The Golden Hour - My Favorite Comedian is ME | The Golden Hour PATREON #62 EXCERPT w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: May 28, 2025

The guys talk Brendan getting kicked out of his son's baseball game, new favorite shows, Brendan's misophonia and obsession with Corvette's, people who LITERALLY fall in love with their cars, comedian Josh Johnson's insane tour schedule, all new "Deserve-It" scale submissions, Cassie's hits and much more! Get the full episode plus two extra episodes every month at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcastSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We're friends that laugh, we're friends that shout Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about But that won't stop us Nothing can stop us It's like a show you used to love, just rebranded enough It's stronger, better, bigger power. Cause it is a golden hour. It's the golden hour. Dude, I love the news right now with the P Diddy stuff. Like in recent news, it appears he was trying to do another freak off.

And it's like so serious. Dude. Like he just was trying to do another freak off and it's like so serious dude like he just was trying to have one if they posted the list of the the ten escort men one dude I recognized I'm like how do I know that dude did I do jiu-jitsu with him nope yeah did I fuck him nope he was on that show Jiggalos on Showtime Wow that's what I know him from, I saw him probably 12 years ago, 13 years ago in Venice. You would have thought I saw fucking Lionel Richie.

I went, oh shit, bro! And he went, whoa, whoa, whoa. He was like with his like wife or girl at times. He was like, mm-mm, mm-mm. I was like, bro, you're on TV, bro. You're on TLC, bro. Does she not know Showtime? Uh-uh, wow.

But when they were big, like. Yeah. You ever watch Jekyllos? I've seen some of it, yeah. Oh, I love that show.. Oh I love that show. So, um, all right, so that is a, so, so, so, okay, so, have you been watching the trial or whatever?

I have not. I keep up to date on the news. My buddy watches it so much and he filled me in a little bit. And. I don't like people that are too into it, you know? Right. Right. Well, the thing is like, why are you so into it?

Nobody got murdered. I'm into the murder stuff. Want to freak off? I'm still waiting for the legal shit to come out. Well that that's the thing. That's what my buddy was saying. Because with the girl, the girl they beat up, what's her name? Cassie.

Cassie. She was saying that they have texts now where she's like, what's her name? Cassie? Cassie. She was saying, they have text now where she's like, I can't wait for the freak out. Right, right. I can't wait for you pissing my mouth. Yeah, so that goes out the window. It seemed like you were having a grand old time. He's paying your rent. But those are the headlines.

Those are the things where it's like, oh, people are like, oh, fucking, he's making these women, he's peeing in her mouth, making her, and she's all like, hell yeah, daddy, I'm down. Pissed, use my mouth as a toilet. Yeah, ready for the golden shower? They're like, did you say this? Yeah, like fuck off. So that's the-

She's like, he made me text that. But Rico or whatever, if they're getting him for fucking, you know, racketeering. Racketeering and the drug charges, and the drug charges might get him. Then you're fucked. But not really, you're not going away for life For that you're gonna go away for 20 for that. It depends on how many counts

I mean if you're if you're you know, and it depends how much weight you're fucking You know, I don't think he was like pushing crazy pound. I don't has the money. He wasn't like fucking Pablo Escobar. I Mean, it's diddy bro the sex driving because he's getting whores from out of town but if they're willing right I know but you can't do that which is weird which is weird because you're so she drives from Jersey to New York illegal the fuck we talking about illegal did you see the stupid rule and also if they're it but if they're consenting adults somebody said the funniest thing who was it Donnell Rawlings he was on stage and he was like they're trying to get diddy for sex trafficking. He's like I fucking sex traffic girls

You came across a line fuck that I flew girlin oh man is so funny Just but also I wonder if diddy can be like first of all the handler deal with that I assume they're all from New York They would just show up and let me piss on their mouth and I would pay him. Did you see all the guys? Oh, I wonder if I know some of these guys that hold on. Stupid, stupid. See the guy, see the guy, the second one, dude, I wish see the guy's second, the second one in.

I was really studying them too. And I go perfect. I saw it right away. Placement. I saw it right away.. I saw it right away Just entertain it the guy the second one is is from gigolo's really and he laid it down, dude I've seen him on the show. He really he does. Are these actually the guys the other guys though? Yeah, and then it was so who what two guys did you take out?

Okay, let's see the other two Damn, dude. Can you imagine get paid to fuck her? So, okay, so she followed me once could have been me dude, you know, Nick So sorry these guys under heat Look at the bottom right. Just look some fucking Mormon dude. Hey DJ Delish all this is from some random fucking Twitter account. This could not be real You know that guy with the red hat laid the pie You know, he kept the shoes on you know, he has a diesel dad shirt and just fucking left his socks on so these guys Got hired to fuck. So the third one in looks like you made love. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he didn't fuck you make love

So wait, so these guys got hired to fuck her Yeah, the guy on the far right probably got thrown out a game like I did do what you love You never have to work another day in your life. But what I don't understand is if she knows that these texts are out there Well, maybe she doesn't maybe she forgets but like this is so embarrassing for her Yeah, her career is over, but she already made money off the lawsuit. I understand that but God like to see that guy second one from the last lay it down to that much right now now the guy the third one in on the bottom row gay clearly gay and was like I guess I'll do this for the money The black dude right there. Yeah, that guy's gay Now the guy next to him

I'd watch that Am I right? The one that doesn't fit is the Mormon one and then also the one on the bottom left second the second from the You talking about the guy that looks like on the Captain now? He just looks like a runner. From fucking... You know what I mean? You're talking about on the Captain now? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

The guy with veneers? That guy just looks like a nice guy that you'd see at the bank or something. Yeah, but maybe he needs some cash and he's like, who? You're gonna pay me to fuck Cassie? You're talking about the girl from MTV? They're like, yeah, dude, she's down. And he can piss in her mouth. That's actually true, dude

There goes guy. Who's that? Wait? Is he on the thing? This is Casey? I am Casey, but he looks exactly like that Like that can you put us on it Casey looks like a real cutie there I fucking you put us on it. Okay, so it looks like a real cutie there Right just the three of them or I mean just the 12 of them however many there Dude, I couldn't do that because I would tell everybody so did I didn't fucking hire you like dude check this I believe you brought no, he flew me to New York first class and I show up He had me fuck her girl his girl in the ass. Yeah. And I'm not even going to have to testify until like 15, 20 years.

Dude, all he did was pay again and pissed in my mouth, not a huge deal. All these guys get arrested and put in the same prison, that's hilarious. Oh, yo. Hey, let's say you were single. This is 20 years ago, you were single and Diddy was like, hey man, we want you to fly in, we're you to fly in. We're going to pay you $5,000 and you need to fuck Cassie. But at the end I get a piss your mouth.

Me watching my, my, my bag at the airport along the conveyor belt. Hahahaha! Hahahaha! Hahahaha! Hahahaha! Hahahaha! Hahahaha! Hahahaha! Sitting silently on the plane. Yup, just sitting on the plane

just fucking do it. Tab. Hahahaha! Hahahaha! Just fucking Waiting for my pickup when I get off the plane waiting for the fucking I don't know man. Does she have any slappers? Or is it just that one? She just gotta leave that on repeat. That one was killer bro. I think you'd slap.

You know that one was killer bro. Oh you know you're fucking into that one. Dude. She had no other slappers Nick? Nothing? Well he did limit her, uh, and then didn't release anything. That's the shame. God, that's crazy.

Who knows what talents inside there? Well, all those 12 guys do. Facts. Those 12 guys know definitely what's inside her. Me waiting my turn at the orgy. You waiting to get your mouth pissed in? You waiting? Go ahead. Right now? I'm up? Oh shit. Jesus, here we go.

He's coming. He's coming, he's pissing. Jesus here we go here we go Who clean up if I get in there yes She's her tax are crazy. She wanted to do it. Do you mind just give her a towel before I jump in there? Mm-hmm All right, well be on terrio may 29th Ontario in May 29th Fort Lauderdale st. Louis Indy. Yes some time off to chill buddy. Yeah, I do but I'm gonna I can't I can't wait to have so much fun on stage, man Mmm, you know, mmm, so much fun man. Oh, just Cassie right now. That should be my walkout music The crowd would go wild yeah,. Yeah. Yeah. Is that it dude? That's

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