The Golden Hour - No U-Turns | The Golden Hour PATREON #40 EXCERPT w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: June 26, 2024

The guys talk celebs that fly their own helicopters and planes, the crazy billionaire that's planning to visit the Titanic, recent shark attacks, the murderer on Kill Tony, shady cops, all new live call-ins including a guy catching a DoorDash driver peeing on a his neighbor's door, favorite food delivery apps and much more! Get the full episode plus two extra episodes every month at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcast

We're friends that laugh, we're friends that shout Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about But that won't stop us Nothing can stop us It's like a show you used to love Just rebranded enough It's stronger, better, bigger power Cause it is the Golden Hour

It's the Golden Hour This was 10 years ago. I can't believe it. Dude, wait. Before you even do that. That is so... That's like a diss track What he did

Yeah You know Equivalent to Yeah Yeah in the science world Yeah Science diss He's just scooping up pussy right now

Neil Neil deGrasse Tyson This is Yeah What Go ahead We are about to take a journey From the dawn of time To the distant kind of fell off right

Neil he's a clown space. Most people don't like him now. Hi. I am here on the grass Tyson That's you. Yeah, you guys are fucking missing it this time magazine even did a thing about this video yes journey the time that there is a website nation and this G I just rolled that's funny the distance I didn't even know he wasn't the observ. Wow, you actually... it's weird how you... They put this thing on my head. I didn't... you know. That's pretty funny. People put so much work into this, I was like...

Oh my god. That's stupid and drama and andromeda andromeda so stupid wait we all created from stars everything is star stuff we all created from stars everything is star stuff yo brother what hold on

stop this go to the page it's on what who did this these aren't even the people anymore it was different people and then these people got turned into these people

but they just have this like you know 650,000 likes. But it's been put up. Yeah, but that's not the original one. I don't think that's the original one. The original one crushed. Yeah, so I don't think that's the original one.

I'm surprised they didn't have you do a whole series of this. I was saying it to the guy. I said, why don't we just do this? I was thinking about I should just bring this back now, like do it again. Yeah, for sure. He's just not popular. I got to tell Adam Ray, like you know how you do Dr. Phil? Yeah.

And I just do Neil deGrasse Tyson. And smoke weed with your guests. Yeah. Smoke weed with your guests. Yeah, Yeah. And I just do Neil deGrasse Tyson. And smoke weed with your guests. Yeah. Smoke weed with your guests. Yeah, dude. But I don't smoke weed. I just, you know. Yeah, but you can pretend.

That's what I did there. That's why the, they didn't have good special effects back then. Yeah. Well, now they got. You know what I mean? So I don't know. I don't know what happened to the, you know, original, like, you know what I mean? So I don't know. I don't know what happened to the original, you know what I mean? I don't know.

You're saying he's not popular now? He is. I think he is. You also didn't know. I didn't know about. The OnlyFans girl. Yeah. I think that's a little different.

Hey, Nick, am I off on this? He's still really popular. There's just some people who think he's not as, I don't know. Smart? Yeah. He's done some stuff. We miscalculated. Well, anybody...

But anybody that puts their stuff out like this so often is scrutinized. You're going to find... Well, but the thing is, no, great geniuses, scientists, whatever you want to call them, they're wrong more than they're right. There was a guy Rogan had on that said 300 million people are going to die from COVID. Remember that guy he had on?

I don't know if it was that many. It was like over 100 million. He was like, 100 million people are going to die. Oh man, when he was on Rogan, he kept interrupting him. That people got really pissed off at him for too. We place great value on that.

And you could see it. But it's not our land. I saw this. It's weird because usually Europeans didn't come to Hawaii and find legions of scientists there conducting experiments. This is old, though.

If I'm native, people are governing themselves. This is the last time he was there, though. So that's that. When you cancel cars, we got really innovative about how to keep them. There's a big difference between cars and human shit that's left on the side of the mountain. I think the real problem, too, is I think it's exactly the same. If you value mountain climbing and you want to keep doing it, then you solve the problem.

This is what engineers do. It's weird he didn't pick up on it. It is weird. Because Rog It's weird he didn't pick up on it. It is weird. Because Rogan's not shy about it. Than a sunken reservoir tank of gas. There's no difference. What's weird is... It's probably a larger volume, right?

Possibly, but so what? If it's economic, you just do it. Right. And the battery's all at the bottom of the car. And this is why Rogan doesn't have a lot of black people on his show. But the thing about it is that I'm surprised Roggan isn't like

that more or is he i mean i would i i how do you more how he's interrupting what do you do no how rogan goes like what jesus and neil's not picking up on it but yeah no but what i'm saying is if i were rogan doing shows every fucking day for three hours there'd be so much footage of me being like this fucking guy well that's why you do a solo podcast. But most people don't do that to him. Watch this one. Got it. They respect him. You learn other words en route to the words you're targeting.

I understand. Okay. So that is how I think. Rogan's trying to be cool because he respects him, but I don't think he's, he was on maybe one more time, but no. You know what? If he would have just said, hey man, can I get a word in? I think this guy's smart enough to be like, oh, you know what? Yeah. Because this guy's used can i get a word in i think this guy's smart

enough to be like oh you know what yeah because this guy i think is he goes too big i think but i know that guy's used to talking and and doing like you know but you came on his show yeah he's been on there a bunch of times too i don't know i i don't know i i yeah well he's been on since right it's not like uh the last yeah he's been on since right It's not like The last Yeah he's been on one other time But similar shit happened Oh really Yeah Well

I think I had done When Rogan went Thank you for your time He said that Thank you for your time What's that You're never coming back He said that to him

No Oh god Thank you for your time Yeah yeah That was like Do you remember the old radio show Bob and Tom I remember of it

Oh you never You never did it Oh man Bob and Tom? I remember of it. Oh, you never did it? Oh, man, Bob and Tom used to be fun. I might have done it. Is it in the Midwest? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I've done it. If you were in Indianapolis or in Irani, you'd do Bob and Tom. But the thing about Bob and Tom, you'd be on there for like three or four hours.

So if you weren't on for three or four hours, it's because they didn't like you. Oh, that's funny. They got rid of you earlier. I think I just did an hour. Yeah. If you're on there for like, if you're just not, but it'd be like, they've had people like 15, 20 minutes. Oh, wow.

And they're like, okay, so make sure you check out, what's it called? Oh, wow, really? The Juggle Hut. Yeah. You know, and they'd be like, oh. So I'm not going to say who it was. Right. I remember a guy, and I said to him, oh, yeah, yeah.

He was like, did you talk to Mama Tom? I was like, yeah, you've been on there for a long time. He was like, nah, man. I was like, no, it was like a quick interview. It was like 20 minutes. And I was like, oh, yeah. Oh, wow. That's funny. Ooh. Oh, you're taking it for a long time. He was like, nah, man, I was like, no, it was like a quick interview. It was like 20 minutes. And I was like, oh, yeah. Oh, wow, it's funny.

Ooh. Oh, your ticket's there. I don't think this person will be upset. Who was it? No. Was it so long ago? Yeah, I wouldn't care.

But anyway, yeah, don't. Is that person doing well now? No. Yeah, that's why. That's why. Figure it out, Nick. How would he be doing well if he fucked that up?

That's why, but if you're like, that person was Bill Burr. No, that would be, I would have said that. Someone like that. And I know that. That's why I didn't ask. Nick did. I see.

I see. It was me. Thank you for not bringing it up here. No, you would have just walked out. You'd be like, what the fuck am I? Why? We're still going? Why are we still here?

We'll even do that on Fire and the Kid If it's a bad interview I'm like alright well thank you for your time We're going to go to current events And we just kick them out And then you don't get invited to the Thousandth episode Bro it would have been a seven hour episode I was exhausted

Eric's mad he wasn't on the one thousandth episode You know what here's the reason why You asked him about it right in front of me it was rude as fuck i did do that yeah i didn't realize that well he was the last like going like hey man i'm having a birthday party uh can you are you free on saturday and i'll be like i am uh just brand i can't see chris that's what you did back up i can't hear so that's the only reason why I say like. I, yeah, I guess.

And you even went like this. You got to be on. You're going to be on. I need you. You have to do it. Because I couldn't do it. And then I. He told our, Sanaz, you can't do it.

I was like, I'll talk to him. So right when I saw you, I had to get out of the way. I didn't know it was like that. Well, that's why I made it very clear in front of Eric. Yeah. Look, we're not even asking Eric. That's basically what you said. You basically said.

You know I love you, man. Do you? Not enough. Sasso did his entire interview in Italian. Yeah. How long? 30 minutes. No. The first 10, I was like, this is great. Then I was like in Italian. Yeah. How long? 30 minutes. No.

The first 10, I was like, this is great. Then I was like, oh. Yeah. Yeah. It's only good

if you run it into the ground though, I think. He did it. That's what I like to do. He did it. No, no, no. It was funny.

No, no. You get past the point where this would be really funny if you stopped now. Yes. Then it's only really funny again

when you've run it into the ground. Yes, that's right. That is right. Fair point. Like doing a podcast for 1,000 episodes. How many times a day do you go to the bathroom, number two? Once.

Oh, really? Just once. You drink a lot of coffee. Yep. It's not the coffee. I think it's like food. Also, I only greens twice

maybe once a day how about you yeah recently it's every day now but just once yeah oh wow because once I started working out

and stuff that's when your body's like okay finally you shit your pants all the time never but I go at least like

at the bare minimum four times in one day. And will you go anywhere? No, that doesn't mean. Something's wrong with you. That's not right. Will you go anywhere? My kids will hold it until I come home from school.

No, I don't care. I'll go anywhere. I'm going right now. People who are like, I have to wait until I get home are fucking bitches, bro. Well, don't call my kids bitches. No, if they're a kid, it's okay. But when they grow up, they can't do that. But it's weird because I'm not like that.

Don't call my kids bitches. I'll go anywhere. As if that's what I was... Your kids are a bitch. No, it is a little bitch. I'm like, who gives a fuck? Yeah, but they're eight and four. Tiger's like, the bathroom's dirty.

I'm like, who gives a fuck? The restaurant? He's like, Dad, it's dirty. Oh, dude, Calvin, I had to... Yeah, so you get herpes on your ass. Thank you.