The Golden Hour - Life is a Highway | The Golden Hour #68 w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: February 23, 2024

The guys talk Nick attending UFC 298 and being on camera, beef in the comedy world including Donnell Rawlings vs Corey Holcomb and Kevin Hart vs Kat Williams, most famous people with the names "Brandon" or "Chris", Bryan Callen in the wild, Erik caught on camera at a Rams game, an update on Rachel Dolezal, the Multiverse versions of Erik, Chris and Brendan and much more! Get two extra episodes every month at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcast Nugenix - Get a complimentary bottle of Nugenix Total T plus a bottle of Nugenix Thermo X FREE when you text GOLDEN to 231-231.

We're friends that laugh, we're friends that shout Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about But that won't stop us Nothing can stop us It's like a show you used to love Just rebranded enough It's stronger, better, bigger power Cause it is the Golden Hour

It's the Golden Hour Do you guys have something that like with your wife that you guys have in common that this is why you know you're with this person? You know what I mean? is there like some kind of like yeah, yeah Well, well how specific are you getting? Well, I got TV shows food No, no, cuz like we had this stupid chair in our bedroom. It's supposed to go on the Balcony it's like an outdoor chair, but it's kind of comfortable and we've kept it in the room put clothes on it and stuff But we got all this baby stuff now It's like an outdoor chair, but it's kind of comfortable, and we've kept it in the room, put clothes on it and stuff.

But we got all this baby stuff now, so we had to move it. But we moved it. It's sitting in the stupidest place in front of our dresser. It's in the way. That shit's been there for like two weeks. And then I look at it, and I go, oh, neither one of us care. Right, right, right. Got it. It's not a priority right now.

But still, it's like that's a thing that like – You connect on that. Yeah. That's a parent thing. – You connect on that. Yeah. That's a parent thing though. You don't even think about it. But I'm saying if you're like a meat freak and the other one is not, it's not necessarily going to work. But is there some kind of thing you guys have with your wife that you're like, oh, this is how we connect? That's funny.

You know, well, before we even get into that, they say that – and this is crazy because I've tried it and I've tested it out. If you have one chair in your bedroom, you'll put a bunch of stuff on it. Always. Always. But if you put another chair there, you won't put stuff on both of them. Depends how messy you are. Okay. Okay.

It worked for me. The test worked for me. Yeah, but your wife will put like eight chairs in there with tables and there'll be a swing. Yes. She does go overboard. Yes. Yes, she will. Yes, she will.

Well, my wife, I guess for us, it's like, well, first of all, you talk about neat freak. Dude, I will, and I will answer your question, but I was, it was, I don't know, it was like three nights ago, and Kristen was like, hey, if I stay up late tonight, will you get up with the kids tomorrow? And I said, sure, what are you going to do? She's like, I want to clean the house. So I said, stay up late? She says, I'm locked in. I want to do it. I have the energy to do it. I'm locked in. She's like that dude. I'm locked in.

I'm locked in. And so I was like, all right, if you're going to clean the place, then sure. Absolutely locked in. Just want to get back to the community. And so I go to bed at, you know, one or something. Oh, that's so late. Yeah, so late, right? But, you know, hey, your boy's on comic time.

You know what I mean? And I just keep crushing. you know what i'm saying okay yeah so okay so uh so i i go i wake up at eight to to wake up with the kids she went to bed at 5 a.m., dude, she cleaned the house until 5 a.m. I woke up. It was immaculate. One question. One question. How dirty is your house? So what she did was—

5 a.m.? That's in the eye of the beholder, man. Oh, yeah. There you go. Because she could be the kind of person that would see this table and be like, what the hell? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then it's got to be like, you know, this has to go here.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But us, we're just kind of like, what are you talking about? I went to bed and the place was clean when I went to bed. Thank you. Yeah.

But no, she was like, she organized all the toys and shit, but it was crazy, dude. It was crazy. And this is like, she wasn't on drugs. That was my first thought.

No, no. She just was like, I'm going to do it. Hey, little Addy. No, she fucking, no. A little Coke. We did some Coke before I went to bed.

No, it was just, but how crazy is that? So we have a lot of things that are opposites that make us. No, no. That's a common thing. So that's a different thing. Yes, yes, yes. Well, what's the thing that you know is like, what is the thing that, oh, this is why, this is one of the reasons I'm with this person.

Do you have one of those? It's such a long list. I don't even know where to start but mine would just see don't be corny don't be corny oh my god i figured that's something he would say i don't i i mean mine are i would get general like last night she made i can't remember what it was but she made a joke that was so funny and smart to me. And I was like, God damn, like, you know,

sometimes she'll surprise you, like your girl, whatever, like, you're like, not many people would fucking make that joke. And it's on the wavelength that I'm on. Like just,

and I did have a moment last night where I was like, man, I'm like, it's so cool that she does that. It keeps me stimulated and it's funny and I'm lucky, you know? So there was that moment then last night. But if you want to get real specific to like a chairs in the middle of the room in front of the dresser, I'd have to think about it.

I'd have to think about it. Because I just like, it hit me because I said to her, I looked at this chair and I was like, this is why we're together, huh? Because we haven't even discussed this chair. It's not even like, it doesn't even matter. Like, we can't even get into the drawers. Like, I can't even get into the socks. Oh, I would love, I would, no, Kristen would be,

I mean, I would not be okay with Kristen. Yours too? Yeah, I'd be there for 10 minutes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What would she say? Absolutely, she'd say, what are you doing? Yeah, but this is like, it's one of those, that's what I'm saying, but that's what I'm saying. Like, I go, oh, okay, this is why we connect. Yeah. We're okay with this. Yeah, yeah, put it. Yeah, but this is like, it's one of those. That's what I'm saying. But that's what I'm saying. I go, oh, okay, this is why we connect. Yeah.

We're okay with this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's good. I was just wondering if you guys had something like that. That's good, I guess. I mean, I know I'm changing because we had this painting that we bought. We've been in the house like six years now. We had this painting. It was like of a horse or whatever.

I dig horses. I didn't care. Oh, wait, you told this, didn't you? What is it? It was haunted. And she goes, oh, we got to get rid of that and I was like yeah that makes sense when six years ago I'm like are you fucking crazy I'm throwing a pain wing I was like that makes sense yeah well we've had some bad juju I'll throw that thing women want to change you but it's uh

they they they wear you down you know yeah that is exactly it dude I'm at some point now I know I'm worn because I remember this is how we're making a fire making a fire with one of these because I remember in when we first when I a fire making a fire with one of these because I remember when we first when we moved but when she first moved into my place that I was at before

it was like I had like I had a honey spoon I called it and she was like what are these baby spoons and she it was a whole big deal

and she like threw my baby spoons away and I was like those are my honey spoons it was a whole big deal it's just for you to eat honey yeah just to put honey in my coffee. So cut to...

Use a fucking regular spoon. No, because... Get one of those bears and just squeeze it in. I don't got to explain myself to you. Go fuck yourself, all right?

And that's not real honey. There's a whole honey scandal. Nick, look it up. There's a honey scandal. Nick, Nick, don't look it up.

Look it up, Nick. Hey, are we vibing right now? Don't let him bully you, Nick. Is Eric vibing right now? Yeah,

vibing. He's talking about honey. I look at the honey. They're saying a lot of the honey right now? He's vibing. He's talking about honey. So there is. They're saying a lot of the honey in stores, it's all fake. It's not from bees. It's all corn syrup. It's not bee throw up. Somebody should be food.

You didn't know that? Yeah. I get my honey from a place in Denver. Don't give your kid honey. They can't have it until like four years old. I mean, if your kid's a pussy. So then now, though, cut to now. Okay.

She just is like, yeah, I don't, I don't think you need this anymore. And now I just go, yeah. Okay. All right. Well, that's good. You guys are growing. Yeah. Hey, Nick, you look like you've had a little bit of a hangover from UFC 298, huh?

A lot of excitement. Nick went to the actual fights. I did. Oh, he did. I thought that was a joke. Big fights. UFC 298. I know.

Big, big boy fights. Yeah. They were incredible. I was there with Zuck. Yeah. Well, were you there with him? You were there with him like Callan was there with him. Yes.

How about Callan goes, dude, I ran into Dana White. Well, you sought him out, right? That's like after. Well, no, we were crossing paths. He knew who I was. And I saw Zuck. And he looked at me. And I said something.

And I go, you better know who you are. He goes, why wouldn't you know who I am? I'm like, because Mark Zuckerberg. That's like I've gone to the Clipper game with Jay-Z and Beyonce, too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I went to the Lakers game with LeBron. You had a good time, though, Nick? Yeah, those fights were incredible.

Did you buy tickets, or did Theo hook you up? No, actually, a buddy's girlfriend got us tickets and we went for four dudes. She didn't even come. Wow. Jesus Christ. She's cheating on her, man. And then we made the broadcast like immediately. Really?

You made the what? The broadcast. Oh, really? Well, this is prelims. This is the first prelim fight. Oh, shit. That's funny. Look at those guys.

The guy looks like a tan sugar shot. Are you guys LMFAO? You guys are LMFAO. You guys look like you're going to start a tap-out company. The guy on the left I had never met. Oh, he was my favorite dude out of the four of them, even you. I like the one on the far right. Yeah, the guy.

This is a boy band video. Oh, to your left. Oh, my favorite is the one on the other side. Yeah he he's a model actor he he does really well in la but uh the three on the right we all stream together for like 15 people watch fights or football and this guy i like that guy the best we the guy on the left we met him through that he became our moderator he's so funny in the chat and tom invited him it was like one of those things when like i Call of Duty. I can tell when a guy's a good person, man.

I like him. Get him. Yeah. I like the model on the right. I mean, hold on. Play the model guy. Let me see the four of them in action. He looks right into the camera, and he puts his glasses down.

It's pretty impressive. You know what I love? There you go. He knows. He knows his poses. Hold on. Let's see. Let's see the four of them before you get into what you like.

Damn, you're the finest. Okay, yeah. Oh, he's doing it. The guy on the right looks nice so that's good but like um you know what i like nick you know i like this i know you're hardcore you showed up for the first prelim i asked cal and i go this is gonna dictate whether you're a real fan or not what time did you did you get to the arena you know seven o'clock went not a real he's the guy dude he's the guy who leaves the baseball game when he or they're gonna win i'm gonna leave yeah you know what i mean those guys they don't stay the whole time

and that's fine oh dude he's kind of just chilling right there that guy that's my boy he was on every taco bell in america for like six months what do you mean on every taco bell on outside of it they had his really of course he was look at him pimping chalupas look at him dude oh yeah live my handsome bastard i mean dude all right don't pose mean, dude, all right. Don't pose like that. He's all right, bro. But don't pose like that. It depends on what you like, man. For Taco Bell. I'm not hating.

Yeah, you're hating. I'm not hating. You're backtracking. At first you were like, oh, he looks good. Now you see this. No, no, no. I said he looks nice. No, this is Chris.

Not my cup of tea, but I can see how people like it. Yeah, that is exactly what I'm like. That is Chris. I don't like that. Go to his face. He's got a long head. Right there. There we go.

He's got a long head. Long face. No, he's good looking. He's good looking. Yeah, he's a handsome bastard. Well, that angle. But that is, I don't want you to say he's a handsome bastard, okay? You know what?

He's a pretty. He's a good looking dude. He's a pretty boy. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I guess so. Yeah, yeah, he is, yes. Model, like the casting people like him because he's got that androgynous look.

He can be anything. Mixed race. Androgynous is exactly the word I was going to say. Yes. But also, I have a thing, though. Is he super? He could be a woman. Is that what that means?

There's a couple pictures. Like, go through all the pictures. You'll be like, oh, what's up, girl? He's handsomely safe. That's what they call it in marketing. Handsomely safe. Yeah, yeah. I would say, though, I have a thing.

I don't love real thin guys. Is he thin? Yeah. I'm out. I'm out. Hey, but you were a thin guy like five months ago. I wasn't. You notice how like five minutes ago, oh, this guy's great.

He's beautiful, whatever. I didn't say that. Slowly hated. Now he's like, well, you know, actually, eh. A little too thin for my liking. He's too skinny now. All I said was he looks nice, and my favorite guy was the other guy on the other side. Yeah, but you slowly started knocking him down.

I'm not knocking him down. He's handsome. He's just not for me. He's too thin. But you were a thin boy five months ago. You and Brian are two thin boys. I wasn't like Brian, dude. Brian is frail.

He is thin. That's fair. Bro, I was just regular body guy. No, you're a gangly guy. Yeah, gangly. I wasn't like Brian, dude. Brian is frail. He is thin. That's fair. Bro, I was just regular body guy. No, you're a gangly guy. Yeah, gangly. I'll go with gangly. I was gangly. I'm still gangly.

No, you're bodied up. I'm still gangly. I'm bodied up, but I'm gangly, yeah. No, you're not gangly. Dude, I'll tell you what I did the other day at the fucking... My back is so sore, and this is very interesting, but I was working out, and I did... Dude, I usually do the pull-ups and shit. Yeah.

Dude, I did... Pull-downs? Negatives. Oh, yeah. Bro, I'm... Now we're working. working out and i did dude i usually do the pull-ups and shit yep dude i did pull down negatives oh yeah bro i'm not working but i was like you know i know i know that it's a different thing and harder and i am so much sore more sore i didn't know that well i yeah you said true i jogged on the treadmill at 4.5 for two minutes. Then I stopped. Then I'd walk for a minute and then run for two minutes. That's what I do.

That's good. Yeah. I do a little interval training. Then I do my weights. I'm doing good. That's good. That's good. You've been going or no?

You said you've been out of it. Yeah. That's okay, though. That's okay, man. You know, life's about – life is a highway. And you've got to ride it all night long. Dude, that song, when that song came out, when that song came out, I was... How old was I? When did that song come out?

My mom didn't let me listen to it. She said it was too vulgar. And your cocks and the pussies and pussies and cocks. I mean, it's not vulgar at all. But I can watch Freddy. Well, I mean... Bukkake's all over your face. Is it that good?

Does it have to be so extreme? I mean, dude, it's about driving. Life is a highway. Could be. No, it's not Rascal Flatts. No, sorry. They fucked it up, huh? I want to sex you up.

They fucked it up. No, Rascal Flatts can't miss. No, no, no, no. Let me tell you something. Rascal Flatts can fucking miss. Fuck you. 1991. Okay, I was 11.

When that song came out, I'd go like this. I seriously, I fucking swear to God, I was 11. I thought, this is going I'd go like this. I seriously, I fucking swear to God I was 11. I thought, this is going to be hard press in my lifetime and another song better than this. I'm with you. I mean, that song. Slaps. You just think back to how stupid you were, right?

Man, I don't know. That song still kind of. So there hasn't been a song better than that since 1991. It was tough. Huh? I'm with Chris on this. It's a good jam. I don't know, man.

If you hear it, your spirits go up. They really do. Your spirits really do go up. And then I go, you know what? Life is a highway. I mean, it is.

It's a little bit of a highway. My highway's been bumpy. What's your top five songs all the time then? Oh, my God. Oh, man, that's tough. Me and My Girlfriend with Tupac. Never had a friend like me

with Tupac. Life is a highway. Don't finish. Let's do it next Patreon. Oh, okay. We'll listen to them. Life is a highway. Don't finish. Let's do it next Patreon. Oh, okay. We'll listen to him. Oh, because we can play it. Top five songs.

Have you guys listened? We'll do it on Patreon, but have you guys listened to New Kanye? No. I heard it slap. Well, you can't listen to it. That's fake news. Where is it? No, that's fake news.

Where is it? Yeah, they didn't take it down. That's fake news. Apple Music took it down and put it back up like three days ago. Why did they take it down? Because it's anti-Semitic. You know why. Oh, does he say stuff in there?

They say. He said, I can't be anti-Semitic. You know why. Oh, does he say stuff in there? They say. He said, I can't be anti-Semitic. I fucked a Jew bitch. Okay, that's... Well, that's like saying I have a black friend. I'm not right.

But they can put out records of killing and murdering people? Okay. Okay, Apple. Yeah, that's crazy. But you know, he's the number one trending album

in every country, including Jerusalem, all that shit. Oh, yeah. Number one. Well, I mean, it's like, what publicity? Oh, that shit's last. Speaking of publicity. Yeah, I got to look at it.

Did you guys, I don't know if you guys would know about this, but. Well, try us. I know about a lot of stuff. And Donnell Rawlings was going at it on Sunday at the Laugh Factory. I saw Donnell went at him, huh? Yeah. What do you mean? And it's on TMZ. Apparently, Darnell went on stage,

and then Corey Hopen went up after him, and then it was like trashing him. What? Yeah, it was crazy. That's a bad idea. That sucks. I like both of them. So then for the crowd, Darnell was like yelling at him,

and people were filming, you know how it goes. Why was he trashing him? Because his special's about to come out. Oh, that is good, yeah. L.D., you catch up. So this is perfect. L.D. You catch up. You ain't got no... Nobody agree? Holcomb's no punk either.

I'm gay. I'm free to go. I'm talking about... But we have to... We have to... What is this called? This is the laugh factory. If we was at the Savoy, you wouldn't be able to be up here that long. What is this called? This is the laugh factory.

If we was at the Savoy, you wouldn't be able to be up here that low. You'd be like, get your whole ass down. I came up in the hottest rooms in Brooklyn. And you ain't never with them rooms. You just yelling, come down. I don't have a mic. I can talk to you straight up. You wanna talk about it? You saying I'm mild. You saying I ain't come through mic. I can talk to you straight up. You want to talk about it?

You saying I'm mild? You saying I ain't come through the streets or the gutters and straight bulls**t? And if you want to ask somebody, ask the motherf**ker that you know what I do. Is that crazy? Listen, listen. Hold on. Let's be fair. Fair conversation.

That's right. That's Larry. Let's be fair. No, no, no, no, no, no. Let's be fair. Let's be fair and real. You say you keep it 100. I know how I get there. I ripped.

You ripped lights? I ripped. You ask any... You ever see me bomb? Anybody. And you ask anybody that don't know me. I keep it gangster. I don't say you bomb.

No, you trying to say I'm a bum. I ain't no bum. No, I didn't say you bomb. And I saw that... You know what's great? He's on fire with the kid tomorrow. Hey, nice. Hold on. You're a provocateur. You know how to incite people. Ain't nothing mild about my... People, look at you.

Ain't nothing... If you was at the mall, they'd put you out with your hot guess what and guess what and guess what you can say what you want to say you can say what you want to say you calling me a mild comic is totally off so you're a strong yeah i don't understand he is a beast super beastilo's a beast. That's right. Yeah, I don't understand. He is a beast. Super beast. Yeah, I don't know why. But Corey likes to do that.

Oh, does he? Oh, I didn't know that. Because I feel like this is foul play, man. Why? I hate when comics do this. Yeah, well, I mean. I can't stand like you just get off stage. Yeah.

I hate when people do this at the comic store. You go on. You get off. You go, I'll come up next. Yeah. Like you, like you, like I, I hate when people do this at the comedy store. You, you go on, you get off, you go, I can come up next. Boom. And then that person has to say some dumb shit about you.

Like, it's like, but when they say it, like in a way where you go, why the fuck would you say that? You mean Mark Marin? Yeah. Like Mark does that shit.

Neil Brennan did that shit to me one time. Really? What'd he do? Where I almost was like, Oh shit. What? Like what man? Oh,

got it. Got it. Got it. But I was just like like i don't like that yeah that's annoying i think that that shit so so and good for donnell because he's like oh no i'm still in the room yeah yeah yeah like what no beast you know i'm still in the room and you you talking shit about me i don't understand though but yeah that's crazy like it's it's it's you can't argue that donnell is a like just destroys rooms. I don't understand.

But Holcomb might have just done it to rile him up. And it goes on and on and on. I don't want to dip my toe in this pool. There's a lot of beef in the black community. I was reading an article. It's like a lot of, I don't know. Cat Williams. I just don't know why he would do that.

Yeah, but Cat's been doing that for three years. Will Smith, Chris Rock, these guys. Cat's been doing that for years. Him and Kevin Hart keep going at it. It's more Cat going at Kevin. Kevin really doesn't. Oh, doing that for years. Him and Kevin Hart keep going at it. Yeah. So it's like whatever. It's more Cat going at Kevin. Kevin really doesn't. Oh, yes, he does.

Look up Kevin Hart talking about Cat Williams. Really? He goes in. But did he start it? Yeah. He's in Jumanji 4. Did he start it? Before that.

You know what I'm saying? He's like, what? No, he still talks about it. When Cat was talking about it. He'll bring it up. He was on a radio show just going in on a guy. Who? Yeah, but Kevin Hart said Cat Williams is on drugs.

Okay? He said that publicly. I mean. And then Cat Williams was like, you ain't ever heard anybody say I've been on drugs. I haven't been. You know, he's always talking about it. You know? We're going to pretend he's not on anything?

No. Again, I don't want to dip my toe in this bull. Yeah. Who knows? Yeah, I don't want to dip my toe in this bull. Yeah. Who knows? Yeah, I don't know. Let's get two whites breaking it down. Yeah. That's exactly what I want to hear from him.

There's something about your work ethic and the way you promote film. Promoting your movement in the Mark Twain podcast. Comes out and rides the bike. You don't think about it too hard. You just go, okay, that's crazy. He looks tired. The lion's riding the bike. And then you go home and enjoy the rest of your day.

I don't feed into the stuff at all at the end of the day. It's all entertainment to a certain degree. So you just hope that people can be smart enough and have a tremendous amount of logic. We got a better one. There it is right there.

That's the one right there on the radio show. The one you, I just saw. The guy that sits on top right now has taken advantage of all the money that I have. How long ago is that? I shot over 56 specials for the up-and-coming generation of comedy. Why?

Because I'm trying to create opportunities for others rather than complaining about it. I'm fixing it. I'm putting my money where my mouth is. I also take full responsibility for any and everything that I've done in my fucking business. That was in 2018, y'all. Good or bad. My frustration. That's what I'm saying. This also take full responsibility for any and everything that I've done in my fucking business. Good or bad.

That's what I'm saying. This has been going on for a while. Yeah, but usually Kevin doesn't really dip his toe in the pool, especially the level he's at now. There's another one, too, recently. At Breakfast Club? Because he was talking about Tiffany Haddish and then he had to come back again. Tiffany's his girl. I don't know, man. I just feel like there's all this beef.

It's like crazy. But I just don't understand. I don't know why that happened the other night. Apparently... Where was I at? Someone was like, you need to get this beef, put it on a grill, cook it. Someone told me that when I was dealing with someone. You know what I think happened? I think Donnell must have went on stage and ran the light a long time. Well, he does do that.

Yeah. And then Corey went up just to be like, all right, fuck this. I'm going to do that. And I get that, too. It's get their game i just want to say that i get all the energy of it i just like if i can't stand that either hmm it is funny they're like i'm from the streets i'm from a gutter but then it's just like stand-up comedy yeah well especially also at the laugh yeah i know like any any of these holly black shows in hollywood'm like, half the crowd got headshots. Shut up. You know what I'm saying?

Shut up. This is not Inglewood. It's also weird to be mad that someone said you're not from the streets. Right? Yeah. I'd be like, okay. Thank you. Good.

Yeah. Thank you. My parents made good life choices. Yeah. Parents figured it out. Wait, I'm getting made fun of for that? Yeah. You ain't from the streets

i know man thank god thank you oh my god thank god i don't i've had have you had a comic i had a comic fucking trash me once after i got off stage like so he came up and he was like he was like uh oh so you run the light huh and i was like what i didn't even i did not think i did to this day maybe i ran it one or two minutes. How long ago is this though? Years ago. But, and I got off stage and he was like, oh, you think that dude's funny, this and that? You guys both know what it is.

I'll tell you off air. But, and I was like, Jesus Christ. And he kept going and people were like, fuck you. Like, I did it well. So they were like, he is funny. Shut the fuck up, you know? And anyway, later on, he messaged me. This was when I, I mean, he messaged me on Facebook.

You probably went to therapy. You probably went to therapy. Came back. This was a long time ago. He messaged me that night. He was like, dude, obviously this has to do with me. I'm so sorry. I was like, it's all good.

Let's meet up. You know, we'll talk. And so we got dinner. No, we got dinner. And I was like, it's all good. And it was interesting, though. good and it was uh it was it was interesting though yeah it was interesting comic we know huh yeah i'll tell you afterwards is that how you and brian became friends yep would it be cool if origins i mean this is meat

head common would be cool if the comics just fought i mean just wouldn't that be cool if darnell was like i'm from the streets and then he just came the hokum came down they just fought they wouldn't do that. And then Darnell wins and he's like, are you cool, man? It's Darnell. Darnell, yes. You always say Darnell.

And don't. Because I grew up with Darnells. But those are different guys. Yeah, but I know. You grew up with Kevin's and Steve's too. I know, but Darnell, Darnell.

But just go by Darnell, right? Hey, Brandon. No. How about just go as Brandon? Yeah, true. Brandon is the actual name That's the name It is true

Hey Brandon I roll with it I deal with it every day He's gonna be on the fucking thing tomorrow He's gonna be on Fighting the Kid right Donnell is what will be on there It's like the difference between

Brett and Brent That's another one I can't stand Yep don't do that Don't do that Look everyone knows The real name is Brett Everyone knows the real name is Brandon It's fine you wanna be Brandon

Fuck you I'm sorry but that's the truth man Kirsten is Kristen We know that Name a famous Brandon Everyone knows the real name is Brandon. It's fine you want to be Brandon. Fuck you. I'm sorry, but that's the truth, man. Kirsten is Kristen. We know that. Name a famous Brandon. I don't want to. Brandon Lee?

Tyler and Taylor? I don't want to. Famous Brandon? Name a famous Brandon. Go, I'll wait. Let's see. Brandon. Brandon Lee? Why don't we go back to Bruce Lee's son who died?

Brandon from 90210. He could probably beat you up. Not really. Can you beat up Brandon Lee? I would beat the shit out of him. You think so? Him and his dad. Same time. Bruce Lee would fuck you up. Look, this is how big Bruce Lee is. Come on, bro. Bruce Lee would

fuck you up. Never been in a real fight. Never been in a real fight. Yes, he did. He was a fucking champion. Stop it, dude. This is how big Bruce Lee is. He was in some fights, dude. Okay, look at the Brandons. Go ahead and go through the Brandon list. Brandon Roth, exactly.

Brandon T. Jackson, crazy. Never heard of any of these people. The only one I know is Brandon Jennings, and he's a basketball player. Go ahead. Way more famous, Brandon. This is not an argument, though. Yeah, I won. Brendan Frazier.

Oh, yeah, well, what about they're not famous? Brendan Frazier. Oh, dude, I made the famous list. Yes. Let's see. Where are you? Brendan Schaub right down there. I'll tell you what. Chris wasn't even a name that famous people had up until like 10 years ago. That's not true. That's not true. Chris Evans.

What are you talking about? Chris Evans. There's a boom, but Chris has been around forever. Chris Carter. Who's that? All he Chris has been around forever. Chris Carter. Who's that? All he does is catch touchdowns. Oh, yeah, he's as famous as Chris Evans and Chris Hemsworth. Chris Carter is pretty famous. You're out of your mind, bro.

First of all, when did he play football? In the 90s? Yeah, it matters. One of the greatest receivers of all time. Jerry Rice is fucking famous. Do you know Jerry? How about Chris Tucker? Boom.

Chris Rock. Oh, got him. about Chris Tucker? Boom. Chris Rock. Oh, got him. I'm saying white ones. Fuck you. White ones. Oh, white ones. Oh, wow. Yeah.

Tight move, though. Good job. I like how smooth you did that. White ones. You know, I'm going to come out white ones. Chris Benoit. He's probably more notorious than anybody. Isn't he dead?

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah, he killed his whole family. Oh, he did? Oh, I thought he just killed himself. Chris Col dead? Oh, yeah. Okay. He killed his whole family. Oh, he did? Oh, I thought he just killed himself. Chris Colford, a gay one. Okay.

And he's white. From Glee. I love Glee. Eric's been a very famous name. Chris North. Yeah, there's a lot of Chrises. I should be on that front page. Chrissy T.

I don't think so. Oh, yeah. Who are all those guys? It doesn't come up when you put famous chins. It's all actual chins. Just type in chin. Just type in chin? It's just a bunch of little chins.

Yeah, yeah. That's all it is. Oh, no. Yep. It'd be great if it's just a picture of chin. And you see, if you do chin singing, because people would look chin singing, it's the upside-down face when they start singing.

Oh, wow. That's funny. Oh, wow. What's the most common name in the world? Like Bob, Bill, Joe? Muhammad. Probably John. Okay, in America, for God's sakes.

It's got to be John. I would say John. Yeah. Who cares? These days? Who fucking cares? Maria's number one? That makes sense.

That song. Maria sense Italian, Mexican I mean there's so many Different Marias you know Oh James I told you John Well nobody was disagreeing You were disagreeing I would say John

James What's that nickname for James Jim So Jim would count as James Yeah. Yeah. But James, what's that nickname for James? Jim. Jim. Jim. Right. So Jim would count as James. Which is so fucking stupid.

Completely. Like, what? Yeah. Your name is James. Yeah. It's like, Chris, Chris, call me Ralph. Exactly. That's my nickname.

Name's Chris, call me Ralph. It makes no sense. It would make sense if it was like, your name's Christopher. Right. And then Chris. And we call you Chris. Well, it's also Richard. What about Richard and Dick? Yeah, that's another one.

It's all weird. Robert, Bob. That's another. That's white people shit. Well. Is it? LaWasha LaDryer for black people? LaWasha LaDryer?

Yeah. No, that's funny. No. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. There's no one named LaWasha. Theryer? Yeah. No, that's funny. No. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. There's no one named LaWasha. The coldest? Well, yes, there is, bro.

There's a LaWasha LaDryer. That's not the same. Wait, hold on. Nancy is short for Ann? No, it's not. I mean, it's longer. It's long for Ann. Ted, Ned, Edward.

Edward, Ted. This is weird, huh? Nellie, Helen. That's ridiculous. How the fuck? There's more letters. Margaret, Ted. This is weird, huh? Nellie, Helen. That's ridiculous. How the fuck? There's more letters. Margaret, Daisy. Peggy.

I've heard Peggy for Margaret. You have? Never. There's a, yeah. Why? What is the origin of this nonsense? That's some Wisconsin shit, Nick. We'll never know.

Sally, short for Sarah. In what world? They're just making them up now. Polly, short for Mary. Dude, this is fucking horse shit. Oh, this one. I know that one, yeah. That's another one that's dumb.

Yeah, but both of those names are kind of awesome. Jack John? They're the same length. It's short for Jack. Hank and Henry are both cool names, though. So, fuck off. Chuck and Charles, I've heard that one. All right, well, you know, this is fighting to be the most boring podcast of all time.

We're talking about names. Yeah. We were talking about Callan looks skinny. Yeah, he's not doing well. Oh, you know what? That's like meth, Callan. How's he have better hair than Callan? He's on meth.

Woo-hoo! Oh! That's Callan starting his own podcast. And he just keeps doing it. I got a new one coming out, man. It's called Off Limits. Video representation. God damn it. Video representation of Callan starting his first podcast.

That's Callan trying social media. Actually, play it again. That's amazing. That's amazing what that guy did. You know why? Because you knew he was going to fail. Because you didn't even know what he was going to do, but you knew he was gonna fail because you don't even know what he was gonna do but you knew he was gonna fail you knew it was gonna be just the way it was just it says drunk people doing oh i didn't oh yeah i'm already get it oh he got fucked up oh you know what instagram i started to

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Knocking them over. Or biting them. And like not biting them. Oh yeah. But it's just a lot of like dogs going full speed at kids. Yeah. But there's that, I think I blocked the account. Kids getting hurt because it kept coming up on my...

I can't watch that shit. I don't like that one either. Actually, I saw one of that. Some of them, it's just cute getting hurt. Yeah, I know. The kids in traffic on the freeway. Every now and then it gets nice. Dogs vs. Children,

obviously the wrong account, is a band in L.A. Oh. They play the hard rock, it says. Play the hard rock. Yeah, but there's like, you know what I mean. You just go, because I always wonder about that. Because you always see great videos of a little kid with a pit bull and the dog's taking care of the kid and you go i just think is it always like this you ever seen ridiculousness not half the videos are kids getting fucked up by dogs oh really yeah oh wow but it's always like on a grass field and

the kid does like a somersault or some yeah kids are resilient bro they'll just bounce off the fucking dog and shit you know because they don't know even what's going on they just go it's like a like like it's like how the drunk driver is always the one that walks away from their accident. But I thought about it when you leave in the hospital with your baby, and they say, hey, there's this whole list of things to look out for. If you have a pet, be careful of this. Fellas, take a little break. Let me ask some fellas.

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There's a million Conors. I wonder if there's some – there's got to be some secret rich people stuff that they do, right? What do you mean? Because you rarely see these people in public. Who? Like Zuckerberg? Yeah. I'm saying he's going to this.

It's great. But do you think there's places in Hollywood where they can go eat and there's no – you're not going to see him at Swingers. But look at him. Look at him. Did you see this, Chris? No. What is it?

Oh, man. He walked – Let me fill him in. Yeah. So Zuckerberg got really friendly with Alec Volkanov I know that. Alec put him in his corner

Now watch him in his corner while he's taking the clothes off. Zuckerberg doesn't know what to do and they're like, you know, they take the gear off and he's all Everyone's like, get the fuck out of here. Alright, let's see what's up This is the richest anyone has ever been right here in this moment. Watch this. Watch this He's like, okay, fuck out of here. Watch this. All right, let's see what's up. This is the richest anyone has ever been right here in this moment. Watch this.

Watch this. He's like, okay, no, all right. Here we go. Okay, nope. There we go. Okay, nope. That's the richest moment in history. Just like I'm here because I have money, and what do I do?

I'm normal, right, guys? Give me one? Oh, no, I don't know. This would be like if you wanted to no i don't know this would be like if you wanted to be on like a pit crew for like yeah yeah yeah what's exactly over there with a wrench yeah yeah waiting for you know like no luke thomas said it best he's on the thing what do i do what do i do he's just like i always wanted to do that no luke thomas said best you ever seen that meme where it shows like four legit soldiers and then a clown dressed up too?

Like they're about to do a raid and there's just a clown. You don't know what the fuck he's doing. No, what's that? You don't see that? Luke Thomas posted it. Oh, that's what he said about what that was? He's like, this is Zuckerberg. Oh, I see what you're saying.

Yeah, but what would be the thing you would want to do? You got billions of dollars, influence and power, and something like Facebook. Like Drake shoot when he warmed up with the Kentucky Wildcats. He has no business being there. What would you want to do? I'll tell you right now, I wouldn't want to do any of that shit. I wouldn't. You know.

You know. You've always said. I've always been the same. Yeah, yeah. I don't give a fuck, dude. I don't know what it is, but I guess people like that to feel accepted. I like to feel accepted, too, but that's not the way I try to feel accepted. I don't know what it is, but I guess people like that to feel accepted. I like to feel accepted too, but that's not the way I try to feel accepted. I don't.

So there's nothing that you want to do that you have zero access for? No. Really? I get it. There it is. He goes, look, there's Zuckerberg with real fighters. It's spot on. That's really funny.

Shout out to Luke Thomas. But wait, what would yours be? I was thinking about it too. I don't know. Here's the thing. If I think of myself in those situations, I would just feel like, this isn't for me. I don't belong here.

So I wouldn't be having fun. But you're not into sports or anything? Yeah, but there's other stuff. What would it be? But you've been in movies. There's not much we can offer you. I mean, yes, there is. What?

I mean, I don't know. I mean, a pit crew. Why would I want... You don't know. Like, if, I mean, a pit crew. Why would I want? You don't like cars that much? But my point is there isn't a thing like that that I'd want to do. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. We're saying the same thing.

Like, what would it be? There's nothing you're into where you're going to be. What would yours be? Oh, man, where do I start? Yeah. I kind of did it. Comedy. Right, right, right.

Right, right. But that's not a thing. I'm saying something that's accessible. Right, right, right. Right, right. But that's not a thing. That's accessible. Like that right there. Is it? What that guy was doing right there, you can't just do that. You can't just be like, oh, I'd love to walk out with like Tyson Fury. Yeah, if you have money and fame.

Justin Bieber did it. You know what I'm saying? If you have money and fame, you can do it. That's for me. But that's why. Because of who he is. What would you do, Eric? But how about this, too?

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They don't want it. You're not supposed to do it like that. Dude. There's kind of shit. Bro, how out of place. Wow, dude. You know shit like this exists, you know? That's gangster, dude.

It's only for the elite. But Eric, you know how you said. I'd be there with my wife arguing in the back. Like, what's up with the dick nose? You see it bouncing. Take it off. The camera pans. You just see it going like that. You're just like, what are they doing?

My wife with her tits out. This was Kanye's listening party. Yeah, exactly. It really looked like that. Someone showed me videos. Oh, wow. He's going down a weird road. Speaking of though, Exactly. It really looked like that. Someone showed me videos. Oh, wow. They were like. He's going down a weird road. Speaking of though, would you want your girl doing all.

What? What Kanye's doing? Yeah. I don't know. I see her walking around barefoot. That's all I really know. I don't know. You haven't seen her body?

Yeah. No, her body's crazy. But she's just always posed and naked or something. They're always doing. He picked her for a reason. They're always doing. I think Kanye would definitely have a party like that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know he's doing it right now. Yeah, yeah, he would. People are weird. What an interesting... He's nine posts. Oh, because he got deleted. He's always deleting them.

You know... That top right one's weird. You know the weirdest experience I've had with somebody that's like super rich? Is that Volkanovski? What? Is that him?

Who is that? That is not Kanye. No, the weirdest experience I've had is like I remember when Spawn, the movie Spawn came out. One of my faves. All right. So bad.

But so good too. Right. And then we're out in Westwood and we go to the premiere comic book and Todd McFarlane comes out and speaks to the crowd for the movie. Okay. It was so weird.

Why? Because he was talking for 30, 45 minutes to the point where people were like, start the movie! Oh, wow. You know? So it's like, I'm just saying like, what I'm saying is like, he's like this, he's the guy that bought Mark McGuire's ball. Yeah, I know.

I know that. So I'm saying like, you know, you have that, what would be that thing? So I don't know. I see. Yeah. I don't know. What would yours be, I know. So I'm saying you have that what would be that thing. I see. Yeah. I don't know. What would yours be? I actually am old. I kind of feel like it's like I don't want to do that. But I guess if you're young. Oh, maybe. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

He's not that young though. He's 40, right? Yeah. Still, it's different than 56. I think Zuckerberg's thing is he's looked at like such a pussy. He wants to be accepted. Everyone wants to be accepted. No, I think he's such a pussy. Oh, shit.

Is that you? That's you. Yeah. I have the same shirt on right now. Where the fuck? Oh, that's hilarious. We're in the exact same outfit. It's fucking Ronald McDonald, this motherfucker with the same shit.

Inspector Gadget. Inspector Gadget looking in his closet with all the gray coats. Dude, what should I wear today? This is the guys that invite you to the game. The guy that invited you to the game, this is where you sit. Oh, he invited me. That's where we sit. Damn.

Those are great tickets. I got to go. It's hilarious. Who's fucking filming you? And why are you standing? Yeah, what's going on, bro? This is right there. Where are my seats?

Where are my seats? There's like food right there and everything. Mister not supposed to be there. We got any Goldmower fans? I'll sit down. I'm enjoying myself. Mr. Not supposed to be there. Can I enjoy myself?

Look at Mr. Not supposed to be there. He goes, I think he saw me. Whoever sent this in. Wow, that's hilarious. You're so serious there. Yeah, because you know why? It really gets boring. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Football is better at home on TV. Everything's better at home. because you know why it really gets boring yeah yeah

football is better at home on TV everything's better at home than it is but I will say this that stadium is fantastic now you know what's the shit

players don't like it you know what's the shit baseball's the shit if you go to baseball yeah because you can go and you can watch and you're just chilling

there's so much down time where you're just chilling and I love it and nobody really gets crazy excited except for really. Right, right, right. Here, it's every play. Yeah.

Baseball, it's like six times. You go, oh, oh, oh, oh. You know? That's it. You get a hot dog. You go to the fucking. In all nine innings. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's like three or four times. It's just so long. Everyone just saves all the energy. It's like six to three, you know? That's why they sing at the seventh inning to remind you you're out of game. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The baseball is the shit, bro. It's so boring.

I love it. I love that it's boring. You were bored at the NFL game, huh? No, I'm saying just – Oh, you need to go to UFC. There's a point in the game at a football game where it just gets boring. Yeah. It's too long.

At the football game. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, but I'm saying like when you're watching – It's like mid-second quarter. And that was the point. That was the point. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, but I'm saying like when you're watching. It's like mid-second quarter. And that was the point. That was the point. Yeah, I'm just like, what's going on? Stand up.

What's this? The stuff was happening, and I was like, what's going on? I don't know. That's hilarious. So this dude sent it to you or what? Yeah, he sent it to the Golden Hour. That's funny. Oh, really?

Yeah. I wish he would have tagged me. Yeah. He's been sitting on it for a while because that would be a month ago. Yeah, that would be a season's over. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is – you talk about what happens at games. NBA has great, like, halftime shows and stuff,

and if you have league pass, they show them all the time. And someone posted this. This is a middle school doing a national anthem, and they're really bad. They get like, come on! Nervous. It's so bad. The crowd's like, what the fuck? That's pretty bad. That's so bad. But of course, you know, all the fuck? That's pretty bad.

That's so bad. But of course, you know, all the parents. And here's the crazy part, too, is all their parents are there. You did so good. Because I've been to games and when they're like, they have kids doing stuff. And there's like a little area that all the parents, they got their cameras and all this stuff. I'd be so fucking proud if my sons were on there doing that. That's what's happening. Hell yeah, dude.

Fuck it. I don't care. You did so good. Oh, I'm different. You did so good. You hear me back on energy. Good try. Good try.

You fucking did it, dude. What do you want to do next? Any baseball game, you hear me go, baseball ready. Wow. Because they're like chilling. You know, they're just like chilling. Oh, wow. They hear baseball ready, they get going.

Wow. You'll hear it 50 times a game. They say that with kids, it is better to say what you just said as opposed to being like, you're great, you did good. It is better to say, good try. Good try to being like you're great you did good it's better to say good good try yeah yeah yeah oh you almost did it right that's what i do you don't want to you don't want to lie to them yeah you know you don't want to be like your wife sweetie home run um yeah though the uh yeah good try. They say good try. Calvin gets really frustrated with shit. Dude, these shoes are litty.

You know, sometimes I walk upstairs and then I hear us. Just couldn't contain himself. Saw the Trump shoes. Oh, the shoes are litty. I want them so bad. They look terrible. Come on, bro. Come on, man.

You wouldn't rock those? Nah, those are terrible. If they weren't a Trump shoe, you 100. No, I wouldn't. I don't like gold. They look terrible. Come on, bro. Come on, man. You wouldn't rock those? Nah, those are terrible. If they weren't a Trump shoe, you 100. No, I wouldn't. I don't like gold. I don't like fully gold. Those are terrible. What's up with the red waves?

Those are terrible. The red waves? I like these. The POTUS 45s are filthy, dog. I just want to see him in some shorts. Oh, yeah. The cologne. Now, the cologne, the packaging is nice. The cologne, the cologne The packaging is nice

The cologne The packaging is real nice Are you kidding me Look at his picture though What's that What is this That is hilarious This dude is a fucking

Hilarious guy This is what you would do Dude he pulled up To sneaker cons I'm gonna do that They gave a billion Billions of dollars You go

I want my own shoe Oh this would be the thing Yeah sure And you would do a commercial Well you could do it You could do that Yeah Just be on the phone

You could do it now I crave my own shoe You could do it now. I'd create my own shoe. You could do it. Yeah. So the- Dude, shows up to sneaker con? No, I'm a fan of all this shit. That's hilarious.

Hilarious. I don't like the way the shoe looks. But everything else is fun. All gold's tough to pull off. All gold is- I'm never a fan of all gold shoes. I mean, at this point, the guy's like, what else can we do? You know? Yeah, no, I get it.

I wonder who thought of that. I wonder if it was him. Some young marketing person on his team was like, you know, Sneaker Con's coming up. Let's do that. They offered a shoe. He's like, yeah, fuck it. Let's do it.

And then he made fucking half a million dollars on his shoes immediately. Not to his lawyer fees, but yeah. Well, yeah. Well, that's true. The $384 million. But who's paying that? What does this mean? He's going to go to Supreme Court. He'll be fine. So he still got money? I don't know, yeah. Well, that's true. The $384 million. But who's paying that? What does this mean now? It'll go to Supreme Court.

He'll be fine. So he still got money? I don't know, man. Because the Supreme Court. I don't know. I don't know. So if he had to pay all that, whatever, $347 million, they figured it out. That's 15% of his net worth.

Oh, he's really that rich? I didn't know that. Yeah. I didn't know that. Yeah. Oh, I didn't know he was that rich. Yeah. Yeah, but that's actually 15% of his net worth.

Your net worth doesn't mean you have that amount of money. No, it means like the properties, everything. But that's what I'm saying, though. But that's a big hit. But 15% is a lot. He'd be fine. It's not like he's going to be bankrupt on the street and not run for president. That's still a lot, though.

He can still win. Oh, no, it sucks. Evocative cash. And he's not going to pay that much because he'll go to the Supreme Court and they'll shut it down. But lawyer fees, you know, millions and millions of dollars. Damn. He'll figure it out. Well, yeah.

I mean, I want the shoes, but I wouldn't wear them. I don't like that. Yeah, that's my thing. I want them. I just have them in my house. The gold, the portfolio. I have one pair of shoes that are gold, and I like them a lot. They're the Air Max.

And other than that, I don't really like gold shoes. However you feel about Trump or not, like even if Obama had a shoe, can you name another president that had a litty shoe like that? Has any president ever had a shoe? No one's had a shoe, man. Yeah, those are cool. Yeah, those are cool. I think these are cool.

What are we talking about? A shoe? No one's had a shoe. Yeah, those are cool. You want to tell us about what guy came to your show that made this shirt that sent you that? Zuckerberg. No. He didn't come to the show, but he's on Instagram, MTV Jesse.

The guy makes really good shit. Was he on MTV? I can't have regular shit on, ever. He sent me this. He's never going to have a Reebok or a Nike or whatever. Even Louis Vuitton. It's always going to be some dude who's like, yeah, he sent me this. He's a cool dude. I know him. This guy makes great shit. ever louis even louis vuitton it's always gonna be some dude who like yeah he sent me this it's

cool dude look look i know him this guy makes great shit i met my coffee bean yeah look at everything he has on it's always that i don't i actually don't think i've ever met this guy we've just talked online but he he's he seems cool yeah and dude his shit is good look at this why should i send the crew some gear dude he likes me man what can i tell you look at the controller that's cool man the stuff that he does is good. He does good branding. Now you like him. Go down. I play video games.

I like the jacket. He did everything in that one color for a while. He sent me that shirt, too, on the left there. The one over there on the left. It's like the Tiffany blue? I think that one he sent me. Fuck a trademark. I don't like wearing cuss words. Yeah, I don't either. My kid goes, what is that? Fuck a trademark. I'm going to sell that exact he sent me. Fuck a trademark. I don't like wearing cuss words. Yeah, I don't either, but... So my kid goes, what is that?

I said, it's fuck a trademark, dog. I'm going to sell that exact t-shirt. Alright. Yeah, because you can't trademark. No, it's cool though. You should put fuck yo trap. This is the friends and family shit though, bro. I don't like fucking Nick's evil chuckle over there like, I'll show this guy. This is the friends and family shit though, guys.

Friends and family shit? Not him. You're friends of me. Not him. You don't. Friends and family shit? Of me, not him. You're friends of me, not him. You don't know him. You just say you don't know him. Online friends. Maybe you can bring him to a UFC fight. Nick.

Like my online friends. Oh, I get it. I always thought comics should have shoes. I always thought... Kevin Hart had shoes. Kevin Hart had shoes. I've had shoes. I've had two shoes. Yeah. You've had shoes. Yeah. Kevin Hart had shoes I've had shoes I've had two shoes

Yeah You've had shoes Yeah Sam Morrill Yeah but you're kind of like You're like in the Fighting sports world So it makes

Oh so I don't count I'm just talking about Oh so I don't count No it's not that you don't count Like if you had the Chris Rock ones Or something You know the CR ones You'd call them or something

Kevin Hart I think he did like Two or three pairs with Nike But he's in that It's when he's doing The whole fitness thing Yeah See that's what I'm saying I'm just talking about Just from being Like it'd be cool if Jim Gaffigan had some shoes.

Right. Like, you know, like comics shouldn't have shoes for fitness. Right. Right. That's what I'm saying. It's the funny ones. I did that. Jerry Seinfeld.

I'm surprised he doesn't have the funny ones. That's the shoe companies. I'm sure there's some nerd out there who's like, I'm a big fan of Chris, man. That's shoe companies. I'm sure there's some nerd out there who's like, I'm a big fan of Chris, man. I had a guy, Rob Hay, who is Scotland, I think. He had shoes made for me or made shoes for my congratulations. I got to send a picture of them.

They're fucking cool. But they're Jordans and they're custom, but I don't wear them because they're really cool to have. I'm working on a shoe now. Are you? We've been doing it for like a year now. Oh, really? It's the same designer that Travis Scott has. He left Nike. And what's the deal with this?

You know. Go through some samples. We don't know. Okay, so. How long does it take to. A hot second. Okay, so. All right.

And it's going to be your own shoe or what's the deal? And it's not going to be. It's going to be. What are you going to call it? I don't know yet. And it's going to be. I'm going to call it deal? And it's not going to be, it's going to be, what are you going to call it? I don't know yet. And it's going to be. I'm going to call it funny ones.

And you can. And the brand. Thick ones. Okay, something like that. Got it. Okay, cool. So you're going to have like a, it's going to be a part of the thick boy stuff. I don't know.

Oh, you don't know. Okay. Thickies. Oh, okay. Thick ones. All right, cool. A lot of support. I want to see pictures.

Oh, yeah, I'll show you pictures. All right, cool. I think I have one of the samples out there. Really? It was in the store for a while with the box, yeah. Oh, really? Do you like it? It's cool. The first one they sent

was too plain, yeah. So they went back to the drama. I like plain. Did anybody ever buy any of our gold jackets? I was just thinking about that today. Because Rachel wears it

all the time. I haven't checked on it, yeah. I saw one at the show, at the Austin show. Oh, that's right. The dude who painted this? Yeah, he painted that. It was a cool couple.

The dude who painted this showed up in all Golden Hour merch. Oh, I know this dude. And just had Golden Hour questions. I said, hey's right. The dude who painted that. There's a cool couple. The dude who drew this showed up in all Golden Hour merch. Oh, I know this dude. And just had Golden Hour questions. I said, hey. Hey. I think I know this dude.

I think I know the dude. Yeah. I think I know who you're talking about. Damn good artist. Unless he had it drawn at Disneyland or something. The jacket with the Trump sneakers. No, I think that he's the guy who made me an oops grenade. Like he painted one for me and shit.

So is that even better? Like you're not wearing a red MAGA hat anymore. You're wearing gold shoes. Like that's got to be like, that's the thing right there. It's tough. Because like especially if you're like a real conservative Trump supporter. Right. 57.

Right. You got gold shoes on. Just talking about, you know. Yeah. Make America great again. Well, I'd rather him focus on gold shoes on. Just talking about, you know. Yeah. Make America great again. Well, I'd rather him focus on gold shoes than red hats. I can't wear a fucking red hat without getting, you know. Yeah, it's pretty.

It's pretty. How are you going to take over red hats? That's the thing. Like when they did the thing on the Sora AI thing, when they said a monkey, Mr. B said, make a monkey playing chess. And they put the monkey and the monkey had a red hat on. I was like, oh, that monkey voted for Trump. Like, it's like anytime I see a red hat, I'm like,

oh. That's great marketing. I like red hats. I mean, he took over red hats. It doesn't matter what's on the hat. Dude, I stayed at the Trump Hotel when I was in Vegas doing shows because, you know, it's discounted now. Nobody stays there. Most of it's cheap. They don't? Why?

You know why. A lot of people hate him. But a lot of people love him. I know, but you get good deals on his hotel. Wherever you go, look for Trump Hotels. Even before he was president, their hotels were... His hotels are lit, though. And then the merch store? The Macca merch?

He sells autographed fucking 8x10s and shit? That's not something I want. Yeah, I wouldn't either. I wouldn't spend $200 on that. You did. You framed it. You framed it. You framed it.

I don't want anybody's autograph, though. Not in a single person's? Nobody. No. That's such an old school thing. Yeah, it is. It really is. We have pictures now.

Yeah. I still get that at shows. Somebody goes, hey, can you sign my ticket? Yeah, yeah. And I go, no. I do it all the time. It's more personal than a picture. Like, everyone has pictures.

No, there's nothing more personal than standing with someone and taking a picture and having that caption. No, because everyone does that. But if they sign to Eric. Oh, my God. Brendan. Stay in the gym. You say no. Yeah.

I say, no, let's take a picture instead. Oh, okay. I'd prefer to sign it. I always sign it. Always. It's weird. Picture's weird. You know what?

When I first started becoming somebody that people wanted, I was signing wrong. I was signing my real signature. Oh, yeah. Like, give it on a check? Yeah.

Yeah, I know. Then I was like, oh, you're not supposed to do that. Yeah. So now I have to do an EGG. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's weird. I gotta stop doing that. You guys remember Rachel Dolezal? Great doc. Great doc. She did a lot for the black community, and they fucking exiled her. Her parents are white, right? Speaking of documentaries.

Oh, there's a documentary on it? No, there's a documentary on Netflix right now. It's good? It's so good. Really? She thinks she's black, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You didn't hear about her?

No, no, I know. I know all about her, but not all about her. It's so good. And her white thinks she's black, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You didn't hear about her? No, no, I know. I know all about her, but not all about her. It's so good. And her white kid's like, what the fuck? Oh, really? It's so good. I've got to watch it. Yeah, it's a disaster.

She changed her name, right? Yeah, her real name's like Amy. Catchy Diallo. Catchy Diallo. Have you seen that documentary about the girls who think their grandfather was a serial killer? No, what is it? Oh, I've got to watch that. Oh, man.

You see Love Stalker Killer, Lover Stalker Killer, or whatever the big one on Netflix now? Yeah. There's one right now. Oh, my God. Love is Blind is back, and then my favorite show of all time, American Idol. Oh, it's on HBO.

This one I'm talking about is on HBO. American Idol is back, Doug. Oh, I know. How about the football player, Ricky Prohl? My family says I sing like Brian McKnight. Brian McKnight like Brian McKnight Brian McKnight it's on HBO. It's a Documentary about like yeah, I think it's like they're not selling it very and they're taught no, but they're that these women pretty crazy They're grand thought this great daughters are talking about like how crazy was and he turns out he was like just a rapist

and I'm like crazy person and they and she's trying to discover like this is a series so i haven't gotten finished it but just the first few episodes was like so like oh really it's on max yeah it's on max yeah but chris and i just been watching dateline like a motherfucker dude oh dateline slaps dude i love how keith marsden is always just standing somewhere in the field or some shit. It's amazing. Yeah, it's so good. I guess. Maybe not. Sometimes he's just in a fucking field.

I love Keith Morrison, dude. This is so great. What else you got, Nick? We got? Oh, we didn't even hear any videos today. That's fine. We're not on Patreon. Oh, I got you.

Just like our regular video. Yes, sir. Lover, stalker, kid. What does that one have? I'll be in Kitchener. I'll be in Rochester. I'll be in a video. Yes, sir. Lover, stalker, kid. What does that one about? I'll be in Kitchener. I'll be in Rochester. I'll be in Corpus Christi. I'll be in Houston.

I'll be in Norfolk, Virginia. And I just added some, too. Go to chrislea.com. When are you in Houston? Soon? Like March 14th or something. I've got to go there soon. Oh, really?

Yeah. And then I'm also going to be in Shreveport, Louisiana. Atlanta Punchline. I'm back on the road, guys. March 15th through the 17th. And then in April, I'll be at the Mothership on the 26th through the 28th.

And what else I got? I don't know. Oh, the Tulsa Looney Bin. Oh, interesting. Yeah, 4th through the 6th. They got a new Bricktown in Tulsa now. Oh, what? Bricktown Comedy Club. Oh, the Tulsa Looney Bin. Oh, interesting. Yeah, fourth through the sixth. They got a new Bricktown in Tulsa now. Yeah. Oh, what?

Bricktown Comedy Club. Oh, cool. Same one as Oklahoma City. It's good? I don't know. I haven't done it. It's the same people, I guess. Same owners, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They got a lot of weird. Looney Bin and Bricktown? Only thing I got, finally, kid, is doing a residency in Austin. We're at the Vulcan end of March. I'll post it soon. Every month? So much fun.

Every month. Oh, cool. Oh, that's cool. All right at the Vulcan end of March. I'll post it soon. Every month? It's so much fun. Every month. Oh, cool. Oh, that's cool. All right, guys. My name is Eric. No, I'm not your Eric. I'm an Eric from the multiverse. What?

There are thousands of us, and let me tell you, at the last annual Council of Erics meeting, we realized that every multiverse Eric thinks he's so cool because he spells his name AI. Someone said to AI uh all of you guys that's crazy unconventionally you know like uh how your Eric spells his name with a k oh this is crazy this is one really really lame Eric from I think it's universe 149 he spells his name with four r's nobody likes him wow anyway I got an idea for y'all it's still early enough

in 2024 so how about can we turn it off well do I want to hear mine yeah that's crazy dum

dum that's very me hey I'm multiverse Chris and that was a multiverse quartet that me and some Chris put together

isn't that amazing don't tell multiverse Chris and that was a multiverse quartet that me and some Chris's put together in that amazing don't tell multiverse Eric but I'm using his multiverse communicator oops I don't have guys I just want to let you know that I will be performing in the Milky Way galaxy on September 4th get your tickets on Chris de Elellier.com. That's chrisdaellier.com. That's when you know it's fake because they can't say that. Yours is better, but... Hello?

This... Hello? Brendan sounds like Eric. Is this thing on? Man, Eric said this thing would be easy to use. That's a black guy. I just... Oh, okay.

Here we go. Do I sound like that? No. Eric's is the best. Now we're... It's Multiverse Brendan here. I heard we just discovered your universe. This one isn't that No. Eric's is the best. Now, it's multiverse. Brendan here. I heard we just discovered your universe. This one isn't that good.

That's not that good. That other one sounds like me. I never said that. Did that freak you out? Yeah, it did freak me out. His was great. Why is my AI all ghetto? He's like, damn, dog.

That's why. Because you do all that every episode. They caught that part and then added it. Yeah, Eric's is crazy. Right? Yours is crazy. Yours is spot on. Rogan's spot on too.

Yeah, but that's scary. Oh, yeah. You're fucked, yeah. Oh, yeah, we're all fucked. Am I fucked? There's like paid Instagram ads where people use Rogan's voice all the time and shit. Yeah, Brian bought a sleep apnea thing. And sent to Rogan.

Rogan's like, that's not me, you moron. You've got to be fucking kidding me. No, that's our friend. Hold on a second. Can you explain it in a more descriptive way? Because I got to know what happened.

The Himmer family member got duped online by an Instagram ad and it sounds like Rogan promoting this sleep apnea device, and they purchased it, and then Brian sent it to Rogan. Rogan's like, dude, that's not me, moron.

That's a fake AI thing. How can you just do that? Well, you can't. They get shut down, but by the time you shut down, they've already made thousands of sales. Wow. God, that's crazy. That's pretty creepy.

Right, man? Fucking wild, dude. So basically, we don't even have to show up for this. If we would just do an audio. Can't wait. Nick could just do it, you know? What's this, Nick? We don't need this.

We're done, right? One more. One more. It probably won't go that long. It's about fish tanks. Oh. Golden Hour Podcast. What's going on go that long. It's about fish tanks. Oh. Golden Hour Podcast.

What's going on, gentlemen? My name's Sean. I'm out of Cleveland, Ohio. I'm currently in Georgia, but born and raised in Cleveland. I just want to start off by saying I appreciate y'all. You've made a really good product. You guys are hilarious. You already know that, though.

I ain't got to say it. I ain't got to tell you. Thanks, bro. We like to hear it. I just wanted to say I appreciate you and all the hard work you do um it definitely doesn't go unnoticed um but anyway as for my submission brendan i know you're gonna appreciate this chris you can honestly suck it because you're lame and you don't you ain't gonna like this but it's a rank my you're lame by lame. By the way, here's my fish. I was kind of experimenting around with different fish and things like that.

I got like six female betas in there. I don't know if you know. The females get along. It's the males that fight. Oh, yeah. But I got a couple aquatic frogs in there. Oh, cool. He said rate his tank.

All right, cool. Zero. That's pretty cool. He said rate his tank Alright cool zero That's pretty cool Yeah the fish are so basic Got it got it So basic Freshwater you can get Well bro not everyone's

Going to have the fuck This guy you know You can get some Oscars Oscars are easy And everyone has a great White tub I know okay Now the

The decor is lit I like it Yeah the decor is lit. I like it. Yeah, the decor is lit. That's the Keebler I was living in. What is the neon light going? What the fuck's that? Just trash? Here's my trash can.

Rate my trash. Lame. Rank my trash. That's a clean ass tank though. Look how butt hurt Chris is about being called lame. Finally somebody. God. Get off the guy's tank.

Nah, that's a cool. I like the tank. Oh, I like the froggy coming up for air nothing would get eaten in my tank though i like shit dangerous will get eaten in your 100 my shit's dangerous bro wow all right that's it okay that's a pet smart tank i appreciate it though it's well done all right i like the airflow i like the filters he's using I don't like white rocks in my tanks why not you can see all the shit yeah but you can also see the fish better

yeah but it's not natural but you want it natural he has too many neon things oh this guy's a purist dude alright fine make it look like a lake bed it's just fish doc dude Yeah I can't believe

How much I gotta take A number two Why do you always Have to shit It's my time of the day To do it It's after the thing You had coffee

He actually saves it All week for Tuesday In this bathroom No no What kind of shoes are those What are these These are Spider-Man

No these are the Jordan 1's These are I know they're Jordan 1's But what kind I want to see No I'm saying the originals Wait wait Are those those

Oh wow Are those those Camilla Harris's These are the originals. Are those those Camilla Harris's? These are the originals. You got those Camillas on? Camilla don't know shit. What year is that from? What if she came out with some pumps?

Those are actual ones from 88? No, get out of here. No, they redid them. Okay, yeah. They're too comfy for me. Yeah. All right. Get off my shoes, dude. They're cool. I like them. I like them. Appreciate it them. Okay, yeah. They're too comfy for me. Yeah. All right. Get off my shoes, dude.

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