The Golden Hour - Longlegs & Kamala | The Golden Hour #96 w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: September 6, 2024

Chris shares his recent speech and sleeping problems and accidentally matching perfectly in public, Brendan give his review of the horror movie "Longlegs", Erik explains unfriending someone over a movie and the guys talk the sickest they've ever been, stripper wars between Spearmint Rhino and Peppermint Hippo, Jool's Lebron's viral videos and much more. Get two extra episodes every month at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcast DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app NOW and use code GOLDEN

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Nick if you're a real package fan, you'd fucking do it like the immigrants do, illegally. Get on a fucking raft, you and your girl, get over to Brazil, dude. Go Pack, go. They play in LA later in the years. Are we recording, dude? I thought we did it? Yeah. Yes, I'm gonna be in McAllen, Texas. Yes, I'm gonna be in Beaumont, Texas, dude.

Yes, Peterborough, Ontario. Yes, Sudbury for some reason. Miami Improv. I'll be there. Miami Improv. ChrisLeah.com though, for all the tickets. 23rd to the 25th. Miami Improv. Royal Ticket Needs.

Eric Griffin. I do feel like I'm speaking not right today. Great. Do you think it's CTE? I haven't hit my head, but here's the deal. You're hanging out with me though. I know, but you can't catch it. You do, you can, it's like COVID.

Really? Yeah, it's fake as well. It's fake as well, give it up. Oh, all right, drunk. Get out of here. It's too early for this. You vibing already? We vibing way too early.

Oh, way, right? Was that it? That's it. That's it, dog, we vibing too early. Listen, I was at a place, I got up early, I took Calvin to school, I went to a place. What's early for you? For me waking up early 737. All right, keep going. So Just like to know where we're at man, yeah, well, it's now you know, you're sleeping. Yeah. Yeah

You didn't like it, but you were like, okay It's like I'm not if he had said nine you would have went off Especially since I'm a comedian seven thirties early if I work Wall Street, you'd be like that's late. Yeah, no doubt. Do you work last night? I'll answer it. No, no get up. Yes. I get why I did at 730 fair point Yeah, there's no you got up at 730 or you were already on the go at 730. I woke up at 730 Oh, then that's bullshit. Is it? Yeah You were in bed at 730 you were woke up at 730. Oh, then that's bullshit. Is it? Yeah. Yeah, it is. Yeah, because you were in bed at 730, you were in bed.

What are you talking about? I mean, you stumbled down stairs around 80. So what time did you leave the house, 10? No, no, no, no, no, no, eight, 10, 810. I had to take Calvin to school. And you obviously just got out of bed like this, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like you slept like this. No, no, no, I got up, I showered, I put this on. Dude, you're, why shower if you're gonna, yeah. You slept like this. No, no, no. I showered. I put this on. Why shower if you're going to wear that? You're not listening. Those aren't your jammies? We talked about this. I moved.

I thought you were in your jammies. I don't have all my clothes. I don't have all my clothes. So you had a second outfit. You had a sleeping outfit. And then you had this 1982 John McEnroe outfit that you have on right now. No, no.

This is college vibes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And you got a haircut, too., no, this is college vibes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I. And you got a haircut too. I did, did I? Yeah. I went to bed last night and I couldn't sleep because my legs were doing the restless leg syndrome thing

and Kristen kept waking up and she was like, you're waking me up. I'm like, I'm really sorry. She's like, I saw her said, well, what do you want me to do? Like. She goes, not the rain dance on our bed? No, I know. I was like, what do you want me to do? Like, and I didn't mean it well, what do you want me to do? Like, she goes, not the rain dance on our bed. I know.

I was like, what do you want me to do? Like, and I didn't mean it like, what do you want me to do? I said it like, what do you want me to do? Like, I'll do something, but we don't have that many beds. And she was like, will you go sleep like in Calvin's room? And I was like, yeah, okay, sure. So I went, I slept in Calvin's room. I went to sleep immediately.

They say one of the things when you have restless leg syndrome that you can do is switch beds Which makes no sense really but if you just it's like a mental thing I guess if you just switch beds, you'll fall asleep. I switch beds fell asleep immediately. Okay, I was like he's vibing Sure, I mean I get it it worked though. It worked. Yeah, who cares if I'm vibing if it worked so Yeah, exactly so So I woke up now in bed and I got to get Calvin ready for school and uh I get him to, by the way you've fucked my story so much that I don't even know what story

I'm going to tell. You had me tell two stories before the story. Yeah, I know he's lost, he's like and then I made some eggs and then I was like Old in my shorts. I want do I want hard a fucking story? I want to tell aren't these stories. It's over, huh? Well, trust me. We don't want to hear your story. You're the one making me go back and shit. All right, okay So we got it. So you went to bed. I put this 1130. I woke up at 730 Yes, you found your booty shorts, and then you put them on, and you were out of the house at 8.10 to take Calvin to school.

So these are the clothes that I still, I don't have any clothes. Cause you're unpacking your house. They're all unpacked. We don't care. You fucking make me say it, and then you say you don't care. We don't care.

By the way, this is the second time you make me say it. Cause you make me say it before the fucking podcast. I already got you going. And here's the deal. Here gonna be safe before the fucking podcast. I already got you going. And here's the deal, here's the deal. Brendan, Brendan, we already got you there. It's 8 10, you're in the car with Calvin, you're headed to school. Go. Fuck friends, fuck friends.

Go. Hey, was Calvin Crunk to go to get dropped off in that new car? Or does he not care? I didn't even take the new car. Oh, you're a bad dad. So, no. So, you know how much you can do? Fuck it.

Fuck it. You are so flustered. This story is not even going to be told by the end of the podcast. I feel like we're the prosecuting attorneys and he's over there like, your honor, I. They really fucked you up, Chris.

It's like men in society, you know you fucked up, right? Cause you said you woke up at 7. Let me, I can't even wait. The story I have to tell is so late not worth it Yeah, and I'm still gonna tell it cuz fuck you too. All right, I like that No, no, no, you're in this so I get this on mm-hmm, and I'm like this isn't that a good of an outfit I like each piece but all together makes no sense So I said to Kristen I said by the way, is this okay to wear and she said yeah

You're rocking the Adam Sandler, which I'm like, that's hilarious because we all know how he dresses. And so I get in the car, I take Calvin to school. I then I go to a coffee place to get coffee. All right. I'm sitting down, I'm getting coffee. And as I'm getting coffee, I hear someone come into the coffee shop and say to the person behind the cash register, do you guys have food here? And the person says, yeah, we have some stuff but not really if you want to go to a place with great food and like a cafe coffee shop you go to this one spot

across the freeway I go like this really I get up I leave I go to that place fuck it was he good I get there it's yes it's good but that's not the story but I get I get I get it so it's good I order that's not the story. But I get it, so it's good. I order, they're super nice. I get another coffee. I'm on my bullshit. And you know what? I'm beside myself.

I've already hit two coffee shops since 9.30. Are you kidding me, dude? You woke up earlier, dude. Can fit four in. But I will though. And so I'm eating at the place. And so now, now at the place and I... So now, now check this out, okay?

I've got this coffee. This is all important to this bad story, by the way. These glasses. This wallet. This shirt, okay? I pull up in the green car, all right? And I get my food delivered to me the plate is this color all right so I'm like I'm actually kind of fucking killing it

that's where I said what I didn't mean to I slipped and I matched right I didn't do you think I was gonna do I even I even know I was going to the coffee You ripped too hard. This is the what I always wear. Okay, this shirt. I just threw on the car Yeah, it's all arguably in the same family. It's not all the same color, but like the shade whoopsie daisy I fucking did it right shades of green So I sit down, you know what what I like this. There we go, dude I'm a okay. I'm a good storyteller though. OK, but so.

You're too hard. You didn't even mean to. I did. I dripped so fucking hard. All right. So I sit down. Yo. The thing's hard.

A family comes up. A thing's not for you. A family comes up and sits down at the place that I'm sitting at, which is a high top table, which has like the, you know, it's one of those communal things, which is, it's fine, you can sit near me, but also there's so many seats everywhere else. And now I'm part of this family and I'm annoyed, right?

I get you. Because it's like, what? You're the adopted son, yeah. You know what? The family was very sweet looking. It was like a Mexican family. They're actually here, come on in. Juan!

Hey! Very sweet Mexican family. Like it was the mom, the dad, the son. Yeah, family. And the, but no, but the son was like, you know, 18. 20. Yeah. Okay. And this guy fucking, were you there?

So, so I'm eating this shit and the son's right across from me. The dad sits down and, and, and I'm like, this family is like really like I love this Family like they're very sweet. I look at the father son I got two sons and shit and the kid and I'm still in back of my head I'm like how they don't fucking say anything to me because I'm just eating and you know I don't want to podcast with this family. Yeah, so the fucking kid says hey, man

And I say yeah, he, I love your color palette. I swear to God, that's what the kid said. Oh, he's gay. No, no, no, he wasn't. He wasn't, he was just a kid. And I said, oh, thanks man. Yeah, didn't even mean to, dude. Got this wallet here I wear it every day and plate, you know?

There he goes, huh. And I'm like, bro, only up from here, man. If I had a nine millimeter kit right here, it would be like this. Put on the silencer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Why the silencer? I want people to know.

Cause I don't wanna. Dude. I became someone else in that moment. On accident. From now on though, because then the waitress came up and was like... Oh, you're still going. It gets worse. It gets more boring. What time did you wake up?

Yeah, by the way, you're working for saving your fucking what time did you wake up bullshit. So the waitress came up and was like hey Do you want me to take clean up for you? And I go like and I was standing up and I was like I said to the waitress I said you know what I actually didn't know that these potatoes were gonna be so good But I so I'm just I'm standing up and eating them you know so you don't have to take the plate yet And she goes oh good. I'm glad you enjoy him, and I and I and I go like this Yeah, and she walks away, and I'm and I'm like what the fuck is happening to

me dude I'm like a friendly person she's got a hole in the town exactly in that wild and now it's like a good person I'm full full on dad. Yeah, dude. Anyway, thanks for tuning in, guys. We'll see you next week. Oh, I tell you, I saw the worst movie I've seen in a hot second. Long Legs, Nicolas Cage, I've talked about on here. Serial Killer, that's my shit. I got my black belt in Serial Killers. Me and my wife, kids in bed.

Oh, she watches it too? I'm like, I got a movie for us. So what's about Serial Killer? She's all say less. I'm like, the thing says scariest movie in a decade. People have it. I'm like, here we go. Rotten Tomatoes, 86%.

You should all list that stuff because people are weird. Whatever. Everything says it's great. Horrible. Horrible. And right away, right away I went, I got a good movie for Chris. You're going to love it.

I can't wait to see it. It's horrendous. And you're gonna love it. No, I'm gonna love it. I'm already mad at you for not liking it. The makeup that Nicolas Cage has on is so distracting. I was like, well, that's CGI, right? That's not real.

No, it's, it was supposed to be like that. It's so bad. Yeah, I can't wait. I heard, I have had friends say it's so good. And I've had friends say it's so bad. Yeah, I can't wait. I heard, I've had friends say it's so good. And I've had friends say it's so bad. It's bitches, yeah. You gotta be a fucking moron to think that. Nah, it looks amazing.

Can't wait. Skyler Stone texted me because I posted it. He was like, dude, it's so good. He's the one. Oh, you don't know shit, right? He said, bro. He also votes for Kamala Harris. So I was like, oh, you're out, dude.

You like long legs and Kamala? I can't talk to him anymore. Long legs and Kamala is. So I was like, oh, you're out, dude. Stupid. You like Long Legs and Kamala? I can't talk to anyone. Long Legs and Kamala is the great title for this episode. First you gotta be. I can't. Oh, when I see my baseball dynamics, I can't talk to anyone. Burning Man is back.

You ever have a friend who has an opinion that you think is so wrong that you're like, all right. Where it changes the dynamic? Yeah. Yeah. Paul takes it to do that. OK, hey, hey, hey. Yeah, Paul.

Well, I try not to do that. OK, hey, hey, hey. Well, I try not to do that. No, no, no, but I think that a movie. All right, listen. There's a guy I don't talk to anymore, a former friend of mine. OK. OK? It's because we went to go see the remake of Karate Kid,

with Jackie Chan and Smith. There's a scene in this movie where Jackie, you find out Jackie Chan's family died, okay? He blames himself. Every year he rebuilds this car and then he ruins it. He smashes it. He's having like an Oscar moment. Okay?

Jackie Chan. I've never seen him act like this before. Yeah, it's Karate Kid though, you know? Whatever. It doesn't matter. It've never seen him act like this before. That's right. A kid doing whatever. Yeah, it doesn't matter. It was a very tender moment. Okay. A very tender moment. He was laughing. The person I'm with is like, what's going on? Done with him. Damn, that's it. No, no, listen. Holy shit. Done. I'm not even making a joke right now. I'm done. If I'm in a movie and I'm tearing up

and I'm feeling what's happening right now and you're acting like nothing's happening, I'm like, oh, then we're not, we are diametrically apart emotionally and I don't want to have anything to do with you. You cried during Cry Kid though? Yeah. I might.

Did you, to be clear though, was your heavy response to him more that you guys are different or was it more you're ruining the moment for me because I'm in it and what are you doing? Both. OK. Both. Because it was the kind of thing where afterwards,

like I don't get, when I had to, like here's another thing too. I could be friends with some real idiots. I know, but this is like you're watching afterwards and you're trying to. Hey could be friends with some real idiots. I know, but this is like, you're watching afterwards and you're tripping. Hey. Not what I meant. That was a good fat joke. But it's like, if you have to explain,

like there's a thing that's clearly happening. It's very, and I'm like, oh, you're acting like you don't get this? Then you don't get a lot of things. Yeah. We don't have a lot in common. We don't have a lot in common. We don't have a lot in common. But when it comes to emotion, though,

you can be having a bad day or a good day and everything changes. Or he wasn't paying attention. Maybe he was looking down at his snacks. Sometimes it happens to me. I'm like, wait, wait, rewind it. I'm snacking too hard, dude. Rewind it.

Snack too hard. Dude, I'm in this new place, and I'm just an emotional guy, okay? So I'm having emotional moments all the time. Over in nonsense. Like I, I've never, first of all, I've never lived in a house my whole life, okay? So then, and then when my parents finally got something, I was already out, I was in college,

and I was doing shit, so this is it. So like this morning, it was the first time I took the trash cans out to the street. Oh yeah. It was all ffff. Yeah it did. It was all ffff. Yeah it did.

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It was all ffff. It was all ffff. It was all ffff. It was all ffff. It was all ffff. It was all ffff. It was all ffff. It was all ffff.

It was all ffff. It was all ffff. It was all ffff. It was all ffff. It was all ffff. It was all ffff. It was all ffff. It was all ffff.

It was all ffff. It was all ffff. It was all ffff. It was all ffff. It was all ffff. It was all ffff. It was all ffff. It was all ffff.

It was all ffff. It was all ffff. It was all ffff. It was all ffff. It was all ffff. It was all ffff. It was all ffff. It was all ffff. It was all ffff. It was all ffff. No, but last night. A green can? What is this for? Brush? So I was like, and then last night, my wife says her mom's coming over. It was getting kind of late-ish, but she's like, she wants to come over and walk, take a wolf on a walk. Because we live close now. And I was like, oh, man.

You can do it. I was like, oh man. I was like, that's why we moved here. And then I just started crying because I was thinking about my mom. I was like, my mom's never going to get to do this, but this is why I did this for him. You know what I mean? Every little moment like that I was like, oh wow. I'll solve all this stuff for you right now.

It's because you had a kid. Of course. Did that guy who was watching the Karate Kid movie have a kid at that moment. No, maybe he has a kid Maybe we should reconnect first 48 dude Call you cry. Call take call Tom Papa back Do we have a kid you cry That's talk. Let's talk some marriage shit. All right, this is what I have check this out. I Had this thing with Rachel now.

I said to her, I said, hey, my back hurts. Immediately she goes, you know what, my back hurts. Bro, bro, I said to her like this, hey, hey. Don't jump on this. Can my back hurt for a little while? Right, right, right, right. Can I have a moment? Can I have some my back is hurting time?

Don't want up my back. Before you jump in with your back hurt my girl the same thing I'll be like man. I'm touched like I can't stand it man. My girl tries to out tire man Like you don't want to play this game I'm okay with her having a hurt back. It's tell me later I mean can I have like 20 minutes? Don't don't jump on my tiredness. Don jump on my angel way to say it even in a fight Or this even in a fight you mean you're gonna fight you might be like, you know, you're you know, you're not listening

Well, you're not listening. No, I need a little bit of time for me to enjoy you not listening Dude That's about that collection play. Dude, dude, that is true. And yes, I love what you're saying. Okay. Let me, let me go. Go, go. Cause I knew you cause they're all very, they're, they're similar. Yes. They're one degree of separation and they're nonsense.

Everyone, everyone. But, but what you, I think if she said it like this, like if you say my back hurts and I say, you know what? My back hurts too today. If you said it like that and just my back hurts too, rather than a throw away. Right, right, right. It's like, fuck, it's like, yeah, people's backs hurt,

my back hurts too, it's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, today's gonna be my back hurting day. Woo! Okay? Yeah. Lord, lord, lord, lord. Mm, my back is hurting. Mm. Yeah, dude, lord. Mm, my back is hurting.

Yeah, dude. Yeah. And I said to her, I said, no, no, no. I said, she goes, well, how long do I need? I need some more time. Then later, she goes, hey. My back is hurting. She came back to it. Then I went, okay, sufficient amount of time

for your back to be hurting. That's not about your back now. But even when this like, I remember, okay, sufficient amount of time for your back hurts too. That's not about your back now. But even when it's like, I remember like back, whatever, like during the COVID, I had COVID, I had it bad, all right? It was like Christmas to New Year's. I'm just laying up, you know, I'm just, I'm in bed and she's getting me stuff.

And then like, it was like four days into it, she screams out, I have COVID, you need to go to the store. I was like, your COVID doesn't cancel out my COVID. I'm still out to tell you. I went through that this weekend. I was sick this weekend. I had to perform too. How many times you had to be on stage?

Sick. Sick. It's been, I thought about it, not as many as I would think. Sickest I've ever been at to perform at Brea. And I was like, there's no fucking way way and then what you're up here you're good Your body lock yeah And then afterwards yeah, oh bro. That's what I told you guys before there's only one time I've ever had to like I'm on stage like oh, I gotta go to the bathroom

I have it once that's what I'm saying, but usually normally like your body But as you know what it is as you get older like you know what I can't do anymore. I can't eat Oh, I get on do anymore I can't eat Just like the timing is all off but anyways You know, but I I was sick and Kristen was sick before me and then I was getting sick and my first thought was, dude, she's gonna think that I fucking, I'm trying to take over the sickness thing, you know.

You're trying to one up her sickness. And I don't want to and I'm bad when I'm sick. I'm, I wanna be in bed. Hey, hey, I'm like, hey, dude, you have three kids now. That's what I said to her, okay? And guess what, you're a single mother. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, help, hey, help.

And then she says, you can't be doing this, I say, mom, don't talk to me that way. And dude. Mom, mommy, mommy. Yeah. And dude. And dude. Mommy? Mommy? Mommy? Mommy? Yeah. And so, so. Oh, do you have Google Home?

What? Do you have Google? Oh, I have Google Home speakers. So I can be like this, Google broadcast to home, you know? And then I'd be like, Rachel! You know, and it's just all the speakers, Rachel! Say mom, say mom. I can do it now.

Say mom. I can like, I can broadcast to home, but we should do that later. All right, so I was like, fuck this sucks, but I'm getting sick. I got to the point where I was like, all right, I give up, I am sick. Like, I don't know if you do this,

but I'm like, I'm not sick. I refuse it till late. Until I'm like, all right, it has to be, right? And so I say to her, I was like, man, I don't feel good, I'm real sick, I'm nauseous, I'm going to bed. Well, I had a fever at night. You know?

Yeah, I woke up the next day, I had to do shows that night, two shows, then two shows the next night, so I was like, this is gonna be a horrible weekend, I'll just get through it, right? And so I was a waste all weekend, you know? I was worthless, and except for the shows, like I was like, I'll just rest the whole time until I got to do shows.

You know, so I, she said, she actually said the thing I thought she was like, you know, I was sick too and then like you took over the sickness and I was like, fuck, it happened. I didn't want her to think this shit. And I kind of snapped, I was like, I took over, you're acting like I'm not, I am actually sick. Dude, and we got into an argument about it,

but things are all better, the sickness is good and we're good, we're closer than ever. No, no, what it is is like, just because they respond differently when someone else is sick. They have a different response. So when we're sick, they do all this stuff. When they're sick, we're just kinda like, what do you need?

You know what I mean? You want me to get you what? It's more of a hassle. Yeah, dude. When they're sick? Yeah, when they're sick, it's like, fuck, add that to the schedule. You know, what do you want me to do?

Yeah, rather than... Can I uber you some soup? Oh, I know what it is I just thought about right now. You know what it is? It's because we're so used to having a schedule of them being sort of sick, because it's when they're on their period. You understand? So we get that all the time, you know. And they say it, they'll use it.

Right. I have a headache, I'm on my period, blah, blah, blah. So we kind of just go like this. We're kind of like, okay. All right, well you want me to get you a sandwich? So then when they're actually sick, and this similar vibe, it's like, well, you're fine. You'll be all right.

Yeah, you deal with this every month, okay? I get sick, when I'm sick, It's like, you know, yeah. So I think that I think it's just a trained response. Yeah. The thing is like, don't they shouldn't use that as a thing. Then we wouldn't be so annoyed. Right. That's what it is.

Like I don't tell you every month, every time my butthole. Yeah. I can't have diarrhea every like two weeks. I'm not like my butthole bleeds more than once a month. It's dry out here in LA. And so speaking of co-brought Brian Simpson, when we did the companion day later, he goes, Hey man, I've been meaning to tell you this.

I text the whole group. I just pause for COVID man. Yeah. You laughed. Bro, this isn't 2020. Do you feel like you don't even need to tell people? Yeah. Yeah, I don't.

Well, here's the thing. You talk about the cold, Doug? I had, I was sick and I was like, people don't tell people about herpes either. So it's like. Yeah, well, no, but that's what I'm saying. COVID is the only one where people don't feel like they have to tell you.

It's like, they won't be like, by the way, I have the flu, you know what I mean? Or I have a cold, just so you know, like you'd be like. Yeah, right. But I got, I was sick and I said to Kristen once, I was like, I wonder if it's COVID, you know, just like we were hanging out together

and I just fucking threw it out there. It wasn't like I was like thinking about it, but she was like, nah. But then I was like, wow, I wouldn't even check. No, it probably is too. Yeah, I like COVID. check. No, it probably is too. Yeah, I know. Is that an official thing now? That's actually an interesting poll question, Nick.

It's like, if you have COVID now, do you think you should tell everyone you've been in contact? No, that's- All of your complete bitch. It, they're so, you don't need, dude, people- I don't know if it's that far, I'm never gonna, but- He's so mad and like-

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, just- It's sweat, butth He's so mad. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, just sweat. Butthole's bleeding. I'm fine. No, yeah, well, here's the thing. I think if I had it now and I found out that I had it. Just tell us you're sick. No, and I text you guys just so you know I have COVID.

I don't think that that's crazy, but however It it it it's weird for me to test for covid Because like if i'm sick, i'm just sick. Do you understand what i'm saying? Okay. I just had covid like before I only reason why I tested is because You know you could get something for it and to get rid of it right away because like it affected me bad before Yeah, so I was like, oh god, is is going to be like, I'm going to be, it's more about like, I don't want to be the downtime. I don't like, I don't want to be down for seven days with a fever,

but it wasn't even like, I'm not on his shit where it's like, Oh yeah, nah, I don't even fucking tell anybody. You know, he's fucking French kissing everybody. He sees like, Hey, what's, Hey, what up? How you doing? Chris? French kissing everybody you see. Hey, what's going on? How you doing, Chris? Like he's in the... He's got a secret documentation in CIA.

Oh no, COVID, what's up? And so... So, so, yeah, I don't know. I know, fucking I'm tired. Cause you woke up early. I'm all good though. Let's take a break, Brendan. Let's take a little break, dude.

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Hate it 70s are back Everything's I want to throw him cuz he looks like a shoehorn It looks like the tape dog Like a horseshoe I just want to throw his face like a horseshoe It looks like the taped on mustache for Leonardo DiCaprio and fucking once upon a time He better say right now. Hey guys, I'm Know he's like I'm on a break from a show. I'm shooting and I wanted to ask you. Hey guys, I'm in a Western

No, hey guys, I'm in a fucking gay movie Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah for one of two reasons right one. I like movember to you suck balls Yeah, or I mean on the day thing right like that's it. No. No, I don't I don't think I don't think he's gay Rub Cuz you need the balls yes, I don't want balls to rub on that part on me either But you want the balls to hair or not? No, but he hasn't even said anything yet. We're just not live Poor guy guys huge fan What a fellas new segment called that vice all the dads call, we get advice from you guys on any parenting situations we have.

I'll kick it off. My 10 year old daughter, she's playing select soccer. She tells me she wants to get extra workouts in. She wants to wake up every day at 5 a.m. and go for a run. Sounds like a winner. This is awesome. I support it. She wants to put extra work in. That's great. Don't want to wake up at 5 AM every day and go for a

run. 10 year old can't run around the neighborhood by herself. Trying to think, what are my options here? You can't buy her a treadmill. Probably not. Still can't have a 10 year old unsupervised using a treadmill. So I don't really know what to do. Do I gotta suck it up? Yeah. Up every day, go for the run with my daughter. You got a blessing, don't you? Try to figure out something else. Really?

You know, maybe nighttime workouts. I don't know. For a 10 year old, you got a blessing. Right, really? Yeah, well yeah. Doesn't sound like the best time. You better water that flower. Yeah, I was you on this all, you know, you made it,

the moment you have a kid, then now your life isn't yours. And if your kid wants to do this thing, you have to be like, ah, and you set your alarm and you get your ass up. You got an outlier, dude, you won the lottery. I'm around eight, nine, 10 year olds all the time. You know how rare it is for a kid to be like, I want extra work, I'm ready to grind?

Dude, you better water that fucking flower. Yeah, man. You're gonna fuck it up. Chris wouldn't do it, I can see it on his face. Oh no, you better water that fucking flower. Yeah, man. You're gonna fuck it up. Chris wouldn't do it, I can see it on his face. Oh no, yeah. Chris would hire somebody. I really would. Who's Frank?

Frank's your 5 a.m. dad. Well, your nanny would be out there. Just hire. Hey, get up. Keep going. Get up, wake up guys. With the nanny in him. Gotta go back to bed, you gotta go running.

It's a fine line too, because T's the same, he'll practice seven days a week. He has two practices with his team and if they have games during the weekend, but every day he wants to do something. Yeah, but when we're all sitting at the third base, you know, at the Dodger game and we're just like, T!

Yeah, I'm gonna grind it too. In the family section, I can't wait for that. Bro, I'm gonna grind it too, so I'm like, let's ride. What do you wanna do? I'm gonna head home with family section. Oh, I'm a guy for this. I'm like, let's ride What do you want to do home with my fucking goggles on just yeah go? It's gonna be in the future. Mm-hmm. Hell. Yeah, dude. I'm playing third Cowboy Calvin's his agent Calvin's next to me with the things on yeah Ten percent. Yeah. Yeah, no, you got it. But also in today's society I don't know where he lives,

but you gotta be careful too, because there's these soft parents like, the kid needs a break, you know, whenever we're training, I'm like, get the fuck out of here, he's eight. This dude, my little dude can train every single day, he's fine. He's fine.

He'll go, you can take him to the Sky Zone, every single day, he will sweat his ass off for four hours every single day. What's the difference between play time and then put an actual work in baseball, football, whatever? They're eight, you gotta be careful with that soft dynamic. We don't wanna wear him out. If that's what he wants to do, he's either doing this

or he's running and playing with his friends at home. That'll get working. Redline it, baby. Hell yeah. Have him redline. You got a good one. Give him a redline energy drink. Advice to the guy, that's our advice. Yeah, good luck, buddy. Suck it up, baby. Hell yeah. Have him redline. You got a good one. Give him a redline. Advice to the guy.

That's our advice. Yeah, good luck, buddy. Suck it up, man. It's a blessing, bro. You got lucky. But it's like, you know how, it's like tough, dude. It's like, yeah, I saw a thing about like, parenting isn't easy, right?

So like, it's supposed to be hard. It's hard if you give a fuck. Yeah, if you give a fuck, it's gonna be hard. Yeah, so this is you, Karen. This is you, and I'm totally okay with you being like this every time that alarm goes off You know over the Google It's gonna be worth it though

Like it that petty yeah, I don't mind being petty and I'm just out there But you know it's gonna be worth it when that girl's like 12 and she's dominating Even if she doesn't even if she that you wasted your money wasted your time She goes I don't want to do this anymore. It doesn't matter right? I don't know I feel like you get a smaller treadmill this only goes seven and a half miles per hour I'm trying to bitch out Nick trying to get more sleep. I'm sleeping in Makes that lazy dad man. Nah, you got a website bitch dad. Yeah

Not to be worth it cuz there's nothing worse when you're at a fucking game or turn like travel ball It's a lot man and the kids that don't put in the work striking out all the time You're there as long as I am but But don't say what are the flower anymore. Don't say you lucked out or you hit the lottery. And don't say those things anymore. Okay. Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord. You hit your limit.

You hit your limit. You hit your limit. You got a quota. Yeah, the parents don't play in the time with their kids and you're going through the same shit I'm doing and your kid's striking out every time. You're not that dad. What are you doing?

I just know him. He's just like, you know, he's sitting with all the dads and the dad whose kid is garbage is right here. No, don't even talk about it. Every woof, every whiff, Brennan's just like this. No, no, no don't every wolf British just like this. No Now you get it do all the way just so you know, no you got me fucked up I don't see No, I said I said all the way in right field by myself. Wow. I don't hear any opinions fucking Money ball, That's exactly oh my god next to the guy I don't put any more pressure on T nothing

Cuz there's some dad Now there's some There's some dads are kid of mess up in the dad like come on. Yeah, what do you do? I'm like, but you think that's helping right right right? He's already embarrassed He fucked up in front of everybody cause the team a run. I can't stand them But either way don't yell at the fucking kid dude, so I just take myself out of the dad That's tough. No candy. No candy anymore. That's a tough one. No wait cuz I'm Told you guys but when I was playing basketball,

that's how it is. You have all the dads are sitting there and they're yelling. It's the dads that never played competitive sports that are so on top of their kid. I'm like, you're just gonna push him away from the sport, man. You're not helping him.

You're making it worse on the kid. You're putting more pressure, then he's gonna take it as, oh my God, there's so much pressure, this isn't fun anymore, I don't wanna play. This last one. You just gotta back up, let him do their thing, man. I found from coaching. Let's get one of these.

Oops. You get them back, it's time. Chrisley.com. And then go, Chrisley.com. Oh my God, guys, real quick, I was moving, okay? Before you start crying? You started crying? No, no, no, I was moving and I,

I had all this stuff from my box, from my desk and I have one of those on my desk. So I had it in the box and I'm moving the box. It's just like oops, oops. It's just like I'm like crying laughing because it's like I had to carry it and all I'm here is oops, oops. I love that I was annoying you and I wasn't even there. Yeah.

Oh, last thing on that dad with the little girl I once wake up at 5 a.m. with my son with the games, I'll tell him, man, when it comes to sports, you gotta have a bit of a ego. I'll tell him like, you deserve to win today. No other kid putting the work you did. You deserve to win today. You're the best player in the field

because you've earned it. These other kids, they're all on vacation. When they were on vacation, what were you doing? He's like, working? I'm like. I would say this. I think an important thing to learn is to manage disappointment.

You know, and that's something that like, so what I mean to say is like in the entertainment business, like you know, I go to like so many, you go to auditions and you get like, you get close. And I think it's okay to be excited and then when you don't get it, manage that moment. Yeah, yeah. So I think it's the same thing with sports.

I have a manager for that moment. But I'm just saying, I think it's the same thing with sports. It's like, you know, work hard, work hard, work hard. Maybe they lose the game. Have a moment, you know, being like, oh man, but it's not the end of the world. It's like managing that is super important for life. Also nothing else, nothing really matters. If you look at, if you zoom out and then you see how

many planets are in the universe, how many how big the universe is, how many universes in the galaxy and then the galaxy and then Milky Way. We don't even know what's beyond the Milky Way. Dude, we're so tiny. Yeah, but kids. No, you say that to the kid. And you look them dead in the eyes when you say it. And you say it to other people's kids too. Yeah, that's when you get arrested. You're getting taken out of the park. You're like, there's a weirdo in the board. What is this? What is the likelihood that you exist? One in 400 quad trillion? Oh, dude, you get caught cheating? sweetie, I don't even exist. Oh my god. Look at this website here.

Let me text Nick, hold on. This is going to be Chris's Ted Talk. I don't exist. Guys, you don't even exist. This is hilarious. This guy got caught cheating and then wrote this article. It's basically just the math on the amount of sperm. Right. You're not gonna, right, yeah.

This is like how you're not, people will say that you're not gonna win the lotto. Don't waste your money. This is exactly that, except you don't exist. Until you win the lottery. All the sperm, all the things, all the things. One in 400 quadrillion. You don't even exist, bro.

Let's go to the spirit rhino. Yeah. What a simulation, dude. Someone's already at the spirit Rhino what a simulation dude someone's already at the spirit is like a fucking stupid movie with Stephen Baldwin or some shit these whores don't even exist he doesn't exist we don't exist hey you know fuck each other it doesn't even matter now there's the spirit Rhino and then there's a peppermint hippo no they're being sued by spirit Rhino and I wanted to sue the peppermint hippo because when I They're being sued by the Sprayment Rhino. And I wanted to sue the Peppermint Hippo cause when I hear Hippo, I'm expecting thick bitches.

Cause the Hippo, they're all skinny. Is it a real place? Yeah, yeah. They're in a lawsuit. How could they be in a lawsuit? It's a real stripper war. Wait, go to stripper wars? The logo must be like it.

Oh, it's South Park. Peppermint Hippo. But I think it was. No, there's a real place called Peppermint hippo and they have a great prime rip Pepper in hippo is funny. So it and it is uh, oh wow interesting similar My thing is though if you're gonna do the spirit Rhino, okay, whatever rhinos a thick animal That's fun name peppermint. He dude if hippo is in the name your strip club. There better be some fat bitches, right?

I know I see Lizzo every other stripper. Yeah, I guess well that could become a thing like a funny thing to do as a Like there's chubby chasers all over this. No, I know I know I know but you could see like frat guys going like We're going to peppermint hippo. Yeah, but they're not in front of fat people right, but they're still like oh You know oh Classic dude. Hey Chuck go get sit on him. Oh You know you can't breathe get up get up. This is the strip club in Wisconsin Dells Funny Nick found it right away

Wisconsin if you go to Wisconsin Dells probably for a water park you go by the sign, right? And it makes a look big spit in there dude cruising chubby Like Nick because in the Bart star Jersey on Because then there's a Bart Starr jersey on it. Just fucking. Like Nick, sick jersey. Cruisin' chubbies. I still like Peppermint Hippo.

Yeah that's cool. But I can see people being confused. Like if some guys come in from wherever, they get to Vegas, they're like, what strip club are we going to? And I don't remember the name. And someone says like Oh, that's not as peppermint hippo. Yeah, yeah thinking it's You know, I mean, they're just kind of like if there's both stupid names what I think is there's no they should be so different

But what I think is they're nipping it in the bud because that could become big and then they're fucked if it's I mean There's like a ton of them. Yeah What is this? Just a math problem I saw on Instagram. So 10 divided by four is 25 times six. 100, 100, oh yeah. No, times five. But you said 10 divided by four, but you said the right thing.

So 100 divided by four is 25 times five. 25 times five, what is that? I don't know. What's 25 times 5? It's 100, right? It's 100. No. 10 divided by 4 is 25 times 5. There's some kind of thing though when a math equation is like this, the way it's written.

25 times 5. There's a way you're supposed to do it. No. Yeah, it's 10 divided by 4, which is 5 then times 5 exactly what I wanted to happen Yeah, but it's a 25 times 5 is Yeah, it's 125. Okay. Yeah, the time is this tough the top the top comment with the most likes says 5

Oh my god, because they think that's parentheses. So you should do that. Oh Well, they're fucking idiot. Yeah, they are. Yeah, they didn't go to fifth grade. Hold on guarantee. She's a hot girl click on it Oh wait, you should do that first though, right? No No, if it was within if the four had a parentheses around it then you would do that first But otherwise, okay, you went to sixth grade though, right order you have to do this shit in. Yeah hot check You're still right. Yeah, she's right. Nevermind, it's five. I would ever do.

You got this girl. Man, this world's crazy, am I right? What are you doing tonight? I mean, it could be five, I don't know. Could be. It could be five. So. Man, my kiddo started doing fractions, I was like.

Oh, when that happens, dude, hey, you're on your own. Oh, don't worry. I'm out. No, no, you got it. Well, yeah. Yeah, help me with my homework. Okay. Help my, how do you do?

Nah, your kid will make fun of you. Okay. All right. You want to get it right? You want to get it right? Well, you gotta stay. You gotta go in the other room and do it then. So they don't know you're doing that.

I gotta go to daddy's magic math room. I'll be right back. Chat GPT. Yeah, yeah. Listen, in 10 years, 15 years, college is gonna be like fringe. There's already a study about, a stat about like the high paying jobs.

I dropped out. Or don't even, they don't even need a college degree anymore. I mean, who knows what learning and whatever is gonna be like. Depends what you wanna go into. Yeah. Some field you're going to have to have a college education. Or engineering. No, no, but I'm saying it's like, but that's what I mean. It's going to be specific. 100%. Yeah. You need to learn these things to do that. But a lot of things, you know?

I mean. But this is what people forget. A lot of colleges, four years of just figuring shit out, having fun with your boys. Getting a degree for a hundred grand. And getting into debt. Yeah, and getting your dick wet. And network, if you're, I really wish I would have done that more. Just like. Made friends? Yeah, because then they will get a job

and get you a job even if you fucked around. Mm. Yeah. But I just drank. Yeah, depending on what college you go to, right? Or Nick just drank alone in his dorm room. Like if you go to Harvard or at USC maybe, but if you're like at some Juca, I don't know man. And every night he went to Chubby Chasers.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Could've been roommates with the owner of Chubby Chasers. Yeah, could've got a free buffet ticket. What else you got, Nick? Let's see. You guys see my CU Buffs win? CU Buffs?? Barely. Oh Buffalo.

They got three Heisman candidates though. Two. I think the other. Who's the third? The other Sanders, the safety? Oh yeah, the safety. Nah. For sure two though.

Travis Hunter, best college player in the nation. We should check in. We also should check in on Burning Man. What on earth is this? To get the follow-up. There's some drug in that's becoming... Looks like a wacky inflatable. Yeah becoming popular in Philadelphia. It makes you put your ass in the air like that? Yeah. And your tits hang out the side? Yeah and she's like... No this could be just the strip club. That's yoga bro. That's like a strip club thing. You know how they hold up a sign like this when you like have a deal and they turn it. Oh my God dude.

What's that tweet say though? Hold on it says. Look at her sneakers. She's a brand new druggy. Rescue her and fix her before night falls and more damage is done. Yeah, like someone putting their wiener in her butt. Fuck dude.

It's by Lo. What's that? She's, I don't know. She just seems like she's attractive. By Lo? What's by low what's that she's I don't know she just seems like she's attractive by low what's by low like start dating her saver yes called you so upset when you get her together she gets a good and then she leaves you she's like you know damn well she's like I'm just that is that a what if there's a new drug you said? Yeah. It's fentanyl.

And it makes people do that. Takes all mixed with xylene. Oh, what the fuck, dude. This new shit is wild. Kensington in Philadelphia. I thought this was going to be the refugee song. It's always extra weird with the music ready or not she's getting a suit who oh Lauren For what? All the people that were on that album.

Yeah, so this is pretty uplifting. Yeah, dude, this sucks, man. It could be anything, though. Why didn't we start the episode with that? You know what? It could be anything. I don't know how you guys feel. Like, you ever drive in and you just see somebody on the side of the road and you're just thinking, fuck. Oh, you're out here now, though, Doug. You won't see that shit. You think what? That's how you know you made it. I just think, like, you're out here now though, Doug. You won't see that shit. You think what? That's how you know you made it. I just think like, you just, I have a moment

where I'm like, first of all, I don't know what I would do. You start crying? How can I help this person? Sometimes. I have empathy. It's tough. Man. See, that's why you gotta get rid of that.

No, no, no, no, no. See? I like that one. No, it fucked it up. In this moment right now, you wanted, no, no, no. See? I like that one. No, it fucked it up. In this moment right now, you wanted Ubs, didn't you? Yep. No, I like this one. Ah, no.

That's like you're bringing up the wrong clip. You wanted Ubs. You wanted Ubs. It fucked up. You wanted Ubs. Get rid of that stupid one. Yeah, I'm with Eric. That's what you wanted right there.

The joke would have been way better. No. You need the other one. You need the other one. No. We gotta delete that. Yeah. You know it. You need the other one. No. We gotta delete that. Yeah, you know it. You know what that is?

That's gen one. You don't wanna admit it, but you know. You guys can make a gen two? Yeah, that just goes, oop, oop. I don't really do oops anymore though. Well, I kinda do still. If I make a gen two, I'll do it without one for you guys. Thank you.

Holy shit. Nobody's ever said this to me though. You need a yeesh one. Holy shit. Oh wow. Three Sons is moving away from pouches into bottles. After how many years? Dude, since I was a kid, I feel like they stole my idea.

Your idea was not to have a pouch. I think they're doing this because. Yeah, I fucking hated pouches. I think they're doing this because we're gonna find out something about that, whatever the tin foil. Oh, the metallic. Or whatever the thing they're using is. That's what you think, you're vibing?

Poit, poit, yeah. No, dude, that foil gets so cold. It's just, give me a big pouch. whatever the metallic or whatever the thing they're using is that's what you think you're vibing boy boy yeah no don't do that but after this long oil gets so cold it's just give me a big I know but look up shit about tin foil it's all thing there's a whole thing right now about how bad for you that shit is really using tin foil yeah my butt is bleeding a lot yeah like Pringles too cuz it's like white that-toe. That's what I told them every year. Yeah. That's odd. They should have made the can silver, though. That was Capri Sun's thing.

Oh, yeah. Why didn't they do that? Because they're fucking idiots. I knew I always fucking hated them. Also, fruit punch. Now they're 12 ounces instead of six. What'd you say? 12 ounces instead of six.

Oh. That's too much, Capri Sun. Hey. It should just say diabetes on the bottle. No, it's not. No, it's not. Can I just say diabetes on the bottle. No it's not. It should say. No it's not. Can I get a six pack of diabetes please? Thank you. How much sugar is in that?

Are you kidding me? Is Hawaiian punch still fucking kicking? Oh my God. Yes. Hawaiian punch has. Lit. I just love, when I go to the market, I'll grab a Hawaiian punch just to look

at how stupid amount of sugar is in that. It's so stupid. My son just found out what it is. He has, his friend in school has the pouches that you just come and put in the water. Oh God. And he was like, he has the pouches, he's putting them in water, and before I knew it,

Kristen got them, and now he got that shit. Do they have a sugar-free one yet though? I gotta fork that, yeah. Or like a diet fruit punch? Yeah. 36 grams? It's actually less than a pop. It's not that much, yeah.

Less than soda. Yeah, well in the packets they're not a lot. Hey, you know what? Worth it. No, I think that that's so disgusting, that taste. I hate it, I always hated it. Kool-Aid? Fruit punch, Hawaiian?

Coca-Cola is awesome. Wait a minute, that's not right. That can't, that's what, no, no, no. It might be, that might be the packet though. Yeah, cause like Hawaiian punch, like Hawaiian punch though can yeah, yeah, it's got a lot of sure. I'm saying it's got way more sugar than that Did you guys watch that jewels video very demure very thoughtful no I was talking to the same with big tits. I heard about it crooked teeth. No, I heard about it though What the fuck is that No, I heard about it though. What the fuck is that? I'm already out when I see this.

I kind of like her. Was she the girl eating all the hot cheeto stuff? The makeup for work? Very demure, very mindful. I don't come to work with a green cut crease. I don't look like a clown when I go to work. I don't do too much. I'm very mindful while I'm at work. You know, I look very presentable Yeah, I came to the interview is the way I go to the job A lot of you girls go to the interview looking like Marge Simpson and go to the job looking like Patty and Selma Not dumb you're I'm very modest not very mindful. You see my shirt Only a little cheat she out not my chacha be mindful of why they hired you. Here's your reality check diva What's the name you'd like me to make it out to you?

I get this fast live on TV. Hey, do me a favor though. Bring up trolls princess. That's funny Trolls the movie the girl in that in that It's spot on. There you go. It's a gift. You know what, you know what? Hey, we don't often do this, Brendan. Well done. That's a good cause.

Sometimes he pulls out the shit though. You pulled this one deep. It's the only thing I'm good at. Why did you guys both say it's a gift at the same time? Because I say that every time I look. Oh, I see what you're saying. But yeah, she's like the biggest thing on the internet, her or the Rizzler.

Really? That little fat kid we watch. The Rizzler? Oh. Yeah, but like, there's this. Listen, man. Not demure. Listen, when you're this humongous.

Wait, is she trans? No. Yeah. She has to. Is she? Who cares? Who cares? Women don't have teeth like that.

When someone is this humongous and they're doing what they're doing, like, they know. This person knows. Don't skip over that. Don't skip over that. Women don't have teeth like that. Some do. Some do.

No, no, no. Let's see the teeth. Talk about those hippo teeth. Her teeth, you said? Yeah, women don't have no, no. Let's see the teeth. Talking about those hippo teeth. Her teeth, you said? Yeah, women don't have teeth like that. We can see the two, there's two right there. No, no, they're all, it's like offensive line. They're just spread out.

Well, there's one that's like Brendan at the game, watching his kid, you know, there's one that's just kind of off on its own. Far to the right. Yeah, right field. They look sharp though. Yeah. Ch choking out the other teeth I feel like that one comes out like a shank you know that one right

there she just got there dude her guys is she crushing it though the problem is she crushing yeah yeah she is good for fucking good for her you will do but everybody get that money for real yeah that's what I'm saying that's my thing do you clear that's that's what I'm saying. That's my thing, do you, Kroon? That's exactly what I'm saying. It's like, this is what it is now. Do you, boo? This is what it is.

Do you, Queen, King? Jules LeBron. So, wow, 2.2. Jesus Christ, she's more famous than everybody in this room. No, I have more than that. Stupid asshole. You know what's really familiar and really mindful? A pumpkin spice latte, and I haven't had one for years,

but I got one today. And I wanted to review it for you guys, cause like, I don't know, I'm not like a pumpkin spice girl, but I feel like pumpkin spice is very... Why is the pumpkin spice, why is she dressed like the pumpkin spice? Go away. I told him to garbage bag it.

You know what I mean? She was like, you today. I was just gonna to say that. Nice color coordination. Hey, nice color palette. Oh, because I was thinking it was going to be good. So I like that this is like a different take on that. Is she trans, Eric's test?

What? No, like it's different. Clearly trans. Hey, what makes you say that she's trans? I didn't say that. I'm kidding. She's obviously trans. I think she is. Oh, yeah. Hey. What makes you say that she's trans? I didn't say that. Nick, no, I'm kidding. She's obviously trans. I think she is. Yes, obviously.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Obviously? She's got a five o'clock shadow. Look at her fucking chin. Hey, we all know what's going on here. Quit pretending. I don't, I'm not pretending. She's not trans.

Oh, you think that's a woman born born woman. No, absolutely Yeah, you and I in the same wave and he was like no you think You know, what's up? I don't I've seen hideous ugly women like that Eric stop. No, no, no in a different way in a different ugly woman now have to be a man now in a different way in a different Way now have to be a man now in a different way in a different way not like 2024 yeah oh my god you guys are a monster it's also we can do if you're super ugly yeah okay I don't really look this is the amount of fucks I care yeah I know yeah I think that's the amount of fucks that they care too so yeah well obviously cuz person making so much money in that crazy like

that's what's popping on the internet I would know that's just some there's so much of this kind of stuff man you know whatever people just like you know they know exactly what they're doing you know just do you boo you just have to negativity sells so they just have to like I know but she's not negative no but she's crushing but I know but she's inspiring negativity when somebody like super duper fat is on there like I feel sexy today they know what they're doing yeah they know everybody's good but you're not sexy you fucking fat cow you know it's gonna be like a lot of engagement

that's what it is it's just engagement it's like that remember that one I showed you guys, the girl that had the blue on. She was like, you know, you ever feel like you killing it? And she was like, I did today. And then I cut to the mattress. I mean, people, they know what's up.

People say that though. You fucking fat cow. The comments are crazy. Yeah. Fat cow though? Yeah. They don't get people. What other stuff they say? What other stuff do they say though, you think? Wow. Like you enormous. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, King, Queen? Yeah. Yeah. If you're into it, if you can take it,

and you have all this engagement, do it. You a queen. Yeah. You a queen. You go, queen. And you're good back there? Can we just say Burning Man's OK, everybody. Yeah, Kevin.

September 5th. He says it too bad, either. He's still an idiot, but he's OK. CrystalLeah.com will be in Texas this weekend. Miami Improv. Peterborough, Ontario, London, Ontario, Toronto, Duluth, Minnesota, bunch of different places, go to Crystalia.com.

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