The Golden Hour - It Was Never Supposed to Happen | The Golden Hour #17 w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: February 24, 2023

The guys talk about Adidas' slump post Kanye, Brendan's Fashion Nova jeans obsession, Iggy Azalea joining OnlyFans, Madonna's changing look, all new viewer submissions including a snake expert, outrageous outfits at awards shows, favorite game shows and much more!

This idea you have in your head that you're, oh, but I have a connection with this girl. Yeah, you're talking to Vince. Well, let's do it. Let's do it. And you read it like, let's do it. Dude, it's just like back in the day with the 949 numbers or 976 numbers. You thought you were talking to, you were talking to like a chick that looked like me. And she was like, hey, baby.

And she was going. There we go. He grossed it out. That was really quick. We're friends that laugh. We're friends that laugh. We're friends that shout. Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about. But that won't stop us.

Nothing can stop us. Ooh, yeah. It's like a show you used to love. Just rebrand it enough. It's stronger, better, dude. Chin, what I want to talk about first is Chin didn't pipe up and say he had the same Carhartt bean as I have. I still have it right now, too. But why didn't you say it during it?

I don't know. You know me. I don't want to interrupt. Yeah, I get it. Because we were clowning you. Yeah, we were like, yeah. And Chin knows better than to be a part of that nonsense. Chin was like, I'm going to lay low.

Do you want it, Chris? Because I'm going to return it. Is it a black one? It's a black one. It's brand new. I got that one, too. It's going to be a gray one. You? Because I'm going to return it. Is it a black one? It's a black one. It's brand new. It's got to be a gray one. You could always have extras. He returned it. That is true. But dude. You have it right now,

Jim? Toss it to me. That's what's up, huh? That one's less baggy than the other. Well, it's not. No, because he has it. No. It's properly folded. Hey, the game just changed, Daddy. I hope so. There's a new cat in town.

I want both. I'm sweating. I want both thumbs from the one, from the last one, and this one of me with the beanie on, dude. Okay? Both thumbs. Look. Just take that.

No, we're both Carhartt beanie. Look at me. Take that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Looks good, I guess. Well, that's how you look. Do you like what you see in the mirror? Yeah, but you, your face, though, is the thing.

Because you're like, and I'm like. But this is how you look do you and do you like would you be saw this down the street you'd be into it turn out right let me find that way no you look like a fool but that's not how I look no it doesn't even matter you're no it's like no no your head good thing it's not white right your your head is like you've been stung by bees. You know, and it's a little. Well, my face. It's swollen.

Small head. Small head, fat face. Oh, that's weird. You want to talk about fat face? Come on, Doug. Small head. You're not getting those. Small head, fat face.

That's funny. Oh, you can't take yours off now? Well, bro, but I need my hair. It's hot. It's fine. I'll put it on, but my thing is. No, you're gay Carhartt guy. You do it. No, I did it for the fan base, is. You're a gay Carhartt guy. You do it.

No. I did it for the fan base, dude, because I know the Carhartt motherfuckers keep watching the shit. That's fair, dude. So I'm involved with them. You're going to get a cease and desist. From Carhartt? Yeah.

Maybe I get a deal out of it. Please stop making our beanies look bad. Because Kanye was the Carhartt guy. Like used condoms. You know what I mean? I heard Kanye had a, they were making a what was the thing? The college dropout burgers.

There's a college dropout burgers. I'd buy that. I know, but it's using the the bear. And it has nothing to do with Kanye. And Kanye was like, well, he's going to sue him. And the lawyers just dropped the case because they can't get a hold of Kanye. His lawyers. How hilarious is that? Oh damn, that's the exact same thing why didn't they i don't why don't how do people do

this it's obviously you're gonna get sued and their business owners like let's just rip off one of the most famous yeah debatably the best album of all time let's just rip off the logo from that might as well do a nike check i know i don't't understand. Did you see there's this whole thing about Adidas right now and they're just like they're losing a billion dollars or something like that. Over.

Like they're like It's like 1.4 billion. All their sales have dropped and they're just kind of like I don't know They're like we fucked up. For what too?

For what? You know what I mean? Like for what? What do you mean? I'm just saying it's like I was talking about the other time it's like the real Illuminati

is this weird Twitter. Yeah they think that they was gonna hurt their bottom line by keeping him yeah yeah they fucking fucked up yeah they thought they thought twitter was real now they're like oh yeah the only reason why but now they're getting back into it sorry what kanye they're talking about trying to do a deal with kanye now of course hey bro like oh sorry about that. You know what I mean? We succumb to like fake pressure. Right.

Can we get back in business? But hey, but also, can you like stop being a fucking crazy person? But also, we fired all the Jews at Adidas, right? We'd love to have you back. Let's hope they don't do that. Moishe isn't here anymore. Don't double down with that, right? Dude.

No. No. But also, because didn't they do something with Beyonce? Right? Yes. That's not selling at all, apparently. No.

And they should do like the Blue Ivy thing. Right. But that's apparently nobody cares about that. And they lost like a billion dollars on that too. Well, there's a certain point where, you know, it's like, well, look beyonce okay icon but like fun yeah but who the fuck's gonna buy adidas it doesn't seem to me it doesn't seem right being a natural fit yeah it doesn't i don't know maybe i think kanye does but well i mean i think that like it's the money like they she was

like all right they probably gave her a lot of money. She's like, all right. But women, I don't know if women are like, oh, let's get Adidas. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think she should have done a deal with Rihanna. Right, something like that. Let me get a Louis Vuitton Gucci. If she did something with Forever 21 or Fendi or something. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Fashion Nova. Fashion Nova would be killer. Yeah, because no men shop there. Do you know what I mean? No men would ever get jeans from there. I don't know one guy who's going to the Adidas store and being like, oh, shit, you got them new Beyoncés? Right, right, right, right.

And also, furthermore, no men are going to Fashion Nova and getting jeans from there. For $14.99. Nobody would do that. That'd be so stupid. Nobody would do that. Because they would tear all the time. Yeah.

Well, how do you know that, though? I mean, you could fly, but what? How do you know they tear? How do you know they tear? I heard on Reddit. On the news? On Reddit. Oh, you're on Reddit now?

Yeah, you definitely don't go on Reddit. No, they told me the jeans tear from Fashion Nova. They? Who's they? Me. I buy my jeans from Fashion Nova. Rachel's all about they too. I say, is there a they.com?

Is there a they.com? Yeah. With stupid facts? Yeah. Well, that's what people say with the conspiracies. Like, Cal knows. I say, is there a they.com? Is there a they.com with stupid facts? Well, that's what people say with the conspiracies. Like, Cal knows. He's like, who's they? It's like, come on, bro. Figure it out.

He's in with they. Me, I'm like, I don't know who they are. But, like, I used to subscribe when it was fucking, like, they weekly, a magazine. But once it hit the internet and it's they.com it's too much yeah i don't know it's just weird like i say there's that this adidas thing is super weird yeah because super like it's like it's like if anything oh that's funny like corporate america or whatever should now sit and go they should look at this adidas thing and go huh i don't know if we should listen to twitter anymore how many l's do they have to take?

Like, even Disney's like – How many L's? Disney's like, maybe we'll lay low on making Woody gay, right? You know, it's just like – I just think that – But he's for sure gay. Oh, yeah. You have to – Cowboy named Woody.

There's a snake in my butt. Is Woody gay in it? No. Oh, got it. That's like a thing, though? Oh, no. He has that – His girl.

The girl in the blue dress. But I like that it doesn't matter. It's like Dumbledore's gay. Like, got it. That's like a thing though? Well, no. He has his girl. The girl in the blue dress. But I like that it doesn't matter. It's like Dumbledore's gay. Like, who cares? Yeah, I don't give a fuck at all. But like my whole point is, is it – I don't – if I'm going to buy something, I don't – once – okay. So once the New Balance guy was like in support of Trump

and everyone was like we're not buying New Balances anymore I don't know if you remember that it was a long time ago I remember that that was the moment where I was like alright

I'm making a conscious decision to just buy whatever I want and not care about whatever anyone does or says yeah I don't care if it puts money in their pockets I'm not thinking that

it's just if I like the product I'm going to get the product that's how it is. But the Balenciaga one, Jesus Christ, that Balenciaga one with the kids was a little dicey. What is it? The kids, they did that whole campaign where it's like sexualization of kids. There's the teddy bears, and they're in those weird outfits.

And I have Balenciaga. I haven't worn it since, and I was like, eh, whatever. I'm wearing Yeezys today. Sometimes things are just tone deaf. Sometimes people think, sometimes people think that this is going to, they're being like artsy. And then it's just like,

and then, and then people look at it and go, well, we think it's this. And then whoever's the loudest is going to make it what that is. No, I dropped my son off at school like this, like three days after this.

And it was so crazy. And Kim came out and said her piece on Balenciaga. And I was like, I bet all these moms who have kids, especially at the age of these kids, I'd say, because they were all wearing it. I'm like, I bet none of them will wear it. Oh, man. It looked like goddamn NASCAR, Balenciaga.

It doesn't matter yet. Well, I mean, but think about this. Like if you're a Kardashian and like part of your brand is being on the internet in a bikini all the time like they are always kardashian the kardashian they're always yeah they're fine you know god bless them yeah say it again kylie they're just they're gorgeous right now but they have kids right like this is the thing that's crazy about the internet, man. Like, Instagram. Hoes literally become housewives. God bless them.

You know? So it's like we're witnessing that. Yeah. You know, it's like I'm... It was never supposed to happen. It wasn't supposed to happen. You say, can a hoe become a housewife? They can. Hoes ain't housewives, but now...

I'm just saying that you... Because you can look at the... It's like, you know, 10 years ago, they were on the internet doing whatever. And then now they're happily married. And, you know, they're dressed. I remember when they couldn't become housewives. Yeah. So it's different.

Times have changed. So what I'm saying is like, Kim's kids are getting older. They'll be able to look back and be like, oh, wow, my mom's. But it's different times. I know. Like being a hoe now, it's all good. And I don't mean. It's like, that's girl power.

Right, right, right. I say that facetiously when I say hoe. I'm just saying like, you know And I don't mean they're. It's like that's girl power. Right, right, right. I say that facetiously when I say hoe. I'm just saying like, you know, I don't mean like literal, you know. But anyway, my point is like this though. It's like, so, you know, over-sexualizing yourself is like, it's part of the thing, you know. And so, like, you're going to have, these kids are going to grow up. They're going to see what you used to do then what but why are they doing there think about the outlets now like only fans

think about how much money people make an only fan shot about some girls we've never heard of a select few millions of dollars no no it's like there's so many people yeah but it's like 0.01 percent that make the fucking not really. There's some thoughts on there. What would they do? My accountant guy, he's got a couple. He's like, look, here's the thing. The ones that make millions, like Bad Baby, it's different from. But I'm saying there's people making like podcasts.

Sure, yeah. I'm saying there's some like. Right. $50,000 a month. Right, yeah. That sounds like a great level. That's crazy for a thought. Like a four.

She'd be a four in LA. She's making like, you know, $10,000 a month. Yeah. But here's the- Doesn't have to get a job. But here's the real crazy part about it too now, and I hate to like hip you guys out there because we have a lot of male followers. I know you think you're talking to that girl on the only fans yeah are

you shitting me you're not are you kidding me no there's people listen they're not you're not like there's people like that are doing i have a friend of mine that works for an agency and they and the agencies now they just go they get the girls they go hey this is the amount of content you need to do and don't worry about anything we'll handle the rest just give us the content and we're gonna to type to these idiots. And they're not – so it's like you're basically – it's still Pornhub. Yeah. You're talking to an Indian.

This idea you have in your head that you're – oh, but I have a connection with this girl. Yeah. You're talking to Vince. You're talking to – yeah. No, you're talking to – Yeah, I'll suck your dick. Let's do it. Let's fucking do it.

And you read it like, oh, yeah, I'll suck your dick. Let's do it you read it like oh yeah suck your dick let's do it it's just like it's just like back in the day with the 949 numbers or 976 numbers you thought you were talking to you were talking to like yeah a chick that looked like me and she was like hey baby and she was going yeah there we go he grossed it out that was really quick hold on chris there's none of those now, right? That's random. Why do you have a boner? What?

Yeah. No. Yeah. I mean, why wouldn't they do that? But why wouldn't they do that? No, I know. But the thing is, there was this, I think that, like, you know, it's become such a business. And there's no stigma on it anymore, which I think is fantastic.

Sure. What's the girl, the rapper, I'm so fancy. What's her name? I don't know. Iggy Azalea. Oh, right. She's on OnlyFans. She's on there?

She went on OnlyFans and made a million dollars in one day. No. Yeah. I don't believe it. Million one. I think those things are lies. I don't think it's lies. Yeah, because they say, what is it?

Is it Black China? Is that her name? Yeah. They say she makes like 20 million a month. That's not true. But you know Bad Baby, they were like, oh, you're not making that money. And she? Is that her name? Yeah. Did he say she makes like $20 million a month? That's not true. But you know Bad Baby, they were like, oh, you're not making that money? She went, oh, really? Cool.

And then sent her taxes. It was like, there you go. What did she say she made? Something like $90 million. Nah. Dude, like, yeah, why wouldn't she make a million dollars a day? She said she would never go on OnlyFans 2. She what?

Iggy. She said what? Before, she said she would never do something like OnlyFans. She is so bad. Is she hot? Let me see a regular pic. Go to the bikini one. No, go to the one right there.

Yeah. Why? Let me see. I've never really looked at her. Hey, hold on. It's me, Colin. Hey, bro. Is she hot?

No, no, no, no. It's a hot line. I haven't seen her until now, I'm saying. I'm saying, is she hot? Now I'm seeing her. Currently, you're saying. No, no, no. I'm looking at her now.

I see that body looks great, but that is so Photoshopped. Her face. You know you see these women in person and they look insane. I didn't just realize she had a face. Yeah, yeah. Right. Yeah, with that ass. What are we talking about?

Go to like a regular person. What are we talking about? Oh, she has a face. Stupid. Go to like a. She could have three eyes. I have no clue. Go to something.

Anything else. Go to any of the other ones where three eyes. I have no clue. Go to something. Anything else. Go to any of the other ones where she looks regular. I put in real life. Well, that looks... She looks hot. Yeah. She's a pretty girl, though. What I'm saying is...

Australian, too? If you've been a fan of her, like this... The reason why the pressure is heavy for someone like this is because this is what people do. They fantasize about her. Go to the one on the bottom right there. And now she's giving them, you know? You have a problem with that? She's all right.

Yeah, she's all right. He's that internet guy like Megan Fox. Elbows too pointy for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, bro, look at her butt. It's fake. My shit is like, is she breathing? It's a fake butt.

You have a problem with that? No, I don't have a problem with it. But the point is. No, you're like, yeah. No, no, no. That's what it is. Too much horsepower. The problem is. He but the point is... No, you're like, yeah. No, no, no. That's what it is. Too much horsepower. The problem is...

He likes a little butt. Look, okay, if you're talking about... You like a little butt. No, I don't. I like a big butt. I like a little butt. I like whatever butt. That's too much horsepower.

It all depends on the person, I believe. You like somebody doing side business sit-ups. I get it. It's fine. You're too skinny. You don't mind if they lose it. You know what I'm saying? No, it all depends on the person, dude.

If you have a fucking thick ass right and that fits who you are good no no no no good but if you have a thick ass and it doesn't fit who you are i got you that's it please google madonna's ass oh it doesn't make sense she's also 80 though no no dude she's been a flat ass she got a fake booty it looks ridiculous but it doesn't make sense on it it needs to make sense okay sure i understand and look if that makes it look let me just go on and say if that makes you feel confident then whatever do you i don't give a fuck but i'm just saying to me if you look like it doesn't fit you then okay i can do like fake you know fake

tits if they're you know but the second you go too far i think that fake asses are just catching up now with the bbl right that's what they call it it's just catching up to where it's like okay now they're great but dude five years ago it looked ridiculous and this is when all these people were getting the shit hey real quick i'll take is madonna not kind of bad no she's like that one she looks horrible on the right yeah but on the right also all the time dude you said all the time she looks bad all the time she looks bad you're not a donna fan huh yeah dude she's changed up up what she's changing into what she's changing that's halfway changing a fucking gargoyle tone deaf person she's so tone

deaf about this blaming like misogyny and whatever that's why you changed i mean it's like oh she's them and all this kind of stuff it's like yo, yo, man. It is what it is. She has a book. I have her book. It's called Sex. Yeah. You sold that. Right.

Her entire career. For your career. All day. And now when you've aged out of being that, we're the problem? I know. But no, she's- How about all these women that were guys, guys, and now they're like all for the movement

it's like you you're just trying to fit in to do what keeps you relevant what's trendy yeah they're doing if you're that you're nobody then it's like you're nobody to us you know what yeah you know but here's the thing too though man here's the thing that bugs me is that we think that we have something in common with someone so there might be a common denominator. And we always start with, like, we say, well, we're all human beings. Okay. That's so – Duh. We're not the same, right?

Just because we're human beings. If you think about it in your head, you go, wow, there's so many differences. Yeah. Here's what pisses me off. The next step is no better. Meaning? Men, women. Uh-huh.

Just because we're men, it doesn't mean that we're the same in the same way. In the same way, women, just because you're women, you're not the same. It's so many different phases. Like when you're young, if you're 18 to 25 and your body is at its prime and you're like enjoying that, yeah, you're not the same as like the women on The View. Yeah. And it's all good. I don't want to hear Whoopi and them talking about you shouldn't put your naked pictures.

Don't you remember when you felt like that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whoopi's never felt like that. Right. Whoopi hasn't. Poor example. I get it, though. It's Whoopi.

Pick Madonna. Madonna. Madonna used to be super bad. Yeah. I'm just saying it's like when you get like, you know, when you become grandma, grandma's not out here like, you know what I mean? Yeah. But Madonna's thing, she's fighting father time.

She's losing the round 10-8. None of these. It's not going well. But none of these people are anybody. They're just soulless. They're vessels of like, tell me what to do what do i do vessel fame yeah they're nobody they're not a person they don't have family they love have you met madonna they're people that are like you like me dude and you know we all have a little

bit of that in us we all do but it's like when you let it get to you like that and you start changing your face and ass. This isn't my real chin. That's it. Yeah, it is weird. That's it. My real chin is over there. Yeah.

That's the real chin. We need to get it lifted. He never changed. Chin's really tall. He never changed. When you get chin up, BB. It's just a weird society that we live in. It's like, you know, you see, you know, just don't talk about we live in it's like you know you see you know

just just don't talk about it just do your thing to make you feel good you never hear share talking about this and that being said it's okay to be like you know what 10 years ago i was a fucking goofball when i fucking thought that all body would you know i thought it was good to show my naked body and now you know I'm a mom. Exactly. It's not the best idea. I'm here to talk to the youth. It's okay to be like that. But also, think about the pressure on the women, too, to keep up with all this stuff.

There's a lot of pressure, too. That's why they do it. Yeah, of course. Because that's what gets views. That's what gets people attention. As long as you use sex to sell things people will be objectified yeah so you know it's just that's just the way it's gonna go it's like anytime i go to a restaurant especially like in vegas and the waitresses have on this yeah you're talking about hooters anywhere not just not just who doesn't even matter it doesn't matter you're talking about my whole thing is like

what does ass and titties have to do with food and beverage service? It's the environment, Eric. Don't be so gay. No, dude. A nice eight ounce cold beer and some tits. If I blindfolded you and I brought you a burger at a restaurant. I'd walk out. You wouldn't eat it and be like, you know what?

I feel like a fat guy brought this. Yeah. Oh, no. I could hear him breathe. You're wrong. So stupid. I'm just saying fat guy brought this. Yeah. Oh, no, I can hear him breathe. You're wrong. So stupid. I'm just saying when you see that. Or tilt and tilt.

I can't eat at a place like that. I'm just like, what is going on? I'm hungry and I am so confused. Yeah, you're uncomfortable. I was at Vegas. It was like one of those Gordon Ramsay restaurants. And I was like, God damn. And then this is what pisses me off too.

When the waitress comes over dressed like that. Right. And you're just, you know, you're like, okay, wow. You know what I mean? Right. And then they're like, yo, yo, yo. Yeah. This ain't government assigned.

Yeah, I'm not the DMV, bitch. You know what I mean? You came over in this. You're one of the triple D tips. Why are you dressed like this? I know. For this reaction and now you are you dressed like this? I know. For this reaction, and now you mad you got that reaction. I understand, but everyone has the moods that they're in,

and a lot of these people, the money's too good with the tips, and I get it. I know you're not saying that. You're the one that signed up for it, though. I know, I know, but it's other than that, that she's working a crate and barrel, making fucking $6.99 a fucking hour, or whatever the minimum wage is.

Well, don't cry to me. I understand, I understand. I'm giving whatever the minimum wage is. Well, don't cry to me. No, I understand. I understand. I'm giving you the reaction you wanted. I understand. And now. You're like, damn, I'll take the French onion. Yeah.

Now you have to be like. Oh, you know what I hate? I hate being like, oh, man, you ever with your girl? And then you hit the restaurant and then like. You have to pretend there's not a Ferrari in front of you. Titties McGee come over to the table. You know, you just have to like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I will have the., I will have the, you know what I mean?

I wait for my girl to say something. She's like, you see her ass? I'm like, which one? Yeah. She's like, that ass. I'm like, oh my God. I'm going to need some extra napkins. I'm coming.

I'm coming. I'm coming. And I'll have a cheeseburger we're the worst it is what it is what's up guys Tristan here from LA first of all

I just want to say I'm a big fan of all you guys I've seen you all around the clubs in LA like four or five times each I love you guys but we do got a little bit of beef on last week's pod you guys were talking we do got a little bit of beef.

On last week's pod, you guys were talking a lot of trash, spreading a lot of lies, misinformation, a lot of old wives' tales, and I think at one point, Eric even said that certain animals should not be pets unless you can call them all cute. So is this cute enough? Oh, no, no, no. Check this guy out. He's one of our reticulated pythons here. I am one of the biggest snake breeders in all of L.A. And this is our python breeding room.

We got about 300 snakes just in this room alone. And, yeah, I wanted to step directly straight on a few things. First of all, snakes definitely do not measure their prey. They're dinosaurs. They're reptiles. They're not that smart to do that. They're kind of just kind of kill now eat later see if it fits after they kill it So if they wanted to hurt somebody they definitely would

And also they don't diet they're ambush predators I kind of just got to take food when they get it if something's offered to them They know what's food and what's not for the most part. They're just gonna take what comes their way without question So I do want to say also that I don't people think that these guys are scary, that these guys are mean, that they shouldn't be pets. But honestly, after a lot of time, a lot of spending time with them, they can be really – oh, fuck! I knew he was going to do that. Go fuck yourself.

That's what I have to say to this guy. It's funny, though. Here's the thing. Now let's YouTube Snake eating baby Okay Just YouTube No I don't want to see that Just YouTube I don't want to see that

How about this There's the snake Where it's the stripper And you know She's trying to be like The Britney Spears thing And she has big titties She's all charming

All sexy And the snake goes Right on her tit Right on her tit There's another one Oh she's all There's another one Where the snake's in the

In the store And they're trying to feed it in the snake. It's like this guy. This is one of these guys like a bear trainer. He's like, the bears are safe, but he's got a white eye. Snake goes, sweet tits. I don't want to see this. No, it's fun. She's okay.

Eric, can we just get to the baby getting killed? Yeah. Watch this. This thing goes, hey, check out your cool tits. Don't do that. Watch this. Yeah! Yeah!

I did the titty! I did the titty! I did the titty! Look it, look it. They put the mother on the thing. No, it's cool. It's bleeding. Yes. Send that to the guy that just sent us in. Okay.

What's going on here, bro? Guys being dudes. She got some nice titties. I need to see if that guy has all his fingers. He's going to act like he's never had an accident with a snake. Oh, my God. She got that. There's so many times snakes do stuff, man. You see it all his fingers. He's going to act like he's never had an accident with a snake. There's so many times snakes do stuff, man. You see it all the time. I just don't get the point of them.

They don't have a personality. Yeah, it's not like... No, you're right. I feel like, come here. You walk in, they're just like... If I have to have a live mouse for it to come over, fuck you! You know what I mean? That's not a pet! I challenge that guy guy maybe we should

bring him in and he brings snakes i'm just thinking about the last video we saw with the i think it was a patreon where the pit with the the pythons or whatever the vocalist 300 snakes in that room alone he said no one's gonna talk about you just keep them in those cartons of shoe boxes that the snakes just curl up in the shoe boxes? They need to stretch. Yeah, how's that like? That sucks. That's how they keep them, though. Can you get them a tree or something?

Yeah, this guy's got the prison. He's the warden. He's a prison. Shaw snake. You're just a warden, dude. All right, snakes. Hello, snakes. Yeah.

Time for lights out. Number 25475. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Present yourself. Block and block D. And the snake just like, you know, it's like,

it's Shaw snake redemption. You know what I mean? It's all out the wall. You know what I mean? Get busy living. Fucking, you know, I'm innocent.

I'm in here. Yeah, this guy's a warden. It was a different, I just need to make sure this guy, you know, he's the kind of guy that like, he's missing something and he's like no that was just or

just love snakes here's the other thing with inflation who's buying snakes yeah the business can't be booming because they're not that big one they're not cheap either yeah listen the fish guy over here don't fuck yourself oh no you mean give me the fish you feed the fucking snake yeah yeah yeah no you mean the business guy just as a a business, how the fuck are you going to pitch those snakes? Are you going to flip the fish? Dude, when I was doing that fucking... No, but I don't breed them. You're going to flip the Ferraris and you get two free fish.

You get two free fish, their dad in the back. I was doing a movie and we had a snake wrangler because it was in the desert. And the guy had on... They always have all tan. If you work with animals, you know, they always have like all tan. If you work with animals, you only wear all tan. They look like the crocodile hunter, yeah.

And so many pockets. And he's got this thing that looks like a, you know, a back scratcher, but it's fucking a pincher and shit. Like the tongs? Yeah,

yeah, yeah. Come on. And I'm like, what are you looking for? He's like, rattlesnakes. And I was like,

oh really? Did you see any? He's like, no. He's like, I want to find some though I said of course you do Because you're crazy in your head

Like this is what you do You know just trying to be light with the guy And he was like no I don't think I'm crazy And I was like no I know I'm just like It's actually totally natural I'm like oh alright dude I know you're crazy

You ran into a fucking Asperger's guy. Well, maybe, yeah. But he was just like, they're actually really, and I'm, oh, dude, I'm not. No. I'm an actor in a movie. You know what's crazy? You know what's crazy?

This is a crazy thought that guys have. It's like, hey, bro, we had to hire you because there's snakes around here that will bite you. Right, right, right, right. Rattlesnakes will bite you 100% of the time. If there's a rattlesnake right here, it's not just going to be like,

you know, if we just go... They're never window shopping. Yeah. They're not going to hunt you down, though. But if you step on one or if they're on the set, you're going to have problems. But if they're out there, they're not going to come in. Yeah, yeah. It's not like they're zombies, dude. No, it's not a great white. Here they come.

Zombie snakes. We need flesh. Oh, no. Take forever. How far away are they that you have to? Oh, you just knock? Knock at the cabin. Yeah, I don't trust.

That guy's going to have to send another video in. He's going to have to rebuttal again. I don't trust him. You better going to have to send another video in. He's going to have to rebuttal again. I don't trust him. You better keep those tits away from a snake. Hey, y'all. Come on. Come on. Hey, am I a hooters?

Come on. Am I a tilt and kill? Come on, man. Snakes just love tits. I hate it. Because it's like, don't act like you don't know what you're doing. It's okay, but this is just. You know what's the difference?

So, anyway. You know what's the equivalent to this? That's going like this. So, anyway. Put the phone down here. Yeah, dance this out. What's up, guys? Hey, guys.

King it or sting it. Tinks. Crop this. Hey, y'all. My name is Sam. I'm out here in Houston doing my daily workout walk. Hold on. Those are the biggest sweater hitters I've ever seen.

Dude, it's got to be a king it or sting it titties, right? This is so stupid. It's like that teacher, that trans teacher that had the giant titties. The way she's doing it, just all... Like it's all...

I got a debate club. It's awesome also more serious. Disney cutting prices. There's like a second and a half pause, and it's just like. What do you guys think about this Kanye situation? Do you think that. Hey, right. The Super Bowl field's slippery.

Am I right? It's just. It's so stupid the way he's doing it. It's so stupid. Okay. Okay doing it. It's so stupid. Okay, guys. Can we get through it? My name is Sam. I'm out here in Houston doing my daily workout walk.

My question for y'all is, what's y'all's worst shit story as an adult? Because I'm pretty sure I just had mine. Oh, wow. But I'm super embarrassed. Oh, wow. You should. It's nice to hit easy.

So, yeah. It's a fun game. Rewind it. Come back. Rewind it. Rewind it. You just hear him going like, tits. Oh, man.

Play it when the guy drives by. We're not going to get past this. Play it when the guy drives by. Lay, lay, to get past this. Play it when the guy drives by. Lay, lay, lay, lay, lay, lay, lay, lay. Nice titties. Whatever. So, yeah. I decided to submit this video because I'm actually listening to y'all's podcast.

And I was like, oh, I wonder what they would think about this. I don't even know what you said. I can't think about it. I appreciate the words. So, my name is... We don't even know what you said. I can't think of anything. We don't even know what you're talking about. Okay? Because all we see is like, come on. Good for you, girls.

Those are some hitters. Yeah. Well. Wow. A rare round of applause. Yeah. That's the funniest submission ever. This is the funniest submission ever.

That's like, you're not going to discuss the elephant in the room? It's two big elephants. Well, congrats to her, man. You know, she's killing it. They look real. Actually, I don't remember what she said. What did she say? I don't know.

She's shitting the woods woods and she was wondering your shit stories I feel like we've done it but I wanted to yeah I've done it a lot I've talked about my shit stories on podcast all the time but this is good this is a good outfit because if you shit you can keep it in your legs yeah Anthony wanted us to rip Sam Smith's drip

what message is he trying to was there a message or this is just like... He looks like an extra from Alice in Wonderland. Honestly, it's so sad when people dress like this. My thing is like, hey, we know you're gay. No. No, no, no.

We got it. No, beyond that, dude. You're like Wiener. When you're in a situation where you're at a fashion show or whatever it is, and you're dressing like you don't typically dress, they tricked you. They tricked you. They're making fun of you.

Yeah. And even if they think they're not, they are, and you're tricked now. See, I can see you wearing this. Me? Yeah. No, no.

We're not to a movie theater, man. Your two kids are like riding. Oh, that's kind of cool. That's cool. But're not the movie theater, man. Your two kids are like riding. Oh, that's kind of cool. That's cool. But if you're in Hollywood and this is the event and you got a stylist, this is what's in now, and you put on that big ass thing or whatever it is, you've been had. That's a punk bitch. You've been played.

You're a trick. I agree. You played yourself. Because where are you going to wear that to? Where are you going to wear it to? Or it's a punk bitch. You've been played. You played yourself. Where are you going to wear that to? Or it's a setup. So the girl from This Is Us, the heavyset girl, she wore this big red dress. She was playing. She was playing. And I was like, it's like you can't be that fat

no put that and look like like Kool-Aid these NBA players you're also gonna be fifth on the roll call every game walking down the thing

they've been played bro yeah they've been played this guy this guy this is what he does I don't know who this is that dude

every you have been played and this is how he does it nah but it's fashion and I like it dude this dude is a look I don't you know I'm not he does it. Nah, but it's fashion and I like it. Dude, this dude is a... Look, I'm not going to say he's a bitch, but that's a bit. You've been played, bro.

Yeah, 100%. You wear your shit that you want to wear, bro. How do you get your shit? Your loss. How do you get your shit? If you're like, hey, hand me that drink. He's like, oh, shit. You get it with your mouth.

But he... At this point, this is what I'm saying. These people start trolling. Oh, he fucked that night. These people start trolling. Oh, he fucked that night. That's not so bad. At least that looks kind of right. Russell Westbrook is the one who takes a lot of heat, but I think his shit's fly.

Well, you're a fucking idiot for saying that, dude. You know who we're talking about? Yes, he was on my flight the other day. Dude, he had a fucking hat on that was a baseball hat, and everything was normal. Everything was normal except for it went really high like this. Well, that's ridiculous. Bro. Elmer Fudd.

Yeah. Everything from here to here, everything was normal, and then it just kept going. That's hilarious. Dude, and he had short pants on, you know what I mean? Like Caprice. You're played I mean? Like he does. You're played, bro. Hollywood, everyone is laughing at you. We have to order these. That'll fit Chris's forehead, though.

That's what it looked like. That's for your forehead. Right? What is that? Are you keeping like... Well, he did, because he had too many carry-ons. Is that a cooler? No, but they were like, sir, you can only have two carry-ons.

That looks stupid. And he came back with that hat put the shit that one looks stupid if you're a guy though that like creates fashion like pharrell or whatever then i i you know you do whatever you want i'll take some hits but the second you the second you're a an nba player and people are like this what you gotta wear and you're like all right yeah i can see that dude you're, this is what you got to wear. And you're like, all right, yeah, I can see that. Dude, you're done. This is ridiculous. Was there a point to this? What was the even point to this? Red carpet. At least it was like, give me a message or something.

We're talking about it. He's lost, bro. You think this guy has a good relationship with his parents? It's just not. It's sad. He's on third round. It's all sad. He's figuring out his pronouns.

Do you think he knows how to dress? What does it say? I don't care about that. But this is – Listen, I've been – You should. Listen, I've been to fashion shows, and Rachel has been in some – A woman.

Ridiculous outfits. Yeah, a woman. Even still, what I'm saying is a woman or not, this fashion stuff, who's ever wearing that? Well, you can't buy any of the stuff that they're wearing down the runway. The point, though, is it's an art show. They're not selling that shit. Well, maybe this is what this is, some form of art, you know?

Yeah, I know. It looks really uncomfortable. Well, then he did the whole devil theme thing. Let's say he's got a shit. Imagine sitting next to him. Let's say he's got a shit. That's what I'm saying. And he's walking.

He's like, oh, shit, I can't get into the stall. He's like. You got to go sideways into it. He's got to go like this. You know. Imagine sitting next to him and you're just. He's on your plane. Sorry, it's your knee thing.

Your knee things. Yeah. He lost a lot of weight, though. Good for him. No, I mean, he's talented as shit, but like. Maybe the weight is pushed into those areas. Imagine. Like, you lose weight and it just goes to your legs like that.

That's a stupid fucking out. I mean, to even say it's an out. I'm a fan of his music. He's gotten weird, man. Well, I mean, weird is fine. When you see that mainstream Satan shit, you're like, what is going on here? Who's controlling this? Am I right?

I don't know, dude. That's how we think that about us. Yeah. This guy knows. What's up golden hour boys I got a debate club for ya What is the best game show ever I like that Price is Right hitter

You know Stay Home Sick from school You got that Price is Right on all day But Steve Harvey is a close second What's the game show he does Family Feud When I think of Family Feud I'm a Jeopardy fan. I love Jeopardy.

Jeopardy. You must be so confused when you watch Jeopardy. I will light you guys up. After it gets past 100, you're just like. Oh, my God. You guys don't even know the current events on this. Jeopardy, you guys would eat dick. Yeah, I would.

Yeah. But we're saying, I'm pretty sure I'd be better than you. Oh, no. I'd destroy everybody in here, Jeff. challenge accepted nick nick's already working come on get titties mcgee off this dude um best game show yeah family feud's great but i think the dating game i'm old so i remember the dating game there's a serial killer on that. On the dating game. You know that? Yeah. Like a legit serial killer. On this popular dating show, there was a serial killer.

Yeah. The dating game. Price is Right is probably, I think Wheel of Fortune. It's all right. Yeah, Wheel of Fortune's overrated. Yeah, but it was like, you got Wheel, those are the classics. Come on down. What was the one where we don't? Oh, the Pyramid was the best one.

No Whammies, No Whammies, No Whammies. What was that? Press Your Luck? Was that what that was? I don't remember that one. What was the one where we don't? Oh, the Pyramid was the best one. No whammies, no whammies, no whammies. What was that? Press Your Luck? Was that what that was? I don't remember that one. What was the No Whammies one? I like that one. Who Wants to Be a Millionaire is pretty lit.

The 10th. Oh, yeah. The Pyramid. I think Family Feud's the best one. Ugh, the gayest. Really? It just gets so dirty. Sometimes with Steve Harvey, it kind of gets dirty.

I've never seen it with him. No. Yeah, you haven't seen that one? A hundred people surveyed. Dirty? What are you fucking? It's on like, what is it on? I know, but. NBC?

There's holes on a woman. You know, it's like that kind of thing. I think it's like. Yeah, everyone said. The ear? Good answer. Good answer. Ear, my wife doesn't listen.

Oh, there's only one up there, so. Pussy? Oh, anus. Anus, number one. What was the game that... Remember they had the briefcases? Deal or no deal. Deal or no deal.

That one was good. Wasn't that Howie Mandel back in the day? Dude, Howie Mandel must have $70 billion. All the money. He's never stopped being in something so popular. For years. America gots talent now? America gots talent.

The fucking projects version. Yeah, this is like a Jeopardy question. I'm sorry I didn't grow up rich. That word is not the thing. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I grew up with friends who weren't white, Chris. No. My bad.

My bad means my mistake. What does that have to do with your terrible grammar? My urban grammar? Oh, my God. That's actually more racist than him. He knows what's up. All I had growing up. He's agreeing with me.

No, he's not. He's saying West Side. When I went to new jersey every half the school was black when i came to where i went to la canada half the school was asian i'm not proving that i'm just saying i was around him i'm not ready to have black friends right no i i have one black friend and i do a podcast with him and that's all I allow. This new guy here, I'm just like, try not to talk to him.

So stupid. So stupid. Don't even. I'm not ever going to engage. What does this guy got to say? Hey, what's up guys? This is Nick from San Bernardino, California. I have this debate clip for you guys. I don't know if you guys saw it, but there was this guy, Super Bowl weekend,

pro-life, anti-abortion Spider-Man climbed a 500-foot building with no harnesses or anything. To me, I think it's kind of funny. It's kind of crazy that you're pro-life, but you're scaling buildings like that.

Maybe you could do something else like i don't know have a baby or something on top of the building i don't know this guy's got great delivery let me know what you guys think just want to say i love the show keep up the good work nick chin keep doing what you guys are doing all right see you guys what did it raise money though no he just got arrested and there was like five protesters out front i don't know that's weird well it's so scary he climbs he puts his feet between those yeah he climbs the fuck yeah skyscraper did he prepare for this well he obviously can do it right he said that he regretted not bringing enough water that's the only one thing you had to not how do you drink water if you're you gotta put in a like a sample something yeah how long did it take I don't know seven days have you seen that

but this is like that documentary about the guy that free climbs oh solo solo that's just my heart pumps when I say that entire yeah yeah yeah yeah that's just not for me I wish I had dude the Super Bowl had a bunch of weird like did, did you guys see the Jesus commercial? Damn it. Yeah. It's like, how about spend that money and help people? I wasn't mad at those commercials, though. It was like showing everybody fighting.

What I'm saying is we already know who Jesus is. Do you, though? You know? Are you mad with Jesus? No, it's, yeah, Jesus got good PR, but like. Yeah. He's the fucking. He's got a whole book that's been around for like...

You know what I mean? Well, how about the Scientology one? Did you see that one? No. There was a new Scientology commercial? At the Super Bowl. Holy shit. They're still doing it?

It looked like an Apple commercial until the end. You were like, oh, they got me. Oh, really? Yeah, I thought it was about a new Apple product. I can't believe they're still doing it. Because you know the leader of Scientology is missing and his wife is missing. No. Oh, wait.

They're both missing. Should we watch it? Yeah. That David missing. I didn't see this. If you think that all is lost, it is. Is this where they film The Matrix? Has faded.

This looks like... That the last light of hope is gone. Is this where they film The Matrix? This looks like... That the last light of hope is gone. And bad bitches are looking out the window. Think again. It's there within you.

Oh, I thought it was a PlayStation commercial. That's what I thought it was. So Scientology is magic? Is that what they're trying to show? Well, it is. I'm in, dude. It's like Matilda. Rise.

They crushed this. To live again. To live. Again. I knew it. This is fire. Tom Cruise is on the building swinging. Yeah.

Because nothing is more powerful than Tom Cruise. Than our alien gods. Than you. Curious about having fun? I'm in. I'm in. Here's my issue. Isn't that funny?

I know it is funny, but here's my issue. That's so patronizing because when you look at any Scientology stuff, there ain't no black women. There's no whoever this guy is. There's no people of color. When's the last time you went to a Scientology meeting? No, dude. You ever see these documentaries about Scientology? You ever see this, like, what's her name?

Leah Remy, her show about Scientology? They don't allow other people in it. So I hate that. This is just like that Trump commercial where it's like, what's her name? Leah Remy, her show by Scientology. They don't allow other people in it. So I hate that. It's just like that Trump commercial where it's like a black woman like, thank you, Donald Trump. You're like, wait a minute. Hold on a second. Why are you showing that?

Show the people that, you know, that's not your base. What's the deal with, is Will Smith Scientology? They say that's a rumor. Yeah, I don't believe that. That's a rumor. But Tom Cruise and John Travolta are. Right, I know that. And Brian spent a lot of time in Scientology? They say that's a rumor. Yeah, I don't believe that. That's a rumor. But Tom Cruise and John Travolta are. Right, I know that. And Brian spent a lot of time in Scientology.

Oh, really? Yeah. He's Scientology. I said, what happened, though? Why wouldn't they help you? Brian Callum? Well, he's only 82, so they did help him. He looks good.

He's done, like, stand-up there and shit? Would Golden Hour bankroll me if I want to infiltrate? I live less than a mile from the headquarters. If you edit that out, because I don't want them to assassinate you. Don't kill us. You know the head guy, literally missing, because he was under investigation, missing. Literally, the leader. No, he's not missing.

He's like- On the lam. No, his wife. His wife, they rented- His wife's dead. Epstein's Island is free right now, right? Oh, it's for sale? Yeah.

For getting Scientology? I wonder if you bought Epstein's Island. Would you do some sort of morbid tour? No. I'd do exactly what Jeffrey was doing, but legally. Over here, Bill Gates did this here. Allegedly. Everything's allegedly.

That's the whole tour. We've got the manifest over here. You do the math. You do your own research over here. You're one of those double-decker buses. To your right, this is our apparently Prince Andrew. Prince Andrew's suite. Bill Clinton enjoyed coffee over there while getting sucked off, allegedly.

Yeah. Weird. This is where Bill Clinton only drank coffee and had meals, and that's all he did here. Come on over here and let's all he did here. Come on over here and let's see what Prince Albert only did. But you go into some rooms and they turn the lights off and they give everybody black lights. You know what I mean?

Yeah, yeah. It's just, I don't know. They're on the run. Black lights. The guy's got – The wife is. They got a lot of money. Hey, the wife.

They got a lot of money, man. I don't think they're missing. Oh, no. The wife ain't missing. They've made people be gone before. That's why that Leah Remney or whatever is terrified. She did that thing. I wonder what the...

You know what's crazy about this? You know what's crazy about this is what I think about? There is the actual truth about what happened. It happened. What do you mean whatever happened happened right and nobody fucking knows yeah maybe one or two guys what happened where anywhere whatever we're talking about yeah anything whether it comes to scientology whether it comes to whatever the actual events even jfk whatever it is there is a truth that happened what what can you argue with what i'm saying it is, there is a truth that happened. What can you argue with what I'm saying? I'm saying there is a truth that happened, period.

But, Wolf, you have that perspective. That's what they're from the Bible, too. No, there's no perspective. That's just a fact. Whatever happened, happened is what I'm saying. There's no, you can't at all say anything. This guy's like, well, if that's what you want to believe, what I'm saying is something that happened happened. How can I say this more simply?

You should always have the teeny girl ready to go. Something that happened happened. And you're saying there's only the people that were in the room know exactly what happened. I'm not even saying that. I'm just saying whatever happened happened. And beyond that is what everyone thinks about it. And then beyond that is what everyone thinks about it. And then beyond that is what they say about it.

And then beyond that is what they think is true. Yeah, imagine the one. It's just so convoluted. Imagine the one guy that actually. I can only say. I swear. There's a guy that actually the bullet that killed Kennedy. Yes.

So he's there. He's the guy that did it. Yeah, and he's just watching TV late in his killed Kennedy. Okay. Yes. So he's there. He's the guy that did it. Yeah. And he's just, you know, watching TV and late in his years, like, right. Or he's dead or whatever,

but he's dead now, but I'm saying, that's so fucking crazy though, that there's all this lore and mystery of what, and then you take a convoluted thing that has been happening for years. And it's like Scientology. And it's like, there's no way to fucking know now. Yeah, dude, but here's the thing. Here been happening for years. It's like Scientology, and it's like, there's no way to fucking know now.

Yeah, dude, but here's the thing. Here's the thing, though. Okay, so our brains fill in things. Yeah. So, for instance, with Epstein Island, right? Bill Gates went there 30-plus times. Right. That's a fact.

Allegedly. Okay, allegedly. Is it alleged? I don't know. I don't know what's real. You go once. Right. Because it's like you're hobnobbing with a bunch of rich people and it's the richest

people in the world and you feel safe because you're like, oh, now we can just be ourselves, whatever. If nonsense is going there. Yeah. Going on there? You're going on there. You don't go back. Yeah.

Or how do you not know? What I'm saying is this. If you go twice, maybe I give you two times where you're like, second time I went, there was places I couldn't go or it felt kind of weird. But after 15 times. Yeah. You can't be after the 15th time like, yeah, I don't know what was. Except you are.

It's not Hawaii. This shit is like a small... I get that. However, you are not giving credit to how fucking stupid people can be. Okay. Not at that level. I know. You're right.

You're right. That's a good point. That's what I'm saying. That's a good point. Not Bill Gates. Bill Gates is not an idiot. No. He's not an idiot.

Neither is Bill Clinton. None of these people are idiots. So I'm just kind of like, you know, it's like, I don't know what was going on. Yeah. And it's like, you know, you would think like you have to. So you think that there's either partook or turned a blind eye and it's like, come on, bro. I think they all partook. These guys are in our group chat.

Okay. They're all not back in the fucking. No, no, but they were in date. No, recently. Five years ago they were in a group chat, okay? They're all not back in the fucking window. No, no, but they were in recently. Five years ago, they were in a group chat. A group chat. And somebody went, yeah, he's got to go, right? You know? And then it was like Bill Gates.

It was like dots. It was like, yeah. And then it was like, you know what I mean? Damn, Chris Tucker was there? Man, what the fuck is all this shit what's going on behind that door all i'm saying is like and he left oh wait a minute hold on he's religious violin it's it's like perlman was there what the fuck yeah oh we have to get out of here oh he's like oh he's like, fuck this violin.

I like how I didn't even know that I was making him do the thong solo. So stupid. Hold on a second. I'm just saying, dude, that's why they killed this guy. He knows too much. If you're going to tell me he killed himself, that's a they killed this guy he he was well i mean it's too much if you're gonna tell me he he killed himself that's a hard pill to swallow yeah yeah not when it's this many people powerful people yeah hold on a second this is beautiful wait yeah nick found it. Oh, wow.

That's what they're playing on Epstein Island. Why are you getting sucked? You're like, is that Chris Tucker? Yeah. Bill Gates just. You know what I need to make? An Xbox. That's how it came to me.

Whoa. That's the case. Yeah. That's how it came to me. Whoa. Investigates. If I wasn't here right now, Eric Griffin would never play Warzone. A man named Eric Griffin.

All right. We're done with this song now. Kevin Spacey's an instrument one too, huh? No. He's like, do you have any? Kevin Spacey's like, hey, I'm getting a track. There's a couple names on the list

where you're like, okay. It's not like we're looking at Halle Berry or some shit. But you don't think, like there was, like Kevin Spacey's like, man, there's too many

hoes around here, man. Oh, you're saying because he's gay. Yeah, figure it out. I don't know, man. This is like, it's such a like, I don't know,

it's such a weird like thing, man. If like, you know, it's like, like you say what is the truth of this like what is the truth that someone knows like a lot of people here's the thing man here's the thing too epstein wasn't cleaning the rooms you think after everybody left he was there with giselle whatever the girl he's videotaping it no dude i'm saying he wasn't clean like who was cleaning up?

Oh, I got you. Well, this was what, the 80s? What was it, 90s? I have no idea. 90s. Someone had to know something. Like, where's all those people? That maid's dead, dude.

That's the easiest one. Thank you for cleaning. Ay, adios mio. Oh, they have to be Latino? Well, I mean, wow. Oh, they have to be Latino? Well, I mean, wow. Oh, my God. It just wouldn't make much sense, dude. Oh, my God. Are you fucking kidding me?

It's dead. I don't know. It's just weird. I don't know how we got on that, but it just feels... The whole thing feels weird. All of it's allegedly weird. It's just weird. I don't know how we got on that, but it just feels – the whole thing feels weird. All of it's allegedly. It's fucking weird. The whole thing is weird.

Even the things like we – even if you think about that the president was killed. Even that to me is weird. It's so weird. That to me is weird. That to me is just like, okay, so we still don't know? It's the kind of a thing where we're just kind of like, well, you know. Isn't the 75 years almost up when they're supposed to open? You know what?

No, they released it, and then Trump redacted a bunch of the files because he's like, we can't have the public knowing that. Here's it. Because CIA is involved. Check this out. Check this out. I'm so glad you brought that up. So, like, Republican president hates the whatever president. Right.

It goes on and on. Right, right, right. But even with that, they know not to release that shit. That says something right there. They're on cahoots. They're like, we need to get – and they're like, ooh. Former presidents become best friends. Hell yeah.

Bush and Obama, they were chilling. Because who else can you call? Only 50 people have had this job in life, and you're not calling your – You only call your cousin and be like, hey, you calling your you don't even call your cousin and be like you can call that guy and be like what did you do about that we murdered this other

he's like I know why'd you do that what are you supposed to do look at that right there they became friends that guy was funny regardless if you think he was... Well, Trump is hilarious. No, no, no, but he's not hilarious on purpose sometimes.

Actually, he is. Half the time when he's being insulting, he's being funny. When he's roasting... But this dude... Bush has a sense of humor. He's funny. Yeah, he is. You know what I mean?

That's what fucker was. Obama was kind of funny too sometimes. Nah, he was... Not like him. Obama's like... Obama's not funny. He's scripted. Yeah.

He's like one of those like... He's like an athlete that is in a commercial and he's like, oh, he did a good job. Yeah. But he's not like a... Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Sure as fuck not like Trump. Trump will shoot from the hip.

Yeah. He's like, he doesn't like Rihanna. I didn't get that. I don't get that. He's stupid. What's up, gang? It's Orb coming at you live from Los Angeles, California. Previously recorded.

I wanted to ask you guys about a feel-good story that I just found out about. An anonymous donor just walked into the Turkish embassy and gave $30 million to the Turkish earthquake victims. How does that make you feel? What do you guys think about that? Would you do that? I personally think we need more light in this world, more positivity. So tell me what you guys think.

Peace. This is what it tells me. Nice woos. This tells me that this person has like $40 billion. Yeah, it's like a sheik or something. That's all that tells me. It's like Elon Musk.

What it tells me is like someone like that, yeah, you could do that. You could do a lot more. You're probably already doing more. Whoever did that is staying anonymous because they know people will be like, you should have gave more. Exactly. Or people are like, even in anonymous, people are hating on him. Oh, why won't you give over here?

He's like, hey, man. Yeah. There's no way to win. Isn't it sad. That's why. There's no way to win. Isn't it sad? That's sad. Yeah. There's no way to win. He's like, do you want to tell people?

He's like, no. There's a lot of athletes that are like this. A lot of athletes that you don't know. For sure. You don't care about until later. Not 30 mil, though. That's a straight up billion. No, no.

But I'm saying. I know. But it's all relative to how much money a person has. It's like. That's so much money. If the guy only it's like you know it you know that's so much if the guy only had 31 million dollars in the bank and he did this this is the salt of the earth this guy is right you know or we'd be like oh he's probably gonna die he's probably got a terminal yeah yeah this is a billionaire though this is how we think about things given 30 mils

30 mil not it's still it's i mean it's amazing money makes money At this point If you had a billion dollars Even if you just put it in A Bank of America Savings account Earning 2% You could Just think about How much money that is

It's like these people It's money upon money Well I can't do math But you know Still COID Whoever it is It's a lot of money I'm just saying it's a lot of money

It's not 2 million dollars Isn't that 20 Isn't 2% of a billion dollars $20 million? Wow. God. Right? I don't know. I think you're right.

I deserve that. 20 mil. Yeah. 20 mil, yeah. 2% of billions. So that's why don't be like, oh, that's a lot of money. It's not. If you have a billion dollars, that's not a lot of money.

It's still nice though, you know? Of course. You know what I mean? Honestly, I don't even think it's nice at this point. You taught me that. 25th, one show only at the Ice House, Saturday night, February 25th. Shobham Friends, I have Trevor Wallace, Adam Ray so far. We'll have some more special guests on there.

And then the week after, when am I forgetting? I'm in Oklahoma City at Brickstown Comedy Club. And then I just announced my UK tour that drops in June. I'll be over Jumping the Pond in June. I'm all over the UK, Dublin as well. I'm all over. Are we done? We just announced tickets.

Great Falls, Montana, 25th. Come check me out. And then the Jimmy Kimmel Comedy Club in Vegas, 2nd to the 5th, March 2nd to the 5th. So come check me out. Kansas City, Missouri. Chicago, I'm in tonight. When is this coming out?

23rd. So in two days I'm in Chicago, but that's sold out already. Kansas City. Here we go. You know what I mean? No, it's almost 4,000 tickets. During this thing, have her on the screen. Kansas City, Springfield have her on the screen Kansas City Springfield Missouri

sold out Tulsa Oklahoma Midland Texas hey I'm not selling crazy tickets in Midland Texas but where where is that

Austin Texas the first show sold out second show just have his dates coming on this Minneapolis April 1st let's go

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