The Golden Hour - Meet Me at the Dollar General | The Golden Hour PATREON #56 EXCERPT w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: February 26, 2025

The guys debate who the better rapper is between Kendrick Lamar and Eminem as well as hot women, and talk Azealia Banks' controversial take on Kendrick, discuss all new call ins including a guy who bought a stolen phone, IKEA's new all black hotdogs in Japan, Golden Girls convention, poop stories, Chris' peeing technique, the all new Love is Blind and much more! Get the full episode plus two extra episodes every month at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcast

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Golden Hour Golden Hour Oh Miguel! What's up buddy? Oh dude Oh we can't hear you Oh hold on it's on mix Yeah we got it Dude you got great teeth Look at this guy, huh?

I got what you got good teeth, man. Jesus. Thank you. Yeah man, uh We're one of your biggest fans we couldn't wait to have you long we're big fans of you Where you call from brother looks like Texas Texas yeah yeah what is we're out in Texas I'm out here doing some work oh we're in a cable business nice we're in Texas I love San Antonio what you got for us what's happening oh you just chilling you just calling to say what's up? We got scammed back when he was 19.

You got scammed, tell us about how you got scammed. You got scammed, welcome to the party. Yeah, so I mean, what happened was, this was back then when I didn't have like no money at all. I was looking for like a used phone off Facebook. And uh, I met up with this

one lesbian chick and I mean, not that it matters or whatever, but. Hey, man, you brought it up. Yeah, it's good for context, I know what we're dealing with. We didn't ask you like, so when's the last time you had business with a lesbian? We didn't say that, you brought that up. I would've gotten to it.

No, but basically she sold me a phone that was stolen. And she blocked me, right? Right as soon as we made the transaction, she blocked me. And I realized that there were still pictures and like contact info and there was like a hundred missed calls and shit. So I was like, oh, fuck. How much did it, how much did they cost you?

Probably like a couple hundred bucks. Yeah, especially back then, it's a lot of money. Yeah, exactly. But then I was like, let me give the phone back, or let me see if maybe I can get some of the money back from the original owner, which was a bad idea. This is a disaster, bro. So let me get this straight.

I just want to follow this. So you bought a stolen phone, and then you wanted to sell it back to the owner. Maybe a reward. Lost and found. Lost and found. I was like, hey dude, I have your phone. You're mixed up, bro.

They just sold it to me, and I got scammed too, but if I could get some of the money back Okay, now that's my favorite Well, that's illegal. But yeah, keep going Whatever broke game. That's the game. Yeah game. Yeah for sure for sure. I got you with some with some cash and So we I told my friend to meet up with me you're gonna wind up dead at the Dollar General Oh, that's safe. That's safe. Yeah. Yeah, that sounds like that's a good me. That's a good Meet me. Hey, I do all my business at the dollar meet me in the alleyway next to the dumpster near the Dollar General

This motherfucker make bad choices Here's my address If you can't find me there, here's my address. No, no. The funny thing is that my house was like two minutes from the Dollar General. There you go. Bad idea. Yeah. Exactly.

All right. So anyway. So you did an illegal transaction in your backyard. So I met up with him to give him my phone and I could already tell, like we was walking, we was walking like this. And I could already tell like we was walking was walking like this. Mm-hmm and I Could already tell by his demeanor. We were gonna fall in love not having it. No, no, he was not having it Yeah, he's gonna fight. I here's your phone and then I was like you have like some money for me and then

He whips out some cash and then and as soon as I fucking you know give him the phone he's like give me that shit and then all I hear in the background is like a Fucking guy sitting in a truck with a shotgun back and some big old fat dude just with the shotgun And I was just like oh hell now let me he's like here take your phone I was like let me get it let me get the fuck out of here and so yeah I got one of that phone so I think another problem what kind of phone was this cricket no I know the problem dude no it was an iPhone I know the problem was a problem you're stupid we solved it yeah don't make any more

business choices more yeah you can't be doing that kind of stuff don't buy a shady phone don't sell a shady phone back to the guy in an alley imagine your phone was stolen and if somebody just randomly hits you up yo I got your phone that I illegally bought from someone else that guy's mad already That guy's assuming you stole the phone and tried to sell it back. 100%. That's what he's doing. Street smarts Brendan.

That's why we call you that. That's crazy. Well, dude, well, look, man. We're glad you're alive. I'm joking, obviously. You know, look, people do dumb shit. I do it too. But I mean.

I bought three tricycles for two grand. That's right. You're talking to this fucking guy. Get swindled. No, you didn't. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, you didn't. Exactly. So dude, well, good. That's a good lesson, though. talking to this fucking guy. No you didn't. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no you didn't, exactly.

So dude, well good, that's a good lesson though. They still sent me tracking. They sent you tracking. Keep checking it. Yeah, that's actually a funny story though, bro. Ty, where's my gift for his birthday? Where was the listing for the phone, sorry. Yeah.

It was on a Facebook marketplace. I love Facebook. Oh no, you should. I buy all sorts of car parts on there, marketplace. I love Facebook. Oh no, you should. I buy all sorts of car parts on there, man. I go to shame. No, I haven't got a scam. No, I'm not car parts. OK, here we go.

Everybody, that's crazy. That's what everybody wants. Is going to give you other stuff. Oh, people like shops on Facebook market. Yeah, I'll give you I'll give it to you when it comes to other stuff. But when I get I get really great cars parts and and I have not been scammed there yet for face I do some shady parts add I bought some seats some old f-250 seats from a guy in like middle of nowhere and

He wanted like career advice. He talked me for an hour. I could not leave He goes my son's getting bullied all the time and he's gonna be here in about an hour do you mind if you just show him some techniques oh no I have him have me yeah all right thanks Miguel oh did you have some later brother you you think if I was built like you it would have been a different outcome not with a shotgun not with a shotgun there's not much I can do with the shotgun my man now if they didn't have Shotguns. Yeah, yeah, and his cat. Yeah, I just have one last question though when someone you in front of this guy Did you actually use the words you got some money for me? Yeah, I told him I told him you got the money You're like a bad 80s drug dealer you got the money like a bad 80s drug dealer. You got the money

But you know what he's a good guy so he's assuming that that guy's not assuming he was the He was assuming. Hey, I'm doing you a favor giving you the phone back. I guess a bad guy. All right. Thanks, man He kind of looks like thank you. Oh Thank you guys. Yeah, you're the man dude. I love guys like that. That's so funny. Yeah, appreciate it. Big cell phones too. I just fucking yeah, you know, I would be friends with that guy though. Yeah, I would be friends with that guy. And as a matter of fact, I would be friends with that guy in high school. And my mom would be like like why can't I can't be friends with their parents I don't speak they don't speak I'd be like mama I so funny though dude he's out there at the dollar store man I want you guys to get scammed it's fun man I don't know if I realize I'm gonna scam you. I got a big scam. You got me One time I was god. I must have been 20 To I was at a strip club

And there was this stripper there and she was like, let's go in the back for a dance And I was like, alright and I went and I had you know, you have cash on you And I gave it to her At the end and she was like, oh oh it's not enough and she counted it weird and I knew she did it like to trick me. And I was like, really? Count it again and she did the same thing and I go, all right yeah that's fine.

Like I felt so bad for everything I was like just keep it. Yeah just I'm out of here. It's like if you have to try to trick me twice and you're using the same trick, and I can see it, like you're like, she was like, which hand is it in? You know what I mean? With her tits out, you're like, okay, this is sad. My buddy, when we went to strip club,

was some bachelorette party. She was all over my pants, it's okay, keep it. I'm already, I finished. I got my work done. No, but my buddy went to that back, that boom boom room, and he had cash, and she was like, he ran out of cash. She's like, you have a credit card? He's like, yeah, why not?

And it was his dad's American Express. He gave her the American Express. They, and they just brought in girl after girl after girl. Oh no. And then the next morning, you know, we laughed. He stayed there. The next morning he's like, dude, I owed like 65 grand. He's like, cause girls kept coming.

They just charging, charging, charging, charging, charging. That's not awesome. I was gonna have a conversation with his dad. Yeah, he passed away. ["Sweet Home Alone"] Music