The Golden Hour - Make Daddy a Sandwich | The Golden Hour #147 w/Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: August 29, 2025

The guys discuss texting etiquette, Erik's habit of texting everyone Happy Thanksgiving, why Chris is a 10 though you'd never know it, paying for the tab when you eat out with friends, tarantulas invading Chris' house, white girl rappers, mayors pushing weight, Southwest Airlines requiring plus size people to purchase 2 seats to fly, fat people on planes, the downfall of Will Smith and much more! Get this episode AD FREE + 2 PATREON ONLY episodes/month only at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcastDraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code GOLDEN. That’s code GOLDEN for new customers to get $300 in bonus bets instantly when you bet just five bucksSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We're friends that laugh. We're friends that shout. Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about. But that won't stop us. Nothing can stop us. Ooh, yeah. It's like a show you used to love. Just rebranded enough.

It's stronger, better, bigger power, because it is a golden hour. It's the God Now It's a hot girl, right? And she's saying The most responsive person

I've ever been around was like this super successful businessman that she dated He's like And no matter how busy he was He was like always responsive And she said, well how do you do that? And he was like

Because it's about respect And you know And I firmly believe that Like I can't stand when you text somebody and then they just if they take forever to get back to you, or they're never responding or something?

Yeah, no one's that busy. That shit, no, yeah, you know, it's, oh my God, especially like, girls particularly, too. Well, I mean? So I'm like, like, you're not busier than me. You know what I mean? Like, you think you're, you'll never know because I respond. Yeah.

I'm just like that with everybody. I just think when people don't respond, I go, it's like, oh, maybe, and listen, maybe I'm overdoing it. But for me, it's like, no, you don't, I, I, I respect. your time so I'm going to get back to you right you're not I don't want to hear about it's an age thing because I come from an era where you had to call people on the phone you had to like you had to actually call on the phone like if I was coming to pick you up I had to be like hey I'm coming at eight and you had to be ready at eight because there's

no way for me to text you had to honk the fucking horn but Eric Eric don't you think it's more of a thing if they just if they fuck with you then get back to you but then there's but then there's also there's also on the other end of that I had friend I've had friends of life where I just got to be like dude I'm out if you need that friend who's always checking in and following up and like I'm your fucking dad I ain't the one bro well yeah but I've lost relationships over that where they're like you know it like if I get back to him you know I'll text him I came man swamped I'll get back to you and then two days later I call he's like what the fuck like all butt hurt like what the fuck dude I'm like oh you're out you're out I can't but but but it all

depends on who the person is to you yeah I mean if it's your wife okay that but if it's like I hear you I don't I don't subscribe to that I think that if like if I give if you have my number and I have your number and I text you and not just like what he said

like some casual shit even if it's just like hey you find you trying to find out some information or even if I'm like hey I heard something to happen I hope everything's okay like he just said he goes hey I'm swamped I'll get back to you

that's respect right yep that's respect you're like hey I'm swamped I'll get back to you if I can't you know what I mean thanks for checking in Pete You know, it's like that kind of stuff. I think that's important in life. You know, it's just me.

Like, I'm not, I'm not, let me just say this. No, it sounds like it, but I'm not judging. No judgment on anybody else. I'm just saying, I think it's a sign of respect. Because I can't stand when people go, hey, I'm busy. Hey, you're not. Well, that's, okay. Like, no, but you're not.

Right, except for. It's a choice. Listen, Chris, it's a choice. Nobody's that busy. That's a construct that doesn't exist. No, I understand. Damn, but if you're going through like something, then, and you don't respond because things are stressful or whatever, then you write back, you know, a week later. Or even if you don't write back, that if it's a week later and you say, hey, you know, I was going through something.

Yeah. That's fine. That person goes, oh, that makes sense. Hey, thanks. No, but that's not what I'm talking about. Oh, okay. Because the hundred, because 96% of the time, it's just people being like, whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Just being like, ah, whatever with this. thing, not respecting your time. Yeah, not respecting your time. Yeah, not respecting your time. But I also know people who are way busier than me. Like, Rogan's a good example. I usually call them on my way to work, whatever I'm doing. He'll be like doing way bigger shit than me and answering.

Like, what's up, man? And I was like, oh, I'll set, like I send him a picture of a car. I'm just shooting the shit. And I'm like, oh, dude, I got Trump coming in. Let me call you back. I'm like, oh, you don't have to answer, Doug. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, but that's the sign of his respect of your friendship.

Yeah. That's what that is right there. That's my point I'm trying to make It's like, you know, it's just a choice people are making Like, like we're so casual with how we communicate now With social media and all this stuff We just kind of swipe and we just kind of like Look at stuff and we just are like

This isn't important anymore And I think communicating with the people that are in your life In your circle, in your like You have your inner circle You have your like whatever your circle out there And then you have a circle out here And then you have a circle of people that you know I just think it's like

What's wrong with being like hey what's up or thank you or whatever it's like that no i agree we're all fucking selfish creatures i agree and i got to do better i got to do better i hate that i just hate it i don't know yeah i the reason why i brought it up is like a friend of mine was on posted this thing posted this thing and i was like oh where's my text back i was like this is not you shouldn't be posting this i was like oh what are you talking about oh he was like okay yeah trying to be I'm like, yeah, you got to get back to people. And I'm like, hey, this ain't you, bitch.

Just ain't you. Yeah, that's because they don't. Yeah, sure. I mean, I don't know. I think that we all do it. Yeah, yeah. I'm just saying, I just think I think it's a sign of, you know, you know. It is, but like.

But you know, I like this is what kind of friend Chris is. You know, he's always been great. Like my baby girl's going through more health issues, right? It's been a nightmare. Now, Chris could, a million people text, like, and the only reason got out is because my wife posts something on it, but a million people could text. like oh man sorry what you're going through like i don't respond you know i don't respond to that chris responded man heard what happened hey i have a friend who can help out they're this

you know big pediatrician so it's like oh damn there's a resource that actually's gonna improve what i'm dealing with but if you if like hey man let's talk about it's like bro for what yeah you you don't you don't have kids yeah what the fuck am i gonna talk to you about yeah but chris was like yo here's the number talk to this lady like she specializes in this i'm like oh Oh, that's a real one. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, man. And of course, I'm not talking about it with somebody's like, hey, happy birthday.

You don't have to be like, well, thank you. You know what I'm talking about? Well, somebody's communicating with you. My friends know better to text me on Thanksgiving. If you text me on Thanksgiving or Christmas, hey, man. I'm not 14. But Chris, let them know. Who texts every Christmas than Thanksgiving?

Eric is the, tell them about it. My dad, my brother. If you're, who, who, you must just, who, you must be busy all day. If you're texting my dad and my brother. yeah what's up bill yeah what else Eric's face on a turkey

yeah you know who I you know who I text every year like that too Anthony Jesselnick just because it bugs him yeah he just goes

what are you six years old I would that's what I go I run it back and I go love you too baby you know what I mean

it's like I just but don't it make you feel good when you see it no you know I like it from Eric I like it from Eric

I like it yeah true but when I text me I just go Sometimes I wake up, sometimes I'm, okay, here's another example. Okay, sometimes I wake up late because it's like I've been traveling. I need to sleep in. It's 11.

I'll wake up, okay. There's six people that have texted me. And I look half asleep and I legit, like somebody that I respect a lot, this happened to four days ago or no, more than that. And I forgot to, I guess I, I didn't even realize he really texted me. And then I go one day, like three days later, I go, oh, fuck. Oh, yeah, yep.

I do that all the time. That happened in the middle of my, in the middle of my sleep. So I wrote it back. And he asked me something legit. He was like, needed my help with something. And I was like, oh, my God, bro, I'm totally sorry. And, you know, it's all good. But like, that, that does, that doesn't mean I don't respect this guy.

You're no longer friends, right? No, no. No, that happens. Yeah, but it's from the guy that, like, you would go eat with him. Yeah. And then if you like, you know, if you're five minutes, you know, Hey, let's meet at one. You get there at one, five.

He's already ordered and he's already eating his food. Absolutely. I don't, I'll wake up to some texts and usually, you know, I wake up so early. I'll respond, but it'll be like 5 a.m. And then they forget because I responded so. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not a, I know, I know. I know.

I know, you know. I was busting Rogan's chops because I text and I say, damn, dog, it's like that now, but you've changed. Like, give him shit. He's like, bud, I wake up to like 75 texts to 100. text a day. He's like, so it just gets lost in the shovel, so I'm going to go through it. I'm like, oh, you're living different. I'll tell you who's great at getting back, who's great, is Theo. You know, he's blowing up, all that stuff. Me and Theo a text, you know, probably once every two

weeks, something like that. But then he realized our lives are very different now because we were texting back and forth, you know, just catching up. And then he called me, but it was 9.30. And he goes, damn, came to answer your phone? I didn't see it. You know, I was asleep. I mean, in bed by nine. I didn't see it. So I take some next morning at six. Like, bro, you call, I'm sleeping. I ought to answer your call if you do it when I'm up. You know, we're living two different lives, my man.

Yeah. One thing I'll say for Theo, you know, he's good about just reaching out just in general. Yeah, he's good. Yeah, he might just, I get a phone or ring. I'll go, oh, he'll just like, hey, what's up, man? Haven't talked to you in a while, that kind of thing. I just go, well, that's great. Like, let out of everybody.

It's nice. When you're that busy and you're that, like, you know, you got all this stuff going on. I just think that there's something about there's something about keeping in contact with the people you want in your life until it's like you need something you know that's what I don't you know the people that you might tell you what's going on

my only thing is Eric I mean we my only thing you're like we work together but let's say whatever reason you you missed the pot for three weeks and we didn't communicate and then when when we do talk you're like what the fuck bro not catcher like you couldn't call

None of that. If I have to worry about you getting upset, if I have to check in with you, like this just isn't going to work. We're going to break this mandate up. But that's not what I'm talking about. No, I know. I'm just saying there's guys like that. I've had people in my life why I really cared about.

But even like, because I have my own set of rules. Like, you know, it's like I don't think you should send me 75 paragraphs on the first text. No, okay. To me, you got to check in. You got to check in. Callin does that. He'll send a whole like seven paragraphs. text. I wouldn't redos go too long. Call me or it's, I'm never reading this. I just think you have

to be like, hey, you busy? I have to, I have to talk to you about something. Nah, don't do that. No, I need. That's what I need. I don't like that. No, no, I need a check in. I need a check in. I don't need like, you know, that to me. I go crazy super sion. You know what? I'm going to do it right now. You know what? I like, you know, if it's long, I like a nice voice note. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. bro nobody knows your rules all right you just fucking keep saying rules bro bro bro an eight minute voice note go fuck yourself i won't listen to that other than that eight minute text no it's no no because you both of those are go fucking you could read it as your as you're at your leisure yeah but when you're when you get a voice note you're missing shit you're I'm drunk and my thing he's too loud

in my thing I mean it's his fault yeah it's a loud dude no here's the thing voice note no if I if I if I call this is my thing if the voice note goes past a minute Jesus Christ this guy's fucking so hot about here here's why voice notes work because it cuts through the bullshit it's that yo man what are you up to what do you do it voice boom this is what I got going on

you know it cuts the fat yeah okay it's like fucking what about that British girl that had an axe when because she was being accosted in fucking when she was when she's 14 it's all over the news

let's get to something else dude oh gotcha yeah yeah yeah yeah let's move on the fucking British 14 year old British girl that's what you want to talk about

her parents sent her with an axe and a blade and she had to fucking wield it Protect yourself and her friend from a migrant who wanted to assault them good for her what a little badass dude people are

supposedly she was arrested right yeah people are going people are saying though that she's a hero. Oh damn, look at this little she's this little William Wallace

Hey, hey friend take their earpods out yeah so you can hear Well watch this guy Watch this guy Watch what happens Look she's just going nuts Watch this watch this

This is the guy I like This is the guy I like Hey hey guy What are you doing The guy that just walked by? You're trying to get the fuck out of there Because this is bullshit What do you mean?

You're walking by If you see this type of thing going on it you can just walk by the real scene in person, it's not as heightened. No, no, no, I understand. That's why this guy's like,

oh, I understand. The little girl's got an act. Cool. This guy's filming and this one's doing nothing. Nothing's happening here, man. No, I bet that guy was like, oh, that girl's tweaking. That girl's tweaking with an act.

Get me the fuck out of here. She got arrested. And then also, and then also, there people are using this. This is crazy. But people are really, it is crazy how something like this is used after.

Polarized. Of course. But they are, but they're making her, they're making her, a legit hero like this is the woman we need it's insane what they're doing on that

I'm doing that I'm proud of her I'm super proud of her I already posted the meme yeah how about this one have you seen these memes that are showing up where some a girl is saying like you know we need to just to date me you have to pay me $500 to date me you have to pay me a thousand dollars

like you don't see those memes anybody says to date me you go away the other direction to date me I'm sorry that I'm married How about the thing, yeah, I know, James. How about the thing where the lady was like, did you ever see that one thing where the lady was talking to the camera

and she was like, no, we're not going to do coffee. We're not going to do a hangout. We're going to go to a dinner. You're going to pay. And then like it cuts to her years later. And she's like, I had to freeze my eggs. And everyone's like, yeah, because you're insufferable, you stupid asshole. But that's a girl also being like in on the joke.

What do you mean? She was serious. I don't think it was no joke she had to freeze her eggs there well I saw this like that one of the girl was like I told my husband I'm not cooking for you you know this is these are the eggs for me and our kid if you want eggs and then

I saw all that like my husband left me yeah no no no yeah bro when when women are like it's like what do you bring to somebody was upset because somebody said what do you bring to the table or something and women are like what do I bring to the table what the fuck is he dude you like and then and they'll get mad at us because we

say, we talk about how hot someone is and then it's like but they also don't want to have to bring anything to the table. So then what the fuck do we get? Well no, Chris that's the minority. Those bitches are like women power. We work 9 to 5 and they want to start

fucking Wakanda on their own just for women and they're just working a fucking job. Those are the fucking minorities. The bad bitches like the good moms. No, I understand that. If you're a woman and you want to forego have a family and work hard and do your thing do your fucking thing yeah you're a cut yeah but do your

thing though like i don't give a fuck but then but then if you're a woman that's just like uh i'm hot and uh what do you bring to the table and treat me like a princess no well it depends how hot but it doesn't though wait here's a crazy part about it doesn't though wait here's a crazy You probably thought this. I'm a dime. No. You're a dime? Everything together.

Yes. No, no, no. You're not a dime. You're a nickel. Have you seen my personality? It's crazy. I know, but your forehead,

you get two points locked down. Dude, everything, something about me. You know what? I would say. I agree, but your forehead and your skin,

fuck it. You have a good pie of stuff. Yeah, yeah, fuck yeah. That's what a guy needs to be a dime. But the looks aren't the biggest part of the pot. It's not looks.

No, no one say you're handsome. But you, you, you weigh it. It's a dime. We weigh it. Way my pie.

It's a dime. Because, you know, you put it all together. Yeah, I guess you. Something about me, my attitude, my charisma. We get it. Yeah. You take one of my features and you show it to some. You take my feature off of me and you show it to something.

You go, that guy's going to be ugly. You put them all together. You go, all right, with the charisma and all the stuff and he's rich. Then okay. Yeah, you're like a dime stew. Really? With the glass is what I'm saying. I'm saying, not looks department.

Okay, whatever. But we're not talking about that. But objectively, if you. get a good picture of me. I'm nice looking. But don't say you're handsome. I didn't say handsome. You took the nose and the forehead. No, no, no. If you light the picture nicely

and you catch me at a good moment or whatever the thought, you know what I mean? Hit it. What's the good angle? You know, I'm saying like if my... All right. Nice. You know, but... Another one? Hit it. No, I got one. But if, if, if, if, if, you know, you get a weird picture of me, I get it, dude. Hey, you're talking to a weird picture. Hitting.

I look hideous. You'd never know he was a tent. You'd never know he was a 10 at a weird pick. Listen. But he is. No one ever, ever would say you're a 10. Bro. There is no world where you're a 10. You're talking about gay men.

I'm talking about women when they see and feel the whole presence. Okay. You know what? I believe that. Hey, you know what? And we know it's documented. It's very real documented, bro It's well documented

The one that these women are like, you know You say well I have to give you $500 to go out on a date Here's this funny part about that If you give them $500 I say okay let's date I'll give you $500 to date Yeah fuck yeah But if you also fly them anyplace

It's now sex trafficking No yeah It's very It's very It's crazy You're fucked if you're a guy really You know what I mean All of a sudden now

Oh I just sex trafficking at you And you're like No, no, you charged me. You said I have to give you a thousand to date you. And we're flying to Vegas. So all of a sudden now, I'm sex trafficking. You know what I mean? It's like, then you're like, oh.

Can you imagine a girl like if you're going to date me, it's $500,000? Like, where the fuck are your parents? Who raised you? Well, she's a hook. Yeah. They're all good with this. Congratulations. You're a hooker.

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He's the best. That guy died, I think. Yeah. He's so funny. Oh, Kevin. Kevin Samuels He talks about high value men What do you think you are?

She goes, I'm an eight He just goes, nope Yeah, he goes Yeah He's just like No, but yeah This guy is freaking This is hilarious stuff

Oh this guy's great Didn't he die though? Yeah See karma Gotta treat women right Gotta treat women right Kevin Samuels died Yeah he's did

From his tie being too tight I wouldn't say that we rank. I would use a different word. The man killed him because he was educating black people. Which may be a type of ranking. Don't pounce him for that. I was surprised at that too. See how happy he got?

He was like, yeah, I did it. Got some black points. With each other or just to your standard. No, see. His disposition is just great. You have been married? No. Any children?

Not yet. Well, when a man asks you to go out, You decide what may you give your information to or what mean you don't give you information to. That's a ranking. How tall are you? 5.5. 5.5. Do you care if a man is only 5, 6?

Do you date him? That's a ranking. Would you just went right on to it? So there are several things I'm thinking about. And then I know strategy. So I could take a plumber and have him have an entire business. Everything. This woman is crazy. Put your penis up.

What a, I don't know what that means, but that is... Is he Kermit the Frog? That is the illest statement I've ever heard. You see what you just did? I just... You see what you just did? I gave you a man who's out doing just filing his own, and you got to go make him earn one and be like you.

Did he say put your penis up? Yeah. What does that mean? I'm in love with him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what he's talking about. What does it mean? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

The podcast, we will take a break until we figure out what put your penis up means. What he's saying like you're... It means like man up. Oh, come on, Chris. Like, you're trying to be a man in this relationship. This is why you're not a 10. Put your penis up.

What's he mean? Put your penis up. I'm going to say that sometimes. He's just going to go home for no reason. To my wife. Yeah, I knew what I'm going to say. Sweetie. Sweetie, put your penis up.

Put your penis up. You only say that when she says, sorry. That's like, damn, you weigh more than a man? He's savage, huh? I am a stallion. Um, five, ten. Dress signs? Look at him.

Look at his disposition. Look at his disposition. He's got Eric face on. Did he just fart? No, he played the humpty-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d- Dude, he has Eric face on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because this, you know, why? Yeah.

Because he already seen the picture of her. And he's just like, oh, gosh, she's going to talk about what a man. Okay. So how tall are you, girl? What's your dress size? Yeah, what's your dress size? Because he already knows 16. He's just waiting to drop the mic.

He's just waiting to drop the mic. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going, Nick. You get the same. Do you not, you get the same thing. You get the same thing. Okay, man.

So, five foot, five foot 10, five foot 10. Hold on. Five foot ten. Don't try me. Oh, now, see, don't tell me what not to do. I've been nothing but, hold on. He's about to head a bitch. Don't you do that.

Don't tell me what not to do on my show. I've been polite to you. It's not my fault that you five foot ten and way more than a man at your height. I mean, but as a five foot, I could see. Five foot ten and, listen, ma'am, five foot ten. Ma'am. And I don't care how you carry it or not. the higher up you go the more

you're not competing with that man you're competing with the women that are around that man making $250,000 I don't know it's like so that's such a great visual he's dropping bombs though so if you like I got it good

I'm carrying this weight real good look how easy I'm carrying this weight this guy's a hero but it's like it's 200 pounds these things are like really funny I just, so wait, there are women out there you're saying that are like, you need to pay me to date? Yeah. Okay.

And so, but they're saying, and like, just, I'm not trying to be funny. They're not saying they're not saying they're not saying the way men act these days, you should just, you should get, I should get paid to even go on a date. That's their whole mentality. Oh, so these bitches are single. Yeah, they say, so before we even go to the date, you had, so. You're hooking. I like to take you out. Yeah.

Imagine. You hook it. I want to take you out here. What? Well, I'm telling you. Like, like, that's something, like, don't they do that in India or some shit? Like a dowry? What's the fucking dowry thing?

Yeah, Darry. It's just crazy. That's a crazy. Anytime you make something transactional, it's not. Yeah, but well, then they'll get mad at you if you make it transactional. If you choose to make it. You don't mean. It's like you ate all that sushi, bitch.

But wouldn't you assume? Hey, hey, hey, hey. But hold on, fellas, wouldn't you assume? You wait all that sushi? Okay, bye. Okay, bye. Oh, yeah. Oh, okay.

But wouldn't you assume if she was like, it's $500 to take me out? I'd be like, oh, I'm definitely getting my dick suck. Well, at least. Well, you know what's the funny part is like, really nicely and flirt with me? You know what it is? That's the part that we're not supposed to ever say. Of course, right? Yes.

But that's the crazy part about it. Yeah. You know what I mean? Because it's like, just anything in reverse. Because it would be like a guy being like, what are we doing? Like, what are we doing? Date. Do we go to date?

Oh, you want to go to no boo? Yeah. How about this? Here's $500. Yeah. This is how hooker started. The came in, like, the girl was like, take me out. He was just like, no, here's some rocks.

Right, right, right, right, right. That's how it started. It's so much easier this way. Cut out the middle, Kempel. You know what I mean? Like, how did it? Because, like, okay, think of the first hooker ever. It's either a woman who was just like, I don't want to really deal with this.

How about just do, can we just do this and I got to get out of here? Yeah. Or the guy doing it like that just being like, I don't really like your personality but the titty. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The way you carry it. I mean, you know what I'm saying?

So it's like, but anyway, as a guy, you can never, oh, you're fine, or not, uh, because you can never, can you even question what you get for that? You know, it's like, oh, right, right, right, right. Here's 500. What does that get you? Is there a menu? Can I know what's happening on the menu?

Okay, so I have to say, okay. Also, the dinner money doesn't come out of the 500 I gave you. Oh, so I have to, okay. Oh, so. Oh, that's weird. So the money that I pay is like burning it. That would be like you're headed to Vegas and you just throw money out the window before you got there.

You know what I mean? Yeah. It's like, I'm going to Vegas. I just don't, I, you know, what are we doing? It's like, and look, obviously you don't have to. I genuinely think it's a little weird because like the internet made everything so weird. Like now when you take a woman out, you know, you. I guess the guy is still to pay, you know, I think.

We don't want to offend him. Well, that's how you're right. But I mean, like, nobody really lives like that. You know, listen, my mom, RIP, rest her soul. But something she told me, but she's old school. You know, she said, I don't care how much money a woman makes. I don't care how much. She still want a man to take care of her.

Yeah. And that doesn't even necessarily mean monetarily. That just means period. No, yeah, just period. Just like, it means everything. I understand, yeah. That's part of it. But so it's like, I don't care.

I've always been like that. Like, you know, you're going out, you go, I got it. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. So, you know what I'm saying? It's like, and I don't even like somebody that's offended. Like if you're offended. No, that's.

Because my thing is like, you say you don't take a girl, you know, she's like, oh, I can pay my own like the pay bitch. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, no, just want to work out. If I got my wallet out and she's like, what do you think I'm weak? I can't afford it. I'm like, go ahead and pay. I'm never seeing you again. But has that ever happened?

That's not happening with me. Again, none of this is real. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Nobody actually really feels that way. You might get a woman that's like, oh, I can pay half. Like, you know, I don't mind. Yeah, she's being like nice about it.

And then you go, no, don't worry about it. Really? Yeah. It also depends on who you're with and what they're thinking. I just like when somebody just does shit, just do it. Yeah. What is that about that? I went to brunch with Megan Trainor and her brother, right?

slight flags she paid i didn't even know she fucking better who you tell her i was like it's it's making trainer no but she's what i'm saying it's like even if i'm going out with my friends i used to do that remember what comics would go out to something i'm gonna like comics comics would go out to a one-on-one cafe yeah just many times i'd be like i'd be right by guys i got to go to bathroom i would pay the bill and then be like hey i got to go and i would just leave i never didn't pay ever what's what i'm saying ever I would see other comics and I'd pay for their meals too. Don't you feel like a bitch if someone, maybe it's just an insecurity,

but don't you feel like just a beta, like soft dude if you're out with your buddies and your friends always paying, especially if you can afford it. You know, it's like, bro. No. You don't need to do that all the time. Hey, hey, look at my face. Where's the camera so you can see me? No.

Wow. Okay. I always pay. My thing is like, I don't think about it because you, you know what you got? You know what you got? You got my fun at dinner. I was making jokes. You're like, you're like, I gave you the companionship.

Like, look, that. We need to be paying you $300 for dinner. Yeah. Next time we go to dinner, you got to pay me $600 before we even go to the restaurant. Agree. You're going to suck your dick. What's this? Let's look.

Let's see it. Let's see it. If he wants a sandwich, you'll make Daddy a sandwich. Hell yeah. Oh, no. Meerkat. No. No.

Let me ask you this. He had it locked and loaded. And somebody say something slick to you. You punch him in the face. You want me to smack him in his mouth, right? So if I take you on a date and I say, look, baby, we're going to go Dutch. No. Exactly.

If we walking up to the car and I don't open your car door, what do you say? Open the door. You better believe it. Yeah, no, I am with you. So you make Daddy a sandwich. I've seen it. You literally did what Donnelly. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's a great meme right there. The best. People use that for everything. I've seen that already, and I love that I got to see it again. You make daddy a sandwich. Now, he's not keeping that same energy now, though. He's with Marvel.

No, I think you know, women are equal 50, 50. He was out here. Yeah, I understand. He's doing this thing. Does he have a white girl? Yeah. He didn't learn nothing for Shannon Sharp. No, but here's the thing about this, man.

This is a kind of concept that, like, when you put it on paper, it doesn't look good. looks bad yeah yeah exactly yeah so you don't yeah dude yes you know looks bad on paper everything looks bad on paper yeah yeah yeah everything this is why the fuck it's like baseball but i would venture to say that most people think think that's okay yeah they do you know i think even girls oh 99% of society 99% society unless you're just some soft bitch but the thing is is if you put up if you put that on paper it's just like yeah the dude always handles the the the receipt

the payment that's just what it is It's like baseball. The secret rules are fight club. First rule of fight club we don't talk about. These are dim the rules. Dim the rules, Chris. And you're not a 10, bud. Dimm the rules.

First rule of fight club. Dude, there was a fucking there was a tarantula in my fucking backyard. Yeah, you had to get it. Who had to get it. Yeah, it was you. I had to fucking get it, dude. But this is how Chris got it. Hi, we got a tarantula here that I need somebody to come get.

I wanted to do that. But she was like, you got to get it. And I was like, that was a Doberman. Okay, that shit was crazy. And all I could think, you know what I thought of when I saw that? I was like, man, we just let the kids run. Well, I mean, it's not poisonous. So whatever, but like still, whatever.

We took care of it. I got to, you know. How did you take care of? Yeah, but that's, that's part of the deal. Like, this is why you pay. This is why she holds the fort down because the fuck a triantula. Those things are whatever. Of course.

Let's say an intruder broke in your home. Yeah, yeah, it's me. Bitch, are you going to get up and solve it? No, it's me. it's me. No, I got it. I got to risk my life for the family. No, I'm the one that's going to die. So make Daddy a sandwich. And I'm going to die. I'm fucking Brendan's in bed like this. We hear so intruder and he goes. Yeah. yeah

finally I get to use this I wake up I go all right who's dying first I mean it must be like what a waste you know it's like when you're like you know I saw a thing it said if you can bench 225 you're stronger than like 99% of you know you know so imagine

if you can do that and you never get to use it it's why like it's like it's like if you're a billionaire you want to just buy shit right yeah yeah yeah you know can't buy the moon because you can right right You ready to use that, you know. At all times. Did you see that dude running for, what is it, governor of New York, that weird communist dude?

He's just a weirdo. They pure pressure him in a bench at 135 and he had no shot of doing it. Wow. Yeah. But who cares though, right? Who cares how much a mayor can bench? Oh, I do. He's like, I'm trying to fix the laws in the inner city.

And he's like, oh, yeah. If you can bench 135, oh, we have nothing in common. It is interesting, though, what you're saying. It is interesting. what you're saying. You need, Anderthall. No, no, hold on. Hold on.

Just as a man. But it is, but it is, but it is, but it is, I was mentioned 135 in fifth grade. You find it. It is interesting what he, the,

the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the deal. A guy that

isn't interested in physical strength at all. Right. It does mean something about him. Yeah. It does mean something about that guy.

So this is also liberals in a nutshell like, yeah, no, I understand. 50% and then that dude's carrying another 50%. All right, right, right. No, this is liberals in a nutshell.

Black lives matter. Black, you know. Yep. I didn't hear what he said. I didn't hear. I missed it. Fuck. He said, this is liberals in a nutshell.

Black lives matter. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. True. True. Why are those people pure pressure him in the bench of 135 known damn well he couldn't? Look at him. Just struggle, city.

I got a fucking long hair in my neck. so oh i watched this earlier and you know i'm glad you brought it up it's so annoying it's already annoying without the volume oh no get ready this is some white girl rap it's so annoying just randomly came up on my feed she's some youtubeer me too i think she's got bars okay if i'm not throwing singles at a titty bar i'm working on a single trying to come up with some titty bars that's a titty bar hold on I love the black guy texted in the background

I have a star Big fish swimming in that money I should be a shark I have to my ex always bringing up that old shit I was probably flicking on my bean when I wrote this phone

This makes me so upset No wait I have I have a I gotta tell you something I have a take on this White girl rappers is kind of my guilty pleasure I follow like ten of

But hold on I got to tell you It's all whack like this, and I'm there for it. But hold on. Because they all kind of pretty, and they all wrapped the same. It's hilarious. But, you know, she grew up a certain way. She shouldn't be putting that black scent on.

She should be rapping how she talks just like this. You don't know where she's from. No, I'm saying, well, I'm assuming. She's right from Atlanta, Chris. Fine. She's wearing a Lulu lemon zipper. Yeah, yeah. You know, there's nothing street about this.

That's what I'm saying. There's nothing street about it. She probably didn't grow up street. So, funny to me, though. So she shouldn't be like... It's a kiddie bar. I'm not saying it's good.

Just look up female rappers. There's one that's really good. She's really good. Wait, is that the one? Yes, that's the one I, yeah. She's fucking amazing. She's fucking amazing. Wait, this girl?

This Jojo. No, no, no, no. Look up Georgiana. And then look up, uh, there's another one though. Sierra. A distract to myself. Yeah, she's great For me though, Nick

Play this Joe Joe one Good call, Bretton Oh man I already don't like it Look at the outfit Remember she's a mess okay What this is different Oh she ate

Remember she used to be lesbian And then she went I'm good and got a man That's the best line. She says, I can't pronounce my R's, but I can buy a wolf's voice. That is good. She ate right there. She ate.

She's dancing and stuff. This is not the ones I'm talking about. I'm talking about the ones that they just be like. Sierra and Georgiana, those two are white female and they're good. No, the white girl from all that. This girl's good, dude. Yeah, that's her right there. And she's like real like from the ghetto ghetto.

But yeah, because you don't, it doesn't look like she's face. making it. It doesn't seem like it at least, but she's good. I'll be the judge of this. I don't like you guys are hyping her at. Nah, she's good, bro. No, you guys have horrible taste. I don't know. Yeah, she's always rapping. You don't want to look at one of these. Not this.

Well, this is the song more. I know, not this. You got to look at the one where she's just like got a microphone in her hand and she's just in the bed. On the right. Oh, two million. Yeah, go to that one. Sure. Let her go

She's good She's good, bro. I feel sick. I don't get B-Rabbit off my screen. Nah, she's good, bro. Her voice sounds good. And she's, it's interesting. Yeah, she, I love this one.

I love her. You know what I mean? Because she like, the way she, like, gets into it. Yeah, I agree. She's just freestyling right now? No, I mean, nobody does that. I can't hear it in the air, so I just see a white girl like lipsing basically. What's your name, Georgiana?

So she's good, but she does something weird different shit. But she's good. I like her a lot. Yeah. But she, you need to go to the white girl from while and out when she's on. sway in the morning and she freestyles it goes so fucking hard really oh buddy

you gotta educate yourself on white girl rappers if you're gonna come to the table I didn't know that this was yeah this I love this girl's music okay she's got two styles when she does her chill like weird elevator music style rapping it's so good oh yeah yeah yeah this is

yeah yeah I don't know what's what but yeah I wish I could hear it this this whole keep playing on me I'm gonna smack that late's front to the lake front like this is awesome bro hey can I be honest

I feel uncomfortable I feel uncomfortable what I was thought weird about her is her voice does not match her you know what I mean not at all

like if you close your eyes and played that you would not open your eyes thinking she looked like this well I can't hear describe what she sounds like to me Eric

like Nick like if Nick was rapping Nick Nick look up the while white girl sway in the morning she's good she's got a whole style

bro but this is what white rappers have to do by the way you know what I can't this is the thing that I think that's great about that's great about

like what's happening in society in terms of being able to make money in this kind of thing I think that you know the women have an advantage

when it comes to like if you are if you have a great talent oh yeah and you look like that Justin Valentine get fucked it out of you that's what I don't want to hear about

I don't want to hear about like how hard it is being a female comedian like dude you can get on stage you can get on every show if you're pretty yeah you know

be good or like my might be good too the poster for my show can't be me in a bikini exactly yeah you know I it's hard to be a comedian period my tinies aren't gonna sell

people coming to my show you'd be surprised what's what's tougher a white boy trying to make it in the NBA or a white girl trying to make it in rap Let me educate you The difference is

The rap's not a meritocracy Yeah Yeah Justine Valentine goes hard I still can't hear it I've seen this Is she a rapper Because she

You coming on You coming on much respect to you I'm not too familiar with your music But I got you Yeah she killed it There you go Get ready I'm gonna let you warm it up right now

talk about your morning. But she looks comfortable, that's why. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I woke up at seven. I said a prayer to the gods and I prayed to heaven. I'm like, hold on, it's a must I do. Little Kim, my bitch, you know I got to crush on you. I'm like, hold on, she really a beast. I woke up in the morning, got some toothpaste.

I brushed my teeth. I'm going to see sway. Tell him I am the dope as a bitch and never have stinky bread because that's all the toast. I'm the illis sway. it's all right i mean go go to the comments comments can't be good well no my thing my thing is this i've never seen him do that before like give that like such specifics like that because most of these rappers that come in here all they're a beat all their shit is written go on we stop this uh off the top unwritten straight from the holy spirit

i don't think i've ever seen confidence is real i don't understand understand. They tried to do her dirty with the beats and changing the tempo, but they really just showed how good she is because she killed it. Hala. I don't understand anything. I never understand anything. It's getting harder. Welcome to over 45. I know, but it's also getting harder for me. Yeah, there's something cringy when white girls rap and it's not good. If that guy, if that governor could like, like if Gavin Newsom could bench 225, would he get your vote? 100% 100% it just means this guy's like my mom who voted for Obama just means he's doing work it means he's doing fucking work dude I you know what though there is something about what you're saying you know it's like because what does it take to be able to bench 225 and if you are somebody that can do that there's a certain work ethic that you know it takes to get there and then sure people but what I'm saying is that's what people are attracted to in all aspects. So it's like people might say, oh, that person's with you for your money. And I say, not if it's transactional,

I think somebody's with you because of how you got your money. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, so it's all part of it, right? Yeah. You, you, I'm at 10. Massive, what is it? Haboo?

I've never heard it, but evidently it's a sandstorm. Yeah, I've seen this. Habibu, I've seen these. and this like fucked up isn't this effect in that big event the uh burning man burning man yeah if you're over 30

at burning man stop no i think if you're under 30 at burning man stop burning man is for people over 30 over 40 no no it's no it's for nobody don't go harlan williams goes yeah i know he goes every time This is what Twilight looks like. Oh, that's just... Listen.

At this point, I'm already out. You know what I'm trying to say? You know? If you get there and you're like, oh, you can't even breathe, okay. This sucks. Yeah, this sucks. This sucks. Let's go.

Imagine trying to have a drug-field orgy in that. I know. Yeah, true. I could do it. That's what it looked like after Brendan's truck. Yeah. Just a sandstorm That all sucks

Yeah I never want to be there But this is like You know You we all fly a lot Well not burning this much anymore But flew yesterday Okay but here's the thing

You don't even think about That you're not gonna make it You know We just have a thing in our head now The flight's gonna go Everything's gonna be fine No When it when it

No I'm saying When something like that happens No no no no I'm talking about Like the timing of it I'm saying you just go I'm gonna get to where I need to You know, you just don't even think, you know, you got it. And then something like that happens, then it's just like, that is so disruptive to like everything about your life.

Your, your rhythm is off now. Now you're thinking about, am I going to make it to the show? Am I going to, I'm going to miss my connection? And like, you know. Eric, aren't you glad you last week? Because did you see Southwest made it if you're big? You have to book two flights now. You have to book two chairs.

Let me tell you someone right now. This is my problem with that. Hot take. They should be weighing everybody. anyway. This is how it should work. You get on a scale with your bags and yourself and you have a limit. There you go.

Because here's my problem with it. If I go, if you're 380 pounds and you get on a plane with now a 50 pound bag, all right? That's, you're over 400 something pounds. Can't have it. If Casey and his girl gets on a plane, right? And they have a hundred pound bag. They're going to charge them. Yeah.

What? Crazy. Casey and his girl in the bag, that's like 216 pounds total. And you know what I mean? And you're like, I just think that's unfair. I think if you're going to charge for overweight bags, but a big motherfucker can get on the plane, like, I'm like, nah. Well, it should be, you should be a way. You should pay by weight.

No, no, no, no. Yeah, because it's not. No, it's just a weight in your way off. No, because 6-2 is not his fault that the guy's five, six. six you know what i mean if somebody is their god given you know their birth weight you know it's different if you're a fat fat fuck okay you know what then okay you can add that in fine yeah but that's just i'm six too i got to pay the same as a fucking roly-poly five four fat guy no he has to pay more well i just think i'm lean i think you should all be a way in at this

point because i feel you know but the thing too it would take too long it would take too long it'd take too long. No, it wouldn't. No, it would not because when you go to check in your bag anyway, they make you weigh it. So I'm saying that you would just walk up. They should just have a policy. They should, no, I can solve all this. They should just have a policy. No fatties get to fly.

Oh, my God. Or they have fat air. I'd watch that movie. It's six, it's six people. You can get on a plane with six people. The whole movie is just the planes on the tarmac and they can't take off. No, no, no. Listen, guys, guys, guys. they have a little thing there

for your bag they make you go there's your bad 50s dimensions you get on a scale it weighs you it's real quick no I get it

no this will be real quick I hear you or just weigh yourself like when you check into your flight online you have to enter your weight yeah but everybody's gonna be honest bitches be lying

yeah come on man yeah bitches do be lying I'm putting 135 on mine you know what we're talking about yeah but I think but you know my problem with it was before that the system was they were giving a fat person a free extra seat that I really had a problem with it's just about fairness this has nothing to do with fat shaming or

anything like that it's about fairness well you're not yeah they shouldn't be charging for bags like that anyway but my point I make again if you have to pay for a bag that's over 50 pounds then what are we talking about if the total weight of the person in the bag is less than the fat fuck pay for your gut too yeah yeah what they could they call they literally call it baggage call yeah what's your how many bags you got and then your baggage you fat okay it's gonna be 50 dollars more I like the body prep percentage and they just go okay well you're 30% body fat percentage so that equals that's an actual 30% yeah yeah whatever the percentage is it's a percentage they add on the thing I mean I'm with

man it would encourage people against if you're over 300 you ain't flying or you're in fat air well haven't you been on an airline where they were like you've ever been one of those flights where they go hey um we need everybody to we need like some people to volunteer to go to the back of the plane or something I'm like if that's an issue then that's why I say no I know right weigh everything in person bags if you have a couple you have a 500 pound limit and it's this amount if you go over to 500 pound limit or whatever the limit is it's some it's this This amount. But like, you know,

Yeah. Yeah. I understand. Why should Casey and his girl suffer? All right. Well, they should suffer. He deserves it, you know? Just period.

Yeah, they should. You know what I'm saying? But it sucks, man. Even like, even if it's a big, like you're saying, six, two, whatever, I got on a plane one day and it was just, I'm a big guy. And then this bigger than me guy, they have sitting in the middle seat next to me. And we were just looking at each other. Like, I was like, oh, man, it's going to be a tough flight, huh?

He was like, I know, right? But luckily, the stewardess comes over. She's like, yeah, I think we can move you, your fat air. Nick's quick with it. That's good. How's Kevin? It also looks cool. Yeah.

I would eat and get fat just to go on it. I mean, you talk about the meal on this is going to be like, I mean, there's a, there's like a pig. Oh, man. Are you kidding? Welcome to fat air. What do you need? What do you call it, the pilot's fat too? They just have like a, they don't even give you drinks.

just have you open your mouth yeah yeah you know i would i would love to fly fat air hell yeah dude look at that no money when the boarding is like all right we're going to start with big bitch yeah yeah big fat titty's necks it's like well would you have the stewardess fat too would you have no you don't you'd be tough because no the student's got to gotta be skinny because so they could so all the people could get on her it's like a part of it where they could be like oh skinny bitch you know that's part of it oh i get it you know what i'm okay because they got to sit down the aisle i was i was thinking if you had fat steward as a fat pilot is just we fat all around baby there's no shame here yeah except for then you really got to get like

the heavy duty plane you know no you just have it like 20 seats instead of 60 right you don't make any money on this i this airline loses money every year it's a bad business idea yeah yeah Or we charge more Or you just charge double True, yeah Charge double, that's the whole point, right? Yeah, anyway. Fat air!

I like it. The plane should be fat. Yeah, the fatter plane. Make the plane have like fat. Or give the plane a gut. Yeah, make it plump. You know how the 747 got the thing on the top? This is on the bottom.

Yeah, yeah. First class is on the bottom. Oh, yeah. And it should always be. sweaty like the front nose should be sweating like a fat person. This would be great like motivation like I go to the airport and they're just like oh yeah you can't get on you now

you have to take fat air. You have to take fat hair we've already we've already booked you on fat air sorry because we do have a connecting flight to Dallas on fat air. Yeah it's the way it I'll tell you they just you weigh in and you go oh I got to go to fat air. Oh man just the motivation for that. And there's

a fat air walk of shame. Everybody knows that's the fat air terminal. You know what I'm saying that's great we need to motivate society i used to have a joke about it i said like i think the best way to get people to lose weight is like you know everybody has to have a treadmill in their house that's connected to the power grid and you're and you're and you're and you have to do a certain amount per month of power yeah that's cool yeah that's good yeah they'd figure out how to treat you they put their dogs on there and shit oh yeah yeah they figured out just some kind of thing and you know you power you're helping power to fucking city you know what I mean

you're helping out you've been working out no not as much as I should I've been walking damn Eric count that as a workout well I mean it's good no that's just been you know I've that's the listen it I need you guys to understand something it's yeah that's it that's it oh my God fat air dude we're not serving those trees always a party I imagine it's a whole Thanksgiving table coming down the aisle look how weird that is everybody gets their own row that's so weird no but I tell you

this is like a Wilk Smith concert the hardest thing oh I'm gonna talk about that remember that no no there's something else the hardest thing is like what they're all disciplined to like AI they used AI in the crowd not to discipline to not to when I eat that is I see how hard

that is because like I was we're out with Matt you know we were you know yeah and the timing They say, hey, they're going to bring all this food. And I was like, oh, I can't eat right now. And I was like, oh, I see what the issue becomes. It's like, you know, you just. So I'm just telling you, man, like, I've really been like, oh, you made a fatter.

Real disciplined. Well, good. So now I got to get to the, yeah, the Will Smith. I got to get to the workout now. But no, the Will Smith thing is like, if they used AI in the crowd, hey, listen, this is done. No. This is like, this is like your picture on your website. You know what I mean?

Yeah. Let me see it. The same thing. Oh, you didn't see this. Brennan? No. Man, it's so weird. Just keep watching because it doesn't look too weird yet.

So where is this? No way. I mean, it's just the whole thing. Like, obviously there's some realness to it. Yeah, but. But just look at the people's faces. Look at, look at, just watch. Look, if you pause any of that, you'll see they're distorted.

But watch, watch. Just wait. Look, fake, fake, fake, take us back to Belair, dude. Look at the upper, uh, guy in the, who, dude, who's, take us back to Belair? Who the fuck made a sign like that? Watch these next ones. Look at this one. Oh, no, no, the best one is, that one is the best one.

This is the best one. Look at the guy. Look at the guy's face, dude. He's sad. You help me survive cancer. Thanks, Will. And this girl's praying like, it's like, save us, Will. You can make it.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, did Will post. this? Yeah. Look at you can... Oh my God. It says, you can make this. You can make it. What's the quote?

You can't make it. Everyone said you can make it. Help me. Will Smith said you can make it and that's what helped him survive cancer? Bro, this guy, if that's how easy it is to fucking get motivated, this guy would be dead a long time ago.

Yeah, this is weird. His caption for this was my favorite part of tour is seeing you all up close. It's like they're trying to make him fail. Yeah. Yeah, so one's fucking with them. Love you fresh prints. Like, though, don't what, oh, you're going too fast.

No, he's doing all right. I'm saying there's so much stuff on the screen that you could point to. Yeah, I know. You know, that girl on the bottom there, that was crazy. I just, just all the same concert? I don't think so. It's not even, it's, it's all. Is he on tour?

This is the one. This is the one. From West, Julie to West. from west philly to west swiss oh no the guy's face is all distorted i know i know it's really weird go go into the guy look at look at that guy that looks like me but if i had downs oh look at the far left he has a pig nose no all their noses are weird but there's no speculation this is a i so so how does this happen though look at like anybody It's so egregious.

Yeah, and this day and age, too. What's he thinking, man? He's probably just like, yeah, you guys run with it. And they're like, all right, maybe. It's the same people that made that Epstein jail footage. Everybody's hiring them now. I just don't get. Yeah, I don't know.

Here's the problem with AI now. Now it's like even if it is real, people are going to say it's fake. Come on. $21,000. Disliked? Why would you dislike that? I would like it. You would only like it because you saw everybody didn't like it.

But why is... But why is this fake? Why are you in the crowd eating spaghetti? That's funny. Oh, you know what you should do, Nick? You should put us three in the crowd someplace. But the signs are the worst part because no fucking... They don't...

Come on. on, bro. Nobody's right in this bullshit. Well, yeah, not this many people, I don't think. Well, I don't think it was, was he on tour? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on. Two bad weather people at paleo tonight will be a storm. What does that mean?

It's just, it's all distorted. It doesn't make sense. It's all fake. What the fuck, bro? I don't know. Don't look at me with this shit. Why is Chris so mad at the sign? Yeah.

Look at the fresh. Look at the E and Fresh. It's a six. This is. Look at how long the girl's hand arm is. Dude, this is. They really fucked up. This is terrible.

What the fuck, dude? I'll sit and I'll think about this for a while. This is the sad part about it. So wait, he's playing in the... We're witnessing the fall of, like, you know what I mean? But don't do it. But he's doing it to himself. Well, at this point

Well, go to, okay, go down To go to the, no, no, no. Where's he playing? He's playing the O2 arena? Go down. It says right there. Go click the show. No, it had, it, there, go down.

There, there, there. There, click like the London one. Click the London one. Bans in town. All right, so he's going to be at the O2 Victoria in Manchester. Singing what? Well, he's got a new album, I guess.

Oh, does it slap? Wait, Will Smith can just keep doing all his songs from before, man. Yeah, just don't understand. He got some bangers. Sure, sure, sure. You do know he was a rapper first, right? Of course, we all do. Yeah, but he's got songs.

No, he's got songs. Yeah, but who's got, my whole thing is, it's only a European thing. Like Americans, they get to fuck with this. Right, right, right, right. There's no way this guy's like back street boys. They got to go international. Yeah, he's not going to play the energy center at fucking Houston.

but go ahead so so go to general admission so um they have a seating chart they don't just a lot of general admission got it okay wow well they're not and and for a good reason because it'd be all yeah yeah yeah and that's just what that sucks too that people do that but why but what i don't understand is why even do this i guess i'll never understand yeah if you're will smith why are you doing this i'll never understand this i'll never understand this. You've got hundreds of millions of

dollars. I will never understand this. I agree. Can I agree more? He's probably just trying to get the fuck away from his wife. Can I can I give my thoughts about this? Yeah. Yeah, please. Okay. When you're someone that is. I'll be in Salt Lake City in Boise, Idaho. This guy. I'll be in Pittsburgh. No AI crap. Someone is that famous for that long. They don't know anything. At that level.

Yeah. What, you know, you, you want that, you never want that to go away. Like, you never want it to go away. And you continuously chase it. I guess. And, but part of the thing of chasing it is how you became that famous. And there's nothing in you that thinks, I'm still not that guy. Will Smith is like, like, an athlete that, like, should retire already.

Like Aaron Rogers. Right. Or, like, you know what I mean? Like, Tony Ferguson. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, somebody that's just fucking great. He's like, I can still do it.

I remember Jordan's, um, um, Hall of Fame speech he was like I still think I could play Like he was like 50 He was like I still want to I don't want to work You know he still thinks he could do it You see these clips of Jordan in the gym

At his camps and stuff And he's still out there like You know what I mean He probably still thinks he could play in the NBA You know what I mean Well that's what made him so good But that's what I'm saying That's his point Chris

Yeah no I know I know So it's like like Tom Cruise is going to go out like that Tom Cruise is going to die on a set Right He's going to die And, you know, it's going to be like, it's going to be me and a bear and we're going to parachute together. And, you know, they're going to be like, Tom Cruise died in Mission Impossible 15.

Mission Impossible 15 on a ski ramp with a bear and, you know, you know what I'm saying. So I think that's what it is. But I'm going to be in Oxnard, y'all. Oxnard coming up in a couple weeks. Get your tickets, Oxnard. And I'm also going to be at the Den in Chicago. Come check me out there. and the house of comedy in Minneapolis.

I got shit going on. But keep your fingers crossed, guys. I need some good energy from everybody. I had a dope movie audition. Oh, cool. With a really dope director. Oh, really? Hell yeah.

And the guy I walked in, he was like, you know, I really loved you. And I'm dying up here. Oh, wow. This guy's a fan. He's like, I love you on Golden Hour. Yeah. So he's like, so I'm thinking for Mr. Potato Head.

We're doing a live action, Mr. Potato Head. We're going to have to cut your legs off and only use your feet. We're going to paste them to the bottom of your belly. Did Bobby Lee call you? And we're going to put your arms on your head. Thanks for watching Golden Hour. Bye. Thank you.

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