The Golden Hour - Life is like Notes, Anger Management, Just Do Your Job! | The Golden Hour #120 w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: February 21, 2025

The guys discuss the Delta airlines flight that crashed and flipped over without any casualties, an update one Erik's terrible construction crew, nightmare hotel check in stories, the decline of customer service skills, a Drake vs Kendrick beef update, Erik's anger timeline, great Seinfeld Show moments, airplane etiquette and much more! Get two extra episodes every month at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcast Quince - Go to https://quince.com/golden for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Mint Mobile - If you like your money, Mint Mobile is for you. Shop plans at mintmobile.com/golden

We're friends that laugh, we're friends that shout Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about But that won't stop us Nothing can stop us As I show you, use the love, just rebrand it enough It's stronger, bigger power cuz it is the golden hour Two cancel flights you let me tell you the worst of the cancel flights so I'm in Toronto to watch this show What do you say watch like like a stand-up? Yeah, no, like a stand up? Yeah, a live thing.

It was a live thing I had to watch. So anyway, we're sitting there, right, and I have, it's the 13th, so tomorrow I have to fly to Dallas. As I sit down, the lights go down for this show, and I get a notification on my phone. Your flight's been canceled. Canceled, not even delayed?

Not even delayed, they canceled the flight, and then put me on. I appreciate that. They put me on a flight on the 15th. Not even, okay so I'm like I can't do this. So I turned to my guy, I'm like bro, I gotta get to Dallas, you know? And so he like, you know, he handles it for me

as a lady and she like gets, so I went from a first class flight from Toronto to Dallas to a zone five middle seat on Delta. Whatever it takes. Yeah, yeah on Delta whatever it takes You know what I mean? So I was like, okay So it was like a nightmare and then to see this thing that that dog that flight. Oh Yeah, that's a flight upside down. Yeah from Toronto. I was like, oh my god crazy. Yeah The perception of air travel well chance of that happens not I know

You know it's not supposed to be great. This is it so hold on so The guy flipped the plane like I flipped my TRX What I don't get is uh, it's slippery Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Can you imagine being in there? Cause let me tell you something. Right before that happened, you're like this. Woo! We made it!

You know what I mean? But that's where most accidents happen, takeoff and landing. It never happens in the air. What I don't get is uh... Unless a helicopter flies directly flies the wing hit the ground and it no no no I know but uh Did anybody die no no no it's all good, baby. Give me my credit for life You know what a hassle this is to they won't let you get your bags right well your passports in there You know say they came from Minnesota bro. Fuck your passport. You're just glad to be alive. I know but yeah

Movie flight I know but after you're alive there's like an hour where you're gonna be like oh I need my shit I had to be a stickler I don't want to be that guy I brought I bought my kid a fluffy and so that's just that the human nature is to move on ooh I have a king-size snicker my carry on that's crazy how did that happen it was move on. Oh, I have a king-sized snicker my carry-on. That's crazy How did that happen? It was at the ice or what? I think the wind like It wants to wing hit the ground. No, no, no, I know but how does a wing hit the ground the wind? Yeah. Yeah Yeah, so unless he's just so bad at flying

Hold on The right now. But hold on. The so are more. So this is what I'm wondering. OK, because a lot of times the media will pick something up and be like, this is what's happening now. But it's not necessarily happening more. So it is.

Are there actually more planes crashing or is it the kind of thing where the media is just like well that boat that? Boeing that special was a Boeing 7 because I've been hearing about 47. Yeah, it's a special Boeing plane had major issues That was your suit. I know but those plane a lot of those planes still out though. They fixed all of it It is happening more right now. There's a really the plane crash in Korea. I don't know if you guys remember this Yeah, I was terrible. Yeah, like a few months back playing crash in New Jersey Actual passenger jumbo jets are crashing more now than because they're aging, you know But it's still like one out of fucking five, but it's like the most we've seen in in decades. Is it? Yeah more people flying, baby

Yeah, I don't know Airport like Chicago and the airport is jam packed. Jam on it. And in my mind it's like, we're all flying? Like the sky must be. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not like there's two flights a day. No, you ever seen the flight patterns out of Chicago?

That's what I'm saying. It's wild. Yeah. I can't believe it doesn't happen more. I know, I know. Especially with your boy firing all the FAA employees. Yeah, fuck them hose I'm with him on that but that's another thing too. I hate it's like just like You know drawing the dot between these things. Hmm, you know, it's like they're making it all this stuff Oh, that's a media like D. I yeah, it's a stupid press. Yeah, you know, I mean, It's a stupid premise to think like, well, you hired that black pilot.

It's like, what are we talking about? That's stupid. That's just a bad pilot. That's just a bad pilot, no matter what, right? But then the right jump, I'm like, well, that's because of DEI hire. He's like, bitch, I've been a pilot for 30 years. Yeah, and then the other side,

this whole idea that like, the guy's trying to clean up the fucking waste in the government. He's cleaning it up. Did you see all this shit that they're revealing? You're just kinda like, wow. I like how people are like, I would never give Elon Musk my social security.

I'm like, you know how many people have your social security? No, no, he said, he had a great tweet about this cause he was like, if I wanted to go through your stuff, I would have done it when I was with PayPal. Facts. Cause they already got your information, dummies. Yeah. You know, it's so stupid.

It's so stupid. It's so stupid. It's so stupid, so, you know. Whatever, man. I think two things- I think more people are gonna do road trips. Nah. Drive to Toronto, Eric. No.

From LA. No. Not planet out. Road trips suck. I like a nice road trip. Yeah, they're all- You're that guy. You're gonna have a dumb, stupid camper.

Yeah. You know what I mean? With wheels on it it and shit and like a garage in the back Chase dude, you're gonna flip the It'd be sick I'll be in Peoria February 28th to Buick, Iowa Appleton, Wisconsin Ontario, California Torrance Amarillo Appleton, Wisconsin, Ontario, California, Torrance, Amarillo. Do you like that guy? Waiting for worlds from Peoria.

So is Richard Pryor. Portland, Oregon, Cranston, Rhode Island, Portland, Maine. I mean, I got so many dates coming up. Denver. Speaking of flying, dude. I got some dates coming up. Chrisley.com.

Shout out to Hyenas, Dallas. They had a great time. Dallas had a great market. Great market. It was great, I had a good time. What do you mean was great? Like what was great about it? It just like, it mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I know what I'm saying? How she feel about the- Oh, you like the yard we got for the kids? You like the yard? I guess lying these jokes. Yeah, so I gotta go do this.

You like those Mexicans sleeping out there? Yep. You like those Mexicans with their feet up in the air? Don't even get me started about these people. You still fucking with them? I have to because they have to fix the- Let me tell you what they just did. So they had to fix the-

So they woke up in the backyard. They had to fix the cement going up to the house. They messed it up at first. So they came, the guy, they came and they fixed it, right? The motherfucker didn't put down wet cement signs. So who walked on it? The delivery people. So now it's like the Hollywood Walk of Fame in front of my house.

It's like the dude put his hands like, John from UPS. Yeah, yeah. That's kind of cool. You know, I had to bring the guy I you know, he so he comes with his crew that's so have wolf right his name Yeah, I wanted I come outside I go y'all been gaslighting me now for three months. Mm-hmm. This is bullshit Mm-hmm. Okay, you see it you see the steps in the thing. There's a dick print on it Oh, dude, I actually lay down. I just don't you know what? I don't have stomach for nonsense. Mm-hmm I'm not a stomach for nonsense.

I'm not a patient for nonsense. Just say you didn't do this right and fix it. Cause they try to gaslight you. Like what? For instance, We do this on all the homes. So what it is, my front yard, because it's a new build, I had nothing.

Just dirt and cement. Yeah, just dirt and then like one cement path. So Rachel wanted a certain cement to go around the house so we could put potted plants, whatever, so the cement was spilling over onto the old cement, so you could see it. Like I was putting something here, and so I said to the guy, hey that looks terrible, these guys, for three weeks,

oh no no, this is gonna dry. I kept saying like, no dude, this is not gonna be good. You can see it, when you come to the house, Rachel Hages, she comes and goes, I don't like how this looks. So then the guy finally comes, yo, yo, I can see what you mean. I said, I've been saying that. Bitch, it's been three weeks, now you gotta redo it.

I've been saying that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ooh, I bet Eric's a handful to deal with. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I bet those Maxim dudes are like, man, fuck this dude. I used to like workaholics homes. Hey, check this out, just do your job. Yeah, I know I know

I don't care about your age. Yeah, right. I know I know I know gender Sexuality like you're mad at me physical handicap. We didn't do it. I don't care. I didn't do it your job Yeah, okay. Yeah, but when you over 45, yeah, I'm right now when you over 45 I'm not DI and a left and right politics. You don't give a fuck. No, no, no, I know Hey bro, hey, I say look at me be like hey bro, I deliver on stage Make sure this works. I deliver on stage. I do my shit. I know I know this maybe not your dream job I'm do my shit. I know this may be not your dream job. I do my dream job. Deliver your job. Deliver it, dude.

I deliver. I delivered in Spokane fucking Sunday. I delivered in fucking wherever I was on Saturday, dude, and I delivered to Tacoma. Chris, did this ever happen to you? The guy would go, what? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Did this ever happen to you?

What are you saying? You get to the hotel and they don't have a room ready. Oh, do you? Oh, you know what? Oh, bro, bro, bro. No, no, no, no, no. You get to a place, you get to a place, you doing like, your shit is even on a different level. That's when I become a care. That's when I become a care. Listen, I'm at a, the club, this is the hotel they use.

So I get there, I go, I'm like, where's my, oh yeah, they didn't, I said, I go like this. Oh dude, dude, dude, I'm like, where's my uh, oh, yeah, you know that they didn't I said you go I'm like doesn't the club have somebody stay here every week. All right Yeah, but I'm at a stage like this too. She's like bitch. It's the red roof I just put my credit card. I know me a fucking room. I know I'll take care of this later But like give me a room I said to them when you arrive at like 11, like room won't be ready to four. I'm all to them when you arrive at like 11 like room won't be ready to four I'm all what do they say yes what am I gonna do for five hours I go like this I finally I finally last week it's funny you said this because I said to my the guys book of my shit I said yo I it's an early flight because I had to do Valentine's

Day and then I had to go fly out and I was like make sure you if the rooms not ready I want to pull that shit get the room before the day before yeah, they did that No, here's a here's a tip for you Dude, you should know this by now if you have American Express With American Express with you book it using the points you get automatically early. Oh, I don't have American Express Okay, I pay cash. You know what I have American Express I pay cash, everything. You know what? I have American Express. I pay cash, everything. So if you book the hotel through American Express

with American Express points, you automatically get in early like 9 a.m. So like you just said, okay. But end on upgrade. No, no, no. I flew to, that's everything. We didn't say that part yet. No, it's a special club.

I flew to Toronto, right? So but the flight was, okay, so on the 12th, we're supposed to get there on the 12th. Yeah, we don't know the dates. All right, the flight was canceled. Okay. In LA. I hate to see it. It was canceled.

So I already, I booked American Express, I booked the two nights in the hotel with my American Express. Points? Yeah, when I get to the hotel, I'm like, yeah, I wasn't here last night. They're like, yeah, but you used Expedia, they said. I said, no I didn't. I use American Express.

But they said, well, we have nothing to do with like. Oh, dude. You know what I mean? Oh, you do now? Yeah, man. Fix it. You do now. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. But you know what they do? Nah. Yeah. Go stay somewhere else. I stay in the lobby then. Hey,

I'm in a lobby now, guys. I did. Oh, you you you making jokes on Sunday I got to Salt Lake City to do Adam Ray and shout out to Adam Ray Fantastic, Dr. Phil thing is fun to do so far right but when I get to the hotel, you know, this guy Doesn't have a room ready. You slept on sidewalk, but Adam's guy called me and said we already booked got the keys Oh, so I guess I'm for a dozen my air girlfriend. I'm I'm gonna get the keys this guy in the front. He's like, okay Why don't they look at I always say that? You know, are you doing the dossier for me on my space just freaking so then the guys like how I'm so sorry

Well, there's a we don't have your keys They got just kind of let me go I said, you know what? I'm gonna be sleeping over here. That's what I said to him loud as I was loud as hell I'm gonna sleep over here on this bench over here cuz I'm tired. I just got a flight so cool You know what he do manager comes out like 20 minutes later Cuz I'm getting on the phone with a nice hotel set up his phone charger and toothbrush Yeah, the guy comes over. Oh, you're jacking off. He gives me the keys to this We I can't stand when they tell you like, you're not all booked, you're not.

This is Salt Lake City. You're not booked in this hotel. There's a thousand hotels around here. Give me a room. You know what I mean? Right, right, right, right, right, right. I can't hear it, I can't hear it because I'm a handful.

Yeah, he's a handful, yeah. No, no, I'm not. Those guys are like, oh fuck. I'm only a handful when you're not doing your job. I know, I know, but you know what though? I don't come in a handful. Sometimes it's not that guy's fault. Yeah, but you're immediately a handful yeah, you don't ramp up

Yeah, because I'm immediately put in a yeah, yeah, yeah Got turned out service. I know that I make sure everything is not my fault for about 1015 minutes and oh 101515 minutes and then it's on. Oh, 10-15 minutes? And then it's on. I like to simmer for a little bit. I already know it's not right. Yeah.

Because I got to the hotel and my room's not ready. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I understand. I don't need another 15. The room's not ready. But I like to stew and I like to be like, well, let's see what's going on here. How did this happen? And then I want to get all the facts. Yeah, I want to get to the bottom of it.

It's like a cold case file. Yeah, it's going to hit 50 and you of it. It's like a cold case file. Yeah, let's go hit 50 and you'll see. That's that in your 40s shit. I feel like Eric's looking for a prom. Y'all don't have buffet all day? I might be looking for a prom. Why does that have to be that? I don't know.

No, some of them offer that. Tell us why it has to be that. I'm saying that's a nice option when you do get them. Oh, is it? Some of them are. So you're looking for the all day buffet when you go to a hotel? It'd be nice.

Yeah. See? Yeah. Yeah. I, it's, everything is so hard to do. I, I, yeah. Everything is. Make everything difficult.

I know nobody wants to. Customer service is just gone. It's cause they don't need you. And the big thing about customer service is too, is like when you have this, like anytime there's like a layer of politics to customer service, I'm like go fuck yourself. What do you mean? I'm at, this happened to me months ago.

He's ready, he's ready. I'm at a coffee shop. The whoever behind the counter. Trans. Whoever, okay. I'm just like yeah. The way this motherfucker acted. Oh yeah.

I'm like hey bro, bro girl, I don't give a fuck. Oh you triggered her by saying bro Whatever it was. I was like, yeah, but you just don't my coffee you doing a shitty job. You fuck. How'd that go? Well, what happened though? They they they were just the attitude about it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah entitlement almost I don't know because if I'm like whatever time, you know, I'm like I gotta get someplace I got kind of get that up and they're fucking talking with this person Having a good time. Hey Sheila. Good to see you again. They're all the stuff. I don't mind. That's why you're going to Starbucks No, I'm like, yeah, can I get I'm sorry? I really got it, you know Like I'm putting this person out

Like it's not like it's not a privilege for this place to hire you because you're special Yeah, you're doing special your special skill bitch should be making coffee That's it. And they always have an entitlement. I'm like, you don't own this fucking Why are you acting like this? My thing is like a bouncer security at a club. I'm like wait, what are you doing? That's a little you don't own the club a little bit of power people have yeah, I hate that shit Yeah, she was that cappuccino power over your ass. Yeah, but my thing is like,

the only thing I care about, you think I'm mad because you look like a fucking weirdo? No, I'm mad because my shit ain't ready. Right, right, right, right, right. You know what I'm saying? You don't think I can tuck my cock back and dye my hair purple? But the point is-

That's what it's like when sometimes people use the black card, we're like, it's not about that. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, no, no, for sure not about that. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, no, no, for sure. I had a buddy of mine like that, you know.

He would be like. Metro other deal train. He would be like. He would be like. Black? Oh yeah. Really? A friend of mine was like, got fired from his job.

You know, and he was like, like, you know, they did that cause I'm black. Oh right. I was like, no, no, you was stealing from them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Who the fuck is stealing shit?

You know? What did he say? Did he go, he probably right? No, of course people, there's a level, there's people I know from my era, my era that are like, you know, for the man. You know what I mean? They're like, are you doing your little jokes for the man?

That kind of thing. That's how they are. Oh, you all, and my thing is always like, listen, if you're riding the bus to work and you're sitting next to a white guy, he's not the man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying? You're gonna say it, boys.

If you live in the same building and your next door neighbor in your apartment is a white person, They ain't the man. They ain't the man. They ain't the man, bro. You know what I mean? So it's like this whole, this is like a level of nonsense that people still have that,

I don't wanna be put into that. I'm at an age now where I'm like, again, I go to the coffee place with the trans, whoever person working there, listen, wait, let me see if I have some fucks. I'm trying to look for some fucks. Let me guess you don't. I don't have any fucks.

But she does. My fucks are about, where the hell is my pastry and my coffee? Right. That's it. Right, right, right, right, right. Can I get my pastry and my coffee? What pastry you get?

This motherfucker. That doesn't matter. It does though. The gluten-free low fat one. Then why do it? Dude, you know what I mean? This motherfucker doesn't matter. It does though the free low fat Then why do it dude, uh, you know, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I do know what you mean. Yeah, I get it That's like that could be his Jeff Fox worthy might be a redneck. Yeah, yeah, yeah white guy True though, man, if you're in the bus

Next to a white man, he is not the man. Here's another one. The next person is white. My buddy's in a movie theater. Yeah, he's not the man. Gets kicked out. I say, you were on your phone. What'd he say? You were talking. What'd he say?

You know, it's like, cause no, cause instantly. He said, yeah, but I'm black. Yeah, instantly there's people that it's instantly. Cause I'm black, well you're on your phone. I'm black, I'm trans, I'm gay, I'm Mexican, I'm this, I'm a woman. Right, right, right. Well, you're on your phone. I'm gay. I'm Mexican. I'm this I'm a woman, right? They always think it's that first. No, sometimes you suck. Yeah But they want to out blame it on that

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The Kendrick halftime show was so deep and meaningful. No, I don't know about that. I just thought it was good I don't know about meaningful. Well, I just thought it was good. I thought I don't know about meaningful or what? I just thought it was awesome. It was terrible. Why you say that? You thought it was awesome? Yeah, I thought it was awesome We talked about it, right? Yeah, I disagreed with him last week I thought it was awesome really no energy for a halftime show bitch. You better come with a catalog I don't care about that. I don't care about that I don't care about that I don't care about that I don't know I don't know I don't know the game but 100% that's what I'm saying like yeah yeah so but he knows the music you're not targeting

them be a graphic I know you don't listen to music and you don't like football you know you know what like he was like he had a football party and he had tennis on bro yeah you know what you know your opinion don't matter exactly there's the game stop asking dude I thought it was what you got to do is you guys you guys what you got to do is perform for the camera and Kendrick did that shit and they never do that they never do that I know but they never do that for the Super Bowl because it's always about the 70,000 people in the fucking place Literally five days later, by the way to Drake puts out an album and breaks the record. Yeah

This is just an online Is like doing this thing no kindred listen by all metrics Drake is doing Mistaking you're mistaking me saying that I'm, look, I like Drake. I think that his music is good. I fucking, I'm not saying, I was on my podcast Lifeline the other day and I was saying how Drake is the number one rapper

and rapper in the world and how, and people in the comments were like, you're such a fucking idiot, dude. Like, Kendrick buried him and this and that They're just wrong. I know is the number one rapper Yeah, I'm not talking about who won the beat. I know. Every single month of the year except for one and then listen not like this phenomenal Halftime performance because normally look I thought it was great. Listen listen normally when an artist does that their record sales everything

Normally, you know what an artist does that their record sales everything skyrocket because that didn't happen because four days later The person he's talking about that that the only song people even knew is now the number one frickin Holy shit, I mean Yeah, so it's like all the people that are like all these like fake, you know, yeah, I know I I'm with you I'm just a nerd of Roman run with cuz Drake's been king for so long no no no and Drake is somebody to hate it's just somebody because he's handsome famous he's so famous he's the number one talented and great on big dong you saw his big dick Oh Kendrick is a short weird-looking he's very talented but yeah but he you know they don't want

that he's not they not like us dude Yeah, well, that's true. They don't like and drink goes like this you fucking bet it Drake should come up. You're goddamn right I'm not like you you know I mean on fucking on a jetpack half just half Jewish Dick out just a shirt on but in the next music video swaying like this. Yeah, damn right. I'm not like you That's it so crazy, but you know anyway the the reason why I like Kendrick I like Kendrick I think Kendrick is fucking great I think Drake is great. I think it's okay to like both. It is okay to like both It's just not my it's not Kendrick's not my cup of tea like I I'm an old-school guy I think Rock him is sitting at home looking at Kendrick like this is rap

Oh, yeah, I think he's looking more at Drake like like that's rap I think Kendrick's more on their side I think all of this generation is like whatever My point is like what I what the reason I'm bringing this up is that you realized the the the algorithms and The what people think they know. Yes on the internet. It's like completely false, bro You can find out you can fucking put there's so many shitty things about me online people talk shit all the time I sell out bro. I sell out. I mean, obviously fucking drakes. I'm not you know, i'm not saying I do But you think let's say if some new 16 year old was like I saw chris on golden hour He's the funniest one on there. He's wrong, but he's like he's a funny dude on there

And then he googled you like oh my god. Yeah, he must not be selling on there. He's wrong, but he's like, he's a funny and then he Googled you like, Oh my God, he must not be selling any tickets. Oh buddy. Yeah, yeah, no, it's just, it's all, it's all a narrative and it's fake dude. This is why I don't like that. I don't like that Kendrick is just like, he's a pedophile and it's like, first of all, do you know what that is? Yeah, I know. No, he's not. Dude. And I was talking about this on lifeline and people were like, you're fucking weird video of Drake talking to Bobbie Lee, Millie Jo Brown or whatever the fuck her name is.

And I'm like, what, like in an interview? What are you talking about? No, the one that- I don't know what they're talking about. No, the one that it is is like, okay, so at the time Drake was 24, his people brought a girl from the crowd because he would bring a girl on stage.

So his people brought a girl on stage who was 17, by the way, at the show with her father, okay? And while he's on stage with her, he's like, he's talking to her, he's doing his rap thing, and he finds out she's 17, and he's like, ah, man, you know what I mean? Whatever he's saying there. So then that's been extrapolated later to like,

in their minds they think he was 35 and she's 17. I get that, but why, but he didn't know how old she was when she got on stage. Yeah, to me it was like he should be mad at his people. Moving forward he should be like, don't ever bring a underage girl on stage when you know I'm doing this. Look for grays.

You know what I mean? Like he just, so I don't know how, and then that girl later, because everybody was talking about this, and then that girl later, because everybody was talking about this, that girl came out and was like, I didn't, I was fine with it. She came out and like, she's now 34 or whatever it is.

You know what I mean? So it's like- Well here she is, the 14 year old Brown. This is Millie Bobby Brown. Right, okay. This is different. The girl from Stranger Things. She's talking about-

Millie Joel Osment. She goes, I love him. She goes, I love him. I met him in Australia. He's honestly so fantastic. Great friend, great role model. Nothing wrong with that. We just texted each other the other day and he was like, I miss you so much. And she was like, I miss you more. I mean that, that, that, that... And then she goes, he gives me advice about boys. What's the fucking problem? No, no, no. The issue is, the issue is, you take, you look at this, like... Out of context.

That looks weird. Just like that. Yeah, it looks weird. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is the kind of thing where you look at this like that looks weird When you have to say to her like don't hey, hey, yeah, this is not something you say to public Yeah, but also she's 14. So she's 14. She's a fan of Drake. She's like, it's pretty dope. He's checked in You gotta know it looks weird, you know what I mean? But the defendant also at the time, she's the most famous fucking actor on the planet. No dude. And probably don't know how to deal with it. But that's-

There's that. Yes, no. It's not like some random, now if it was some 14 year old girl that he met on the streets, okay, that's kind of weird. But a girl that doesn't know how to deal with fame- Because they're in the fame circle. I see what you're saying.

There's only a few people who can relate to it. Right, right, right. I know, but they take this as like, so this now means that he's- Fuckin' her're saying. Yeah, there's only a few people can relate to it, right? Right, I know but but they take this is like so this now means that he's fucking her. Yeah Yeah, yeah, that's the other to make that jump But why do people people want cuz that's more interesting. No, really people want so badly for people to be pedophiles What the fuck that's so weird because it's a scarlet letter, but they're like but they're like but they're like nah Hey, if that's if that's what you want if that's you're on your mind that much. Yeah fucking weird, bro Yeah problems people who are like to drink is a fucking

That's so weird. It's weird. That's weird, bro My buddy that like also have you ever I've never really kids now So if a guy comes around at the grocery store, I'm like, okay, that's kind of weird Yeah, but my first thoughts never like that's a pedal. No, no, let's go. So he has to be pretty upfront, you know My buddy that I told you about before who always wants to talk about the show He's like, all right. He's got Kendrick's dick in his mouth And of course in the in the in exchange, I'm just going back and forth It always it's always referred to that guy's fake and he's a pedophile. Yeah, that's how you know you won the argue

Say you say he's a pedophile. Okay. Well, no, he's not you say he's fake dude. Everybody's fake on the fucking you. Oh, so Kendrick will really? Wap wap wap fuck him up. Yeah. Yeah, can you really fight someone now? He won't it's all fake It's all like he's a 37 year old 411 gangbanger. No Well, he's not and the one that you was good and the ones that do act that way catch it like nip-to-nip I was an actual kind of gang in the scene. It gets that way catch it like nip-to-hustle was an actual kind of gangster in the scene Take Drake out of that song would it be good? No, listen, listen

You take the mention of Drake out of Just Like Us would you be rocking that song? Yeah, oh that song slaps Wap, wap, wap, wap Look, look, look, look, look It does not slap, listen, listen The fact that you need I'm not even a Kendrick's fan, yeah No, no, what I'm saying is the fact that you need Drake

to make that song. He won. But he's saying, we're saying you don't. Look, here's what, no, no, no, you're saying that. The song still wouldn't have been black. But to Eric's point, it would slap, but it wouldn't be like it is. No, it wouldn't, of course not, of course not.

Of course not, Drake is the biggest rapper. It would just be a good song. You know what the other one's here, that people like to say, what, Kendrick won all these Grammys, people forget that Drake was on the Grammy stage holding a Grammy in his hand and trashing the Grammys. And he's been blackballed ever since. The weekend, same thing, and they just recently just,

cause they had a whole apology thing. Drake is like, I don't need your fucking Grammys. Fuck that, fuck that. Your Grammys, fuck them. He said, I use them as a doorstop. But then people wanna use that as like, as like, well Kendrick has 20 something Grammys. Just cause like, he's the perfect person 20 something Grammys. Just cause like,

Drake, he's the perfect person for the Grammys. Cause white people, it's like Hamilton. It's like that's kind of shit white people go, Oh, have you seen Hamilton? Oh my God. You mean these weird white people rapping? I ain't seen it. I'm not going to see it, bro.

Oh, it's awful. They not like us. They not. Too much dough. Bro, that, that fucking, I'm on one. Listen, man. Yeah, you are. Listen, you really are.

I like the energy. Listen, you really are. People are either like, people are either watching Eric right now and being like, all right, okay, I think I'm an Eric Griffin fan now, or they're going like this, turn this off. They're either doing one of those, okay?

And that's fine, I like to be that. I like to be that. That's what you want. Since Theo left, they're like. There's some people that still go on, they're like, that's not fine. I like to be that that's what you want since Theo left. They're like They still yeah people still like I love the comment It's not it's a different we're still here But wait, so yeah, I I think that that song is great I think that the album came to Kendrick came out with why bro Chris bro Chris you don't think that song is great

I know you don't listen man. Tell you don't think that song is great. Now. I know I can't it's mad at me If you think that song is great. This is what I do. I'm done with you. All right You don't think it's good on If he was talking about Ja Rule in that song, would it be great? 5,000 downloads it would still sound That's not even Mustard's best beat. I hold on. It was a throwaway beat. I like Drake I don't hate Drake

I hate Drake. Listen, I'm not talking about that. No, no, no, no, you're misunderstanding me. I don't give a f- I have zero fucks about Drake. I don't care. What I'm saying to you is, that's not a great song, and you don't think so. As much as you've been on here on the Patreon version, and the songs that they put on, and you're jamming to it, you know the words to, if you think that song is great, I have to question your whole being.

You put that on, well, okay, there's different styles of great songs. You put that on, okay there's different styles of great songs. You put that on at a party. It's fucking on dude. I'm going to cut up a rug. Yeah, me too. Me too. When is the last rug? That rug's done.

When is the last rug? The rug is in pieces. The rug is in pieces. When is the last rug you've cut? I haven't cut really. A long time. Yeah. It's been a minute since you've cut a rug.

But it's a fact. White people love that song. That's what you're doing But it's a fact, white people love that song. That's what you're doing. White people love it. White people do love that song. Oh man. But nobody loves that song. Black people love that song.

I know, but then whites go, that's our anthem. And it doesn't make sense. People love the beef, but it represents. I don't care about that. But you know what's weird is the origin story, the origin story of the beef, it came from J. Cole rapping a song, The Big Three. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we know, bro.

It's so stupid. And then he apologized and backed out. Yeah, and then they kept going. He shouldn't have done that. I don't know. I loved, well, J. Cole was like, ah, this is stupid. He was kind of mature about it. Because it got, it was getting to a point where it's like,

it'd be like if you two were fighting, and then I'd jump in like, nah, nah Chris and Brendan and then you guys keep going I'm like, oh, whoa. Yeah, let me take on my shit. It was so stupid. I don't want to be a part of this That's what happened. Oh, and then even Drake was like, you know what take the meat take my he took all this district now Which were I like those songs way better than Drake. No Drake had good diss songs Yes, so you don't cut up a rug to them, dude You watch the videos he always smashing the car the car is from the first fucking album that Kendrick did I get it? Yeah, you know who's at home right now upset cannabis

Cannabis is upset like you think this is battle rapping. No kind of it You can't they do not battle rap in your mouth not battle rapping. It's music each other cannabis did battle rapping Yeah, he didn't make good music dudes would destroy In a cypher dude, but not in a fucking he sells. I'm not an album cannabis 50 Dude it's it's it cannabis is Obviously very autistic and he and it's he's too Autistic and he and it's he's too Autistic to be Commercially, okay. Yeah, we agree real quick. I'm sorry. Is this yo raps?

I know I want to be out of it, but Eric is just where you just said that is so like Yo raps right? Oh, and everybody's you know what? That's all the white people's response on the internet to the Kendrick Halftime show. What? What? There's so many hilarious videos of people like, you know, saying, is this your rap? It's like that kind of vibe. I'm like, what was that? Yeah, that's probably not. But dude, hold on. Everybody watches the Super Bowl. Okay. Every literally everybody watches it. I watch it. Okay. So if, if Creed is on slapping and they're great and I, and they're awesome, dude. I love Creed. They'll never be on.

But if Creed, they were on. They're supposed to be on next. No, they're supposed to be next year. They're looking at Creed. Doubt it. That's because they- No, they're making a massive comeback. No, no, no, that's because they went,

eh, thanks Jay-Z, but we're done with you. Yeah, you're fucking it up. Yeah, yeah, Jay-Z's the one to pick Kendrick. They were like, ooh, that didn't go the way we wanted. Nobody wants to go, what I'm gonna say. Creed did Thanksgiving. What? Creed did Thanksgiving. Oh, okay.

So listen. They slapped, okay. So listen. They slapped too. So Creed, so listen, if Creed was doing it, the people who watch Kendrick, who are like, fuck yeah, they would be watching it like the white people are watching Kendrick. It's just, too many people watch the Super Bowl,

you gotta shake things up. But you can please everybody if they're at least aware of the songs. That's why you get Usher. Like Usher. You get Lady Gaga, you get Michael Jackson Katy Perry all that shit How about how about last year with dr. Dre and all those people that was like I get it 50 was swinging on a man white people love them. Yes They should have did a tribute to New Orleans or like the south. Hello like they did LA like wheezy boozy

Drake obviously would never be on it, but other people from down there little Wayne TI TI Mercedes no limit master B come down the nine and not all white people. Oh shit. Oh out of jail See murder was mystical thing see murder vicious vicious rape. Yeah Was that the album title Nick was in the fucking gutter there. What's the song vicious vicious rape? Watch you said that's what it was See You're not gonna be doing that about Kendrick's song.

I disagree with you. I disagree with you. Yeah, that song slaps. I disagree with you. I am gonna be like that. No you're not. That song. That mystical song is better than that song.

You know what, you know what dude, how about the. Tough take. Tough take. No, that was a great song, but no. Come at the time. It's, look I'll cut up a rug to it, the rug is in pieces when that comes up. The mystical song, the rug is in pieces. Oh, dude, the rug is fucked.

How many rugs do you have? Do you just have a garage full of rugs? When they go, hey, they're gonna play mystical, I go like this. Dude, for your sake, I hope the party's outside, because if it's inside, the rug is fucked. Like Justin Bieber would be a better halfftime show. Oh, but yeah, nobody's catalog nobody's saying yes. They are saying no nobody No, we're demanding you need to know the songs man No, I think Justin Bieber would be a good you're arguing with me about this wrong. Let me ask you this I don't know. I don't think we're arguing if he didn't do that song if he didn't do that song

It happens. This is the crazy part too because I was at home going there's no way he's gonna do that song Just go to the words. He has to he has but I thought about after and I was like well Yeah, because if he doesn't do that song this is Really terrible like on a level that's like, okay, they notice he didn't say minor. He had the backup dancers say that's how you got away with Well, bro, they told me stadium said it. Yeah, everyone. That's the only thing they know. It's like the girl Did you even understand it? Did you see will farrell the 50th 50th anniversary? a minor So funny yeah him and Anna guess they're they did that one where they're like old people and they like sing rap songs

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Yeah, there's So he did All three of them are supposed to be Tracy Morgan. Oh, that's hilarious. You know, it's. So he did? All three of them are supposed to be Tracy Morgan. Oh, that's hilarious. You know what's funny about Black Jeopardy? Over 20 years ago, that was one of my first jokes I ever did. Oh, really?

Wait, did they? When I was first starting, I took a stand up class and that was one of my jokes. Black Jeopardy, you know? You know, the categories would be like, barbecue holidays. Oh, wow. Blind singers. And the fact that 50, you know, whatever 50 you know whatever they're doing it. They're still doing it

You're way ahead of your time. That's I go to Your time yeah, that's why yeah, well you'll understand the song not like us in 50 years ha They honestly might have stole it from me. I heard they do that all the time People said yeah people send in packets and but they say if you send stuff in, it's theirs. We might use it, yeah. That's really fucked up, man. I don't know if that's true or not, but that happens.

It happened to Ari Maness, and it was like word for word. Really? Oh yeah, I heard about that. Oh really? Yeah, I'd have to see both. Look, I hate when people say that. No, yeah, no, I understand it happens. No, no, I feel you, and maybe it is true,

but what I'm saying is, I hear this this a lot the comics like to say this dude. I do to do my joke Oh, bro, it is word verbatim. Yeah, verbatim is a it's just like the word pedophile. Yeah, you're like saying it They don't really know what it means. It's like verbatim means yeah Word-for-word, and you see her to joke you go. Oh oh that's not the same thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Same premises. Yeah, I had a joke that was in a special and then they were like, you got this from fucking Key and Peele. And I'm like, what? I'm like, first of all, it's a sketch show. And then I watched it and I was like, I've never seen this. And it's kind of, it's a lot different, you know? And, but people are just... That's the internet though. Yeah, I know.

I used to say Twitter, Twitter made premises hacky fast They make a hacky fast because you know, but that's why they put it out and then you say so that's why it's like But that's why though you you look at comedians who are great like, you know, and there's a lot of them, dude Like look at Sebastian. He's great. He's he's fantastic and he will have a 20-minute bit about the airport Yeah, and everyone minute bit about the airport. Yeah. And everyone's talked about the airport, but the way Sebastian does it is his own way. He talks about the stuff that maybe other comedians have talked about. He's not, it's original still and it's funny.

But like if you say- There's nothing that hasn't been talked about. I know. It's, I hate when people are just like, oh dude, this is from that or you know, that's from this. It's like, dude, first of all, I know you, I it's I hate when people are just like oh dude this is from that or you know that's from this It's like dude first of all I Know you I think you watched that dude. I don't watch any stand-up. I watch zero I only watched the Dave Chappelle monologue on SNL Yeah in the last few years. I just don't want to hear it cuz I'm like alright well, then you know what I'm not

You know I don't want people to be like oh you No, I didn't I know I didn't so fuck it. Sometimes I have to watch just because of the that I mean twice now Mm-hmm. I've had a premise. I'm doing a joke. Yeah, and then and then Chappelle has a yeah Chappelle I know but I'll say yeah You want to watch the greats because yeah, you have something similar and then it's like, oh fuck. Yeah, but it's like when it's like theirs. It's like when I don't care because I don't follow up on material. You told me once when I was talking about Zoom therapy and you were like Taylor Tomlinson has a joke about Zoom therapy and I was like, oh I don't care. I'm not gonna watch it.

I don't know what it's like and you're like, well yeah, it's not the same but you're like, maybe you want to watch it. I'm like, no.'s only because, again, it's only because you don't wanna make sure that, like, my point is this really, let me just say this. People's experience are people's experience and they talk about it, but other people have also experienced the same thing. Of course, yeah, and they're funny. And they're funny, right, but my thing is like,

but people are so adamant about this, about comedy, but when you think of music, there's only eight notes. Yeah. That's it. Those are three. I'm saying, my point is, every song, every song progression, a chord progression, has been done 100,000 times.

But the person puts their spin, their stink on it with their voice and their performance. Comedy is the same way. Life is like notes, and we're just putting our own stink on it with their voice and their performance. Comedy is the same way. Yeah. Life is like notes and we're just putting our own thing on it. Right, right, right. Wow, bro. Life is like notes. Wow, that is very profound or maybe you're sitting on a bench and you're retarded. But, but, life is like notes.. Ah, nah, nah. That's three. You see the commercial Wolf made for this?

Yeah, that was hilarious. Yeah, that's cool. Life's a garden digger, baby. So this is a funny video. Oh, I've seen it. Oh, I saw this. What is this? Like, Chris, like, I see nothing.

Is this Chin's band? Wait, what is this? This is funny. I forget what what is this like Chris like I saw nothing is this Wait, what is this? This is funny. I forget what it is. This is Jim making meatballs Without comment All right, oh yeah, yeah Holy shit that guy's spinning like a turtle. It's really funny. This video can be called, How Kendrick Lamar Fans React. They should end it where one guy takes a gun out and shoots another guy in the head. Like, like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh No, but they should have started it. I've seen other ones of this. They should have started it less

Hype. Hype. Yeah, and then made it more hype, which is the one I saw it started pretty hype and it went to Pandemonium and it was really funny, but that is funny. Yeah But you know, dude videos like that. Yeah The professional breakdancers not professional comedy guys though, so they don't know to start it Sometimes when I see that that's why it's really funny, this old Asian guy, so they show the Kendrick Lamar, he's doing this, you know? That this old Asian guy was looking at it,

and then the rest of the video is this dude walking around the city. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Doing the same dance with the music in the background, and it just, I don't know. Yeah, I know, I know. It's just amplified by the Asian-ness of it, you know by The Asian this of it all right right right they just add to things I know you saying

These yours to What yeah, man? Giant right yeah, the change are you cold or you are somebody looking for you? I don't understand that sunglasses and hoodie Are you the Unabomber? We have a show called a at the after-hour that we do before this never heard of it sometimes we put on sunglasses No, sometimes you put on sunglasses at one time. Wow, we all we all put on Enjoy Yeah, they try to sneak that in hey dude enough with the banter

Yeah, um, I don't know man these two guys dress up like girls and they prank people on Those are guys. Oh, it's a fit filter. Yeah, and they like Realize game recognizes game. Oh really? Oh I get you We're just vibing bro. All right, where's your girl boys? Show me a girl boys. Let's go Come on Why do they do that cuz they're weirdos yeah, that's weird Really that long cuz you put it to the side wigs on yeah wigs on bro fuck you been I don't know man how it works you know how work why are they doing guys no fucking

still not the Kermit the Frog yeah baby how you doing that's so funny come on right yeah yeah hey there's a lot of those two I saw one where it's like a big bodybuilder guy and it's like from here up. Yeah girl In the middle of the target he goes yeah You know it's up and it's like you know like wow well, but they get the rocks Furious yeah, you still single kev I Hate to see it. Just waiting for his burn to heal completely.

Other people are. Yeah. At least you still have that burn. Let's go out later. Yeah, well. Fuck it, dude. Fuck it, they're not like us. I know, man, it's just like...

I'm looking, I'm looking. Nah, sorry. Nah, we're good. I'm just chilling bro. How are the kids guys? How are the kids? Good. Calvin's five. So Calvin turns five today, T turns nine Friday. Oh wow. I know. He had his first game yesterday.

God dang. I don't know if time flies, huh huh it was so cool. Oh man wait Valentine. Oh fuck man this really Valentine's Day Kristen got him like a few things too for when they wake up to see on Valentine's Day and Calvin came downstairs and saw it and he was like oh my gosh, and he was like this is so great. He was like Thank you guys. Thank you so much, and I was like, oh my gosh. And he was like, this is so great. He was like, thank you guys. Thank you so much. And I was like, oh my gosh. This is amazing. He's a little person, man.

Yeah. I got to bring Wolf over, because now he can walk. Oh yeah, I know. That's so cool. Yeah. I can't. That would be awesome. How do you think you made him so polite?

I don't. OK. We're very polite. Me and the whole family, Kristen, me, and extended family, we talk a lot and we're very emotive. Emotive, is that a word? Proper. But yeah, I'm polite, bro.

People think I'm a dick, I'm not a dick. I'm not a dick. I'm a dick to you, bro. I'm a dick to you. Because you're a friend. You deserve it. You're a dick. No, no, no, no. Know what it is is when you're out of town, You bro, I'm addicted you Know what it is when you're out of town. Yeah, like he's got Calvin I just got Calvin in a room and they just showing videos don't do this But yeah, he's polite as fuck and I'll be damned if my kids are not gonna be polite

I'll tell you this they're not gonna be rude like what if they fart does your wife make you excuse me? No, no, no, I know that that's your car. It drives me No, no, I If tiger Boston farts and drive go, did you say excuse me? I'm like, hey, no, no, we don't do that Let him rip. Let him rip it boys fire away. We don't do that. Yeah Yeah people sometimes but I don't know sometimes people think that like comedy is like dick you know you deal with it you know I mean look you know you're ready in the hotel to get pissed off at somebody but I when they don't do they job. I know but so that's a good that's a good topic though because it's like at what point do you go from you know know, like- Tancorous.

Yeah, exactly. Like at what point- You can feel it out if they're fucking gaslighting you or- But he's not feeling it out. Yeah. Because he's, because there's a history of it. He goes in like this. Because he knows already.

The motherfucking rule already! No, that's not true at all. I walk up, I get my, I'm gonna call you, you need incidentals, okay? Okay, so let me tell you something. I'm saying, no, this, I'm like, okay. Yeah, they said my room is ready, my keys are in the back. Let's play this out, let's play this out, let's play thisals, okay? Okay, so let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Let's play this out. Yeah, they said my room is ready. My keys are in the back.

Let's play this out. Let's play this out. Let's play this out. Okay, the guy goes like this. Okay, thank you very much. Puts the car up. Now, how mad do you get right now? You're not mad, right?

No, I'm not mad. You're good, right? You can tell something's taking a little while. Watch, watch, watch, watch, watch. Ooh. You mad yet? In fairness, I'm simmering. There you go!

You're ready! You wanted it! No, because my fucking room should be ready! I should be in the fucking computer! So now I'm like, what is this bitch doing? Meet the manager! We're the fucking manager. He's the manager. But Eric, what do you say to them when they go? When I do it then I'm just like, no, no.

Because you know it's coming. No, no, no. I don't say anything. Exactly. I'm like, you know what? Let me get this guy. You can't. I feel it yet though, bro.

No, no. I can't. I know. I'm waiting. Because then there's an exhale when he's like, oh, here it is. I wait for that. So I'm here it is. I wait for that Yeah, but I wait for the but the back and forth of your own body being like You're just you know what?

You don't want to fire off too soon cuz then they go. Oh, there you are. Yeah, yeah, and then you pop off But I've done this how about this? I've experienced I've experienced it enough to see the signs. Yeah, I get it, I get it, I get it. Look, I deal with it too. I deal with it too. That's why you knew that moment. I deal with it too, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, you knew that moment and you've dealt with it. Eric's a veteran traveler. Yeah. I get it, I get it. In Canada, you know, you get to the customs. I have a thing. I have a thing where I look for the customs and I go, let me find a one that I can see.

I couldn't do it this time. I get to this guy, he's like, yeah, so right here. I said, you don't see this show, I said the name of the show. Goes to his computer. Oh God. You know, he's like, oh, okay. Making sure it lines up.

I see the show and I go, then he's like, make sure it lines up see the show when I go then he's like hey I say you don't believe me I'm not letting you in Canada but I said I was like you didn't believe me like a joke right yeah I was like he was like well you know we have to check when I first went on Jay like Eric's bring some of this on himself no Well, you first are you think I'm fucking lying when I first went to JSX. Okay, that that stupid air You're gonna sweet X. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. So like they took us to that. You know, we're getting on the plane And you just know shit. It's regular, you know, I got my one bag, you know, I'm going this fucking bombshell chick Is it goes ahead of me

with her big purse. She says, he just goes, thank you, boom. I come up, he's like, I have to check your bag. All right. All right. You threw a tizzy, huh? I was like, you didn't check her bag. No, she fine, bro.

She fine. Check her bag. She doesn't look like a terrorist. Oh, you're gay. You wanna spend time with me and not her. Cool. It's those kind of moments that I just go, well, what is this about?

You know? What was that? You just go, but again, you just kinda go, all right. I fully acknowledge that there's moments where it's just better to be like. Jesus take the wheel. Yeah, yeah. It's better to just be like,

all right, this guy's doing his job, whatever. But sometimes though, the problem with when you're checking into a hotel, you are tired. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Especially when you're going west coast to east coast. Yeah. Maybe you're on a three, four hour flight, maybe you had a connection flight,

you had to get up at five o'clock in the morning. You know, before you leave, your wife is like, can you change the diapers, and make sure you do the stick, take the trash, I had to take the trash out to the fucking front, and all that, whatever. So you're in a thing, the trash out to the fucking front. No, we're right So you know things when you get to the hotel just have my shit, you know, it's called Eric It's called living but just have my shit ready. I'll change the baby's diaper

But when I get to the hotel, they better have my room ready, babe. That's all I'm saying have my shit Well, you know what? But Chris that's The job no, I know you Precheck. No, I know I know you're right. You're right. You're not know. You've pre-checked. No, I know. I know, I know, I know. We get it, we get it. You're right, you're right. You're not wrong. It'd be different if you just picked a random hotel.

I'm gonna say this guy, Eric Tate. Let me go check in here. And they're like, oh, you don't have a reservation? Okay, let me see what I can do. That's different. How about this? How about this? When, have you ever had this happen?

You arrive, so I have gotten the room the day before and arrived 10am the day next day and they say, we don't have your room anymore because you didn't check in. And I said, I did this, I got the room so it would be ready now at 10am. I played your game and I'm fucked. Then,'re you're right then you can yell then you can yell but to be fair they're like you're not showing up you never checked in so he sold your room somebody else make that money son but they already made that money cuz I'm paying for it anyway yeah but they can make double yes no they make double they make double fuck you the rooms available Marriott no no but at the point though okay what side hit in Harry's spot remember let me ask you this though at one point so here you're there. Okay, like oh

Oh, it looks you didn't check in yesterday. So we've given your room away. I just turn around Well, where are you there? Do you go from I go you gave it away, but I paid for it Yeah, but see you're saying all that. Yeah, but you're already there mmm Well, no, I say because I I give them, we'll fix it. Find another room. Like, you know, yeah. Yeah.

Find another room. That's when you go into problems. Oh, you can't? You can't? Now I'm mad. Why am I here? Oh shit. Oh shit.

We all made a mistake. I'm here now. Kick someone out. Let me sit at your house. Your bed better be made. Your issue is, you wait, but when you do snap, you're not going to snap. You're going to snap. You're going to snap. You're going to snap. You're going to snap. You're going to snap. You're going to snap. kick someone out let me see at your house

your issue is you wait but when you do snap you I don't I'll tell you what I don't ever yell ever ever what doesn't do any good no I know I thought by the way I don't yell either yeah be like simmering with your words logical it's worse those nostrils yeah it's even worse to be looking at them either. Yeah. Being like simmering with your words, being logical is worse. Flaring those nostrils. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's even worse to be looking at them like this. So you're saying, I've prepaid for a room that's not available. Is that what we're saying right now? That's way worse than yelling. I always go like this. Let me talk to whoever it is that is above you. And then they bring them out,

and then I say to that person, who's above you? I say, who's above you, until I get to the president of the United States. And then Mr. Marriott comes out. Hello Trump. So this is what happened. Paris Hilton comes out. Yeah, right.

Yeah, there's a level, it's like what we're just trying to say is, how do you ease into it? You see a problem happening, you know there's going to be a problem, what do you do from that point to the next point? That's the different, we have different styles. Having a card in an envelope that says I knew this was going to happen would be fucking amazing. And it'd be like this.

Oh I'm going to have that ready. Here's a letter I wrote to myself before I got here. I would like you to read it out loud. Mr. Griffin will arrive at Marriott and the room will not be ready. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. How funny would that be, dude? I wanna do that with my wife. Yeah, of course, bro.

I need a stenographer in my house. Get Airbnbs. Bro, that'd be great. No, you didn't. Be like this. Sheila, can you read back that argument minutes please? You're stealing from Chappelle again, home stenographer.

Is it, is it? Oh, that's right. But again, parallel thinking. Yeah, he stole that one though. Stupid. There's the home stenographer. Oh what is it, oh it's on his show? Yeah. Oh, got it.

And then they had the travel stenographer. That's hilarious. Oh, my favorite one, the new, there's a commercial like this too that I think is really funny where they're throwing their flag to look at their replay. Oh yeah, yeah. That's great. That's a great concept.

Same kind of thing though is what I'm saying. Yeah. You know? This is, this episode of Signphoned with the rental cars is exactly what you're talking about. I made a reservation. Do you have my reservation? Oh, oh yeah, this is such a Seinfeld thing, huh? Yeah.

Yeah, anybody can take them. Yeah. I know I have reservations, I don't think you do. What a funny, the way this show did this shit was so funny. The best. And just, we did. But you can think of Seinfeld moments

because of watching that show, that you're in life, and you could be in a moment and be like, ah, this will be on Seinfeld. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I always thought of one that would be like, you know when you're on a plane, and I hate this shit, Chris, you're on a plane, and there's the window, right? But the window is positioned in a way. I already know where you right? But the window is positioned in a way.

I already know where you're going. The window is positioned in a place where who's in charge of it? I'm not, when I'm here, I'm not in charge of it. But if I do this, I am now in charge of the window. But how about this? How about this? Sometimes, because it's only this much,

you go, and you go like this, I don't really know if I'm fully in charge of it yet. You're trying to go back further? I thought that would be be a great that'd be a great sign film of a George Oh, yeah, yeah, but I actually control this window. You know, I mean, that's like one of those kind of moments Yeah, cuz if they put it up and then you go back and then you put it down. Yeah, you're kind of a dick, you know But it's not a dick if you if you leave it up, right? It's only a dick you because bring it down like that. It's only a dick if you, because bringing it down is like a... No, because you want to sleep.

You want to sleep, it's right. That's what I'm saying. The plight moves up. Give me a time-out, please. Because you're not going to wake anybody, you're not going to disturb anybody. If they need light, they can use their light. Oh, oh, oh, oh. You're saying keep it down.

Keep it up. No, wait, wait, wait. Block the sun. No, no, no. Oh, you're saying if it comes from the bottom? Yeah. Oh. They do have those. Yeah, I know, but not a lot. Oh you're saying it comes from the bottom? Yeah. Oh they do have those. Yeah I know but not a lot. Oh I'm sorry. You wanted the window open. Yeah I wanted it closed.

Not a lot bro that's just something started doing like 2019. It's only in first class.. I've had them so. It's clearly. How about it's clearly dark. Clearly dark. Everybody's fucking shit is down. Nuts. Because it's dark. And then you're sitting next to somebody who's like. No, turn your light on, bro. I wanna see the light stuff.

I go nuts. Oh man, dude. Turn your light on, dude. Don't open the fucking thing. Yeah. Theo added an incredible, one of those, from a solo episode, he said, what are you fucking looking at?

A Care Bear? Close your fucking window. It's tough. Yeah, it's bad. Do you like, are you a window seat person or aisle? Window, so I can sleep against it. But then I get that- I'm starting to be like, I wanna be an aisle person.

I get it, I like aisle too. Cause you gotta pee? Cause you gotta pee? I like aisle cause I pee a lot. No, no, no, actually- I take advantage, you know what I mean? Do you like out cuz I feel a lot of actually I take advantage You know when they do anything I'm like yeah, bitch black coffee keep them coming I'm gonna piss 18 times for me. It's about when the plane lands The actual worst part of travel of all travel. It's not TSA. It's not none of that shit

It's when the plane lands everyone wait and you're waiting for this fucking idiot, two rows up, who for some reason has six bags and you know, and they're just like, and they're in the aisle trying to fix the thing and put their bag on the thing. They're usually fat. Get me off this plane. Yeah. Get me off this plane. You know what I do? I wait until I'm fucking good and ready to get off the plane.

I'm always on the window and I go... I'm looking up here and I go, go ahead, go, go, go. Oh good for you. Go. Yeah, I wait because I'm not in a rush. I'm in fucking Fresno. You know what I mean? Like I just got a show tonight. Go ahead, go ahead. I'll get ready when I... Yeah, I just... I don't fuck... I take that and I remove it. I get off right away. Chris has to... He takes a nap. They're like, sir, you have to get off the plane.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I finish... Bro, I finish movies multiple times. Ha ha! Multiple times. I finish movies. Multiple times. I'm watching people walking by. Walking by, I'm watching the end of fucking GoldenEye. You know what I mean? I don't give a shit.

I do. Yeah. I get real caring of people trying to... Cut in line? Yeah, I educate people. Nick, I'm with you a thousand percent. I'll go by you. No, no, no, you.

Yeah, I'm like, oh, you're the big Russ? You know what I mean? Well, here's the thing though. I ask them if they're getting a connecting flight first. That's a great move, because you need to figure it out. But whenever you see how long it takes people to de-plane, I go, this is why we have problems in society But here's the next cat if you're jumping or you're trying to cut them

If this is the destination long if this is the destination DMV sucks if this is the destination We're all the bags are all coming out at the same time. We're all gonna be waiting for them to come out anyway, right? I don't check back most of the time. No, I know but okay. Well if you don't sure never never what never always check it back Oh God, that's like so yeah, because I have my other bag with my next box and all my back No, I know but okay. Well if you don't sure but never what never always check it back. Oh god That's like so yeah, because I have my other bag with my next box and all my I pack everything in one carry-on I'm responsible for it Where's your excuse me is that it is gonna watch this later. That's a kids new Chris farted All right, thanks for watching that ruin guys ruined the show. Thanks for watching.

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