The Golden Hour - Let’s Get Ready to Rumble (At Starbucks) | The Golden Hour #93 w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: August 16, 2024

The guys talk Erik's Cameo uptick, Nick possibly starting his own Cameo, Brendan's Starbucks altercation and constantly changing the color of his truck, the last time the guys have all gotten into altercations, Chris getting cut off by Ja Rule, the Donald Trump and Elon Musk interview, the Border movie, Nick hooking up with Mary Carey, an adult film star name game and much more! Get two extra episodes every month at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcast DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app NOW and use code GOLDEN Arena Club - Right now, you can get 10% off your first purchase by going to https://arenaclub.com/goldenhour Go to https://botanictonics.com/ and use the code GOLDEN at checkout for $40 off a 12-pack case

We're friends that laugh, we're friends that shout Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about But that won't stop us Nothing can stop us As I show you, use the love, just rebrand it enough It's stronger, better, bigger power, because it is the Golden Hour. It's the Golden Hour. I invested in Magic Blind.

Did you? Yeah. Nice. He's a... Really great. It's gonna take off. Yeah, I think so. Oh yeah. It's been on Rogan and it's been... Really great. It's gonna take off. Yeah, I think so.

Oh yeah. It's been on Rogan and it's been on Kardashians. I feel like that's 90% of the population. That's 100% of the population. 100%. You ready, Nicholas? If we could only get on Eric Griffin Gaming and then that's the rest of everyone. Get on his cameo.

Yeah. Oh yeah. By the way. It's ballin'. It's a little bit higher now. Yeah, dawg. You're making some bank. Yeah, baby. Was it not higher or something?

What are we talking about? You're saying this like we were talking about it, weren't we? Yeah. Remember, I'm saying my amount is a little higher. Because it's making like $14. Oh. You're talking about the Twitch? The total amount.

On Twitch? No, on cameo. Oh. Oh This is a good time of year for me, you know What you know why I get a lot of cameos of people wanted me to do their fantasy football. That's funny You know fancy football. Yeah, but they'll get me to do like I got one of those do the order for their draft sick Yeah, what's the Joe's barbecue? Oh, yes city. Yeah, this is great. Were you in there? Yeah. Look here This is for fantasy football league. I didn't do it yet. Please let me know it's from me and yada yada.

Yeah, that's funny. I got that. Hell yeah. 125. But you want to price yourself out though. Exactly. Otherwise you're going to be doing them all day. Yeah. Do you think that was from the same guy as Eric and he just went to you first?

I don't know. I'll do it too. What's your minimum? I don't know. Chris, this is like 7,000. No, I made it lower. You have some good reviews on there, dude. Available 24-hour delivery so you can get it within a day. $225. Yours is $200? Yeah. You're ruining the show's seat. I'm raising mine. Then I'm raising mine, bro. Oh, we can't be the same price. You can't be the same. No, no. You know what we should do is we should just make one that is all. That's fine except for then it would have to be because we got to split the money then.

So? So we got to make it eight grand. It's got to be eight grand, dude. I feel like this guy is high. With inflation. I don't know. We're like an NFL team and this is like their quarterback. You know what I mean?

He's got to take all the money. On the blood stuff? Yeah. Dude, that's good. How many ratings you got? 106, that's good. That's good. All right.

Fuck off. Oh, it's good. Dude, 4.98 rating. I mean, 0.02, just not for you. Well, that's like when you're here to o- Oh, what's up, Kyle? I don't want to hear it in the interviews. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's real personal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's real personal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's up, baby? You out, Rouse? I love Rouse. Uber rating, like, when you don't get a few, everyone should be five. And when you're not, you're kind of like,

well, who did that and why? Yeah, but also you could tell that Eric really gives it his all by the stills. Yeah, because that's what they want. Oh, I know, yeah. Like, this is, people call it, cause they love workaholics. And it's always just like, I just did one outside right now. They're like, it's's what they want. Oh, I know, yeah. Look, this is, people call it, because they love workaholics. And it's always, it's like,

I just did one outside right now. They're like, it's my sister's birthday. She loves workaholics. Can you do, you know, boo boo? You know, that's what people like. Put 125 bucks before the day's even started, dude. Nick, should you do one, you know? That's a carton of milk.

Why don't you like do a Nick's cameo? I'd fucking love that. Yeah, dude, people would get them from you. People would be like, Nick, like they can do doesn't work Sing Iggy make it make it three grand. Yeah Shout out feel free. I feel incredible That's the personal endorsement Nick here at Golden Hour You know, it's not? Nick's cameo now.

So you gotta go get it. Because he's gotta buy more feel free. It finally happened guys. What'd you do? You came out? I am going to play Toronto proper in November. I'm going to play Toronto. Everybody has been, I've been playing all the cities around Toronto and now I'm playing Toronto

You're running through the six? I'm finally running through the six and It's all new material. So it's on sale now go to chrisley.com and Bismarck. Why am I going to Bismarck North Dakota? I've never been there, but I'm gonna be there and in the winter Yeah, and I'll be in Oxnard 23rd to 25th go see Eric and then go see me the next week, right? Yeah Family babysitter and I'm also both weekends. I'm also a Texas boy. You know, I'm a Texas boy Yeah, I am cuz I'm gonna be doing what is it? McAllen You know I'm a Texas boy? You're not a Texas boy. I am, because I'm going to be doing, what is it, Macallan?

And then what's the other one? You go to weird places. Where is it? This was the year of the weird places. Beaumont, Texas. This is the year of the weird places. Oh, and Dallas. I'll be in Dallas.

Yeah, I'll be in Dallas tomorrow night. You've got to give the main places a break, and then you come back. Yeah, exactly. Dallas tomorrow night, and Wichita the next night. But that's not Texas, obviously. But, um. Bro.

Chrisit.com. But. By the way, I know you didn't see it. Donald Trump with Elon. No, Border is, it's outrageous. It's outrageous. Is Kamala also not in that one either?

No, she's not in the movie Border. That's a Swedish movie. And it would be so weird if she was in that. Anything with Border, she's not in the movie border. That's a Swedish movie And it's so weird if she was anything with that would be weird Here we go It's bonkers right that movie's bonkers so many people hit me up and they were like wow this movie's crazy Yeah, people hitting me. Yeah, yeah, it's crazy Yeah, yeah One of those weird who saw it somebody texted that he saw it Casey watchers, right?

It's pretty gross it is gross It's gross. Uh-huh. So it was crew was Chris right on his recommendation like he's worth a lot I'm fantastic. Did you wish you? No, no, no, no, no, no. It's one of those like, it's a beautiful piece. It's one of those movies that you get like a leaf on the screen, you know, like a leafy circle. I always call it. Yeah. It's like when it's like, you know, Sundance pick or like, you know, it's one of those. It is, right. It is. Yeah. It was, it's definitely. What a gorgeous piece. You wouldn't like it. You wouldn't like it. Now, anytime Casey's like, Chris. I got a movie for you

It's basically saying Chris have a really shitty movie. Wait. Do you have a movie for me now? Yeah, you put in the text What is it? Yeah, to tan I Saw half of that. I was out with the car. Yeah, I'm like, alright, it's weird. I wasn't into it But I'm saying it's just what that that is a good recommendation for me. Thank you Yeah, it's weird for for the sake of being. Yes that's what it felt like with that one. She hooks up with the car right? Yeah that's what that one felt like to me. You had to see the end the car baby. Yeah I know but I don't want to.

The car baby? Yeah. The car baby. Transformers. Kyle would love it. Now man. Now I'm back in. Transformers. Real Transformers? Yeah it's just weird. But you know why you would like it get to because she's a serial killer Oh, okay. Yeah, what kind of car is it? She having sex with it's a lightning Hey, by the way, why did you this is like what if the truck always looked different? Cuz I can't see fuck with it. I spent all weekend. He flips it a lot. I pulled the okay So you pulled the wrap off so you have your truck and it was orange or something. It was orange, then it was all black.

Oh, so it wasn't painted? It was, you have, oh wow, that makes sense. But now it's gray and carbon fiber. That's the original color. That's like a fake tattoo. So hold on. Why are you, why do you keep doing this? Am I getting bored?

Wow. Wow. Am I getting bored? You know how you watch really bad movies? Yeah, yeah. I fuck with my car fair enough So wait are you gonna sell your driveway? I don't know you just do it in your driveway Yeah, my driveway to tiger helped me out. We have blisters all over hands cuz my boy

I was like I gotta get rid of this fucking rap. He's like just leaving the Sun It's like a big sticker So we left it out there was a hundred degrees in the valley and it was so hot Pulling it off took all day my hand I got I got blisters all over my hands so this tiger I felt like a bad dad okay so and but what's the car you're you're doing some sort of giveaway yeah right no so much work is it I like doing less work. I like doing less work. Oh dude, I almost got in a fight this morning. Straight up, close to I've ever been in a fight.

Physical fight. Not just an argument and an emotional fight. Straight up, I got out of the car and threatened the guy. Okay, well. Well that's a beginning. Why didn't you start the podcast with that? I don't know. Okay, so go ahead.

Because we were talking about movies and stuff. I didn't want to just jump in. All right, so let's go to a commercial break first by the way this might be perfect yeah this has never happened get out getting out of the car all right so what happened yeah you guys have wife and kids you would get out the car so okay I always work out early enough so my wife posted I didn't what she posts she put you were my superhero today and always I hope you talk about it on the pod of course but just so your kid just know your kids and I were so proud how sexy came to my

rescue at Starbucks day I'll forgive I'll forgive you leaving your shoes on the floor okay all right so this was just now she's still got a dig in I like that still got the she posted. I like that. Still got the dig in. At least she posted a picture promoting the giveaway. That's cool. drivefastallgaz.com Okay. So I always work out like that. I work out at six a.m. to get back in time

to get the kids ready for school. You go back in time? Yeah dude. To get back in time. Oh my God, finally someone figured it out. So I leave at six right? So God so stupid can I get through this? These are elliptical time machines

Marty! He's tearing down notes! On the elliptical! That's so stupid. George Washington! And dinosaurs, just in a made up time. Woof woof woof! Big ass triceratops on John Adams. John Adams.

They're around the same time. So I always leave the house early to get back to get the kids ready for school, summer camp, whatever. It's 7 a.m I'm headed back and I call her and she's like, oh we left already. I'm like what the fuck you leave so early She's like Tiger has to get there early for summer camp. Something has to do. She's like we're in line at Starbucks Okay, I'm like what's Starbucks? She's like the one off to soda right up here. So I'm like, alright Well, I don't want the kids to start today without seeing me. I'll stop by the Starbucks

Love it. Very cute, dude as we're on the phone as we're on the phone. I heard coo-coo get the crowd get the hell out the car, bitch I'm gonna fuck you and the kids up. I'm like, whoa She's like babe this guy's getting out his car get out his car. He's banging on thing I'm like what I go lock the doors roll up the windows Leave them there. Make sure you can't get out I'm one minute away. Make sure his ass does not leave this I can't I'm yelling hitting the car right so I go what kind of car is he and she's like he's in a construction truck like a white truck I'm like big dude she's like looks pretty big has a beard I'm like cool say

less I'm pulling up I'm taking a left-hand turn I see that can that construction truck trying to get out of the way I fucking cut through all the lanes middle of traffic, I cut him off. I'm in my F100, the Velocity F100. Cut him off. This dude fucked up though, cause your boy just got done with buys and chests.

And also you worked out you're loose. I'm in a wife beater, your boy gets the veins coming out. The funny part too is she goes, she goes, quit hitting my car, I'm gonna call my husband. He goes, get your little ass husband up here, See what the fuck's up. She's like, okay She's like, okay Well, that's what you gotta do to you got cauliflower yours yours and somebody talks shit you just go like this. What? The bat signal is just a cauliflower you go.

What the fuck? There was a cauliflower with cheese on it. It just looks like a tortellini in the sky. Everyone's like is Batman hungry? Yeah. So then what happens? I love this kind of moment. Dude so I cut him off. He just fucked up because all the stars aligned. I was right up the street. Otherwise, I would never get there in time. So I was headed that direction.

So I cut him off and he's like, no man, he's in the car. I go, no man. I go, no, no, no. And I'm calm in this situation. So I go to open the door. I go, get the fuck. What door?

His door? His door. I go to open it. I go, get the fuck out the car. And it's this thing? That's him. And he goes, he goes, nope. And I go, get the fuck out the car.

He goes, nope. I go, roll down the window. He rolls down the window. And I just very calmly, I go, do the window He rose on window, and I just very calmly go do you have a gun? He was why I go do you have a gun he goes no I go very cool the fuck out the car He was nah man. I know I heard you threat you I thought keep the same energy threaten my wife and kid man I'm the husband bring bring his bitch ass up here. Well here. I am get the fuck out the car He goes nah, I go dude. I'm telling you get the fuck out the car He goes man. I'm just having a rough morning. I go dude I can't emphasize enough your mornings about to get a lot fucking worse get out the car He's like nope not get out of the car. I'm like, could you gather crazy?

I'm not gonna fight in the middle of the road. I go all good, dude You just turn around you see that dumpster behind the Starbucks. I'll fight you behind there I'm telling you know what? I won't touch you just drive your fucking car there and I'm gonna fuck you up right by that dumpster and he's like nah the thing is and I'm telling you no, I won't touch you just drive your fucking car there and I'm gonna fuck you up right by that dumpster and he's like nah the thing is and I'm like My kid and wife is my kid and wife are they're just like I can see the watching and I'm just super calm I'm like no, you just will do it here. We'll do it there But either way you can't talk to people like this, man. Like you think you're tough? Talking shit to an innocent female and two kids?

I said, you said you were gonna fuck the kids up. He's like, I never said that. And I go, Tiger, I said, he's a dude. Tiger, did he threaten you? He goes, yep. I go, there you go, dude. Get the fuck out the car. He goes, no, man.

I go, dude, I'm telling you, just go over there. I'm gonna figure this out. He's like, the thing just fucking almost gets in a fucking wreck and just takes off I hear my kids like yeah and I turn around I said to you and bossy what was the lesson today they're like don't hit mom's car I'm like sure that's fine also fuck around Uh-huh. Fuck around and find out. Fuck around and find out. Yeah. Waaaaaah! Hahaha. He's too big, he gets stuck.

Gah gah. Oh, it's slow. No, it's slow. It's all... Waaaaaah! Waaaaaah! Well, that's like Austin Powers. With Fat Bastard. They were doing the... What'd he do?

The wire work. Remember Fat Bastard bastards and he gets stuck yeah he's like they show the six little Asian guys trying to hold them up but this guy miss is that this is the internet in a nutshell like there's no repercussions for reactions and I told Tiger I'm like that's a bully dude I said notice how his tune changed when I confronted him because he can beat you and your mom up But he can't beat me for now. So look out. Yeah for now. Give Ty another year. Give him another year I said but that see how his energy changed when I showed up and Joanna goes fuckin Joe and I called her after it It took way too fast. That's so ridiculous. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I said, no. I was like, cool, get out the car. Well, it's better to be calm.

Yeah, yeah. Well, also like ask like the situation. Yeah. Yeah, it's like, I guess to equate it to something that I know about, like it's like when people are like, how do you deal with hecklers? It's like, it's the same. You've been there.

You know, yeah, you've been there. Exactly, exactly. Yeah. I mean, you're not gonna get your fucking head caved in, but you know. I wasn't gonna cave his head in. No, I know. Tiger asked, what would you do?

I'm like, I wouldn't throw a a punch I would just wait for him and then I would get out the way and choke him unconscious right and I put him back in the truck and film as he comes to him from there you go there you go there you go you know you fucked up right I would be so funny to the guy the guy just the guy just like, what? What? What? I missed the beginning, why was he doing it? Yeah, that's what I was gonna ask too.

What happened? Yeah. He was in that big fucking construction, like city truck, and he couldn't fit through the drive-through. So he was reversing, and Joanna just gave her like a, a beep, like, oh, I'll get out the way. And then the car behind her, cause she was backing up, held on the horn.

I guess he thought maybe it was hers, but he was pissed. And then she was like, oh, I'm gonna get out the way so he can back up. And that's when he got out and started hitting the car. She was like, whoa, dude. But what if you saw footage and it was really this. It was really Joanna going like this. Eee, eee, eee, eee.

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No, there was a time when I was like, okay, this is getting weird. And Joey, I was like, yeah, talk that shit now. Yeah. I'm like, calm down. I mean, yeah, but I get that. I mean, to be a woman and have to deal with that must be It must be bananas, bro. And You know, I don't fault her for being like that afterwards

I mean, I know you don't you don't want to escalate the situation in any way But like god that would feel that must feel so good for her dude I'll choose I have never been so turned on. There you go. That's what it took that fat construction guy That's a basic fact. Cause that's a basic. No, I'm just saying like that. Of course I can whoop his ass. So that's a, you don't know that from the get go. Yeah. It's not a, oh dude, I'm talking under 45 seconds. No, I know. I know. Tiger's like, Jesus. Oh, hang tight. You got a gun. That's funny. He almost had like, he had,

like he had the ghost bbuster siren on his car. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That lightning forward thing. Dun dun dun dun. Dun dun. Um. Well good.

That'd be sick. Who you gonna call Brendan? Well that's a good. All the stars aligned. That's funny. That guy just fucked up. He's like, man I'm just having a bad morning. I'm like, I get that.

It's about to get a lot worse, dude. Yeah. Wow. Weird. Well at least you didn't. I'm just having bad morning. I could get that it's about to get a lot worse, dude. Yeah Wow We're well, this should come down for that. So you didn't have to fight, you know, yeah I want I mean ultimately I'm at that point. I think you wanted to I promise you I wanted to well If you wanted to fight it would have been it would have been I'm worried. I'm worried I can't no, I can't no, no, I can't cuz I told him that to him like dude you get out of the car You can get fucked up What yeah?

I'm giving warnings because if he's filming or it's because he has he's in a city truck I've gave him several warnings don't get out of the truck get a truck your day's gonna be a lot worse Don't make me do this So if it's in you know if it's on trial or it's in the court of law then like he didn't warn his ass several times Yeah, that's what goes through my head. I know, but I don't know if that, I don't actually think that's gonna help you in court. It will, well no, except for the fact that they could.

Like if you're Bruce Lee, and you had the skills to kill someone. That's not true. But I'm saying you can't be like, These are like lethal weapons. Get out of the car. Like don't get out of the car, I'll fuck you. Like you're in jail.

No, I gave him a warning. I said get out of the car, he goes no. Except for he could, they could argue that, well when he got out of the car they don't get out of the car I'll fuck you like you know I gave him a warning I said get out of the car he goes no except for he could they could argue that well when he got out of the car he took it as a like a life threatening that's why some if you get out of the car I'm assuming you want to engage in a physical what I'm saying is if you really wanted to fight I mean there's ways to get him out of the car I mean you could have been like you know trust me he wasn't get out of the car what I'm saying yeah well that must have been disappointing then.

Yes. So you walked up and you were hoping that he was a tough guy. Yep. Trying to, cause then you were like yes. I was just hoping it wasn't Francis and Gunnar. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like baby is he black?

She's like nope, I'm like I'll be right there. Well I mean imagine like you're Superman. Like say Superman's real and there's not a lot of real stuff going on and you rarely get to use your Superman power you just the only time you're doing it is like you're for toast in the morning you're like huh I need somebody to look at is there a villain around yeah it's go time yeah like fuck yeah I'm down for this you were like okay the what you were in he was driving over like okay my arm bar on first, then I'm gonna.

No, I didn't have time. Literally, it was like, what? Then I see him. I'm like, oh, hell no. And he's like, no, no, no, I'm like, yes, yes, yes. I wish I saw that, dude. I wish I saw it live. There has to be footage.

Some story, yeah. There has to be some footage. Oh, your wife didn't record it, huh? No. That's surprising. Yeah, it is surprising. It'd been a bummer if she did, though. Yeah, I know, yeah. She. Oh, your wife didn't record it, huh? No. Well, that's surprising. Yeah, it is surprising. It'd been a bummer if she did, though. Yeah, I know, yeah.

She's like, what's up? Here we are. Yeah, get out the car, bitch. What's up? I was like, oh, come on. You got kids there? Wow. Tiger, look.

No, the funny thing is she's not even recording you. She's recording herself. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're not being rescued by my husband right now, everybody. No, it'd be funny if she gave the phone to Tiger and he's doing a playback play. OK, now my dad. OK, he's dragging my other car.

The guy's dead. OK. How old was the guy? 30s, right? Oh, wow. Full beard, everything. He was like, no, man, I'm not trying. I said, no, you are, man.

You want to scare kids? That's fucking fucked up, dude. That's crazy. Well, whatever. You know, everyone's going through a battle that you don't know about, right? You know what this guy needs? No, I know, I know. This guy needs to feel free.

But again, there's no, even if he would have gotten out of the car, there's no, I wouldn't have like broke his jaw. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He'd never know. Well, you don't know, yeah. You were heated. You heard that on the phone and you were like ready to go I mean, it's like now I'm telling you but it's like that like I don't know how many fights you've been in in your life Or like, you know, but it's like there's something about your you know There's a level of confidence you have driving over to a situation like that because you're like ready to go

You know what I mean? Like you're asking this guy if he has a gun I mean, I would like my question would be like are you a trained UFC fighter? Have you studied any MMA? You know, how much can you bench press? Start asking a bunch of questions. My wife was like, how do you know he's telling the truth? You don't have a gun. I'm like cuz the way he answered. Yeah. What? No, what if he said yes, what would you have done? Okay. Have a good day. I Know my wife wants to what would you have done? Okay, have a good day. I don't want that. My wife wants to apologize to you.

What? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You would have been like, my wife wants to apologize. I'm like, honey, get over here. Get over here. I came here because I think we should deport her from America. That's just so funny.

That reminds me of Martin Lawrence talking shit. You know, he had this bit about like about what if Mike Tyson punched your girl? And he'd just like, first you'd be like, Mike, what'd she do? She be doing that sometimes. Dude, she crazy, right guys? It just be crazy. That's what I'm saying though, dude.

You just like, you know. My whole thing is just, if anybody I loved was in a fight, I would just be like, all right, let's go lose with them. Yeah, that's what you have to do, it sucks. Yeah, yeah. I remember being in high school. I mean, you might win, but. I remember being in high school

with this little guy on the basketball team. He was a point guard, he was small and everybody. He's the one talking shit to everybody. Come on, bro. You know, the other team, we'll bug you, you're like, aw man. Now, it's like, I don't wanna fight. Now we have to like, act like we're gonna fight these people.

Yeah. It's a sucky situation. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. But I know what you're saying though, you hear some things going on. I was down, yeah. I can't think of the last time I've been in a situation like that.

I tell you though, when it comes to kids and wife though. Yeah, that's a different Yeah, if it's you gives a fuck really, you know what I mean? It's like, all right. No, yeah Even I hit this Russian dude. He was like in a G wagons is a year ago at least He like cut me off and we start talking shit And then I was like do I'm telling you I do this and he was like down from my god fucking Russian dudes dead He was like down like oh fuck. I'm not doing over this This is stupid. No, it would take a lot, but wife and kids. Let's do go. Yeah, let's do it Well, I mean that your instinct to ask the guy if he had a gun

Should be just your overall instincts like, you know, right, right, right I mean like a guy like I always think never know I always say like you you step on a guy's foot by accident and the person goes crazy that person's not a threat Yeah, it's the person you step on their foot, and they just calmly like look at you step on the foot and you hear A knife in you yeah, it was a certain level of like so you see a Russian guy You don't know this guy's on his way to kill a family that didn't pay his boss, you know, you never know what? One time I was cut off by somebody and I honked and the dude turned around and goes like this and it was Ja Rule.

How funny is that? That happened to me in Burbank. It'd have been better if Ja Rule got out of the car and whipped your ass and he's this big. Yeah. You just turn on that great diss track by Busta Rhymes. You just follow him playing it loud. For six minutes. Just, ah!

It's murder! Yeah, I know. That's what I thought. Ja Rule looks like a turtle without his shell. Ja Rule looks like a turtle without his shell. It was just funny though. He's just an ugly little dude. Yeah, the point is, dude, I'm like,

oh shit, that's Ja Rule. Dude, sometimes people, okay, I remember I was in a parking lot and I'm backing up. And I didn't see this guy, like construction guy, whatever, he was, they just think, pedestrians think you can just walk. It doesn't even matter, this is a two ton vehicle, but it's like, okay, I'm just gonna walk, whatever.

So I almost hit the guy, you know? He was livid, you know, he was like, ah, you know, he was gonna go crazy. I just looked at the guy and I just, I smiled at him, I said, calm down, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't see it, bro, calm down. But the way I did it, I could visibly see him be like,

oh, all right, right, right, right. He snapped out of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he snapped out of it quick, because I'm just like, oh my God. You did that good, yeah, he's got a good face for that. Yeah, yeah. I got to calm people down god. Yeah, he's got a good face for that Yeah, yeah, I got that. I got the calm people down. Yeah, friendly. Yeah, you know I got I I But if I step on someone's foot or something, I'm I think I'm overly apologetic. Oh my god. I'm so sorry

I didn't see you there like, you know, people just go like oh, sorry and that kind of Yeah, depends on my shoes. I don't really step on people's shoes. Yeah, they step on mine go. Oh shoes I don't really step on people's shoes yeah they step on mine go oh let's get ready to rumble especially the one with the stupid gold oh let's get ready to rumble combat song starts playing with all tibes waiting for somebody to step on your shoes just my wife just hits the mortal combat song but I'm but I'm but I'm but I'm but I'm but I'm I'm sure she didn't roll down the window and go finish him. Yeah. I'm like, why? No, he's being cool.

So, okay. All right, wow. That's wild that happened. Wild. Huh. Wild. I'm gonna have that happen to me soon. I got a vibe.

What'd you say? Oh, sorry, no, that was fine. I said, are you Chris D'Alia? I'm a fan. All right. Then you go, do you have a gun? Guys let's take a little break because this weekend there's something big going down. I'm not talking about the fight companion I'm doing Austin with Mr. Joseph Rogan. I'm talking about UFC 305 105 Wow, dude, you're just in Australia. You know how it goes, dude They love their fisticuffs ID and their boy is fighting You got a South African New Zealand New Zealand gentleman fighting. Yeah, you got DDP Izzy fighting watch

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See eligibility terms and responsible gaming resources, dkng.co slash MMA. Oh! I got a vibe for you. Do you see that Chilean plane that fell out of the sky? I'll tell you this. Yeah, I did. No, you're fucking Skyler Stone sent me that

the day before I leave to go to Memphis. I'm like, no thanks. I know, dude. Bro, people always send you this shit. Oh, I know. But dude, the way it falls out of the sky. It's like, no, bro. No, no, dude.

No, but the thing is like. It just loses all. It just goes like this. Yeah, boom. You're like, what the fuck? But. The plane went, psych, I'm not a plane. Check it out.

There were seven or eight cancer doctors on that flight. I know. Was there? Yeah. Just the way it fell out of the sky was just like. Sustained. Almost like it stopped at a stop sign and then it just out of the sky was just like... Sustained. Almost like it stopped at a stop sign and then it just fell into the sky. I saw the hitting.

I just don't get it. Yo. That's a different one. Is that real? Is it? This is different? Yeah, that's not it. When was that?

That was like a Burbank. Yeah, that's not it. No, it's like, maybe they've taken all the footage out of it already. That's Route 5 South. That's not it. Oh, that's a fighter plane. No, it was a... I was like that's not that's a fighter plane no it was a firefighter it was a Chilean like passenger plane man that I don't like looking at that shit man that's fucking you know

what you know on planes they don't if there's a plane crash in the movie scene. They take it out. Oh Yeah, yeah, uh-huh. Yeah, well actually no I've been on planes where I've seen those oh No, dude, I have I mean I don't yeah normally they take watch flight. There was one I heard that too. No no there was it's that stupid Brad Pitt zombie movie where there's no Sense I like that movie stresses me out. There's no zombie kills in it. Anyways, I watch There's a plane crash in scene and he's on the plane The zombies are attacking take it out and then they take it out then this next scene I was watching they had the show. I was on the plane and they were showing that's it. I was on the plane

They were showing passenger 57 and the movie was 15 minutes long. Dude this plane just freaking That looks like one of those styrofoam ones. Yeah, yeah but now they're saying there was like eight cancer doctors on there. Yeah, my joke was good, it got buried because of the thing about the thing. I enjoyed it. I'd love to hear it. They can't all be... No, it was... Should we replay it the same? I started talking about it and Nick, like a fucking piece of shit, brought up the things He's feeling shadow. So I was like, oh I'm talking about already in the moment. I

Said you know, you know, I said Eric I didn't even hear it You see because you know, I fucking piece of shit when he did that but I passenger 57 But Nick was like Eric you gotta look at this. Don't listen to Chris. I don't know if you heard that I would have actually subtle Yeah, I said I saw passenger 57 I said it's on now 57 on the plane once and it was 15 minutes long Because they cut out a lot of things.

You know what I mean? They cut out a lot of things. They would have got a chocolate. No, it's great. I think I did you a favor. I like it. Nick. Whoo! We cut you off, we get you roasting you.

We got to get Nick more feel free. Did you see Trump and Elon over a billion views? I didn't see that and then he offered Kamala the same thing He's like I'd love to have Kamala and she's like, ooh, I don't talk longer five minutes though So what is what you turned it down talked? Over a billion interview over a billion views. This is one of the highlights. Mainstream media just fucking shit in their pants. Again, I said to Vladimir Putin, I said, don't do it. You can't do it, Vladimir.

You do it. It's gonna be a bad day. You cannot do it. And I told him things. It's from the spaces, that's why it sounds weird. And he said, no way. And I said, way. Wait. That's real? Why does it sound... because it was on Twitter

spaces it's better okay okay I said way he said no way Vladimir you do it it's gonna be a bad day you cannot do it and I told him things that what I do and he said no way and I said way oh wow. Oh, wow. That's hilarious. He literally didn't even have to do this interview. He could have just had an impressionist go do it. That's what he's saying. So what is this? It's on Twitter, or on X, whatever?

Yeah. Like the talk thing, where you can just have a room, or whatever. And then at first, it crashed. And Elon said it was a DDoS attack. Yeah, I saw that. I don't know what it means. And he's like he stress tested it with eight million live listeners.

And then I think they peaked at like around a million listeners live. It's at a billion now. Well, no, but that's not your life, you're saying. But I'm just saying, I'm saying now. I thought they would. They were. It was like it was such a large number of people trying to get in at a certain time. I mean, I can understand that messing with the server. I mean, that's like, you know, yeah for sure

You know, I mean they but they expected that sounds like it was getting hacked. I don't know who knows whatever They got it done though wild Jesus Christ. It'd be dope if I don't get why Kamala just Go on there talk to him for an hour. Oh Good did she say no? You know who's having like, man, I feel bad for poor JD Vance. Like all his past keeps coming out and it's like, it sucks.

You know, he fucked the couch and then he's like, they got pictures of him in drag and I'm just like, he had a fun child, he had a fun youth. I don't get why these guys put themselves up for like JD Vance at Walt's for fucking walls Walt's What are the fuck his name is for Kamala Harris? He you know his military thing said he's in combat and then his troop came out was like he ran Like when we went forward with guns he ran he's like

It's just all this stuff coming out all I'm like why would you set yourself up for this? Why run for politics? Well, I know I mean nobody's safe anymore. I mean that's the thing. We live in an era now where it's like. I mean think about it. Think about you're born now. Yeah. That's crazy. Oh just think of famous people that didn't have to deal with this and how it would have changed their lives. Okay? Like Harrison Ford. Like Jordan. Michael Jordan. If Michael Jordan had to deal with the internet it would just be like, people would be like dang it we'd have a different gambling again Damn, he's not cool. Yeah, right, right, right, right Martin Luther King jr

Yeah, you would have had fucking video on him with white girls only snow, but he told him snow bunnies How about like even he only fucked white prostitutes Bill Cosby would have been in jail 30 years ago Is that Lebron? No, it's just Michael Jordan's son doing Coke in France, which like not a big deal, but it's just like what you guys are talking about. You've never seen Michael Jordan slip up. Exactly. Yeah, like the guy's doing Coke, what is he, fucking?

He's 33, yeah. Yeah, but I'm saying it's like, that's the thing you had to do with now. Clint Eastwood, Burt Reynolds, like, dude, Tom. But this used to be a thing before, like if you wanted, like I think it was, you call them career politicians Yeah, so there's a certain point in your life where you know, I think I want to be pretty

Newsome's the you know, the best example. Yes. Yeah, he is like don't you know John Kerry was like that There's a ton of there's a tough but Newsome literally was like molded to be a politician He's a beast when it comes to debating like he that's what he does to be a politician, he's a beast when it comes to debating. That's what he does. But you got these guys. Fucked somebody else's wife and screwed himself over. But this guy, J.D. Vance, man, he's got all this. He hears you, he had to come out and apologize for it.

He told a story about, it doesn't even matter. I'm just saying it sucks that you can't just have, you can't have any kind of youthful. There's no grace. Yeah, there's no grace There's no grace, you know Newsom had an affair with the secretary Ruby Rippy torque don't change your name right now Ruby Rippy torque the wife of his campaign manager and good friend What's her fucking uh, he had to come out and address it was like my bad Well, especially in this day and age look up Ruby Rippy torque

Ruby Rippy torque. She's just fucking like, smoking. Oh, he's hot. Yeah, nice mouth on that guy. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, I get it. Oh, yeah. You got my vote. Let's see. Click them all. Hey, Nick will pick the wrong one. She looks like the Breaking Bad Mom. Oh, yeah. What's her name? No, but way better. The're breaking bad mom game so much. I'm trying to find her I see But what Nick is doing is infuriating because we could yeah, there we go now or I get it new some Who's that? That's wife. She's gorgeous. They look just they look very similar that that That probably infuriated the wife

Yeah, he has a type clearly. No, I'm saying if you're gonna have an affair that it'd be like a black girl or something I agree Pump it up! Just a fucking black chick just on you Just a fucking rhino just pump it up. Yeah, that's how it is. Just a fuckin' rhino, just pump it up. Here's another viral black clip for Chris. Mm-hmm. Da-na-na-na-na-na.

To your point, you think you'd mix it up. If you're having vanilla ice cream every day, get a little fuckin' chocolate in there, dog. No, but I think that there's- Mix it up. No, but I think there's a thing where it's like, you know. You might be a freak, though. But I'm saying, like, why, then you get someone that looks exactly like your wife. Yeah, but she a freak though People have time we built this city like she might be really good at that

She probably not she I bet you she is the wife. No, oh you're saying that got it. Yeah, rip Ruby Rippy torque Rip that shit. That's what that sounds like a sex position or something. You're about to get torqued You're gonna get ripped and torqued yeah, you're in for this big rip time for the rip and torque all right So this oh my god, you know, they canceled Olympics in the 2028 Olympics No, you mean any kids they live they canceled all of the Olympics forever after this. I don't understand this. Breakdancing. No, I know what breakdancing is.

That's not breakdancing. This is a Kevin James movie. Well, they're gonna also do- I got in. They're gonna do- I qualified. They're gonna do podcasting in the next Olympics You'd be a fuse any Olympic footage in the video they flag it yeah, we won't be able to show this so you have to look It up yourselves

She's pretending she was yawning as they're dancing Signature moves. Oh, look at it her. Oh let me tell you what she goes you ready for this? Oh let me tell you what's. Why did she do that? Because she was white Chris. Let me tell you what's infuriating. What's infuriating to me is like these the one you know when you're watching like skating or diving and the people that are talking they're like oh there was some ripples on that. Like who are people I don't know who the expert judges flavor flavor it better be the guy from you know she got zero points this girl that's great so you be you know she's like in she's Australian she's like engineer something like wicked smart a PhD in breakdancing. Look at this. It's so bad. Dude. But let me tell you something.

Like she's going for it. But how did she qualify? Were there qualifications? Like were there? Yeah, usually there's like a. Yeah, there are. Like you can't make it. Maybe with this they just say just send your people and we're going to do it for the first time and see how it goes. But it's Australia and they're all white people. I guess that's good. This would be like sending me to the boxing. I'm just there with the gloves on. Look at this. She's shrimping. I mean the way she's dressed or how she looks. You look at her and you're like, oh she's going to lose. And then she loses.

No dude, they went to the mechanic place and we're like, we're looking for break dancers. It looks like my son was like, dad, watch this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my god. Look at this, look at this right here. This is my favorite right there. That's my favorite. Oh.

She thinks she's tight. She's all like, Australia in the house. Now somebody said, Kangaroo. Now somebody said, it's a troll move. No. But it can't be because she looks like she thinks she can do it she

has done it for 16 right and and so it's not a troll you know what this reminds me of have you ever seen that video of the white girl that it's really old video yeah teaching people how to dance hip-hop no that shit it has to be better than this you haven't seen it no you haven't seen that now this is hip-hop oh my god see if you can pull that up. Look at her go. Look at her go. Why are the people in the audience not like this? Ha ha ha ha!

That's crazy. Look up this is hip hop white lady. If you just look at this, this is how white. There's actually two videos that are like that that are great. She's like showing people how to just like, it's like one of those tutorials That lady's just getting destroyed online. Of course she is I can't find it But I saw something where like either her husband was on the committee who picked the Olympia. Yeah

Oh, so like that's how she got in this. I went babe. Hey, you like to dance She's a little bit cool. You want to go to the Olympics? She's like y'all try it out. Imagine this. This is it. That's her right there this Look at my feet my feet are straight ahead. You don't want to do that. You want to turn your feet out? I'm gonna do this backwards And that's what makes it look like hip-hop it What this is with hip-hop is everything's down low It all is in a plie. I think the first thing you need to know about hip-hop It's all about your posture. This is everything is terrible.com. My posture was really bad My mom used to tell me all the time stand up straight stand up straight. She's no swag though. And hip-hop is this

one two three four hit ah stand up straight. There's no swag though. Hip hop is this. One, two, three, four, hit. Yeah. The more relaxed you are, that's what makes a hip hop. This is the first thing I will say to you. You want to do hip hop? You got to stand like this. In a hip hop head, we have this. Boom, bam. Every time. Hip hop head. Like Chris, you should remake this video. Every time, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh She obviously has a dance background. She's obviously way better than the Australian.

It's just hilarious how she's talking about it. Oh yeah. Oh wow. This is me. This is how I am. This is a lifestyle. It is? But this was in the 90s. She's already 40. 40. I'm giving it.

Because this was the 90s and she only heard hip hop when she was 30, and she's like, no, this is not your life. Hip hop came out in 1979. It's right here. It's how you feel. It's a style. So it can go out. Oh my god.

Hit, hit, ah, ah. Flex foot. I've never seen that move. What a fucking nos did that. What I'm saying is, I want to see the people that are watching this video doing it. Right. Anostas that what I'm saying is I want to see the people that are watching this video Doing it right The white lady with the red dress too. There's another one. It's not as popular, but my god that one's fun Breakdancing shouldn't be an Olympic sport. Well, I don't know man. I mean fucking shot. They have like old no wait

No, when you see that no, of course show me show me show me who won gold Just pick an Asian country and you'll see right, know I'm going to go walkies and that kind of shit no I'm not that I'm a walkie but yeah they don't deserve a medal excuse not jab bur walkie it's jab bur walkies thank you yeah that guy should win they won't show me whatever it Whatever, it's just. There's a bunch of shit they should get rid of. Oh yeah, keep it because of tradition. It's just like, dude, hey, get it out.

Did you watch any of the Olympics? I mean, Kristen loves it, you know, so. Oh, yes, I hate that. I mean, that's a mobiles. Rachel's just sitting there, I come in, I'm like. Dude, bitches love the Olympics. I'm just sitting here like, oh god,, ah. Dude, bitches love the Olympics. Well, I'm just sitting here like, oh, I'm gonna be a Christian.

What is this? Bitches love the Olympics. Yeah, Kristen won nationals, but they're, she's a gymnast. What do you mean? She's a gymnast. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. Oh, so she had super into it. Yeah. Oh, that makes sense.

Yeah, so it makes sense. Oh, my wife like, shh, shh, shh. No, no, I know, I know, I know. Shh, they're throwing discus. Yeah, but every girl will say like, well, when I was in high school. Yeah, no, but she was number one in her state. And she.

In the world. We need to see proof of that. Yeah. Yeah, you know what? Me fucking too. She does it. She has a, actually, I should send you. You know Casey's brother is like fucking full ride

scholarship, FSU. Or Syracuse. Doing what? He went Syracuse, yeah, Cory went to FSU. Both his brothers got full ride scholarships. Gymnasticsracuse. Doing what? Both his brothers got full ride scholarships. Oh wow. In gymnastics and diving. Diving huh? Wow. How's the dick on your brother? Is it like out there? Here Nick I'm sending you the video. That's a new thing now. This is funny. Be weird if your kid was in gymnastics not really because they all get molested Look it up

No, yeah that happened you didn't hear about Larry and I know but I'm saying it's like you can't just think all of them Well, it's like the priest or the yeah. Yeah. Yeah, those are facts, dude Crazy. Look this is her doing this is my wife doing This is her completely showing up her son right now no no no no no it's so funny and then Billy's on the trampoline look at it and then Chris just lying background Billy's like oh I can do it I'm doing it though. This last one's good watch. Just a full diaper.

Yeah. Wow. Your wife has a good cartwheel. I'm going to need to see a little more before I give her number one in the state. Yeah, I get it. I mean, she was also- Did she do a backflip or? Well, but I I guess you know who's not gonna be number one in the state Starting young

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It's like, oh man, are you going to do that kind of stuff? Well, I saw, you saw Conor McGregor's kid like doing the fucking punching. It's like, oh man, are you gonna do that kind of stuff? Well, you saw Conor McGregor's kid like doing the fucking punching and he's like, I'm like, oh my God, Calvin stepped on a fucking, what do you call him, that was a Lego the other day and I was just like, oh, we gotta go to the hospital. You know what I mean? Dude, this morning, this morning,

like fucking Wolf fell off the bed and it was just like a whole thing, you know what I mean? But this kid, no, Wolf fell off the bed, and it was just like a whole thing. You know what I mean? But this kid, like, no, he'll get a, like a, we drink, what is that, Mountain Spring water in the glass bottles, so he likes to grab it, and then it'll fall and boom, hit him like this. And then it's just like, here we go!

Basti got stung in the eye by a bee. In the eye? And fucking, right in the corner here, like right here. Oh no. Took it like a champ, dude. In the eye? Right in the corner here, right here. Oh no. Took it like a champ. I knew he was gonna say that, he went like this. Zzzzzzzzzzzzz be fine Just go to bed and he woke up first thing. He said was my eye really feels better Like I told you but it's so funny being a dad, bro. It is the funniest fucking thing

Yeah, this it's something else Billy's walking. Oh, that's great. Yeah full on safety proof to have Well, we know we're moving so we're gonna have to safety proof the new one, yeah. It's the same thing. Fucking B. Like, what's this crawling now? It's crazy. Oh, really? When do you guys move?

End of the month. Is your kid, is Wolf crawling on his knees or army crawling? He's crab crawling. He likes to be, Billy, army crawling forever. He tries to stand up. Oh, wow. Like, he's, like, you know, if he holds my fingers,

Oh wow, really? He'll stand up. Wow, how old is he now? Six months. Six months, that's crazy, that's cool. No it is, it's, you know, he's trying to get past the crawling cause even when you put him on the ground, he tries to crawl, he's trying to like,

He's six months in crawling? Yeah. Some babies don't crawl, they just don't stand. And he's got two teeth. Yeah, mustache? Almost. The glasses and mustache like Eric. Yeah.

What the fuck? He's on cameo, what's up? What do you wanna eat? I'm gonna do that. What do you wanna eat? Smokies. I'm gonna put him on a, no but it's like, so I don't know what the thing is,

but he's just a big kid, so he's like, you know, his legs, but again, I was looking at my, Rachel's like, look at him, he's standing up. You know, or he'll like, you know his legs but yeah again I was looking at my Rachel's and look at he's standing up You know or he'll like be on it and he does this thing now He'll be in the bed with us and he'll stand himself up and then just Super advanced six months. Yeah, Billy lazy as fuck man. Yeah Well, no, so is my my Billy fuck

Oh Damn it's a long time Well, no, so is my billy. Show me the fuck. Oh. Damn, that's a long time. How do you do that? Just put it in your bag. I just wanna know, why does one school have 1.5 million dollars worth of chicken wings? But not over nine years. Oh, over nine years, oh.

No, no, no, no, no. What? No sentence to nine years. The sentence is nine years. Oh. Well, it wasn't at once, right? How could it be at once? That's what I'm saying. No way how much chicken are they because 30 grand at most damn. She's 68

So she's gonna get out when she's 77 The inside might swallow on ordering the former school worker was accused of ordering Extra-order ago get nine years because of chicken wings? Yeah. But people out here doing way worse stuff and going to jail for. Well, but that's. Well, you know, that's a thing in our.

Ordered more than 11,000 cases of chicken wings. The food was meant to be used to take home for meals for students who were during COVID. We should have known it was a COVID thing. That makes more sense. Well, our justice system is all about, if money is stolen or anything like that, they are real hard on that.

Rather on that than actual crime. Than actual crimes. Like murder, stealing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's crazy. It's crazy, like violent crimes, somebody might do some violent crime and only get three years, and this bitch is getting nine years for stealing some chicken? That's crazy like violent crimes somebody might do some violent crime and only get three years And this bitch is getting nine years for stealing some chicken. Yeah, that's crazy. What we talking about. Yeah

And I hate that she's black well But also was she like the chicken wing Robin Hood was she taking the wings and then give it to the poor Did she get nine years for being a chicken wing Robin Hood? Buffalo wings fucking Robin Hood? That's kinda cool. Stop saying Robin Hood, but yeah, yeah, yeah. It's tongue-testing. Robin Hood.

Chris was saying that we get the point, and you like, nah, I get it. No, it was funny. It was a good joke. Hey, you slammed it home with the Robin Hood. Although, if you're gonna talk about somebody that takes a joke I get it. No, it was funny. Yeah, it was a good joke. Hey, you slammed it home with the Robin Hood. Although, if you're gonna talk about somebody that takes a joke and does it too long, it's definitely, I get it, I'm the number one.

I'm sorry. Brian Kelly? Well, Brian too. But yeah, that was, you said Robin Hood a lot. But I enjoy that. I enjoyed it. Oh, you're accusing me? No, I'm the worst at it.

Oh, gotcha. Okay. Wait, hold on. So I'm the worst at it. Yeah, gotcha. Okay. I'm the worst at it. Yeah, you always slide man. Oh my god I'm saying I shouldn't be the one saying it because I have those shorts the Diet Stores Monday You son of a bitch. So you just have on a regular like whatever Sure, pee color shirt. That is not my friend man. Just this company. Is that, yeah what, who's this from?

I bought this a long time ago. This is like Target or something like that? No, this is John Elliott. Okay, well there you go. He makes nice stuff and dude, I like the sizing of it is so good for me. Whatever, it's like a size three, they do it weird.

And um. Fancy. And I went to the thing, I'm like, I'm just gonna get a pack of it. European? Years later I got the size three, it's so, it's different, it's all tight now, I can't use it. I mean I look dope, but it's like,

I'm just trying to fucking, what am I doing there? I'm just out trying to do my day. I don't know, I'm always working out. I don't know what to do with that. It's stupid. What's this, Nick? You're so dumb. This guy names porn stars

starting with every letter in under a minute. C, Corey Chase. D. Dakota Tyler. E. Emily Willis. F. Faye Reagan. G. Gina Valentina. H. Hailey Vaughn. I. Izzy Green. J. Jordy El Nino. K. Cagney Lynn. L. Lana Rhodes. M. Megan Reign. N, Nicole Aniston. O, Octavia Red. P, Peter Jensen. I don't get it. Q, Quinn Wild. R, Rachel Clavalli. S, Sky Bree.

Is this a flex? T, watch how excited he is. Tasha Reign. U, Yuma Jolie. B, Violet Meyer. So many Vs. W, Willow Ryder. X, Yolanda Marie. Yuma Jolie. B. Violet Myers. W. Willow Ryder. X. Yulana Marie.

Y. Umason. Z. Zach Wilde. Yes! Yes bro! What is that time? Oh my gosh, it's a PR! Yes! Yes! Well that's uh... Imagine his dad's like, that's the next Olympics. His dad's like, this is

what you've been doing all this time? The next Olympics. Is he gonna get X? Is he gonna get X? Ooh, he missed a... Tough one, Z coming up here. Oh, so these are real porn stars. Yeah, yeah. And he was coming...

It didn't show the picture. He said it and it showed the picture for us. Oh. Like he was guessing it. Well, dude, I... Hey, I lose. Yeah! Wait, no, no, no, no.

Who knows a porn star's name? uh, who's the danger girl? Yeah, a Bella danger. I knew is a hell. Yeah, bro B You're like somebody watching jeopardy and you just get one answer out of all of them pretty banks. Whoa see Brianna banks. Oh, so we fucking lost already. Wait, hold on B. Uh, uh, uh banks man Oh, so we fucking lost already wait hold on B Banks man, just what last name or no no, okay see uh Come on we got the seven of us in here Really On this side of the room, I guess I guess Brianna Banks B yeah

we're still on B well we can really not do this no chance are you kidding me no I start being big black cock and Mary Carey I banged her I banged her nice did you yeah what does she look like? It must have been a long time ago, huh? Uh, eight years? No, it's now. It's recent. She died, so. No, she didn't. No, she didn't. Oh, never mind. I thought she did. How was that, Nick? It was pretty good time. Wait, she's not dead? She came in the Adam Carolla show. I was like, I have to try. And it was, so how did that go? Is it okay talking about it? Yeah. Shoot or shoot? How'd you shoot? Uh, I just went- All over her over tits No, I don't like that Let's keep it clean guys

Yeah, I went out for a little while Woo! Oh really? You dated her? She called me Big Dick Nick Yeah I think that's her line for everyone Girlfriend can't watch this episode So, well it was before that, but like so

It's still discussing well, it was before that, but like so, ah, it's still disgusting. So, uh, you, you, no, it's not, no, bro, I mean, you know, I've done shit like this. So, uh, but so this, but she, I remember, That swimming pool one is ridiculous.

Yeah, when Arnold ran for governor, she like did a stunt for Stern, and she got top 10 in the gubernatorial race. Oh, wow. Let's get that swimming pool one up. Go back. He like did a right stunt for Stern and she got tap 10 and the gubernatorial race. Oh wow Let's get that swimming pool one up go back good for you Nick Was a good time you covered you covered it up with this which was she cool. Is she a cool person or crazy? Definitely a little bit. She was pretty cool crazy for cock. Am I right? No Wait, hold on see, uh

We're done. We're done. We're done, we're done, we're done. Minute has passed. We're done, okay? Let the kid have his moment. All right. I remember I was doing congratulations a long time ago and I was talking about a porn star that was, I don't remember why, I was talking about stacking pussies, they were talking about a porn star that was, I can't remember why, I was talking about stacking pussies. They were talking about stacking,

or I was talking about stacking pussies because it was Riley Reid, right? That's her name? And she was like a big porn star, and I was like, who is this? I'm congratulating her, I was like, Riley Reid, oh this is Riley Reid. And then everyone in the comments at that point was like,

why are you acting like you don't know You don't know her name you fucking trying to act too cool And I'm like I didn't know her name, but she was like one of the most famous ones Riley Reid Is that a bad story? Yes Does it end with you? Read is yeah. Yeah. No, she's She's awesome. She seems cool. I'd be like if you brought up Emmett Smith back in the day, but I remember her She's awesome. She seems cool.

I don't know. It'd be like if you brought up Emmett Smith back in the day. Like, oh, I remember her. Well, but she's still like a big porn star. Like she's still, I think I can say that. Oh yeah, she's still doing it. Oh yeah. I went to the Clipper game with her and Adam.

There's a lot going on here. Oh right, she did that. Did they date? I think briefly, I don't know. A little long time ago. I know. Well, good to see she A little long time ago. I know. Well good to see she's still working hard. Or hardly working.

Depends how you look at it. Well I mean, I think that if you come from that era where you actually had to be on a weird porn set getting demolished as opposed to what it is now, those people are probably like damn it. I wish I Wish I was coming in Yeah, like only fans. Yeah You don't have a boss and he can dictate

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