The Golden Hour - King and the Sting official announcement episode!

Episode Date: December 21, 2018

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We ready? Yeah. How do I look, all right? You look good, man. Really? Yeah, you look nice. What up, guys? It's your favorite B-Sting and the Rat King.

The wait is nearly over. The official King and Sting podcast launches in January. For real. That's right. For real. For real. For real. We got a little bit excited and we announced in October, you know, but we decided that

we would spend the time to actually get the show right and correct and we're headed in a good direction and by right and correct he means a podcast like you guys have never seen before that you're gonna help create the straight get down for him deal yeah this is the straight up voltron of podcast dude and that's not a racial slur that's a um it's like a mechanical yeah transformer creature yeah anyhow until we officially launch in the new year we're gonna do a couple of trial episodes, you know, practices. You know, in the meantime, we're going to be giving you guys a little bit of, you know, dousing you with a little bit of honey and maybe, you know, some nibbles con queso. You feel me?

What he means is we're going to basically be some pilot episodes leading up to the official launch in January. Yeah. So when that thing does launch let's be your stepdad's favorite show dude hide your sister's hymen baby because shit's popping off yeah full rack of cheese bitch yeah there you go son this is government shit bro this is that bootleg government cheese yeah it is that government cheese dude i'm on that government stuff swiss cheddar for your bitch ass. Bro, I'm eating bootleg fucking gravier.

I don't know what that is, man. Tell them how they can help us, Theo. Okay. First, you can write in the YouTube comments below any ideas that you have, suggestions, topics, things you want to see us discuss. For the first segment, we're calling it King It or Sting It. Anything you want Theo and I to get into, just get all nasty into it submit below on the youtube yeah or cleanly decently slide into slide on it yeah it could be you gotta meet somebody um but what i'm saying it could be

anything you want us to king or sting it It could be... Baby Ruth. Baby Ruth. You know, Frank DiMaggio. Snowfall. Snow. Mullets. Mullets. Outdoor animals. Metta World Peace.

Squirrels. World Peace. General. In general. Not everybody's four these days. There's argument both ways. Yeah. The lamest human being in the world.

North Korea. No, Chelsea Handler. North Korea is a country. King of the Stinget, fry bread. Rugrats. Oh, dude, you know. Lucky Charms. Lucky Charms. Unlucky Charms, dude.

Cinnabon. Yeah. Cinnabon. Pay Less Shoes. Evander Holyfield. Boom. Diapers. Also.on. Yeah. Cinnabon. Payless shoes. Evander Holyfield. Boom. Diapers. Also.

Corn. Corn. And Beanie Babies. No, no, no, no. What are the other ones? Muppet Babies. Oh, yeah. They're beautiful, dude.

Some of them. If you play, they have this thing where Joel Osteen reads the Bible. If you play that with Muppet Babies, the pilot episode at the same time on Silent, it's the same thing. Synonymous. Really? Yeah, pretty cool. That's creepy as shit. Gonzo's creepy.

If you look at him that way, if you look at him as a young guy that needs help, they're not just drawings. They're God's creatures too. Have you read the book about it? Sure haven't, man. But there you go. Muppet Babies. You want to hear us break down some Muppets? Do it, man.

They're beautiful animals, dude. And one of them was sleeping around, too. I don't remember who it was. Oh, Miss Piggy was a whore. We all know that. But anyhow, you guys can submit videos for things you would like us to king or sting at the link in the comments below. And some examples on how to submit things for us to King or Sting, here are some videos from our trusty producers.

Chin, Chin, Gart Brooks Chin, and Full Term Nick right here. Hey guys, my name's Chin, I'm a Korean American from the heart of Los Angeles, California. My coworkers would say that I'm an asexual gay virgin who loves banging black guys and killing people on the weekends. My King It or Sting It is Asian girls who dye their hair blonde or even wear colored contact lenses. Let me know what you guys think. Big fan. King It or Sting It. What's going on guys? This is Nick. I'm from La Crosse, Wisconsin.

I just want to say I'm a huge fan and also I'm a fully grown adult who spent all nine months in the womb. And I've got a King It or Sting It for you guys today. King It or Sting It Daylight Savings Time. Can't wait to hear your guys' thoughts. Thanks, guys. Onward. Another segment that we're going to try in the first trial episode is going to be called Debate Club. And that's where you, our trusty viewers, can submit to us things that you feel

like adults need to debate. Like Domino's Pizza Hut. Domino's Pizza Hut. Skunks and Squirrels. Yep, Skunks and Squirrels. Bats or Birds. Panda Express or... Or Panda Express or Chick-fil-A. No.

That's a tough one. I love both. If you're in the airport, who gives a fuck? Same thing. Tits or ass? Dude, ass is just tits without the nipples, dude, and with no milk in them. Panda Express

or Underground Railroad is something I was thinking. Oh, okay. Downtown or Uptown? Rivers or lakes? Yeah, dude. We already know. You only know two rivers dude so good you guys get the idea all right you get the idea he told me off camera one time that a lake is just a round river that's what he told me so that's where we are okay you want to bro if you want to know the

black guy that started telling everybody that the earth was flat, I think it's that guy right there. Oh, now I'm black? Hey, dude. Wow. I didn't say that. You guys from New Orleans are racist. Well, anyhow, you get the idea.

Ford versus Chevy. Pears versus... Strawberries. Pears versus strawberries. Avocados versus grapefruit. Getting tickled or wrestling a Jewish buddy. Very similar feelings. Getting your dick sucked or eating an all things bagel.

Ooh. Yep. And Brendan and I will debate, actually pertinent debates that need to occur. You know, this is 2018 and people aren't talking about the real topics. No, we're about to get into it. Yeah.

For real. Hey guys, my name is Trin. I'm a country musician from South Korea. And my debate club submission is mayo or mustard. Especially on a sandwich. What's better? What do you guys think? I'd love to hear your opinion.

Thanks guys. What's up guys, this is Nick. I I'd love to hear your opinion. Thanks, guys. What's up, guys? This is Nick. I got laid off by the Adam Carolla show, and now I produce one of the neatest podcasts on the planet this past weekend. And I've got a debate club topic for you guys. I want the rat and the bee to debate rats versus bees. Can't wait to hear you guys' thoughts. Thanks. So we'll give our King or Sting sting thoughts and we'll choose sides on our debate

but if you want to ask anything about the fights you need to go watch below the belt you know fight talk yeah that's not what this is for this isn't about that if you want to fight somebody go punch your cousin dude go punch your step cousin or just tell somebody they're your cousin and fucking jack them up you know what

I'm saying this is about other stuff you know if you want to fight, you know, go fight, you know, go fight Satan. Okay. Fight Satan. All right, guys, remember, you can submit all these ideas

that you have with the link below on YouTube, and that's how we're going to do this show. Yep, the videos will come into a Dropbox, and our trusty producer, still trusty, Garth Brooks Chin. What's Chin's last name? Yee. Yee!

Oh, I like that. Yeah. Very Western. Yee! And Nick. Just Nick. Nick Nick. Yeah, Nick Nick.

Nick at night. That's Nick at night, bro. That's his nickname, Nick at night. Bro, he's all day, though. Nick at night. Now, you don't know what he does at night, bro. That's true nickname, Nick at night. Bro, he's all day, though. Nick at night. Now, you don't know what he does at night, bro. That's true. Nick at day.

Oh, that's true. No, not Nick at day, dude. Nick at night, bro. Nick at night, bro. We have no idea what he does at night. Yeah. Dude, definitely need to put one of those low jacks on him. Better be working on the show.

Nick at night. Nick working on the show. Okay, so that's the information, everything you know. You can submit it. The videos will go to a Dropbox. We're excited. King it or sting it, it's on the way. Debate Club, come get this mammal.

Word. He has the worst endings. Your endings are not good. Well, come get a mammal, bro. Mammal word. That's a sign-off. Come get a mammal. Why don't you think of an actual word?

Goodbye. Adios. Bonsoir. You know? Arrivederci. I think you just ordered something in German. This guy's out of his mind, man. Adwider sein. Und schneise.

Bye. He means bye bisexual