coming at you at you at a weapon and you have the frying pan and you have the ability to disarm her
Starting point is 00:53:45 you're saying so you know if you disarm she comes to me in a frying pan so you're saying it's okay to be like duck, uppercut, come across the face, bow, she's knocked out on the ground. You don't know if it's coming, if she's going to swing again, yeah, I think that, I think, yeah, I think that if someone, a weapon, right, there's no level of, there's no, there's no force, there's no force cap. I'll tell you what. For response.
Starting point is 00:54:12 No, I tell you what, I would try to just subdue her, but that would be a very quick decision. And I'd be like, that's not going to work. That's too much for me to handle. I got to just go for it. Yeah, if I'm worried about my life, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But then again, there's people who are worried about their life for a lot less than that.
Starting point is 00:54:30 You know what I'm saying? Like paper cut. I was bleeding out, officer. Put down that pool noodle. Yeah, yeah. What is this? Nothing will prepare. This video was making a lot of noise yesterday.
Starting point is 00:54:45 Oh, okay. The list is down. Rip. Here's what happens if you're a wheelchair user and the lift breaks at the train station. This was Manchester Piccadilly and when I arrived, the lift was broken and I had my chair and attachment. I spoke to the staff and they brought down a stair lift. I don't know if it works. The first option was the built-in stair lift, but this actually didn't work.
Starting point is 00:55:08 They figured out that it was broken. So that was two options come quickly down. The second option was a small portable stair lift which didn't look as sturdy and I was quite scared of it, not going to lie. But they brought it down anyway and when we got to the bottom we realised that my chair wouldn't fit onto it. I have quite a long wheelbase with my attachment so we couldn't do it. We just got on off a flight too so I couldn't even detach my attachment because it was physically taped together and we didn't have scissors. So in the end, because I'm ambulatory and I did have a bit of energy on this day, I offered to walk up the stairs while they carried up my setup. The staff were really helpful in this case but I'm not sure how it would have been fixed if I couldn't walk up the stairs.
Starting point is 00:55:44 Travel is really unpredictable. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Furious. Hey, bitch, you can walk up the stairs. Hey, walk up the motherfucking stairs. Imagine all that. And they're just like, what do we do? She's like, I got it.
Starting point is 00:56:03 I'll try to walk. And she just walks and you go, there's some worse evidence for it. Because a lot of people are like, whatever disease she has, there's different days. It could be worse on other days. It could be worse. So people are defending here.
Starting point is 00:56:17 But then there's... She just video for her dancing? Yes. This is her? Yeah. No, come on, dude. There's one where she tumbles into the thing. It's crazy.
Starting point is 00:56:32 I mean, that enough is just... Come on. This one, this one. Here my ticks and when I'm distracted. Come. Take as much. And I don't have things. This can't be real.
Starting point is 00:56:48 Dude. You know what this is? You know what this is? This is just like the Mario Lopez with his niece video. You know, you need engagement. What did she have, Tourette's? You put up the videos and you don't realize the context of everything. I sure.
Starting point is 00:57:06 Because the fact that she was even filming all that, to me, is already like. Same. You know what I mean? It's odd. It's odd. Like the other people are like, okay, we'll help you. It's like, nah, man. They need to have some real people.
Starting point is 00:57:17 Like the video that should have been is the guy going, the fuck you can walk at the bottom you can walk yeah the guys they had to bring their shit out i'd be like this what what are we doing you know what i mean they never show that stuff that's what 'll make it real this is like a like a cutesy little like hey look what i'm doing it's like whatever it's like it's like you know this is like you can't believe anything it's like ah really engagement really okay walking apart we're actually i don't say my angry at me for so as a full time we'll say this piss me off Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 00:57:50 Yeah. There's real people. There's real people who had to, because my theory, you know what you know what's funny about this? I was thinking like when we were first watching it, I was like, well,
Starting point is 00:57:58 you know, maybe don't travel. You know what I mean? It's like, well, you know, it's like maybe you need to like rethink how you do stuff. But then at the same time,
Starting point is 00:58:09 I'm like, well, damn. You know, it's such. As an ambulatory wheelchair user, if the lifts down, I'll walk before I bother anyone.
Starting point is 00:58:17 That, to me, that's the, yeah, you're just climbing up the stairs with your polio way. Here's something that she didn't address though
Starting point is 00:58:25 which is actually a fair point which I didn't think about until right now she has to get her chair up yeah even though she So where's the chair? What I'm saying is
Starting point is 00:58:38 in her defense it's not like she can just walk up and then walk wherever she wants she still needs to bring her chair up Yeah so where's the chair? on the ground on the bottom yeah so where's that video about that they carried it up and they carried it up for her yeah a worker and her boyfriend yeah yeah so if that's yeah that yeah that's what you gotta do then i think then i think the boyfriend should have done like this i got you babe and then walk her ass up to
Starting point is 00:59:06 stairs put her down and then go down and be like hey can somebody help me with this chair and then how's the boyfriend not being like baby want you try to is it a walking day or not Just see if you can Well, that's the Flakesst Right, dude, can you even imagine? No. What do we do? First of all, first of all, this is, you are right,
Starting point is 00:59:30 the first thing is like, put the camera down. Right. What are you doing? Babe, you're going to get fried on line. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're not filming this. If this turns out to be a walking day, you're going to go back. I want an ambulatory wheelchair to get IMAX Odyssey tickets.
Starting point is 00:59:47 There's really only seats ever left. So what is ambulatory? A person who uses a wheelchair for mobility but retains some ability stand or walk and limited circumstance. So I think it's for fat people. Oh, right, right, right, right. And she's not even fat. Whatever she's got.
Starting point is 01:00:01 Yeah. Well, yeah, sure, if you got some kind of condition. Yeah, which she may have. But figure out if it's a walking day first or not. Yeah. I think the first thing she should have done has been like, okay, let me get back. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 100%. I bet you she did.
Starting point is 01:00:15 And then she was like, oh, this would be a good video. That's my point. Well, you never know. The choice to make it a video is what makes it like, that's what I don't like about it the most. Like she may be in a lot of pain who fucking knows. But it's like, now so are we. That's hilarious. That is hilarious.
Starting point is 01:00:33 But now so are we. Oh my God. Well, good luck Sarah Beth. Yeah. Zara Beth. Yeah. You know? That's a good video.
Starting point is 01:00:42 Nick came to with that video. Yeah. But it's like this is like one of those. We have to really like, is it a walk in? That's to be the name of her story. That's her movie. Is it a walking day? Is it a walking day?
Starting point is 01:00:52 I was so excited for the reveal because he were like, oh. Yeah. Sometimes she could get it up. Yeah. Oh, I was furious from the jump, like, just like, okay. Because I get my first thought was just like, yeah, I hate this. Like, I hate the video. Yeah, I know.
Starting point is 01:01:07 But once they show the guy and he's like, you know, you're like, oh, this guy, he's got to be nice. Yeah. Otherwise, you're going to fucking fry him. But then it's like, oh, we should have fried him. And then like, then we find out, this bitch can walk. I was okay. He would cut to him and he was just like, he just goes and there's no elevator at this? Oh, the lift was broken.
Starting point is 01:01:28 Got it. That's wild. Okay. Well, yeah, I'll be in Spokane this weekend. And Bakersfield I just added, which is the next weekend. Where? Oh, the well, oh, I got a, I want to go there. Yeah, I heard it's good.
Starting point is 01:01:40 I went to another place. I'm going to go there. I heard it's good. Yeah, we'll set that up. Tulsa. Oh, I'm going to. going there too later. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:47 And then Portugal, I got, I'm doing that. Just, that's so random. They're paying me to go to Portugal. I booked that first. And I go, oh, yeah, I'll go. And it's supposed to be cool in Portugal. So I'm like, all right. So.
Starting point is 01:01:58 Just for one day? Yeah, whatever. So, yeah, I, I, I, um, but that is a festival. Oh, got it. Yeah. Rooster T. Feathers, August 20th, Irvine Improv, August 20th. Irvine Improv, August 26, one night. And then at the end of the month, I'm going to stand up live and improv in Tempe,
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