The Golden Hour - My Bad Shawty | The Golden Hour PATREON #17 EXCERPT w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: July 12, 2023

Get the full episode plus two extra episodes every month at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcast  The guys talk protesters at Chris' show in Pueblo, Chatroulette with Kermit the Frog, old video game consoles, how to fix Bud Light, why Rick Ross and DJ Khaled are the loneliest people in the world, Steve the Savage and much more!

We're friends that laugh, we're friends that shout Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about But that won't stop us Nothing can stop us Cause I can show you used to love Just rebranded enough It's stronger, better, bigger power Cause it is the Golden Hour

It's the Golden Hour I got it. I got it, dude. Tonight the music keeps on loud. He was waiting for it, huh? That was good, though. If I could sing, I would do the same. Yeah, I'll be in Charlotte. Yeah, I'll be in Nashville. Yeah, I'll be in fucking

Knoxville. Yeah, I'll be in Vegas. Did you do Pueblo? I did. How was it? Oh, man. It was middle of nowhere. Yeah, it's horrible up there. Did it look like Warlocks? Yeah, sold about 700 tickets. Not so bad.

But it was... Why is that important to the story, piece of shit? No. No, no, no, no, no. Oh, I was just saying that's not that good. Yeah, for him, that's not good. But how many did it seat? How many did the theater seat?

Thousands. Yeah. So 700, that'd be a bad. You probably won't be back, let's be honest. Maybe not. Well, no, that's not why I won't be back. Yeah. I didn't want to.

My tour manager was like, we should try it. You're going to be in Colorado Springs, which is a great market. And I was like, all right, let's go to fucking Pueblo. Fuck it. God, they're not close, they're they're not that far hours two yeah did you drive yeah i stayed in colorado springs drove out to pueblo and back because i'm not gonna stay beastie no no no but um but anyway uh i i i was like all right he's like it's mainly a mexican market so i'm like whatever fuck it no it's all mexican work okay so it's like it's mainly a Mexican market So I'm like whatever fuck it No it's all Mexican market

It's like Covina So I said alright well let's do it then fuck it And so yeah it was Still a bunch of people But not for me So anyway A guy in Boulder hit me up once The three of us

Did you have a translator on stage? He would do your jokes? Yeah, yeah. It was like a Mexican Christian. No, no. They're talking like this. Hey, callate la boca. You guys are idiots, too.

I don't know Spanish. It's all Spanish I know. So anyway. Oh, you're fluent in Spanish? Si. Fuck off. Siempre me vale, me bien. It's muy.

Si. This is where he excels me bien. It's muy... Si. This is where he excels, though. His fake ass accent. El mejor del mundo. Telemundo. No, no. Chris, his accent is best... The best in the world.

...in between the words. Yes. That's when you're... I got candy. That's your best... It's not on though Oh you're a good Mexican

So wait So anyway I did the show I did Half an hour into it They were just They were such such a, they're so gangster, dude. Like they're just, they're just talking and shit. They're not, I can do, I can do my act.

And my act is strong enough to where I have their attention. However, half an hour in, I'm like, I think they'd rather me just fuck with them. So I'm just going to do that, right? I was still doing well, though. It wasn't like I was not doing well. But I was like, I never break off with this act. I'm going to break off. Half hour and I break off.

I did Crowder for the next 30 minutes. They love it. About Mexicans? I mean, yeah, just gangsters. There were guys that were out there that were like, I'm going to put the thing up on my YouTube channel and there are clips on my TikTok. But there were guys that were out there that were like, I'm going to put the thing up on my YouTube channel and there are clips on my TikTok. But there were guys that were just like literally

claiming out gangs. I can't remember what it was. There was one gang. You kept calling it out and doing the thing. And I was like, bro. I was like, where are the other gangs? And they were like, there's one over here. It was hilarious, dude. It was so funny. You were like Geneva. You know what I mean? Yeah, exactly. I like the clip you put on.

Was it in Portland? You're talking about the protesters? what I mean? Yeah, exactly. I like the clip you put on. Was it in Portland? You're talking about the protesters? No, that was Pueblo. That was funny. Oh, that was Pueblo with the protesters? Yeah, exactly. That was the whole show. He was like, there was two.

That was the joke. And then I realized that almost everybody that goes there, this group tries to put together this protest in Pueblo. And I'm like, dude, if you Google worst cities in America, it's always in the top 10. Always, yeah. It had 30 homicides last year. There's 100,000 people there.

It's rough, dude. And there's two protesters. I want to go out there. I want to make people laugh. I just want to go in there and make people laugh. Dude, you're lucky you don't get shot out there protesting. Yeah, so Chris goes, you're protesting this? I'm trying to make people laugh?

All the problems you guys have? Yeah, so that was the joke. Protesters? Yeah. They were like, we can't let Chris D'Elia in this venue. No. Oh, those kind of people. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I was just like. Don't you want to protest gun violence? Bro, I'm like, you're protesting the wrong thing. There were 30 homicides. It was funny. Anyway, the clip's funny. But then I just broke into the crowd. And I was asking them about gangs.

I was like, are you really in a gang? He's like, hell yeah. You know, like this kind of shit. And I was like, are you really a gang he's like hell yeah you know like this kind of shit and I was like are you in a gang dude had a tear like drop and he was like and he was like ah man I'm low-key bro yeah like that that's the guy you got to worry about Thank you.