The Golden Hour - Monster in Law | The Golden Hour PATREON #30 EXCERPT w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: February 7, 2024

The guys talk Brendan snagging a Shohei Ohtani jersey, sports rigging conspiracies, sports betting, Taylor Swift's Kansas City Chiefs effect, country music, all new live call-ins including a guy whose wife has an admirer, road rage stories, old school horror magazines, Chris finally getting a tan and much more! Get the full episode plus two extra episodes every month at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcast

We're friends that laugh, we're friends that shout Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about But that won't stop us Nothing can stop us Ooh, yeah It's like a show you used to love Just rebranded enough It's stronger, better, bigger power

Cause it is the Golden Hour It's the Golden Hour Is this Brian Callen? This is Brian Callen. With the better hair. What's up, brother? Cooler Brian Callen. What's up, Big G?

How you doing, man? Oh, fantastic. How about you fellas? We're all right. We're good. You look like you're in California, Florida. Yeah, you do. I'm in Paradise, California.

There it is. How did we know that? The sky, the weather. Yeah, the sky's beautiful. What's wrong with your neck? Is that a second pair of glasses? Oh, okay, that's headphones. I thought it was like glasses.

What do you got for us, big dog? Well, I noticed you guys had some issues going on with the Mortal Kombat, you know, how they got those codes or whatever you want to call it. Yeah, the fatalities? Yeah, insane. Yeah. Yeah, so how do you think they got those codes back in the day before the internet? I think their mom gave them a ton of money because the kids had no social skills,

so they just played nonstop and figured everything out. No, you had to get it from a book or something. What book? Nintendo Power or some shit? Yeah, there's probably some magazine. It wasn't from the game, but it had to be. Eric Griffin's got it down, dude. Yeah.

Magazine. You know. Oh, there's a magazine? Yeah. Yeah, it was a magazine. So you go into a local grocery outlet and find a magazine that had codes or story walkthroughs and stuff like that. So you're able to go into those. Oh, you know what?

I remember these magazines. I kind of do too. Nintendo Power, but I don't know. But Mortal Kombat wasn't. I do, I swear. I don't believe you. Bring up that magazine. They'd have them for every single game.

They did. And you could buy it at the bookstore in the magazine section. I remember this. One time in summer, I bought WWE Warzone. So that's what you guys were trying to figure out. I was like, oh, I know how this happened. There you go. But those magazine sections would be great because it'd be all this nonsense magazines. Yeah. Then there'd be that one covered

in brown paper. And I had to see it. I loved those magazines, bro. Yeah, that's the moment. You knew too as a kid. You're with your mom. She's looking at all the magazines and you're just looking at that one. That's cute, bro. You know what's cute is – I know there's titties under there.

You know what's cool is my – now I see – fuck, dude. It's so cute. Dude, now I see my son. Get that look where it's like, oh, fuck. Oh, God. Chris Mako, you know, he was playing with – he was playing his app on the golf game on his phone. And Calvin was like, what is that? He's like, it's a golf game.

And I was like, and Marco was playing it. And I could see that he wanted to play it. And Calvin goes over to me. And he didn't want Marco to hear it. But he said, Dad, can I play that? And I go, I'm downloading it right now. I'm downloading this bitch shit game now. And you're playing all

day. And dude, fuck my parents. Because sometimes they don't let me do that. You're doing it, dude. Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop. Yeah, I just want to say dude you guys are the most amazing fucking group together

thanks dude you guys helped me through a lot of fucking trouble times here coming up in paradise and stuff and the fire

everything happened up here and you guys put me through a lot of good you know bad times but you know made it great

appreciate it that's how we do it like I always say sorry you were there but happy to be there for you dude yeah man absolutely I say guys well thanks for calling in man thanks buddy Shady yeah sorry no go good that you guys make it so easy for us as a community to join into that conversation with you guys and feel like we're a part of the group and i i really appreciate everything that you guys do to make us as fans feel part of the group oh wow even though we're

not in the conversation i feel like i'm in the conversation that's really nice oh thanks that's a really really nice thing to say dude thank you dude that means a lot appreciate you brother great call man thank you absolutely have a good You guys are the best And please keep it going Because you guys Literally hit it home For all of us Out here Grinding

Awesome Trying to live the life Thank you brother Appreciate it Appreciate you Be safe out there Nick was like Nick was so ready

To get off that car You know what though Clip that part As a commercial For the Patreon You know I think that's goodip that part as a commercial for the Patreon. I think that's good. That little part he was saying.

If only there were more people in Paradise Valley. That guy was so nice. He's so nice. And I like thinking about those magazines, dude. That's cool. Do you remember there was a horror magazine? Because I was so into horror. Horror? You mean Playboy and Hustler?

Fuck yeah. There was a horror magazine. It had like Freddy on the front. Horror. Horror. Say horror. Horror? You mean Playboy and Hustler? Fuck yeah. There's a horror magazine. It had like Freddy on the front. Horror. Horror. Say horror. No, no, but it would. Horror.

I don't understand what you're saying. Fangoria. It's crazy now. There's a special. Look up Fangoria. Is it Fangoria? Well, that is one of them. One of the magazines.

If I see the cover, I will fucking know I'm going to freak out. Fangoria. I need the old ones. You do Google image, right? There you go. It is Fangoria. I the old ones You do Google Image right There you go It is Fangoria I used to have those That's how into horror I was

No but it's crazy To think they had this kind of stuff Just at this liquor store At this store Crazy bro You would go to The magazine section Used to be huge

The best Right You're telling me It wasn't better You're telling me Days weren't better When we had magazines Yeah yeah yeah

All these magazines. Dude, I'll break the news here. I'm shooting for a magazine on Thursday. Are you? Street Truck Magazine. Street Truck? Woo-wee! I'm going to be one, too.

I won't tell you. I'll tell you when I... I'll tell you. I'll tell you later. Woo-wee! Playgirl. That'd be sick. Oh, bro, I would do it in a heartbeat.

Oh, no. They always have, like, they're always in some really ridiculous pose. Yeah. Can't you just be like, you know, this never got chilling like this with just dick. You can't, dude. No, he's always got to be like. I would do this. I would do this.

Oh, that's hot. Can't have that. Hell yeah, dude. I gave that out for free that's too bad i could have made some money on that shot that's cool i i i got a crazy sack huh christmas tree still up no no finally she took it down that's what i'm saying dude she took it down bro she needs to stop fucking with the house she made a um frame around the TV. Like, made it. Oh, no. Take a picture of that and send it. Okay.

It looks dope. I know what you mean. It looks like it fits like a painting. That's a new thing they're doing. We had to take it. There's a TikTok about it. Yeah. Yeah, I know.

She had to take it down because it fucked with the sensor for the volume and shit. It kept going like loud and soft, loud and soft. I'm like, babe. It looked dope though, but she'll figure it out.

I'm sure. You know what the cool part is? When the TV's not playing, you just put an image up there. loud and soft. I'm like, babe, it looked dope though, but she figured it out. I'm sure. No, no. The cool part is, uh, when the TV is not playing, you just put an image up there. It's like, you got a frame pick,

whatever you want. You got a new poster every day. Oh, you know, it's cool. Like this, like this with my dick. Oh,

I like that. Hey, how about, how about, how about I came home yesterday and I'm my mother-in-law, uh, my, my girl's aunt there, Mexican

and shit, right? I come in the house. I walk past. I see my favorite painting out by the trash. I'm like, what the fuck? I love that horse painting. I walk in. I go, what the fuck's my painting?

They go, we'll tell you later. You don't want to talk about it. I go, you guys think it's bad luck? Oh, that's hilarious. They go, did it come with the house from the previous owners? Yeah, it's the only thing they left. They go, it's haunted. Oh, God. You know what I did? I went, that's hilarious. They go, did it come with the house from the previous owners? Yeah, it's the only thing they left. They go, it's haunted. Oh, God.

You know what I did? I went, that makes sense. Yeah. This is something else I say a lot. Nothing says more married guy than, oh, shit, she's changing my stuff, and I don't care. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Boom.

That's married guy. You go oh my stuff's all changing and then you go wait a minute. Who cares? I don't care. Yeah.

I don't care. That's so married. We've had that pain for six years. I just had this thing with Rachel. We're sitting watching TV and I say I want to make a coffee. I give her the do you want something to look? You know what to look. I just had this thing with Rachel. We're sitting watching TV.

And I say, I want to make a coffee. I give her the, do you want something to look? You know how to look. Go to the kitchen for some coffee? Yeah. Of course, yeah. I'm in there. I'm making it.

I'm doing steamed milk. You hear the machine. You know, all the shit. I already know what's happening. Okay. I turn it off. Of course you did. Kitchen light off.

You had to. You didn't make me one? Go sit down. And she's like, oh, I think I will. Can you make me some tea? Now, let me tell you why. You guys know why. I'm not mad because I don't want to make her tea.

I'm not mad about that. I'm mad because I was already in the tea-making area. I was in the tea-making area. When I was over there, you should have went like this. Can I have all that? Now you're wasting my time. But all bets are off because she's pregnant. All bets are off.

You just got to be like. No, no, you got to draw a line in the sand there. But the thing is, it's like. When she's not pregnant, yeah. No matter what. We just want them to say, I'm sorry. I know. Oh, but they can't say sorry, though. Yeah.

But they can't say sorry, though, they can't say sorry though, dude. You know why? Tell us why! Because they're women, dude!チャンネル登録をお願いいたします。