The Golden Hour - Left the Chat | The Golden Hour #173 w/Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: February 27, 2026

The guys discuss Ryan Murphy shows, talk The Housemaid, watching movies with hot guys vs hot girls and how their wives feel about it, men their wives get a pass on, Sam Elliott being the same age in every movie, Chris' Jay Mohr story, Chris and Erik predicting shows each other would hate, Amanda Seyfried's talent, renting vs buying movies and much more! Get this episode AD FREE + 2 PATREON ONLY episodes/month only at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcastMars Men - For a limited time, our listeners get 50% off FOR LIFE, Free Shipping, AND 3 Free Gifts at Mars Men at https://mengotomars.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Yeah, see, that looks just not. I don't know. I wouldn't want to look like that, though. But that's how you... I just noticed it. I like it. But I wouldn't want to look like that. You should send this to Kristen.

Hey, yeah, yeah, so. That's what you look like, brother. What's up, babe? Just got a haircut and a whole new wardrobe. You should totally do it. Stop. You know who that is? You have to hide.

We're friends that laugh. We're friends that shout. Sometimes we don't know. what we're talking about But that won't stop us Nothing can stop us Welcome back Welcome back

So Yeah so I saw some great videos Oh fucking who cares I love these like Yeah I love these like I'm into these like videos of these kind of guys For motivation Yeah

You always send them to the group Eric's like, Shob, can you beat this guy out? No, Chris did that first. I did that as a joke with the fat karate guy.

Yeah, the fat karate guy. Then I sent one to the old guy. Yeah. Like, this is the kind of videos that like, I think they were like, in the last few years

have been shunned, but I think more people are just being like, hey, let's put this out there. Let me see it. Be a man. Drink black coffee. Work too much.

Don't get enough sleep. Do squats. Don't be fat. Eat meat. Pay for dinner. Call. Call out gay shit. Call people retards when they're being retards.

Hate new music. Listen to Pantera. Be a dad. Show up for your kids. Be healthy for your family. Don't complain. Don't make excuses. Don't be a fucking pussy.

I love this guy. This guy's awesome. Is that you? Yeah, that guy's me. This is my spirit animal. I know you would like it. That's my spirit animal with bad hair. You don't like it?

Because that's like the most base level. I'm not, I'm saying the guy's probably cool. His opinions I have no problem with But whatever that Should you? No, yeah, but the guy Well, I mean, there's some hypothetical stuff Or sorry, contradicting stuff

Like don't sleep and also be healthy for your family Makes no sense. But I get it. But it's like this is just the first draft. You know what he means though? Yes. This is just the first draft of like what you do To be funny.

You know, it's funny you say that How do you just say you know what he means. You know what I find interesting is that People put things on the internet when they're trying to be a good person. And then they criticize you in like, you know, a virtue signal. But everybody's in a group chat with their friends being real. Right.

So you know how to do it. Everybody knows how to do it. What do you mean, Eric? They just choose not to. What do you mean? What I mean is like if one of these people that's like putting out some like, you know, Black Lives Matter or they're trying to like make people feel bad about, you know, how come you're not, how come you're quiet on Palestine?

You know that kind of stuff? Right, right. People put that kind of thing out there. They put that kind of virtue signaling stuff out there to try to pretend they're a good person on the internet. Of course. But what I'm saying is, I bet you on their phone, they're terrible. They're deplorable. With their friends, they're being real.

But what I'm saying is they know that this shouldn't be for public consumption. And they know that like, not everybody's going to understand, but we get it. Me and my friends get it each other and we know what we're saying. So they know what the fuck I'm saying. You know what's weird? Obviously, me and this guy are aligned, right? Me and this guy are the same guy. Can you imagine if I sent you to this video but I was dead serious?

Can you imagine me sending that video to you? If this is, if this has, this guy knows that this will be funny. Right, right, right, right. I'm not saying he doesn't believe it. But at the same time, I think that there's a movement of like these type of guys who are tired of being told they had to act a certain way and they're toxic masculinity and all that nonsense. Because they pushed it so hard. Yeah. So I think

guys like that, I think guys like this are coming out being like, nah, I work hard for my family. Anytime you label something as toxic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, shut up. I think that's what that. Well, it was like alpha white males or the reason, like toxic and they're the enemy. And then finally they're like,

all right, enough's enough. What do you want to do? Fight? Yeah. Yeah, I just think it's and I don't think it's anything wrong with a guy being like, look, I want to protect my family and I need to do it this way. I saw a guy, I saw a woman that, a black woman that put on threads and she was like, white women apologize now

for things that you, I put on my story, but things that you've, that how you've wronged us. And then of course, white women were under it like, I am sorry. Oh, it said, don't make it about you. And she's like, I am sorry for this. I'm sorry for that. And like, it's like, none of the shit you did. It's all stuff like, dude, being,

being apologetic for shit that happened a hundred years ago. I never knew any of those people. Don't get me started on this. No, no, no. I don't want to get canceled. I have hot takes on that. But I just feel like, I just feel like, you know,

you don't have to apologize for something that happened. Also, but it's like, you know, I agree with that. Go ahead. But I think too, when it comes to like guys like this, for like forever me especially when i was in comedy i'd always kind of dress down or i i'd try to hide you know being this big tough dude and then people like oh i i bet you're getting sick of that i bet you'd fuck them up i'm like no me never no i would never and then in certain point you get so much shit you're like you know what man yeah i'm gonna yeah yeah yeah yeah i'm down now i'm down

now you fucked up fuck around and find out i get you guys see that's why i'm i'm 42 and fuck around and No, it makes sense. That's where I'm at. My neighbor wanted to put a sign in front of her house. Like, you know how you have neighborhood watch signs? Or you have like, you know, you being watched? She wanted to put on her

thing, fuck around and find out. Oh, I love her. Did you guys see? I know you may not have seen this, but Louis Gomez was fighting a heckler. No. What do you mean? Yeah, that crazy guy out in Austin. I love Lewis for that. I love it for him. I hit him up

and I said, dude, now you're fighting hecklers. Now, now, now I gotta work out, now I got a train, yeah. Fighting?

Yeah, they went outside. The guy was like, I'll meet you outside and Lewis went outside and they were like, you know, that's crazy.

The dude did like a couple moves and then Lewis didn't go down. And then the dude was like, I'm out. Yeah, he was like, I'm good, man. I don't want no part of this.

Wow. Can you imagine? He was throwing like leg kicks. I was like, dude, you can't, you're fighting a heckler? That's crazy.

Yeah. No, I, I, that's wild. Jesus. No, I didn't, I didn't see it, but that's wild. Yeah, I just thought it was funny.

Yeah. Oh, this is him? No, no, this is a guy. This is a guy I thought, I asked Brennan if he could beat him up. But this is not the guy. It's the guy that thinks he's like, he's 58, but he looks 18, you know. It's like those trip me out. That's another one I said to Chris.

These are just, these are just videos they, I guess, sent to the group chat or something. Yeah. But you're missing the one, though. No, I play it. This is the one I said. Let me see this one. I was like. Oh, yeah, he'll kick the shit out of you, Brendan.

This will beat Brendan's ass. He's built like a fucking praying. He's built like a praying mantis. He has a weird posture. We'll have to, we'll get to monetize. Like, this guy. Stop it. The guy works out.

That guy's crazy. No, he'll fuck you up, dude. Immediately. That guy works out. That guy's bad shit crazy. Yeah, but you can't play the music. Don't play the music. So, uh, uh, yeah, just turn to the body.

Do the karate guy that I did. Yeah. That guy's funny. Is it the chubby karate guy? Yeah. He'll end you, Brandon. He'll end you. He'll end you.

I said, I said, this is Chris in like 12 years. Oh, I didn't see this. Yeah, let's hope so. Oh, yeah, I said, let's hope so. That's fucking hope so, bro. That's dope. That guy's sick.

Oh, it's fucking. This dude is in it, man. I love this dude. You guys fucking sick. It's better without the music. His hairstyle so old school. Yeah, it really is. It was old school in 2002.

Yeah. Oh, no, there was no two. But, buddy, it was old school in the 90s. There was no two in the 90s. two in the first number. Yeah, I guess so. When this was old, you know what?

This was Benos. I'm just saying that was 20 over 20 years. That went out of style in 89. Yeah, but this dude's like serious look on his face. That guy fucks. Yeah. That guy's sick.

He, I would love, wouldn't you love this guy to be your neighbor? No, for a little bit. You know? No, no, no.

For a little bit. To me he's like an outcast song. You go, oh shit, this song's good. And then you go, this is the most annoying song. I hear it everywhere.

I need them to stop saying, it's the whole world. loves it when you sing that's a la la la when you hear that song you go this is fucking dope bro i want to hear it twice got it so this guy's getting his male doing this you're done after the second day yeah you kidding me he's doing his lawn all right go cut your fucking hair get bag of your jeans if you don't think that guy's dying from fucking cancer he just screams cancer to me this is crazy yeah i've seen this guy yeah what's going on I haven't seen this guy.

I hate everything about this. Is this real? Do you have a video? You want me to love? No, I'm just saying to get, all his videos are just saying. It's like, most effective face exercise, 59 years old. And he's like, you know, he's not 59 years old, right? No, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no. What's up with his eyes? Everything. Stop everything you're saying. Both of you. Okay. That guy looks abysmal. Okay.

That is terrible. He looks, you know, when you're 509, when you're 59, when you're 59, and you look good for your age, fine. If you've gotten stuff done, you're doing neck exercises and pushing all this shit,

you look very off. He looks terrible. I will, I, oh wow, I would never want to look like that. I think when you get that age, if you're doing stuff, if you've started it, and you're doing it long enough,

you become a little delusional. Like Joe, bro, B-59, man. Yeah. What do you do? Oh, his tooth. It's just all bad. This is all bad.

That's a filter. It doesn't matter. It's bad. Whatever it is, you can tell it's bad. I know, but the point of it is. Who also suck you from the back. Well,

that's the other thing. Well, yeah. What's that? Is it, you know? No, if you look just like that, no, you wouldn't say it's 59. Yeah. You would definitely go,

Oh, that's a weird fucking guy, though. I was, oh, okay. Yeah. Total agreement with you. My, okay, okay, we're making two separate points. The first point, it's, this guy's weird. Got it. Second point is, and you know what?

It stops there. There's no second point. For me, I go, oh, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. What I'm saying is, like, if he was like, he could look fucking 20. I don't give a. He looks like a weird 38-year-old. Yeah.

I'm so confused. Is this a fucking filter or is this an actual old guy? I don't get it. It has to be a filter. The old, the old guy, him there, that's a filter. That's a filter. But they both look good if they're a filter. Yeah, yeah, filters are getting great.

He looks more like that. Okay. They're both filters. But this is like the fucking, you know, face app. Like, you know, I make yourself an old man. Right, right, right, right. Yeah. Well, it'll be great.

His body doesn't look 59 either. Something's up. I don't trust any of it. Whatever. See, Brendan's more on my point about, I just want to know is the guy really 59. Okay, stop right there. Look at the right, all the way to the right.

Don't click on it. Just look at the still. Take the finger off it. He looks way better on the left. I see what you're saying. And he looks maybe older? I don't care. He looks way better.

On the right,'s fake. That's 1,000% fake. Whatever. I'm just saying that's not real. That's how he looks now because he thinks it's the... Dude, fellas, fellas, we might as well look at it before and after of Daffy Duff. I understand, except for this is what he's rolling with. This is what he's rolling with online.

Like, this is the, this is the good. So Daffy ducks over the left and then he looks like that guy after. You're like, what did Daffy do? I understand. I understand what you're saying. Chris, like he looks better before. Yes. No, I'm saying.

No, I understand what you're saying. But all you know this guy is from social media. All you're ever going to know from this guy is social media. You're never going to meet him. This he's presenting as, look how good now. No, he looked this. Whatever. this is, this image is, the left one looks better.

I don't give a fuck what he's selling, who he really is, what he really looks like. I don't care if it's Daffy Duck. I'd rather Daffy Duck look like the guy on the fucking left. It's weird as shit. See, I knew you, this is why I wanted to present this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because when I see this kind of stuff, I just go, there's so many questions. Like, is this all internet?

Is this like this is what we've turned to? Or it's like, it's AI on the right. I know, but I think it just sucks for people who are like, you're 48. you're trying to look better and then you go online and you see some guy doing this and you're like well how do you do it I want to do that and then it's just like people go down a terrible rabbit hole like no one looks like yeah yeah yeah because check this out even like celebrities you know those celebrities that look great yeah you know like they're like she's 52 and you're like god damn that bitch jlo you know i bet at night she look all of 52 yeah yeah she don't look like that you're

I'm saying. Of course. So you're just kind of like, the internet is like such a weird place. Yeah. I saw the housemaid, the movie. Do you see it? Oh, I haven't seen that one because I haven't been out of town. Yeah.

So I can't go to that without. I saw, no, no, no, it's out now. What the fuck's housemaid? Like I saw an apple or something. Oh, I'm a sweet. I'll watch it. Let's talk about it on the Patreon. Okay, so we will.

But I saw, I saw everything except the half hour because it's just too long and I got mad. I go, this is fucking too long and I went to bed. Dude, you got to walk. I wanted to see the rest of it. of it, but it's too long, so fuck you. I'm going to be. Here's something, I know you haven't seen the show yet, Beauty, a Ryan Murphy show.

I know you want to see it, and I'm not revealing anything, but this is something I want you, I want to put this in your head when you're watching it. Here's my issue with it so far. So I don't know if you know this show, beauty. It's like they figured out a thing. You could infect people with a thing, and then their most beautiful self comes out, right? My problem with the show is this. So the girl, there's a girl in the show, and she,

something happened to her to start, and then she turns into supposedly this so beautiful. beautiful girl. My problem with is that actress is really beautiful, okay? Okay. But for what the show is probably to represent, they could have got somebody more beautiful. That's hilarious. And the reason why I say that is all the guys, all the guys, the guy they turn into, there's a model.

It's bananas. Because they don't want to offend women, yeah. It's bananas like the Adonis bodies and stuff like that other than Ashton Coucher because he's the star. The star, yeah. You know? That's, that's, that's, that's, you know what I mean? And I thought to myself, my thing is, I thought about it because I was like, well, Ryan Murphy

casted this. Yeah. You know? So when it was time. Well, also, Ryan Murphy goes like this. Hey, let's get the hottest chicks. And then the studio goes, well, okay, but we don't want to get in any trouble. But it's so funny.

Is that her? That I, no. Is it a good show? Is it a good show? Yeah. You know what? I got into it. But that's a person who should have that.

I love. She's in, that's the opening scene. Who's that? That this, it looks like it, right? Yeah. Something happens in the, in the beginning. And this is like one of those like beginning action sequences.

I know, you told me the first scene. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But this is like, but they're, but, but I'm saying it's like, the guys is so crazy, man. Like, you know, because they, they, they, they, they bust out of the cocoon and they're just like, you know. Oh, I got to watch a shit. Yeah, man. And it's, oh, see the guy that the black guy, the three down, three down. Where?

that plays the guy he the guy turns into this guy okay but the guy that's playing the you know he's a chubby fat guy yeah he's like an in-cell guy and he's like you know the guys do it a great job that actor did a great job the chubby guy yeah he did a great job and he turns into this guy right but like everyone else it's so oh it's hilarious like the girl the main girl i'm like and like by the way no shade on the actress i'm sure she's gorgeous she walks in the room you go god damn you're hot she's gorgeous But what I'm saying is for the purpose of the show, they, you know. Right. But the purpose of the concept of the show, you know.

Yeah, get Giselle. Get, yeah. Or whatever. She's supposed to be now 5, 10, titties. You know what I'm saying? It's like, it was really like, I thought about it. I was like, oh, because Ryan Murphy's a creator. Yeah.

So the guys were. Yes, except for also you can objectify men. Yes, you can. You can't objectifying men. Yeah, but you can't. This is a greater. conversation because then don't make a show about this it's kind of like when uh brad pitt made that zombie movie and he said i don't want any violence in this zy world hey motherfucker then you

don't make a zombie movie why did he not want violence in it i don't know it doesn't matter he was like i want my kids to be able to watch this oh really this world war z yeah there's no there's no like you never see zombie kills and stuff what i'm saying is don't make that movie yeah sure i'm saying So you're in a world where you're like, hey, we don't want to objectify women. They don't have a show called beauty. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I agree. Yeah. But they're going to say, we think she is beautiful.

Show me. Come on. Show me the tithies. We're her tithies out. That's fine. We're her tithes out. How about this? If it's a show where you can't show tities, then the outward visual has to be even greater.

That's my point. Dude, that's fantastic. That is fantastic. You guys? Yes, she has big tits. We're not going to be able to show them. She needs to have bigger tits. Or her back needs to look at certain.

Her walking with a walker. Dude. It's just, but Brendan, I think you'll like it, but you got to give it a chance. Dude, you got to give it like it. I love Ryan Murphy. I watched the American horse over and over. So, do you get to the fifth episode?

I thought it was like the substance, but worse. Right, right, right. And I hated the stuff. Oh, I love the substance. I think it's the same people. Did you get to episode five, though? Yeah, I got through all of it. Oh, I loved episode five.

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Because of you, I want to do like, I want to see, yeah. I don't think I would have watched this movie. Maybe I would have. I wouldn't be paying $25 for it on Apple fucking, but I'm like, I read the book. I want to keep it in my mind before. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So I watch, I'm watching it. And one of the other reasons I'm watching it is because Kristen loves the dude in it. She's like, he's so sexy. So I'm like, let me see what this dude's all about. Yeah. And I'm watching this movie and I'm like, this dude got it. Oh, okay. He's very sexy.

Okay. He's great. He's got a great voice. He looks good. He's charismatic. Go ahead. hilarious. Why?

I'll tell you why. Because. I have more to say about it, but go ahead. No, no. But as a guy. Yeah, yeah. You could, you, your wife says. this guy's sexy and you go let me see yeah then you go okay good choice oh yeah guy is reverse

that oh wow oh facts reverse it reverse it christin uh we i want to watch this show because this chicken it is yeah yeah yeah yeah sexy yeah she's you know yeah yeah yeah then now she's watching the show like this you're fucked yeah this what you like did this what you want yeah i mean the guy had uh oh he's got he's got a little gosling you in him. Yeah, but he's just, he's, yeah, Gosseling is cool, but like, no, he's like, he's like if Gosling and Ed Norton had a baby.

But the dude's got, he, he's in a tank top. Oh, is it, is he, is he, is he the actor from 1883? Yeah, yeah. Or 1920? Yeah, yeah, oh, he's great. But he's got great shoulders. The guy's too many, too many numbers shows. Too many numbers shows. Too many years shows, yeah. I looked it up, he's, he's, he's six two. I'm like, oh, that's a fucking guy. Yeah, he's got it. So I'm like, all right, I'm not going to be a hater, but it's so funny.

because he I have something that I want to say about him that is going to seem like you're a hater. Yeah, but I think I'm pretty good with this shit and observe it.

No, say it. So there's a lot of sex scenes, obviously, in this movie. He can't fuck. No, he can't be, the chore or great. It's not his fault.

I understand. But even still, dude. Chris, is it him and Sidney Sweeney, though? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Oh, I'll watch it.

Yeah, no, no, no, he's, he's awesome. He's awesome. He's a cool dude. I want to be his friend. Are you, were you watching Hayton? Like, you know, what's he doing? No, I go. Because, like, what's he doing with his hips?

No, it's a matter of fact, I go. What's he better fuck good. Because I'm not going to, I don't want to seem like a hater. And he's doing this shit. I'm like, bro. What are you, a dancer in bad? Don't do that shit. You know they had an intimacy coordinator there?

I, I'm willing. to accept that. I understand. Maybe he was like getting it. I know. I know. He was like, hey, hey, hey,

hey, you can't do that. So we had to do some weird angle. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I hope that's right. I hope you. Because maybe he was like,

you know, don't waste all of that shit with some bad fucking. I can't wait for you to see it. Do they show Sidney's tits? A little bit. A little bit, yeah. Hey, hey,

hey, by the way. Sidney Suini, there's a Sydney Swini movie. Oh, it's called, I think I talked about it with you guys already, the boxer one.

No, no, no, no, no. This one's called a voyeur. Okay. I don't know. It's on prime. Oh, it's out. It's one of the worst movies you'll ever see in your life. There's so much sex in it.

Sidney Sweeney is just... Really? When was it? Oh, man. It must have been like five, six years ago. It's so bad. Yeah, she's... So bad.

But yeah, watch. If you want to see Cindy Sweenney, Fah. No, she's hot as fuck. She's hot, yeah. Yeah, see, that looks just not. Let's go, Chris. I wouldn't want to look like that, though. But that's how you...

I just noticed it. I like it. But I wouldn't want to look like that. You should send us to Kristen. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Chris, that's what you look like, though. What's up, babe? Just cut a haircut and a whole new wardrobe.

You should totally do it. You know who that is? Jeff Dye. Facts. Oh, my God. Yeah, I don't... I don't like that look. That is...

That's good looking, though, I guess. but I don't want to be like that. I want to be like that. I got to wear it fucking comfortable shit. I don't know, bro. Take it a picture like this. Well, this stuff for this photo shoot. I get it.

And he's an actor and he's got to do that shit. I get it. And you know what? Low key, you're a hater. Nah. Low key, right guys? No.

No key. No key. He's hating on this guy. That's bullshit. A little bit. A little bit. Yeah. A little bit.

A little bit. A little bit. Oh, you all pressure my buttons. Nah. Bro, I brought it up because he's so fucking awesome Yeah, but you kind of like Dust protest You brought it up to drag him down

Why would I even bring it up? Yeah, you're like, I don't want to dress like that He can't fuck He had a stylist Yeah, he's trying too hard Yeah, I don't like his hair cut I didn't say that I didn't say that

I wouldn't want to look like that is what you said No, no no With my face on his shit But you're exactly I like this I like that My face on his shit No, it doesn't work

It looked like it worked That looked like an impression Provement if you look at it. Of me. Of me? Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I don't know.

Forehead wasn't as big. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know if. Listen, you know what? Can we, can you send that? I think you should send it to Kristen right now.

Should I do this? Yeah, should I? Yeah. Should I? Okay. Send it to me. I'll send it to me. Should I do this?

She's going to respond back what? Get a haircut? Yeah. I know. I know. No, she's going to not respond. And I'm going to be like, babe, Why didn't you respond to my text later on?

You should be like, I'm sorry. I was masturbating for seven hours. How can I text you when I'm busy? I should say like that. Actually, you know what? On the smaller screen, I look fucking good like this. I didn't. We caught him hating, y'all.

That's what happened there. Does Joanna like likes like an actor? is her, who's her past? Does she have a, like, you know what I mean? If she was going to ask for a past, who would it be? Not really. No, not really. I'm trying to think.

What's the thing about women, though? She likes, she likes musicians. Like, she likes Bad Bunny. Oh, you know who she does like the, you know the guy from Euphoria? The big tall white boy? Oh, yeah, yeah. He's on that new movie with Margot Robbie. He's in Frankenstein.

Yeah, he's in everything. What's his name? She likes him. That guy. He's the next guy right now. Tall. Yeah, he's the guy. He's a good-ass actor.

I just texted her. So it's just funny. It's like, so Bad Bunny could get it, you know? What we're supposed to do? He's from Euphoria? I didn't know that.

But I said, what are we supposed to do? Frankenstein. The fucking guy says euphoria. Frankenstein. He was in Euphoria. I know, but the Frankenstein is like the thing he's in the app. Yeah, but he doesn't look like him.

He doesn't look like him. He doesn't look like him. But he's still the actor. Yeah, he looks like fucking Frankenstein. I know, but if you said, hey, this guy's in Frankenstein, The first thing people are going to say

If they don't know, it's going to go, oh, I didn't know that was the guy Okay, fair enough, fair enough You've been doing this too long, Chris. He's a good look at this. You should know that. I like this dude a lot. He's good looking dude.

But he's super, he's more feminine than the other guy. The other guy's like a man. No. Yeah. No, he is. Yeah, you might be right. Yeah.

And also the stuff he says is crazy. This guy? Yeah, he's pretty woke. Oh, oh, oh. At least I understand. No, is he? Yeah. It is what it is.

That's the thing. Like to me, the hottest celebrity woman, to me is Jessica Chastain. Oh, I love Jessica. No, she is... What is she in? She's it.

Oh, yeah. She's it. She's it. She's it. But here's the thing. Here's the thing. Her... That's not a great picture of her.

No, it's not a good picture. But she's, to me... She's a great actress. Yeah, she's also a great actress. But I love that this look is just the best. So like, so, so. Yeah, she's, she's a 10. Yeah, but her, her. Damn, she's 48 though. Yeah. Yeah. But the stuff that she says is it's like, what are you saying? Dude. I don't want to know anybody. Oh, wow. Yeah, you don't, you don't want to know. You don't want to know. No. That's the, that's the downside of

social media. Wait, what does she say, Chris? She says some wild shit. Look at, okay, this is what Kristen said. I said, should I be like this? And then in parentheses, I said, hotter. Okay. She says, she says, she says, the four texts. She says, that's not hotter, that's gayer. Okay. Love it.

A.k.a. my nightmare, because her nightmare is always, the guy she falls in love with comes out as gay later. Because then she's like, there's nothing I can do. Okay. The third text is, get more wrinkly and gray. That's hotter. Okay? Then she says, that guy gives a fuck and that's not hot, L.O.L.

Okay. Now, send me the regular picture of the guy, and I'm going to send it. It's this guy you like. Yeah. Because she probably doesn't know. You met your perfect woman. And now she just sent me on an Instagram that Katie Korrick posted.

So that's something that we're... Oh, she's already moved on. She's der really... Oh, oh, oh. These are the fucking photos of the of the of the of the master armed suspect the Nancy Guthrie's guy. Oh, she's already moved on. That's great. Oh, she's late.

She's late with that. Yeah, we did that last episode. I had that this morning. So hold on. So, okay. So, yeah. Yeah, this is much better. That guy looks great.

He's great. I don't think you can fuck. But it's this guy. She's like, I want you to be old and undesirable. So you know what? All my. Women secretly want that. They do.

So you're all mine. It's this guy. It's this. It's your guy. It's your guy. It's your past. Tell her that. It's your pass.

When Rachel and I are having arguments about something. It's hilarious. So we have this group chat with Chris and Kristen and I'll just, we always go, okay, put it in a group chat. See what they say. Oh, that's great. I love that. Because Rachel goes the other day, she says, I, she says, no, still gay. I said, you have enough purse.

But you like him. I said, you have enough purses. She's like, no, three is not enough. We, we are. Let's ask, that's the lifens. I love that. We are doing that, doing this on the pod. Bro, she's so funny, man.

She said, she said, I said, but you like him. And she said, I mean, I sent a video of someone getting kidnapped. And that's what you say. There it is. See, bro. You're not wrinkly. He's not wrinkly enough, though. He needs more wrinkles.

Look at his neck as atrocious, so that's good. I like it. To me, that's way better, bro. Than the other guy? Well, because that's probably more what I'm going to like. You look like the guy from Landman. You look at the guy from Sam Elliott. That is him.

You look like Sam Elliott. Oh, wow. We noticed that it was. God, that guy's been that age forever. Yeah. Sam Elliott was in a big Lebowski. Yeah. It looked exactly like that.

Jesus. There's people that have... Who else is like that? It just seems like... Black guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Black guys. But white guys?

Idris Elba. You know what? Denzo Washington is finally starting to look old. Yeah, I saw that picture too where he's at the basketball game. Yeah, he's cut up to him. Yeah, he's kind of. I was like, oh, okay, here it is. Somebody said, somebody said, uh, it was the mean, it said, look, what happened at

Denzo Washington and somebody under it said, he's fucking 71. He still looks great, though. Yeah, but I'm just saying... But yeah, 70s. You have much up with him. There's like a, you know, even, um, oh, she said, I sent her the picture of the, but it's kind of the way he's sitting. It's kind of the way he's sitting though. Yeah, yeah. You lose, you lose muscle master. That's also AI. Yeah, yeah. But no, so I sent her the picture. Wait, wait, wait, wait, go back, go back, go back. Check out, is that, is that what's his face in the back? Jay Moore. Jay Moore? Looks like it. Yeah. Yeah. So hold on, though. Um, but I got, yeah, I got to, Sam Elliott. I sent her the Sam Elliott pick of me. Right. And, you. And, you know, I sent her the Sam Elliott pick of me. Right. And. And, she said, hell yeah. Oh, God.

She's my dream girl. You're good. Boys, you're going to have to hold it down. I got to pick the kiddos up. All right, cool. Thanks, buddy. All right. Love you guys.

Yeah, man. Love you. Love you. Jay Moore one time. I have a funny story about him. Go. Denzel's always just this. I know.

I have a funny story about Jay Moore. So we're buds, you know. Kind of. Like, if I saw him, I'd be like, hey, how's it been going, you know? It's not we text each other and shit. Is it? Is anybody?

paying attention? Yeah, we are. Okay. So, um, I'm literally sending that picture to Jay Moore being like, why are you doing it? Send him a picture of me

with the good looking guy. So, so I say, so I'm, you know, I did his podcast, this long time ago. Yeah, me too.

Long, long time ago. When he lived in, before the divorce, when he lived in Brutwood. Oh man, it was such a funny podcast too. It really was. But, uh,

he was like, hey, dude, you want to do my radio show? to promote your new tour or something. Right. And I was like, yeah, sure. And so I woke up and I did the radio show.

And like, I'm young enough to where I remember the radio and I get it. But it's like when you hear guys on the radio, you're like, what the fuck are you doing? Plus I had just done his podcast where we were just shooting the shit. Yeah. Okay. Radio's so different. corporate. Yeah.

Yeah. So they call me and they're like, it's all right, we got Jay for you. Hey, hey, what's up, Chris?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, doing the radio thing, which he should be doing. Right.

It's the radio. But I'm like, oh, I know this guy. And so he's like, so you got to, so you, you talk about sports.

What do you think about sports? And I, and I, and I'm like, I guess I just was like, I was probably not, I was not good, but I was like, I don't know, I don't really like like sports.

You know, just like being me, but like shutting it down, but not even really meeting to. I like him. But but but but but then after after that interview, I get a text from him and he says, hey, what the fuck was that? And I was like, what? because I still didn't really get it He was like It seemed like you didn't want to fucking do that And I was like

Bro, you know what? Yeah, I get what you're saying I didn't even mean to do that I don't know what's going on I don't know why I did that It was just so confusing to me And I realized now it's because I just did his podcast We were buddies

It was just odd But I did fuck it up And I felt bad about that And I've talked to him since But I wonder if he fucking still He should have said Hey this is different from the podcast But I knew that.

I knew that. I knew that. So it's on you. Yeah, it is on me. Yeah, it is on me. Send this clip to him when they fucking cut it up. Yeah. Yeah, but you got to watch that show.

I want to watch it beauty. I really want to watch it. I really want to watch it. I haven't been excited to watch something for a while. And I love you, bro. And I love our relationship. And I love, I love thinking about you. bro. Like I'll be watching a show

thinking about you, bro. And it's just tickles me, bro. It's funny. I do the same thing. Yeah. Because I was watching beauty and I was like, oh, he's got to watch this. Yeah. Dude, you got to watch beauty. You know why? Sometimes just for the conversation. And I'll go one further. Sometimes I'm watching the show and I

shit you not. I'll be like, man, Eric's not going to like what I think about this show. I think that's interesting. that's why I want you to watch them but like oh I can't might be like oh I can't wait for the nonsense

he's going to say about this show it's actually such a cathartic nice thing that I don't know I don't think many women have that in their lives like and I don't think it's something women need really but like it's such a good thing

being a guy that is one of my favorite things. No, full stop. Yeah. That is absolutely my favorite things. I have it all with my family. I have it all with my close, you know, some of my close friends.

And, you know, usually when you're doing that with a woman, it turns into. And you're like, oh, fuck. I fucking did the thing. I know. Yeah. And that's fine. You know, it's, they're different creatures, you know, it's like. I think that, you know, it's the same energy of like, if you're doing like fantasy

sports. Yeah. Yeah. And the women have the energy of like, you don't own the team. Right, right, right, right, right. I'm not into fantasy sports, but I understand what you're saying.

Yeah, it's just the kind of thing. It was like, don't stop the fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't stop the... Like, you know wrestling isn't real. Yeah. Don't stop the fun. It's like, can we commiserate with this?

Or can we like enjoy it together? You know, suspend our disbelief. Right, right, right, right, right. I don't know, man. It's just some weird stuff. Yeah, yeah. But you... Yeah, I'm going to start that show probably this week.

Yeah, just so, I'm about to start going on the road more too. So I've got to get out to the movies do not stay in the movie theater long anymore. Bonananas. Bro, it's like a week and then. Oh, my God, it's like already on and I like the movie experience. Yeah, you got to go right away. Dude, I put Tron on. We talked about this, right?

Dude, I was furious about how bad that movie is. I told you was bad. No, but it's like... But I did, though, right? Yeah, you did. But it's bad on a different level of bad. I know. Like, I was like, this is...

No, it's terrible. The only good thing in it is that guy is good in it. The Evan... Oh, right, Evan Peters. But it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Everything is a green screen.

So, which... And it looks fake. And my whole thing is, if you're going to make a movie about a not real guy, you got to make it really good. Because I don't give a fuck about this dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He could just die. Yeah.

It's so, it's so stupid that movie. It's so, so, so stupid that they had to know it was stupid, all of them. I just got to a point where you ever, you ever watching something and you get distracted and you realize how long you've been distracted. But let's say you're watching. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You maybe do this for a second and you just like, then you catch yourself. Yeah.

Then the next thing, you know, you're like, oh, I'm not. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, it's a different movie on it. Oh, it's this part two? Yeah. Oh, my God. That was like, all right, then I just didn't finish it. Pluto TV has thousands of free movies and TV shows.

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Yeah like I saw the new Running Man And I thought Oh I wanted to watch that So I thought the first half was good And I stopped watching it And then the next day

I saw the rest of it And it was just I was like Oh this isn't good So I don't know If it was my mood Or if the movie Ended up being bad

But But I still have to watch The beginning Of him Oh I didn't see that yet With the beginning Oh, yeah, so the end?

Yeah, didn't I tell you guys this story? No. Matt Rife and I go to the movie theater, you know, because we want to see this movie and this kid, obviously just, you know, kids are working a movie theater. He's like, whatever. He's like, hey, we're trying to see it. He's like, yeah, yeah, theater.

Yeah. We walk in, we always knew we were late. So we walk in and like, okay, oh, man, the movie's going on, you know, Marlon Wayne's is talking to the guy, we're sitting down and we're talking. Six minutes into it, Matt leans over and goes, hey, man, I feel like we missed a lot.

That's hilarious. Okay? And I'm like, yeah, it feels like, we thought it was one of those weird, 40 minutes later, 40 minutes later, and credits. Oh, no.

Wow. And then we're, dude, we're dying laughing because it was like, we missed the whole movie. We saw that. So now I have to watch the first half of this movie.

Probably rewatch the rest. So I can be like this. Oh. What if the movie's better like that? Because I heard it was bad. Wow. You know, where we picked up in the movie, I feel like, okay,

I actually like not knowing how we got there. Interesting. See? There we go. It's like a Pulp Fiction. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I started watching Pulp Fiction the other day just because. It's good.

Yeah, I was like, I got to watch this again. And I was like, oh, shit, this is a really great movie. Yeah. I can't wait to show my kids that kind of shit, bro, when they get older. Like, just like cool movies and shit. I was thinking about teaching Calvin how to drive today. Like, that's going to be something. That's going to be awesome.

You may never drive. Oh. Yeah, well. I don't think Wolf's never going to drive. I feel like by then, right. You know, he'll have a, he'll want a car that has a cool cabin. Right. You know?

Right. Or we just won't have, that just won't be a thing. Right. But don't destroy my happiness today coming on the way, I'm sorry. I'm driving on the way here, but yeah. But yeah, he might be right. Is it me or Brendan changed?

No, he looks way better. What's up, Chin? Oh, he could buy any of here. Chin doesn't want to talk to you. Oh, he can hear you. Cool. Yeah, I'm just watching before the show ends, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you see this?

Do you see it? Yeah, send help. It's great, I heard. I had no expectations. I was, because I subscribed to this whole movie thing and I go a bunch now. Oh, cool. And it was actually pretty good. Who's that, Dylan O'Brien in it?

It's a great concept. Is that Dylan O'Brien? Just the trailer for the whole thing, I wanted to watch it. You know what I mean? Yeah, Dylan O'Brien. You know, the funny thing about Dylan O'Brien, do you know before he was famous? I roasted him on stage at the Laugh Factory It's like this viral clip

And it went viral before he became famous And then everyone was like This is fucking Teen Wolf or whatever the fuck Oh hilarious Or the He's got the same vibe as Ryan Peters Or Pete

Oh yeah Well he's I think he's better looking though But I mean they got the way they present themselves But he was Oh this is the kid that was in Well he's not a kid anymore But he was in what's the one The trilogy

Yeah Yeah Which I like those movies. Yeah. Yeah. I also like the housemaid was good. Team,

a maze runner. That's it. Mays runner. Oh, yeah, Maze Runner. Yeah. Why he hasn't, wow,

the scorched. Oh, that was also Maze Runner. Got it. Yeah. There was three of them. Some of them, like sometimes those kind of movies,

you just. Oh, he's in Team Wolf, yeah. Yeah, he was Team. I got to see, uh, look at this. I want to be like that guy, Dennis,

whatever it is. You're just a character actor. People know your face. You're just in a lot. of stuff. He's like the president. Yeah, yeah. He's a president. This is what I want to end up doing. I just want to be like, this dude's like, there's chief of police. You know what I mean? This whole life he's been like, if I could just kill Morgan Freeman. This is one of these guys though. You know what I mean? That just looks. He's looked like this for 75 years.

His best role was in major league though. Oh yeah. Like the big home ride. I forget his name. Joe Boo. Wait, no, what's Joe? He prayed to Joe Boo, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he has. Okay. They're very, like, spiritual guy. He was like, yeah. And then at the end, he's like, fuck you, Joe Boo, right? Yeah, I remember that. Wow, I remember that. Yeah.

Good movie. You got to rewatch it. Oh, yeah. Major League. Yeah. I loved that fucking movie. That's a good one. Like, one of the movies that just hold up.

You could just watch. But it's like a time period piece. It's like 80s and the early 90s. Like that era of movies were so good. I'm going to rewatch that. Yeah. So good. Sometimes when I watch an old movie I used to love, I look at it and it takes me a little

bit longer to suspend my disbelief just because of how shitty it looks. Yeah, I know. And sometimes you're like, I can't hear them. What was the sound design? Are you kidding? Bucky? It's like, you become a movie maker all of a sudden. You're just kind of like, how did they get away with this? That's one thing you don't realize how good fucking sound is now. It's like they're in your head because you'll turn on a fucking Harrison Moore. You watch Air Force One. He's like, get off this plane. Sure, they're off this plane. This is my friend. I'm the floor.

You're like, is this fucking daffy duck underwater? Like, this is... Dude, when I was doing this, the behemoth movie, and I'm sitting there talking with some of these, you know,

real composer guys that conduct, you know? The guy's telling the story about E.T. And he's just saying, like, that they were working on it. And so when the bike, when they were about to go on the bike, one of the guys runs over to the board

and he pushes the sound all the way up. Wow. You know? He's, he's, We're fighting about this. And he was like, he just did. He moved the guy out of the way and he just put the sound all the way up.

And then the guy tells the story that like Spilbert comes in shortly after and they didn't have time to change anything. And he said, let me see. You know, and then he loved it, you know. And that's why if you ever watched the E.T. And you're wondering why at that moment, the sound just blows you. Oh, really? Yeah.

Those sound type people, the sound people, the music people, they firmly believe that movies are trash without them. Like, that they're the most important thing. You know what I mean? do think it's way more important than people realize. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. If you think of some of the great soundtrack things, I give you an example. Jaws.

You know, like, you don't see a shark for a fucking an hour. You know what I mean? That little thing is probably one of the greatest, you know, music score ever. Just that moment. Yeah, I watched half of it. Just because I start watching these movies and then I'm like, I need, I focus to get, I focus on getting a lot of good sleep. So I stopped watching,

I had to stop watching the exorcist because I had to go to bed, but that score is just iconic, yeah. Oh, you watched it. You should put us. Dude, this guy, Javier Bardem, is, I don't want to say he's underrated because people really think he's great,

but this dude is fucking awesome. Yeah, man. Look at his face. No score in that movie. Oh. That's why I brought it up. Interesting. Yeah, I like when they do that kind of thing.

It's so, like, quiet and like smooth. It's like one of the rare movies that you can have no score. Look at this fucking face. Well, that's just like a quiet place. That's good acting. Yeah, quiet place. Yeah. When you can act good in a picture, bro.

Yeah, yeah. When I saw that picture of him, because they use his picture a lot, I go, what is he looking at this motherfucker. And then you know what's great? He can be looking at anything. No, you know he's looking at time, something like that. Like he's just like. But he can be looking at something horrible, too.

Yeah, he's a horrible, played a horrible guy. I know, but he was so, he's so good, bro. Yeah, he's great. He's, even in F1, he's good in that movie's fucking sucked. You didn't like F1? Come on, bro. You know what? That was like, I was able to watch from the beginning and it just be like, okay, I know what this is.

Exactly. Yeah. No surprises. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No nothing, but not in a good way. Okay. Not in a good way. in a in a you know what it was in a 150 people had their hands in this movie and they all made

this because this is movie yeah this is they were they didn't even go they go hey we're gonna make movie and and and then they go who's in it and they go and all together they go Brad Pitt you know it's like and it's about I think they already had Brad Pitt and they Whatever it was. And then he came into the meeting with that. That guy, he's one of the few, he looks better as he gets older. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. As much as you can. Yeah. Yeah. He was so handsome as a young actor, though. The guys who, like, you say that about, are you usually had some sort of glow up. You know what I'm saying? Like, not that they ever looked bad.

I like to glow up. Not that they ever looked bad. But now it's like, oh. Oh. they really came into their own. They came into what... I'm waiting to do my glow up. Right, there you go.

Jesus Christ. I always said my wife, what about this? I'll say, my wife. Oh, my God. That's a great Halloween costume. Yeah.

Easy one to do. Yeah, you should just do that, yeah. Or you just do your hair differently? Get a little wig. Straight your hair. Yeah, just part it differently. Yeah, just part it. It is good.

I'll never dress up for Halloween like that. Dude, didn't you just walk around with the, like the cow thing that he kills people with? Too much. I have kids. Have you ever seen, you don't know who I am?

Calvin, we got to watch No Country for Oldman. I can't sleep for fucking three years. Yeah, but maybe you guys... It's not a scary movie though. It is when I'm the guy who's fucking killing the cows. Yeah, that's true.

Kelvin can be the guy who works at the store. Yeah. It's the whole thing. Calvin, I am, yeah, with the fucking... God, don't drill my hell. head I think you can do it

all right she didn't respond she left she left the chat she's done with you hilarious what about what about Eden

have you guys chin is almost showing us balls you see this right here Eden Eden? Eden? What's Eden? Oh I didn't see

yet you know what I don't really have a desire to see you guys were talking Sidney and I just yeah oh I never saw this I feel like they didn't advertise

at all No, there's a, you know what? Ron Howard. There is surprisingly a lot of movies like this. Oh, now, that's all there is. It's like, what is this movie? Oh, fucking Mad Damon is in it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, dude.

I'm like, what? It's crazy, bro. You would think of Ron Howard film, you'd be like, God, I got to, you know? Except he's made some. I'm hoping the movie I was in. Isn't like this. But it's like, it could be. It just happened.

Look at some of the people that are in this. Yeah. That chick right there. You're a movie. Amadarmas. Yeah, Anna Darmas. Oh, she is. Yeah.

That chick. I wasn't. things in these like particularly a good actress but I thought she's good in this I think she's a you know what it is it's not that she's not a good actress

she hasn't been in great enough roles to show maybe or is a good role but it's like I think she just gets like typecast as the girl that shows a movie

watch that's not that's not this house made movie she you go okay she's got the

less flashy role obviously than the other Amanda is it is that her Amanda C. I don't know. Whatever.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mixed her up with Chloe Moritz girl. But so Amanda Seafreed, if that's what her name is? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fantastic. And you really realize what, like, you know, Sidney's sweet. Okay. You're serviceable in a movie.

Now, reverse it. You know, she had the flashy role. So if Sidney played the flashy role, she would have more to do in that acting chops. But Amanda Seafrit kills it. I met her once in The Laugh Factory. And she's just, it's just so cool to see somebody do fucking so good at their job, bro.

She got to see me on the stage Laugh Factory. You know, no, I'm kidding. She, she, she, she, she, watched that movie. She just killed it. Stupid. Yeah. Have you seen her sing and play instruments? No.

Amanda Seaford. Oh, no. She's incredible. Only Chin would know that. She can actually play like this ridiculous, like a, I don't know, it's like a harpsichord or something. A lap instrument. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know.

I don't know what it's called. Oh, you know what? I saw her on, uh, she was on like, yeah, the talk show doing that. Yeah. Yeah, she's a awesome dude. Uh, but yeah. So, anyway, but. So watch that movie.

Yeah, I want to check it out. How much was it? Damn it. You can't share it with me? It's $25, though. It's crazy. That's crazy. No, the only time you, do you only, like, I'll be,

sometimes I'm alone and I'm like, it's not worth $25 for just me. You and me had the same thought. I still do it. I almost got to hit you out and be like, should I buy this? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I do that all the time. Sometimes it's just a movie you go, oh, like, it's a movie you thought, you had the thought, maybe I'll go see this in a theater.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you're like, you're just scrolling, and then it comes up on the Apple thing. You're like, oh, yeah, there it is. You go, this is worth nine. Can I get this? I rent it.

You ever need a renting? No. You buy it? Every single time. I just rent for 48 hours. Because I'm not going to... You know you're not going to finish it. I'm not going to finish it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That makes me finish it. And then I have to finish it in two days. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I still haven't finished Exorcist. Oh, God. I bought it fucking three weeks ago. No, I get...

I still have a third life. I have, like I said, I have a weird compulsion, so the... I'm on a John Wick kick. So I just bought them all. Yeah. I bought them. I have them all. If you like the movie,

you know, you know, you like the movie, then you buy it. And then it's, you know, some of my iPad. Ace Ventura,

I bought it. Yeah. I'm on my plane. You know, I'm gonna watch all these. I have, I have to own it. It's also usually like $3 more

unless it's a new movie. Oh, right. It's usually, like, if it's like, buy for $12 or, or rent for nine. Oh, yeah, but I love like when it's like,

you know, I own all admission impossible. Right, right, right, right. So they just suck or central. So they just They're just now selling the last two. Okay. Get the final two bundle.

And I'm like, I got to have it. So when I'm in a mood to watch and I'm like, where's six? So hold on. So you got, so you already have the first six. Yeah,

already got the first six. And then, but that's the thing. You buy the first six bundle. And then the other two come out. Yeah. Does it just add to that bundle or do you now have the six bundle and the two bundle? It's,

I don't like that. It goes in your, dude, I know it. exactly what you mean. It makes me feel like now I need the eight bundle. Streamline! Like, I got to get the eight bundle.

Because I can't upgrade your bundle. That's all you got to say. Add to your bundle. Yeah. You already get this bundle. People love upgrading. No. Dude, that's probably good.

Hey, that's free for you. Apple. Yeah. Upgrade your bundle. You kidding me, bro? They make it, they make these fucking sequels. I've been sitting on having this movie for,

I've been sitting on Tron for fucking years. I could have the whole, I could have the sequel. and add it to a, and make it a bundle? Yeah. Dude, they fucking waited 30 years to make this bullshit. Bundle it. But that's why you like, but, you know, that's what, again, it's just with new movies or if you want to own the movie.

I mean, because a lot of times, because this is what I don't like. Let's say you're in the mood to watch a series. Or it's like a, you know, it's got three sequels. Okay. You pick one sequel, you go, oh, I want to watch part two. Then you find out it's not available. Only one, three, and four are available on Prime. and then like you know

I fucking hate that that's how uh that's when I buy it that's when I buy it because I go fuck you I'm not going to 2B or this other thing I love thinking about you being

mad and then making a decision to buy it yeah because why is three not with one two and four I hate that yeah they do that that's what they do man that's what they do

and they do that and they do that I know like here's the thing you're a company and you're buying you're getting the Twilight series

for whatever You're like, all right, let's get Twilight. And they won't give you two, three, and four? What? I'm outraged. I'm outraged. I hate that movie, but, hey, you know what? You know what, dude?

Don't tell Kristen, but she's been watching Harry Potter a lot lately, and I'm watching this fucking thing. I've seen it all. I know you love it. That's great. I love Harry Potter movies. I'm just like, I'm just not into this. You love it.

Shut up. Dude, I've seen all of the fucking, all of them. You don't like it? It's not that I don't like it. The books are great. We do books. I'm just like, I'm sure the book's great. The books are so much better.

I'm just like, there's no trans people in them. What? I'm just like, what the fuck are they doing, dude? Oh my God. You know what? Don't even get me started with this shit. Sometimes you have to just suspend your disbelief. This motherfucker saying that is crazy.

And then go into the world and just like, okay, it's a magic world and living. I do, bro. No, but if you don't do that when you start, you're going to be the whole time, you're going to be like, what are they doing? You can't, you gotta just, you let it go. You let yourself go. Expeleamus! No.

That's what I say when I have sex with my wife. She would love that. Oh my God. Imagine. Just in the middle of it? No, no, no. At busting. Yeah.

Expeleumous. Oh, okay. Could you imagine? What if we both grew wings and just fucking became like magical beasts after that? I would love that. He would love it. Yeah. There's wings.

Well, I mean, I would love it too if I had wings. Yeah, if you had wings. Probably hard to be in the car, though. But you wouldn't need to. Yeah. You fly real. Why are you in a car? Fuck, yeah.

But the wings aren't sitting like this all the time. No, you fold them up. I get it. But you still sitting on them is probably cumbersome. Oh. But so, look, if I have chap lips all the time, I grew wings. That's all I'm saying. That's the trade-off?

Well, because you know I'm flying a lot. Chris? Wow! Did you grow wings? You're in the house with the wings out. You're like, where's my chapstick? You must have to sleep on your stomach, though. That's rough.

Kristen already will be like, I had to go to the other bed because you're fucking moving around too much. If I had wings, bro, I'd need to, I need a whole new house. I love. I'll just sleep. You know what? I live in a tree. I love putting Wolf to sleep.

And then I go sleep in the, I put him into bed with her. I was like, okay. Two times. It's only happened twice now, but I'm like, I wake up and I'm just like, where the fuck is Kristen? Yeah. And then I go in the other room and I'm like, like hey what are you doing and she was just like she's just like fucking moving around so much

i'm like oh i mean i you ever you ever you sleep by yourself your whole life then you get married and all of a sudden you got to share the same kind of bed look at that look at you bro oh yeah oh yeah look at you with the kind of hat i like that's is that a i like it i like it forehead brim oh my god brennan looks like a serial killer i like kind of looks like and i'm the serial killer yeah uh that's great make that the the type the top the top the top the top of the top the top of the thing for the episode. We did it. That's why we're paying the big bucks.

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Come on out. Tacoma. Come on out. And March 20th, we might be in Austin Live doing the podcast, so come check that out too. Get your tickets at, what would we get the tickets at? Chriselia.com. Probably.

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