The Golden Hour - My Three Dads | The Golden Hour #66 w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: February 9, 2024

The guys talk the birth of Erik's kid, Ludacris beating out Brendan for host of the newest Fear Factor, Drake's big floppy dong video, Bryan still pumping out kids in his 50's, a nude stand up show, Taylor Swift's alleged snubbing of Celine Dione, Busta Rhymes hits, Chris dealing with a cowboy hat wearing heckler and much more! Get two extra episodes every month at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcast Nugenix - Get a complimentary bottle of Nugenix Total T plus a bottle of Nugenix Thermo X FREE when you text GOLDEN to 231-231.

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It's the Golden Hour We got a new dad in the house, Chris. Welcome to the club. Welcome to the club. What a feeling Feel the feeling We built this city What a feeling. Feel the feeling. We built this city.

It's so crazy that it's just that. Three dads, man. Now that boy exists. Wait, wait, wait. As a father. Oh, no. I would just like to say. I'm starting every sentence with that. Yeah.

As a father. As a dad. I was like, as a dad. That baby couldn't look more like you. I know. It's so crazy. You show me a picture. I don't see it. I'm like, are you shitting me? But thankfully cute. Yeah. like, as a dad. My baby couldn't look more like you. I know, it's so crazy. You show me a picture like I don't see it. I'm like,

are you shitting me? But thankfully cute. Yeah, no, no, no. Well, bro,

you're cute, bro. You're older, man. I can't believe how much he looks like you. It's crazy. It's like,

I mean, when Calvin came out, I was like, oh, wow, okay, looks like me. Yeah,

but I think they do that by design so we don't leave. Yes. Nature is like, you see yourself and you're like, ah, I gotta stay. Can't really tell Yes. Nature is like you see yourself and you're like, ah, I got to stay. Can't really tell there.

He has one where it's spot on. I'll send it to you, Nick. No, there's a few where it's just like, oh, my God. This is that little shirt right there. I have so many little dumb shirts like that because I see them and I'm like, I got to get that. Yeah, you start getting some dumb stuff. You're not a sneaker guy.

Do you get Calvin cool sneakers yet? Some, but they grow out of them so quick. They last a month, and then they just take them through the ringer. He'll get a new pair of J's, come back, and I'm like, oh, my God, were you in a fire? What were you doing? Did you shit on these? Were you marching for BLM? Why are these all fucked up?

Yeah. So it's not really worth it to get them that. But I do. He does have Yeezys and he does have Jordans and stuff, though. Yeah. They destroy. But whatever. Kids don't give a flying F, dude. No, don't.

Nah. Well, I mean, what's good is if you have another one, then they can wear it. But they're still destroyed. Yeah. Still destroyed. That's the kid that feels like. I know. Well, when they're young enough it's fine

but i mean they don't care look at look at that's eric i mean that's eric 100 also dude let's not forget nice legs bro that was leg day the last time i went to the gym i just noticed in those hairy legs in the back i just saw two i just noticed the big hair what's crazy is that don't say rachel i know she's going through some shit oh my god um yeah and then are you in space no no that's like our tv in the room as the window okay slight flex his hands are big well it's apple tv yeah i don't even i don't even have cable anymore Big. Because we use Apple TV.

Yeah. I don't even have cable anymore. Oh, damn. Yeah. Like the cars, no cable. Well, because Rachel doesn't even watch like- Nintendo Power Glove? Whatever it is. I do.

So she'll have like Netflix and whatever on in the bedroom. I told you we had this thing where in the bedroom is her TV and I just watch on my iPad. Yeah, that's crazy. You don't watch like the news or nothing? No. No, that's stupid. Yeah, I do. I have regular TV and I watch the news. But you don't need it though. You can go to Hulu and watch the news or nothing? No. No, that's stupid. Yeah, I do. I have regular TV

and I watch the news. But you don't need it, though. You can go to Hulu and watch the news. They have local news on Hulu? Oh, you know what? Local. I want Dallas Diamond on there.

Guys, on the smart TVs, you could get local news. I have a Samsung. It's a thing called Samsung TV Plus. It's just on the TV. It's great for car content. Oh, they have food, travel.

I watch all the local news. But they have local news and stuff on there, too. Samsung Plus TV? It comes with the TV. No, it just comes with it. You don't even need to have anything. You could just have that and the internet, and you'd get. No, it's a little dicey.

It's Fear Factor on 24-7. Right, right. Still? Well, there's 1,000 channels. When are they going to remake Fear Factor? They did. Why? With Ludacris.

And he beat me out to be the host. You know, I was second in the line for it, and they hired Ludacris. You're kidding me. Yeah. On MTV. And what happened with it? They went with Ludacris, dude. Is it still on?

No. It's horrible because it's Ludacris. Why would they have Ludacris do it? Is it Ludacris because he got it or you're saying it's Ludacris? I'm a hater. I'm a hater. I'm a hater. Why would they have to? It didn't go well.

But also times are different. Like they can't suck off horses anymore. How are times different with Fear Factor? Because it's 2023. I don't understand what the difference is though. Because you can't do the animal stuff. Remember they used to like eat, although they're eating it there, but there's. They ate semen one time and that was a big issue on that well that's what got them wait wait wait

they're on rogan's not human semen on rogan's horse semen yeah like they they have to dial it back now because of you know regulation it wasn't the semen it was the fact that they had to go like this that is what got fair factors like rogan's glasses. Rogan was like, get the balls. Get the balls. ABC was like, well, this is too much. We can't have them drinking cum. He's like, why not? They're like, okay, well, no more.

Whoa. How many years was it on? Oh, a good number of years. I don't know. I know that. Yeah. Donkey juice, dude. That was the biggest show at the time.

Bro, that's so gross. I feel like I do good in the athletic aspects of this, but I don't do well with that stuff. Any bugs? She took it down. That dude, yeah. It's hot. Oh, my God.

How is this? You ever see when Rogan almost fights one of the contestants? Yeah. How weird is it that Rogan is who he is now? And back then he was like, all right, you're drinking horse cum. I know. He's like, how many bugs can you eat? That's crazy.

Wild, right? Yeah. Yeah, five, six years. It was on five years. And it was the biggest show on TV. I didn't know it was on MTV. He just signed another big deal. It wasn't.

He just said. It was on MTV? No, it wasn't on MTV. Ludicrous on MTV. His was on straight up ABC. At the time, it was the number one show it was on like straight-up ABC at the time is the number one show in the nation yeah sign for all the money in the world only one they got resigned to the rest I'm like we're good he's working they probably don't he made a mistake yeah yeah they know they made a mistake they

were like about what about paying somebody's podcasters they call her daddy Dax Shepard all the podcasts they toss toss a ton of money yeah they didn't do it no they went we're good they didn't re-up them no oh wow not like rogan he's probably he's got to be close to a billion at this point nah well maybe all yeah all of it not with this but like everything over the top man gotta be the last deal was deal was probably more than they're even letting on. I don't know. And he was making something like $30 or $40 million a year from YouTube for like eight years. Plus touring in arenas.

Touring in arenas. You've got to be close. By the way, because of who he is and the influence, he's got business connections. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's probably involved in stuff. He has investments. He's not just sitting there being like, I have this money. But fellas, don't forget he sold on it, which paid more money than Spotify.

But he said thank you. Oh, really? He's got to be close to it. Oh, yeah. Then yeah. That's why he's getting rid of his truck, and I want his truck. You should call him, Brendan. You got a billion dollars?

It's kind of like that. We're at dinner. He's getting rid of his truck. He's in a Ford, and I'm a Dodge guy. I was like, I'll take your Dodge. And he's like, yeah, we'll figure it out. I was like, yeah, but just give it to me right it's hilarious right like if you're a billionaire it's like yeah we will though but also give it to me you know i i don't i i but also just give me

the goddamn truck i don't yeah that's like a snicker bars for you give it to me well here okay so here's what i think like have you ever known super rich guys that are like that because i haven't no that's why they're rich but that's what i'm saying Have you ever known super rich guys that are like that? Because I haven't. No, that's why they're rich. But that's what I'm saying. Because I think I would do that. I think I would just give people cars. But maybe that's why I'm not a billionaire. Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I totally get it. I think about it all the time. Doesn't Warren Buffett drive a Civic? Yeah. Yeah, he's a hoe, though. He's a hoe. He's a bitch.

He's got like an 88 Volvo or something. So my dad has money throughout his career and stuff. He's not rich, rich, but he would have – he would give people cars and shit. And, like, maybe that's why he's never gotten to the next – like, you know what I'm saying? Like, I'd be too wild with him. Like, even now, I'm not – Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, I got to hustle, dude, to make ends meet.

But, like, even if you're like, dude, I love this watch. You can have it. It's weird, dude. You know, I don't. That's why we're not billionaires. Maybe, though. No, no. I mean, that's not why I'm not a billionaire.

But, like, maybe that's what. Sorry. But maybe that's what. Like, yeah, this guy does it. But this guy does it as a business. But his is a business. So he'll be like, we're giving out whatever, 40,000 cars. I always wonder about that. And then his views, and they give,000 cars. I always wonder about that.

And then his views, and they give it to him. I always wonder about that. He's doing the Lord's work. He gets a lot of hate. Rich, rich, rich people don't do shit like that. They're not like us, dude. Well, we don't know. That's what, no, they're savages.

Well, the ones I know don't. I'm with them. And I'm not saying they should or shouldn't. I'm just saying they don't, and it's interesting. They're savages. Like, I have a buddy, billionaire, threw a dinner, and I was like, clearly, God's in. He's like, nah, bitch, we're splitting it six ways. Yeah, weird.

Like, that's super weird. Yeah, but you're. No, but he's doing it. Okay. Yeah, but he's doing it. I'll cover it. You know what? I'll cover it.

He's doing that because he's, like, tired of people thinking that. No, no. I'm not talking about Rogan, though. I'm not talking about Rogan. Dinner, yeah, I understand that. But, like. No, I'm saying about. Ohan, though. I'm not talking about Rogan. Dinner, yeah, I understand that. But like. No, I'm saying about. Oh, that dude.

Got it. I'm saying if you're out with someone who is like super wealthy, right? And a lot of times you go out with somebody super wealthy and then they just do it. You know? Yeah. They invited you and you had some fancy thing. You know it's taken care of. Yeah.

Like Rogan's like that. I mean, I was in Austin, and he took like eight, nine of us out to dinner. Right. And we knew it was like whatever. Courses just kept coming, and it was whatever. But what I'm saying is, if you're just out with someone,

you guys meet up, and then you just assume. No, that's bitch shit. I'm talking about. The person probably always thinks that. I agree. Occasionally, he just wants to throw a monkey wrench into it. I'm with you.

It was my birthday, though. And he set it up. Right? Yeah. You cover. I'm with you. It was my birthday, though. And he set it up. Right? Yeah. You cover it, right? Yeah. It was your idea. You cover it, dude.

We should have a segment where we call people out. Maybe that's the difference between somebody who fucking makes so much money and somebody who doesn't. Because I give away a lot. Me too. I'm reckless. Yeah, but that's because you're not hanging out with enough people who are either at your financial level or more. Right, true.

Oh, you hang out with broke bitches. Exactly. I mean, I do. You do. I get it. So if you're like Bill Gates is not hanging out with Nick, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. They're just –

I wouldn't hang out with him. I wouldn't hang out with him. i wouldn't hang out with him nice nice way to turn it either way i'm just saying like you're not gonna that's what the thing would be then he bill gazes with his friends ah my buddy nick and i just got him a car like you just don't hang out with people they hang out with the light like yeah and they're doing like they're doing stuff like going to epstein island or something like that you know what i mean that's the kind of thing that those kind of people do you know they got they got like, or you're on yachts all the time or like, you know, and you're flossing with each other.

You know what I mean? Like, that's why like NBA owners, you know, that's why you have to have rules against them spending. Like, that's why there's a salary cap, not just for the players, but for the owners too. Because if they wanted to, if you got $22 billion, like the guy that owns the Heat, you don't mind paying. You'd pay every single player $50 million. It'd be an all-star team.

Just to win. You'd just get everybody. That's their Xbox. You know what I mean? So they go, hey, you can't do that. What are you doing? Wait till your kiddo gets involved in sports. Or they ask playdates. Like, what do you want to do for lunch? And I'm like, oof. There's like eight kids here. Okay, here we go. What do you guys want? Burgers he's a day and I'll be like

I know a good spot and I cook a each one order it no doubt man 300 bucks yeah yeah my kids not hanging out with your kids right for the best unless he can ball but that's the thing man that's what happens you know it's like these billionaire people. What I'm saying is they probably do do that. If you worked for someone like that, there's probably a great Christmas bonus. I don't know.

Or not. That's why they have so much fucking money. I don't know. Well, that billion dollars is different. If you put a billion dollars into a Bank of America savings account. Yeah. You're set. And you're getting.

Two percent. Two percent. Ball. Do you understand how much money that is? Yeah. But you got to keep up your lifestyle. Yeah. But I wouldn't.

No, but what I'm saying is that. That's what I want to. If I knew Elon Musk, I'd be like, let me just hold a billion for a year. Right. I'm going to get you back the billion. Right. Right. Right.

Right. Right. Right. He could do that for like, how many? 200 something people? That's what I'm saying. He's a fucking h. Right, right, right, right. He could do that for like how many? 200-something people? That's what I'm saying. He's a fucking hater. He could just pass it around.

He could give me a, even if, dude, check this out. Even if it was just $100 million. How much would you make a year in Bank of America? That would be $2 million. 2%. Right? You're set. $2 million to have 100.

So you'd have $20 million off a billion dollars to get 2%. Mind blown. $20 million. Actually, I think it's $200 million. Over a billion? It's $200 million. No, it's only 2%. It's $20 million.

$20 million? Yeah. Can we talk about Drake's big floppy dick for a second? Bro, let me tell you something, bro. That thing is packing, bro. It's big. And it made my day.

It's big. That thing's floppy. You're not competing with Drake. I'm not competing with him. You are. In your head. No. I see it on your face.

You're like, okay, you know, it's big, but. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. But he's just waking up here. Like, that thing's not full. That thing's floppy. Why is it shiny on the tip? That's a little unfair, right? Why is it shiny?

And who leaked this? He probably did. Or some girl was like, I need 50 grand. I'm going to leak it. He was like, good luck. I got a fucking cannon, lady. No. It's only going to help me.

He's just at this point in his life where it's like, what have I not done? He's single, too. No, I'm not done. I've killed the charts. The boy got to hit on him. He got to stick on him. The boy's a stick guy. That's how mine is.

Hey, what did I say? I'm not bullshitting. No. What did I say? I'm not bullshitting. I'm not competing. See, I'm willing to give it up like that's a big dick. Trade.

If you put... Stupid name. That's funny. If you put Drake's penis... If you put... No's funny you put if you put drake's penis if you put if you put drake's penis on my penis okay i get it i get it it's good uh-huh if you put drake's penis on my penis you're still talking about and we show my wife the only thing she would say is why is it brown not a chance she'd say why is it darker but it's the same size but why is it darker that's what she would say you're out of your mind yep and i would i would just make up something like

oh i was tanning out out only my penis no she would know because you got the stick there's no rhythm on yours drake's dick would probably be like chris's dick is just like It is And I like that dude And it's better It's better dude It's better My shit

My shit It's got his own rhythm Dude I don't give a fuck Jay Cole's dig Is doing a guest set In the back Yeah The other thing is

Drake He could easily He has the means To get that taken down In a heartbeat Why would you take it down That's what I'm saying Why would you take it down

Run with it He does That's chris's so many girls and then same color too for oh that's the one right there that white one it's like super pale why drake's dick slaps man yeah our dicks do slap and it's just he should make that the cover of his next album that That's exactly what he's going to do. Just say explicit right there. Views 2. What? If it was what? Views 2.

Oh, Views 2. Views 2. Yeah, bro. That's cool. You know how you know it's on purpose? You know why it's on purpose? Because he put that... Light? Nope.

He put the blanket up covering his anus. Oh, I like it. He was like this. Here's how he looked. He was covering his anus he was oh shit hold on cover the anus but even if he's just sent to a girl you don't want your asshole out there i do sweetie you get it all the whole enchilada yeah and the Sarlacc pit. See, I didn't know mixed dudes had big dicks like that, though. Yeah. You know? Chris's ass is like from Return of the Jedi. Yeah.

What they threw them in. Well, they're lucky if they do. Sometimes, you know. Sometimes the white shows up. I guess so. I don't like having shirts on and no pants. Oh, yeah. That's pretty weird.

That is weird that he has on a hoodie. That's how you know it's all by design, bro. Yeah, I agree. It's all by design. He should sell those. Jacking up in a hoodie. Yeah, he should sell those. Yeah, when you bust and it's a dark blue hoodie, bro, you're playing with fire, daddy.

Don't look at me with that smile. You know what I'm talking about. You know what I'm talking about. Yeah. What do you got, Nick? Good for Drake. This guy, you guys were talking about TVs in do you got, Nick? Good for Drake. This guy, you guys were talking about TVs in the bedroom. He's got a question about it.

Talk about what in the bedroom? TVs in the bedroom. He's got a question about you with your wife. It's quick. He doesn't add a lot of extra. Oh, good. Going to sleep when your wife wants you to go to sleep or going to sleep when you're ready to go to sleep? I'm not a hoe, man.

Rachel's always like. Dude, what's with this thing you gotta tighten it up bro me okay there you go welcome to podcast we're tired um we're tired i usually fall asleep first whoa dude yeah dude oh yeah that's daddy's man how you're gonna wake up at four why i like to live don't it works out don't wake up at 4. Why? I like to live, man. It works out. Don't wake up at 4. How about that, dude? Why?

Nah. That's so weird. What about that thing I sent? Locked in. Absolutely locked in. 4.30. Did you see it? No.

Oh, dude, play it. I put it on the text chain. Did you see it? I don't know if I saw it. See, you don't look at my shit either, so. I'm tired. I saw the Drake dick. I just saw it.

I'm about to be absolutely dialed in going into this monthly meeting i've been up since 4 30 a.m energy's through the roof someone's got to drive the innovation and creativity to keep everyone's money safe hey let's get after it today square jaw that guy is ahead of the lego and i am i am that guy i am like that guy okay and i'm gonna start getting i know but i am i'm like that guy starting at 10 a.m and i i want what doesn't even make sense i'm absolutely dialed in i have to by 1 p.m i'm like i'm absolutely dialed in i'm dialed in people are at lunch going back to work and he's like welcome guys i'm dialed in it's like we've been here like he'd be the worst efficiency expert. You know what I mean?

You're going to have to get up. You're going to start getting up earlier. Yeah. I'm surprised he's growing at your age. At your age, you get up early anyway. You do. You get up early anyway. He gets up early.

I get up early anyway. But not at 4.30, bro. Yeah, not 4.30. You're a baby. Dude. Dude. So, all right. So, when I go to bed, this guy's amazing, by the way.

Go up. Go up. Go up. Go up. He's PC principal, basically. Look at the guy up on the right. Upper right. Someone has to solve the traffic problem in Boston.

It's Sunday afternoon, and I'm stuck here in bumper-to-bumper traffic. The amount of hours that are wasted every year. Absolutely ridiculous. So say he looks like Jaws from Bond. Hey, someone's got to solve it for the good of the people. Let's go. Good luck. You didn't solve it, dude.

I know. I know. Somebody has to solve it. Good luck. No, but he was putting it out there. Yeah. I don't think he was saying well you didn't solve it dude i know i know yeah somebody got to solve it good luck no but he was putting it out there yeah i don't think he was saying he was well he just talks like that all the time the change you don't make the changes spark it this is how this guy talks he orders like that he's at starbucks like hi yeah i'll take a a malted you know it's crazy absolutely what what size what size is the size where I can be absolutely locked in? Large?

I'll get that, man. I'm absolutely dialed in. Dialed in. Is whoop going to make you dialed in? I'm dialed in on this venti latte. Have you ever said dialed in your entire life? No. Yes.

When? During sex. Dialed in. Sweetheart, I'm dialed in. Yep. My wife loves it. Unless she doesn't. Maybe I just think it Yeah

I'm sure she does I go like this in my head Sweetheart I'm dialed in Yeah no Yeah That guy's great He's great I wish I could hang out

With that guy man So TV questions Do you go to bed I fall asleep Like murder docs Well so here's what Yeah my wife does Yeah

So my wife does yeah so my wife he's just he has more in common with your wife yeah my my i so i we're always downstairs i'll do a mud bath my we're always downstairs my wife will say okay i'm going to bed and then it's up to me to either join her or stay downstairs now if i join her that's great because there will be never an argument if i don't join her enough nights in a row boom what am i doing yeah but is there a tv up in the bedroom can you continue the fun with the TV? Like if you're into a show, can you? For about a half an hour because then she says, hey, you got to turn it off.

You got to go to sleep. So now, what do I do? Right? So now, there's either resentment or an argument. So, because if you turn the TV off, you're fine. But then you're going to go, well, I'm going to go back downstairs. Yeah. Yeah.

Why don't you wait for her to fall asleep and then just mosey back on downstairs? Because I don't want to do that. No, it's like that's weird to go backwards, you know? Even when you do that, though, because like Rachel before would be like, I woke up and you weren't there. Oh, yeah. It's really hard to be in a relationship, huh? It's just men and women are different, dude. Built different.

That's why you should date guys. But has anyone ever noticed that they're so different? Yeah. But it's also... Not just physical. Oh, this is... Hey, guys. Chris D'Elia, new material.

Go to chrisd'elia.com. He's going to be in Atlanta. So, guys, men and women are crazy different, huh? You ever... No. I will be in Vancouver, though. If you want to hear about how men and women are so different

it's true though it's crazy and Kelowna that's pretty much that's sold out oh Vancouver sold out and then added another one but I have tickets left

on the second show but anyway absolutely crazy men and women huh yeah yeah but I had the same thing so like she goes turn the TV off

I'm turning this off and here's what I hate I go fine I get the covers. I get my iPad. She's like, the light. Well, yeah. Hey.

I won't be me then. How about this? I won't be me from now on. How are you? I'm different now. I'm this guy. He doesn't watch TV. Dude, I was doing that for my son the other day.

I was giving both of them a bath And I just started saying Are you mental Dude He loves it Be that guy Be that guy I was like

Oh this is You know what Chris did He made his own audience Yeah Yeah And you know what's gonna happen But then it's all they want Yeah

No My stand up is gonna get So bad Dude It's just gonna be So awful And you know what's going to happen? But then it's all they want. No, my stand-up is going to get so bad, dude. It's just going to be so awful. And he's going to be in front of 3,000 people. But this kills it. How are they not laughing, dude? My kids laugh at this.

Now I said, what is that guy? I said, he's British. And now he just says, hey, British. Like, he thinks that's the name. It's really cute, dude. Hello, you man, too. What is going on? Calvin is so I had this video up of Rachel.

I caught Rachel in this really intimate moment. And I like. Yeah, with the baby. It was beautiful. Right. I can't watch without crying. No, it's beautiful. It's crazy.

I didn't see it. And then he sends me this video. Calvin says. Oh, yeah. Oh, that was precious. You know, and I was like, oh, Rachel and I start crying from that. You know what I mean? But then you said Wolfie.

And then you sent me that other video. Oh, yeah. What was it? Yeah, because Calvin was like, again? Oh, oh, oh, bro. That was so funny, bro. Because he already said, Calvin already said, oh, that's good. I want to meet Wolfie.

Yeah. Right? Yeah. And then he said another thing. Calvin was like, he had another Wolfie? I said, yeah, so can you say hi to Wolfie? And he says, again? Like, bro.

Like we had a litter. You know what I mean? That's cute. How many freaking Wolfies do we have here? Is this the one? Yeah. But you can't play the song. Did your wife mind you posting this or no?

I was like, babe, we have to post this. You got to do this for the gram. That's really cute. Did you put your dates at the bottom? I should have. Yeah. Only Chris would do that. Chris's new dates are going to start being,

I'm going to be at the Southwise Preschool. Good luck. What do you think of that baby? Good. Yeah? Yeah, I want to take videos. We're taking videos. You know the baby's name?

What? Wolfie. Again? Yeah, that's Wolfie. It's another video of Wolfie, yeah. Again? Just the way he said it. So funny, dude.

He was like, again? Anyway, I said him straight after that. I was like, there's one Wolfie. Go to your room and think about that. We doing it up here. We have a wolf. We have a tiger. I'm just going to rename Calvin's name to Shark.

Shark. Shark. Hey, dude. Hey, Great White. Happy birthday. Great White. That's his nickname? People call him Great White?

That'd be frowned upon, dude. Oh, my God. Gangster, though, right? This is my son, the Great White. He's like, my name is Shark. My friends call me Great White. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For short.

It's not even shorter. Great White. There was a kid named Shark on my football team. No. Was he white black? That's a nickname, though. Because people are like, because he's a killer on the field. Yeah, maybe. I don't know. His official name can't be Shark. Even teachers call him

Shark. Black kid. Does anyone know the answer? Yes. Shark. Yeah. Let's take a little break, guys. Because, fellas, let's be honest. Are you the same guy you were 10 years ago? I know I'm not. Me either.

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2022 yeah what you got nick i don't know i think that oh dude people's faces after they fight huh uh we may not be able to show this so if uh we had to cut it out go to the patreon but uh moicano he's just legendary for his post-fight interviews and this was yeah ufc don't play around. I love you, again. I love you,. Boy, Carlo. You're not allowed to tell us. Can I talk to you a little bit? Yes.

My father is 62 years old, and he had a baby yesterday. So, bora, papai. Eu te amo, seu filho da. 62 anos botando o menino pra jogo, eu vou ter que ter um outro filho. I'm telling him, tomorrow when I get home, I'm going to get my wife pregnant another time. Because if my father, 62 years old, can populate the world, I can too. Money Moicano 3 is coming. Is there like 17 people there?

Yeah, why is it not? It's the Apex Center, so it seats 300, but this was a bad fight, so it looks like there's only about 20 people there? Yeah, why is it not? It's the Apex Center, so it seats 300, but this was a bad fight, so it looks like there's only about 20 people there. DC's like, right, right, so who do you want to fight next it's awkward huh and i don't want a dad okay well um that guy should do therapy huh he loves america and he wants to kill the bad guys how about his dad pumping 62. that's pretty crazy he beat brian brian was 70 was 5 56 when he had a kid 56 yeah and now he's got another one right 57 yeah oof gotta be 58 when that comes out um is he having another kid yeah yeah yeah he's crazy man. Yeah Yeah

It's good. He's just you know, he's just so sexy his wife can't get out his wife can't stop, you know Yeah, he's just a sexy guy. That's what happens. Whoa, bro. I saw this naked stand-up You know, okay rip a naked comedy show in NYC is stripping away pretenses and clothing for a liberating night of laughs the nudity only gets you so far it's like could you get better shape or okay yeah I know what you have to say oh wow what do you think I have to say just be funny thank you yeah don't do like what the fuck you don't need to do this this is what's wrong with our fucking business right now dude like this is the thing man it's every business really but people are so

like like stand-ups not enough for people because most people are trash at it yeah so then they go well let's have let's add roast battle right let's have like poetry music let's get naked get a guitar I'm surprised I don't do some shit like it's like let's have clean comedy and it's just like somebody doing laundry on stage right they're washing their clothes or be like you guys ever go to Starbucks and they have to put their clothes on like and then the people that like JFL will be like oh yeah you do a comedy show well that's my clean comedy show it's like hey middle fingers up just be fucking funny man yeah i'm tired uh yeah i just i just i can't i just don't get it and there's no longevity to this well no i mean and the weird thing is some of these people might be funny but

like what are you doing you know like you might be funny, but like, what are you doing? You know? Like, you might be funny on stage, but like, what are you doing? It's not even these people I'm saying. I'm just talking about the concept of it. Yeah, the concept is the concept of it being like, damn it. It's almost like, wow, we're not, people aren't coming to our show. You know, it's like the people who,

we gotta get, what can we do? Let's come up with a gimmick. Because it's like, that's what I'm saying. How about work on stand-up? Yeah, I mean. i mean just work on it but also that couldn't have went well it's not the same that couldn't have went there's no longevity it couldn't have went well you know i don't know i mean it'll go well for a little bit maybe i don't think so i just because good comics aren't gonna do that the audience is naked, too. No, they're not. They're clothed. No, they show that guy's little dick for hours.

No, just a second. Look, who goes? That would be ridiculous. First of all, he would stink. Ugh. Yeah. Ew. The seats are all wiping down.

The seats are like, what are you talking about? The late show, you're like, oh, man. Oh, God. Just so drunk. The shots are great, though. So much assault. The what? The shots. Oh, yeah, they have clothes on. Just perfectly blocking out. though. So much assault. The what? The shots.

Oh, yeah, they have clothes on. Perfectly blocking out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, they had to work on that. She has long titties, huh? Yeah, that's really wild. A couple of drakes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's almost a scarf. She can do it like a scarf. I don't know. I just feel like I hate that kind of stuff. Imagine you're there and you're like, dude, I got the guys from Kimmel coming to watch my set. Dude, I hope't know. I just feel like I hate that kind of stuff. Imagine you're there and you're like, dude, I got the guys from Kimmel coming to watch my set. Dude, I hope I can. I hope tonight goes well, man.

Netflix is out there. I got to be clean, though. Netflix is out there, dude. I hope it goes well. I don't know, man. I just, I don't know. I don't know what's going on. Not a big dick in the room.

I can get into that. I don't know. First of all, that would be – how awkward is that? So you're on stage, you're doing your jokes, and maybe you catch eyes with something. You can't get hard while you're doing – Louis C.K.'s like, they're doing what? No, it's crazy.

It's crazy. I don't – It makes sense for him to be there. Yeah. He'd just be like – he just shows up. I'm just going to hang out in the green room. Is this the Naked Comedy Show? I'm just going to hang out in the green room. Is this the naked comedy show? I'm just going to hang out in the green room.

I think that it's... How many of those comics, I'm sorry, but how many of those comics do you think actually... I bet you there's like 10 of them. Sell tickets? No, no. That are going to make a Louis C.K. reference at that show. That's the first joke that you're going to say. It's ridiculous.

I just saw this today. This clip from Louis C.K. back in the day. Yeah, it is. It keeps me sane. I'm a good citizen. I'm a good father. I recycle and I masturbate. And I'm proud of it.

And God's happy. And later I'm going to masturbate and I'm going to think about you. And there's nothing you can do about it. Shoes off. It was on Fox News or something. Is it an old clip or no? Oh, really? Yeah, she's acting.

It's a clip from a show. It's going viral today. Oh, why? Because people don't realize it's a bit? Because people don't realize it's... And it fooled you. You could tell it's acting. It got you.

The way she goes, you can tell. Right, right. No, people can't tell. Yeah, yeah. i mean you know can't let me ask everybody in the room a question yeah you if there's a post eric you can thank you okay there's a post of something whatever it might be yeah what's more important to you the post or the comments the post what are you saying as a creator as well what do you mean i'm seeing yeah whatever you might Or the comments? The post. What are you saying? As a creator? What do you mean?

I'm saying whatever you might be looking at. Like, for instance, like, let's say it's something about, you know, whatever. It could be Trump, Biden. It could be anything. It could be the election or it could be about a movie or it could be about anything that goes on. Do you care? You have to really ask yourself. Take a second and be like does what moves you more the post itself and information you have or reading all the comments they're both weird

neither of them i know but it's a weird thing to think about because i think that there are people out there that they just they look at the thing and then they go let me see what people are saying well yeah definitely get a reaction of course there's a lot of that going on what i'm saying is even if even for yourself, you might look at it and be like, let me see what the comments are. I mean, it's like that's a weird thing because that's just people's random thoughts

as opposed to this thing. It's like, what's more important, this thing that's out here? Or the way people are responding. When I see a post, I think, okay, this is a certain, I think, okay, this is a certain – I immediately think of something like, all right, what are they trying to push? Like what kind of agenda or thing?

No matter who it is? Yeah, pretty much. Even your friends? Like Ryan? But see, you're jaded now, and I get that. Or are you talking about just political posts? Not just political posts. If it's somebody like – if it's a big – if it's like The Rock, in my head, I'm like, what's he selling?

Right, yeah, that's what I'm saying. Even Kevin Hart at this point, if they're a certain level, but if it's like you or Eric, I'm not like, what's their agenda? No, no, no, no, no. But I guess I'm not, I guess that's not what I'm saying. You're stupid. No, I'm saying like, if somebody posts something like, yeah, a really big celebrity or a political post or the news or something. I'm always like, what's this? I'm skeptical.

I'm skeptical, yeah. I'm always like that. And then if I look at the comments, I'll think those people who comment on things like over and over again, I don't – it's hard to take them seriously because they're just going to be commenting so much. Yeah, but you might go to like – well, here's what I'm saying. I don't know. You go to something like, if you go to TMZ and it's like, you know, something about like, oh, this celebrity was caught doing this or whatever.

You don't know any information or nothing. You see that. And then I think people's inclination is it's kind of like you start scrolling down and you're like seeing what people think. That's true. But I don't do that because it's usually madness. I understand. But, yeah, but who do you know that would put a comment under a TMZ article?

Nobody. Chin. Chin would do it. Why? Over and over again. I think you would because you would make a joke because that's what I do sometimes. Oh. I'll see a thing like they have this – so many people have gotten arrested at the come and go.

Yeah. Because they're jacking off. That girl got caught in there. Yeah, but I'm just like – I put a comment. I was like, at this point, they've got to change the name. Right, right, right. What I'm saying is like that's what I'm saying. So sometimes you'd look – but sometimes I'll see something

and it'll be like – you'll be like, man, you guys aren't even – if you look at these comments, I sometimes look at the comments to think like oh you guys are missing the point oh well yeah but again that's not the point like like now I've forgotten about now I'm all about like how stupid people are I guess I mean I just assume it's stupid it's all crazy why some people like you have more invested interest to be like I don't want to look at comments because you've just gotten tired of looking at the negativity. So then you're jaded that way because of that, you know? Yeah, maybe.

But even when it wasn't like this for me, I never went to – I care more about the post. Comments are – What about you? You know what I mean? You got to really – Because I don't be swayed by it either. When you leave here and you're looking at the internet again just see how many times because sometimes you'll see that number it'll say like six thousand yeah yeah yeah yeah

and then you're i might look at this to be like yeah the top ones especially with my friends but like on the drake one like the drake video i'm not gonna click on the comments it's just gonna be like yeah you know oh but it's you know it's just me bullshit yeah i wouldn't do that either it's just me stupid but but also but. But also, jokes in the comments is different. Like, you look at it, oh, what are they going to say? It's so funny. But if it's like a UFO post, I'll read the comments. Because some people are like, oh, this is fake.

Here's a link. It's interesting to see what people, you know. If it's certain political shit or like UFOs. I don't know, man. Yeah. Well, there was one. Did you guys see that? It was like on an army base.

A huge wave came crashing through the- Yes, the water. The water. So the person that originally put the post up actually put out the post again and said that. It was like, hey, listen, this wasn't a tsunami. Somebody stole my video and put false facts. This is what actually happened.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you just kind of go like, damn. Well, that's what I'm saying. Even the yeah and you just kind of go like damn well that's what I'm saying even the post it's like the post is that's what I'm saying so you look at something like that where it's like you know this is uh clearly from his show and people are like they don't know people people are also people love to like clout chase right it's like so they see that post and they want to be in the comments being like basically being like I'm a good person. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I find this to be outrageous.

It's like, yo, dummy, this isn't real. Right, right, right, right. Yeah, there needs to be a bad guy so you can be a good guy. Yes. Yeah, yeah. Yes. I like to look on really wholesome posts. My feed is just like dog pictures and babies and then looking in the comments to see how fast someone somehow makes makes whatever it is negative it's crazy so I do do that I know but

what but I'm not it's not a knock I'm just saying yeah if you think about how you look at things yeah and I think that like the comments and what like this sort of communal environment that we've created of being like let's see what other people think it supersedes the like what is this actually about and what point are they really trying to make? Because now it becomes about all this other stuff. You know what I mean? But that is a game. How quickly – it's like take a shot.

How quickly do you think – it should be the over-under. How quickly is this going to get negative? You go five comments before it gets negative or something. So it's a weird thing, man. I don't know. I think about like Drake and, putting his dick out there. Like... Or I was thinking about also, like, Taylor Swift.

You know how, like, they tried to make it be, like, Celine Dion. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. And it's just like, dude, everything you fucking do. Yeah. It's exhausting, bro. And, by the way, that's the uber, uber famous people. Like, bro, it's exhausting for me, dude.

And I'm not even close to this. You know what I mean? I think I feel. No, but I'm saying it's not even the negative shit. It's like. You should get some support. But not even like the negative shit. I don't even mean just negative shit.

I just mean everything. Whatever it is, it's always under a microscope. For that, that's crazy. a microscope it's for that that's crazy like that's because that that's a story right like someone saw it well because that's how they people will the problem is because the the algorithm and the social media and youtube they promote this i know it's like to get views get money it has to be over seven but it's like you say they say oh she snubbed uh yes celine dion when i see that post i immediately think no she didn't yeah that already so i already think the post is well first of all

you know you and i think that because we're right in yes yes small level we get out but most people go i can't i love this yeah yeah yeah maybe yeah that's my dude what's like i i was saying the other day because you know my baby's having health scares all i'm like i gotta stop working so much i'm pulling back on torn that's all i said so i'll do still do sets around la yeah do places close to california but as far as me being gone for three four days i'm pulling back right away boom brent shop retires from comedy oh brent shop quits comedy i'm like oh oh yeah somebody was yeah that gets yeah no somebody texted me a friend was like is brent shop quitting comedy and i was like huh and then right then i did my podcast. He was like, is Brendan Schaub quitting comedy? And I was like, huh? And then right then I did my podcast.

And I was like, what's this thing about Brendan Schaub quitting comedy? He's not quitting comedy. He would have told me. And yeah, that's weird how that fucking. But that's news. But I hear that. I'm like, I know he's not quitting comedy. Because you know.

Of course, I would have told you first. But the news can't. They're not going to get clicks. It goes, Brendan's baby has health scare. He decides to pull back from stand-up. Still doing spots. Yeah, nobody click on that. No,, Brendan's baby has health scare. He decides to pull back from stand-up. Still doing spots. Yeah, nobody click on that. No, you're like, whatever, dude.

But this is like, at a certain point, Taylor Swift has just have to just be like, this is helping me, so fuck it. It must be so difficult to be her right now. Well, did you see just the power she has? So they created a fake meme or whatever, her getting railed by the Kansas City Chiefs players. And it's her bent over in the locker room. Oh, they're about to change the laws. Dude, they shut it down.

They're about to change. No, they're actually about to make a law about this, which is great. Good. You know what I mean? Good. Oh, they switched it. You could not search Taylor Swift for a while on X.

You can't search Drake's penis right now. Yeah, that's what Kristen just told me. Powerful. Yeah. She's the one that told me about it. But the Taylor Swift stuff, they get rid of. Come on, dude. I'll DM her it.

That's great. It's true. She goes, babe, I can't find Drake's penis. Well, the truth is, the truth is, here's what happened. He put Babe, mine's like this, right? No, she knows. But here's the thing. Look, she watches it.

Kristen, let us send in a video. She says, Drake's penis leaked and it's huge and people are losing their minds, LOL. I said, let's see it. So I asked for it. And she said, oh, they blocked his searching name on Twitter now. My boy Nick found it on the dark web. It was me all along, dude. I wanted to see that healthy, same-sized penis as mine.

But brown. Because my shit is fucking crazy white. Is it? I mean, you think, I don't see the sun up here? Bro, my penis never sees the sun. Never, ever sees the sun, dude. Never sees the sun. And it is so white don't do it and it is so white bro you see polar bears think whiter all right polar bears see my penis they go like this

but but they go wow so dumb too white yeah yeah you You see her interaction with the NFL. It made the Kansas City Chiefs and the NFL like $300 million. Yeah, she's the most powerful person. What if? My buddy put a thing out. It said Madden 25, and it was a picture of Taylor Swift. Oh, that's funny.

What if Taylor Swift just tweeted, fuck the NFL right now? World War III? World War III? NFL right now? World War III? World War III? Hilarious. World War III? Shut up, Russia. We have to deal with it. She's about to find out how powerful the NFL is.

Yeah, true. The fact that you know that. I do, yeah. It shows how powerful her PR team is, though. What? Because people on the internet started talking about it, and every big publication has a picture of her with Celine that they took after, and they're all like.

Like it says, Grammys explained. She's basically like LeBron of PR. By the way, by the way, by the way. When I saw it in real time, I thought she snubbed her. Really? My wife said she goes. Oh, dude. I did.

No, to be fair, even Joanna was like, what the fuck? Who doesn't bow down to Celine Dion? Excuse me, excuse me. I was like, right? She just won the fucking Emmy. Thank you.

Or whatever. She's not thinking. It's her fourth one. You're winning a Grammy. She's won four. I don't care. You're winning a Grammy. It's your moment.

Fuck this bitch. That's a little overboard. That's a little overboard, Eric. Whoa. Don't slam the queen, dude. Celine Dion. She has health issues. Don't do that. She just came back from cancer, you fuck. Whoa. Don't slam the queen, dude. Celine Dion. She has health issues. Don't do that.

She just came back from cancer, you fuck. Hey. She's there. Ruthless. Ruthless. Hey, listen. If you're in the game, I have no excuses. Your heart will go on.

Yeah. She's probably in the background. She has stiff person syndrome. She doesn't have cancer, bro. Everything's not cancer. No, it was cancer with her. She's actually dialed in, bro. No, it's stiff cancer. she doesn't have cancer bro everything's not cancer no it was cancer whether she's actually dialed in no stiff cancer called stiff actually dialed in man chris syndrome right there you're a stiff person nah bro no but i'm loose it's like what are you supposed to do it's like all the other ones do it here's my thing don't she brought

lana del rey on stage don't have her be atmys doing that. If a person can't just do the thing that they do. It wasn't a snub thing, dude. It was a little bit of a snub. No, it wasn't. It would be like if you're at a graduation and Celine Dion is the person giving out the diplomas. I would be like, holy shit. And you have to go like this every time. They go like, Chris D'Elia. And you go up and you have to be...

Oh my God, I love your stuff. Yeah, right. It's so disingenuous, man. Titanic. Look what Miley Cyrus did with Mariah Carey. She was like, come on, you stay up here. You're the queen. You're the reason we're all here. So that was extra, though. Celine Dion?

That was special. Extra special. Does she really believe that? That's not bad to do. That's nice to do. But you don't have to do that. You don't have to do that. She owns Christmas.

Shoo-ba-doop. Oh. Shoo-ba-doop-a-doop-a-doop. I don't do duets, dude. I don't do that. No, I don't, dude. I do solo shit. I wish I had a clip of us doing duets.

Mariah Carey actually has two different versions of herself. That version of Mariah Carey is the one I knew from when I was in 90. That's the one, dude. She had six number one albums in a row. Now she's a little thicker. She started- A little thicker. Like rappers.

Yeah. She changed her style. It's weird. But that fucking shoo-ba-doo-ba-dum. Oh, I don't do duets do you see glitter what hard no hard pass you know what the one of the worst songs ever is the video with her when she has the nerd remember the nerdy guy in the mtv yeah bro you know what i'm talking about no i do oh come on the mariah care Mariah Carey with the nerd? So what? I know it.

So what? My body. Yeah. The worst one is. What's that one? That's not her. I know. The worst song in the world. Is it?

Yeah, it is. And Kristen loves it. Well, the good one is the one where she made a song about Eminem. Isn't that great? No, I don't remember that. Oh, Obsessed? Why are you so obsessed with me? And then he came back with a battle rap on her.

Oh, really? Baby, if you give it to me, I'll give it to you. Dude, the worst song of all time. Busta Rhymes, Tattoo. Dude, what's up with that tattoo that guy's got? That was lit back in the day. But was it? Wow, he is. I don't know if you've ever seen Busta Rhymes in person Dude, what's up with that tattoo that guy's got? That was lit back in the day. But was it? Wow, he is.

I don't know if you've ever seen Busta Rhymes in person, but he's a huge man. He used to be super jacked. You want to get all saucy? No, but I'm talking about huge. His fingers are like one finger. Yeah, he's a big guy. Drake. He's like one finger.

He's like a Drake penis. Just five Drake fingers. Each finger is a Drake penis. And he has a hoodie on. Yeah, dude. No pants. I think that Busta Rhymes in the beginning was the shit, dude. That whole fucking ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya.

When I heard that. I didn't enjoy that myself. You did? Oh, yeah. How about. Put your hands where my eyes can see i go what excuse me white people go see hamilton no we love it man um white people love buster himes uh did you see this eric uh lisa and got kicked out of the post i see this, Eric? Lisa Ann got kicked out. Here's another post. I see this. I think, nah, but what really happened?

I did nothing wrong. I didn't touch my phone. I wanted to see Matt Wright. He's a friend of mine. You don't know. I did nothing wrong. That's just crazy. She's looking pretty good.

People get kicked out of his shows all the time, though. It's crazy. For filming? Yeah, you did it. You did the thing. For filming? Yeah, filming and acting up. Because the problem is...

But she's cool. She's a celebrity. Yeah. That was crazy. That's crazy that that happened. Yeah. I actually know this. I can...

She has a sports podcast. I used to be in a fantasy football league with her. She's sore, but it has nothing to do with the arrest. She's a porn star, right? the arrest She's a porn star right What She's a porn star I don't She might be retired

I don't know She knows MMA Like a motherfucker She knows She's cool bro She's smart Yeah she's smart Yeah she's smart

I've seen her work Yeah I don't I mean she probably is Friends with Matt Reif Like I don't You know He was at the AVN awards Yeah

And he hosted it Yeah Oh yeah that's right Yeah people get Crazy at shows I mean that He was at the AVN Awards. Yeah, he hosted it. Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah, people get crazy at shows. I mean, that happens all the fucking time. But, I mean, you know, it's funny. The cops would know she's a celebrity, though. I'm like, yeah, she's probably good.

Yeah, I posted a clip of a heckler. It's so fucking weird, though. Like, I posted a clip of a heckler just now, like yesterday and the dude was going ha ha like that you know that's the way he laughs no it was you know it was and it was like i had to be like yo bro you know like it's becoming about him and i was like you got to stop what the fuck and and i was like stop doing that and so i put up a guy heckled me and he had a cowboy hat on i roast him a little bit you know um and people were like he was just laughing bro we're sensitive and it's like dude comment said that trust me i had to do this i know not that one the one right there yeah

we could probably play this right nick hey you're laughing at that? You seem very well adjusted. It's funny, dude. And then he's doing this. It's not a TED talk, you know that, right? And obviously I'm cutting out a lot of shit, but he was like... He kept talking?

Yeah. No, with a cowboy hat? Like, obviously... You don't cry? What if your horse breaks up with you? Also dude, I'm giving him like a... Hey bro, you gotta leave if you're gonna be a fucking asshole, you know what I mean? Everyone's clapping because he was being disruptive.

I understand you're with your girl, I don't wanna embarrass you you and it's cool. You got an upgrade from a horse, but still All right, you legs will do dude, that's what he said when he's sorry he said You mean just like all right, you showed up at the first date with flowers and a saddle He said hey she said hey he said no hey Like all just silly shit. And people are just like, wow, dude. You're fucking sensitive, huh? Like, I'm just people.

It's insane. Here's the trick. Check this out. So I also also at the end of that, let me just say at the end of that, they were like, oh, we're going to kick him out. Like, no, don't kick him out. Like, just leave him. We love you, bro. Like, it's all good.

Just like chill. But I understand. What if he was like, how dare you do that to him, Chris? No. I was on stage with Matt, okay? Rife? Yeah. And this girl, this woman, she's like, this is our day off from the hospital. Right, right, right, right, right. In the middle of the show? Yeah. And I said, well, what are you doing at the hospital? Yeah, yeah this girl, this woman is like, she's like, this is our day off from the hospital.

Right, right, right, right, right. In the middle of the show? Yeah. And so I say, well, what are you doing at the hospital? Are you a nurse? She's like, oh, no, my kid has cancer. Right. Okay.

You know? And so then I say, so you left your kid with cancer to come see Matt Rodgers. Yeah. I'm being a joke. And the lady's like. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The people going in about like. Of course, of course.

I can't believe. Of course. And so then I'm like, look, in this video. Yeah. The woman. I know, I know. It's crazy. Is laughing.

She's having a good time. It's crazy, bro. It's crazy. She's having a good time. It's never the people. It's never the people, dude. It's so unbelievable. I do this joke about paraplegic.

Look at Nick commenting. I do a joke about paraplegic. Look at Nick commenting. I do a joke about paraplegic. There was a whole line of paraplegic, like 10, 11, 12 people in wheelchair. Just laughing, you know. They couldn't clap, but laughing. You know what I mean? I'm kidding. No, but like just laughing.

And if I posted that, even if I showed them, they'd be like, bro, there's going to be some fucking. That's crazy. Yeah, it's really to be some fucking. That's crazy. Yeah, it's really weird, man. But it's like. No, but that's the internet. There was this one comment that I had to comment on because this girl was like, oh, this is so. Yeah, I know. She went like this.

I can't believe he did that. Even Matt is like, what? Oh, God. And I'm like, was he? Yeah. What? And I just kept capital letters. Was he?

It's like, he posted this. Yeah. Like. You I just kept capital letters. What? It's like he posted this. Yeah. Like. You're a bad guy. People are fucking. Crazy, bro. Idiots. Crazy.

Absolute idiots. Crazy. This 11-year-old reporter is taking over Super Bowl week. Oh. Well, I started to do this at the age of seven years old because I wasn't able to play sports due to some medical issues. Oh, dude's a star. I mean, this guy's a star already.

Speaks better than I do. I started doing sports and journalism at the age of seven, and I started my YouTube channel. And, yes, I do think that I can keep this as a career because I do still love the sport, and I do know a lot about it. So I think that interviewing people could be a long career for me. Oh, my goodness. That was amazing. MJD, you in trouble, bro. I got one more question for you. You're in trouble, Michael Robinson.

Okay, who are you moving to ask a question to? I mean, I'm honestly excited to interview everybody. I mean, they've shown, they've proved that they are the top teams in the league, so it's really just great to be able to talk to everybody. I love it. We're going to have a ball out here. It's going to be great if

right then he also said, and Trump 2024. Trump 2024. That would blow people's minds. I'll tell you what, that kid would have a career in a heart. He'd be on Fox News. It's Fox News.

He just turns around like this. Hi. I'm your little black king. Jeremiah Fennell on Rumble. That's him? He's on Rumble? He's not on Rumble, but that's his name. Yeah, Jeremiah Fennell.

Superstar. Let's see that Patrick Mahomes interview. Every time I hear Patrick Mahomes, I think of, remember that song? Mah, Mahome, Mah, Mah, Mahome, Mah, Mahome, Mahome boy. But I was like, Mahome, Mahomes. I think of, remember that song? Mah, Mahome, Mah, Mah, Mahome, Mah, Mahome, Mahome boy. But I was like, Mahome, Mahomes. Hi, Patrick. Hi, Patrick. My name is Jeremiah.

I'm a local journalist, and I am here with the NFL Network. It is an honor and privilege to be speaking with you today. It's great meeting you, Jeremiah. So, you know what's crazy? I had a whole list of questions that I wanted to ask you, but now that I'm up here on the podium, I don't even want to ask them anymore. Because, let's be real, this is your fourth time going to the Super Bowl, which means that this is your fourth opening night event.

And if you look around, all of these reporters waiting to interview you, I want to have a little bit of fun first before all the chaos begins. So, is that okay? Let's do it, man. So, I want to build a fantasy team but on two conditions the rules are simple we both have you as our quarterback since you're one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time and the second rule is that you can't pick anyone that's on the current cheese roster but you can pick players that are current or all-time players in the nfl okay sounds good

sounds good all right so who's gonna pick first? You got first. All right. Let's do running back. I'll pick Barry Sanders. All right. Barry Sanders? I'm doing Earl Campbell. Okay. Wide receiver number one. Randy Moss for me.

Dang it. Okay. I got Jerry Rice. Okay. All right. Wide receiver number two. Wide receiver number two. Wide receiver number two. Let me go with – I'll go with Tyreek Hill.

All right, give me Calvin Johnson. Yeah. All right, listen. Wide receiver number three. That's crazy. He lost Chris. No, no, no. I knew like two or three of those players.

But that guy, that kid, dude, here's all I think of. If I was that kid, if Calvin, do you know how I would explode from pride? Dude, I'd be crying the whole time. I'd quit everything. I'd become like a helicopter dad. It'd be like when you see kids on The Voice, you know, and the people turn around and they cut to the parents. They're all like.

Cry. Yeah. You know what i mean i love that that's gonna be me i mean billy grows up and just is fucking nailing that hi tyreek hill or whatever the fuck you're saying i'm almost said i'm a tyreek hill fan dude i love that shit that's amazing bro people be like billy how'd you get into sports well it wasn't from my stupid dad he wouldn't let me watch. Yeah. Calvin's not into this. I want it to be completely different than my dad.

Calvin's not playing any sports? No, not yet. Not yet. We wanted to get him into soccer last year, but... That's a waste of time. Is it? Why? Wrangling cats.

Yeah, but running around. It's ultimate for you, Stag. Well, yeah. I mean, but he's also three. Yeah. Is he? I thought he was four. Well, he's going to be four this month, but... So he can play baseball, but he's also three. Yeah. Is he? I thought he was four. Well, he's going to be four this month, but.

So he can play baseball? Now he can, yes. Listen, not everybody's going to be pro in like two years, like your kid. Fuck off, man. Get after it. Get after it, Calvin. Just in the. Come on.

This guy, stand up. This guy over here is Mr. Baseball all of a sudden. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you want me to do, man? You didn't even care about it until somebody went like this. You know your kid's good. And he was like, oh, shit, I got to. Trying him do, man? You didn't even care about it until somebody went like this. You know your kid's good. And he was like, oh, shit. I got to.

Trying him deals, man. Yeah. He can get an NIL deal soon. Hell yeah. He's going to be driving to high school in a Bentley. How's it going to feel if you're like, your kid literally, before even becoming pro, because there's actually semi-pro right baseball. So he could be making money for college.

Man, it'd be dope. Penalty to the Lampon. That's going to be something, huh? It'd be dope. Penalty to the Lampon. When he pulls up in a Bentley, you're going to be like, what the? Dude, he was playing with the older kids on Saturday. There was this Mexican kid throwing junk, throwing fat.

Mexican kid. In my head. He was all Latinos. Yeah. That's how you know he's playing high level. I'm sorry. He just looked like it's a transformer. Yeah.

A Mexi kid. Mexi kid. Roll out. Yeah. Quesadilla. He's just laying there. Tamale. Qesadilla. Yeah, yeah.

Transform. But this fucking old kid was throwing heat. Uh-oh. So stupid. It's a fucking. So stupid. There's piñatas. You said Mexican.

This kid was throwing heat, and I thought to myself, oh, I can hit that. There's no hit that there's no wow and tiger was just in there. Oh, there's no oh wow There's no way cuz he got some swag to him. Yeah, you talk a smack Dude grab the kids do it you letting them wear chains Are you letting him wear chains? He has a chain. Wait, hold on. No! He's Mexican! Tiger is a monster!

How old is he? Yeah, he'll be eight in February. That's hilarious, bro. Throwing gasolina? Yep. All these kids got swag, man. What if you were in the car, you were listening to music, and he just in the backseat was just like, I don't feel myself.

And he's just like, yo, dad, turn that shit off, bitch. Wait. There he goes. There he goes. Yeah, yeah. myself and he's just like yo dad turn that shit off bitch yeah yeah the burner just really good like still car still going forward you just be like are you what Yeah, yeah. Oncoming traffic. Hey, it is what it is. I don't think anybody's been great at anything without having a monstrously huge ego. Yeah, fair facts. I remember seeing Michael Jordan on the Arsenio Hall show. And he's sitting on there and he says to Arsenio, he's like, nobody can guard me.

He was like, do you think anybody can guard me? Just the way he was talking, he was like, of course he's like that. Why wouldn't you be like that? Why wouldn't you just be like, I'm the greatest. That self-belief. Yeah. That's why you hear about these kind of people. They talk so much smack.

That's what's great about rap, dude. Hip hop. You know what I like listening to? I like listening. I like J. Cole. I? I like listening to... I like J. Cole. I like listening to that crew of people like J. Cole, Drake, and all them guys. And you listen to their raps, you know they all think they're the best

of the group. I don't care. Just the things that they say, I'm like, you know, even if he's rapping on Drake's song, he's like, you know, I'm better. He still has a reference on there about being the GOAT. It's like it's so... You know, because you have to He still has a reference on there about being the GOAT. Yeah. It's like it's so, you know, because you have to have that.

Of course you have to have that. Frank Sinatra and Tony Bennett used to do that too. And I'm the best. Oh, my God. You're so stupid. Suck my dick, bitches. It's called battle standards. What else you got, Nicholas? Is that it?

That's it I'll fucking murder you You fucking bitch I can't love you Putting on a bit Dates Yeah Chrisley.com Dude I got a bunch of new ones

I'm gonna be in Shreveport Go do that I don't even know where that is Live Fire and the Kid podcast Austin We're doing Red Sea in Austin Once a month It starts next Thursday

That is February 15th. One show only. Brian Cal and myself, live podcast. Very special guests. One show, get your tickets. That's good. Yeah. We should be doing that.

I know. No, no. Somebody's too famous over here. Too cool. The Justin Timberlake of our fucking... Not even listening. Not even listening. I didn't listen.

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