The Golden Hour - Lies Beget Lies | The Golden Hour #69 w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: March 1, 2024

The boys watch Brendan flipping his truck and talk the viral Cam Newton fight, Chris and Bryan Callen's pull up contest, CrossFit girls vs Softball girls, movies that make you cry, Brendan's fascination with Zac Efron's new movie "Iron Claw", Chris's fascination with Korean movies, a buff Erik lookalike in the wild and much more! Get two extra episodes every month at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcast DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app NOW and use code GOLDEN. Nugenix - Get a complimentary bottle of Nugenix Total T plus a bottle of Nugenix Thermo X FREE when you text GOLDEN to 231-231.

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The crown is yours. We're friends that laugh. We're friends that shout. Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about, but that won't stop us. Nothing can stop us. Nothing can stop us. Ooh, yeah. Because I can show you used to love. Just rebrand it enough.

It's stronger, better, bigger power. Because it is the Golden Hour. It's the Golden Hour. That's something I never tweaked is my hamstring. Ooh, I'm notoriously known for it. Because you have turkey legs. No, I work out. I don't know what it is. My back is my back always.

It's always my back. Always your back. Yeah. It's also genetics and hereditary. My dad has bad hammies. So I was born with bad hammies. Mine are always tight. Really? So they can be real. No, I'm born with bad hammies. Mine are always tight. Really?

It's going to be real. No, I'm very, very flexible though. That's probably why. And I don't like to warm up. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You are. This guy. You got to warm up, bro.

That's, you know what? That's such a bitch move. Especially now though. It's so bitch. When you get to 50, you'll see. Yeah, maybe. He's at 40, but already you pulled your hamstring the other day right like two years ago yeah two years ago but i tried to run without i should have stretched that's what it is well it's like my son he had a game on uh sunday and i'm

one of the coaches on there they're running around for an hour before the coach goes all right let's warm up let's say i go what do you mean oh? What do you mean you're one of the coaches? What do you know about baseball? Football, by the way. Played 20 years. Also, who cares? I thought it was check. You're always talking

about baseball. He does both. We're in the Super Bowl. They're seven. They're eight. Who cares? Well, that's the attitude

of all the other coaches. That's why we haven't had a point scored on us this year. That's fine. It's this kind of attitude why they attack Cam Newton. That's what that is. I don't even know what you guys are talking about. We dominate.

We dominate. Where was other coaches? But, yeah. Yeah, I don't warm up. Never have. Have you seen a line warm up? I have not warmed up. I don't – I never warmed up either.

I mean, obviously, I don't play like you do, but I never warmed up until just recently. I was like, I better start doing it just in case. Do you, like, stretch your hands? I stretch, yeah recently. I was like, I better start doing it just in case. Do you like stretch your hands? I stretch, yeah. But I also like stretching. I work on trying to get... You'll see. I work on trying to get... I want to do the splits, dude. I want to be Jean-Claude Van Damme

in the kitchen. Oh, that'd be cool, doing your undies? Oh, but do it from the back, though. I want to be able to do it from all sorts of ways. No, but I want a picture from you from the back. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I can't do the splits. I would do... That would be really cool, yeah. I feel like you could do the splits i can't yeah yeah yeah if i worked at it yeah i heard callan beat you in a pull-up contest yeah well who told you that callan right he goes dude listen to this me and delia decided to do a pull-up contest but you

guys are too old to be doing that stuff yeah all but it was for the i said i'll entertain this go ahead he goes dude i was like at 100, and Chris was only at 20. I go, hold on. You didn't do 100 pull-ups. He goes, yeah, I did. I go, guarantee you were kipping them. You were using all your legs. He goes, no, legit pull-ups.

No, he didn't. But I've been in the gym since I was four. He said he did legit pull-ups? Yeah. I know that's not real. He actually said that? Yeah. What the fuck?

Yeah, but Callum's like, he's like Skeletor. No, no, no. I could see him doing more pull-ups than you. No, no. Way more than him. More pull-ups. But like in college, just so you know, in college, they would put a bar here. So if your legs knock the bar over, it doesn't count.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So it can only be upper body. You can't kick with your knees. You can't swing, yeah. So Brian's doing like, you ever seen CrossFit? I've actually, I've never seen CrossFit. I've never seen Kipping like that. Yeah, he was literally doing that.

They literally, like, it's like a row. Yeah. That doesn't count when I come to it. I'll have the video soon. It'll be on my YouTube channel. But, yeah, he did 100, and he kept going with the Kipping, and I did not do that once. So you win.

Well, yeah, I mean, yeah. You're also 100 pounds heavier. Right, right, right. See, it's more of a full body. Now, don't get me wrong. Well, yeah. I mean, yeah. You're also 100 pounds heavier. Right, right, right. This is how – See, it's more of a full body. Now, don't get me wrong. It's tough. It's definitely tough.

No, no. It was impressive that he did it, but it wasn't pull-ups. No, Callum's impressive with his stuff for being 60. But, yeah. That guy's not even doing kipping. No, that's not. He does want it. That guy's just swinging around.

Yeah. That last one was – Yeah. There's videos, and they get into a rhythm, and it's just like they're almost jump roping. Was he sore? He said he was so sore. That's hilarious. Yeah.

I mean, I was too. But if you do it, no matter how. That's how he was doing them. But you see how you get momentum so it helps you. Have you guys ever seen these CrossFit competitions? At the gym I go to, they have them on the TV. This shit is bananas. Wild.

Women and men, you know, they're doing this like there's an obstacle course, right? And they have to run. And then they get to one thing and maybe it's like some weights

and they gotta go and they get to another one and they have to do... It's... Why? No, they're freaks. It's crazy. What I don't understand is

I actually... This shit! What is this? I love this shit. I love it too. I love it. They're freaks. But what I don't know is who comes. This shit. What is this? I love this shit. I love it too. I love it. They're freaks. But what I don't know is like who comes up with the games.

That's what I'm saying. That's the thing that I don't get. Like why these games and not. It seems so arbitrary what they do. Well, it's like. A fat person comes up with it. Well, they call them Watts. You know what I mean?

It's a big fat person in the back like make them do this. That I can't do. I wish I could do a muscle up like that. Yeah, but. No, they're freaks. But after doing the other things... No, no, no, no, no. These guys are unbelievable.

These guys are unbelievable. Yeah. And they piss and shit their pants during the competition. Well, I do that at the gym, so... And some of the chicks are jacked. Really? That's an odd fact. Do they really piss and shit?

That's an odd fact to know, Nick. Pissing definitely happens all the time. Like, the women, I don't know, especially... Yeah, well, women, yeah, they can't... That happens in all sports, so I piss my pants. They get emotional. He's so stupid. Some of those women are jacked, dude.

Super jacked. It's like softball. I don't like what softball does to the female form. I just don't like girls that are like this. You talking about Icebox? You know what I mean? We're up here like this. I don't like that.

Well, usually softball is built different than – softball is a different vibe. Softball is more like a caravan vibe, right? It's more like a van. Like they're boxy. In CrossFit, those girls are in shit. They have curves. Not the ones that do this. Some of them have curves.

Not the ones that do this. Some are cheeked up. Some are built like Ninja Turtles with tits. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that good? They're just jacked. Yeah, yeah. No fat.

Got a shell on the back. Think of a Ninja Turtle. Leonardo. They put tits on them. Tits. Turtle. They have purple bra on instead of the... Yeah.

But I was bench pressing the other day, so... And how much? I do 225. How many times? Like five. Yeah. How many times though? What's your body weight?

How much do you weigh? For like three sets of five? I did two yesterday. That's good. Yeah. How much do you weigh? 205. Oh, that's good then. That's good. How much do you weigh? 205. Oh, that's good then.

That's good. Is that good? Yeah, that's good. Solid. Well, I guess that's good, especially for 43. Heck yeah. But the thing I got to work on is my squat. I work my legs out all the time.

I just can't get the... I think it's because when I was young, I only worked out my upper body. Because you don't have the infrastructure. It's just not there. The tendons just aren't there. You know, this isn't even a brag. Just, it's just, this is where I come from. I did 225, this is two summers ago.

I just got back in the gym. I'm three days in for God's sakes. But two summers ago I did 225, 42 times. Yeah. Legs? No, benching. Reps? Yeah.

That's crazy. Crazy. What did you do? Like what? Just like this. The whole straight 42 or you stop? Straight 42. Just like the NFL combine. They do 225 as many times as you can.

Oh, God. I'm not there yet. I'm at five. Yeah, but it's just about your body learning. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then also, it's also a technique on breath and how to go. So you go, like, I go 10, or I go as many as I can, and I rest. No, but I'm saying, why is that the number?

Because it's two plates on each side. Oh, that's the standard. Yeah, the NFL always do. My guy doesn't want me to do that because it's going to mess up your shoulders. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's no reason to. I mean, it doesn't matter what you want. But I do, like, I get the dumbbells. Yeah, the dumbbells are better anyway. I do that. I had a good workout. Dumb. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's no reason to. I mean, it depends on what you want. But I do like, I get the dumbbells.

Yeah, the dumbbells are better anyway. No, no, I do the, I had a good workout. Dumbbells are safer, yeah. But I think for you, 225, like you don't need to do 315. No, no, no, no, no. Like I'd rather you do 225 for, say, the goal is 15. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Instead of 315.

Nah, nah, there's no reason. Yeah, I tell you. No reason. I had to say to my trainer, I said, hey, dude, I'm not, I'm not training for the Olympics. Like, what are we doing right now? That's in the one mode, though. Yeah. My guy would ask me a question.

You want to do 25 today? Yeah. I'd say, no. He shouldn't even ask. Don't even ask me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. See, this is the all-time record at 49. Ah, I got you.

49? Yeah. Oh, wow, you got close to the record. Yes, I'm on different supplements, but yes. Oh, right. Yeah. That kid's also 20. That was, you're vibing. And he's natural? He's vibing right yeah that kid's awesome that was you're vibing

and he's natural he's vibing right now he's all natural i was on trt when i did in college i did 21 22 is the most i did at the combine or at pro day and he did 49 it's usually a bad sign the guys who do the most at the combine are never like ballers. They're too into weightlifting. It never works out. The guys who always set the records, they never like make the teams or have a long career. It's a bad sign if you do like 70. Really? Yeah.

It means you're – dude, play football. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're white doing chess. This guy's at a point where he's like, fuck, I can't deal with this anymore. Dude, I got – I posted the video today of my crash finally because I got the okay from insurance. Your boy got the worst concussion here. Yeah. It's the top right one.

So that's just a picture of me flipping it. No, the one where he's, yeah. This is the video, yeah. Looks like an old Italian monster. Which one did you think that was, Nick? I thought maybe it was the thumbnail, so we knew what it was. But I also see how this was a good thumbnail. You need the volume.

Also, everyone's like, I can't believe you weren't wearing your seatbelt. Hey! You were. Look at the video. Your boys, like the Matrix. During the airborne, I go, not today, death. Click. Why are you already dirty?

Because I got stuck. You know what I mean? I've been hit by Noguera, Crow Cop, Ben Rockwell, Travis Brown. Nothing's hit me harder than that airbag from Dodge. That thing... I'm still little Daisy. Really? Oh, yeah.

I don't like watching that even, man. I call him Patrick Daisy right now. Yeah, I just wasn't good. And the person here go, oh, shit, that's Casey. You know what? I wasn't excited about the new Roadhouse movie until I saw this newest trailer. And I was like, all right, Jake Gyllenhaal.

I'll watch it. I'll be down with this. Boy, Jake Gyllenhaal, so he's a great actor he's always jacked though he's like mad but and i get why he's jacking this he's also five six is he yeah how tall is jake don't look at it what yeah it doesn't count i hate that yeah i hate it too it doesn't count but you know and then your boy's in this too connor no yeah conor mcgregor looks like a bond villain it's great all right he's doing great in the trailer he's doing great conor mcgregor i was like oh this guy's like a bond villain so so but hold on i just watched

this i'd watch some of it the movie okja you ever heard of this it was one of the first netflix movies it was by the guy who did parasite parasitesite. It's called Okja. Oh, the big animal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he plays like this dorky science animal guy. That looks stupid. And he's jacked. He's even jacked in that? Yeah. Dude, because he's probably – how old is he? He's got to be in his 40s.

Well, now he is. Late 40s. Now he is. No, no. He's like my age. He's like 44. I know, but he probably was like never liked that. And once you start that and you're into it.

Yeah. No, you want to see somebody, Jack. I watched it last night. It's called The Iron Claw. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Zac Efron is Juice City with a Dumb and Dumber haircut. It's one of the best movies I've seen all year. But he's been doing it for a while now.

Real story. So he did Baywatch where he got down like 140. He looks crazy. He's so jacked He's so good in this if you don't write in this movie. You're a piece of shit It's a real story about this like legacy wrestling family. They've had they have six boys five out of the six boys died out of The five that died for committed suicide

True story and it's like's like a big wrestling family, huge wrestling family. That's good. It sounds like it. Dude, that movie's heartbreaking. I heard it's heartbreaking. That's why I haven't watched it. Oh, me and my girl,

I was kind of tearing up my girl straight balling because it was the last scene in the movie. All right, all right. I might see it. No, but it's not a spoiler. It's in the trailer. But Zac Efron, who his brothers have all died,

he's sitting there watching his two sons play and their brothers. And he just sits there and he starts crying. They come over like, Dad, why are you crying? And he's like, because I used to be a brother. And he just starts crying like, God, dog. You're a little bitch ass at home. Boo-hooing, huh? Yeah.

Oh, wait. You have kids now? Just wait, bitch. Just wait. No, wait. Yeah, I can't watch this. Just wait. You know what show I like?

The Good Doctor. Is that? You were on The Good Doctor. That's what I did, right? Yeah, yeah, wait. Yeah, I can't watch this. Just wait. You know what show I like? The Good Doctor. Is that? You were on The Good Doctor. That's what I did, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love The Good Doctor. But now. He's a doctor with autism.

In this new season. Yeah. But in the new season, he has a kid. He has a newborn. Oh, really? And the first episode was like these two newborns needed a heart. And I'm just at home just like. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Look at him holding my kid. When it comes to kids, yeah. Yeah, I love it. You know what? You know what? Speaking like – Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look at him holding my kid. When it comes to kids, yeah. I love it. You know what? You know what? Speaking of, man. Oh, God, I wish I could know the name of this fucking movie and who started it. But it was a movie on like Prime, and it was about like kids being taken into like sex trafficking and stuff.

It was a documentary? It wasn't a documentary, but it was a movie based off whatever. Sound of Freedom? And it was this guy trying to, he would go, he was trying to rescue this one girl. Django? Sound of Freedom? Sound of Freedom? Is it Django?

I don't know if that was, is it on Prime? Was it with Jim Caviezel? Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude. Sound of Freedom? Dude, let me tell you something. I wish I didn't see that.

That's a tough movie to watch, right? Well, just the credits. Oh, man. Do you see the credits when they're doing, when they're like. Oh, yeah, yeah. I was like, oh, man. Why make this? I guess it's to put big awareness.

But it's fucking tough, man. But didn't Sound of Freedom get like, they're trying to take it down. It was getting promoted and stuff, too, right? Yeah, they were trying to. Oh, I didn't know this was really old. It just came on. It's not old. It's not old.

Well, it's like a few months old. They suppressed it, though, because. They got a lot of news because of that, though... A lot of pedophiles were running the world. Oh, man. It was tough, man. Hey, am I? Am I vibing? Am I saying facts? I don't know. I don't know, but that movie was...

I thought about you. When I was watching, I was like, oh, this is one of these movies Chris... Yeah, I can't watch that kind of shit you know but it did well and it's a well-made movie and he's good he's really good at it he's too good though i can't watch that you know what i'm saying he's really good he's the reason why i had trouble with the movie not because he's a he's a tremendous actor but i felt like he was like he might like i felt like afterwards he was probably oh this is hard yeah i can't act well he got he's really yeah he's really he was really down for the cause though yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

so he was like he does like a lot of like speaking out against it and shit have you started watching american idol you like american idol no yes no you know just one thing i don't like about american idol now is that like too many black people they need more i know i'll tell you why i don't like about American Idol now is that like – Too many black people? They need more. I know. I'll tell you why I don't like American Idol. No, no, no. It's because now when the show comes on and they're doing auditions – People go to be silly.

No, no, no, dude. They don't do that anymore. Can they edit them out? No, no. They don't do that anymore. They show one maybe. No, no. What I'm saying is the person shows up.

They walk in. Then they cut to like a – A montage? That's how you know They're gonna be good Exactly I'm like oh They're about to be late I'm like well

I don't wanna Unless it pulls the heart strings Like the This last episode The very last one Yeah yeah yeah This girl comes in She's alright looking

They show her whole family And she sings And she's Top ten in the world Right Like they were like This is the best audition We've ever

You're the best we've ever heard And I'm looking at my wife I'm like How's the family not realize How fucking good this is the best audition we've ever you're the best we ever heard and i'm looking at my wife i'm like how's the family not realize how fucking good like that's the best we've ever heard she's from this small town she's on social media they have no fucking clue so when she makes it like what this is crazy and and literally lana richie's like you're the best singer i've ever heard look at these fucking people i know that's my winner are these yeah he was great. Are these contestants?

Yeah, that's a make-a-wish one. That was last year, though, right? No, that was two years ago. Yeah, because that one kid was great right there. The way the guy's dressed in the front on the right. And they kicked him off when he was singing a religious song, but he was killing it. Yeah, he was good. They kicked him off.

Well, that show, yeah. That show would get me, man. Every Sunday night, your boy's tearing up. Every Sunday night. Every Sunday night. I thought about you. I was like, I bet Brandon's crying right now, too. I love those stories.

Oh, it's good. Katy Perry does it. It's something about music, you know, music and then, like, people's story. There is something about it. But that's why I used to love So You Think You Can Dance. story. There is something about it. That's why I used to love So You Think You Can Dance. Because when you combine music with dance, there is

something magical that happens, man. Jesus Christ, man. We're getting older. What the fuck? We're getting older, Doug. You're on our level, bro. I'm not on that level. You'll get there. You're going to hit 45 and your cold heart is going to

start to open up. He's 40s on it. Dude, this Sunday, just give American Idol a try. You're going to hit 45, and your cold heart is going to start to open up. He's 40s on it. Dude, this Sunday, just give American Idol a try. Nah, I've given it a try. You know why I put it on? We should all come to his house and watch it. I don't like those fucking shows. You think you don't like it.

No, I've seen American Idol. Not recently, though. It will target the heartstrings. There's music in his car. I don't. So he doesn't get it. The stories are so, oh, man. When the 17-year-old comes in, he has a baby boy.

He's working 9 to 5, grinding his ass off. I know that this stuff exists, dude. The mom's in? Oh, shit, man. Dude, whatever, man. I'm going to be in fucking Rochester on Friday. Get tickets, baby. Atlanta Punchline, March 15th.

Come check me out in Atlanta. I love that club. That's a great club. That's a great club. And then I'm also going to be at the Mothership on the 26th. Probably going to do Kill Tony March 15th. Come check me out in Atlanta. I love that club. That's a great club. That's a great club. And then I'm also going to be at the Mothership on the 26th. Probably going to do Kill Tony the 29th. You might do Fire the Kid Live because we're down there, too. Fire the Kid Live.

Check it out. I'll be there. Shreveport. I'll be in Shreveport. Also, Tulsa Looney Bin. Nice. Tulsa Looney Bin in March also. Okay.

Dude, we already know about ChrisDelia.com, okay? Okay. All you people need to – It's hard to sell tickets to Shreveport, to be honest. Unless you're Theo. That's where he's from. But, like, yeah. Houston, Texas.

Corpus Christi. Durham, North Carolina. Here we go. Norfolk, Virginia. Dude, you guys – Did you know that there's a place called Nanaimo in Canada? I'm going there. Yeah, don't go there.

You should just sell shirts that say ChrisDelia.com. I don't know if that would sell. But I do have... They all come to my show. I got the new Life Rips Season 9 or whatever. Oh, is that it? That says Life Rips? Oh, I thought it was a fake. I thought somebody made it in the coffee shop. Yeah, no, that's me. Life Rips.

The new stuff. We got hats. We got shirts. Go to Crystalia.com. Yeah, I don't like the quality of them. No, ChrisLeah.com. I thought it was a 12-year-old graffiti artist. Yeah, I don't like the quality of them. No, you like it. It looks like somebody got kidnapped and then they wrote. That's exactly the point. Oh, is that what it is?

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based on an independent survey conducted by IQVIA 2022. Like I wrecked my truck and I went life rips. As soon as I flipped over, I went, life rips. Why were you already dirty before you got into truck? Because I got stuck and I had to dig out my truck for three hours. That was a disaster. Wait, wait, wait. Hold on a second.

Hold on a second. Hold on a second. So you're telling me you already did something dumb and then followed it up. That's what a truck flip. Yeah. You had quite a day. Well, you don't get smarter after you keep on doing the dumb stuff. No.

You keep going, I can do it. I can do it. You know? Casey is funny. He's like, as your friend, are you okay? I go, yeah. He goes, but as your producer, this can be lit. Oh, wow.

Oh, no. Oh, no. Where do we see the... So what is this? It's a new thing you're doing, Toontown? Yeah, it's all about trucks, cars. Do we see the flip from the outside? Oh, I like it. Toontown.

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I like it. That's cool. That's better than life rips See I get stuck here first town for three hours So that that sand is called silt sand

It's really fine and everyone's like make sure you don't stop like no doubt and then the guys like hey to get the shot Make sure you go through and then slow down so we can get it and i stopped so i dig myself in so it digs in here it's a good looking drug rest in peace see i'm stuck you look like an 11 year old i love it because of the angle it it looks like. Yeah, I'm like. Well, folks, I have stuff. It's all fun and games to get stuck in the middle of nowhere. No drinks, food, water. You die out here. I don't know if this is going to surprise a lot of you guys,

but I'm not BJ Baldwin, okay? It's my first time out here. So. I decided to. Why does it look like a mini truck now? Because it's sunk in. Because it's like quicksand. So it sinks lower and lower.

So that's me digging out. Three hours. This is when I was like, it should probably start working out. I was so exhausted. Yeah. This sucks that you had to do this. And then I get out and...

And then we're off to the races. and then I told him my fucking truck that's a dope shot right first of all I totally get like you're in this here we go man so of course you do we get uh-oh concussion oh took the seatbelt off too doug what the airbag just went off too soon yeah but also on the side that wasn't getting crushed why wait when did you why'd you take your seatbelt off in the middle of it because i was i thought the truck was gonna fall on top of me so i wanted to be able to get out so during the middle i'm like oh let's get the fuck out of here whoa because I was worried about it was going to cave in.

I got kids. Was it all slow and you were like... As I'm going under, I'm thinking to myself, you fucking moron. You are such a... You have kids, dude.

What the fuck are you doing? I want to know why the airbag went off so soon. It just goes off, bro. That's a great question. It should go off. The front one never went off, though. Wow, that's weird. Did you see how... Oh, wow go off. The front one, the front one never went off though. Wow.

That's weird. Did you see how, wow, this is pretty heartfelt here, but whatever. Here's the thing. Thank God I didn't seriously hurt. Got a concussion.

Those suck. Definitely need another one, but it could be a whole lot worse. I've had every car in the world, exotic. My favorite vehicle I've ever owned is that TRX. And the bottom line is at 40, My favorite vehicle I've ever owned is that TRX. And the bottom line is at 40, I realized I'm impatient. I have friends all over in the off-road world.

Ryan at Kibbe Tech offered to go with me. My boy Ramsey at Two Shots offered to go with me. BJ Baldwin, one of the best truck racers in the world offered to take me, but I was impatient. He went, oh, let's do it next week. I went, no, I need it now. I went and I ruined my truck because I'm not professional I have a lot to learn and this sucks man all that work I put into it all the companies that brands that jumped on board it's all ruined as I'm flipping I remember thinking to myself you got kids man I bring my son Tiger

with me everywhere I want him to go cars trucks I trucks. I want him into, you know, motorsports. So he's always with me. But this one time, his mom goes, nope, he has school. Don't bring him. Boom. Thank God he didn't come. So I really messed up, man. Thank God my son wasn't with me. I don't know.

I need a new hobby. I can't. Now, right at that point Yeah he said he took a Oh no you missed it I come back baby Rewind it Nick You fucked me dude Sorry sorry

You missed the fucking thing I thought that was a beautiful ending But that's funny No no you didn't Like that Doug See what is it I don't know I need a new hobby

Like a kid Point your heart strings there. Everyone's like, man, this is terrible. Psych. Oh, God. No, I would have liked that. He says, I need a new hobby, and he's just jumping on an airplane. Yeah, it takes up.

You know what I mean? He's like, so wait. You need a new hobby. Now I'm doing truck racing professionally. No, you don't need a new hobby. Just don't do that stuff. Oh, no. You mean don't do donuts in a lifted 1,100 horsepower truck?

Yeah. Well, I mean, I actually am with you in a sense of like you're in this flat land. I wouldn't have thought the truck would have flipped either. I probably would have done the same thing. No, I don't think you would have. I would have been in a truck like, yeah, let's turn. I thought I was good, but I was doing it all day. And it just happened like that was like really cold ground and the traction

control finally locked up yeah but like bj ball and hit me up and was like dude i've done it a thousand times he's like it's not yeah he's like it's just part of the game fuck he's a i did job he's like the number one truck driver in the world i did a jocko good you did what jocko you know yeah he did what he always says whatever happens you say good oh wow and I went, good. You did what? Jocko. You know Jocko? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You did what? He always says, whatever happens, you say good. Oh, wow. And so I went good. And then two and a half months later, I finally got my payout for insurance. Good.

Yeah, good. Good. It's been a tough 2024, man. But also, life rips. Yeah. And the new merch you can find on crystalia.com. New merch, keep on trucking, baby. New merch, keep trucking. Yeah. Life rips. Keep the new merch you can find on crystalia.com. New merch, keep on trucking, baby. New merch, keep trucking.

Life rips, keep on trucking, good. All kind of the same thing. Yep, yep, yep. Yeah, we got keep trucking merch coming. Keep trucking. What's the Matthew McConaughey's one? All right, all right. No, he has one.

He has a thing. I don't know what his saying is, but it's like whatever the fuck it is. He makes a lot of sense. I follow him to the ends of the earth. Remember he was running for governor of Texas? So you're going to follow him and you can't even say the saying?

You don't even know his slogan? His campaign trail? Yeah, what's the slogan? I'm joking. I don't, I don't, Matthew McConaughey's pretty much a goofball,

but just keep living or something. That took a turn. Oh, I think it's just keep living. L-I-V-I-N. Yeah. Just keep living or something that's a good i think it's just keep living yeah l-i-v-i-n yeah just keep living uh i think his campaign is i'm still alive that's that's real it's not vibing that's real his campaign for 2024 is i'm still alive they're getting all funny with that shit all of them are all getting funny they're taking a page out of trump's book and they're just being funny they're trying then trump Then Trump's about to unleash. Did you see the Shane Gillis, the,

the, about the shoes sketch? No, I didn't see the sketch. I heard the, it was funny. He's like, so he puts on the Trump shoes and then like,

let's say he's like going, he's like weighing himself. The doctor was like, you're two 50. He's like, Nope, I'm one 70. And then doesn't he put Biden shoes on and keeps tripping over.

Yeah. It was like, so funny. That was a great appearance tripping over it? Yeah. It's so funny. That was a great appearance. All his shit was funny. That was really funny. By the way, shout out to SNL for going like, all right. That was crazy. We're bad.

We fired you. They got a lot of backlash. Did they? Yeah, the liberal media was still going at them, and they still did it. I guess my question is- It's great. My question is, the guy, Bowen, the Asian guy, did he do sketches?

He hugged him. And I guess they follow each other and have commented. People always make it about Bowen because it was an Asian joke. He didn't care about that specifically. But it's funny, even the lib media was like, Shane Gillis bombs in monologue. Shane Gillis, horrible

job. And you're like, whoa, you guys are so off. Dude, that monologue was hilarious. It was so awkward. That's what made it great. And it wasn't even that awkward. No, no, I thought he was not awkward. I thought he was just kind of like, I thought it was awkward. I thought he was like, okay.

Yeah, but he's a pro, though. I didn't think Shane was awkward. I thought that crowd was awkward. Like the band behind him just like. The whole thing was awkward because of like that, all the stuff then he was like dealing with it and then he got into his groove and it was great but he was also like dude i don't have any clean comp you know i don't have any dude comedy for snl there's no way this was even close to a bomb right no way it was i've seen some bombs on there yeah i don't understand what the people talk about people bombing it makes

no sense even even the joe coy thing at the golden globes Yeah. Oh, yeah. I don't understand. What do people talk about people bombing? It makes no sense. Even the Joe Coy thing at the Golden Globes, it wasn't a bomb. Like, I don't understand this. They just try to skew it. Joe Coy's thing, it's like, that's up to, you know, discretion to each their own. This, there's no controversy. It was not a bomb. No, no.

But he destroyed. And he got to say the R word, too, on SNL? Got to, you know? You gots to. No, no. You said he got to say the R word too on SNL? Got to, you know? You gots to. No, no. You said he got to say it. Yeah. That's hilarious. Like it's like, yeah, dude.

It was great. I only saw the monologue. I didn't see the sketches. Because I usually, when I'm looking at SNL, I'll be like, let me see the monologue. All right. And then I want to see the news because I think they're kind of funny together. Oh, yeah, yeah. And that's it.

But this is one of the fun times that I put the show on and I just watched it through because the sketches were really funny. Well, he's a good sketch guy. He's a good sketch guy. He just signed with Netflix to do a sketch show. No, but the thing is the fact that they allowed it to be like this. They have to. I'm telling you, listen, guys.

But they have to. I'm telling you, this is a big deal. All right? I don't know. People are glossing over this. Huge deal. But this is a big deal that they fired this guy yeah because of cancel culture and then they they took it back still got backlash

before he even did it and they still went through with it and it was a smashing success i mean at a certain point comedy has to get back to like we're gonna some people are gonna be offended and i think it was great but also it's great's great. A major network, what is it? NBC goes, hey, we're eating shit. We got to do something. Oh, you mean bring funny people back, you morons? So now the ratings are high since it's been in a decade. They're like, all right, well, here's the recipe for success.

But comedy always wins, though. Networks are on board. And stuff on YouTube will get flagged and stuff. But comedy always wins, dude. You go into a room and you make these jokes, everyone laughs. You know what the thing is, like what you say about YouTube. I think it's because YouTube is still making so much money off ads and everything. They don't know what's not working or what isn't working.

It hasn't hurt their bottom line. It hasn't hurt their bottom line. But I think with these networks, I think this sort of like woke cancel culture stuff is hurting their bottom line. Oh, it is. It is. Correct. I think they're like, wait, I thought that if we took off the white guys that you guys would come watch. No, the people that talk that shit, they don't actually watch.

They just go, good. They're not going to watch regardless. You took them off, good. And then they don't even watch. And America is 70% white. So when you eliminate those, you're going to have an issue. Okay, now you're going too far. It's those facts.

Just what it is. Look at Disney. Disney blamed the fan base for their movies bombing. Well, what's up with the Madame Web? Did that do well? No. It bombed, and that's what I'm saying. They blamed the fans for not giving it a chance.

Oh, it's because it sucks. But what do critics say about it, though? Probably 100 on Rotten Tomatoes. That's what I'm saying they blame the fans for not giving it a chance. Oh, it's because it sucks. But what do critics say about it, though? Probably 100 on Rotten Tomatoes. That's what I'm saying. But they're not leaving the real world. That doesn't know that. I'm just saying the obvious. It's like, that's not the real world.

Wow, 12%. Oh, wow. God dog. Well, at least they're... No, that's bad. Well, I never believe Rotten Tomatoes, but... Go to IMDb. Go to IMDb. Go to IMDb.

I mean... Not that they're any better, but I'm just saying, you know. It gives you... But so, did you see it? You saw it? No. Oh, well, why didn't you see that shit? And I normally would watch a movie like this.

This is my jam. I'll turn it on. I'll turn it on. Yeah, I'm surprised you haven't seen it yet. I'm going to wait for it to come on. Oh, you know what a movie I watched? What? That, like, everybody was saying was bad, and then I watched it at home with Rachel?

I loved Wonka. Oh. Oh, is it good? I heard it was good, though. I love all of them. I heard it was good. I'm just saying I watched it at home with Rachel. I loved Wonka. Oh. Oh, is he good? I heard it was good, though. I love all of them. I heard it was good. I'm just saying, I love, no, but so many people

told me I love that. I would never watch that movie. I would never watch that movie. I love anything Willy Wonka. I'd rather come in my own eye. Oh, wow. You've got that. But you'll watch that.

I never hit my eye. But you'll watch, you've hit your eye. That on web. I saw it coming, and it hit my mouth. I go, mm, and it hit my lips.

I go, mm. I'm not going to I go, I'm not going to taste it. I'm not going to taste it. But you did. It's kind of hard not to. No, but. You were like, let me see what all the fuss is about. No, no, no. Eric found another angle of Brendan's crash.

But, okay. I found this is a great angle of your crash. Oh, my gosh. That's hilarious. Send that to me, Nick.. That's hilarious. Send that to me, Nick. Not what I planned. That was a fucking hurt. He's fine.

That was basically the exact same thing I did, but I had a top. Yeah. Oh, poor kid. We see him break his neck. Where's the helmet? You see the comments? Where's the helmet? Guys are asking me that.

Why aren't you wearing a helmet? What? What? I'm in a cool- the comments? Yeah, yeah. Where's the helmet? Guys are asking me that. Why aren't you wearing a helmet? What? What? I'm in a cool-ass truck. Yeah, bitch. I'm not fucking. I'm not fucking up with a helmet. I'm not in competition.

Uh-oh. That's like if Chris had a beret on right now. That's a cool video. Not what I planned. Aw. Where's the helmet? You could have paralyzed your kid. Dad's hilarious immediately.

That's a cool video. That was Casey. He's like, man, are you all right? I'm like, I'm a little out of here. I saw a movie the other day that was so... I want you guys to watch this movie. Nope. What is it?

It's so good. I'm watching this fucking movie now i know it's trash yeah we're going on it's not dude such bad lamb too no lamb too t-o-o i'm watching this movie lamb too in space uh it's called lamb too chops so hold on dude it's it's called Lamb 2 Chops so hold on dude it's so good and I'm going to tell you what it is I won't though piece of shit it's a

it's a Korean movie and it's called Memories of Murder Memories of Murder and I don't want to give away the ending, but you know. Bro. Yeah, it's such a good movie.

Let me guess. The guy has flashbacks of murdering people. Hey, hey, hey. True story. That is crazy. Open with Korean. Why? Because that.

Because now I don't know if I'll watch it. Yeah, yeah. You open with Korean, I'm in. You're not going to see it. Oh, you are going to see it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not him. Koreans.

He's vibing. Koreans and like the Scandinavian, Not him Koreans He's vibing Koreans And Like Like the Scandinavian Like the super white blonde Yes They make the best movies The two of them This is by

This from a guy What did you see this on? Tubi So I had to watch the commercial I know I didn't know Are you that desperate For good movies?

And I'll tell you this Tubi? No I'll tell you this much I'll tell you this much What the fuck dude, I'll tell you this much. I'll tell you this much. What the fuck, dude? Go on with your shit. Got him. Got him, Brendan.

2B. You're saying the same thing over and over again. Listen. He is 2B Prime with no commercials. No, 2B. No, 2B is the shit. I'll tell you why. 2B, 2B.

I will tell you why it's the shit. 2B or not 2B. You know what, dude? I'm going to tell you this right now. This might seem bullshit. I'm going to tell you right now, dude. Oh, you're Christmas doing Shakespeare. Let me tell you right now.

2B or not 2B. I'm going to tell you right now. None of y'all motherfuckers are funny today, all right? How about that? Damn, it's a hard enough pitch. Damn. It's a hard enough pitch. Then when you go, it's on Tubi.

I know, but I will tell you, this is, I watched, I didn't, to be honest, I start playing the movie. I didn't know it was on Tubi because I just went into the thing to play it.

And then the commercials happened. I'm like, what the fuck is this shit? Yeah. I go, oh, it's on Tubi. I get what you guys are saying.

I'm like, fuck this. Bro, when you're watching a foreign movie tubi is the best why because you can take a break and look at your phone you can't in a foreign movie if you are reading it and once they go kleenex you go okay because you gotta read the shit you can't do so that so i love to be for that reason for foreign movies but this this movie is by the guy who the he the director of par who directed parasite and parasite obviously won the academy award and it got really big and then i you know people were like what else has he made this was

still a big hit this movie but uh people went back and watched it. And, bro, it's so good, man. I'm never going to see that. Here's my problem. It's not even the ending that makes it good. It's already good. The whole movie is phenomenal. How are you going to come here with that? Dude, I recommend The Iron Claw.

You know how much better quality that fucking movie is than anything you've recommended today? It's probably not. The Iron Claw is legit as fuck. It's probably not better than that movie. It's so good. It's solaw is legit as fuck. It's probably not better than Memory of a Murderer. It's so good. It's so well done. Parasite's great. Snowpiercer's okay.

Mother sucked. I didn't see Mother. No, that's not that one you think. He did Snowpiercer? Yeah. Snowpiercer's okay. I didn't really like that one.

It's okay. Hold up. He did Barking Dogs Never Bite. That's good. That's good. Barking Dogs Never Bite are good. Memory of a Murderer is top notch. The host is so fun too. The host is great. Mother I didn't see. Snowpiercer's good. Barking Dogs Never Bite are good. Memories of Murder is top notch. The host is so fun too.

The host is great. Mother I didn't see. Snowpiercer is okay. Okja I saw half of. Parasite's great. Mickey Simpson, we'll see. I don't know. That's the new one.

We'll see. Mother's actually really good too. But have you guys seen Oldboy? I keep talking about Oldboy. Yeah, I've seen Oldboy. Okay. Okay. You got to watch Oldboy.

I've seen Oldboy. Watch Oldboy. What's it about? I saw Oldboy. You can't research it. Yeah, just watch it. Just watch it. It's horrible. But Oldboy and the other one. I've talked about this already. The other one about? I saw Oldboy. You can't research it. Yeah, just watch it. Just watch it. It's horrible.

But Oldboy and the other one, I've talked about this already. The other one. Watch the Korean one, though. No, no, no. Vengeance. It's about vengeance. Vengeance. The other one, I See Murder.

The other Korean one. Oh, I See the Devil. I See the Devil. That one's crazy. Oldboy and that are the two best revenge endings ever. Yeah, fuck your foreign films. Here's the thing. I'll watch old

boy if you watch uh the the whaling the whaling bro that's what you were talking about that's why that's the whaling that was is the whaling is dude the yellow sea the tube the two no the yellow the two the two best movies that we've been talking about are the whaling out of here man and uh memories of murder i will now watch Memories of Murder. Yeah. The Wailing and Memories of Murder. Memories of Murder and The Wailing are the two best ones. Old Boy. Now let me tell you about Old Boy.

No, don't tell me anything. No, I'm not going to. I'm not going to. Old Boy is really great. I watched Old Boy ten years ago and I was like, wow. I watched it again the other night and it wasn't as good as I watched it again the other night,

and it wasn't as good as I remembered. But that's what I'll say about Old Boy. Don't tell Brendan now. He needs to watch it. He needs to watch it. He'll love it. It's really good. You're going to get completely freaking blown away. Just watch it.

You don't see it. It's one of those endings that you can't, even if someone's like. If you guys keep talking about it, I'm not going to watch it. You won't get it. I'll tell you what. It got me second time yeah even i was watching it again i was like it didn't really end that way though right and i go oh yeah it did that's how good it is but that's just like uh that's just like the other one what's the

iron claw no i saw the devil i saw the devil yeah the way that i can't remember that we'll pull that one up oh my god i can't remember the i don't know what that's what i'm saying i don't know what revenge is worse that's the poll i can't remember this is i know i saw his wife was murdered and he uh it is he's all crazy he's like he stalks the murderer you know what i mean to get right right right right and then at the end he does some really fun right right right right right. And then at the end, he does some really fucking shit. Right, right, right, right. He really does some fucking awesome shit. Maybe watch this one first then, Bren. And then if you like this one, then watch Oldboy.

Oldboy is such a classic. It is a classic. You're going to like it. I'll see if I have time. I have American Idol on Sunday. Nah, bro. I'm telling you, Koreans? Fuck, man.

The cinematography, the music, everything. They make the best. They really do, dude. It's all that, right? But the thing that I like the most about the Kareem when you think of Parasite you think this movie

is about this yeah alright and you're like okay this is interesting and then all of a sudden it's about that

there's a dungeon you know what I'm saying then you're like what that's what I like they don't the wailing is so good but the wailing is long

but see I love the Kung Fu shit. I love those kind of movies too. You can't even see this one. What's the one about the knives? Once you start watching these movies, you're like, when am I going to go see fucking Iron Claw? Seriously, you're like,

this shit is... You'll see, bro. This is unbelievable. Watch Iron Claw because it's real shit, dude. You have to have guilty pleasures though Yeah I know I know of course yeah What are your guilty pleasures?

Well I'll watch Encyclopedias? No I'll watch like really dumb shit That's what I'm saying Yeah like Dolph Lundgren shit or something you know Yeah okay well that's what I'm saying They're not Iron Claw That's the middle shit

I'm just like that's for fucking Dude Iron Claw is a real story I'll watch it I don't care about that Oh really? That's the only thing I care about? I saw the devil? Fake.

Yeah, but it's not... Yeah, but it's fake. I'm out. It's based on a real story, which means it's fake. No, it's not. No, no, I'm saying, Ironclaw, I'm saying it's fake. It's a real family. The guy's still alive.

Yeah, but bro, they're not telling you this actual story. They are, though. No, they're not. The family was cursed. Six kids. They are, though. The family was cursed. That was his argument. That's the real story? That The family was cursed. There are though. The family was cursed. That was his argument.

That's the real story that the family was cursed? Six kids. Five of them die. What's going on here? No, I understand. But you're into this guy fucking devil and Korean shit. Come on. Memories of Murder.

It's based on a true story. Have you seen Memories of Murder? Of course. Oh yeah. It's based on a true story. It is based on a true story. Come on. Chin's of Murder? Of course. Oh, yeah. It's based on a true story. It is based on a true story. Come on. Chin's got a subscription to all things Asian, I think, right?

Dude, once I started watching Korean films, I didn't watch it until later when I was older. My brother introduced me to him, and I'm like, dude, these movies are so freaking insanely good. Well, I don't know if this movie is Korean, but it's just like the Judge Dredd stole the story from this. Oh, really? I'm not sure. From this Judge Dredd. Judge Dredd was a comic from this. Oh, really? I'm not sure. From this. Judge Dredd? Judge Dredd was a comic book in the 90s. No, no, no, but I'm saying like the movie version.

It's the Korean movie. And they made a sequel. Fuck, what's it called? Demolition Man. No, no, no. They're in the building, right? Yeah, they're in the building. What the fuck is it called? One word, right? I don't know. No, it's not Korean, though. That's not Korean? It's like Taiwanese or something. I got to tell you something, though.

That's the greatest action. There's no better fighting in a movie than that movie. I don't like how much you guys are. No, no, no. Dude, dude, dude. Is it this? Yes, yes. This guy.

Raid Redemption. Raid, yeah, Raid. The Raid and the Raid Redemption. Listen, in the Raid Redemption, there's a car fight scene. There isn't anything ever made better than the fighting they say it's the best action ever it's the this is the bread this is the greatest action you'll ever see on screen okay there's nothing that fight in the kitchen in this movie i don't even know if i've seen this honestly oh you have to watch the first raid. The knife fighting in this shit is so good.

Dude, just go to YouTube and just look up raid redemption knife fight. Just the raid knife fight. Wow, Brendan's so checked out. I just don't. Not redemption, but just the raid knife fight. Oh, it's Indonesian. Yeah. That right there. Just look at that one right there, okay?

Probably no sound, so. This guy... I don't like it. What are you talking about? Looks like Bourne Identity. But way before, right? Yeah, this is like... They don't have this kind of violence.

What do you think of this, Chris? If you're gonna have violence, have violence. No, I don't agree. Oh, no. I don't agree. I don't agree. Oh, so you like Wolverine with no blood on the claws?

No, no, no. No, but it's for different people. I don't like that. But if you make Wolverine, you know the kids are going to go see it, so you can't make the blood and shit. No, no, no. Here's the thing. That's why Deadpool's dope.

Well, right. But that's what it's for, though. Don't take kids to see Deadpool. Don't. Well, yeah thing. That's why Deadpool's dope. Well, right. But that's what it's for, though. Don't take kids to see Deadpool. Don't. Well, yeah, but there's going to be that. But they're going to do that with Deadpool. They're not going to do that with Wolverine. They did.

It's called Logan. And it was great. Oh, it was dark. But that was after they made 95 Wolverines. I understand. But that's because this is a vibe. Logan was great. This is a vibe.

Logan was sad. The first time you saw. You're watching Logan, right? We've been watching Wolverine for 13 years. The first time those claws went into that guy's head and came sticking out. Take my money. I was like, oh shit.

This is why they don't show this. Because Wolverine's violent. But what I'm saying is like, my thing is, if you're punching and shooting guns and stuff like that, don't think this is good for kids because we're not sure yeah yeah yeah yeah so what i'm saying is like just don't have that true let's have different movies for kids but if you're gonna have shooting and guns and knives

do it do the shit right do it fucking do it i guess you're right yeah that's a good that's a good point that's a good point i guess i was thinking more about like fighting not not guns and knives even fighting even if you look at thinking more about fighting, not guns and knives. But even fighting, even if you look at the Avengers, they're using guns and they're like, you know. It's a very violent thing. Avengers gay, bro. No, but what I'm saying is like, I want to see rated R versions of all that. Hey.

They basically are. The Hulk is just like. I want to see all of it. I like rated R. I like rated R comedies it I like rated R I like I think most I like rated R violence I think most adults would rather watch that shit for real than yeah yeah but but I also don't like I also I also I don't really like how it it's maybe it's going away from it now but movies hit this thing where like the Dark Knight came out, and then every superhero movie had to be realistic.

I don't like that. Avengers is the Avengers. That's one thing. It's all fucking... I don't love it. But like... There's a fine line. It's like Batman Returns.

They don't need to make it realistic. It's a superhero movie. At the end of the day, it's a dude in a cape jumping around. Yeah, but Batman, he's not a superhero. He has no power. He's just a rich dude that protects Arthur. And I loved, I thought the new Batman was so good. So dark.

Even that, make it rated R. You walked out? No. It wasn't rated R. Really? Even with the mass shooting and all that? Yeah, it wasn't rated R. like it even with the mass shooting and all that yeah it wasn't rated it was too dark i love it and people always think i'm talking about it it was like literally lit oh yeah it was very dark yeah i i hate that it was very dark i was like

game of thrones that was like no yeah i i was like all right i'm not why where are the guys where are the guys on the screen though you just though You just did an hour rant On all this shit We've never heard of And you won't Chris has got his remote At home on the bright setting Yeah yeah yeah He's on

Where are they Where are they It's your TV Oh this is a podcast For blind people Just audio Just audio This is

You want to see Game of Thrones There you go Oh no oh no He stabbed me Oh god oh he stabbed me Oh no Oh look at the dragon That's Game of Thrones? There you go. Oh, no. Oh, no. He stabbed me. Oh, God. Oh, he stabbed me. Oh, no. Oh, look at the dragon.

That's Game of Thrones. You got a shitty TV, Doug. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, lights, camera, action. DC, camera, action. That's funny. That's funny.

Oh, that is funny. Just make sure you're rated R, bro. That's all I'm saying. Just make it rated R. Like, you know, even in that Dark Knight movie, I mean, the Batman. The Batman. You know, he's chasing a penguin. Like, I want just one kid to be in the theater like this.

He's chasing a penguin. The gas truck blows up, and the kid turns to the father and goes, what happened to the driver of that gas truck? But you're going to be like, you know, oh, he's okay. It's okay. This is good. You know, Brendan Schaub did Donuts in the desert. I'm just saying it's like, oh yeah, you just want to go, oh, that guy's dead.

Yes, that guy's dead. Did the penguin go to jail? Oh, no, no. He had to stay in the movie because, you know. Yeah. I'm saying at a certain point, man, look, Batman, the first Batman with Christian Bale, I mean, that changed the genre forever, right? That's when it was like, that was a great origin story.

This is how Batman became Batman. It doesn't hold up. You know. But it is what it is. His voice. No, Christian Bale was great. He talked like this. Yeah, he's always great. It doesn't hold up. You know? But it is what it is. His voice. No, it's Christian Bale. He's always great. He's always great.

Everywhere he talked like this. But he always talks about how he, like, with Heath Ledger, just what he did. Christian Bale was like, oh, I'm not doing, I'm doing terrible. Yeah. I don't understand that, honestly. I think Heath Ledger was good. When people are like. You don't think he was amazing?

No, I don't. Not in that role. That new Joker in the dark Batman looks insane. Should have been rated R. The Dark Knight wasn't rated R? It wasn't. No. Wow.

I mean, I don't think... It was heavy on the dark. By no means do I think that Heath Ledger was not good in that movie. He was good. But I think it's weird. You weren't blown away. No, but I think that people... Well, he won an Oscar, so...

Well, I think he died, and that made it a little bit more of a bigger thing. You're vibing right now. But it could only. You're vibing a little bit. All right. Well, the Joker's won two Oscars now, so at this point, it's like, what are we doing?

Well, that one with fucking... What's his name? Joaquin Phoenix? Come on, bro. You can't compare. Joaquinenix was amazing he's the best joker that was nuts and brian cowan's in that for three seconds back of brian cowan's head yeah but the problem with uh that joker yeah you know he do real he goes and he

he meets bruce wayne at 12 oh oh yeah i know i know i know you got logistical problems yeah so when he becomes Batman This fucking Joker Is gonna be like I didn't know Do it Yeah there you go

Just for you I didn't know The goal now Is Siskel and Ebert Yeah Shut the fuck up I know we are Are you kidding me

Mr. Mr. Fucking What's your stupid movie About the people dying Cause they're bad parenting It's a movie That's legit

You're talking about The Iron Claw bro If one of your kids kills himself, oh my God, tragedy. Five? If two, you got problems.

Something's going on in your family. The dad, so the moral of the movie is there's no curse. The dad was a, he pushed him too hard. Okay, well there you go.

I guess the New Joker is going to be a musical. Tim Dillon's in it. Is that what I heard? Tim Dillon's in it. He is? Yep. Well, there's a lot of comedians in the other one, too.

Yeah. Sam Morrell's in it. What's his name? The director. He's not a comedian? No, no. He loves comedians. No, no.

He likes comedians. Yeah. He likes them, yeah. That's why I'm rising. Isn't he the guy that... Wait, no. He didn't do that movie. He did Hangover.

He did Old School, Hangover. Oh, he has Hangover. That's what I'm saying. He loves comedians. That's what I thought. Yeah. He's got a big Lady Gaga. Is that it he has hangover. That's what I'm saying. He loves comedians. That's what I thought. Yeah. It's going to be Lady Gaga. Is that it, Nick?

No. The new... She's the new... Harley Quinn? Harley Quinn. Ooh, I like that. Look, I like the Joker. They just keep making it.

I can't get enough. That's why. Really? I can't. They just keep making it over and over again. There's no Batman. I'd like a better Bane. No, no, no.

I know, but I'm saying the Joker's even going to be the next to the Batman. What's his name? Barry Keegan. That guy's a great actor. There's no Batman. I'd like a better Bane. No, no, no. I know, but I'm saying the Joker's even going to be the next Batman. What's his name? Barry Keegan. That guy's a great actor. He's great. I'm not taking anything out of it. His dick's going to be out in this one, I hear. In which one? This new Joker. Whose dick? His. Barry Keegan? Yeah. Oh, Barry Keegan's in the Joker?

The new Joker? No. He's going to be the Joker in the next Batman. That's what I'm saying. He's in the first one. I know. I'm saying. He's in the first one. I know. Oh, yeah. But they cut the scene out. Well, no. It was like an extended scene.

He's in the end of the movie. He's in it for a second. There's an extended scene. Have you seen the extended version? Yeah, man. The DVD? Yeah, I mean, I just like, I feel like that movie was 45 minutes too long. Yeah, it was long.

And I have, you know me, man. I get into it. There's too many. I have a lot of logistical issues with that movie. What's this, Nick? I don't like that. This video is hilarious.

This lady calls Kevin Durant a bitch and then immediately... He stops, right? And he didn't kick him out either. She said it right at the beginning. Yeah, I heard it. Bitch. Bitch.

And then look at her face. She's all, what's up? She's all, big dog. Big dog. And then listen to this guy. He's embarrassing. What's that guy saying he said her brother her brother my best lifelong or my best friend of

four years died of a brain tumor and then people uh and then it's a fuck and you call him a bitch that's where he goes he goes so your wife calls me a bitch yeah your friend died i'm a bitch and i guess like the guy who died used to call Kevin Durant a bitch. So she was doing it to like, that's like what they told him. And then at the end he goes. I host a podcast about sports. And Kevin Durant's just like, get the fuck out of here. I host a podcast.

And then he pitched him on his pod. That's exactly what trolls are. No, that's the internet out of here. I host a podcast. And then he pitched them on his pod. But that's exactly what trolls are. No, that's the internet in a nutshell. No, but it's like, that should be called the moment the big black guy turns around and confronts you. That's that moment. So look at the people doing it. Two trolls. Two trolls.

Fat, stupid ass needs to shut the fuck up. That's the moment she was like oh wow and then they panicked went yeah your friend died and was called you a bitch so I did it too it's like you know what I would have preferred her to be like yeah bitch yeah I said

it yeah it's like ugh man by the time the camera already pans she's just like that's hilarious you know and then he's like I have a podcast

you down to come on it was so quick by the time the camera just went to her she's like bitch and the sucky part is like

good way like if Kevin Durant had any sort of comic in him you know this is like dealing with a heckler and he could have

turned around and just been like just going off on them. And then he would have been in the wrong. Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, I'm surprised people don't think he's in the wrong anyway. If he fat shit – Oh, no, no. He should have let this go.

No. I like that he had gone. He called a bitch. And also, he's like, what are you doing? I like that they get called out. You can't act like this. Dude, I used to go to the Clipper games, like even way back in the day. If that was Ron Artesti

he would have whooped their fat ass. When Carl Malone was still playing and stuff. So I remember one time we were in the stands and we're like, Carl Malone,

you fucking suck, man. You suck, girl. And he went like this. He looked up at us like this. And just that acknowledgement, we all went like this. Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Y'all some hoes. Y'all some hoes. Andall some hoes and then i remember this other guy he played for minnesota i forgot his name garbage player but he was like uh you know where you go you suck you know and he turns around and looks at us he goes like this but i'm rich you know yeah and i said back to him like this you live in minnesota everybody's rich that's hilarious oh man dude that but the thing is is like getting that acknowledgement rich that's hilarious oh man dude the thing is

it's like getting that acknowledgement yeah that's all they want that's why she was like this oh shit that's the internet too

just turned over to me maybe he goes mad that's the internet then we acknowledge and we're like yes it makes their day yeah

so it's like I know so it's like it's tough I love she's all big dog come on he's all

get the fuck out of here. I like that stop and turn. What any of these guys do at a professional level is so hard. They're so good, even if they're garbage players. They're so good at what they do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So these people know that they're the top of the world of these types of athletes. So even when they're saying, bitch, they know.

Yeah, there's only 400 and something players in the world. They know because they paid $400 to watch them. Well, yeah, but you can still hate a player, but still. But it's just like, hate a player, but don't hate the game. But you just, yeah. You couldn't even get it out without it. I said, hate the player. It made me laugh.

It's so funny. I'm dizzy today, bro. What's wrong? Magic Mike. We got new stuff. What is it? It's just a... It's a new Magic Mike.

The new formula. Better tasting and that's been there for a while. Better tasting, long acting. It's got guava and vanilla in it. Let's get it, dude. Let's do it. Fuck yeah, Casey. Open open it up open it up close to your dick like that it looks like you're taking out your penis casey at christmas must have been terrible here we go yeah thank you oh yeah yeah i've dude these are better actually i've had these

even the color is better the color is better? The color is better, yeah. I'm almost here, guys. I'm almost at this. Was it good? Yeah. I swallowed it wrong. Nah, but you guys see memories of murder.

Anyway. And we got to watch this video. Yeah, this is actually... Let me just tell you right now, before we even start it. That's your face. Look at the face he's making. You're the only joke. Look at the face he's making.

Yeah, that's Eric. It's you, bro. Now, the shoulders are not you, but here's the deal. Hold on a second now. Oh, I stand corrected. I stand corrected. It looks identical. I'm working out, bro. Now, the shoulders are not you, but here's the deal. Hold on a second now. Oh, I stand corrected. I stand corrected. I mean, that looks identical. I'm working out, son. What are you talking about?

Why? I'm like six years away from this. Why is this guy this buff? Steroids? And a lot of working out? No, no, I know how he's that buff. It's like, it's why. But why? What are you going to use this for? This is so unnecessary. This motherfucker can't even chop the wood. Yeah, he can't chop the wood. It's like, what why? What are you going to use this for? This is so unnecessary. This motherfucker can't even chop the wood. Yeah, he can't chop the wood.

It's like, what is this for? Okay. And by the way, I've already... This guy's jacked, bro. Super jacked. Why can't he do it? It's just to wood stuff. Is it really hard?

Hell yeah. You ever try chopping wood? No. It's such a workout. Well, I know that. It's so hard. This guy. You just talk about any kind of workout thing, and so hard yeah i've done it with any kind of

workout thing and this guy i've done it with the fucking mace ball or whatever the hell you call it but not with the fucking never chop wood and watch korean movies that's that would be a weird but you gotta do it on two beats when the commercials come on you never watch two during commercials there you go there you go that, that could have been you. I don't know. I'm working on it. Yeah, but he's 30. I got to look a little older. I'll get there.

Dude, I'm going to get jacked. You're getting there. Yeah, thank you, but I'm going to get. It's my fucking legs, bro. I got it. Get on steroids. I want to, but my wife doesn't want me to, dude. Don't tell her.

You're Austrian. I can't keep secrets from her. Dude, I want to, but my wife doesn't want me to, dude. Don't tell her. You're Austrian. I can't keep secrets from her. Dude, I want to tell her. No, that's why I'm saying it. That's why I'm saying it. I can... Are we vibing? One secret turns into 20 secrets.

Lies beget lies. Lies beget lies, dude. Lies beget lies. Lies beget lies, dude. Lies on lies. No, I want to. And I was like, babe, can I start doing testosterone? She's like, no. And I was like, come on. She's like, no.

And then I was like, for five minutes, I was like, fuck, man, that would be so cool. And then I was like, no, it wouldn't. Why? Why the fuck should I do testosterone? I'm a comedian and a dad. And that's it. I'm a comedian and a dad. Then stop working out.

Well, you're also a husband. No, but I want to live longer. A friend, a podcaster. Then eat healthy. None of those. I don't need fucking testosterone for any of those. Yeah. Podcaster.

Well, you do kind of. Like this. Okay, fucking. Yeah. To be. All right. Is that it? That's it. Hey, we didn't even get any. We have some good ones, but you guys are right. Well, same for Patreon about the Korean movies. You can't you can't have a headache

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