The Golden Hour - Let Me Smell Your Nose | The Golden Hour #169 w/Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: January 30, 2026

The boys are back together and talk poop trash, Chris' poop smell mystery, a redcap of UFC 324, Erik's question to Brendan about eye pokes from the event, memories from Brendan of Erik being mean to him when he started stand up comedy, a review of The Smashing Machine movie starring The Rock, Erik's new upcoming movie with Pedro Pascal called Behemoth! and much more! Get this episode AD FREE + 2 PATREON ONLY episodes/month only at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcastHIms - To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://hims.com/goldenDraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code GOLDEN. That's code GOLDEN to turn five bucks into three hundred in bonus bets if your bet winsSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We're friends that laugh. We're friends that shout. Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about. But that won't stop us. Nothing can stop us. Bro. Welcome back. Yeah, welcome back.

I, I needed to trim my nail. I got to trim my nails on the way here, and I didn't have a nail trip. I'm obsessed with nail clippers. What do you mean you're obsessed with them? Well, I have them in every room of the house. Yeah, but why do you have little bullshit ones? Because I have them everywhere. I don't want to have big-ass ones.

The big-ass ones that are more control. Well, I know, but that, well, I use those for my toes. Oh. But, but anyway, I go, oh, man, I needed it. I needed it bad. And then I didn't have it in my car, which I usually have one in my car. So you stopped and got one? No, I didn't.

I was like, maybe I have one over at the Lifeline set. And I had two over at the Lifeline set. Oh, my. My God, that's crazy. So it's up. I started really paying attention to my nails because I realized I scratched Wolf one time. Oh. You know?

Yeah. Just like, and I was like, oh, no. Yeah. Yeah. You're going to cut your nails? Yeah. I am. And it's not disgusting.

It's disgusting. No, it's not. No, no. It's disgusting. I find nails not cutting your nails, not disgusting at all. They put them in your water. Well, yeah. I, okay, bro.

Just because I won't eat it doesn't mean it's not, it's disgusting. If you can't eat it, It's disgusting. No, that's weird. Tires? So what's going on, dude? So, you know, Wolf's about to be two. Yeah.

I think you're going to be out of town because we're having like a little thing. Right. Yeah. And so it's like Rachel's calling it the disco dino party because Wolf likes dinosaurs. He can't say dinosaurs. He says daddy roars.

It's kind of better. Daddy roars? Yeah, and I didn't know what, at first I didn't understand Because he kept saying daddy in it And I was like, oh, he doesn't know how to say dino So he says, Daddy roars. Yeah. Anyways, you know how I don't want to spend money on a two-year-old's birthday party?

Yeah. Well, I mean, that's out the window. Yeah. I'm getting nickel and dined by it. Right, right. So she bought some disco pants off Etsy. Okay. Wow.

And she bought them from overseas. Okay. Oh, okay. So. And there's a tariff. Oh, right. of $60. Oh, wow.

Wow. Check this out. They don't fit. Well, I knew that. And she had to, she sent them back. Right. And they sent her another pair.

And she had to spend another $60. Why? I have no idea. I think she's getting scammed. So now these disco pants are $120 just on, tariffs. And they don't fit. They fit now.

Oh, they fit now. Okay. Got it. But it's like, you know. And so now we got like, you know, boxes keep coming, right? Another box. You have to put this up. It's a big giant disco ball.

Oh, yeah. These little light up tables, you know. But one thing I'll say for her, she's great at, she'll send everything back. After? Yeah. Oh, that's amazing. Yeah. Because I, normally, like a normal person, you just don't do that.

You know what I mean? Yeah. Like you think you're going to do that? Like say you get something, you're like, ah, this doesn't work. I just, you know, even electronics, I'll buy something. I'll be like, oh, this isn't the right thing. And now it's just in my closet. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Same, yeah. Yeah, but she'll wrap up. She's light up tables. Yeah. These little blocks that you can sit on. And so she'll just use them and then return them? Yeah. Like she's renting them.

Yeah. It's hilarious. Yeah, wow. Yeah, women are better at that than I don't, I've never returned something in my life. Really? No. I can't I think I have but it was for a specific mail in mail not never you know if it's something that's like oh I need if you're exchanging you know let's say like okay something doesn't

work and you're yeah but but you go to this but you go to the store though yeah yeah I would not a mail I mean I've had stuff sent back like my wife has done it but like I'm like I don't know I wouldn't even know how to do it you had to get like a label yes man yeah I had to and a monitor back. Oh, no, forget it. That monitor's mine. You know, but... Forever.

I had to because they were for the exchange. But what do you do, though? You go to some of these places like FedEx or whatever. You can just bring the monitor and put it on the tape. Right, right, right. Here's the thing. I could do that. I'll be like, oh, we'll do that for you.

Yeah. I like that. Okay. But Rachel, like I said, like we said on one of those other episodes. We have a UPS center at our place. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's like pretty interesting. I tweaked my neck, but it's okay.

Okay, so you cut your nails. You tweak your neck. Yeah. I tweet my neck, but it's okay. And, you know, sometimes I tweak my neck. And, you know, I had my back day yesterday, and it went real nice. But I tweaked my neck right in the beginning of it, but I still went through it. And it's all good.

Your bad day. Mm-hmm. I went crazy. Dude, I went crazy. I do. I, my pull-ups are crazy. My biceps are so sore, dude. But anyway, we're not talking about that.

We just. That's personal. We just did. is not here yet. We decided to start without him because we don't know where he is. He'll be here soon. And he's always the one harping about being late. Oh, I know. He's Mr. like, guys, my time is important. Yeah. And I've never, I've actually never, I don't know if I've been late since we had that discussion. I know. Yeah. Well, it wasn't really discussion. It was him scolding us. What was him saying like, and when he did that, I go, all right, I won't be late anymore.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I knew it. And I knew he's going to be late. Because the only reason why I was late is because I know that it's like a chill vibe, you know. I'm a chill guy. Chill vibe ruined. Hey. Oh, the place opened up. Folio coffee is now open. Is it good? Delicious. Well, yeah, but I sent the menu.

I know, no, no. Oh, yeah, yeah, I know after this episode. I'm going to go. You think I'm not going to go? You don't want to email them. You don't know you're going to go. You don't want to email them. I told him, I said, my other guy, he emailed you guys.

Yeah. And you were supposed to be open six months ago. And what they say? They were like, they didn't say nothing. The guy was just like, ah. Oh, yeah. Mom's the word, huh? Let me just say it.

I don't like that. you're gonna go in yeah okay so you know what kind of neighborhood yeah yeah yeah you might get shot no no no I'm kidding well maybe well there's the weed place but yeah but the taco place it's that kind of vibe you know in this neighborhood

you know what I mean it's like okay this has a like it should be in Santa Monica vibe right so we're gentrifying it I just hope they last yeah I know you know what I'm saying that's all I don't know because I don't see people driving by like bro oh yeah they go get them call me bro oh damn well flavor is

How? Yeah. Bro, go in and give me a Carmel. I just don't think that this is the neighborhood for that, but we'll see. She said they sold out of their avocado toast today, so they got a lot of stuff like that. But Mexicans like coffee, but only just regular coffee. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's got to have a foot pump on the, uh.

Yeah, exactly. You know what I mean? Yeah, to have. What's the strongest coffee you ever had? I don't know. It doesn't really work anymore. For you? Yeah, I don't really know.

I can only tell when I wake up in the morning and drink it. it on an empty stomach. Otherwise, I do not feel it. I've been drinking this mushroom blend coffee. Uh-huh. Oh, really?

I'm telling you. But what's mushroom about it? It's got a, it's coffee with these different mushroom things. Oh. It's been great. Actually, I feel better.

Really? Yeah. The mushroom stuff supposed to be like the thing. Yeah, I know. But they were big sponsors of podcasts in like 2018. Yeah, they were.

Now they're like, you know, so I just, I don't know. I go to this place called i-erb, because they do all this, like, they claim to do all this research. So let's say you're looking for, like, magnesium, right? Okay. You click the, the, whatever magnesium you're looking at, and then on the bottom, it'll show you the rank that it is for the different things that it does. It'll show you, like, it's number one in this, number seven in this, number 100 in this.

So then if you want, like, you know, that's how you want memory, you go, you would click the number, the number, the memory. It'll show you the number one in memory. Do you believe any of that? I mean, I guess I do if it's science. Bro, I don't know. Yeah, whatever. You know what I mean?

Whatever. But I just think that they do, you know. But it's actually a pretty tasty coffee. It's an instant. So instead of having like my youth, like something like this when I first wake up, I have that. Wait, what is that? Well, I had like a lavender honey. Right, right.

You know what I mean? Oat milk. Strongest coffee I ever had was when I was performing for the troops. I was in, uh, um, I was like, uh, uh, I was like, uh, uh, uh, I was like, I never went to Afghanistan or Iraq, but I went to like Sarajevo or one of those places. And I'm just in the, on the base and they had like three coffees.

Yeah. And it was like, you know, regular, right. You know, go fuck yourself. Yeah, yeah,

and then like, you know, call your family. Yeah. Yeah. And I was like, oh, let me,

and that's how they, it was crazy labels like that. And I was like, let me try this one. And I was like, God damn, dude. I was like, really.

Yeah, yeah, it was really strong. Yeah. You think, think you have a immunity, not immunity, but what's it called? Caffeine. What do they call it? I have a, what are they?

Tolerance. Tolerance. Yeah, your tolerance over for caffeine. If that exists, if you can actually do that, then yeah, absolutely. Oh, you for sure can because like, like, I used to drink like a lot of Red Bulls. That was my thing. I even have it on my rider. I don't get a big rider.

They give me like two things. Yeah. And one of them was Red Bull. Oh, really? And I would get a sugar-free Red Bull. But then I started reading how bad that is, so I don't drink it anymore. But for a while, towards the end, I started. I started, I would drink it and I would get sleepy.

Like it wasn't doing what I was supposed to do. And the only thing that does that for me is coffee. Oh, really? Yeah. That makes you, wakes you up. Yeah, like that I can feel. Yeah. What I do know is when I went to, when I was there for a month in rehab,

I didn't drink any coffee and I got fucking crazy headaches. And then. Well, that was the withdrawal. Yeah. But they had medicine for it. I took the medicine. They'd go away. But then, um.

Caffeine pills? No, no, no. The caffeine was. what they didn't want you to have. But no, it was, you know, like Accedron or whatever the hell. And whatever they gave me made it go away. And then they also introduced me to, shit, what's it called? Micogamy?

They did introduce me to that. But that's hilarious. Tricidone. What's that? So that helps you sleep. It's non-addictive. And, dude, it is, it's really great. So here's the deal, though.

So what's this? Oh, okay. So it wasn't Exedrine. Whatever it was, it had no caffeine in it. But, um, so Nick's trying to fucking expose the, oh, yeah, down with, down with big addiction, huh? Here we go. So, uh, hmm. Chris, big pharma over here.

No, so, uh, no, yeah, we couldn't have caffeine. But, um, so, uh, Trasadone, they introduced me. I was like, all right. Because they were like, you got to go to bed at 10. And I was like, what the fuck are you talking about them? Can I do a set? Yeah. Let me just perform.

Yeah. And they were like, you gotta go bed. You, you, they're like, you can stay up. What did you, what did you? And so, like, instead of doing like the AA thing, you were going to be like, it's good to be here again, everybody. How are you doing? I don't know. I don't know.

Dude, we stay up to three, you know? So I'm like, I'm like, all right, I'll just go to, I'll just go to bed. But because, like, you're like, you can stay up, but you still like to get up at 6 a. So I'm like, all right, right, right. So like, here, try this. And then it wasn't like, it's like a sleep. It's a sleep aid or something. I took.

bro the dreams on trazodone are wicked yeah and so i i didn't take it for like a year or two after that and then i have i have some and i started taking it recently because i couldn't get to sleep bro these dreams man do you remember them right away sometimes yeah is it the kind of dreams where you wake up and just there's a moment you were like was that real or is it like you instantly know like wow that was a wild dream no it was they're they're all of my dreams on Trasadone are very, could have happened. Oh.

Like, but, but not with my personality. Like, got in a vicious argument with my uncle. That would never happen in real life because I'd just be like, yo, it's fine.

You know what I mean? Yeah. Then there was another one where I, I had, uh, sex in Japan for, uh, like,

you know, in a hotel. I don't know why. Yeah. And it was, and I was, And now I was like, oh, I could have done that. Yeah, you know what I mean?

So you have to go, did I do that? Yeah. So, so, but, but here's, and I just looked it up, here's a side effect, right? Side effect of it. Yeah. And this is a serious side effect from it. Okay. Your glands stop producing, they, they thwart the production of saliva.

Oh, no. Oh, bro. You just a dry. Oh, you wake up. you wake up. I've woken up twice now. And I don't remember doing this in rehab, but I woke it up twice now like this.

For real. Oh, oh, one time I woke up and I went like this. This is not a lie. I'm telling you the truth. I didn't know I was doing this, but I woke up and I go, I went, water. I swear to God. I swear to God.

Like you were John Wick in the desert. Yeah, dude. But it is, and I'm like, and it really, it's crazy. You can have a humidifier going in your room. I mean, I don't know if that would. hell. But it helps my sleep so much. So I'm like, I mean, I'll be dry. I don't care. I'll wake up and drink some water. It goes away.

Okay. You know? But dude, it's wild. Yeah. And then I wake up. It's so funny too because last night, I went to bed before Kristen. And then she was doing, she was building a treehouse or something. Who the fuck knows? And I went to sleep and then I woke up in like 2 a.m. And I was in bed with Calvin.

I was like, oh, he was, Calvin ran in here. He was scared or something. And then I was, and then I went back to sleep and I woke up and I was in bed with Calvin. And I was like,

and I was like, oh, where the fuck is my wife? You know? And I looked and she was sleeping in Calvin's bed. Oh, oh, that just happened to me. Dude,

two nights ago I slept in three different beds. Oh, dude. We're having the same life. I was like, Goldilocks, yeah. Dude, last night, I knew I had to get up,

you know? So I was like, you know, I'm just going to go sleep in the other room. Because I got home late. I was like, I was going to sleep in the other room. Oh, that's good.

Okay. But then I forgot it's trash day. Yeah. What up, man. I'm in mid-story. It's trash day. To be late and come in like that is the most disrespectful fucking shit. In the middle of a story.

Go ahead. So it's trash day. Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. It sounds like a riveting story. Carry on here. You didn't? I forgot to take this guy.

Jesus. Remember when you scolded us for being late? Just comes in wearing Tiger Woods is fucking vest. Hey, it's a goddamn eye. storm out here. It's a goddamn ice storm. You just seen the hill I had to go up. Pure ice. Yeah. Yeah, nobody told me about this bullshit.

I forgot to take out the poop trash. Oh, what? Yeah, carry on with your trash story. Okay, the poop trash. So 4 o'clock in the morning, she comes into the guestroom that I'm sleeping in. Hot. She's like, you know, you need to go in there, sleep with him. The poop trash, and I'm hungry. I'm going to Starbucks.

Like, it was like 5 o'clock in the morning. You know what I mean? Oh. You know, and I was like, okay. You know, and I was like, I couldn't even. get back to sleep. I was just, you know, went in the room, he, oh, so Calvin, uh, wolf's laid out, you know what I mean? Oh, man. So, so, so. So I heard her too. She's taking out the trash and, you know, getting in her car and going to, but talk to me about this poop trash because I have that

obviously. Well, we have a thing. Yeah. So, you know, it's Tuesday morning. So we got to like, you know, take it out. She doesn't like to do it. It's, it's, it's the diapers, Eric. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the diapers. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's shitting in the trash. He's calling, he's She's calling the poop trash of toilet. So wait, so, okay, so this is the thing that it's sealed, right? Yeah, yeah. But so. But she could still, like, for some reason.

Still smell it? Yeah, because she's got, she's real sensitive. Rachel's like so dramatic. I'm shocked at how good those things were. I know. Yeah. But she's so dramatic about, like, she could pass the sink and if there's an dish in there with a little dirty.

She's like, she's like a rabbit, yeah. Like the fridge or something's stinky in the fridge. It's like a whole thing. One of those, speaking of this. Want to know something that happened the other day to me? I was driving. I was going to the gym. Right.

Okay. I don't want to talk about it. It's personal. The gym stuff. But like I, I get, no, you, dude,

you're getting stronger on there. I am, right. You're getting stronger. Like, I posted a workout video today. I saw it. I saw it.

Tell Chris Liotto post one. I was like, dude, he's getting strong. Yeah, I saw your, for Chris. Yeah, for me. Yeah. I can't,

every time I, by the way, what a backhanded. No, I accept it. Only a Neanderthal meathead that benches 600 pounds would say that kind of shit. No, Chris, he's getting strong, though. No, he is getting strong. I don't really mean it.

He doesn't really mean it. I do, I promise. No, he posted on his story. You're doing what, 235, Chris, 2.45? This is like, yeah. He's like Batman going to a karate class. He's going, you guys are doing good. Good job, guys.

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No, but, yeah, I mean, I can do, well, I think, I think if you can do 225 as a 45-year-old man, that's pretty wild, I think. Yeah, of course. He can do it 150 times. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But like, this dude's built different. No, I know, I know. You know what I mean? So, so, so, and that's, and that's great. But I, so, but I don't, I mean, dude, I never, I don't, this is why I don't like, like, like, team sports or competitions. I just, I, I, to me, it's like, I want to play well with others. I want to be beat me. You know what I'm saying? Like, I want to, I don't know. I don't care. Like, there's always going to be somebody stronger than you. Maybe not him, but, you know what I mean? So, anyway. Well, he won't allow it, even if there is someone stronger than him. Yeah. Like that big, that big dude that was like just, just big. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like that big. Yeah. Like, yeah. Yeah. Like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

strong man. They going to the gym together and then something in Brendan's head. Yeah. It's like, nah, he ain't strongly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So I went, he asked for that. I didn't give a fucking, he was like, I bet you can't hold this longer than me. I was like, all right, big boy.

That's all it takes, though. That's what I'm saying, though. That's all it takes. You know, you've done everything like. I guess with me,

it's like, if I was that guy and someone was like, I bet I can hold that longer than you. I go like this. Yeah, maybe I don't know. And we will never find out. But, um, no, but this guy, that's why he tore his hamstring trying to race somebody.

Athlete mentality, you know. Facts. Now, wait, wait, by the way, I know you're going to get into a lot of stuff. Okay. I just have a story about the gym, but it's fine. Oh, no, you're going to get you on the way to the gym. But I just want to let Brendan know. Brendan, we can't leave this episode.

I got to talk to you about this fight. Okay. This is the first time I've ever sat down in front of the TV and watched a fight. It was amazing. And I got questions for you. Yes. I got questions. We're going to get into it.

Go back to your bullshit. So I was driving. No, it's not even a gym story. Chris, before you tell your gym? Yeah, yeah. Chris, before you tell your gym story, uh, Tigers nine, Tiger's nine, he bench 75 pounds yesterday. That's pretty crazy.

That's pretty crazy. He's going to be a bouncer at their fucking school dance. You know what I mean? That's pretty crazy. I'm just saying, man. For a nine-year-old. God, that is not. Because we started with, we started with 50 and he, he wrapped it out.

I'm like, oh, shit. All right. I said, we're going to put some weight on. Buddy, he's like, Dad, no, I'm like, I got you. Don't worry. I pretend I was touching it and he was doing it. And I'm like, buddy, you just did that a few times yourself. He's like, yeah, we're cooking.

Let me ask you. So he looked unfair. You see that video of his kid playing football? Yeah. It looked unfair. Yeah. Like he knew, like he was doing that thing you do with kids. You know, you're like, ah, you guys can't get me.

That's hilarious. You know what I mean? He was like, ah, look at you guys. That's hilarious. Damn, dude, that kid is a good. I need my season tickets. So, hold on. So they, so, but does he get sore?

No. As a nine-year-old? I put them through hell in the weight room. Because they're just growing so much. Look at it. Look at this. Yeah. Oh, this is funny.

Look at you guys. That's so funny. Yeah. Well, because I just, I know kids are growing so much that, that I don't know if they even get sore. It's just like, especially like, I know. Like, I had them do a. a crazy leg workout and then I was like buddy next day you're gonna be tore up he woke up was like what I'm like you're not sore at all he's like no I'm like oh wow yeah he's ready to go all right

so so gym you're at the gym yeah well no this isn't a gym story it's like on the way to the gym story so I'm on the way to the gym because you you reminded me because of the poop uh-huh I'm on my way there and this has never happened to me before I immediately was inundated and in my nostrils with shit smelling. Okay? And and and

now hear me out it wasn't me and I was alone. So what? It was me I would Is that me? You know what I mean? Yeah but it really wasn't

Did you step in something Chris? Did you step in something? That's what I thought. I checked my feet. I checked my floorboards. I didn't understand. So, so what do you think happened?

Because I told that to Kristen and she was like, Oh, I know what it is. This isn't a cold case. It's in a cold case. You're eating your girl out from the back and your big ass nose went into an asshole. You know what? And we solved it.

What is this? Your mom's house? The fucking Columbo over here. He's like, just one more thing, Chris. Just one more thing. Just one more thing. Just one more thing. Did you eat ass?

Let me smell your nose. Let me smell your nose. One more thing. So what was it? I don't know. That's the story? I told it to, no, this is,

I'm positive question. And the whole thing is, Kristen was like, oh yeah, that happens. Like sometimes the stuff from outside gets in and I was like, no, it was not that.

No. It was a, it was shit. And it went away. And then I was like, do I have a brain tumor? Yeah, that could be it. No, no, no.

You know what? It could have been like some dog shit that you drove over. and then it did get into the you know what I mean you would have to put brown on his nose oh my God your nose

yeah I know Brendan Colombo I would watch this show I would watch this show legit dude I don't I it was a mystery and it really

it really was what it could have been man it could have just ran over some shit it got into the really event really yeah and then it went away eventually all right all right all right it's like when you smell

skunk you know what i'm yeah but that's a little different because the skunk sprays everywhere and you and it's out there shit is a thing it's a shit is funky no i know it's funky i'm just yeah okay maybe you're right yeah okay okay brandon i saw your video about the fight fascinating fight you know that's a great fight to make somebody a fan all right but here's my i have i have a few questions for you after watching a video first question they stopped the fight because they that first eye poke, which I didn't know was a thing. I mean, you're punching each other. Why you stop a fight for an eye poke?

Okay. All right. Okay. But to me, the second eye poke, you know, that to me lost a fight for him because he got pummeled on that eye poke, you know. It was, but what I'm saying is this, two things. One, do you think he eyepoked him on purpose? No.

Okay. Oof. You know, not that. That's not even the one. I'm talking about the one on the left. It is an issue. It's an issue, right? So eye pokes are an issue.

Oh, for sure. It's an issue. Yeah. Because the heavyweight champ, Tom Ashtonov, fought Cyril Gahn. He poked him in the eye. Man, this motherfucker's had two eye surgeries. He might never fight again. Okay.

So the issue with the sport is, is so that was a warning, right? Like they stopped the fight. Hey, don't do that again. He does it again. You go, hey, man, we've told you twice. Don't do that again. So if I'm a fighter, it's like, hold up. you're not taking any points

I'm shooting fucking poking them in the eye if it happens it happens my way to solve all this my way to solve all this is I don't give a fuck if it's an accident intentional intentional we're taking them point away

no matter what that's definitely how I guarantee you this would stop that's not how it is well can I say something here yeah all right this is so this is so interesting that he's saying that so okay so the ref only the ref can stop to fight on an eye poke

is that right Yeah. Okay. So my question, sometimes, sometimes they allow it when they don't see it. They're not supposed to. Like,

you can't call a timeout for yourself. All right. But sometimes they do. Okay, well, this is my question then. Okay, so again, I feel like he lost the fight

because of that pummeling he took in that round right after the eye poke. Now, my question is, then they stopped the fight. Now, I think the next round, he came back.

I thought he won the next round. But there was a moment in the next round. in the next round, the third round. I thought there was a moment in the round that were, what's the other guy? Gachie. Gachie.

Justin Gachie stopped the fight because he said he got kicked into nuts. Yep. I mean, he would have to have a hard on to get kicked into nuts. So. Is it a LeBron forgetting cow? Yeah. Oh. But you're able to stop.

He stopped it. He's not supposed to be able to. And it's kind of on the other fighter. Like if normally they'll be like, like, oh yeah, I did hit him and they'll kind of back off. If Patty wants to and the ref doesn't stop it, he could just keep going after. Oh, so that's so interesting. Correct.

And he can finish him and then there's not an issue. Because my question, go ahead, go ahead. Go ahead. No, no, I was going to say to your question. Yeah, because your question with the eye poke is the reason why Justin Gathech you won. No, no, no, no, I'm not saying that. I'm saying he won that round because of that. You're saying it.

Gotcha. I think he was so down on the scorecard at that point and so beautiful. up from what happened after that eye poke. I don't think he was going to be able to recover from that. No, I want you to answer, but let me just throw something in so you can answer this at the same time.

This fucking guy just keeps talking. I want him to answer to the question. I can't let him answer to the phone. This is on top of that. Then I would let him go. I knew you was going to do this. Okay. So I learned something now.

You can't stop it for a nut kick or punch either, but he did. And what my question was then, why can't you do that for an eye poke as well, but I guess you can't do that either. Yeah, it's the same type of thing. Like sometimes the other guy will be like, yeah, I got him and they'll stop.

Right. But they don't have to unless the refs step in. Protect yourself at all times. Sometimes the rest doesn't see it, is my question. Do you really, I think he was losing at that moment. You think he really got kicked in the nuts? Sometimes guys would take advantage of it where if it is close to the groin to get rest,

because you get five minutes no matter what, but to get a break, you're like, yep, because if he did anywhere in the area, like, no, I got kicked and they can't prove it. it really so you take your five minutes get rest and then go back to business but based off you know a lot of people like oh patty would have won if it wasn't for the the eye pokes and all this shit their level and skill is so uh just the distance between those two and skill it wouldn't really fucking matter yeah breton it shouldn't be poking them in the eyes but it's not good i was i was just

i was watching your your breakdown thing he's really really good at breaking down these fights him. Well, I mean, when you have to, this guy, he's been in the trenches. I mean, I think that when you're watching something like that too, I imagine that you, there's a part of you that's like, if I was in that situation and the kind of things that have happened from your experience. Yes, except for. You know what though?

There's also a thing where you're, go ahead. This guy won't shut out. No, I don't, I don't care about the fights at all, but I care about him talking about it. Yeah. So that, that, it's beyond just, yeah, I don't know. something's really interesting the way he does it. That's why I couldn't wait to come talk to him. Yeah, go ahead.

Yeah, I love it. But you know what it is? Like I got kicked in the nuts when I fought Gabriel Gonzaga. It was literally at the time the biggest fight my career. He was ranked like number 11 or 10 in the world. I was beating the brakes off of him. And he kicked me in the nuts. But and it hurt.

But in my head, I was like, oh, man, I was almost embarrassed if I'd said anything. So I was just like, oh, I don't want to get. Right. If you get stopped for the eye poker in the nuts, the crowd booze you. And I was like, oh, fuck, I don't eat this. I don't want to deal with the pressure from the crowd Okay well I still Listen I'm not saying

I'm not saying Patty would have won the fight Yeah but I think the fight would have been different Because because in that moment right there Because the next round This is my two part question Before you fucking get on me Thank you You know I got up

So I think that because he pummeled him Like that was crazy that he even got up from that I had to give him credit for that Because who got up Patty The dude The itchy guy He did this move he was standing up and Patty was on the ground.

He took a pause and then he slammed down on him. And I was like, oh my God, I thought that was it. And then he gets up. Okay, in the next round, Patty was going blow for blowing. I think he was coming back. I think that that nut kick was like, that guy was like, whoa, this kid is about to really get into it. It definitely didn't help.

It definitely didn't help things. You know what I'm saying? It didn't fucking help. Now. But if you're a fighter, if you're a fighter, like think about this. And I'm not saying there, there are some guys that do this. Cyril Gaon in particular, John Jones back in the day. But if you know it's such an advantage if you can poke a guy in the eye or kick him in the nuts,

it literally changes the trajectory of the fight. If you know that and you know they're not taking a point away, why wouldn't you do it? Yeah. If it's by any, by all means necessary and we know you're not really can get disciplined, I would probably tell my fighters, hey, bud, go and open that hand up. Why don't they do that? Well, maybe they do is what he's saying. No, no, no, no, I'm saying, why don't they, what I'm saying is why don't they,

Why don't they make that a point? Yeah. Like, why? What's the reason? I don't. It's a huge, it's a huge subject in the sport. It should be.

Is it because it gives them them extra five minutes, five minutes extra of fucking air time? Well, I mean, like I say, man, I was watching that fight and I really thought Patty was done after the pummel. He looks like a guy. No, but when he came out in that next round and he was like, he was getting some hits and he was hurting him. Yeah.

And then that kick came. And then, okay, but here's my other question for you. This is a technical question. And you and Nick can know this part. I'm the announcers. You can hear them saying that Patty's corner is like, take him down, you know? And then I'm asking you this because I saw your analysis and you were like, why is that guy trying to punch with this guy who's like a brawler? You know, and then like it became like almost like a boxing match after that.

Now, is it because Patty couldn't take him down? Correct. He can't. He couldn't take it. But I think that he couldn't take him back too because he was hurt also. I mean, he was hurt, man. So, yeah, so B, so A, he was hurt. B, Patty isn't a wrestler.

His background's not wrestling. So he gets takedowns in transitions when guys are trying to take him down or if he does get taking down, he'll reverse him. So he can't really engage with taking people down, especially at Justin Gage's level. So I think he thought maybe Justin would entertain that in the clinch or maybe Justin would go for a throw. But Justin's like, no, bitch,

We're going to stand the whole time. I'm not going to give you even close to opportunity to take me down. I'm just going to fuck you up. And so it took Patty's ability to weigh. But I've noticed that that was what I thought was Patty's strength is trying to counter the other person's strength. And I thought that when I saw him trying to brawl with this guy, even at my novice, super novice level, I was like, oh, he's not going to win this fight. That dude was clearly a brawler. And it's like, now credit to him.

for staying upright through all that. You know what I mean? Like the brawling part. But I just felt like... See, people say that, Eric, this is what bothers me. I say the same shit, too. You know it didn't go well for a fighter when they go, man, is he tough?

I know it's like you look good for your age. He got beat up. Oh, really? He got beat up bad. Oh, right, right, right, right. He got beat up bad. Yeah, I totally agree. But again, I think they should fight again.

As a fighter, there's nothing worse. As a fighter, there's nothing worse. As a fighter, there's nothing worse when he goes, man, are you tough? You're like, oh, oh, that just means I got. I got fucked up. Oh, that's interesting. But I'll tell you this, Chris, on those takes, this is the worst part about the gig. I love, it's my favorite thing you do is those takes.

The worst part about it is I adore Patty Pymion. I know, I know. For years, I'm talking for years. I've been on the rooftop saying how special he is. When you're in a room with that dude, he, I've only been around two people that have it. Or three, Conne McGregor, Patty, and Chris Delia. Right? Right.

So, so. Brian Cameron has turned to his grave. yeah well Brian has what's up but when when no I'm like in so when Conner's yeah when Conner's in the room it's there's he just has it he just fucking has it factor patty pimlet has it in fucking yeah yeah I believe that he's he has so much character I fucking adore right right right right and I saw that fight I went oh fuck yeah this it does it does it does it's yeah I get it yeah and if he's fighting someone like that I mean that wasn't a good imagine him at all. I mean, even I know who Justin Gage is. Eric, here's the other thing. Eric,

here's the other thing. Justin Gage is on the, on the grand scheme of things, there's two guys above him that will start Justin Gagey. Right. Not even close. So you look at Patty's career, you're like, and it's heartbreaking. It's like, fuck, man, he's never going to be a champ. It's never going to happen. Wait, but hold on now. Hold on now. I mean, isn't it, it doesn't styles make fights? I don't think Patty's. Yeah. And the other, and. St. And the other two styles are... And Eric, the other two styles ahead of them, the other two styles, the champ and the, and Armand, who's ranked number two, are worst matchups for him.

Okay, let me ask you that question then. What's funny about Patty's how his body can fluctuate like that because you know how normally after fights, he, you know, he looks like me after a fight. You know what I'm saying? Like two weeks later, he's like... He gets big. But he was like ripped in this. But I didn't think that they looked like they were in the same weight class.

To me, it looked like... Patty's huge for the weight class. Patty's huge for the weight class. But that guy looked, he just looked bigger, that guy, the other guy, you know. The other guy looked bigger than him. Oh, he thought Gates you looked bigger than Justin. Do you thought you thought Justin looked bigger than Patty? Yes.

He looks so hungry right there. Yeah, I thought he looked. I didn't think it didn't, like I said, this is my novice. That's not real. Yeah, no, that's my, that's my novice thing. But like, look at that second one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The second one.

The second one's fucking hilarious. So stupid. But he looked bigger than him. And then there was a moment in the fourth round where I could tell that Patty was trying to do a thing. It was like some kind of like move, you know, where it was like, oh, normally if somebody was, say, smaller or his size or whatever, he would have got him in a thing with his foot and he would have taken him down.

And it just looked like the dude was like, get off me. You know what I mean? I was like, oh, that's not a good, I just felt after watching, I was like, it wasn't a good matchup. But like you say, this thing about him is that like, it didn't, here's what it didn't do this fight. It didn't turn me off the sport or make me not a fan of him, you know, because of what you're saying about him. You know what I'm saying? It just to me look like, it just to me look like, oh, this isn't a fair fight. Well, you give somebody a shot.

No, no, no, but I'm saying it's the reason why you have heavyweight, middleweight, weight. Well, of course. You know, and it just, I don't know if those two guys are in the same way class, in my opinion. They've always said Justin's pretty small. Yeah. Didn't cut a lot. Really? Right?

He just looked. I don't know what it was. Maybe it's his presence. Hey, Nick, Nick. Hey, Nick, show Eric and Chris the dude, uh, cutting weight and falling on his face. Oh, yeah. Oh, I saw that weight. I, yeah, play it.

I kind of saw it. Hey, this is the funniest comment before you guys watch it. Bisping, right? Some dude says, yeah, Bisbing, but some dude said, damn, that dude fell like when Andy walks in the room and the toys fall asleep. You know what I'm talking about where, where Woody falls down? Yeah. When real people come around.

It's so good. Yeah, yeah. Woody just falls to the ground. Yeah. That was, it was just... This is crazy timing, by the way. Yeah, I know. I never have any sympathy for these guys.

Oh. He's got one job. Show off on weight in shape. He didn't make it? I know he did. He made it. Watch is. It's not hard, is it?

Boom. It's not hard, is it? Boom. He's fainted. How hard is it? Oh, my God. You couldn't say, Yeah, just like Andy's toys.

You couldn't say faggit any better than that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is. He said, he went, oh, he fainted. He, you heard the word stupid bitch after he said that. Dude, he's so hungry.

Yeah, he's so hungry. You know what? He didn't, honestly, that fault could have been bad. I know. And he kind of, oh, dude, can I say something? He had stitches in his lip. I tell you this, man.

But he could have. fell off the fucking thing. You know, people have heart attacks and they don't die from the heart attack the fall. They die from the fall. Well, they're saying that, they're saying that, oh well, that was part of the thing that people said Bob Saggett. Yeah, that's right. Oh, I forgot about that.

Yeah, same thing. He's already falling before he says it's not hard. I know, I know, I know. Oh, they couldn't have planned that better. You know what I mean? This is a great time to say I'm going to be streaming UFC 325 on Saturday. Hell yeah. On my Combat Buddy YouTube channel with Possible. my good new friend Lavian Bell,

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All right. Question for Nick and Brendan about Patty. Are you saying, Brendan, definitively, there's nothing he can do to improve skill-wise to compete in that division? Never. Not at the top, none of the top three. There's just not enough hours in the day. He wasn't born with power, so he doesn't have power.

His striking is not at a high level. What makes him special is if he gets in those grappling exchanges where there's the guys at a high level aren't even getting engaged in that. So then you're forced Patty to, he has a blue belt striking. So you're forced to do blue belt striking against elite guys. He's kind of fucked. Damn. Damn. I know.

That's the sport. That's the sport. Hell yeah, that's the sport. I don't even think he's top 10. Oh, Patty? Yeah. Hard take. Skill-wise, yeah.

To a next point, though. skill-wise, you would look at that and go, yeah? Top 10 is... Well, wait, hold on that. Oh, wait. For his weight class. Yeah? Oh, for his weight.

Got it. For his weight class. Did you think he cut too much weight for this fight or... I don't know. No. Yeah, he's been doing it forever. It's okay. All right.

These are the guys ahead of him, huh? He definitely loses to Ilya. Yeah. To Nick's point, to Nick's point, who's he beat in that top 10? I don't know. I don't know any of these guys. Maybe Mortano, but I... It'd be close.

Wow, you guys know all these guys? That's hilarious. What about Dan Hooker? I like his chances better against Dan Hooker than anybody on that. Where's the heavyweight? Probably. Probably. Gamrot could barely wrestle Hooker. Is that third one of heavyweight?

What's the third one? No, that's 185. Okay. So that'd be where I would be. Yeah. Wow. You'd have to cut to 170. You're 190. Yeah.

I'm 195 pretty much. Yeah, you got to be well. or 170 you're too tall though yeah that's the thing yeah that is the where's the 302 people at what wait you'd have to cut the 265 here 165 now you get into where I would I would be in the top 10 right now you get into where I would I would be in the top 10 right now 170 I'm fucking chavenko I'd be so so real thin though dude I

we'd be so hungry all the time man that's crazy these fighters do that yeah seems crazy it does seem crazy because i when you're young you could do that you're just like you know that's why you there's very few like like top ranked fighters over what age brand it 35 40 what's what's the what's the what's the age where it's like 34 30 34 is when the grim reaper taps you on the shoulder and goes it's time to get out oh wow now the heavier weights they last a little longer their power sticks with them because they're not cutting so much weight But the lighter weight classes, after 34, you're kind of fucked. Really?

Oh, wow. Well, you definitely can't do that thing Patty does where it's like, well, I'm going to get fat. Right. No, the yo-yo dieting, you can't do that. You can't do that. Well, that was great. Good questions, though, Eric.

I'm glad you watched it. Yeah, yeah. It was like, you know, I remember we used to talk about a long time ago. I was like, oh, Patty's in it? All right. Let's go. You thought he was going to win. That's right.

Because I asked you. Yeah. And you thought he was going to win. I love Patty. So were you, like, what moment did you know that you were shocked? that you were like, oh, no. What was your own no moment in the fight? I was rooting for Patty.

I was rooting for Patty. I was rooting for Patty. I was never shocked because I, Justin's so good. Okay, that's not the right word. But what moment in the fight did you realize, oh, he can't beat him? 30 seconds in. Oh, wow. That's pretty wild. You know, it's funny too because like you can, this is like, I guess I just related to

the thing I know about. But like, when you see someone get on stage, you can tell how long they've been doing stint. Yeah. You can just tell. Yep. Right away. And I know.

That's why I made fun of Brandon the first time I saw him do stand. I remember that? What? I knew he just started. Oh. Yeah, Eric was super mean to me. Well, how was that super mean? Oh my God.

This guy. Eric bullied me, bro. Yeah, I believe it. And then he went crying to Rogan. That's Eric's dojo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I sure did. Yeah.

Well, it would be like if I'm coming into, you know, I get into octagon like, all right, here we go, y'all. He would be like, what is this? fat motherfucker do it. No, I'd been real friendly. I would have encouraged you and took you under my wing. You know what, and you are right. This is one of the nicest strong guys. I can't imagine him ever starting a fight.

No, no, no, no, never, yeah. You know what I mean? No way. He'll finish it. No. Do you have a gun before we start? That's this go-to-ass. I'm waiting.

I'm waiting. Someone... I know, but I know what you mean. You see somebody get on stage. You just go, oh. Yeah, or you can tell you, you be like, oh, they're four years. or oh, they're nine years. Or even for me, I can see somebody like work.

Like they start doing a bit and I'm just like, oh, that's not ready. Right. Well, yeah. Right. What do you? Do you ever do that with your? Sometimes I do that with myself.

Oh, yeah. I'll watch a video. I don't even know until I see a video of it. And I'm like, oh, this is fucking not ready at all. That's, that's me looking at your Instagram. I'm always like. Well, because I'm putting up the shit that I just riff on. I know.

No, but sometimes it's like, what? You know, that's a, now I love now that it doesn't matter. Yeah. Yeah, I guess so. You know what I mean? Even if you have something that you like, you go, I can make this a bit.

I don't know if I love that or not. And then six months later, it's like, you know, I don't think people care. Like I had, for instance, I had a, somebody sneezed,

they kept sneezes in the front row. I was like, all right, I got to talk about it. And then I started talking about how my mom would sneeze when I was a kid. And it was a, it was funnyish. But,

and I was like, maybe I could turn that into a bit, but like, I'm never going to do that bit. So I'm just going to post it on Instagram. Yeah, But okay, but the way I look at it is it's not about your mom sneezing so much is about your style is about how your mom sneezing made you feel. Right. Yes. And that is, yeah, I don't even see this. And I know that that's what you do. Right. So what I'm saying is like, and did it. And when you posted it does it go does it do well, Chris? I don't know. I didn't post yet. I'm posting it tomorrow. We'll see.

Oh, speaking of, numbing these. Speaking of posting things How about that one clip It went bonkers Yeah We know what's up dude I thought that was Try this

Did some Fox News outlet Yeah maybe Yeah Oh yeah somebody did yeah He tried to He tried to stop it And I go you know what Eric dude We're getting through this

We're getting through this We need bonkers views And we did And that's okay And that's good but it's fine. I'm here to, look,

I'm here to really drill these bits into the ground. Don't, don't work. Look at this. Iron Maga, comedian Christelia rants

that in real life Marvel Hills would all vote GOP. This stupid shit. This is like, you know what this feels like? What? The disauthor,

whoever wrote this was like, he, like he was asleep and he woke up like, oh, oh my God, that, that article was due. What am I going to?

What am I going to? Oh, that's right. No, no, not the hour. Not even. You must be a fan of the show. Not even.

This guy woke up and thought, oh shit, an article is due. Yeah, yeah. That's what I'm saying. And then the first thing he clicked on, it was this. That's what I'm saying.

It's so funny. Yeah. But it was like, I get it. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, dude, shout out to these independent real journalists, dude.

I know. That helped this nation. Yeah. You got to see. What's this, Nick? It's a middle school basketball fight. I'm sure you'll be in a couple tussles like these pretty soon.

Oh, the parents were fighting Turn it down Yeah, yeah James, James, this Go get, go get Justin Go get Justin There's so much going on I don't, yeah, this is

But there's a start on the left Start on the left There's a part Maybe right here Where am I looking? It'll be over here Okay Over where Nick

To the right of the screen Oh, wow was it going to left Something shit was going on So it didn't happen yet? This is a lot of fat dudes being held back. Here it comes. Watch this fat guy. Everyone's out of shape.

This little fat guy. Okay. Oh, he's a bowling ball. Oh, he's a bowling ball. This ball game is over. They just tased Ryan. They just tased Ryan. They just tased Ryan.

That's wise. Is that security? Yeah. Well, you know it's bad when you need security and there's no one there. Oh, yeah. He just says it so like it happens all the time. Yeah, yeah. Here we go. You don't think when that kid got in the car, when the dad and kid got in the car,

he went, Dad. That is really funny. You know? Mike just Taze Ryan. That must happen a lot there. Day's Taze Ryan. We'll be back tomorrow. That's just a lot.

First of all, let me tell you. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Let me tell you how unathletic this city is, wherever this is. It looks like it's in the South. Why? Because even the kids are fat. That's the bad part.

Yeah, but if you're a kid and you're fat, you could, you know, maybe you still grow up and get strong. But these fucking dudes. But also, it's never good when you watch a basketball game and they're all white. Oh, right. Yeah. It's not good. I don't know. You've seen.

Unless you're playing in Ukraine. Yeah. It's probably not a good thing in America. So, have you guys seen that kid who wraps and it's all like, you know, you know, gay, you're gay. And I was just like, damn. The kid? The kid. Yeah.

You know. And it's like, you know, it's like, it's just his parents. He'd say everything's gay? No, no, no, no. He's rapping against it. He's right wing. Right. But he's a kid.

How do you feel about that? Like, my thing is like, even if you person, to me it's like religion. Yeah. I guess you do influence, if you're Catholic, you're like, you're taking your kid to Catholic school and you're like, are you going to be Catholic? Yeah. You know, it's like, okay. You're, you're imposing that on.

Yeah. But don't you, I don't know. He's, he's. He's too young for that to be not imposed on him. I mean, like, you, you know, I don't, I tell my son's, well, Calvin's five, so, or you're going to be six, but Billy's two. So it doesn't matter with him yet. But like, I don't tell, like, force opinions on him, you know? And I think that if, obviously there's what I believe in stuff.

And I call, you know, a little bit, but I'm not like. That's why it's kind of tricky because it's like, if it's like, if. You're a belief system. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But if that's where you're, if your whole person, you could tell this kid's parents' whole personality is right wing. Yeah. That's the thing.

But I feel like at that age, that's going to turn into like, you know, 10 years from now, that kid might be like, oh, why, oh, yeah, yeah, why did I do that? Or like, you know, he was going to bring his boyfriend home. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. I should, yeah. I don't know. But I think it's like a double ed sword though because it's like you want to have beliefs

and morals and the things that you believe in, you want your kids to. to feel that way, but I don't know if you want this. Well, you try to make your, I mean, look, I try to give my kids options, you know, like even if I believe a certain way. I don't know if this was an option. He's 11 years old. No, I, well, no, I know. That's what I'm saying.

It's, it's too, it's like, you know, what, whether you believe this stuff or not, it's just like this boy saying this stuff. Can I, I, I want to hear it? Yeah. I mean, you know what it is. Yeah. I'm not familiar with his work. I feel like I'm going to like it.

Yeah. His debut. I feel like this is a banger. His debut album. His debut album. I post a truth to the youth. They need to get rid of me, do better. It's 2023.

That's not him. That's not even the one. That's not the one. Yeah. I know which one you're talking about. They're out like Joshua tree or something. Yeah. And he's a kid and he's doing it.

But you can see the dad in the back. I mean, the dad's like, that's right. Anyways, anyways, again, it's no judgment on whatever your belief system is. No, yeah, totally. This is more about, I'm just saying about because the kid's like 12 and you're like, well, yeah, it's like, okay, so when did he start thinking like this? Right. It'd be one thing if he wasn't when he was 12.

There'll be one thing if like he was like, he comes in and he's like, dad, can I, can I play this rap I made for you? Right. Then you're like, wow, okay. And then that's a. Hell yeah, base. Yes, kid, my boy is based. But it's like I wonder, I just, it just doesn't feel like that, but you never know. Yeah, well, you just, yeah, I don't know.

I mean, look, dude, no fucking 11-year-old should be wrapping to the camera, right? Let's just go further. A little bow-wow, nobody, right? I just, I don't know, because I'm a new parent. You know, you guys have got some years on me. I just kind of like, you just kind of go, what do you do? Yeah, but to the other end of that, if your son, let's say he starts hanging with some kid, and he's like, hey, dad, can you ask mom if she can buy me a dress and paint my nails?

Because he said this is what we should be doing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got to be like, hey, buddy, that's not what we're doing. We're firing up the drum machine. The what? The drum machine. You can't have a dress, but look what I got you. I got you a dope-ass beat.

Yeah. Some of the DJ comes up from the ground. Yeah. I know, but see, that's different. No, I agree with you, Brendan, but... Yeah, yeah. But that's a different thing because you're handling that at home. I even do that stuff.

Like, Billy's two. and he has they like these characters and Billy they're not there are cartoons you can't tell which ones are boys and girls

but technically the one he likes is a girl and he knows that and I'm like we gotta get him a guy one too but but he takes the girl one because what happens is Kristen will print them out and they love like holding it like the print

she has nice paper you know how she makes everything and Billy takes the girl to bed and puts her under the covers and sleeps with her. So I'm like, oh, all right, maybe that's okay. Maybe he's a player. Maybe he's just a player. But he's Wenda, he wants his Wenda.

Wenda. I don't know. Dude, how about we were watching? What were we watching? We were watching some scary movie and they're going to prom. Like, they're teenagers and the kid in the movie asked their girl to prom. And Tiger and Boss is like, dad, what's prom? I'm like, oh, it's lit.

When you're in high school, it's this big dance. get with your buddies, you take a limo and like, oh, you went with a girl? I'm like, yeah, and boss, he goes, was she hot? Nice. I was like, dude, you know what it was? The John Hamme. There it is. A single tier. Yeah, he couldn't have been proud. He had the Denzel Washington glory tear came down his cheek. Yeah. You know she was hot. Um, okay, you know this man. Yeah. Well, yeah. I mean, I've talked to Calvin. He has a crush, but like, on a, on a girl in school. So it's like, yeah, I mean, that's what he says, but you never know. Like, you're like, do you know what a crush says though?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But, uh. Wolf knows what a fart is. Yeah. Oh, yeah, well, you're, you're his dad. Yeah, because he goes so, daddy poop. Yeah. Look, look, look, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's

that's, that's, that's good, dude. Oh, it's so good. So, um, no, but, uh, I saw the, I wanted to bring this up when you guys were bullshit about fighting for so long. Wow. Um, I saw Smashing Machine. Did you see that?

What is that? The one with the Rock where he plays... Oh, no, no. With the Mark Kerr. It's the Mark Kerr story. No, I saw the real documentary Smasher Machine. I have no desire to see it. I heard it's good, though.

So, hold on. Is there, there's an actual documentary? Yeah, called The Smashing Machine. Oh, really? I want to watch that. I want to watch that. Yeah, that's what you want to watch. So let me tell you about Smashing Machine.

It's very bad. the rock is great in it which is like really cool to see he was really good he was really good he was really good he's been acting a while wow he really looks like the guy yeah it's crazy

they put prosthetics yeah obviously yeah Nick yeah we know how movies are made thanks for clearing out of they use cameras and they do the lighting you know he's miced you know he's miced so

oh speaking of doing great movies. I finally got my deadline article so I can talk about it now. Bohemoth. Daddy's in a movie with Pedro Pascal. Directed by Tony Gilroy, creator of Andor,

writer of all the born identity movies. Yeah. Yeah, baby. And when he told me his behemoth, I was like, oh, it's a monster movie. But there is a monster movie called a... I know.

I thought you were going to play the behemoth. Ah, I did you just say, wow. Wow. Really, really good. Yeah? It was, you know... Set you up. from the beginning.

Yeah. Well, you're not... Eric, what's your character in this? You're not the rock of jokes. You know what? We're not supposed to talk about all the details, but I have a nice... But I'm Captain America.

I have a nice, meaty role. Oh, nice, dude. You know what I mean? It's a good role. Would you say your role is behemoth? Behemothly, meaty? Yeah.

That's cool, man. It's great. And Tony Giroir is just like fabulous. And Pedro Pascal. He's awesome. He's got to be right. I mean, look, look. He's awesome.

He's awesome. He's awesome. He's awesome. about gays. All that stuff is annoying, right? That's that showboaten, but he's got to be a nice guy. There's no way you fucking meet that guy

and he's like, hey, what's up? Fucking piece of shit. Like, there's no way. Actually, you'd be surprised.

I think you and him would get along. Yeah, I'm sure we would. Like, I just one story, the, the DP, his name's...

Double penetration? His name's Damion. Yeah. That's what everybody's calling them. D. Director of photography, Chris. Yeah, the director of photography.

Oh, no. See, the good thing we have Nick. Yeah. For all the movie is. inside. Not Dr. Pepper. I'm standing there with him, you know, and I go,

I love all the great names, Pedro and Damien. He goes like this. It's Damien. Okay. And just the way he said it, it was like, I was like, ah, this dude's funny. I like that. You know what I mean? He's just a funny dude, man.

I do like that. I do like that. I have a really funny extra story, but I guess I won't tell that now. Oh, no. We got a whole other episode. Okay. Oh, okay. Did you have more on Smashing Machine?

Yeah, yeah. Go back to that. I will, is it it, dude? No, I was hoping you guys saw it. No, no, no, I actually had no desire to see it. I'll tell you this, though. Eric, you might be into it. That, um, was it the, the Night of the Seven Kingdoms, the Game of Thrones spin off?

You know what? People keep talking about it and they, I don't know. I haven't heard good things. All right. It's getting better. Yeah, it's a little slow. The first episode, so slow I fell asleep, but the second one gets better. Dude.

He's in it? No. Oh, no, that's a different. That's the movie. No, no, that's a, I don't know what the fuck that is. But, uh, they should. show the guy's dick in, they show the guy's dick in episode two. I'm in.

Buddy. Oh, Nick, see if it's on fucking the internet. It's the biggest, oh, for sure. It's the biggest fucking night tale you've ever seen. This dude is taking a piss and it's a fucking, I got to see what's up. It's worth a watch. I got to see this. Baby got fronts.

Oh, the old guy? Oh, so he's been growing up for years. Yes. It's a huge fucking growing up for years. He had been growing it for years. So why did they, why did they have his dick in the, in the shot, though? That's just the thing they do.

It's like they want to go, you know. Come on. They do silly. You know what? That's what's a little, they do a little weird stuff in this. That's me in the middle of the night. Looking,

look at where the fuck is, what bed is Kristen in? That's not, the same chest. HBO? No. Yeah. It's on HBO.

But they, in the first episode, like opening scene, they show them like taking a shit with diarrhea. How big? It's a little weird. Dude. What,

what I, I think I ain't doing that. No, we are beyond the point. You got to show Cox in shows, period. I don't care if you're this or if you're fucking, you know what I mean? You got to show Cox by the third or fourth episode. And I don't just mean cable. I mean like with fucking, you know, Big Bang Theory.

If that was on now, he would have to show fucking nerdy Cox. Well, no, it says too young. But like, you know, the fucking. Not young Sheldon. Oh, yeah, yeah, Sheldon. You said Big Bang Theory. Theory. I thought you were saying, young Sheldon.

No. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. I just think you got to show cox and shows now. You got to get it going. It's bullshit when you don't. I mean, madman, let's go. Like, whatever the fucking show is now, what's the show now?

What's the hot show now? Yeah, you got to show Cox. They're aliens. It doesn't even matter. Are they? I don't know. I still have two episodes left. Don't ruin it.

But that show goes nowhere. That show is such a crock of shit. Oh, here we go. Oh, here we go. I was just about to say. Oh, this dick is so worth the weight. This is a fucking hairless. That is the gay.

thing I've ever heard anyone say, including gay people. This dick is so worth the wait. This is how you open up the show? Oh, yeah. Look at this fucking knight's tail. Hell yeah. Boom. Oh, that's not real.

Wow. Well, not only that, that's not a prosthetic. That's digitally enhanced. Yeah. Why did they make his dick so big? Big balls, too. Why did they make his dick so big? I don't know.

Because for this. He's obviously the hero. Yeah. I need a hero. Well, you're going to, we're going to, we're blurring this out right now. now, right, aren't we? Yeah, oh yeah. Isn't that great?

Look at that thing, though. He's just pissing. Just pissing. Hell yeah. Now look at that. Considerably less dick in this next picture. Montreal, Milwaukee, Calgary, Auckland, New Zealand. Oh, yeah, you're going to New Zealand.

You're going to Australia. It's going to be great. And you know what guys? You know, we're somebody reached out. We might have a golden hour live. I'll be in Austin and we're going to try and work that out. We're going to try to work it out to get gold. What are you mean?

Give me the details. Who reached out? Well, the guy that had helped book his show. He reached out to you. He reached out to, what's his face? Gary Cannon. Oh, yeah. And then Gary Cannon texted me,

hey, the guy that books Chris. He heard you guys. Oh, cool. So we know you're listening to this. We want to do it. And how about this? If you are interested, if you're in the Austin area,

you know, send Nick messages, send messages to the Golden Hour podcast. And the Vulcan. And the Vulcan. And the Vulcan, that this is something you want and we'll come out there. We get to hang out with our buddy again. We haven't seen Brendan live in person.

Yeah, true. And then also, if you have any questions about how movies are made, just hit nickup as well. Rips. I added it to my Instagram algorithm, filmography, so I get a lot of stuff. That's great. Okay, there we go. So he knows, so he's very knowledgeable. Thanks for watching.

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