The Golden Hour - It's Not Hard Being a Mom | 207

Episode Date: October 23, 2026

Chris and Erik get into toddlers renaming everything in the house, a Turkish word for the sadness that shows up inside happy moments, and why comics never really turn their emotions off. The guys debate a hot take that being a stay-at-home mom with help isn’t that hard (single working moms excluded), and the word “overstimulated” catches strays. Chris clears up the Turning Point mix-up and talks about comedians who only become your friend once you’re famous, the performative posting that follows a pile-on, and the internet’s “guilty until proven guilty” rule. Plus Tom Cruise running makeup with a stopwatch, the right way to cook an egg, whether Waymo wipes out rideshare jobs, a Gen Z stat from Playboy, and a Basic Instinct rewatch.Get two extra episodes every month at https://Patreon.com/TheGoldenHourPodcastTo submit to the show email: [e-mail] or Dropbox Link: https://www.dropbox.com/request/fqtbexhxyaky9X8f8MV1In the subject line, specify whether your submission is King It or Sting It, Debate Club, Rip My Drip, Relationship Advice, or Flaunt My Aunt. In the body of the email, include the attachment, your name, where you’re from, and in the case of Flaunt My Aunt, the name of your relative.SUBSCRIBE to The Golden Hour Podcast: http://www.youtube.com/c/KingandtheSting Get your King and the Sting merch at https://thicccboy.com/collections/sale-home-pageFollow #TheGoldenHourInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/the.golden....Twitter:https://twitter.com/the_golden_hrFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/KingandtheStingAnd check out Brendan, Chris, & Erik on social media!Brendan Schaub:https://www.instagram.com/brendanschaubhttps://twitter.com/BrendanSchaubhttps://www.facebook.com/OfficialBren...Chris D'Elia:https://twitter.com/chrisdeliahttps://www.instagram.com/chrisdelia/https://www.facebook.com/chrisdeliaof...Erik Griffin:https://twitter.com/ErikGriffinhttps://instagram.com/erikgriffinhttps://www.facebook.com/erikgriffinc...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Now, let me tell you something, dude. And here's a hot take. You're probably going to want to make this a clip. We're friends that laugh. We're friends that shout. Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about, but that won't stop us. Nothing can stop us.

Yeah. Yeah. What's up, dude? I don't know. You're telling me. Well, I'll tell you. What's going on with the kids? Anything new?

Yeah, it's I mean, Billy's just full on talking. Oh, really? Yeah, it's really funny, dude. You know, Calvin's six now and he's, you know, I just, Calvin was talking at one. Right, but, but you forget how, well, you don't forget, but like you're reminded

of how funny it is, dude, when, when a boy turns three. How old's, how old's wolf? He's two and a half. Just three is like a, just a, it's just so, funny, dude. It just gets so, they're a, because in a way, they're a little man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Not really a little man yet when they're just Google Gaga, but when they start putting together sentences that are like eight words. I love that. It's so funny, bro. I was count. Yeah. You know, Billy hit 13 words. Oh, that's a full on like, full on. He said, what did he say? He said,

I, what did he say? He said, if you want to do it, it's something like, if you want to make it work, you do it like this, something like that. And I was. And I was. It was like, what the fuck? Yeah, who are you doing? Yeah. You just when you realize that they're paying attention. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's what right now?

We'll do this thing we just copies me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? But it's like, then I realized, oh, okay, he's really paying attention. Because like, yeah. He already did the thing where I was doing something. I went shit. And he was like, shit.

Of course that happens. You know? But, but Billy was just doing something the other day and he goes, bro. I'm like, what? Just out of nowhere. You know what? What? Those are the moments that make you go.

It really makes you think about like what's really going on in their head. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like this morning I, I stepped on one of his toys. Yeah. And I went, ow. And Wolf goes, what happened?

Oh, wow. Damn, that's cute. Yeah. And I was like, and then I responded like I was talking to an adult. I was like, one of your dumb ass toys is on the ground. You know? What if after that, you heard him from the other room say, hate the game. Right.

Then we're like, oh man. What? This is like, then we're talking about this is Toy Story going on right now. You know what I mean? Hate or hate to play it. Don't hate the game. Yeah. Yeah, Toy Story.

Yeah, exactly. Yeah, it's just been, it's been really fun. Billy's pretty much potty trained. Oh, we're, we're, yeah, that's, that's, that's, it's a nightmare. Just wait. Just wait till he's three. I know. Because Billy, one day.

One day. One day. He's like, all right, I want to do it like this. He goes. he's like, I don't know. And then we just, what were you going to do it? And he did it once.

And we go, dude, you got to go. You got to go like the fucking, your team won the Super Bowl. When they went and they hit that toilet, you go, yeah. Yeah, I was jumping up and down. And he's like, and now he just always wants to do it. Because, and then he just,

you turned on Whitney Houston one shiny moment. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he looks at me. And he goes, and he goes, like, it's just, he's ready for the, like, he just wants to get, it's hilarious. Yeah. Wolf is.

raising his leg and farting. So I'm saying to... The leg raise is interesting. Yeah. So I go, I say to Rachel, I go, he knows when he has to poop. Right. If you know, you know, you're saying? Yeah, yeah.

And then he goes, he looks over at me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He put the kick stand out. He's like, I stinky. I fart it. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, so that, well, you know, that's what's been going on with them.

It's super funny. You know what's funny, too, is when you have two, a lot of the time you know billy has new clothes but a lot of times we just put them in calvin's old clothes right and i already will see pictures and i'll be like wait which who is that i'm like wait that's calvin right back then in 2002 yeah because it's uh yeah and they don't even they look very different they look like they're from the same family sure but like it's weird how your mind plays tricks on you like well that's why i have like on all the

tvs i'm all google so i guess i have a particular folder that just always is on the screen. Oh. And it's just a wolf folder. Got it. You know, so he's seen when he was a little kid and like, you know. Yeah. It's funny.

I mean, it's like, I told you like, he changes the names of things and he like, you know, he won't. So like now, so he calls upstairs downstairs dad dof. That's what he says. That's cool. I want to go da dof, you know. So I sit down and I say, no, no, it's upstairs. Right. And he went, no.

Dadoff. Oh, amazing. So I was like, oh. So your consciousness. Yeah You know what I mean Right That's what I was like

Oh okay So that's like interesting To see like Billy does that a lot Calvin never really that But Billy does that a lot Makes his own shit He's like nah I told you change the name

Of our babysitter Name's Caitlin And he calls her Fifi That's kind of cool He's like a pimp Nah you're gonna be Fifi Yeah Get me my money bitch

I said he's like a Roman emperor And then Yeah He's like henceforth Your name Your name will be Fifi I'm a fucking, I fought on you, bitch.

I know when I'm shitting. Yeah. Fucking dad doof, get my shit, bitch. Go dad doof, get me my shit. And get my daddy roars, because he still don't say dinosaur. But you know what he's doing now? Leaving toys on a floor ass bitch. He knows the names of it now.

So he used to have this little triceratops that he called horn. Because from watching the show, he calls it, where's horn? Better than horny. But now he calls it, now he calls it tritop. He's like, where's my tritop? And I'm like, okay, good. Cool. You're like, you know, you're getting there.

Cool. Obsessed with fly swatters, too. My kids were too. Obsessed with it. He's called him fly wawas. Well, he's got some work to do on that. Yeah. It's fly swatter, but that's cool.

Yeah. No, dude, it's, it's great. It's great. Billy today, because I dropped them off at school. It's not school, but, you know, the first thing, whatever they do, whatever it is. And he's just like. It's giving you a break. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But every day he's like, can I bring this? And it'll be something new. And today it was a balloon. I'm like, no, it's going to.

Kaibing this. Okay. No. Okay. He goes, okay. He goes, okay. Well, at least they're understanding. Yeah, I know. I mean, it's like, I always find it fascinating the moment that they lie. You know, and I think the first thing they lie about it is like, you go, did you poop? He just no. Yeah. What's not all about? Why? Oh, because they don't want to be changed. They don't want to change. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I think that's interesting. Sure. That process of like, I'm going to lie right now. He's like, oh, maybe I'll just say this. You know, and I just go, oh, look at you.

You're lying. So are you lying to me right now? I just make it. And he goes, no. Two lies. What are we talking about? You pooped. You don't smell that?

That's you. Feefei. This motherfucker say I'm lying. Fuck. Don't make me go down, dad oof, get my goddamn slippers. Leaving a toy on a floe as ho. Let's hope it's never like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, that's up to you, bro. Yeah. You know, it's like the Chris Rock bit, you know, you don't want your daughter on the pole or whatever, the stripper. Yeah. Yeah, so that's, you know. dude you ever heard of

Harus Huzum Huzahruz it's a turkey word A word in Turkey Heruze Haurum Look it up It means

The sadness you get Within happiness That's what I've been feeling man What is it? What is it? Huzun The deep shared feeling of melancholy Lost and quiet spiritual sorrow

During a beautiful time No. This shit is like, why don't we have this in English? I get that. Yeah, fuck and that's all I feel. Yeah, I get that. It's like, fuck that. Like, I saw a picture of my mom.

I saw a picture of when my stepfather called me and said, hey, you got to get here to the hospital because, you know. And I was like, oh, my God. And so, you know, it's the middle of the night. We bring Wolf. And there's this picture of I'm holding Wolf and my mom's looking at him. and he's looking at her. Like they're having a moment. And it just was like,

oh, you know, that's, that's what, you know, because I was like, it's great that she saw him like that. But still,

then it was like the sadness of like, well, she had dementia. Yeah. My mom was dying. You know, it sucks. But this is the thing because I think it's very,

I don't know, you want to say Western, but like trying to fix that feeling is something. Oh, right. And in Turkey, the whole thing is, feel it.

They accept it as a gentle, natural part of daily life. And I don't like that. I want to block it out always. And I can't, though, you know? Like I genuinely, I would say I feel that, that feeling hours a day. Well, I think that it's part of a curse of being a performer. Yeah, maybe. Because, you know, you're, you know, there is something about being on stage that we have to,

you really have to unleash all of your emotions or at least the reserve has to be there so you can tap into it. And so like I don't know if you realize that you need to turn that off. No, for sure, it helps artistically whatever you want to do as an artist. But yeah, yeah, yeah.

I have to be, at a moment's known as I have to be able to get super mad about this thing that I'm talking about that's not actually happening. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, you know what I mean? I often say, I say this on stage sometimes, I want to tell you the greatest thing about what I do.

The greatest thing is that I never have to let anything go. That's funny. It's like the gift of like I can talk about the same thing. Right. Every night at the same intensity. Yeah. And I would be doing that even if I wasn't a comic, by the way. Sorry wife.

I know, but here's the thing though. Your wife will give you one. I know, but I'll still do it. But I know, but if I look out the window and I see my neighbor with the rake I led to him, I could be like, this motherfucker still got my rake. Right, right, right. And my rachel will be like, oh, my God, the first time. But three days later, I'm like, can you believe he's not here with the rake?

She's going to be like, let it go. You know? So the fact that you can, as a com, we can go on stage and feel the appreciation from the people in the crowd being like, oh, I know what you mean. Man, that's a good fucking point, man. You know, that's why. And so what I'm saying is for you, emotionally, it's the same thing. Like, you know, when you're talking about something on stage

just like, you know, you're feeling a certain thing. Like, when do you turn that off? You may never, you may never turn it off. Well, it's a part of, it's a dial, you know. Yeah, I know, but the dial, but, but. No, I know. It's, yeah. But like if the dial is always being turned for performing,

even when you turn it down a little bit, it's still way higher than like, that's what I'm saying. Yeah. It's not, you can't, you don't turn it off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I think that's what, you know, yeah. I hate feeling shit. Yeah, it sucks, bro.

Yeah, I had, it's a distress of things. And sometimes I'm like women want to just always be feeling it. It's so odd, man. Like, I have a friend that has a doctor's, she's a woman, she's a doctor's appointment. And she wants another woman who's a friend of ours to go with her for support. And I'm like, do I get it? Go alone. I know.

Dude, I, nobody's coming with me, bro. Imagine I go to your therapy appointment. Oh, man. And just like you're talking. I just, my head comes like this. And I'm like, you got this, dude. Doc, can we remove this? This is the problem.

Yeah, I just, I, women interest me in that way. I'm like, man, they really want to talk. You ever just go downstairs when your wife has someone over? And you're like, oh, I have the, I have the Google cameras. I'm just like watching like a reality show. what are you talking about Rachel had a birthday thing with like three or four women

from the neighborhood and she had an outfit change Oh right You know? Yeah But she'd Beyonce Yeah In the middle of

She went upstairs And came back down And none of the women were like What the fuck are you doing? No they were just like Oh Could you imagine if you came down In an outfit change

And be like the fuck Did you just jerk off It's like a Super Bowl party Did you jizz all over your shit And I come back down I have like a nude Yeah You'd be like what are you doing

You'd be gay. You'd be gay. You'd be a gay guy. Men and women are just like, it's so stupid to say. It's so cliche. But we are different. But it's, but it's, but it's, but, but, but it's, but, but it's almost like we're on that, we're from another planet.

I mean, it's, if we were men, men, if we were a planet of men and then one day, you know, how, how, how we reproduces just, there are just more men come from under I don't know. It's not like no sex, no nothing. And, uh, and then, and then we meet a planet of women. That would, we would be like, oh shit. This, hey, have you ever, dude, have you met women? Have you ever spent any time with them? They fucking talk about crazy shit.

Yeah, they're hot as fuck I know. But like, we would be like, then we would finally be like, oh, that's where this goes. Yeah, right, right. Hold on. And turn around. You can do it like this. Hey, guys. Well, they would have been doing it like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, right, right. You know what I mean? We know, idiot. I don't know if it's like, remember when you did it to me? I don't know if it's like from a different planet. I liken it to this. Like if we were talking to a bunch of like,

like if a chemist came in here right now and they started talking about intense chemistry, I wouldn't know what the hell this person was talking about. They're saying English words, okay? but how they're putting it together and what's the meaning of this and how it came about I'm just lost I think it's more like that you know I don't think because they still breathe air we have the same emotions but I just think it's like a like a like a base I just think we have a lack of understanding of you know because you ever had this fight with your wife but you just go like you know

you might say like I'm on a travel day I just can't like I just had the worst I was sitting next to like I'm a big guy. So for me to say this, the fattest dude, wow. He's sitting in the middle seat of the exit row. Oh, and you guys sit down and you see each other,

you're like, I, dude, I'm sitting, I'm already, I get on the plane first, so I'm sitting there, you know, I'm in my exit row seat. I like sitting in the window

so I can sleep. I got my leg space. And I see this big motherfucker coming down the aisle. And I'm like, no, he's not going to. Yeah. No, I hit this.

Yeah. First of all, how can he help? Oh, you had an exit row. Yeah. So we know people. Yeah. What?

He should have said. And do you verbally, are you willing? Are you verbally willing to go? And he goes, yeah. And the president goes, the dog, dog meme. It was so, it was like, it was just the most uncomfortable flight. My back was hurting afterwards because I literally was like being pushed. Damn.

You know, and it was like, what can you say? This is like the massage from last week. I don't know what's, what do you say in this moment. Yeah. So anyways. If you're fat, don't get a middle. Don't do a middle seat. Well, you could.

Maybe they had no choice. No, I know. So I'm in the car now. I'm headed home. Yeah. And I'm saying to Rachel, like, listen to me. Mm-hmm. I'm just, I just need to, like, up top.

God. This has been a, this was a, I didn't sleep last night because it was an early flight, an hour drive to the airport from the casino to, like, you know, to go to Hartford. Yeah. I was sitting next to this monster. Like, you have to, you show me some grace when I get home, please. God, yeah. You know, because then it's like, you have this argument where you go, I said, do you understand

how hard it is to do you get this one then well do you know how hard it is to be at home with the kid you know and I just you just go like this okay the past now look you just go okay okay okay so all right all right now let me

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Get covered today. This is like Atlanta black people type of hot take? Yeah. By the way, I'll be in Atlanta. It's not hard being a mind. Actually, there's a guy. Oh, I have to find his Instagram. It's not, it's not hard being a mom.

Hot take. Okay. Here's, here's part of the reason why it's not hard to be a mom. Because you have to, okay? If you have to do something, then I think it becomes less difficult because you just have to figure out of it. You know, it's difficult doing something every day that you don't have to do. because you want to give up and you can. Selling tickets in Connecticut.

That's hard. Look, look, there are good moms and bad moms. And, you know, you don't take, you know, you don't need to develop a skill. There are tricks of the trade and all that stuff. But, you know, and I understand. Well, let me add a little tidbit for you right now. Okay, okay, okay. It's not hard being a mom because of what you provide.

Well, what I, well, I was, I was going to say that. It has to work with three kids. I was going to say that. Of course, I have money. We have help. So coming from me, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, sure.

Come up from this guy. No, no, no, no. I know you're not. I know you're not saying that. But I want to say that because I, I, I, I, if you're a single mom with a job. Yeah. And you have, this is not for, this is not who I'm talking. Right, right.

I'm not talking about our particular situation. The job you got to do is hard. Right. You get no sleep is hard. Being a mom is not hard. You make the lunches. You fucking. and take them outside a little bit

and make sure they sleep you hold them when they cry it's it's it's not that hard the whole other shit you got to do and you don't have help that's hard okay but beat them up when when you hear a woman say oh I've been with the kids all day

you go great I want to be like great get to work now build some shit are you kidding me you were with kids all day?

You basically could you basically could just fucking have the TV on watch whatever you want and oh were they loud? Oh were they screaming? Did they cry sometimes? Did you make, did you have to make

Did you have to cook the pasta? Yeah, imagine. Oh no, dude. Imagine the preschool teacher. You were sitting like this for six hours and had to play in fucking Africa and I guarantee you when you were at the casino how many people you saw with one arm?

There's always people with one arm in casinos. and it's because they only need one. Do you know what I mean? But it's, these are the things that are hard. Brain surgery? There's doctors. And you had to sit with how many, how many kids? Three?

Okay. Yeah. It's not as easy as being alone sleeping all day. But if you do that, you're a piece of shit. So you're basically do, and here's the other thing too. How many women want to be moms? All of them. So you're living.

your dream life. So you can't be like, oh, congratulations! While I'm out here in fucking Des Moines, while I'm out here in Dayton. How many tickets did I sell? On a Thursday? Yeah, but how many times do they like, you know,

sometimes I have to say to her, I go, I go, I go, she's like, I hate what she says, she'll say this. Because she only thinks of the times we're like, yeah, so you got to eat by yourself. Fuck that. You got to sleep by yourself. Oh, you got to go.

Oh, you went to a movie. Oh, you read another movie? You think I want to see the fucking dinosaur movie with you and McGrattaker in Springfield, Missouri? Yeah. With, by myself? That's, but they see that as a vacation. Fuck that, dude. A vacation is being, is being comfortable.

Period. I'm never comfortable in Springfield, Missouri, dude. Well, they would say they're not comfortable being with a, you know, two-year-old. It's her dream life. Yeah, because I remember when we got, we had broken up, we got back together, and she was like, I want a family. Okay. Here we are. Yeah, here it is.

Yeah, family. Here it is. Check, done. Yeah. You know? Yeah. But you're just like, you know what? Because it's like, you know, you come home, you know.

I just. And then you're like, you're like, you know, it's, oh, it was hard. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

You know what I mean? Good. Good. You know. Then it's like, you know, you get the credit card bill and it's just like, you know, it's like, Air One. What is this? Oh, I needed, he needed a new outfit. What's this?

Oh, you know, you're like, oh, you know how this gets taken care of? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You got fucking scrolls a receipt. Here you, hear you. You bought a fucking more pillows. Dude, I, I, I, I, I, and by the way, you're laying on him, you're comfy, so stop fucking explain. I'm talking about how hard it is. Dude, I don't, I don't, yeah, when I see like, you know, look, ladies, it's hard being a mom.

That kind of shit. Dude. No, it's not. You just cut to, you just cut to an ice road trucker. He's just like, you know, what are those fishermen? Unbelievable. Somebody in a mind going like, and I'm not, again, I'm not talking about the single moms that don't have help that have to hire the babysitter that fucking have to work to make a, that's a different thing. By the way, that's all the other things are hard.

Yeah, you have to like pump milk at your job. You know, don't. Yeah, it's a lot. That sucks. That's a different thing. I'm talking about housewives. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

It's so easy they could be filmed. Bro, you said it. It's Bond Day every day. You said, you said it. It's Bond Day every day. Bro, I've been with the kids. It's been just me and the kids a lot lately. Uh-huh.

Everything's good at home. That sounds like it's not. But, no, she's been doing the Airbnb shit. I got to get it. So, and it's been fucking awesome, bro. It's different. We're different with the, you know, we're so different. I taught, I taught Calvin had to clean his room.

I clean it. I, uh, I had them work out. I, I, um, I went to places with them and I'm just like, dude, I had a thing where I was, I was with them in a place. and I just I'm looking around and in my head I go oh fuck mom's got it made I literally I'm like this shit it besides the fact that that probably hurts birth childbirth I go this shit is fucking smooth sailing they're tricking us yeah they're tricking us no I think the kids are different with their mom and their dad they're different step up there's something there's something there's

something like you know your kid is most comfortable when they're able to just be crazy crazy and they're like that with their mom. You know, that there's a, there's like, that's what they show, that's how they show, I read this thing about this, that's how they show love. That's how they know that they're feeling love that they are, that they feel comfortable enough. Right, right, right, right. But it's just different.

We're just different. I know, I know. We're running around. I say, let's get in the car, you know, and here's the thing that gets me. She's always complaining about like, she's like, I would be with him all day. So I go, okay, I'll take them. So we go, phone. What are you guys doing?

Oh, oh, yeah. What are you guys doing? I'm like, oh, look who has her phone on her. Now, you know, I fucking feel. You know, I'm like, you know, it's like, but I will say that should be, like, when he, when, when it's a lot, like, you know, yeah. It is like a singular focus. Yeah, of course. I mean, dude, some of the days I'm like, what the fuck is he crying about still, you know?

And I'm like, come on, dude. And he steps on my fucking finger and I'm, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But is that hard? No, it's just fucking annoying. and uncomfortable. Yeah. This is the thing they throw around.

Overstimulated. Hey, dude. What? Oversimulating? You're just, you mean you're being a person? What do you mean overstimited? Like they're in clockwork orange

with their fucking eyes all like this. Bram, ba, bab, blah, bab, someone's butt fucking them. Dude, you're just regular stimulated. I was overstimulated with fucking this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Just fucking, what do you mean? overstimbing. That's, I hate. that overstimulated. You're stimulated. Yeah. You're stimulated. So what's this about here, Nick? He got in makeup for six hours to look his age.

It was six hours, but he's like, we're going to make this more efficient. We're going to get it down to one. And he started like diagnosing every aspect of it. And he got it down to an hour. This guy's crazy. Tom Cruise is crazy. Yeah. This is. I had a guy there with a stopwatch and I'm like, okay, this is all right. This is crazy. I had a guy there with a stopwatch and I'm like, okay, you see that time? six hours. By the time we're done, we're going to get it under an hour. They were like, no, I'm not going to do that. It will never happen. I'm like, okay, first of all, if you say no,

you can't do it, you will never get there. So can we agree that we'll maybe make it a little less? So each piece was going on, this is, each piece was going to time and practice. This is crazy. Tom Cruise is crazy. Well, there's a story from a little, what's there? This is for his new movie Dempley Blunt in Edge of Tomorrow, which is one of my favorite time cruise movies. She tells a story, I believe about like she was like that she was like oh this is the outfit was like hurting her and he said to her like you know don't be a pussy oh really yeah this we got this you know like he was he was given like a coach yeah yeah yeah yeah got you um imagine you look at tom cruise and with his tom cruise face he's like

you're gonna get through this you're not a pussy you'd be like oh my god this is crazy oh that would be great yeah no it would be great but you'd be like oh i'm i'm in a movie right now. Nobody gets to experience this. I'm experiencing this. Tom Cruise is, I'm a character in a movie. And,

um, oh, there it is. Yeah, the first time I put it on, I started to cry in front of Tom and he didn't know what to do. She said, I was like,

Tom, I'm not sure how I'm going to get through this shoot. He just stared at me for a long time, not knowing what to do. And he goes, come on, stop being such a pussy, okay? Oh my God.

That's funny. But like, who else can say that? Yeah, you're fired. If I said it, yeah. Can you imagine? Yeah.

But I'm just saying like, That's like, you know, but you know what? Why? We can't be surprised. I mean, it's ludicrous that it's being spun as something that offended me. It didn't. Oh, it tried to get a shirt at all. Yeah, see.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'll just take it and run with it, bro. Yeah. I mean, I, I, I, I, I, did. I, I'm not going to do it.

They put me on the website. I never said yes. And now everyone's like, oh, dude. Turning point fucking fucked Christelia up. I'm like, oh, I was going to ask about that. I was, yeah. It was a mix up. bro yeah it was so weird it was a mix up they put me on the site i didn't confirm anything i i i

offered me a lot of money i go oh what do you want me to do and i was you know thinking about it because fuck this i'm gonna make money for my family i i i decided not to do it i was on the stuff and everyone and then when they're like oh he's not on it everyone's like oh turning point fucking cancels chris lea i'm like dude none of this is true it's unbelievable so no you never know They were complaining and making videos that you were doing it. Of course, yeah. No, I know. It's anything.

Then it was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so it's just like, look. Turning Point's the new Saudi Arabia. It's just so, so stupid. And by the way, dude, no, not. If you're a comic, you want to do shit for Turning Point. You should, dude. It's a company.

You don't have to agree with what the fuck they say. Shut the fuck up, everyone, dude. Just like, you know, it's so weird. But this is exactly what made me think of that thing on the podcast in the You know, she said it on smart list and then it was getting like, like, oh, Tom Cruise. It's never that. It's never what it seems like, bro.

Ever. Ever. I know. It sucks. I know the truth about everything about me. And it is so wildly off the way it's portrayed. You know, and I, you know, we've seen it happen to tons of people. Yeah.

We have friends. We have, you know, that now whenever you read something, it's, weird too because your your instinct is to go whoa but then you go oh yeah everybody right right right right right just makes shit up well though here's i think that part of the thing too is it just is what happens because people think to themselves that well that kind of thing would never be said about me so there must be an inkling of truth to it that's what people do and that's not true and that's not true both of those things are true it might be be said about you and there's not an inkling of you. Right. Yes. Right. Right. But there is a

portion of when, you know, somebody says something terrible to some, you know, allegation. And then people just go, oh, then they think to themselves, you know, well, yeah, that wouldn't be said about me, you know, and then that's why they react the way they react. And I think that that that sucks. No, that's feminine. They're a feminine person. If they're a male who does that and a friend and a colleague, that's a feminine person. That that's a, to be worried about what people think of you because of what you truly believe

that's that's not a you're a bitch you find out who your friends are yeah yeah yeah you're a bitch and that's that's that is to me and I've always thought this that's like the worst kind of person

and I've always thought this and then I went through what I went through and I'm like oh dude that is just it just solidified I go that's just that's just to be like that is horrendous this. To be like that is so, is so, it's just wild to me. It's like you learn, remember the 80s

and 90s when you'd grow up and you were like, and it was, I guess a little earlier than that, but like you would be like, it was like you had your friendship and like loyalty. That was something, you know. Yeah, people don't care, but loyalty is not a thing that people admire or consider something that, you know, that's weird. Take it. Hey, take it from me. Loyalty is frowned upon. Yeah. You know, and I just go, damn.

But I, you know, but that's why I say to anybody out there, listen, something's going on with you. If you're my friend and you got something going on, you're going to want to call me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. And you are. Yeah, you call call me because I'm not going to turn my back on you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For real. Like you're on the side of a bus, a lawyer.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Not going to turn my back. But anyway. Call 8888-88. Yeah. God, the internet is full of bitch. dude. Do you think

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yeah so as long as that's available as long as that's there that's a process but that's why it's so important for you to going further that's why it's so important of you for you to develop people or have some sort of foundation like your family and your you cultivate relationships I think that's important

I mean it's hard into comedy business because like relationships are cultivated based off if you're famous or not. That's what sucks about, especially in comedy. Oh, dude, you know what I hate? Especially in comedy. In comedy, it's like, all right, once a person like, oh, you have a famous podcast. Oh, you're selling tickets.

Oh, you're in a movie. You're in a TV show. All of a sudden, these guys are pals. I hate that. Everybody's pals now. So much. Okay. I, I, and let me tell you something.

You never been like that. I don't think I've ever been like that, you know. But like, you know, I see like Dave Chappelle's, birthday was recent in comics posts like with Dave Shepard's like you don't know fucking Dave Chappelle you stupid bitch I have a picture with Dave Chappelle I didn't even remember that till right now

like you know what I mean like I feel that way about that and I also feel the same way when people die oh yeah fuck off when somebody dies everybody scrambling in their phone for like when is that time I met that person or we hung out or we did a show

I don't know this for I don't if I don't know the person well. I don't go to wakes. I don't go to like the show that they're doing and in memory of because I'm like, it feels disrespectful. It is disrespectful. To me, nobody better come to my fucking funeral.

I must be sitting there. I save it the picture until years later and I just post on a random day and I say I miss them. Sure. Fine. That's fine. Then it stands out. Totally fine. That is fine, I think.

That's what I'm going to do with you guys. Oh, cool. You'll die. You'll die first. You'll die first. You'll die first. but uh Chris's funeral no um yeah it's just uh it's just I it drives me nuts when somebody makes it and then all of a sudden

they're pals with everybody it drives me nuts I'm just kind of like okay and they and they act like man we came up together it's like dude you fucking hated each other sometimes or you just how about it didn't even that it didn't even that's fine no yeah yeah it could just be just like oh we weren't really all of a sudden you know it's like man I got somebody comes of mind right now that I'm just like, man, if I see another video of this guy paling around with a famous person, and I'm like, you fucking are, God damn it. It's a certain phoniness to it, you know, you just go. But why can't people sense, more people sense that?

Well, because I think that people don't care, man. I don't think people care. I think, you know, I think when people love scrolling, they love doom scrolling, they love seeing negative stuff, they love posting negative stuff, they love saying negative stuff. You know, it's like that's, that's, it's all part of it. So, you know, no one's going to sing. They just, they just like that. People like, I think people like seeing, oh, I like that person.

That person's funny. Oh, look, they're friends now. I think that person's funny. And you just go, okay, cool. All right, I just go, you know, this is like, you know what? For me, I just realize I go, oh, all right, I have a very, very small group of real friends. Yeah. Like, I realize now is like, I don't have friends in comedy.

I have friends who happen to do comedy. Right, right, right, right. And that's a really smaller list. 100%. Yeah, that's totally true. You know what I mean? Amen. And so before when you're just kind of going through,

I think the pandemic taught me that first because, you know, we weren't around anybody anymore. We were dealing with our families. And we were kind of hitting up to people that we like, I can't have this person. Yeah, I thought, yeah. I thought like I legit thought that, you know, Bobby Lee, Santino, fucking Tom Segura.

I thought they were. friends, you know, and they're, you know, they're not. I mean, I don't, I don't have any ill will towards them, you know, and they'll make a bunch of fucking clips about this, but like, oh, Chris Lue goes off on, I'm not going off on them. I just, these are people that were in my industry that I thought, I thought they were friends. I had, I liked to be with them. I don't even think that they, you know, because a lot of the, also, too, I was a lot, I was bigger than those guys. So when it was and when they I'm like now I'm like

Oh they didn't even care They don't care you know And I'm not even trying to knock them It's just like it's business I guess And it's a shame and it sucks And I don't I don't work like that I don't do that It's okay to have your feelings

It really is I mean you went through That what you went through is whatever You know it's like it's all this is a hard thing And then it's a kind of thing Where it's like people are going to say They're still going to say whatever They're going to say Yeah.

You know, they don't know what happened. Because in the comedy business, you were guilty until proven guilty. You're guilty until proven guilty? Yeah. Oh, right. Yeah. That's how that's how the internet and the industry works. You're guilty until proven guilty.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you're never innocent. It's so weird. So that's just how it goes. People, I said, come to mind, it was like, somebody was saying, it wasn't about me, but it was like, he didn't prove you, this is about someone else, but he didn't prove he was innocent. So fuck him.

And it's like, what? That's, that's, the online world is that. That's crazy. The online world is, there's no such thing as innocent until proven guilty. It is, I heard that story. It must be true or there must be part of it that's true or it must be this. And then now we have to, I'm going to distance myself and I'm going to talk shit and I'm going to post things.

I'm going to like show, like it's like all these performative posts about that turning point shit. Right. All these, like, I'm seeing people that I know, I'll be like, why the fuck are you posting that? Why are you, like, why are you saying that? Who's that for? Like, who's that for? Like, are the people that follow you?

Are they at home being like, oh, yeah, that's right. You're a good person because you're clowning Chris Delia? Yeah, I don't know. Like, what the fuck is that? I don't know. I just don't get what that's for. Yeah. You know, and so then I'm just kind of like, ah, now I'm going to have to see these people.

And I'm going to be like, uh, okay. But anyone who does that, they, what was that for? But they're not real They can't sell fucking tickets and shit They're doing that shit because it's You think who's buying a ticket Because a person Had an opinion about

But that's what I'm saying though They're trying They're flailing It's just I don't know To me it's all performative It's performance So now I go

You know what By the way those people see me They go Oh hey Chris I know 100% all the time You know You see someone in air one

And be like hey You remember That was a funny post You posted about me They'll come up to me And be like Dude It happens all the time

And I'm like Oh you're talking And I say, I've done it before where I'm like, oh, bro, you said that shit about me in the fucking on Twitter. And I said it once to a guy. He's like, no, I don't think I did. And I go, yeah, you did. I showed it to him.

He's like, oh, fuck, I don't know. Hi, Nick. Let's find some positivity. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What you got? Show me some titties or something. No, that's not positive. That's so negative.

I need to drink less coffee, I think, probably. I think I probably do. But I feel good, bro. I feel good with my. Hey. My fitness. What about my egg video? Oh, man.

What up, Chris? Welcome to your personal cooking show. I've got my eggs. Let's check the heat of the pot. It's not there yet. There it is. Now it's ready. I'm going to take our olive oil spray.

Okay. How are we going to get our eggs? Get another egg. Now I'm going to take a little bit of water. water. Now that steam is going to cook the top of the egg. Here what I'm saying? Right wolf? Cooking them eggs.

Cooking them eggs. Boom. Nice. Flucky, sunny side-up eggs. But cooked over me. Have you tried to make eggs like that? Every time I've made eggs since you said the thing. Uh-huh.

I go, all right, let me put the pen on first. I'll put the water. on to make sure it fucking does it. And then I'll do the thing. Make sure it bubbles. Yeah. Uh-huh. And then I do that.

And then I go to spray the thing on. And then I do it. And then I put the eggs on. And then I go, I'm not. Stop at that point. I go, I'm not doing this next time. Fuck that. And I do it again.

And I, I don't, I know, but here's the thing. It doesn't stick when you do that. I know, but I don't have to find. I don't want to have to find the top of the pan. I don't know where the fuck it is. Oh, you got to try that one. Because when you let the steam cook the top of the egg, it cooks it better.

Yeah, all right. Now it's not burnt and it's like, you know what I mean? Yes, I do. If you like over medium. But, you know, I don't, I do like over medium. There you go. You don't need over medium. You just like, you know, sunny side up over medium.

Yeah. I hear you. Yeah. I don't know. I don't, I, I, I fucking love eggs, bro. That yo. A guy. Bro.

This is, this is, oh, check this out. So Rachel, she boils some eggs, okay? Oh, Rachel boils some eggs. Okay. So then she says, I say, well, what happened? She goes, well, I bought them. And then she said, I didn't boil them long enough. So she opened one and it was like yokey.

So she was like, oh. So she said, I put them back in to boil them again. And I was like, what? How long did you bought them for? You know, she's like, I did it? You know, the 10 minutes. You know, she said, right? And I go like, did you boil them for 10 minutes?

Right. She was like, well, I just, the thing said boil them until the water boils. Oh. She had them in for like three, four minutes. Right, right, right. You know? Does she? So I took the eggs and I said, this is how you did.

I put them back in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because there was still some available. Yeah, yeah. And then I said, you set the timer for eight minutes and then. So does, does she not like look up how to do it? Or what she did look up how to do it, but she only read half of it, I guess. Yeah.

The part where it was said, you know, Like she thought it meant it's done when the water starts to like bubble and boil. Right. Right. It's like no. That's just now it's ready to cook. I will say it is hard to keep following instructions after you think you pretty much. That's more of a guy thing to do what she did.

That's funny. If you do it wrong once. Oh, yeah, yeah. And you don't follow it up with not boiling them properly again. No, no, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, but I love a good boiled egg. Little garlic salt.

I'm ready to go. Sure, I guess. You don't have a boil eggs? No, I don't, but I will eat them. Yeah. I just like having them there. You just grab a boiled egg. You just grab a boiled egg, Nick?

Yeah. I like boiled eggs. Yeah. Sure. I mean, eating a plain one with no salt and pepper is crazy. I put hot sauce, really hot sauce. That's a monstrous thing, but sometimes it's just all you got. No, you do it for sustenance.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it is like a, it's missing something. It's almost like they did. This was made for salt was made for a hardballed eggs. You know, it's like, what a, what, you put salt on, I can't stand. This guy, I'll throw salt on something without even tasting it. I can't stand that. Make it better before I even try it.

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I guess it was July 8th. I mean, is that really how it happened, though? I'm really curious. So what did they do? A Waymo employee who remotely monitoring the car tricked the... Oh, okay, okay, so it was a remotely monitored. So I guess they have like a big screen like Batman, and they can just kind of be like,

let's see what's going on in this car, and they can make sure everything's okay. I've heard when they get... That's good to know. I've heard even when they get in tough spots, someone is controlling them, like in the Philippines or something, and is actually driving the car remotely rather than the... In the Philippines.

Like, what connection do they have? I need that internet. You're saying when they... Like, yeah, it has to be. Because if a Waymo can't navigate a certain... Figure it out. You need... Like sometimes you see the robot delivery things that are stuck.

Yeah, they have someone who takes over. And one time, I honked a horn in the Waymo and they stopped it. and this lady like yelled at me. And she was like, don't do that. She was really nice about it, but she was Filipino. And she said, if it happens again, we can like get rid of your account. You honked the horn on the Waymo? Attempted to, yeah.

Why don't do that? Because you did, I don't know if you, I think you could theoretically grab a steering wheel. I don't know. Right. I don't know. Well, that's why the other one, they just took them out. Like the Elon Musk ones, there's just nothing. Like, I don't even understand why you're facing forward in that.

I think it should be cabins. You just turn around and you're just, you know, backfights. You know what I mean? Oh, we turned Wolf around. He's now forward facing in the back in the dark. He's so tall. He loves it. Interesting.

But yeah, I don't know why they don't just make it like a cabin and you have like, you know, TV in the center or like something. You know what I mean? Like, I think that's, I mean, that's really the future. I haven't gotten one of those in one of those. Yeah, same. I haven't, I just, I still feel a little weird about it. I don't know why.

And I'm really into technology. But it's like, I just haven't done it yet. One of the cities that I was in had them all over. I think it was Phoenix. I can't remember where it was, but man, they, I'm like, man, these waymos are fucking everywhere. I never took one though, yeah. Yeah, I haven't gotten in one yet.

I mean, because they're not connected to Uber. I mean, this, like, I feel like how far away we, are we from like there'd be no more? That's a profession that's going to go away. Driving? Yeah. Yeah. Like, I mean, I feel like we're, I mean, are we 10 years away? I think probably five?

Yeah. Yeah, I think so too. I mean, well, no, there's a lot of red tape. Then you get into the gas companies and shit like that. That stuff will, they'll make it, they'll make it like take longer than it shit. I'm just talking about just say taxis and Uber, you know, ride share. Right. You know, like, so ride sharing.

Right. Yeah. I think, you know, that's like a person. I mean, a lot of people are supplementing their income with this. I know. And it's not just like just the ride sharing, but they also like, you know, so you're Uber and you're also delivering food You're picking up people

This has become some people's like you know Profession or they've supplemented a lot of their income And I think we're five years away from that That just completely going away Yeah And then like Elon Musk is making it in a way too Where he's like Okay and we're also going to make it cheaper

Because those cars Those Tesla I believe I read it was like They only cost $19,000 to make So then they don't have to charge You know $50 a ride or whatever the Waymo is charging. I think the Waymo's are more expensive because that's a hundred-something thousand-dollar car.

Okay. Oh. You know? Got it. I had that car. It's an eyepace. That was my first electric car. Well, I mean, they turned it into Waymo cars.

Yeah, yeah. That's still a bitch that you had one. You know, you didn't know. I was OG original. I'd be pissed off if my car turned into a Waymo car. That's shitty. So I just... Fucker doing it to my old car?

God damn it. Now I got to say I fucking had a Waymo car. I know. Yeah. I just, I don't know. I don't know if like it's even going to be, I think having a car is going to become like you're going to just be a collector. I think having a car is going to be a thing strictly for rich people because they're

going to be so expensive to make because there's only going to be a few of them. I just think that the car industry is like, now this is like probably 30 years down the line, you know, but at a certain point I just don't know if we're going to need, need this at all. Yeah. You need to get, you know, and then also if you think about like, you know, the the train systems and whatever they're going to come up with. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, it's going to be. No, I know. I know. I know. Yeah. Like if L.A. had a really good subway system and, you know, you know, what would this city be like? Well, there'd be a lot of homeless people above ground. That'd be all over there.

Well, I just feel like, you know, if you had a bullet train that could go from L.A. to Vegas that they've been talking about my whole life. Really? Okay. So I would say at the small guesstimation on this would be at least 35 years they've been talking about building this bullet train from L.A. to Vegas. Now, if you can get from L.A. to Vegas in 45 minutes to an hour, dude, I mean, you're talking about. Well, airlines are going to be fucked. I mean, but then they would have to just lower their prices because that's what happens in Europe. Right. I mean, in Europe, you can fly for very cheap because they have all these trains. go to the same thing. But I'm saying like, you know, then would you live in Vegas? Right, right, right. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, a lot changes. A lot changes, you know? So it's like I feel like that sort of technology changes the country. Your buddy'd go to a Vegas a lot more, the gambler. Oh, yeah, he would just, yeah. He was just like, no, I was just at Dimples in Burbank. Right. So you can be like, you know, I just feel like, how would that change everything?

And so I just, I don't know if like, I always maintain, I don't think Wolf will ever drive a car. Yeah. I feel like he'll just. just going to be a thing where it's like, oh, you pick up, you know. Yeah. I mean, I don't even, I mean, maybe even Calvin won't, you know. Like, it would be great if they had like, you know, one of those, like there'll probably be

some childproof teen app where it's like your kid is in a waymo and then the camera comes on it, you could see them. You know, you'd be like, are you, are you okay? You know, it's like I don't know where technology is going, but I do feel like there are certain things that are just going to go away. Damn, yeah. You know, for sure. It's pretty wild.

Yeah. To think about. Yeah. Yeah. It's really, really, really overwhelming and wild to think about. Because you need people yourself, like you're a car guy. You're like, I want to get that car. I want to get that car.

And it's like, if you, like, what that's different from somebody that's like, I need a car to get me to work. Yeah. And get me, you know. Yeah. Well, if that turns into like, now you really are, you're just carpooling or, you know, for five bucks, you could go anywhere in the city. Because, you know, there's, you know, there's so many of them. Yeah. What's that going to do?

Yeah. You know, what are people going to do is what I'm wondering. Like, that's a huge. huge. That's, I mean, how many people are doing like Uber, Lyft? A lot. Uber eats. Grubhub.

Yeah. How many people are doing that? Well, all the autonomous shit is just going to turn into people having less jobs and then you'll have to figure out your self-worth in a different way and your life in a, like, what makes you happy in a different way, you know? Yeah, I agree. But I don't even know if it was meant for what it is right now. What do you mean?

I guess initially when you, whoever came up with that idea, oh, great idea. Because taxis are trashed. They stink and they're too expensive. So we had that. Then somebody was like, well, why don't we do this? Yeah. But then it's turned into like this.

No, they don't realize what they are doing or did. Yeah. Yeah, because how could you? How could you? Yeah, how could you? But then you become evil when you make a lot of money and then they go. I know. Oh, it doesn't matter.

Yeah. How many people died? Like you look on the Uber app and I just look at that. I just go, There's so much nonsense on here. What? What is all this? I don't take, I don't do it.

Oh, you never take Uber? No. Oh, man. Yeah, there's so much. What, what do you mean? You know what I'm talking about, Nick, right? And then all of a sudden you get an Uber, then it's like, do you want $10 off on this? And then you're like, oh, my God.

What's the nonsense? What do you mean? I just open the app, dude. You'll see what I'm talking about. There's so much. I mean, I guess I don't know. Like, you open the app and it's like, first of all, just that alone. It's like, what is all this?

I want to go somewhere. What the fuck are you showing me tacos? Yeah, yeah, you're just kind of like, all right, there's so much like, you know, your Papa Johns, you know, and then you have like, it's connected to the Uber eats. And it's like, you can schedule on reserve and you can get 10 to get 10% off of the Apple card. Oh, really? There's all this stuff and it's just kind of like, hey, can I just go from the airport to this hotel? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because the club is going to pay me for my Uber's. Right. You know, like I had to take an Uber from Hartford to Connecticut. So it was like an hour Uber. It's like $100. Yeah. And I'm just kind of like, that's why, like when I, like I always tell you at L-A-X, I just park at L-A-S. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I get it. Because I look at how much the Uber is going to cost from Santa Clarita at a certain time. Sometimes it's $125 both ways. So if I'm paying $250 for an Uber, I'll park at the freaking airport. Yeah, for sure. Then just get out of my car. Go get out of the airport. My car's right there and I go home.

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Escape to Pluto TV. Stream now, Bayne Ever. What's this? One in three Gen Z men hasn't masturbated in 90 days. According to an article in Playboy. Seems wrong. You know what's weird is I don't That's a weird statistic

Like how are you even How who's signing up They interviewed like fucking 10 people You know I don't Oh This might come as a surprise But given all the media headlines

Leading us to believe Genzi is the gooning generation But that tells them more nuanced story What data dude 18 to 29 But there's sex lives to get to that Well they're already This is a whole thing though

That people aren't having sex And this generation is like You know But it's like how How can you win you're not interacting with people in real life. Yeah. Your whole life is like meeting people on the phone and swiping and talking.

Yeah, they take the curve down. Yeah, talking on, you know, for, you know, it's like, what are you supposed to do? You know what I mean? Yeah, I don't know though. I guess, you know, if their young adults are having less sex, you wouldn't necessarily think they're masturbating less, but maybe. It's just a whole thing that they just don't kind of, you know, because the more you masturbate, I feel like the more you masturbate.

because I don't I don't I got to be honest I don't I would say I don't masturbate but I have and whenever I do I the next day I'm like oh shit fucking fucking fucking masturbate again you know I just it's not on my you know it's not on your to-do list no I don't yeah I don't really matter when you're just like in a hotel room by yourself yeah that's when it'll happen but but no yeah yeah so weird it's a weird I don't know I think we're in a transition time in society for all of this. How we meet people, how we converse with people, you know, how we get our food, how we, like, everything that we do is now being like the internet is involved with it.

And I think that we're realizing that we don't like it. And then, like, you know, laws are changing and, you know, they're suing these companies. And like, we see the effect it has on teens, even just having a phone. And so now we're in this like, like transition phase that we're going to, you know, going to look back on this time of society and probably be like, ooh, what the hell was that? You guys have any thoughts on basic instinct?

I just watched it this week. Oh, yeah. I love that movie. This was like, what a movie. I know, like I missed the whole thing. I know it was like,

controversial, hit, whatever. Back then, you know, because you're in a movie theater and like a 50 foot pussy is on the street. That's what it was. I mean, it just was like,

that's just not something that happened. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like that was so. pornographic. Now this would be nothing. Did you guys see it in theaters? Yeah. No, not me. Oh, I did. I was 12. You know why? Because this dude is like he was always in that kind of movie. Michael Douglas? Yeah. Fatal attraction too. If I had to pick one of my favorite actors to, I will watch anything that. You know what I love that when he was in that was kind of underrated? It was the game.

Oh, dude. That that's not underrated. That movie's fucking awesome. Yeah, he just was like, I mean, it's so silly, but it's awesome. You know, but then you know, this is what I hate though. And I hate it, but I also understand. A movie like this comes out, all this stuff happens, and then like 25 years later, you hear the story that, like, she was tricked into doing that. She didn't know that they were, you know what I mean? It was like they told her, they said,

hey, your panties are, she had white panties on and it was messing with the lighting. Really? Yes. And then she takes off her panties, and she does this thing that I think in the moment, moment you do it but you don't think well they didn't film that or they didn't they're not gonna well don't they're not gonna show that yeah but don't don't do that I know but you know she was in

character it was in the moment you play you play yourself I bet she played yourself she played herself you played yourself you and everybody else on set it was bond day yeah yeah fuck yeah dude oh shit it's bond day after she does that you hear the fucking gaffer say it oh it's bond day so I don't know yeah you like I mean this is like one of those like they don't even make movies like this anymore or you were never going to see they're indie films now yeah they're indie films yeah you know noir erotic thriller yeah oh erotic these like my books crazy bro like this is like she's great great great movie Sharon Stone killer Michael Douglas killer great poster dude everything's great about this movie

yeah she was like you know I mean she just became like a like you know now she's a skeleton right She was one of those people who's on Ozzympic? Is that her? It's crazy to think, like, was she the Sidney Sweeney of the time? Yeah. And all she did was one thing in comparison to, like, what everything that Sidney does. One thing, what do you mean?

Like, that's the thing she did. Oh, that was controversial? And, like, you know, now she was defined by that for many years. For a while, yeah. You know? Nah, she, God, she was gorgeous. You was weird about Sidney's, like. I don't even think of the things that she's done

that it's not that. Like that you think about, oh yeah, she was in, uh, well, that's what it's like when it's like, you see these dudes,

these, uh, hip hop artists. It's like, or people who are in music and you're like, oh, you're a musician. You're not just out there fucking doing,

uh, YouTube videos. You know what I'm saying? Like this, that's the thing about content. It's like you become this fucking, it's like, bro,

are you, are you, are you, are you, fucking musician or do you just do a thing where you prank somebody at the drugstore you know what I'm saying it's like all fucking whack I know but what ends up happening is like you do something and it works and you have to keep doing I know but even Kanye West with his tweets it's like he's never you know obviously everyone knows he's a musician but like you know it's like dude you get known

for being that then you know crazy and it's just I don't know I know like say what you want about Drake but that's the dude just kept putting out music he never he's just, again, like, you know, remember how everybody was all? Drake, to me, Drake's fine. Yeah. Like, he's still doing his thing. Yeah. Like, he's like, you know, the other guy, what's going on?

It's a weird thing, man. Yeah, I'll be in Europe. Europe and then Florida dates and a bunch of different places. But yeah, if you're in Europe, come see me. Germany and all that, come out to see me. Chrissy.com, Stockholm. Let's go. Go to Eric Griffin.com.

I'll be at Skankfest. And then, like, I got some other stuff, doing a lot of Matt Rife stuff in between these, like, these stuff. And more dates will be added to my calendar. So you guys are great. Thanks a lot. In this life, you can't win.

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