The Golden Hour - Never Believe Ne-Yo | The Golden Hour #157 w/Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: November 7, 2025

The guys talk about how much they miss their experiences at Erewhon together and how Chris won't be as tight with the guys as soon as Erewhon opens up by his pad. Also, they discuss how delicious Huaco Eatery is, which memorabilia items the guys would actually buy, the scariest thing Brendan witnessed in New Orleans, their favorite and least favorite hot sauces, Nick's multi year long chronicling of his Eggs Benedict adventures through pictures, an update of Chris' macros, Erik's protein pancakes and love of shiny booty's and much more! Get this episode AD FREE + 2 PATREON ONLY episodes/month only at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcastQuince - Go to https://quince.com/golden for free shipping on your order and 365-day returnsDraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sports book app and use code GOLDEN. That’s code GOLDEN, bet five bucks and get 3 months of League Pass plus get $300 in bonus bets if your bet wins.Stash - Go to https://get.stash.com/golden to see how you can receive TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS towards your first stock purchase and to view important disclosures.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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nowhere okay I'm going to get a burrito just a second guys I want to order horse yard no get this on it ooh should I get a wild grilled fish or shrimp you know what I want a shrimp burrito

fucking guy what happened to your diet Eric this is my lunchtime it's my first meal I can't get a shrimp burrito nah man Brennan we're getting sharkies

remember we used to get sharkies Remember, we used to get sharkies. We're getting sharkies. Oh, I love sharky. Guys trying to live the glory days. Go fuck yourself. See? What you just did right there?

We're not in Calabasas anymore. You guys got to... I know. We're in some bullshit part of town, man. I like it better. Noho's a burgeoning area. I like it better, you fucking pieces of shit. No, it's not better.

I miss Air One. Nah, bro. I go to Airwone was clutch, dude. No, I'm talking about it. But after this? You know what? Now it's just you guys. This conversation isn't going my way.

Like, having. Having Air One as part of seeing you guys every week It's like, ooh, I get to go to Air One and... Oh my God, you can go to Aeroon whatever you want. No, but, you know... They're opening one near me. Are they later? I'll never see you guys again.

Well, we need to move to podcast over there. That's what... Nah, I'll get a fucking... Oh, dude, we're... Oh, dude. We're getting it. You're gonna get sour cream on that bitch? No.

You know what? You saw my protein cakes I made. Oh, God, with the syrup and my, and butter. No, I didn't put syrup. I put butter and honey. Oh, honey, bro. But let me tell you. We're recording, right?

I'm going to tell you about there's going to be an heroin where I live. It's going to be fucking on, bro. It's going to be so on. Bro, once that happens, I go dark. There you go. I go dark. Really? What does that even mean?

I'm out. First of all, if it wasn't for me, you wouldn't have a membership at. air one. You out here just wasted 10%. Thank you very much. I don't even care. I don't care about the membership. I have the membership. Great. I do save money because of it. Thank you. You're welcome. Don't care. Don't care. Yeah, you're not even grateful for it.

But once an Arawan opens in my neighborhood, I go dark. And you won't hear from me again. What do you mean you go dark? You're just at Airw in the aisles and Airwan like a ghost? No, you won't. I, I'm going to talk to you less. I'm going to talk to you less You almost caught me on a spit You know there's no air one out here There's nothing even close

There's no air. Yeah You just have farms That's the thing about You just have farms Just go to a farm I was in Texas Recently I was in Waco

I was close right And And it close to Austin No Waco's not close Yeah it is It's an hour and 40 minutes away Okay Two hours away

Yeah He's a guy Will you take a tractor So we can flip it So you can flip a tractor bro So listen I go to Waco I go you know how like in the in Texas

They have them somewhere some places like They're like an indoor food eatery Where they got like a bunch of different Like they were they oh a restaurant no no no Because it's like like a court Like a food court Yeah it's like something you see at the mall But it's just a standalone

A bunch of random shit yeah There's like an Arby's and no no no but it's more, it's nicer stuff usually. Okay. Anyway, I went into one and I just go, let me try to get a, you know, something healthy. So I go to this Mexican place, I get a grilled chicken bowl. It comes out, it's not healthy. And I go, oh, whatever, I'm going to eat it anyway.

I was going to be a fucking asshole sending it back. So how do you know it wasn't healthy? Because of the sauce. Oh. And it was so good, dude. And I looked at see it. And this is a boring story. but I looked up to see if it's a chain

and it's not, it's only in Waco, Texas and I'm fucked. Why are you fucked? Because I can't have it anymore. Can't have it again. It was that good. It's Wachow-Eater. So if they open one of those,

you're really going dark. You won't ever hear from me. Chris, did you go into Buckees? There's a bunch of those in America. I've been to Buckees before you. But the thing about this place, Huaco Eatery, is the lady who was before me ordering, she's talking to the,

guy cooking the food and running the cash dessert and I'm like lady come on bro I hate you already ate get already ate and I'm like I'm hungry she was heavy she was heavy set because she actually was then came back to talk about more food yeah but nobody ever been the cane's chicken but hold on the walko eatery store okay yeah yeah yeah so so I go so I go I go she says oh I'm sorry go ahead to order I don't go to order and she says by the way this is the best food I've ever had and I go lady in my head I go lady you got you got to relax

I'm just trying to fit my macros here I'm just trying to get a grill I get it you're a macro Karen it was and it was this lady was right dude this lady was right it was better than Chipotle

oh dude it wasn't it was a higher end thing it wasn't a it wasn't a Chipotle style thing but did they have the scoops they had like the scoops they had like The scoopers and stuff? No, it wasn't like that. No. Oh, wow.

No, it was nice, dude. Bro, I won't stop thinking of that. Fucking try me. I won't. Nobody's trying you. Fucking bring up other shit. I'll still be thinking of that. Okay.

Go ahead. Bring up whatever you want. I'm still thinking of the fucking. Yes, I've had canes. Yes, I've had canes. I'm still thinking of Kwako eatery. But, and the, fucking, and the grilled chicken, it was so good. I got a shrimp taco, too.

It was okay. But then the fucking grilled, the grilled chicken taco and then the fucking beef taco. I got that, too, dude. And I'll be thinking of that. Go ahead, talk about Keynes. This is so aggressive for no reason. We got it. You had some bullshit place.

You don't know the name in a place. What's the name in a place? Huaco. H-U-A-C-O-Eatery. H-U-A-C-C-O-Eatery. I'll be in Hamilton, Ontario. I'll be in Chicago. Chicago's my kind of town, and I'm going to be there.

Chicago-Cristy. Tomorrow. Daytona, B-D-T-O-L-A, Florida, Jacksonville, Florida, Cleveland, Florida. House of Comedy, Minnesota. Tomorrow. And I'm still together. House of Comedy in Minnesota tomorrow. Go to the mall and let's do this.

The CEO of Keynes bought a dinosaur skull. Oh. The guy's a fucking asshole. Do you get from Nicholas Cage? Guy's an asshole. Don't buy a fucking dinosaur. The guy's neck. The guy's neck is missing.

What's worse? So is the next missing for the C-Rack? Pole, pole, pole, pole, five cars or a dinosaur head? I want to know. Oh, come on, bro. What's a bigger asshole? Oh, dinosaur head.

You buy so many cars for a dinosaur head. they're so expensive. You buy a dinosaur head. You don't even fucking get to take it anywhere. Yeah, but you know, when you have... He donated to a Louisiana museum.

Here's the thing. That guy should buy... That's cool. That guy should buy a knack. Oh, that's cool. That he's not an asshole. I thought it was just a fucking living room. That's what I would do.

Nicholas Cage did that. Remember when Nicholas Cage went broke? Yeah. He's buying that shit. Yeah, yeah. That's crazy. You know, if you have... If you're like one of those guys like, what's his name,

you know, they owns the clippers. Right. Oh, yeah. If you're at 300 billion dollars there literally isn't anything you can't buy sure or hire to steal from the louvre also they're tricking this motherfucker there's no way that's a real that's 60 to six million years i know but but what i'm saying is you you you have this wealth to buy shit that's the kind that's why

you know those auctions yeah yeah they're just auctioning off like christies just like christie's auctioned like merlin merrill's underwear yeah rich idiots are just like okay And it really is an ego thing, really. Could you imagine how much it Marilyn Monroe's underwear would go for, used underwear? $67. Some pervy billionaire would just be like, well, if you have a billion, you have her cloned, you know what I mean? Well, that's what you get the underwear. He's thinking about DNA, dude.

I'm still thinking about the chicken. So fuck off. Oh, wow. Fucko eatery. It was a chicken place. Hey, would you guys buy anything personal from a celebrity, like anything? I don't know. Yeah, I'd, like a hair strand from Charles Vanson, any of that stuff?

I don't think so. I want Michael Jackson's glove. My guy would be cool. Tupac, but I don't even know if I would. Maybe Prince's white guitar, the one that, you know what I mean? He's a whole fucking list, this guy. That'd be cool they have on the wall. He's ready to go.

I'd want the original Indiana Jones hat. He's got all things on the top of his head. With the whip. This fucking guy. This is the whip in the hat. You ask you for too much. That's why I ask this question. That's why I know Eric was ready to go.

Yeah, yeah. When I was, like, however old I was, when Indiana Jones came out, the first one, okay? I remember my mom and her friend, they wanted to go see this because they loved Harrison Ford. Cool, yeah. And I was like, I don't see a stupid-ass movie. I was a little kid. Change your life. Dude, when I got home, I had an extension, I had an extension cord on one of my mom's church hats.

And I was just, do, da, da, da, I was running around the couches and stuff. but I was like, wow, that was the greatest movie I'd ever seen in my life. His mom's church hats and his statured like he's a fucking gay electrician dude. Unreal. Unreal. Hey, sco pat. One bad break from Ed Dean.

You know? And so I would want that. I'd want the whip in the hat because of some nostalgia's thing. Nisalgia really is a motherfucker. There's nothing. You know, I have a friend of mine that's a big Star Wars. And he's got a nerd room that it's just like, it's too much. I don't.

That shit's too. Yeah, I mean, it's okay, you know, look, if you're into it, what is this, Celebrity Authentics? This is all stuff that celebrities have. I'll tell you something dumb Matt did. Well, I don't know if you would want me to say, but who cares? Whatever. So we're at a, we're at this club, and then, like, the owner of the club had, uh, baseball. He had, like, the cards, but the box is unopened, you know?

Okay. $10,000 worth. And that's like, yeah, I want. just the boxes yeah because the unopened I understand but but why

why were they at the comedy club because the guy had him he just hadn't opened them yet Matt bought them all and he was like then we're sitting there in the green room opening up cards

you know and I'm like what what card because because you can get lucky I understand you can end up getting like a card that's worth $11,000 or something you know because it's like oh my God

we got a Jordan rookie card or some shit like that basketball it was everything football you know so some people were into that No, I get that.

I'm not into that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's not stupid. The problem is kids aren't into, like, trading cards like baseball, football, basketball. They're into, like, Pokemon cards, which is super disappointing. There is still a big market, like our old sponsor arena club. There's people doing that on there. Yeah, for grown men.

I'm saying the young audience is not into cards. But, I mean, even Logan, Paul's got that, he paid $5 million for that Pokemon card. And now it's worth, like, $4. No, no, it's still. Well, whoever's willing to pay for, I don't know, but. But you see the guy who, I saw the board ape thing, you know how that, remember that NFT shit? Yes.

The guy, he's paid $400,000 for something and then now it's like 30 grand. Why is it even $30,000 now? Make it zero. I, Chris. Who's going to pay for it? I totally agree with you. 30 grand and $400,000. Yeah, just make it zero.

If you're buying anything like that, that ain't a deal. That's all stupid. It's really weird. I never understood NFT. Did NFT? just go away? Are NFT's not a thing anymore? Well, they're not hot, but they're, they're, they're around, but, and you can, like, they went from a million dollars to 60 grand. Weber had one, you know, you know, then he had a two million dollar, like, you know,

yeah. It's just weird. That's one of the stupidest things ever. Yeah. Like, NFT, how long did it last? Like, ask AI, like the NFT craze. It was a few months. It was like a year, maybe. I don't even know if it was a year. Maybe not. It was going for so much. much and now it's down to what's it say right there that was July 14th 2020 right but what is that oh that's the the price

essentially which is it's in Ethereum yeah okay right I see it I see yeah okay and then go to it was 92 now it's nine wow the peak before it started declined about a year

oh wow it didn't just decline it's just like down to that no man that's But now, if you're rich, you're buying that just to be like, oh, just for remembrance of how stupid it was. Well, also, you could buy it now. Maybe it'll go up again. Who the fuck knows with that?

I don't think so. No, I would never. But I'm just saying, you know, it's like people are still holding on their game stop shit, you know? Oh, is that done completely? Well, it went down. It's like my ride aid stock. What? What do you have it?

No, I'm just teasing. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got a blackbuster stock. Yeah. yeah um i just uh what would you guys buy you made me say i would either get something that tupac had or maybe i really like a director i like like john cussivettys or david linch or something oh god get off tupac's nuts man i don't really care otherwise what would you get from tupac though that you think it would be like

really like ooh i got his boy his you'd buy his boyfriend's chain stupid ha um his bullet hole shirt His fake guns, his fake gangster guns? No, I mean, like, Kristen almost got me something from, from an auction from Tupac once. I can't remember what it was. What it was? It was like a, maybe a diary or something. Oh, wow. Something like that, yeah.

That would be cool. Well, yeah, there is cool stuff. Like, his rhyme book or something? I don't know. I don't remember completely, but, yeah. And I would, like, I love John Cassavetti's. Like, I would like something from him. Did you know Michael Jackson was 6-2?

You got to be fucking kidding me. Isn't that crazy? Like, look at it up. I'm not sure. He was. I was looking at a video like Neo was talking about it. You were able to tell him this story. I never believe Neo.

Theo, tell us, 5-9. There you go. That's a Google 5-9. That was out of left field and wrong. Yeah. I don't know. I saw this Neo story. He was like, Michael was like 6-2.

I never believe Neo. You know what? It didn't seem believable. I was like, no, I don't think he was 6-2. Bro, hold the phone. Talk about macros. It says Michael Jackson weighed 105 pounds and was 5.9. Dialed in.

He was dialed in. It was macros. Hold on. The way you make me feel. The way you're making me feel. Yeah, he was really hungry. Let's take a little break here from chat with the boys. Cold mornings, holiday plans.

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With Eye Gaming Ontario Um What you know what I always think of Is when I hear Neo There was a really early episode of my podcast Congratulations where I talked about Imagine Calling in a radio station

and asking for requesting a Neo song and waiting for it. And I always think about that. I always think about, dude, there are people who are out there. We got Chris DeLeo on the line. That call in to a radio station and request a Neo song to be played and then wait for it. Yeah. And no knock on, Neo. Just the fact that anyone would have ever done that is crazy.

after 2000. They still do it. No, they still do it though. I know. I know. We got a request from Charlotte. She wants Drake. You know, but just play it on your fucking phone.

Have you heard his Diamond album? Who, Drake? Yeah, his album just went Diamond or whatever that was. It hasn't been a Diamond rap album in 20 years. Oh, which one? The new one that just came out or something. I don't even know one song on it. The new one's Diamond?

Yeah. No. With the Nick, we get next door or whatever the fuck his name is? I don't know. What's the name? The weekend next door. Party next door. I don't know.

Could do Diamond Drake. Iceman, name her. He's saying all sorts of wrong shit today, huh? No, no, no. There was just whatever album it is. Eric, you know, Drake was seven foot. That's the first fucking album here. Is it?

Second. Oh, I don't know. I was making a point. Nick, you don't need to fucking fact check me on a, and I'm on an album away. I need people know I'm a Drake fan. You saw they gave Drake a million dollars. for the fucking...

I almost took... Eh, who cares? Who's birthday? Steak gave him a birthday birthday break. That's all fake. All that's fake. That's good. Yeah, whatever.

I don't know where I was, but I had a... I had a, uh, um, eggs benedit. Oh, hold on guys. Hold on guys. You're gonna want to get locked in for this. It wasn't, it was like the potato... The thing was potato, like some sort of like...

I'm so glad I'm listening. Potato pancakes. fucking shoot me. Picks or it didn't happen. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't, we're supposed to just believe you? Eggs Benedict with potato things. You know what?

Oh, slight flex. Sometimes I fucking hate you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get your potato pancakes in. And what was the story? I was just telling Nick, I should have taken a picture of the Eggs Benedict. Hey, real quick, is there any celebrities that you can think of that surprised you how big they are? What?

What did you say? You see a venomy ass? for your eggs Benedict obsession. I take the pictures of eggs I'm supposed to fucking throw a party about it. It's not a Facebook page yet. Are you going to have

Brian Callan on? I'd love to on my Eggs Benedict podcast. What was that podcast me? Let me call Nick Davis. Hello? Today we're discussing

Hollandaise sauce and a different kinds, you know. Today we'll be discussing Hollanda sauce again, part four. Yeah, I guess.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, what else? There has to be a part for. What's this? A signed Tupac letter from the correctional facility, 13,000, 12,000. It's 12,000. Wow. That shit's probably fake. Well, that's the thing.

It's like, how do you verify this stuff? Nick, see what serial killer stuff they have on that. Brendan, it looks like you're jerking off, whatever you're doing. It's my magic mine, baby. Oh, nice, magic mine love it. Oh, I need some magic. Mr. Tupac's your course. So somebody, do we have magic mind?

So he wrote this? Whittly, I used to, fuck. Oh shit, who's you talking to? See me Cone? Check out the 32-cent stamp. Should I love to Whitley? I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go drive by that. You get a 64-cent stamp?

I used to fuck, I used to fuck with Whitley. I used to go there. Oh, 1837 Whitley Avenue. I know where that is. Exactly. Chris, we dugs. We dugs. Where?

Behind you, stupid bitch. Nick, did you hear me about the serial killer? Because I didn't know. old punk ass don't know where shit is ass bitch yeah can you guys still hear me i do like that what oh you can still hear me yeah i was asking nick what serial killer stuff can you buy i'm looking i'm looking he's looking it up you can get the glasses and shit yeah you want to get the thom of glasses i don't think so i don't

think so i don't think so i tried i tried buying a piece of charles manson's hair what a fucking gay guy you know what i was curious what a gay man Do you think that they got rid of all that Ed Gein stuff? No. What do they do with that kind of stuff? My boy, Zach Baggins, has the thing that he used to boil the heads and stuff in. He has the big. No, but I'm saying the skins and the body, like the, did they put, like, the mask he made and like the body suit?

Did they just get rid of that stuff? Well, they burn it? It decomposes. It decomposes, right? God, you're fucking sick. No, it's like leather. Ed Gein signed. Card.

Ooh, John Wayne Gacy was an artist. $3,500. $5 million. $10, Ed Gaines signed card. No, that's $5,500. Oh, I didn't see that. I thought it was a comment. You are so stupid.

Sorry, bro. I'm so late. You're so dumb. Keep going. Can't read numbers ass, bitch. I need to eat. I know. Can't even see-ass bitch.

Dumb-ass bitch. Stupid bitch. $5,000? That ain't shit. It should be $5 million. Oh, punk-ass can't read the fucking. So what else is I got? Let's see.

Menendez's family checks? Oh, that's crazy. Just get it cash. Jeffrey Dahmer signed. Christmas card. Oh, wow. Five grand, though. Yeah, but to Bob, though, your name's got to be Bob.

What do you do with that? Frame it, put in your living room. It's a centerpiece. Bob, look at this. I go to somebody's house and they have this. I'm like, that's like the guy from the, that's like the guy from the Nickelodeon. Richard Ramirez. What a steel.

That's a fucking solid deal, fellas. How do you even, but see, how do you price this shit? How do you verify it as the thing? I know. I mean, that's what I'm a great name. You never heard of that? No. I've never heard of it either.

That's a great name. What? Yeah. You're kidding me. You of all people. Dude, I don't want that bad juju in my house, man. That's not a thing. Bad jujuju.

Wait, is that the, what's the clown thing? Is that what's his face? This guy thinks of fucking Annabel dolls possessed. Which one? right there that's john wain gacy you went to what all right that backpack's lit um i went to new orleans dude if you had that stroke if you wore that backpack with charles manson's hair in it you'd be the gayest man alive i would love to see this but is that 6500 no no it's 65 now it's an idiot i'm looking a guy could fucking so hold on wait i would buy that ted bundy poster by the way

I'm going to talk about this, New Orleans thing. So you went, I saw you go to this. You went with your wife. So wife, wife isn't a paranormal stuff like me. I surprised her with a two-day trip, really a day and a half. Two-day trip to New Orleans,

stayed in the most haunted hotel. We went to the most old school haunted cemeteries, just me and her and the tour guide. And we went to all the haunted places in New Orleans. Okay. And so tell us about it a little bit. Yeah. I saw you're real, but.

You'll tell us about it, Brandon. I mean, I'd love to hear your ex. what did you guys you didn't you guys didn't sneak into a like a closet and bang one out no that's it bro it's about the ghost bro yeah but that's why you do it you just like you're scared you're like ooh Eric Eric this isn't some weird porno fantasy yeah dude stop talking about ghost jizz dude so now fuck you you're on board you're on board so check this out so the hotel we stayed in is from fucking 1800s it was a hospital and a bunch of kids it was a hospital where there was a bunch of disease in New Orleans.

So they housed all the like patients in the hotel. So our, our hotel room was actually a hospital bedroom. That's pretty, that's pretty, that's pretty wild. Historically that's, that's,

that's a trip. I slept fine. We did hear a bunch of random shit. Wife he didn't sleep at all. I was fine. I was like, unless the ghost is shaking me, I'm fine.

So she was like wired, like kind of scared. Like obviously, you know. Oh, so scared. Really? So scared. So she had fun, though. Okay, go ahead.

She had fun. So then we go to the cemetery and they have like the devices that scan for energy. I found a ghost, not a big deal. But he goes, take pictures behind you and see if anything pops up. Why if he took a picture, then we're out at the hotel afterwards. She's going through him. And there is a little boy in the picture peeking behind one of the caskets. Facts.

Did you hear this thing about, you got to send it to us? If you take a Tesla to a cemetery. Yeah, I can detect. energy then it's like you know i think they just did that on purpose if you're at a cemetery you can see like people are walking guys what are you saying i know what the words mean that are coming out of your mouth yeah if you're driving a tesla in a cemetery okay it picks up energy it picks up energy on the screen how you know how the Tesla will show you the cars this guy's acting like I don't understand the words.

No, no, no, I have to, I have to, man, I have to adult explain this to you. Okay. And then. It's the only good thing about a Tesla. You could see bodies. The paranormal activity. This makes me want a Tesla. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, all right. God bless. Hey, look, you get to fucking Tesla. You get a Tesla. Just call it your ghost catcher. Yes. Oh, my God, guys.

I'm not into any of the ghost stuff, huh? I like stories about them I just don't believe them Yeah And by the way We went to a psychic too A voodoo psychic 80 bucks

Oh Oh what a steal What did what did you learn Dude I came and tell you What's judgment day You can't tell us Yeah Um

Okay so So this is what this guy's doing Tesla sees ghost at cemetery Yeah Let me see this Nick Does he actually pick up some evidence No He might

so far nothing and he's going way too slow yeah well he wants to pick up the evidence i know but he goes he's going to be able to catch up it's really spooky shoot him at night he's going too slow spooky right i love how brennan's just upset he's going too slow you saw it oh we're at the end oh there yeah oh wow so he caught nothing he caught no he got a little glitch of a fucking thing i mean this is so stupid God, these fucking people. I think that Tesla just does it on purpose. That's part of the thing that they program in.

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and then this guy continued to pull out his insanely large penis and take a piss right in the middle of the street and it was hands down the biggest dick I've ever seen in my life really you haven't seen mine yet did you have did you uh did you give him your beads no I try to

I try to represent him on only fans nice yeah perfect I saw a video of some homeless guy he's a really big dick he's walking down the street in New York yeah then he just pulls down his pants Love it. And just P-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-Tro.

Yeah. Just like six pieces of shit just flew out his ass. No, no. Taking a shit, I won't stay in for it. No, it was one of these things

is that reason number 75 why New York sucks, you know? That's fair. That's fair. But this guy had this big ashy dick and he pissed,

he pissed Okay. So much to lotion it up for him. Well, here's the thing. To know the guy's dick is ashy. Oh, I would have

is very, no, no, you look, you look, you go, oh, the guy's dick's out of it. was ashy is like a lot yeah so okay so how big was it we're talking here b Brendan yeah a forearm um uh oh my this this no no no no oh so i swear my life this what but but thick

thick like a coke bottle and and and so hot all right and and purple but why would oh oh wow purple purple and ashy think of like you know when you buy a bag of grapes and the black grapes and there's like the weird like wax on them imagine a big cock of grape i am you know those long moon moon by the way uh raindrop grapes yeah think of a giant one of those like a squash almost a purple squash i am and that is uh unbelievable how'd that guy get home how's a guy like that get homeless just i mean make money off your cock it probably buying cars yeah yeah yeah it's like Wow You know

guys who have big dicks versus guys who have small dicks Sex has got to be better for guys with small dicks, right? Casey? You fit the whole thing in. Nice. Yeah, you're good too.

No, but you know what I mean? Like you fit the whole thing in. I wouldn't know because only the top eighth of my penis goes in. Ask my wife. I'll ask her. Ask my wife.

Kristen, does only the top half of, top eighth of Chris's penis go inside of your vagina. Anyway, how are the kids? My love to Calvin and Billy. Yeah. No, I bet sex probably tastes better. Feels better for it.

Chin, don't fucking laugh. Chin laughs at nothing ever except that. That's the first laugh for three years. Because chin's like, nah, I get it. I taste sex a little bit, kind of. Fucking chin in his fucking pots and pans. Yeah. Oh, bro.

That was good. Honestly, Chin's different now. Dude, we were in the group text. Everyone, just everyone listening. And Chin never responds.

Bro. Eric fucking sent a picture of him cooking pancakes. And Chin goes, oh, what kind of fucking, what kind of pan is that? That's a real pan. I was like,

Jesus Christ. No, he knew the name of it too. Yeah, I know. And you're a burner. Yeah, yeah.

And then I sent a picture of mine and he goes, oh, dude, you got a great burner, man. I'm like Chin. That's what I said, You know how I don't know Chis gay. Geron Carmichael gave me those pants.

Yeah, that's right. That was a funny joke. But also, what's up? He likes to cook. Chin loves to cook, right? He makes a good cook. He's a good cook. Chin, have you been cooking out in Texas?

Probably not. Whenever asking him when you do this, we can go, it was, same thing. Which is? I don't know. I don't know what that means. Got it. He just cries that he's not in L.A. anymore.

How about them burners? Look at that. and that you know what's in that tomato uh chicken rice egg whites fucking crazy morning just fucking crazy morning off to a good start oh oh that's what that is you think so fuck yeah dude you made that oh yeah it looks terrible oh yeah it does but it but it but it hits hey dude you want satiety what's that fucking

sat sat sat sat sat sat yeah fuck yeah studio dude dude satiation what is it you want to be satiated satiated you want to be satiated yeah come on over to my bullshit you want to be satiated

I don't like tomatoes but he puts rice in it you know it looks disgusting but you want be satiated is that eggs what is that egg whites white fucking guy you toss a little hot sauce on that of course i do afterwards not during while i'm cooking

this guy puts hot sauce on i don't what i used to think was disgusting this guy puts tabasco on salads bro that's not that weird it is you put it on everything if you're about it you put it on everything you did i'm not just hot sauce because i'm going wishy-washy yeah i'm fucking you know what i mean i'm fucking put him tabasco every he's just tabasco everywhere yeah dude Yeah, I like it myself. Tabasco kind of comes out like jizz, huh, doesn't it? Yeah, think about it. Do you think it, you go like, oh, it just comes out,

oh, okay, oh, it kind of spurts out. Tabasco comes out like jizz. And I, and you know what, dude, the thing about Tabasco is you, you, you aren't, do you put hot sauce on shit? Yeah. What? On everything. You're not really about it, dude.

I'm not. He's the fucking, who's the Mormon governor guy that would rent for president? I don't know. romney you're the mint romney of fucking hot sauce you're the mint romney of condiments and I've always said about you you son of a bitch you oh you've always flip flop this flip flopping ass chalula

loving probably bro chelula's weak bro and chalula's real weak and chalula's real weak dude and I will tell you bro when I ask for a tabasco sauce and they bring chalula and and and I go why don't you just bring me

sneakers because that's not what that is that's not what that is that is. Dude, don't come at me with Chalula. I'll either take Tabasco or I'll

get that Louis Nuzana shit. But I am not going halfway with Saraja. I'm not going halfway with whatever I just said.

What was the one that is just said? Chulula. I'm not going half, no half stepping, dude, I'm not with your

Rit Ramni ass. Franks is good. Franks hot sauce and everything. Binders full of women. I'm not in. You got a taste shit first. I can't stand people that.

Yeah, I understand that. You get a He gets it, whatever you get, and then immediately put on. I get it except that. Your dumb ass does this all the time. I get it because except I know myself. No, bitch.

I know myself that well. He gets something that looks already cooked and seasoned and he gets like salt. I think I know the answer for Eric, but are you guys? No, I don't like gumbo. I'll eat it. I'm not a seafood guy. But I, you know what I mean? I'll eat it, but it's not like sushi, but I don't like clams.

Oh, yeah. I don't like, you know what I mean? Yeah, but there's like a lot of shrimp. I don't like oysters. Oh, never mind. I don't want it. I thought I was thinking of oysters with

parmesan? Oh, buddy. Now, but let me tell you something though. Scallops? Yeah. Scallops slap, dude. Let's do it.

I'll take a bite of it like an apple. Me too. I can't like a big fat scallop, bud. With hot sauce. Yes. And some butter. There he is.

Eric Romney. Mick Griffin. Nick. Step away. I'm going to tell you right now. That person. I'd vote for that guy. Has never told a lie.

That person right there has never told a lie. He doesn't like hot sauce. That looks really well. You know what that looks? I bet that's a person somewhere. It just looks too good. Look at the Chulula. Why is it Chilululah look like the fakesas part?

Right. That's crazy. Yeah, yeah. Throw it in. That's a person. I guarantee you find that. person out there so you just like guarantee this isn't even AI AI just goes I got a picture

already if I'm got I never seen more I don't need these two pictures that's the best version of AI I've ever seen my life do you like the green Tabasco nah bro original I go OG

I mean tomatoes is the same thing I go and I don't sometimes the green sauce is more hot there's a smoked version too that smoked tobacco fuck you no no no no you might as well get bubble gum bubble gum flavor

you need to like keep all these Nick and at the end of the year you do like we do like that year book Nick's keeping him Nick's got a fucking 90 pictures of ex Benedict in his fucking wallet okay he's keeping him

you know what fair point yeah if you're if you're if you're saving to Benedict you're saving these bullshit pictures yeah yeah Nick's favorite actor is Benedict Cumberbatch because the word Benedict isn't it

and he has 900 pictures of Benedict Cumberbatch You should have pictures of Eggs Benedict and Benedict Cumberbatch and make a Facebook page of that just Benedict will be anything involved with Benedict Arnold Oh yeah Benedict Donald

Was someone the eggs lie to you What did what? The eggs lie to you Why? Because that's what Benedict Arnold Come on I thought you were quick I am in all my history buff too Slow ass

No history, no history, no ass bitch guys don't laugh that hard at that come on I love that character as B yeah it is good

yeah I love that kid I'm Pope Benedict Pope Benedict yeah oh okay I like it

fucking Nick I'm surprised you didn't know that already wasn't there a bededick for the Cincinnati Bengals Nicholas

that's okay Benson Cedric Benson no you guys watching a world series at all He was a linebacker.

He was a linebacker. You're watching a World Series. Only Brendan's watching a world series. Dude, I stayed up to 2 a.m. Jerk it off. Had nothing to do with the series. I'll tell you what, man. That dude, uh,

Shohei O'Tonnie is. He's the great. He's the greatest baseball player ever. Crazy. Thank you. Thank you. I thought I was going to have to argue with your non-baged. No, he's the guy's unreal.

No, listen, he's a go. That's it. First of all. Unbelievable. Ten strikeouts, three homers. And he went, he went nine for nine last night. No, last night, he got based eight times. Real quick, real quick.

The thing about Shohei right now, and people want to give people their flowers after they're retired or when they die, it's basically, when you were a kid and you watch Michael Jordan, you're like, holy fuck, this is Otani right now. You should be watching, it's history, right? Fucking now. It was crazy.

Non-baseball watching, hate an ass, stupid ass, non-baseball watchers. Oh, no baseball watching ass bitch. Yeah, this, by the way, the game was fucking. 900 weeks ago because it's coming out later but but but oh you're right I fucking called it yes oh right you're right

I'm so sorry but go Dodgers the World Series was great I can't believe they only let them win one that's cool what we should do we should go like we should do two versions who was like man the Dodgers did it they went back to back isn't that great there you go you know

Shohani To Tani is the greatest baseball forever in 1995 In 1992, if you said the greatest baseball player of all time was going to be, what is he, Japanese? Yeah. You'd get laughed at. And he pitch and hit. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You'd get laughed at. No, actually, I probably would have believed it because this was always a thing, the Japanese players. They were always. No, fuck off. We had Hideo Nomo and that's about it. You had each year. There was no, Otani hitting homers like this and the pitching. Well, yeah.

No, that motherfucker's a freak of all freaks. Yeah, he is, yeah. And I guess he's married to a basketball player in a, uh, uh, uh, of Japan. Japan, yeah. He was probably forced to. Yeah. Well, just in case, though. No, it's not North Korea.

Wait. But he's going to have, but he's going to have kids. They're going to be fucking studs. We have to do this. What? Damn, Dodgers didn't do it, huh? Oh, man. No, no, no, no, no, no, we're not doing any of that.

They're going to win. I'm not doing that. Don't rub that bad juju on them. We got a, we got a fucking. Yoshi's going to pitch We got Snell We're going to close it out At home

I guarantee it I thought the dude Already bought the Lakers I thought he already bought I thought that was a done deal Already But I But I thought they sold the Lakers

Yeah but I saw a thing Like I think it was just Finally finalized The guy that owns the Dodgers Yeah man It's a billion dollar business It takes a while To get the contract

This guy thinks you use a fucking Apple pay Yeah they didn't buy it on Amazon I'd like to get the Dodgers Hey that's how Clippers thing went The Clippers sale went like this Well, because he called the guys the N-word. Right, you can't say the N-word. As long as they're like,

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Well, it just reminds of the warmth. We just like, it's reminds us of air one. Get it? I'm gonna tell me something, girl. Thank you. No Hollywood for you.

Simon Cowan. But they still? Simon Cowellah. Some of Cala la. What? That must be one of the biggest upsells ever. Like, you know,

you know, because I think he bought the team for like, $130,000 or something originally and then his kids like decades later sell it for 10 billion rich that's great

oh rich ass how about how about rich ass white ass stupid ass white devil I saw white devil dude white devil is crazy

isn't that fun to say in 1979 67 million 67 million dollars ain't that something and what is it now look up the guy that sold

I think the marlins the marlins or Tampa Bay a devil raise. He fucking got a real steal and sold it for a billion. Oh, dude, I know these guys that they owned the Utah Jazz. And then they sold it. Mormons. Back in the day.

Oh, no. Yeah. They're still rich as hell. Yeah, who cares. Because they're in a hotel business, but they always tease them about that. Because all these franchises now are worth like, you know, multi-billions of dollars. Like Jerry Jones came up. Mm-hmm.

You know what I mean? That one's good. You should ask the AI, like, what is the biggest? Look at Tampa Bay for me. Tampa Bay was the big one. What's the largest? What do you call it? The UFC was bought for $2 million and sold for $4 billion.

And not worth like $16 combined with... $2 million sold for $4 billion? Yeah. Yes. Yeah. So Dana White doesn't own it anymore. No, I think he might have 10%. I think, yeah, he sold controlling interest, but I think he has 10%.

Oh, wow. He made all the money. Yeah, that's how you do. do it you get a good product you sell it you know who you know who did uh something like that too is what's her name uh legally blonde chick wreaths wetherspoon started a production company made a few movies and then she just sold it she sold it a few years ago i think to um one of the big networks or one of the big things for uh that bitch is so there you go right there yeah her company she sold hello sunshine for 900 million dollars no looked up

Jessica Alba is the one who's fucking scrujured duck rich. That's the sustainable skin stuff, though, yeah. Also the baby stuff. She's like diapers or something makes sense. Yeah. I'm at home like, hey, bitch, think of something. Tell me something. Oh, sitting at home, just spending the money ass.

The Tampa Bay raised were bought by $200 million and sold for $1.7 billion. How long? How long? years last 20 years that's not long yeah 21 years good investment fucking a billion a half oh no that's crazy i know sports teams are just like collect like trading cards for rich people yeah that's what it is like the richest people yeah i mean because if you really think about the actual product because this because when the clippers were going through that stuff and they were trying to figure out if they'd been forcing to sell or not the NBA could have just dissolved the clippers

Do you understand that? Right. They could have just said, okay, Clippers don't longer exist and then it's worthless. So it's kind of strange, like if you really think about what

those franchises really are. Yeah. You know? It's just a name. You know, you take the players away. They could have just been like, well,

dissolving you. And then it's worthless. So you know what's crazy is O'Tani. They signed whatever, 900 million, right? Everyone's like, God, so much money.

The Dodgers made their money back in under four months. Just off merchandise. I saw it's like a 700 of the licensing deals and stuff. Yeah. The guy already made the money back. That is great. That just tells you that these players aren't getting paid enough.

But I tell you what, with the new NBA deal, the new NBA deal, in two years, there's going to be a hundred million dollar a year basketball player. Especially because they're starting to talk about all the gambling money and how that's why I've been practicing. You're so stupid. I mean, imagine you saw that. Here I come, dude. Yeah.

Oh, my God. Then you just, you just do a monitor. of Chris in his backyard. I'm going to be a fucking basketball player later. Just imagine you're making a hundred million dollars a year. That's more than a million dollars a game. Do you understand? Yeah, bro.

I get it. Yeah, we get it. And the NFL still makes more money, but they just have more players. So that's why they don't make, you know, they're not getting that. But I think the quarterback's going to get that high. you know it's like Dax at 60 by next year like whoever is the next up they might get like

75 or something Doc Prescott Yeah, Dak Prescott makes the most He's the highest paid basketball player I mean football player He came in my show once He did? Yeah

Oh I'm okay How was it? I fucking crushed bro He's had bad luck ever since That explains it I'm so sorry of yawning I'm tired

Prescott yeah well You didn't get any sleep Eric? No, I did not. Because I only shit. Because I flew. Nine hours. I'm tired.

If I get anywhere under nine hours, I'm a zombie. Yeah, I'm a zombie right now. I got five, but I'm, I'm off fumes of the game. So, so when you get five, you're, you're toast or what? Nope. How do you feel? I'm no bitch. I'm good.

I understand. I know. First thing I do, I get up. I work out hard. It gives me energy. And I take creatine. I take creatine, which definitely helps when you're sleep deprived. Okay.

And then I just fucking do my shit, dude. I really don't stop moving until I sit down at night. Okay. So that's cool. And in between Diet Coke. And when you work out, you wake up, you work out, you say you work out hard. You're talking about your weightlifting, right? Yeah.

Well, okay. But I run two miles before every morning. Okay. Really? Yeah. around Texas even in this when it's hot on a treadmill

oh no do it when it's hot or you ain't shit yeah bitch shit that's bit shit just don't be on proz act hey hey hey this dude running on a treadmill in Texas yo bro no no no it doesn't get super hot out there

it does get super hot out there but I just want to knock it out so I'm so I can just jump off I'm all sweating I get it but isn't it isn't it so much it is so much better running not on a treadmill no You don't agree that? Not for my knees.

Oh, interesting. Yeah, man. I'm too big to be running this much so the treadmill saves my knees. Oh, really? Because he got, look at his thighs. No, no, yeah, I get. He's the guy. He's just pounding his knees.

His knees are like this. I do my sprints. I fucking. And this kneecap is just holding on like, fuck, Brandon, stop it. Yeah, it's not good. I do my sprints. I love doing my sprints, bro. Your sprints?

I love it. I've been running in the backyard with Wolf because he fucking... Yeah, it doesn't stop. And he won't stop. Yeah. Chris, you be sprinting with that flat ass? Yeah.

I don't have a flat ass, but yeah. I have a skinny life's thin legs, yeah. No, my ass goes pop. No, no, no. My ass got bubble butt. No, you don't. No, you don't. No one's ever...

You got an ass like Reese Weatherspoon. Yeah. Yeah, you got a... Cameron Diaz's ass. Like, somebody hit it with a book bag. Yeah, that Charlie's Theron ass. Yeah. You know what I mean?

None of this is true. Oh, flat. ass oh stupid ass flatboard white ass flat ass half an ass bitch flat ass white devil flat ass bitch like pallas like your butt is like somebody was like stand still pow and then it's it would bruise and get bigger by the way

until they cave and that's what they know they know no no no no they keep going until it caves in pow then they let you go my flat ass stupid ass taking a shit laying down bitch I have a shelf I have a shelf yeah I don't even call my asshole An asshole

I call it the fireplace Because it's a fucking You hang stockings For Christmas Chest nuts It is weird though When you see a guy Cheat up

Yeah When you see a guy with an ass Like I watch a lot of baseball And I'll tell my wife I'm like damn that pitchers Fucking cheat up Baseball Baseball got them bro

Baseball got them They got them They got peaches bro. They got those tight pants on when they're getting on. They bend up the hip and that crease that I love, buddy. That Mark McGuire boy. Ooh.

And he was on steroids. Oh. Cardinals Mark McGuire with that peach. No, I think it was the best. The best one was Bo Jackson. But Brenda just had come in my mouth. Yeah, what? I didn't.

Jesus Christ. It took it too far. I know. You have a reverse. You know, you have, you don't have a shelf. You have an awning. Yeah, yeah. It's like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Look at them right there on the upper left. There we go. That's nice. It's nice. No, I do. Best asses in MLB. That's not gay. That's not gay.

Remember just basketball player, tractor trailer? That boy. RIP. Who was this guy? I don't remember. That was his nickname. Tractor trailer. Oh, no, big dumper for Seattle.

They called Big Dumber. The catcher for Seattle. Really? His nickname is a big jumper. This guy died. But this guy, I remember we used to go to the games. And I remember, like, he had good seats. And I would be like, oh, baby got packs.

He had a big butt? Yeah, dude. It was crazy. Oh, he died because of it. He died from high blood pressure? Yeah. I think he died. He died of Big Butt.

Casey liked that. Did he lie? Casey's laughing. That's fucking ridiculous. Oh, dude. It's a case of big butt. Oh, do you use a perplexity too? I got like a year free of it

From because of my credit card I'm using that one too Boring boring But this one doesn't do Like you can't do pictures and stuff We're talking AI We're talking AI again Cut my head off

Cut my head off Cut my head off Let's talk about the fucking guys butt that died from too much butt Have you guys seen a actual dude With a BBL? All gay guys, yeah In my living room

There's some straight guys too What do you say? Who's that kid? I said gay guys in my living room. James Charles, that's his name. Like, this is stupid. This website is stupid. That's stupid.

I got to get. I hate when you see a website and they're like, look what we can do and it still looks terrible. No, but bro, it's bruised. That's a juicy ass right there. Yeah, hell yeah. Bro, if you're gay, if I'm gay, I'm attacking that. Wait, I wouldn't want my, I don't want the, let me tell you something. I don't want the, uh, the, the bigger ass.

I just want mine to be shiny like that. Oh, God. Can that get my ass shiny? Shiny ass, I want to be at the beach. I want to be at the beach and you just take your pants off. Shiny asses. Let's see what they do for women. Your ass is just shiny.

This is women. Before I get horny, this is for women. You see how the one on the bottom right? You never know before I get horny. Women, right? Great. Let's go. What could be.

See how shiny the bottom right one is? 305 that's what I'm looking for yeah 3005 go up go up that I mean come on 3002 that's an hourglass shit that's nice yeah yeah yeah that's a woman right 302 just check in before I get more yeah I'm all on it

that 3003 they need to get their money back that's not a way what that's not enough shit bad but the 303 it was terrible come on it was terrible back then no 3304 was she had to ask like Chris and then look at that badonka dog now this is horses shit guys I don't have an ass like that

My fireplace is nice And go down Yeah that's Chris's ass Nah bro Oh 3 08 The one on the left That's Chris's ass I'm fine with that

I'm fine with that That's nice for a guy Hey not to be gay But where's the guys at Nick No no I know I know I know That is completely gay Yeah

We're all good on women And then see you can see the front part too Yeah male BBLs And the front part I haven't turned around That's what we looked at before You don't have a lot Yeah

I just want to that, I want that shining. That's what you're going to show the men, huh? I'm going to go there and be like, you know, I don't want a bigger ass, but can you make my ass shine? My guy's still doing with the shiny asses. I want a shiny asses looks good. You like shiny asses.

Hey, the starting price is. Just Google men's BBL, not this fucking website. That's not shown a shit, dude. Nick's trying to make an appointment. This guy doesn't even own a computer trying to tell people how to search for shit. Nick's trying to make a fucking appointment, bro. Oh, this is terrible. Nick's gay.

Oh my God. We're making them pull up guys of butts. look at this fucking ass you know what you should have went to a private page that middle one's crazy he had a good butt and it got even bulb you should have went one more or yeah that no you should want he got you know he had a good butt yeah he had a cute butt and then just yeah that ass was fine then now it's just fat fat what's going on well he's cheeked up though on the right he earned it no he didn't earn it he bought it if i'm gay i'm attacking that tomorrow night I'm going to be at the...

So stupid. Tomorrow night I'm at the House of Comedy. Tomorrow night. House of Comedy. Can't see me in Minnesota. The left got a good, got it nice. Did any straight guys do a BBL? Like, if you have a really flat ass, it's not attractive. So I can see guys doing it. Nah, bro, this is how it starts with.

You're going to get a BBL. Yeah, of course. No, I would never get a BBL. My shit... That's the next thing. I'm bad you getting a BBL as a guy. You know how we'll know. You know how we'll know?

You know how we'll know? Yeah. So he'll be, like, leaning like this. Yeah, during the thing. Hey, what's going on? What's going on? We don't see your thighs anymore. What the fuck?

Yeah, what's your thighs and stuff? Well, they had to take that thigh meat and put it on his booty. Oh. I used to see this chick. I didn't know at the time, but she would bring this fucking thing around that she had to sit on because she got her butt done. And I was like, oh, damn. Oh, wow. But it was nice, you know.

Had a good time. How long did it take? It was hurt. Ah, six minutes. Oh, are you talking about the... Um. you know what i'm done so stupid so stupid

so stupid well about six minutes in general yeah yeah yeah hey six minutes is a long time yeah yeah six minutes is bad ass yeah if you think about it bro i got a buddy who says he fucks all night and i'm like your girl she hates it

yeah no no whether or not he's lying if it does happen no one would like that woman hates it and he's like nah she loves it you should tell them to do like this take your finger and put it in your nose and just go like this for like Yep. See, he does that too.

See how like that's going to feel. Do it to your asshole. Yep. Yeah. Do it to your butt and do it for an hour. Just three minutes. Anyway, I'll be in Jacksonville, Daytona, Beach, Florida, Omaha, Kansas City.

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