The Golden Hour - Miami Rice | The Golden Hour w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: October 26, 2023

The guys celebrate halloween and talk Chris' Hollywood quality costume vs Erik and Brendan's Party City costumes, Nick's unlucky streak continuing by getting shot at at his apartment, Erik's rant on fat shamers, Keto George's rap song, Leonardo DiCaprio movies, hottest female characters in movies and much more! Get the full episode plus two extra episodes every month at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcast DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app NOW and use code: GOLDEN Fum - https://tryfum.com/ and use code: GOLDEN to save 10% MeUndies - https://www.meundies.com/goldenhour for 25% off plus free shipping

We're friends that laugh, we're friends that shout Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about But that won't stop us Nothing can stop us It's like a show you used to love Just rebranded enough It's stronger, better, bigger power Cause it is the Golden Hour

It's the Golden Hour You are an asshole, man. Why am I an asshole? Thank you. Me and Eric got these $40 outfits. Not even $40. $200 over here. You got in here with your Pitch Armade.

He's got them cut. It's a custom- made suit he got from Men's Warehouse over here. It's not. Put your arms on it. It's not custom made, dude. The extra hands. It's not, man. My wife said, we all want to be Monsters, Inc. Calvin's into Monsters, Inc.

And he's going to be Mike Wazowski. And I'm going to be fucking Randall, dude. And Billy's going to be the John Goodman guy. Mike Wazowski. So all together, we're talking what? 1200 for, I don't know, man.

I didn't know you can get costumes for $35. She just said, what about this one? And I said, all right, cool. And this one was like $200 and it's made by Disney, dude.

It's made by Disney. It's sanctioned. It's made by Disney. So you're like, we can't call you he right now. So what I think is, um, you know, maybe I'll do it. I'll use it next year, too. I'll be the same guy.

Oh, yeah. You should use it for the next eight years. Yeah. For $200. Like this one here, I wore last year, but we didn't go out. So this is the first time this has been out. Oh, yeah. I remember.

Yeah. You should let me buy that. Yabba-dabba-doo. Do you wear it next year? No. You know what we should do? No. It's going to be cool tonight. You should let me buy that. Yabba-dabba-doo. Do you wear it next year? No, you know what we should do? No. It's going to be cool tonight.

We should auction it off. Well, I'll buy it. Chris will be his Randall outfit. My son really wants to be Randall, dude. Actually? Yeah. He said he wants to be Randall? That's funny.

No, he wants me to be Randall. Really? Yeah. That's so funny. Looking at your stupid little face in here is pissing me off. Well, dude, I mean, you're like this. Was it my idea to dress up for the fucking Halloween show? We're going, right?

We better be going. I knew something was popping because he was like, is the first show Halloween? I was like, huh. Because I didn't want to drive it if I didn't mean to. Remember when you see me driving? And you have to. You're like, oh, my God, is that Randall? Is that Chris D'Elia?

Dude. Well, I was in Halloween fucking Party USA or whatever the store. And I was like looking around. I're like, oh, my God, is that Randall? Is that Chris D'Elia? Dude. Well, I was in Halloween fucking Party USA, whatever the store, and I was looking around like, hold up. I was like, everyone's dressing up tomorrow, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll tell you what sucks is when Rachel's looking for costumes for me. She has to find the costume, but then look for the, so it's always like plus size.

So she wanted me to wear this plus size spider-man i was like oh no thank you you just look she's probably like honey we have two choices fred flintstone or mr potato head you pick oh there was actually a dope mr potato head there was a mr and mrs miss potato head one there's also two like two cows you know was like, oh, we should do that because Rachel's big as hell. That'd been funny. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Last night, we're in bed, and she's like, cuddle me.

And so we had this Tempur-Pedic, so it's two sides. So she was like, all right, so I'll move over so you can come on my side. So she went like this, right? Didn't move. She just went, you know, and i was like you yeah you just jiggle are you guys gonna trick-or-treat around your neighborhood solo just like that that's not creepy at all hey trick-or-treat no um i am you guys got any full size bars in there because you open the door like this thinking it's a kid, and then you're like... Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, your costume's so good, dude. I mean, it's really... I just put it on. You look at him with the hands. No, no. This is like... I got the hands, too. This is like you can go to Hollywood Boulevard level costume.

Oh, make money. Make some money? Yeah. It's like you, Spider-Man, and those guys right there. If you want to gain more patrons, you can go out there and... Oh, that would have been a great video to film. It's just him on Hollywood Boulevard. We just don't have a budget for that.

I feel like we do have the budget. We just drive up there, you know? Or do I want to do it? That's the main thing. You'd sweat your ass off in that thing? Well, now it's getting kind of a little bit cooler. But you have to have a fanny pack, too, though. Oh, yeah, Randall with the fanny pack?

That ain't real. I don't like that. Chris had been modeling for party city someone sent oh my well i dressed like that if you look me up in neo outfit uh i did that i've seen chris wear that but i got a little real leather jacket and shit i just want to point out oh so you had to spend like 800 on that no i didn't it was for undateable so they they bought it. I wonder if you could find it online. Oh, wow. That's hilarious. That's legit. That coat was probably so much money.

NBC bought it. Wilson's leather? I don't know what that is. Mayor Wilson's leather? Can we just give it up? We're lucky that Nick's with us today. He was shot at last night. He was straight up sleep

and i think you know who did it and you don't want to tell us i don't want to poke the bear but yeah there's my there's my window wow i mean right above where you're sleeping man hey not a terrible way to go though you found the bullet too which is this is scary yeah we're making jokes but this is like yeah he could have heard something outside and he'd be like, I wonder what. Oh, man. Or just an inch, a few foot lower. I mean, it's right in the top of the noggin there. Well, yeah, if it went through.

Yeah, I guess it could have gone up through the wall. Probably because Nick's place is probably cheap as shit. Is it brick outside there? Soy paper? No, it's not brick. Two bedroom, two bath. It's balsa. Silver Lake, no big deal.

It's balsa. Dude, so hold on. Wait, what the fuck is that outside? He lives at an industrial dump. I mean, where do you live? It's a firing range. It's where they put waste. So that's like the-

I live behind a gun range. Yeah. He's like, but 300 a month. Yeah, 300 a month. You think that could have been it, the gun range? Yeah. They can't fire after midnight, bro. So this is the building that's on the other street.

Oh, I see. And this middle area is a parking area. That's crazy. So no one can be in, only people who live there in the middle. Why does it look like you live in Afghanistan? What is that house across the street? Yeah. On the picture on the left, to the left there, it's like, what is that stuff?

What's that stuff? That's trash cans, right? That's Westlake? That's the ceiling. Those are HVAC. But when I moved in, these two townhomes were not there, and they've moved in. And recently, in the past couple weeks, I've seen people partying up on this balcony. And I've never had curtains in my thing, because no one could see in before.

But now they can. And I like waking up to natural sunlight. But now they see me and they try to kill me well this is how you gentrify a neighborhood you just fire bullets into like the what do you mean the poor the poorer homes you just yeah you scare away i gotta move was it but it was a 22 it was a little 22 or was like a sniper rifle i don't know you got a problem on you did you call the police i did i did. And what did they say? Nothing. But I didn't.

Oh, man. Sucks. Hey, we'll look into it. They actually got there relatively quick, which I was surprised, but he didn't do anything. He was a Theo fan, so he did a little extra investigation. All right. But, yeah, he didn't do anything.

I just didn't want to go unreported because people say, like, crime's down. But that's just because people don't call the cops because they know they're not going to do shit. Did they take the bullet? Yeah, unfortunately. So hold on. So when it went through that glass, did it hit the other wall and make a mark? Yeah, how did you find it? So when I – I was dead asleep, and something woke me up, like, in my dream.

I almost went back to bed. Like, I didn't hear a bullet. woke me up like in my dream. I almost went back to bed. Like I didn't hear a bullet. I didn't really hear the crash. And then if I wouldn't have looked up and saw the hole, I would have went back to bed. But I saw it, and then once I saw the hole, there was glass all around my bed. I just like left all the lights out and went to the – Army crawled in your undies? Yeah, living room.

But then like as I'm like – because I was delirious as I'm like waking up. I'm like there's got to be something in my room that caused it. It looked like the size of a baseball almost. So then I looked on the floor and I found that. And then I called the police. Wow, the conspiracy. Now, what I'm upset about is I asked a question and then Chin derailed my question with another question. And you only answered Chin's question.

I didn't hear your question. So my question was, did it make a mark in the other wall across? No, I found it on the floor at the other wall across? Oh, yeah. Did it keep going? I found it on the floor at the foot of the bed. Hold on. You got to keep the head on because now you just look ridiculous. I know.

I needed to drink the water. It looked like you lost on the Masked Singer. What's that one? I looked like what? I looked like what? I didn't hear. You're on the Masked Singer. It's like they go, it's Chris D''Elia All the judges would be like

What the fuck Now the conspiracy is There's another podcast producer That was trying to put a hit out on Nick He's like little update guys Try taking Nick out It's Jamie who's like Nick's moving up

I did fall asleep watching Kill Tony and Cam Patterson. I think I manifested gang violence. Shout out Cam Patterson fans. Do you think that was a gang situation? I think someone shot from the one. Behind those buildings that were up there, there's the 101. And my only theory is someone shot out their window randomly. Yeah, I mean, it's got to be a random thing.

Was it Redman? You think it was? Yeah. Hold on. You were watching Kill Tony? Dude, you watch other podcasts and shit? Do you? I don't watch shit.

I don't watch. I'll listen. Oh, really? I watch Kill Tony and Take Your Shoes Off. I love Rick Glassman. Yeah, yeah. Rick's great, yeah. He's great, yeah.

I don't want shit. I was just thinking about this. Somebody was saying, who was it? Gary Owen? I can't remember. I saw was just thinking about this somebody was saying who was it Gary Owen I can't remember I was look I saw an Instagram video and he was like I watched so many podcasts and I was like whoa You do much time. I don't think of comics. I get maybe two podcasts a week. Well, I'm driving Right. Yeah, you listen, right? Yeah, I don't know a lot of different types of pocket. No, no, I know It's not not necessarily a comedy podcast, but that's what made me think of it. I'm like, well, I don't listen to anybody.

I don't listen to any comedy podcast. Right. Nobody else's. I don't listen to any. But if I was going to, it would be like a murder one or something. That's what I'm saying. Kristen falls asleep to those murder ones. Yeah, me too.

You just wake up in her hand. It's like on your hand. Dude, I could not. I can't remember a time that it was harder for me to wake up than today. Today, I couldn't wake up, dude. It looks like this character is just taking a black dick to his mouth. Just like, oh, God. You think you're in REM sleep and just.

Maybe. I woke up and Calvin was just singing a song. Kristen was getting ready. Because Calvin was in our bed. We wake up and he's like like singing a song. Kristen was getting ready. Because Calvin was in our bed. You know, we wake up and he's... Do your kids do that, by the way? Tiger will. He'll jump in.

So every night or what? No. How often? Once a month. Oh, fuck. They'll jump in each other's bed. Oh, okay. That's cool.

See, what I don't understand is Calvin... I don't... I wake up and he's in there. I don't wake up when he gets in. So I can't be like, buddy, we got to go back into your bed. So like, I don't. It's a damp one. He's been there 45 minutes.

He's a what? That's what I'm saying. He's already set up camp. I'm all comfy and shit. But he's not, he's been there more than 45 minutes. That's what I mean. He's got a little fire going. Yeah.

I know, dude. And it's like, so I'm like, I like i don't know what dude look in my eyes here not these eyes this guy's looking at me like i'm really randall full method acting here dude you're randall he's full-on looking at randall's eyes is he gonna camouflage and disappear now i just see randall with a crystalia voice um yeah but i i don't know dude i just like i i don't know if it's a bad parenting or what like i don't it's all good don't put too much stress on yourself i know but i want him to get used to be able to tell you something well i feel like you should enjoy this time now it's beautiful because in like six or seven years he's gonna be like i don't want to do that you know yeah he's gonna be like you know

that's just what happened he's like i don't know dad drop me off over here yeah i know oh man so i'm gonna laugh when he does that shit because I remember that shit, you know? Yeah, me too. As a kid, like, Dad, come on. I'm good here. I'm good here. Dude, I told my dad when I was like in my teens, I said to my dad, my dad said, hey, how come you don't want to like hang out with me like you used to anymore?

And I said, it's only going to last a few years. Don't worry. It'll get better and you'll be cool again. Cut you 30 years later. No, no, no. Then I came back from college and was like, hey, I want to think of him again. He's went to him again he's like man you were right yeah weird yeah i was really smart as a kid it sounds like you were your dad's like thank you for that knowledge i was you know it's weird i was only child single parent and i so like i just didn't i had such a different experience

yeah like i was like such a i was a loner. I was building tents by myself in the living room, doing things like that. You know, like just like, you know, my mom was off work and I was just taking care of myself for a lot of times. Little MacGyver. Yeah,

dude. I was doing all kinds. It is what it is though, you know? It's not sad if you have a lot of love. Yeah. Oh yeah. It's also all you know too.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's the, what I, so that's what I'm thinking about like right now. Like it's like, okay, what am I going to do? Like what is the experience I'm going to give? So that's why I'm like, I got to just's like, okay, what am I going to do?

What is the experience I'm going to give? So that's why I'm like, I got to just make sure I'm present, whatever it is like that. I have no ill will towards my mom because she gave me a great life. We went to Europe. I got anything I wanted. See, that's awesome. You know what I mean? But what I'm saying is I realized that being there.

I realized my mom never went to my basketball games or stuff like that. But I knew it was like she was working all day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Also, were you any good? Yeah. If you were good, it makes sense. I was all league, baby. I heard a cool quote the other day.

It was something like, I'm going to paraphrase it, but it was something like, your kids won't necessarily, you don't have to go do special shit with them. They don't necessarily remember those specific events. They just remember that you were there. You were there, yeah.

And that made me emotional. I was like were there, yeah. And that like almost, that was like made me emotional. I was like, damn, yeah. Yeah. Because today I woke up and I was sitting with Calvin and we were just kind of like watching cartoons and I was just holding them.

And I was like, we're not really doing anything, but like, I bet this is like so, it's awesome for me, but like I'm like, man, I remember this shit with my dad

just kind of like being there. The best. You know, yeah. Well, I want you to also try to put your phone down. I was watching Rob the Robot, dude. Okay, good. You know, I was making content with my kid on Instagram there. The best. You know, yeah. I want you to also try to put your phone down. I was watching Rob the Robot, dude. Okay, good.

You know, I was making content with my kid on Instagram, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd come and do a TikTok dance, dude. I was just like, this is special. I put it down. You got to dress up more often.

Brenda's on a roll today. Goku's funny, bro. Goku's cool. I just found out about Goku okay wait hold on I had this conversation it's gonna be

in one of my tour reports for sure because we got footage of it I was in wherever I was on the road Denny

the guy who you know I bring on the road comes to us time before me he is hilarious I said super

wait do you guys you do you know it right you know Dragon Ball Z no no okay

so I said Super... You know what Super Saiyan is? Yes. Okay. I said Super... Oh, we got dorks over here. I said Super Saiyan.

I don't know. I don't know. And they go, wait a minute, bro. No, no, no. What is that? And I said, what is what? I didn't know how to say it. And they said, it's Super Saiyan.

I'm not surprised. You always get shit wrong. Okay. Jedi power and neo power. Fair enough. You're super saiyan it wrong. I made that joke in my head and then didn't say it because it's not good. And you hate it.

Randall is an asshole. Randall is an asshole. Randall is an asshole. Randall is an asshole. It's not a good book. This is not. No, it's really a character. Randall's an asshole. It's a cartoon. So, he was. Denny said, dude, everybody knows what Super Saiyan is. Do you know? And how to pronounce it.

Never heard it. Okay. Is that when they go like crazy mode? When they go. And they get all. So, we have one giant Dragon Ball Z back here. Who do you think it is? Let's play who's into Dragon Ball Z.

What'd you say? We have one giant Dragon Ball Z fan. Yeah. But just look at you to assume Chin, right? I know what Kev's into. Just going off their costumes, Chin's the cooler. You know what I mean? That's true.

Chin's not really even trying with this costume. He was like, I don't want to be an asshole. Chin, are you an 80s doctor? No, he's a fucking dude. Everyone else here guessed. He's either Miami Vice or, yeah, there you go. Which character? Don Johnson?

Yeah, well, that's what I would think. I thought it was like the Korean remake of Miami Vice, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Miami Rice. Miami Rice. That has to be the title. Miami Rice. Miami Rice.

So racist, but oh my God, I got to see that. I hate jokes like that. I think Eric was gone two weeks ago. Chris recommended food for don johnson and arowan oh i did yeah oh were you not here no don johnson was at arowan dude he's just like he was there what's this and i look over his fucking don johnson and i'm and they're like oh that's the cod and i and i was like man in my head i'm like the cod's really good don john doesn't john johnson doesn't know it i'm gonna tell him i hey, man, just so you know, that's really good.

He's like, oh, it is? I said, yeah. He said, all right, thanks. Yeah, I'll get the cod. You put him in his movie, his next movie. Yep. Now I'm going to be in Miami Vice. Miami Vice.

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I know, I know. They keep universes alive now because of Marvel. Everybody's like, let's just keep it in its name shit. I know. I just didn't know Nash Bridges was. An hour and 22 minute runtime. The boys are back.

That's a Pixar movie. That is a kid's movie. It's just real quick. Is that the General Lee in the back? Look at that. 2021. But was that show big

back in the day? It was on for a bunch of seasons. Was it on the network? It was on CBS a bunch of seasons. On US Network? It was on CBS originally. My grandma and I watched it a lot. I guess so. It's a USA Network movie.

All right. You know what's weird now? I feel like movies. Imagine if that came out in the theaters. I feel like when you think about movies, now it's like, oh, I got to watch this on Paramount, Netflix, or something like that. Because who wants to sit? If it's something that you're not so interested in, I can't even imagine going to the theater.

No, you're not driving. No. This new DiCaprio movie? I'll go to the theater for that. This shit is three hours. Yeah, but it's too long, dude. It's three hours. Okay, so, all right, let's just say,

I'd like to go see that movie in the theater, but then I hear it's three and a half hours. It's three and a half hours. Yeah. I think, well, I have to wait to come home. What if I want to pause it and get something to eat? I don't't want to sit in the theater if you go to seven o'clock movie with previews you're about you're gonna get home around home at 3 30 a.m yeah your night's over but you gotta pee you're gonna miss some of it like am i crazy no i feel like it's a it's the

mentality has changed because i'm 40 i'm also i'm 43 i'm not 22 but if you know if i'm thinking of it 22 22 is like what? Nobody's going to see it. Dude, I love a good movie. I'm all about sitting in a movie, watching a good movie. But it's like everything's different now. But, dude, the freaking last Batman movie was three hours. Okay, so hold on.

I can do three hours if I really want to. But three and a half, bro? That's almost four hours. Well, first of all all it is because now they're showing previews minimum 20 minutes bro four hours i don't do anything for four hours yeah what is um uh what is um did the movie do well yeah it did well lost to taylor swift though with her movie well here's the other thing but here's why it lost to taylor swift taylor swift because three and a half hour you can only do a certain amount of showings in a day.

Dude, there's that, and then also I think you've got to be over 40. Do you understand how crazy this is? That she has the highest grossing concert of all time. People were going to see it, and then they're going to see it again in the movies? That's pretty wild. Must be good. What did she do? So she movies? That's pretty wild. Must be good. What'd she do? So she won?

That's just this weekend. Her debut was the biggest. I didn't even know she had a movie coming out. But it's a movie of her concert. I mean, I know she's not playing a character, bro. God damn it, Goku. You know what I'm saying? It's a movie of her.

Would you consider a movie, though? It's the Heiress Tour. No, it's like a concert film or whatever. Holy shit, opening day weekend, 132. Dude, that's crazy. That other movie, wait, wait, find that other movie. I don't think that movie did well. It did 23 million.

That's not that good. You're looking at the wrong thing. Opening, yeah. No, that's right. Domestic International, so worldwide. It was second to Taylor Swift, but there's also not that many movies. Well, this is going to have a tremendous drop-off the next weekend. Maybe.

But sometimes these movies people still go see, though, because they didn't get to it. It's not going to be like one of these movies that's going to be like, you know, $300, $400, $500 million. It's like, this is it. Then it's going to be on HBO in like a month. And I'll see it then. Which is fine. I'm not knocking it. No, no, no. I know. I know. This is the new formula, unless it's like, you know. So this like a month and i'll see which is fine i'm not knocking it no no i know i know this is the new formula unless it's like you know so this movie made uh this movie probably cost

200 million dollars you know what maybe not i don't know maybe not a shit ton well no i was thinking because those actors yeah but sometimes they'll make not for not for a scorsese yeah these kind of guys they just doing it to try to win oscars yeah i be like, I'll do it for $100,000, that kind of thing. Yeah, but it definitely cost $100 million, this movie. $200 million. There you go. Yeah, so they're fucked. Largest amount ever spent on a film shot in Oklahoma.

That's a weird stat. What a record. What were the other movies? That's a weird stat, right? That's what I'm saying. I don't even think Oklahoma was shot in Oklahoma. Next closest is Tulsa King. There's no way they're going to make that money back.

No way. I bet they make the $200 million. No way. Over the duration of the movie. Worldwide? No, dude. I don't think so. Worldwide?

No way. Why don't people in other places care about what we did to the Indians? Because we're in America. There's no way that'll make $200 million. And also, that's not including advertising, right? No, I think that's all part of the budget. Is it? Okay.

Well, here's the thing. If it gets nominated for 15 Oscars, then maybe eventually it'll make its money back. It doesn't have enough black people to get nominated. It's got the Indian lady. Not all art is about just making money. No, I know. I know. I know. I know.. No, I know. I know. I know.

I know. No, no. I know. What the fuck, man? What up, dude? Sometimes it ain't about just money. Dude, I'm not saying it. Well, first of all, it definitely is with this shit.

Maybe not for Scorsese. No, no. But for the production company, it is. For the studio, it is. For Martin, though. He's... Martin? Well, I know him personally.

Who? Marty. Martin. Oh, God. Yeah, but Scorsese's like Belichick right now, where it's like... Yeah, do no wrong. Grandfather did. But then you're kind of like, oh, you're losing again?

Yeah. You know what I mean? It's like, can't we leave at some point? Every movie you make is losing money. At a certain point, you need to retire. But Leonardo doesn't miss either. Think of a movie. Think of a movie Think of a movie

Blood Diamond All of the movies he's done Has been good Solid Blood Diamond No that was good You didn't like it? I passed on it

That was when he started To do this thing Where he has to die In every movie Really? Yeah Literally every movie After that

Does he die in it? I forget Yeah he dies in the end He died in Shutter Island He died in Departed He died in Shutter Island No he doesn't die in Shutter Island. I think so. I think he died. No, he found out he was crazy.

Yeah, he gets the lobotomy. Spoiler. So his brain was dead. And he doesn't die in Catch Me If You Can. No, no, that was when he was... Prior. That's the good stuff. It was when he was chasing Oscars is when he started to be like, well, I guess I gotta die. Did he die in the Reverend? He almost did.

What do you call it? Well, the He almost did. What do you call it? Well, The Revenant. And what I call it. The Reverend. But you know what movie I was talking about, right? Yeah, man. Then shut up. All right.

I acquiesce. I didn't even know this was a thing that he dies in a lot. Quick and the Daily. What is that? Total Eclipse. Roman Juliet. No shit. Titanic. No shit.

Departed. Yes. Great movie. Blood Diamond. Hard Pass. No, it's good. Janger. Yeah.

Man, he does die a lot. Janger. Thank you. Thank you. I didn't make this shit up. I'm trying does die a lot. Janger. Thank you. Thank you. I didn't make this shit up. I'm trying to tell you this is his thing. Don't look up is the last one he died in. I'm trying to tell you this is his thing.

He dies in Don't Look Up? Yeah. I watched half of that. I think everybody does. I haven't seen it, but isn't that what it's about? You know what, dude? I think he looked up. That movie was not good.

Don't Look Up. He missed. It movie was not good. Don't look up. He missed. It didn't look good. Personally, I'm not a huge fan of when it's just Leonardo in a movie. I think he's best when he's in a more ensemble. He's like 2 Chainz where he comes in. You don't want him on his own. I don't want a whole album for 2 Chainz.

I don't need a whole 2 Chainz album. I like him doing the hot thing. The features. But that's what Don't Look Up is. Leonardo and Will Ferrell, I feel the same way about. I like when they just come in, do some stuff, and get the fuck out. I don't know, man. When does Leonardo do that? He's always the guy.

Well, Departed. Right, right. Departed, Catch Me If You Can. He was really good. Dude, I re-watched Departed. It was really- Oh, it's great. I was like, because I remember watching it thinking like, oh, it was good. And dude I rewatched Departed it was really oh it's great I was like because I remember

watching it thinking like oh it was good and then everyone started talking about how amazing it was and I was like alright but I rewatched it

and it was really really good it's based off Whitey Bulger it's a true story well it's based off of a this is the weird thing

about that movie it's based off of a movie from Hong Kong that was the biggest movie in Hong Kong and so they wanted to remake it

but then they also say it's also about Whitey Bulger. Did you know about this? No. It makes no sense. Jack Nicholson plays Whitey Bulger. That's his character. Did you even listen

to what I just said? Yeah, I'm just saying. No, I'm saying to him he didn't know. I know you're saying it. In Hong Kong, it was the biggest movie. All right, I hear you.

But this shit actually happened in Boston, dude. Well, that didn't actually happen. I need you to spend a day in this costume. I need to have somebody film you. Because I want to see you at Coffee Bean being like, you know, I said two sugars. What are we doing here? I feel like you have freedom right now.

Like, you're just like, you know what? I could just be. It's that whole, like. I could be my. This is me. When you put a mask on a person, they become way worse. Yeah, yeah. I'm behind the computer is what I am.

Yeah, you're a troll. Yeah, I'm a troll. You're a troll, baby. You're a troll for Halloween. Oh, my God. This is stupid to say it's stolen from that because it's basically a guy. No, it's not stolen. It's a spy.

No, no. It's exactly. It's remade. It's legitimately remade. Look it up. I watched it. I watched it. Of course you did legitimately remade. Look it up. I watched it. I watched it and then I watched Departed. It's the same movie.

And so for them to be like, it's also about Whitey Bulger. But even their movie was loosely based on the Winter Hill Gang. No, it wasn't. That's what it just said. It just said, yeah. It did? Yes. Internal Affairs.

Wait. Internal Affairs also loosely based on real life Blastin' Winter Hill Gang. I'll give it up. They kind of seem like two different sentences. Wait, that says Departed. It says it is both a remake of the 2002 and also loosely based. Yeah, exactly. That's what I'm saying.

No, go back, Nick. I thought I saw what you said, too. Look. Listen, the word loosely might as well not even be. It Might as well not even be It might as well not even be You know what I mean? I'm loosely my dad

Right, right Yeah, yeah, yeah That's what we're talking about I'm not my dad Yeah, dude Loosely is like, you know Yeah You know, no one wants that in the description of anything

I don't at all But people are suckers, bro You're loosely handsome You know what I mean? That gets me What are we talking about? When it says true story. That's what I'm saying.

It's bullshit. Every horror movie loosely based. It didn't happen. There's no ghosts. I'm with you on that. Wait, what did I just watch? Insidious. The new Insidious.

The Red Door is back. I wanted to watch it on the plane. I wish I would have. I watched it on the plane. I live for bad it on the plane. I wish I would have. I watched it on the plane. This is why I live for bad movies on an airplane. Bro, it's actually tremendously bad. Really? It's by far the worst one.

Even on the plane, I was like, man, I might have to turn this off. It's boring. But still, I'm waiting to find one worse than this Bruce Willis space movie I saw on the plane. What is it? I forgot the name of it, but there's nothing worse than this movie. It's like current Bruce Willis? Yeah, yeah. Like not current, current.

You saw the new Matrix? No, one of the movies. You know what I'm saying? My mom will be the co-star. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's hilarious. The whole movie, they're just like, what are we doing here? No, but it was like.

They're just holding their sides. Actions going on. On a submarine. It's like their mom isn't even moving, and it's somebody that's clearly not them speaking. That're just holding their sides. Actions going on. On a submarine. It's like their mouth isn't even moving. And it's somebody that's clearly not them speaking. That's what it would be. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but Bruce Willis was in like.

Look at all the names of them. Well, they tried to pump them out because. Was it Apex? His family tried. He wanted to make the most money because. Check Apex. Apex is right there. It's kind of a sad story.

It's fucking. It was really sad. Yeah. Oh, that was it, right? That's one of the. That might be it. Well, look at the poster, dude. it, right? That's one of the – that might be it. Well, look at the poster, dude. Dude, what I'm saying is when you're on a plane – oh, like I told you, I just watched – I can't wait for Fast and the Furious X Part 2 to come out.

It's out. Part 2 is out? No. Oh, no, I'm saying – Because that was a – I got it, got it, got it. I got to wait for Part 2. Yeah, yeah.

Part 2 because like the way the cliffhanger that it ended on, I just – you know. I got to know. I can't wait for the next one. You got to wait for part two. Yeah, yeah. Part two, because the way the cliffhanger that it ended on, I just, you know. I got to know. You can't wait for the next one. You got to know. I have to know what happens. Man, I watched the new Mission Impossible. It's not bad, right? No, it's not bad.

That's what I'm telling you. But it's a little corny on the... Yeah, well, that's 100% true. No, it's not. Oh, no, no, no. That woman in that movie is so hot. Nah. When's the last time you've seen it?

Because when I was younger, I was like... He doesn't understand. What's the hottest someone has ever looked? Well, her. Yeah, she never looked hotter than there. That's what we're saying. We're not saying she's the hottest person in the movie. No, no, no.

This is just the hottest she's looked. Yeah, that makes sense. It's like if we did a thing like the hottest someone's looked on this podcast. Yeah, boo. Right now. You know what I mean? So that's the best

she looked. Dude, she was, no, she was so hot in that movie. Kate Beckinsale, no, she's been way hotter. Yeah, she's been, she's hotter.

Way hotter. She's pretty good in that though. That's pretty hot though. That's hands down. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Jack off material. First of all, she's hot anyway. Don't say jack off material. Jack off material First of all she's hot anyway Don't say jack off material

Jack off material No she's hot yeah Don't say jack off material and then touch the dick What I don't like is they say No no no Michelle Pfeiffer probably one of the most beautiful women in the world ever Come on bro You don't cover her face You don't cover her face.

You don't cover her face. That's crazy. Pretty hot there. On this thread, there's another picture where she looks immaculate. Amazing. There you go. Who's that, by the way? I don't know.

That would bum me out if that was my picture. What movie is that, though? You could just take any of her movies, do like this. That movie is from Brad Pitt where they're shooting each other. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a good one. Yes, in the mask, yep. But that was her first movie.

So that was when she was her youngest. Is that what we're saying? That sucks. She was super hot. Who's that? Alicia Cuthbert. Alicia, Alicia.

Cut harder or something? Cuthbert. Good God. Oh, hell yeah. Yeah, baby. Oh, man. This, oh, but Darrell, her? No, yeah. Monica Bellucci? Yeah, she. Oh, man. Her? No.

Yeah. Monica Bellucci? Yeah, she's hot, too. Bro. Also, she was like 45 there. I was just about to say. That's a badass old bitch right there. She was 45?

Oh, Nick retweeted it. This is my answer. Oh, Fred Flintstone? The Flintstones? Halle Berry? What a coincidence. We have Fred Flintstone here. Halle Berry. Dude, coincidence. We have Fred Flintstone here. But Halle Berry.

Dude, girl. But the hottest moment for Halle Berry was probably in, what's that one with? Swordfish. Swordfish. Where she took her top off. I'm with Flintstones, dude. Where she took her top off? Actually, I actually thought she was hotter the scene right before that.

Where the guy walks in and she's just in her bra and panties and she's just being natural. That scene was ridiculous. She goes like this. Here's just in her bra and panties and she's just being natural that scene was ridiculous she goes like this here's my titties my titties are gone it was like why would you do that because they did and they paid her like a million extra or something to do it yeah oh yeah that yeah she's so that's what i'm saying that was the like to me i'll still take flintstones man oh my bro what are you because i'm strong and i'm growing. Wow. Toned up. When I was in middle school and we had Napster and dial up internet, I downloaded the sex scene

off Monsters Ball. Monsters Inc. Yeah. Monsters Ball. It's Billy Bob Thornton and her. And she's like, I don't know. It's hot.

Oh, wow. That got creepy. Nick Bale from that. Nick has a boner in his turkey outfit Don't stand up now You know he started thinking about it It's hot

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Megan Fox. Oh, Megan Fox in... Fast and Furious, first one. No, no, that's for kids. Jennifer's Body. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bite me. What, what, what? Bite me, girl girl she was good in this other one well

she was like a secret agent Jeffery she's so bad what's we're called homegirl who played Marilyn Monroe on Netflix yeah Ana de Armas bro don't don't do that too long man my boat is at 9000 you and that stupid outfit doing that is the best yeah Ana de Armas is really hot

but she she was hot she's been hotter in other movies no before the Marilyn Manson Marilyn Monroe oh she was in Marilyn Manson too

she was in the Beautiful People the Beautiful People movies no before the maryland manson maryland monroe oh she was in maryland manson too she was in the beautiful people yeah the beautiful people um what the fuck was she who else anna de armas in wait she's way hotter in in real life at a brown brown hair though do as maryland monroe it is breathtaking all alright don't say dude that's what gay guys say and old people yeah I was just beside myself

that's what you say come on bro no I'm not arguing well the thing is no no but the thing is but when you're when they make someone

try to look like someone else yeah who are we saying is hot is Marilyn Monroe hot? Both of them. Randall's hot. Randall's hot. Goku is sexy as shit, bro.

Hell yeah. Fred is just Fred. Fred's good, you know. We've seen this guy before. Speaking of handsome. What's up, Golden Hour? Travis from Palm Beach. I got a question you guys can probably relate with.

When you guys were kids, Brendan probably jumped over fences getting one, and Eric might have got stuck or fell over a fence, and then Chris probably gave himself one to be cool. We're talking about scars, and I'm listening to you guys right now, and Nick says he just got hit in the face playing basketball, and of course, I can relate because three days ago, I got hit with an elbow, so I got five stitches. I got a scar a couple years ago on the chin. So scars, are they cool? King it or sting it? Thanks for the show.

Let me know. Scars are free tattoos for life. First of all, first of all, first of all, just this fat shit. No, no, no, no, no. This was later in life. Okay? Up to when I was 26, when I tore my ACL playing basketball, okay? I was very athletic.

You had a league, okay? Thank you. So all y'all, fuck off, okay? When you get 51, all right, you'll – life happens, okay? So, yes, I have a scar. It didn't just happen when you were 51, but yeah. No, it did. I mean, maybe 42. And and by the way fuck you um i have a scar right

here from like playing on like when we used to have to play on playgrounds when they're metal and they were metal yeah oh bro it's so dangerous yeah so i was on a metal thing cracked my skull on like you know you know hell yeah and then I was just walking around with like, you know, you didn't even know. You know, people see you and go like, you know what I mean? So yeah, I have this scar right here. You know what the most injuries happen on the playground? Monkey bars.

Number one place for injuries for kids. Crazy. To this day. Dude, I watched a kid fall off the monkey bars onto the ladder part, and it went in his anus and balls, you know? Doug. I'll never forget it.

His name was Doug. And he just fell, and he goes, dude, he just fell on the thing, dude. And he goes, dude, and he didn't make any noise. It hurt so bad. Yeah, it hurt so bad. And, dude, I pretended like I didn't see it. Yeah, okay. I saw Instagram videos.

I didn't want to help. It was like this thread about kids doing crazy things. So this one kid, you know those little Nerf gun things? So this little kid, he takes the Nerf gun and he points it at his balls and shoots himself. He just went like this. And then he just freaked out. Oh my God, dude. You got any scars from the challenge?

Yeah, but I mean. He's still dealing with it. Falling on rollerblades and shit, that kind of stuff. Nothing crazy. I got this scar here. My brother, he went to anger management, but growing up, I did something. I don't want to mess around. He took my head and rammed it into the brick wall.

That's crazy, bro. So I had to go to the emergency room. that is crazy yeah crazy so you have this huge scar head stitches there a really bad one is i was playing on the you know those you know those mini hoops they had they had like the stand we're playing outside and i don't know who did it took the rubber end off so it's just like the sharp blade and. And I dunked. They were like, but you can't dunk. I was like, boom. And then I fell, and the bar went through my, like up through the skin. It was like up top here. Oh, my God.

And then my mom, she's wild. She was like, you don't need to go to the doctor. Oh, my. She was like, just sit down. I was like, all right, you're right. And then I have this huge scar there. Oh, my God. I have scars all over.

That's just a money issue. Oh, my mom was like, toughen up. Yeah, yeah. She was right. I may have a huge dent in my leg. Oh, my mom was like, toughen up. Yeah, yeah. She was right. I may have a huge dent in my leg. Yeah, but that's cool though. Yeah. And it still didn't stop you from being a professional athlete.

Yeah. I wish you would have took me. I broke bones and stuff. I never broke a bone. Oh, wow. Yeah. Wow. I've only broke fingers.

Never in my nose. What? Nothing. No legs, arms. What? The only thing that's happened to me seriously is tearing my ACL. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's not a bone, though.

You guys broke bones? Nick broke a bone. Just my foot during football. I'm going to break a bone tomorrow. Yeah, yeah. Someone's going to break his bone. That's what, guys. I had a lot of cosmetic things.

Trampoline accidents. Yeah, I broke my collarbone. Casey, you definitely broke shit. I broke my thumbs and my nose, too. That's what guys. I had a lot of cosmetic things. Trampoline accident. Yeah. I broke my collar. You definitely broke but no, no. He got hit in the face with a beer bottle and broke his teeth out. Oh my God.

Oh my God. What about you chin? Yeah. I mean, look at my Oh wow. You broke your pinky because I got jumped multiple times and one

guy was like, give me that fuck boys. When he got out of the when he jumped him into the gang and then no, I was never in a gang casino. one guy was like give me that always when he got out of there when they jumped him into the gang and then no i was never in a gang casino one guy was like get that pinky yeah get a pinky no no that's me trying to get the assailant me falling down wrong and i broke through my neck had to prove himself it was like you want in and they had to go like this i want in all right all right you're in the boy band. Tell me why. We don't care how you sing.

Break your fucking pinky. Turns out he's a good singer. But no one, you broke anything? This guy doesn't listen to me, huh? So by the whole thing started. You said you broke your collarbone? Yes. But the whole combo started because I was saying I broke both. I know you asked, but I thought you said you were saying youbone yes but the whole combo started because i was

saying i know you asked but i i thought you said you were saying you did it i said i did it but i said you've only broken bones and stuff that's how the whole conversation started oh we were talking about you didn't break bones we're talking about scars and i said i've broken bones and stuff but besides the collarbone what else That's what else he broke. That's it. I think that's it. So not bones. Bone. One bone.

Yeah, I broke one bone. I think that's it. I might have broken. Oh, no, I didn't break my arm, but I had a hard sprain. As a kid. Yeah, yeah, as a kid. Yeah. Too bad.

I needed a cast on my elbow. I don't know if I broke it, but I fucked it. God, casts suck. I can't tell you how many times I've sprained my ankle terribly. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's like horrible. You know?

Dude, sprained ankle is the most bitch shit. You try, though. Like, I was playing basketball. Your ankle, you know? Then you want to come out. You're like, tape it up. Tape it up. But it's just, oh.

And then you limp for however long. They say it's better to break your ankle. you know, then you want to come out, you're like, tape it up, tape it up. But it's just. And then you limp for however long. They say it's better to break your ankle. Yes. Oh, really? Than a bad sprain. Than a bad sprain, yeah. Because of how it heals. Bro, my first time ever, college football, right before training camp, was playing basketball,

rolled my ankle, the worst I've ever rolled it. It swells up like an elephant. I come home, you know, my dad doesn't know. He's old school. And he goes, maybe just jog it off. Why don't you go for a long run? You're kidding me. Yeah, and I was like, all right.

I was like 18. I went for a long run. I came back, and it was like this. It's like the moment. I missed the entire training camp. Is that one of the first moments you realized you're not supposed to listen to your parents? Dude, jog it off? I was like.

That's like something you hear in the 20s. Yeah. Now I think he was doing it on purpose. Don't want to see me shot. In the 80s is crazy. 90s, right? Yeah. 90s.

People don't know, man. He was like. You hear something about like how blood flow helps injuries. Yeah. Yeah. So that's one of those things. People don't realize like adrenaline's going in. So you still.

Right. You know what I mean? So you still keep going. Well, I fucking work out a lot. Anything else, Nick? No injuries.

Yeah. I do 50 fucking pull-ups and then I do my workout. So you do the math. And then when I'm done, I do fucking 30 more pull-ups. And, but I add the pushups. Just one pull-up would be a victory for me.

Well, dude, I mean, they're really hard. They're really hard. They're really hard. You do 50 in a row? Well, no, dude, I mean, they're really hard. They're really hard. You do 50 in a row? Well, no, no, no.

Hold on. I can't do them nonstop. See, I was trying to be cool. I thought you were saying you did it nonstop. Oh, fuck no. 50? Bro, no way. Well, you kind of implied that.

Yeah, you did. I was like, damn. I was like, damn, Chris is getting fucking strong. No, no, no. I said I do 50 pull-ups. Was this over 30 days? No, no, no. I do 50 pull-ups.

It's over two months. And then I do my 30 day. It's over two months, no. I said I do 50 pull-ups. Was this over 30 days? No, no, no. I do 50 pull-ups. It's over two months. And then I do my 30 days. It's over two months, Tom Perry. How many sets? You do a set of four? I do 10. 10. Five sets of 10.

Yeah. That's good. They're tough. They're really hard. Yeah. At the end, it's a set of six. 50's a lot. You're using your legs.

The bar is right there I just jump now that's not just about arm strength right there's some core no it's back core back and arms

definitely arms bro it's the best thing you do I heard a guy yeah dude pull up if you have one exercise what would you do pull ups

I would do burpees or deadlift but I love the fucking pull ups I do deadlift but burpees are fucking pull ups I'd do deadlift but burpees are killing it would work your whole body this is really interesting don't say body

dude it would work your whole body I heard a guy he's good with Goku man he's good he's funny with him dude you gotta dress up every day now

you're super sane I'm over this in the comedy store oh my god can you imagine please film that. That would be great. New comedy.

And then you're like, it's not working well. You're just like, you know, I was really hilarious. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, my friends told me to do this. Fred Flintstone and Randall said I was funny. Randall told me to do this. You know, I'll try this with the comedy mothership. I would be Fred Flintstone now because, you know, that's how they would do it.

Yeah. What do you mean? Oh, oh, oh. Yeah, yeah. In Hollywood? You got to make it woke. Oh, that's how they would do it. Yeah. What do you mean? Oh, oh, oh. Yeah, yeah. In Hollywood? You gotta make it woke. Oh, yeah. You'd be a woke

Fred Flintstone. Yeah. You need to start fucking guys first. You know? At least say you do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right.

All right. Hey, whatever to make it. Don't drop me with a good time. It's been through a lot, Nick. If you had to choose, it'd probably be fuck to fuck. Yeah.

Fuck, marry, kill? Obviously Kevin. What are we doing? No. Nah, right now? No. I don't know. Casey's looking pretty cute back there.

Casey looks good with his... He's the littlest. Nah, Nick, you're out. Nick looks like his ass would stink. You're in a fucking... You got shot at. You got a black eye. Yeah, dude.

I'm not fucking you, bro. Nick's like an alley cat, dude. He's just like... Honestly, I'm... Nick's like... Dude, I'm... I'm shocked Nick is alive. Like, you know what I mean?

Every year is a victory for this guy. He's that one dog you got from the pound that won't die. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Has all the problems? You're like, fuck, he ate an entire bowl of staples?

I used to watch King and Sting and I'd be like, that guy's gonna die. You do watch other podcasts. No, I never watched it. Okay,

Nick, what you got? This fucking outfit, man. I'm so stupid got so this is from our very own George Harris he used to rap when he was back in Ohio this is kg huh this is keto George yeah yeah I didn't know he's to rap oh and this is a Halloween rap no way look 280 views it's gonna blow up now though it says hollywood Halloween single it's not bad 500 by Friday morning no bitch oh so you know that we meet look on your girl making the ski it's Halloween put a hole in her sheet.

They say they love, it's just a lust. You know that I am just trying to bust. Yo, man, find out that the punch to the gut. Yo, hoe is nasty like cigarette butt. I like this. He said bullshit. He was the only. I'm not mad at it at all. That's him?

But this is when he was like chunky as fuck. Yeah. Get it back. Have you seen that video? Have you seen that video? Big pun. Have you seen that video have you seen that video have you seen that video of this new big fat black rapper girl like oh my god i missed that man yeah my algorithm done showing that shit you don't see that dude your your rap album was dope that's good it was

really good george yeah why'd you stop why is this yeah what what happened uh i don't't know. That was what I did back in the day when I was 450 pounds. Didn't have much else to do. You just sat there like Jabba the Hutt and spit raps, Doug. I know. That's how Lizzo started. I was on the Thick Boy album when I came out here. That was the last time I rapped. Damn.

Me and Browse. That was good. Yeah, and he's a rapper. Who was the guy with you? Those are just two of my buddies back in high school. Were they also chubby? No, they were just like nerdy. Oh, it'd be cool if it was like Big Pun and the Terror Squad.

How do you know? How do you know? You had the boots? Sure. Boogeyman, Boogeyman, Boogeyman. They're just like this. Like so good. Boogeyman, Boogeyman, Boogeyman.

It's just lips on the mic. Boogeyman, Boogeyman, Boogeyman, Boogeyman. I'm going to pass out. The blood just went to my head. That was really good, though, KG. Thank you. Thank you. That could have been you, dude.

You could have been Jelly Roll, and then you led to Lose. It could still be him. You're young. What are you talking about, dude? I love you, Jelly. Some of our music producers out there, they make songs and make beats. He done it himself. Chin has his own albums. Him and Lil' Brow's making music right now.

Our albums, yeah. Not my own. Bro, Chin said. What's that black dude that makes the beats? Reed. Oh, this guy. Oh, Neo. He's good.

Dude, this guy's like, he's sitting in front of the thing, and he's just like a savant with it. That guy's great. Shout out to him. Yeah, he's dope. And that was great, dude. Yeah, yeah. Great, buddy. Yo, look. Did you see that? Let's get that up to 100,000 views. Hold on. That guy's great. Shout out to him. Yeah, he's dope. And that was great, dude. Yeah, yeah. Great, buddy.

Let's get that up to 100,000 views. Hold on, Nick. So wait. Did you see the thing? Listen to the chin here. Oh, this is, dude. Eric sent this to the group chat. This is so funny, bro. Is this Slap Fight League in Syria? Dude, look at the way they're doing it. Oh, they just slap each other's tits?

That probably hurts so bad, dude. But the thing is, the question is, how do you know who won? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Also- Oh, that guy, the jump slap? Is the whole thing you're not supposed to block? I have no idea. It looks like they're- It looks like a date.

They should put a waltz song on this, and it would be really funny. How they decide. I bet that hurts so bad, yeah. That jump in titty slap? Yeah. Here's Jen. Brendan just sent me this. Wow.

I'm in Vegas, dude. Honestly, I swear to God, I do Molly for the first time. Me too. But it's like in time convertible you know you're driving in I'm just past the Vegas sign just like this no we're dressed like this I do like that but I'm already in the club and there's fucking rain coming in like they shoot water and I'm with my wife so you're like my wife and then mark is it dude yeah right and'm, I do like that. I'll fucking. Aw, thanks, friend.

That's awesome. That's good, right? Dude. No, that's awesome that you did that. Listen. And then I sit down in the booth, and then I just kind of start crying a little bit. Nobody knows. Yeah.

Because of my own shit, you know? And you're, like, everything around you is in slow motion, and you're just, like, at your table at the booth like this, you know? And then you realize you're wasting your life and it's really sad. Yeah, that's really good. Well, thank you guys. Is Browse going to be on that too?

It's me and Browse's album, yeah. That's really good. Thanks, guys. See, the thing about music is it makes me feel... Facial features. What? That should be Browse and Chin. That should be their rap. You know how crazy that is? That we connected and his name is... You gave him the name Browse.

I gave him Browse. And my name is Chin. I also gave you your name. Dude, facial features is a great name. You got a weird thing with faces, bro. Well, you're Nose. It's so true, this. I'm Nose. My name's Nose. Just Nose and my phone. What's up, Nose? No. I don't consent. But it's his phone who farted he farted no who did

i don't smell red i don't smell a fart dude really that was you whoever smelt it dealt it i don't believe that suit you probably let it go like an hour ago in this fucking Disney official suit. It's just seeping out now. Yeah. Well, that's how they get it ready. Somebody- Yeah, I called him Browse because-

Somebody parts in it. Remember when King's Team came on there, he had thick-ass eyebrows. You called him Lil' Browse, yeah. Yeah, Lil' Browse. What's up, Browse? I thought it was because of the browser. No, it's because he had heavy eyebrows. I didn't know that.

I thought it was because he likes to browse online. That's good. But he's like super- Oh, dude. The best. He's so talented. Lil' Browse. Yeah, yeah. No, I know. He's great. He's amazing. had heavy eyebrows. I thought it was because he likes to browse online. That's good. But he's like super, like the best. He's so talented. Lowbrows. Yeah, yeah. No, I know. He's great.

Yeah, no, I know that. Shane Smith rapped with him. I know. There you go. Well, you guys all, everyone did, right? You too, Eric? Yep, yep. Everyone's on the album.

Someone sent this in and asked about your guys' interactions with your neighbors. Yeah. This nice guy just brought his neighbor some sausage. Okay. You just made them yesterday. I just got them out of the smoker today. Cool. Put them in some Tupperware.

Cook one up when you're watching football. That's my whole idea. I cleaned my entryway out. It was a disaster. Yeah, yeah. If you have them in the Tupperware, that'd be a treat for you. You know, I just made them Sunday, and I've got them smoked today, and you're going to get some sticks over in the freezer for you

and some somersaults too, buddy. Cook up a few of them for you and the boy and have a nice meal. And you know, I've got about 100 pounds in the car, so let me know when they're gone. I'll fix you some more. And I want to tell you thank you for being such a beautiful neighbor. God bless you. I wish I had a neighbor like this.

He gives me sausage and fucking elk meat and shit. After that, he committed suicide. From sausage links. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's giving away all his sausages. Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Something's wrong. He's giving away all his sausages. Swinging with sausage links in his fucking attic. Dude,

if I had a neighbor like that, holy fucking shit, man. I don't even know. I actually don't even know how I fucking shit, man. I don't even know. I actually don't even know how I would deal with it. I don't know if it would be great or awful. But I will tell you this. I don't know one of my neighbors. Me neither.

Me neither. I don't know anyone. Are you shocked? I don't either, though. Who are they? If shit pops off, I don't know what. Are you shocked? I don't either, though. Who are they? I don't even. Shit pops off. I don't know what's going to happen.

I'll tell you right now, I don't even think in one of the houses somebody lives there. I remember living in a one-bedroom apartment a long time ago off, like, in Koreatown. And it was when that Northridge quake happened. Even in that apartment building, I didn't know any of my neighbors. Until, you know, everybody's outside. It's LA shit, though. Like, 17? You're like, oh, you were in there? quake happened yeah even in that apartment building yeah i didn't know any of my neighbors until you know everybody's outside it's l.a though like 17. yeah oh you were in it you know that's that's just it's like this la yeah it's l because in denver we knew what my neighbors well yeah all grown up your neighbors in your neighborhood if somebody rang your doorbell that's like you call the police you know what i'm saying yeah it like, this is not a thing that happens.

He's assuming they can get through the gate. That's like the Sebastian bit when he's like, where he does the whole SWAT team thing where he's like, you know, the doorbell rings, you know.

But the, yeah, I, well, that's why when we're moving to a place that's more of a, you know,

neighborhood, we'll know our neighbors then. It'll be fun. But it's just weird in LA, bro. It's so weird. Oh, strange, yeah. My neighbors, sometimes they go like, oh, Chris Lee. And I say, no, it's not me.

And I go inside. That's cool. Just any chance to do a dumb accent for him. He looks for his neighbors to say something. It's still you, but just a weird accent. It's not me. Dude, he does fart noises and disgusting shits. You didn't do a disgusting thing this episode yet.

There we go. There you go. You remind them. It would be good if you were close with your neighbors, though. Like, watch your stuff, grab the mail when you're gone. Yeah, it would be. It might be an older person thing, too, because, like, my mother-in-law and father-in-law,

they just moved into a house, and my father-in-law And father-in-law They just moved into a house And my father-in-law And their neighbor Best friend Yeah They every day Growing up I knew my neighbors Going on walks and shit

My wife's doctor said One of the things to do Is like you know When you go to these like Birthing classes And that kind of stuff Get to know people Who are in the same situation

For the moms Yeah You wait till he starts playing Like sports and stuff You're're going to make friends. I know, but... I know, you're sad. You'll have friends once your son gets in sports.

No, but I'm just saying, if you had a neighbor who also had a newborn or a kid under three, they can play together. That's what I'm saying. We do do that, actually. Somebody down the street. I'm lying. We do do that, actually. Somebody down the street. Yeah. I'm lying.

Doesn't Kirk Fox live like – I'm lying. Yeah. Kirk Fox, yeah. We became closer because we both have kids. Okay. There we go. There you go.

That got weird for some reason. No, not to me, dude. What's this? Last week, we were talking about Al Michaels not eating vegetables. Uh-huh. And serendipitously, Kevin was listening to i don't know what the old brian callen podcast the first thing brian and i ever did yeah 2012 and uh chris talks about vegetables it's like 25 year old white chicks that are just like they're good if you put them with the you don't

like vegetables you like the sauce on the vegetables bro i'm still real like you like vegetables because guess what dude vegetables fucking blow dude i'm still real. You like vegetables? Because guess what? Dude, vegetables fucking blow. Dude, I'm still really shit. Fruit, vegetables. Fruit is a shit. I still say that, dude. I'm really shit, bro. Brian still didn't have hair back then. But I'm...

Why is your voice so... Hi, my name is Crystalia. Because I was fucking 26 there. You look like you're transitioning. Yeah. What? Dude, I'm... Your eyes are way older now. Yeah.

You know what's crazy? It's like you didn't age. The only thing you've aged is right here. That's the only thing that's aged. Yeah, bet, bro, bet. You know? Dude, I'm still really shit, dude. Fuck yeah.

That makes me so happy when I hear myself say shit that I still say. But last week you said you do eat vegetables. Here you said you didn't eat vegetables. No, but I still say this But last week you said you do eat vegetables. Here you said you didn't eat vegetables. No, but I still say this shit about how you like the sauce, bro. You don't like vegetables. And I did recently say vegetables should be more like fruit. Fuck yeah, dude. Keeping it real, dude.

I'm so consistent, bro. I keep those reps in, man. Oh, my God. Shout out to, I don't know if you guys are friends with him, but Bill Burr's new movie is funny. I heard it's good. It's on Netflix. My wife is watching it, and every two minutes she's like,

this is going to be you. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure. Shout out to Bill. Is that it, Nicholas? We got one more video to watch. This was a local news outtake. They're always crowd pleaser.

The story this weekend. Yeah, this weekend really is going to feel not even like mid-October. It's going to feel like late October, dare I say, than the N-word. What? November, he was trying to say. Is that what it his own November? I hate that we can't see what happens after this. That guy goes, what?

Yeah, this weekend really is going to feel not even like mid-October. It's going to feel like late October, dare I say, than the N-word. But he was going to say November. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. was going to say November. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can't say November. You got to say November's in Paris. Wait, wait, hold on.

They're both black. The lady's black. The whole thing was so awkward. November in Paris. Like that. I just. You want to ask this guy, what the fuck were you thinking? Hey, November.

That's a guy trying too hard. Some white guy said November is a hard word. You can't say November, though. Dude, that guy, he knew exactly what he was doing. That's actually, I'm giving. What the fuck, you just say a little November? I'm giving this guy credit. November, please.

I'm giving that guy props. That's great. Why, why? Because that's hilarious. You're with two black people and you say that? He's not stupid. He didn't know what he was doing. Really?

You think so? He kind of panicked. I think he was worried. Well, he did panic, but maybe he meant to. Look, he's smiling. Look at the smirk on his face. He's like, I got you. I wish they kept it playing.

I think he knew what was up i'm giving him credit yeah yeah he could have wow i feel like he fumbled his words if the if november sounded like that you know you know what i'm saying then you'd be like i don't know if i want to say that yeah like if you're talking about nigeria or something you know what i mean you're like i don't want to say the N. But like November? Like are we at that point where white people can't even say any N-word? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

There's a whiskey. It's my favorite whiskey. It's called Nikka, N-I-K-K-A. I'm saying, if it was like that. If it's a black bartender, I'd be like, mm, that one. Yeah. Well, I almost said, I actually almost said, you know, knickers like that. Right, right, right, right, right. That's that one. Yeah. Well, I actually almost said knickers. Right, right, right, right, right.

That's like crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I almost said it the other day, and I was like, I'm not going to say that. Because you know, somebody's going to be like, what did you say? Like as a joke, even. I don't want to do that. But it's like that. What's that cracker?

There's crackers called nips, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's when somebody just didn't give a shit. Chin just goes, yeah. No, no. I noticed it a long time ago. Of course. It's like, yeah. That's when somebody just didn't give a shit. Chin just goes, yeah. No, no, I noticed it a long time ago. Of course. Dude, for the record, I love nips. My favorite cracker.

Honestly, dude. Thank God it's in context. Honestly, dude. Dude, honestly, honestly, I fucking hate them. You don't like the cheesy flavor of nips? Thank God all this is in context. Have they got, did they get rid of it? No, I just bought nips the other day.

It's pretty weird. Well, nip is a word to nip at something, you know? Nips, yeah. It's like, oh, yeah, that's a nip. There's another word like that. But if you nip at something, it's like KNIP, I think. But nip is like a derogatory term for Japanese people, nipon. I know, I know.

Unless you're in America. No, it's annoying because my wife will eat this shit. Yeah. And it's fucking, I'll get in the car. It's all over the car. You do not want nips in the car. Nips behind the wheel. Don't smile.

Don't smile. Stay with it. Stay with it. You do not. No, no. You ruined it. You ruined it. You should have stayed with it.

You should have stayed with it. You should have stayed with it. That was beautiful. You don't want nips all over your car. You definitely don't want them in the driver's seat. I personally don't even let them in my house. Oh, my God. I'm so fucked up. Your chin says, oh, my God.

You took it too far. That's why I didn't say it that time. Everything's in context, so it's all good. It's all good, baby. Chin's saying this for the meetings that he goes to. They're going to show it like, why did you allow this? Oh, no. I guarantee people are like, what the hell?

But I think it's funny, so it's all good. People are going to say what? That you didn't say some shit against it? Oh, I get it all the time. Oh, got it. Yeah, when I defend comedy. You know what's crazy? There's another derogatory term for Asians that is like a word.

Oh, well. There's a bunch, dude. There's a bunch, right? That are like, it means something. Yeah, say something, Eric. You know, I don't remember what it was. Rip some of them off. I can do it for you, but I don't want us to get demonetized.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know if they will be demonetized. Nips are actual real. It's a cracker that I enjoy. Yeah, those are treats. Oh, all right. That's a long one. I knew it.

I didn't want to say it. That's the one. But what I'm saying is like, what's crazy is like, that's an actual word that means I use that phrase once a week on the shop show talking about fighting yeah you never say it's a real phrase no it's dude that's fine it's a real phrase you're not supposed to say it now or something no no but that means if you just say that word that's a derogatory term but when you said in this article this article the guy was jeremy lin was chinese right uh the derogatory term for chinese is yeah

that word. So that's why when they did the article, it's kind of like, you should have known better. See, that's bad, though, because the headline's like, chink in the arm. Yes, that's bad. That's why it's bad. But this is, again, that guy knew exactly what he was doing.

No, that guy did. He must have. He knew exactly. No, if you're a journalist, you know words and grammar and history. You know your beat. That's that shit right there. That's bad. That's that shit.

And he's Chinese. That's bad. But the thing, though, is the fact that you take a word that has a definition. And other ethnic slurs, they're not necessarily words that are in the dictionary. Right, right, right. That's the sucky part right but you got to be smart when you're talking about Asians you know and you guys were smart got him

that's it all right all right crackers oh that's the one. Thank you.