The Golden Hour - Men vs Machines

Episode Date: August 5, 2022

FULL EPISODE: https://patreon.com/KATSPlusSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

But are they calling the police? Who's going? Because remember when we were talking about with the motorcycles, if you have an air tracker, the police can't go in without a warrant. How are they getting away with this? I don't see why people aren't just walking in with crowbars being like, hold it, and they're jamming it open. Oh, no, please, please.

Got your package. I have a family. I have kids. Please stop. I am pregnant. You ever met this guy? Oh, I'm the dumb one. You can't argue.

There's something about me. You have no idea what you're saying. Gang, gang. Buzz, buzz. So. Okay. Okay, another redhead. This is deals here.

Always have with the redhead fans. All right. What's good, guys? Jessie Brin here from Montreal. I'm a huge fan. I out with the Redhead fans. All right. What's good, guys? Jessie Brin here from Montreal. I'm a huge fan. I'm so happy to be submitting this right now. I've got a debate club for you all. In what order do you think you guys will all die in,

and what will be the cause of death? Great question. Ooh. Me first, right? Even though Eric's older, it's probably me first. I run hard, right? I'm taking care of myself. He's also not that much older than, well, me and Theo, I guess you're, what are you, 39?

Mm-hmm. Eric is out. Why? Eric or Brendan are first. But Eric, you are already ready. You're going to die on the table with some experimental surgery. That's how you're going to die. Yeah, dude.

I get shot. Yeah. I get shot for sure. He's going to be moving pieces of're going to die. Yeah, dude. I get shot. He's going to be moving pieces of his butt to his leg. Theo's going to die like Kanye's mom. Just too many surgeries. Eric, you got... I think Eric probably going to go first natural causes.

I like that. That's fair. He's older. Eric goes first natural causes. Let's hope he goes first natural causes because then we all live a long time because it probably won't be for a bit. Yeah, I hope that. That's fair. He's older. And then Eric goes first in natural causes. Let's hope he goes first in natural causes because then we all live a long time because it probably will be for a bit. Yeah, I hope so. Yeah, but you'll be 90. But I hope I'm not. Brendan's going to die probably. It'll be Eric or Brendan.

No offense, Brendan. No offense taken. I mean, if there's a Deadpool account, I'm Deadpool. You feel me? Well, I think, Chris, you probably keep yourself in... I think... Because Brendan keeps himself in shape, but imagine if he didn't with the

drinking and fucking... Yeah, but the drinking takes a toll, bro. That's what I'm saying. That's why I think Chris is going to be last. Yeah. Maybe. But Chris doesn't have any blood or feelings or cardiovascular system. That helps, though.

All of that stuff helps. He don't even count. He's going to live to be 11,000. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's a fucking vampire. 11,000. Yeah. I want to see all my friends die and then make new friends and watch them die. That's what I want to do.

Yeah. Yeah, Chris is the cheat, y'all. Yep, I want that. He missing parts, bro. He missing parts. That don't count. Yeah. Well, okay, then. Yeah, but who would want to live? Me. No, no, listen. Yep, I want that. He missing parts, bro. He missing parts. That don't count. Yeah.

Well, okay then. Yeah, but who would want to live? Like, who would like... No, no, listen. Me too. But yeah, but here's the thing, though. Yeah, but you want to live like this. You want to be 42 forever. Yeah, you don't want to...

Like, you don't want... I don't want to be 200. Right, right, right. You know? You can't even... You know, you just... Yeah, I know. We're still doing this.

The person in this room that's going to outlive all of us is Chin. Why? Because you're Asian. You're already 52, right? Asians live long. Yeah, 62. 62? 62?

He's already 7 to 120. What? 71, 20. Oh, 71, 20. I think 70 to 120. You're unlimited, bro. Asians are unlimited, man. They are, but then it's like Cinderella.

Midnight hits. They turn 61. They just turn into fucking. They age like fruit after that. You feel me? But I'm still trying to figure out. We know who's first. If we're saying I'm first, I don't agree.

What's you or me? It could be him. And then you're last. But then now it's between Theo and Brendan. Who goes second? Yeah, it's tough. He might be first. He could be first.

You could be like 68 and you'd still be alive and you'd die at 68. And Brendan might take his own life. Well, of any of us that's going to take our own lives. I mean, come on. Hey, hold on. Hold on. No, I know. No, hold on.

It's Theo's therapist. No, I know. He did say that. I apologize. Yeah, no, he's right here. No, hold on. It's Theo's therapist. No, I know. He did say that. I apologize. Yeah, no, he's right here. No, he's actually still in Nashville. He's all right. No, today he's fine.

No, I'm sorry. I was talking to your therapist. She's laughing you said that about me. Yeah, I don't know. That's a tough one. That's a tough one. Yeah. To me and Theo?

Yeah. I'm right there with Theo. Yeah, but you could probably, you know, you're probably still driving Ferraris when you shouldn't. You know what I mean? So that could be a thing. make this song. In the wing. Let's go. King in the sting. In the wing. Got it full circle. I put on the whole team. Legendary trio. Brittany, Chris, and Theo. What you mean?

You know it's the king in the sting. In the wing.