The Golden Hour - Oh, You Think That’s Good? | The Golden Hour #165 w/Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: January 2, 2026

The guys talk Erik's wife's outfits, Brendan's neighborhood Christmas competition, the Somali daycare controversy, Brendan's daily routine and his son Boston's obsession with the Titanic, Erik and Chris' sons growing up and doing things "their way", Christmas gifts the guys got their families, the Jake Paul curse and much more. Get this episode AD FREE + 2 PATREON ONLY episodes/month only at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcastStash - Go to https://get.stash.com/golden to see how you can receive TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS towards your first stock purchase and to view important disclosures. That’s https://get.stash.com/goldenSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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It's stronger, better, bigger power, because it is a golden hour. it's the cold you know what up brandon what up fellas is it cold out there why are you guys in those big ass coats uh it's cold here it's cold yeah and i'm going it's freezing no it's not freezing but it's raining too so here we go he's going to say some shit right now it's been cold out here man yeah it has in texas we're rolling you see this dumb jacket that he has on got two got two compliments on it you're the first dis and i will tell you the two compliments have been uh one has been somebody at

a billy and calvin and another one has been a brista two baristas two baristas yeah they don't count they're gay here's the thing they were winning jacket no the bristas are gay especially in l-a but that jacket's like you know when a girl wears too much makeup yeah you know what you're just like you totally like he's got a lot of eye line on right yeah yeah yeah yeah too much foundation on well you're like a goth chick but explain it more because i don't understand i don't like when women wear too much makeup that's yeah that's what you're doing you're just like you over did it like erics was nice it makes sense yours it's like oh are you in alaska yeah you think it's not this cold you're saying yeah exactly it's too much like it's

cool here i would never wear that is it what's the what's the term there nick was like a ninja right there. Did you see that? Negative 40? Casey could never. He wouldn't have to duck. Yeah, true. It's 63 out here, so it's freezing. Yeah, yeah. This is all my getting. I'm from my life. I'm from my life. But in the morning, it was 32. Yeah. And you were still out running in a thong, I'm sure.

Hell, yeah, I got my dick flopping. And I drove my Hummer, and it doesn't have windows. So that's cool. Oh, God. That's awful. Oh, that's right. You have all those cars out there. My jacket's cool. I got it somewhere on the road when I didn't have a jacket and I go, hell yeah. Oh, this is the first time. It's not from some guy that's a fan. Yep.

Yeah, no, this is also a small bullshit company. Yeah, no, this is from ice cream. That's a year away from going out of business. That's usually your clothes. Yep. Which is how I got the shirt. Oh, boy. Born dead.

I like this stuff, though. This guy's good. Chris always has random shirts on that say, you know, seize the day. Start living with like a skull on it. in a heart. No, no, no. Or, no, it'll be something stupid like, fire cold, you know. Yeah, that's actually cool.

And that's the name of the company, you know? That's actually not bad. Yeah, it's a name like, wear a mask, psych. No, that's, uh, no, no, I wouldn't have that. He's like, I met him in Illinois. He's a fan of the show. He sent me these things. He's got a little company.

No, I wear good stuff, dude. Yeah, all those, all those companies that he gets shirts from, they're all realtors now. No, that's not true. They do real estate? Yeah. Yeah. Chris would be like, come on, you've never heard of hot lizard? You don't know hot lizard?

I don't know what hot lizard is, dude. Out of Topeka, Kansas. We're killing you today. You know what I was thinking about? About this is, what if I was a chick, I would be crying. But instead, I'm a guy, and I like it. Yeah, yeah. You know what?

True words have never been said. Like, just the way, sort of like, we're just having fun. It's like whatever, just turn into a thing. And you know what? You would think that, like, you know, you work all close. Right. So this is why it's fun to do it. Right, right.

So, you know what it would be the most fun with? Well, yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah, the closest person ever. The closest person ever. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You should be able to clown this bitch. You know what I mean?

But no. You would think. And sometimes you can, but then they bring it up later in a real argument. Here, here. Or you go, or you go too far. And then it's like, ah, my day. Okay, okay, here you guys. I'm gonna tell you, this is what happened.

So we're going, we did a little staycation in Marina del Rey. you know what I mean because I needed my old stomping grounds because I needed two more I needed two more nights on my Marriott to get platinum

fuck you bro that night you get clown me you clown yourself though so anyways we're going we're gonna go you know it's a nice hotel

rich Carlton right so Rachel is getting ready and we're gonna go on this this thing and she's got on this she's got on it's like a form fitting tank top and some panties that match.

Yeah. All I said was, is that a swimsuit? Oh, okay. A genuine question? Yeah, because I thought, oh, are we going to go swimming? Right, right, right, right.

You would have thought. Well, by the way, what was it? It was for what? It was just her dinner. Just undergarments for whatever she was going to put on. Okay, okay, okay. The thing is, the thing is, I didn't even get to get to the point

because she already had a conversation with herself. Right. about what I said. You know what I mean? Right. So it turned into like, you know, her, like, in my mind, she heard me say, what are you wearing? Right.

Right, right, right, right. I can't believe I don't want to be seen with you. I never should have gotten married to you. You know, that's the conversation she had. Yeah. Because I didn't get to get to the part like, should I get a swimsuit? Are we going? Right, right, right.

It came from, oh, am I doing something wrong? That's not, are you doing something wrong. Yeah. But also, makeup's weird on girls. Like, I tell my wife all. time we had we had to go out with friends the other night to this dinner and she had makeup on i said who's that for that ain't for me why do you paint your face i said is it not weird women paint their face yeah it's not for the guys it's for other girls yeah i understand it's and i want

to even their skin out but yeah i don't i'm never i'm i don't i don't know i like it not that way yeah i agree with you i mean no guys like i like i like makeup except for will from fucking stranger things no guy goes yeah the more makeup the better what a specific in pictures in pictures which is the memory of the time that's when it could can look nice oh facts so i think that that's a lot why we mean just especially now but um you got you guys are like this out out here for christmas my neighborhood throws a christmas family competition so all the houses in the neighborhood get together and do a competition relay oh my oh how did christian christian would win that even if she's not there yeah what do they do they do you dress the house up uh no dude you've been la too long

you do like physical activities oh no no yeah we wouldn't do that yeah yeah what is that what i thought that the christmas competition wouldn't be decorating that it's competition no it's push up physical competitions well who the hell would think that i've been in l.a too long you won't even bring you up if we're making gingerbread houses i don't do what you think we're going to win that Commune right here. So what's the competition? So you had to put on like a fat man costume, run a relay race. It was dads versus the dads and kids.

So it was a two pair. There was a thing. You had to hold eggs between your legs. It was who could carry the most marshmallows, like with chopsticks. Oh, okay. Oh, there was like, it was like bear pong, but it was filled with fucking eggnog. You had to be bare pong in the total points. So it's not really physical activity.

Yeah, you kind of fooled this. You made us. No, there's a straight relay race. There's a fucking relay race. But you said marshmallows and eggnogs. That's all physical. He's talking about building gingerbread houses and shit. How much cum can you get out of your neighbor?

Yeah. Wow. I'm sorry. I'm not North Korea anymore. All I did was wear a jacket. You guys came after me. I know. This guy's carrying marshmallows.

Well, it should be noted. The Shob's won. I have a trophy in my office. All right. Hey, hey, when I say we won, I mean, hey, we won. You know it's so crazy I can see like They've been doing this

They've been doing this for five, six years And then like Then he moves into the neighborhood And everybody's like Yeah Here we go Yeah It's like a fucking

Be storyline In an Adam Sandler movie Yeah For real Fuck Yeah he's a guy He's just running by And he's like hey

How you doing Chris Yeah man You know You know I was just I'm fun It was dead serious And for the relay

race They go It has to be the youngest sibling i go you know bossy's the fastest fucking kid in texas under seven so i go cool perfect and the dad goes nope nope nope boston can't do it man now that ain't fair i'm like oh first of all calm down second all he's younger than everybody else yeah fucking let him do it let your son's lose yeah i can't i go like that go go go yo calvin billy that motherfucker's fast we lost

Hey Either do better or just fucking Use your brain more a lot about life Because this is just going to be It's okay It's all good dude Be an artist You know what I mean

Yeah Fuck it Or be You know There's plenty of room For the second best athlete You know what I mean Or just go get the hot chocolate

For my kids Do that No but it's just like Go get the electric lights for the boys See now I get If I was that dad, I'd get angry. Yeah. Okay?

So you don't want to make them angry because you live near them, right? And you have to associate with them. You know why? Because when the purge comes, guess whose house is going to get burned down first? And they can make your life a living hell, right? Like they could. If they're smart about it, they don't. Yeah, they can age your way out of the neighborhood.

Good luck. Okay. All right. Well, whatever. Do you live near any Somalians? I've never seen one Texas. thank God. Okay, well,

Minnesota thing, that's crazy. That's why I'm bringing it up. Yeah, that's just crazy. It's funny, the Somali thing in Minnesota

is, is seriously wild. It's seriously. Is it though? Like Elon Musk was like, mourned us. I know everyone wants to say, Elon the whole Doge thing.

He warned us of this and he even tweeted out. He's like, this is, I was trying to tell you guys, like this is just the tip of the iceberg of all the fraud going on.

Yeah, Yeah, but that doesn't mean that it's because he said that it's not wild. It is completely wild. I never knew about anything Elon said, and I don't know if I would have believed it if he said that. I'll tell you who you should have believed from the beginning is Trump himself when they were talking about the tax, you know, the tax loopholes. He goes, yeah, I used them. If you don't want me to use them, close them. Right.

You know, like that's like, so that's an example of this. That's what I think this is. It's like, you set something up in goodwill. You know, like you have this thing where, okay, hey, if you open up child care centers, we're going to help you with this money. And then, of course, if you're a good person, you're going to be like, well, this is great. I love kids. Right.

Okay, boom. But then other people go, oh, they're just going to give you money if you open up a thing. Are they going to check if the kids are here? Right, right, right. It's like, I don't think so. But people are just bad. I'm just saying, you know, I understand. But I guess, so what I'm saying is the amount of money and the fact that it is like, oh, Somalians is crazy.

In Minnesota, dude, is insane. And then I love how people are like, you're being racist. And it's like, dude, when have you, I've been ripped off by Somalians before. All you got to go is Canal Street and fucking live. Well, I think that this doesn't happen? Yeah. Oh, this doesn't happen for $100. So, so you're saying it wouldn't for $9 billion?

Well, I like it, the Somalians went, where can we go? Yeah. To find the stupidest people in the United States. Oh, that's spot on. That, that, that, American should be mad. Like, can you believe this? It's like, yeah. Yeah.

Let's find the dumbest, let's find the dumbest state in the union. Correct. That has the stupidest laws. And the dumbest governor. The governor is dumbest governor. And also, you know what, though, guys? We also have to blame ourselves. I give you an analogy.

This is just like the, this is just like the recycling, you know? Like people think, well, that blue bin, as long as I put my plastic in that blue bin, I'm helping the world. I know, I know.

I'm helping everyone. No, you're not. And my wife's cousin works in trash. All that's bullshit. I mean, obviously. So what I'm saying is this.

What I'm saying is this. We just go, where's our tax dollars going and we go we hear oh we're helping kids or we're helping the homeless in LA and we don't look into it well nobody looks into anything yes and there you sure there needs we're all complicit yeah well there needs to be people there's different levels though bro there's there needs to be people who who hold the people accountable that don't check up on this of course like if it's Tim Walt's whatever the fuck but like Tim Walt's what okay well they're blaming him yeah I know which is ridiculous as well no no as they

should. The dude had a fucking Somalian flag. He took down American flag, put the Somalian flag while he's given speeches. He's a weirdo, dude. That guy's a weirdo. He's a gay man. This is a guy that lied about serving in the fucking war. And when they called him out on it, he's like, oh, you know, I was just

messing around. No, he's just a weird guy. That has nothing to do with what I'm saying. No, I know. But a weird guy is weird guy and a weird guy be doing weird guy stuff. Yeah. So, you know, it's like, the fact that they changed the Minnesota flag to look more like the Somali flag is great is weird dude and I'm not Sam Tripoli here I'm not I'm not you know I don't think

you can look this up these are facts No I know but I always I don't help he's a gay man That doesn't I know but I always clown I always clown Tripoli because I'm like bro why do you believe every Every every every uh this is why This gives him fucking more fuel But no no but again I'm just I'm just saying No I I know I I I'm the head of the state you're not like

Hey uh give me the file on the uh No, but it still falls on you, bro. Oh, no, no, yeah, yes. Again, in the end, yes. Okay, ultimately, when bad shit happens, whoever's in charge, you're to blame. All I'm saying is, though, you're not the person checking up on all this stuff. You're not driving around the city to making sure all the trash is done. I get that.

You gave those Somalian certain benefits to bring him to the state. And here's the thing. Also, like, if I'm the governor, mayor, president, whatever the hell, and this is probably why I'm not. but if I am and something like that goes down I go oh I quit I thought get a guy who's better than this I can't check this shit you want me to check this funding and that funding and how the immigrants you just resign Chris and it's all and it's all Trump's fault you know but it's like no it's but he's the president of the United States no I understand he's supposed to look and see why is my why is one of the states in the union using this flag what the dude everybody I I understand but

what I'm saying is the guy who the guy in Alaska Airlines that fucking there were like two flights that crashed in one month he goes okay I quit he did the owner or the the CEO of Arizona's gonna go okay I obviously there's two crashes I'm accountable I'm out this was back you know decades ago but but it's like that people needs to be more shit like that you know like agree I but but but someone like that was not voted into that position yeah i know i know i know i know it's not like you know hey we vote for the united airlines freaking but but but here's the thing president of united airlines here's the thing if a the disney guy did the same thing though chris to your point the disney guy was like yeah this thing

really tanked i'm out my bad if a hundred thousand somalians moved to minnesota because they realize there's benefits and are going to vote then there's different shit going on yeah of course yeah i'm not i'm not defending the guy i'm just i'm not defending the guy i'm just i'm not defending the guy. No, I understand. It's worth looking at all from all directions. Yeah, yeah, that's all I'm saying.

I understand. You know, I understand. I mean, there's always going to be corruption. Yeah, the corruption and bureaucracy goes through, you know, she's. What's up? Nick's got to say something. Just one evidence that Tim Waltz might have something to do with it.

This is the phone number for sweet angel daycare in Minneapolis. This is the phone number. Oh, here we go. Now we can hear it. Hey, it's Tim. What's up? I can't hear it. Oh, we can't.

Hold on. He's ringing. Tell me what he's saying. Okay, hold, it's just ringing. Thank you for contacting the office of Governor Tim Walves and Lieutenant Governor Maggie Flanagan. That was literally the number list on Google Maps. I saw it on a tweet.

I did it yesterday. I called and left a message. They've now taken number off of Google, but I still had it. What was it, Nick? Explain to the viewers you can't hear it. It was a number for a child care. Day Center on Google Maps and the number goes directly to Tim Walts's

office. Oh, weird. I wonder how he's, yeah, isn't it crazy? And then the lady, the lady who voted against all this, she's dead. She got murdered. Her and her family got murdered. She's dead. Yep. Let's take a little break

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They're supposed to be like somewhat of a fourth branch of government. They're supposed to keep everything in check. You know, that's what we thought it was when I was a kid. You're supposed to work for us, Eric. And the issue is it's left and right. Both are corrupt. So who's representing the actual people? We don't have any representative.

Well, luckily, they did that. Like to me, with the, there's all this fraud, right? There's all this fraud. But if Chris files his tax is wrong, they're going to come after them. They're going to threaten them with liens. Yeah. Maybe threatening him with jail time. Meanwhile, all this fraud's going on.

What if everyone in America grew some fucking balls and went, we ain't paying taxes this year? Yeah. Until you fix your shit, we ain't paying. What are they going to do? What would they do? I wish that kind of stuff actually worked, but it just. It does. They used to do that.

No, no, but I'm saying there. Yeah. Over 3%. tax rise. They did that back in the day and it fucking worked. But America's filled with giant pussies now. Not me. I took off my jacket. I changed. I'm a change man. Do this, you know, are you, I know, Brendan, are you, who's the more conspiracy person amongst us? You would be Brendan, right? You think so? But like, I, I mean, I did define conspiracy. Like, do you guys, You think there's, the moon landing, JFK, you guys believe all that?

Right, he believes. You think there's lizard people. No, I don't believe the lizard people. I don't believe Earth is flat. September 11th, I, yeah, it seems real. I don't know that. JFK and moon landing, I'm down for that argument. I mean, yeah, I, there's definitely some conspiracy theories that are true for sure.

No, but I, I don't, oh, man, I'm so, like, on the fence sometimes. Well, you think it's me a little bit? No, no, no, no, because sometimes you look at, like, there'll be some video. Like, I've been watching these. videos now about like September 11th for instance and they'll be like here's some things you didn't know about September 11th like yeah like how did they they had the passports of these guys it's pretty weird dude some of the things you go oh no but look at that look at look at look this and they took the plane over with razor blades okay but look at this well wait wait wait wait wait wait hold on hold on hold

hold I understand can't respond to this yeah that's not the thing that got me because yeah if you're on a but with no knowledge of September 11 yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah If you were on a plane and somebody was like had razor blades, you know, your first thought for me, I'd be like this, oh, I'm going to miss my connection. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's no thought in my mind that like they're going to crash this plane to a building. Okay?

When they're yelling all at Alka Bar, I'm going to go ahead and do something. No, no, of course. Brendan, that's, you know, you're freaking, you can lift a Volkswagen. The point is, what I'm saying is, but pre-September 11th, I don't think anybody thought, oh the planes being hijacked we think movies like oh they're trying to get money i think we'll we have to sit through this now i think now i think most they want a free hostages and yeah yeah i think now we're going to be like uh-oh are you are you trying to crash if they're going to fly it into

a t-rex's mouth yeah because now because you know the one get them one of the planes in nine 11 now they're there's i didn't know this they're saying that it was the passengers that stopped them yeah you know so it does happen but what i'm saying is some of the conspiracy you go ugh because the reason I'm bringing this up is I heard one today when I was on the way here they were saying that Kobe Bryant was about to start his own shoe company and he was also going to start a new basketball league in China. I'll just leave that out. So I think I saw the same thing. But that's how it starts though. That's how it starts. I know. That's how it fucking starts because Because then if you look at Titanic, like, well, you know there were bankers on there

and by them sinking and die and then they owe them like, oh, fuck, dude. Yeah, but you got it, you got to look at it. Like, even this video I saw with the Somali thing, it was like, I was watching this video and I was like, all right, dude, if this guy's chill, if he's not being, like, making crazy, like, if he's not, he's not antagonizing. He's literally just trying to find out information. Yeah. He's a little bit, it's, you know, as I'm watching, I'm like, it's a little bit like,

Like if I was going to do a documentary like that, okay? I would go do, I would go to these places and I would say, listen, all I'm trying to do is I want to be wrong about this. So, so tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, you're, you know, here's my pushback. That's why you don't do docs. No, no, no, no, I don't do. No, no, it's a terrible idea. The pushback is this. No, it's not.

No, but Chris, you're, it is because he did a good, he goes, I have a five-year-old son Joey that needs. I understand. But then it, then, then in my head, it, let me interrupt, but in my head, it's, uh, it's like, okay, so he's lying. It becomes a bit of comedy. It's like, dude, if you just act like, there's nothing funny about that. No, if you, if you, if you come out of them right away and go, this is fake, they're just, they're not going to talk. But he goes, hey, I have a five year old son. Where can I sign up? No, we don't, that's not what I'm saying. But that's not what I'm saying. But that's not what I'm saying. And it wasn't as black and white as that. I mean, like the, the,

pretty black and white. No, because they didn't say, we don't have kids here. We're fucked. They're like, oh, we don't know. We don't know. We don't know. So it's like there's ways of finding that out. There are ways of finding that out.

And this dude is at the precipice of it. He's at the beginning of it. This needs to be investigated for real by actual law. It is. The FBI's there now. I understand. That's why it's good. Guys, guys.

Okay, one, you don't just assume this is happening and they just go to the place. Right. The guy had, he already did there investigating. This was the gotcha video. Yes, I understand. Okay, this was the, you know, I get it. And then, by the way, they already were in, I'm saying they were already in the process because then the FBI, the FBI, like, it was in conjunction.

Yeah, I understand. Because now they're on it. But as a viewer, you watching YouTube and seeing an old guy with papers and going like, see, you're a fucking idiot. If that's all it takes, you're an idiot. That matter if it's true or not. If you see an old guy and you're like, I did. my research.

Yeah. And then a kid like, yup, you're an idiot. If you watch the whole thing and then go, oh, okay,

let's see what happens now and the FBI and this and that. And then it starts rolling. You go, oh wow, the kid did a good job. That's all I'm saying. I know,

but here's the assumption that you're making is that like that people are going to like once somebody gets caught, they go, ha, no, you got me.

No, I don't think. The world works. No shit. We're all in agreement there. I know, but I'm saying, but in that process,

of say you were going to film a documentary. The way they did it is the way you have to do it. There's no way to come in there and be like, hey, we want to like, you know, because even if they probably tried that, the guy's like, hey, we want to, that's the beginning of the video, the guy being like, hey, we want to, you know, I'm looking for space for my kid. And then they're like, whatever. And then it was like once they saw they were getting, you know, they wanted to show,

yo, we know you're freaking, you're going to get caught. You know what I mean? But part of, and there's twofold. One is, it's great content. Because we live in a content world. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Okay. And at the same time, it's great investigation.

Great investigation. I think it's like, you know, I mean, what I'm saying is there's not enough of that. Of what? Because right now, right now it's all AI. It's all AI and it's all like people putting things up for content. But that's what I'm saying. So it's a gotcha moments where we don't know what the truth is. Exactly.

That's what this culture is. So to delineate. Until you get a real journalist like this that goes boots to the ground is like, Yo, try and get my kid in here. I understand. Oh, this is all fake. But you don't know the difference until you're done with the documentary, is my point. Maybe not.

Wait, what did you say, Chris? No, I know. You don't know the difference until you watch it is what I'm saying. Like, there's many people out there that haven't seen this thing that just go, yo, you hear about the Somali thing. And it's like, whether it's real or not, you're just saying what other people said. Bro, bro. But that's, listen, I'm with you a thousand percent.

But that's not going to be stopped with how you do it. Because I'll give you another example. No, it's not. It's not. It's like everybody's doing this now. You know they're liberal, right? What? It'll be like, you know, release Debstein files.

And it's this fake AI picture of Trump doing something. Right. You know, and it's like clearly not real. It's been debunked. But they just go, you know, and so that's what people do. You put that up just for content. Yeah, that sucks. Well, just for a funny comic claim.

They're doing it just for clickbait. No, of course. But even, you know, it's not everybody's evil intent because, like, Clayton, you know, Clayton Thomas, you know, comic? He does these videos where, like, you know, those ones where it's like a bunch of rappers. And then it's like, like, so it was like, uh, Kendrick Lamar. It's like, who gets up for Kendrick Lamar? You know, one of those pictures? So it's like at a table and it's like, Jay-Z, Biggie, all these people.

And it says, you know, in the comments. So he's making a video and he's saying, he said, Biggie should get up for Kendrick Lamar. And I had to text him. I was like, you, you content, you try to, you content click, mother, you know, because it's like that's what, but that's what people do. You know, you know what I'm saying? No, that, you're saying that's not a bad thing? No, it's not a bad take.

Not if you're a comic, but if you're a comic, but what I'm saying is on something that's real and important, they do the same thing. Yeah, I know. Yeah, that, that is a bad thing. That is a bad thing. But, so, you know, you just, you know, but you know, it's like, do you want to spark conversation by saying something wild and that's innocent at first but when it becomes the norm then you have an issue well the guy did a good job with it i think because the the the to start

you know it wasn't click baity i i i i i in the beginning it became click baity because of the once you put it on instagram and it goes viral yeah i understand that but but when i so when i first started watching it i go uh you know i'm always watching these things i'm like let's see we you know i give the benefit of the doubt and then and then i'm like why is he being He wasn't totally aggressive The old dude was very mad But I'm like, you know I guess I'd be mad too

I'm like just fucking try to be biased And by the end of it I was like man This is fucking crazy By the end of it I went I should have started a fucking daycare Well I think But see

That's I imagine if it was a bunch of Somalis And Trent Chob He would have kids there though Fighting and shit He'd be like Yeah My son's still the fastest

It'd be a fight club Yeah It would just be a kids fight club Yeah, yeah, yeah. Human cockfighting ring. No, but the thing is, okay, but here's the levels of it to me. All right. So the guy obviously did some research.

Now, they're going to this place. Yeah. But this is levels and levels of bureaucracy. When somebody just turns it into Somalians or whatever, I'm out. Because this has more to do with how the government is run. Correct. It has to do with people that found the loopholes to take advantage of it. You know, like, those people are bad, okay?

I get that. But what I'm saying is who also allowed this to happen? That's crazy. Yeah. Because it's more than just the daycare centers. It's like, you know, you know what we gloss over so easily? This $28 billion that was supposed to go towards the homeless in L.A. What?

And we just kind of go, well, I don't know. And there's nothing I could do. And we just move on. And then here's someone like this who's kind of like, he should be knocking on the mayor's door. and Gavin Newsom's door with the why that I want that why guy to be at Gavin Newsom going it says $28 billion for homeless where's that money but that's not happening. I bet that's coming next and then he'll dot and then he'll get murdered Eric that's why you don't

see that well that's it yeah well that's that's the sad that's what's coming next to that you know what I mean well yeah you can't even it's like so now you just go what do you believe it's like so you like even everything surrounding Charlie Kirk now you look at some of this stuff and you just go, what? All the conspiracies that they're saying and then his wife is out here living her best life.

She's just doing too much. She's doing too much. I know, but she can't get her groove back. Her husband was always traveling. You know what I mean? But also, everyone grieves in their own way, I guess. Yeah. She comes out like the fucking

Super Bowl halftime show. Have you seen it? I mean, yeah. So I'm coming up. But yeah. there's fireworks her husband just got shot like two weeks ago she's like on a fucking swing are you are you in your mind right now thinking if i died how long before christ did is just you know chris would promote his dates and sell merch at our funerals this this she these memes are

fucking so funny though whether or not i feel i i i because i i i mean this is utterly hilarious it's people grieving then erika kirk grieving yeah Um, I think that, uh, I don't know. What happened was so horrible that this stuff doesn't, I don't think she should act any certain way. I, I, I, it's, it's horrible for her. Well, this is, you know, she's done with these before she'd go home alone to a fucking hotel or whatever the fuck. And she's crying her eyes out. This is court, court of public opinion.

That's all of this. And, you know, she's got. I get things. And she's been found guilty. I get things look a certain way, but it doesn't mean anything. I know, but perception is reality sometimes. Yeah, if you're a fucking moron. If you're a moron.

No, but still, like, but yeah, if you're not a discerning person and you don't look at everything. Yeah. Yeah, and most people are morons. So, for knowing that most people aren't, why you don't feed into that because you're, or you go, I'm real, fuck it. I'm just going to do what I want. I don't care what they think. No, well, there it is. Which is maybe what she's doing.

I don't know if that's what she's doing. And I don't know, you know, it's like. Have you seen the thing, listen, I don't mind her. Everyone grieves in their own way. I don't give a fuck, which, you know, it's terrible. what happened come out with an album when she's like i don't drink i didn't date before charlie and then they show videos around like some dating show just getting hammered you're like i didn't see that but i mean you know that's the whole thing where it's like yeah that's like she she can't live

you know what i'm saying she can't live no but but people people hate when hypocrite hypocrite hypocrite it's like they no one's a hypocrite you know oh how could you do this it's like dude shut up you know okay so she drank and went on a dating show she you know you know mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So what? Yeah, what you're talking about is my favorite word, nuance. Yeah. Yeah. Joy to the world, Pluto TV is free with all the best movies.

From all the day's all brutal. So we spent killing food. String Pluto TV. String Pluto TV. String Pluto TV. stream blockbuster hits like 21 jump street ted the expendables and so much more on cluto tv stream now pay never yeah but anyways they're just the conspiracies around like you know like all this stuff man it's it's so with all the i and and how the internet is you we don't know anything man

like all this like even like with the epstein files whatever that even means like all this stuff that just you know all that shit is horses all this is great here's my issue the epstein stuff they've had this stuff for over a year now we don't think it's weird that they're like here's this now here's all these pictures now it's like it's really weird why wouldn't you just drop this

drop the whole fucking thing all the time it's so so shitty this is the new JFK thing yes correct it's to get us to move on though they want us to get over it move on I understand I know but they're conflating some things those because like again

people are going to believe whatever they want to believe how you were talking about with the Somalians it's the same thing with this it's like you know so if trump had done something truly heinous it would be out already there's no way i don't know about not who knows maybe guarantee it maybe it would be out already if they're in the same time but yeah but okay but there are people saying that here's my thing with all this epstein uh somalia i don't give a fuck lower inflation do the do the do the fraud with the somalians fucking Trump getting his dick sucked over at Epstein Island.

All good. All good. Lower the housing market. Lower gas prices. Make housing affordable. Do your thing. Fuck girls, dudes,

aliens. It's all going to happen. All the fraud. Just make the general public's life better. It's all a distraction. Epstein, it has, who gives a fuck,

really? It doesn't affect you, Eric. It doesn't affect you, Chris. We know they're bad people. Lower the fucking, lower inflation help out with the homeless all right i completely agree with what brendon's saying right now it's all a distraction i understand that i understand that but if the person that is

supposed to be in charge of doing these things that you're saying i think that it is in the public interest to want to make sure that this person's not whatever this is no but name a president who hasn't had because they're politicians they're all corrupt they're all bad people you want to go The Biden, terrible person. Obama, man, we had some issues there. JFK, horrible issues. Bill Clinton, you fucking kidding me? You can go through all, they're all, they're not good people.

And that we're looking at them like, they're not leaders. They're all scumbags. I know. They don't really affect your life. So, okay, oh, wait, so let me use this, what you're saying. So by what you're saying is, we want the known scumbag to do right by the people. No, no, that's our thing. thing we're thinking they're going to do right because we vote them in because we vote them right

like you're you're picking the lesser of two evils and they never helped you out i know i know i know but brend that's what i'm trying to say so you're saying hey all that stuff's a distraction fine correct just just do all these things and i'm saying i find it ridiculous that not just i'm not saying you i'm just saying like the most that's how we think hey weren't you helping us i mean it's because you're not a good person. That's why they're not helping us. The housing market is the way it is because the government doesn't care. So, and this is why when these kinds of things come out

or we find out about corruption or we find out about character issues, this is why we're, and we're surprised that the housing market hasn't been fixed, that inflation's not fixed, that the gas prices, all the promises didn't go through. And my thing is with Trump, it's like, you know what I mean? say you're on FC Nile or Biden, let's say, you know, your race,

whatever the fuck it is. And Obama killing millions of people with drones, all that stuff. I can forgive all that. I can't control any of that. If you would just get inflation down, that's what would help everybody in America out. We know you're going to do the war shit. We know you're going to take money and do fraud. That just comes to the territory.

You're all pieces of shit. But just do us a solid. But they don't need, but they don't need to do that. Also, $9 billion in fraud does affect. other monies and does affect... Of course. That's where inflation. That's where all that comes from. Yeah, so. You know, and here we are.

I'm super smart. I feel like Nick would have a hot take on this. Yeah, we have... No, Nick just did the right thing. He said, how was Christmas? It would have been better if inflation was down. I got this quick trip t-shirt. My kid's, you know, not even two. What is it? Quick trip.

Oh, yeah, that's cool. I like that. My kid's not even two, so he got nothing. Is it for real? Yeah, for real, I'm not. Oh, you're a piece of shit. No, that's cool. No, what do you fuck all y'all?

He's just said to fucking. He's not, he's not going to remember. He's not going to remember. He's not happy in the moment, though? You're not happy? You can't start a tradition? My cousin sent a gift. He opened that.

Wow. You know what I mean? Grandma came over. And you know what I'm saying? It was like, you know, it's great. That's the Jewish side coming out of there. We're decorated. We had a party.

You know what I'm saying? It was great. We invited you. You didn't show up. You know what I mean? We had a thing. I was, we were in Phoenix.

Oh, see, there you go. So what I'm saying is we did our thing, but I'm saying I wasn't buying him a bunch of shit that he's just going to break. Plus he had 64 footballs. Yeah. He had all the footballs.

We sent him back. I got a pair of, all I got for Christmas was a pair of green sweats. And I opened him and I went, huh. And then my father-in-law goes, man, those look comfortable. And I started laughing.

I went, wow. We're getting older. honestly green sweats sounds fucking nice my wife's parents bought me a gift certificate I told them you don't have to get me

anything but they got me a gift certificate to one of my favorite restaurants in Santa Clarita TGI Fridays No and they didn't tell it was $50,000 nothing that fancy $50,000 to $1,000 to TGI Fridays

Yeah so it's like You know it was great Their party was great People showed up Rick Glassman came Well he's Jewish so it doesn't count. When you have a Christmas party

and a Jewish guy shows up. Yeah, they're not doing anything. He's not doing anything. He doesn't get credit, bro. If I came, I get credit. It's my holiday, dude. So don't be doing that fucking, oh, a Jewish guy came.

Fuck off with that shit. Two Jewish guys came. They don't get credit. Don't name them. No, it's like Chinese food. I got a fucking, dude, big garment. Oh, you got your garment?

Yep. And I slept great last night. 87%. No. uh-uh but the but uh it keeps track of my stuff so fuck y'all rind was the one clowning the whole garmin the garmin lifestyle it's for bitches get to work dude i do get to work bro i i woke yesterday i woke up at 2.30 a.m i went to the gym didn't matter had to do the work oh my god but no that's i understand it didn't matter how to do the work thing i get there's a level where it's like

Why did you wake up then? It was windy. The trees kept scraping against the side of the house. So I couldn't get sleep. I just went, fuck it. Fuck it. I'm up.

Okay. And then what did you do? I'm really interested in this. Yeah. Then I make some coffee. I put in three nicotine pouches. And I fucking. No,

before. Okay. Right when I wake up, three nicotine pouches, six milligrams each. Got it. Two cups of coffee. Pre workout.

And I fucking hit the gym. Okay. I get that. So, And so I have a few questions. When you, you went to bed, what time?

9. 10.30? Okay. So you got like, you know, four hours. Okay. So then after,

after the workout, what did you do? I come home. I messed with the kiddos. I took, then I went back to the gym with Tiger. He's a gym rat now. I went back to the gym with him.

Okay. Because this week they have off, right? Yeah. And it's mostly Tiger working out then. Yeah. It's just me taking him through the workout. Okay. And then.

and what? Oh, I have to flex for them because I kind of lift it again because they saw a guy doing 225 and I went, oh, you think that's good? They went, that's really good. I went, you think I can do it? Bossie goes, I don't think so. I went, interesting. I'm going to put that on.

How many times you guys think I can do it? Bossie goes twice. Tiger said five, so I did 30. Okay, no, no, check this out. I love that you're trying to prove your manliness to an eight-year-old. No, but I know it didn't go like that. It probably went like this. Oh, you don't think I could do that.

That's hilarious. Brandon set the whole thing up. No, the best part, no, the best part is his kids are probably like, watch how many I can get dad to do. Yeah. I bet you it could only do two. That'd be even worse.

They Huckleberry finger. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, okay, so then you did that. And then what? Podcasts or what? Yeah, and then I had two podcasts. Okay. And then what?

I'm very interested in this, by the way. Yeah, and then I come back. Well, he's here. And then, no, I come back and then I took Tiger and Bosti to wrestling practice. Wow, okay. And then I helped them at wrestling practice and then we went to dinner with my dad afterwards. Wow. This is a beautiful day.

I guarantee you this. Yeah. I guarantee you this. Yeah. All the other kids. He was shitty to everyone all day. Yeah. Oh, no.

No, no. All the other kids, all the other kids that are at that wrestling didn't work out. what do you mean oh not a chance no no no no just went to wrestling like this is actually unfair like i'm right i'm writing a letter to whatever the oh the commission is of the because you know what i'm saying yeah like no i told tiger too when we're driving there i went listen you guys are on break this is where this is where we're going to get better because these parents are going to say it's a break so they're not going to show up to wrestling practice even though they're supposed to i said so usually there's 20 kids in the group yeah i bet you there's five kids

five kids no but that's just just that's how you can yeah no I get it I can't wait for get my box seats at wherever these motherfuckers are gonna be yeah I'm ready boy because it's gonna happen you and Rick Glassman you know exactly no because this is what I'm saying look I wish excel at what you're gonna excel at

this is great it's not even it's not even no this is they're live that's great that they love this is guided acceleration too It's awesome. This is what's just supposed to be. Yeah. I mean, these kids are, you know, they're going to be wrestling. Just don't talk to them about 9-11 or the Moonlanders.

No, but Tiger's going to have a kid like this in the wrestling, you know. Kids are going to be scoring. We look at a dead! Should I slam him? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Brennan's going to be the, don't hurt him. No, Brendan's going to be at the gym. You know?

Yeah, I. No, he's going to have to. I'm so tired. No, Brennan's going to be in the, in the stands with 225. Yeah, yeah. he's going to be the one body snap do it to me do it um so uh kill me finish me this is your destiny kill your father boston yeah he was the luke skywalker and darts vader relationship i don't think you can do it he goes back to when he was fucking

his son was trying to do two you can't do two 25 i don't think you can kill me it all clicks for boston um yeah dude that's great uh but i um yeah i i i you know i i don't know i i i you know look there's different a lot of those kids that are in the wrestling camp or whatever the fuck league they're not they're not and their parents aren't interested in them doing anything

except getting out of the house and getting recreation that's fine that's totally fine yeah that's why that's why a lot of these conversations are going to be happening

in the stands what's up with your kid bro it's not professional you know yeah you know that's going to be

a lot of that yeah that's how you create fucking LeBron. Yeah, I know. Yeah, if you want to be good, you know, you got to do some shit. These other kids aren't willing to do.

I told them, though, I'm like, this is the route you want to go down. You're missing birthday parties. There's no vacations, you know? Oh, my God. Oh, he's just going to have a weightlifting birthday party. You know how I went to Shakies. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Tires going to go into Gold's gym.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The kids are going to come in and be like, what's going on? We're starting here at the, at the kettlebells. Boston's gotten, you know, he's fucking six. He's, balls. deep into the Titanic, like documentaries on the Titanic and he'll watch the Titanic movie over and over

and then her repeat all the facts and stuff about it and he goes, Dad, can I have a Titanic themed birthday party? I went buddy, you know that's not like something we celebrate. You want people to show up right? Now you've got to have a boat in the backyard that just sinks. Like all the kids,

Bosti's the captain, I'm going down with the show. Brendan's got to dress up as a as a, as a, as a, as a, as a iceberg. Uh-huh. Yeah, you know the kid in Jay McGuire who keeps reing off all the facts? Jonathan, let's bossy right now about Titanic, man. I'm like, Jesus Christ, take it easy on that kid should have been nominated for a fucking

Oscar, honestly. But hold on. Whatever you get, I mean, it's like, that's, you ever think, uh, Calvin likes rainbow friends? Anyway, uh, yeah. No, but you ever think like, it's like, you know, I'm noticing now, it's like, whatever they're interested in, whatever they want to do. Run with it. You just, you go with it.

But sometimes it's, you're, like, it's, but sometimes. It's like frustrating when they're doing something wrong. Yeah. It's like right now, Wolf's at this stage where it's like he wants to do it his way. Billy's like that. You know, so you might have it. It could even be this. And I just go, oh, no, no, no, you do it.

And he's like, no. Right. Billy's like that. You know? And he just feels like, it goes like this. Yeah. So I just find myself going, all right. Calvin was never like that.

Billy is a bit. He pushed me the other day. He goes, no. My tone, he says. Yeah. And then he starts drawing. And I was like, he just took the fucking thing out of my hand. and Christian's like you better get it back

and I was like yeah you're right dude and I go hey don't do that I'm gonna draw and then I'm like I don't even want to I'm trying to anyway Hey have any of you guys hit your kid Well hit Yeah no

I don't know you know old school parenting I don't know I don't believe in it No no no no I've never hit I've never hit my kids no Yeah one time wolf hit me in the face in bed Yeah hit me I hit him back I mean, Socking them is different than, like, you know.

He went like to eat at a minute. I was like, nah, how'd that feel? That's hilarious. You don't do that. I mean, that's fine. I tell you what? Hadn't hit me since. Yeah.

You know what I mean? I mean, you know, I didn't backhand him. I'm just saying like, and it's like, no, no, don't do that. You know? Yeah, I think that, um, you get the point across when they're young, just be like, hey, you don't do that because then they go, oh shit. sometimes sometimes so far for me yeah so far for me i think it has more to do with like you know how menacing you you know you're big and yeah you know yeah well depends if there's any repercussions

because if you just always go hey don't do that and they keep doing it and nothing happens like oh dad oh yeah says that's so that's that's so true i i've learned so much patience because now if i just go hey he throws something to go go get that he won't do it right away he just stands there looks around I just go like this. I go, you know what? I'm going to wait as long as it takes. You'll do it. You'll end up doing it. You're going to do it. Yeah. But that's like, you know, I think that's better than just, you know, go get it now. Then eventually just like, you know. Oh, dude, I can wait so long. You can't. You can't. Dude. I know. I know. We're going to wait. Yeah. Oh, the rest of my life is waiting now. Go ahead. I'll wait the whole time.

But yeah. I'm ready for all that. Yeah. I can't wait to be like, oh, you don't want to do stuff you don't want to do? Oh, cool. Then I'm going to go shut the lights off. That's a very, yes, of course you are. I'm shutting the lights. I'm turning off the power. And I'm going to like this.

Oh, yeah. Don't got to pay that bill anymore. You know why? Invite me over when you do it. Because I don't want to do it. You know what I mean? That's how that's going to be. Invite me over.

I want to see that. Yeah. Well, same thing with like food. They say like even with eating, you know, it's like when they don't want to eat stuff, you just, you know, you don't. you don't go what do you want you just go oh oh you're not eating because we're having this yeah that's what our parents did there wasn't like options my dad was never like hey brandon tonight hamburger helper chicken tenders or spaghetti it was like hey bitch we have just beans

that's it you don't eat you don't eat I'm not a denny's you know what I mean you're getting this yeah you don't want it too bad I got to be better at that well I know it's it's Kristen will because she'll just be like, oh, because she's freaking chef boy R.D. over there. I'm giving my kids an eating problem, though. Chris's over there for you,

you know, if Tiger, not so much boss, but if tigers eating fat, I go, we're eating fat tonight? Okay, that's fine.

Ruined your workout. That's fine. Wow. That's fine. This is the guy that worked out and then got three nicotine pouches after he worked out. Before.

No, it was after. It's like painting a wall and then throwing black on it. You know what's a tar on it. Yeah, but carnivore diet, though. They don't see me eating fat.

This guy, oh, by the way, three episodes ago, he's like, you got to eat fat. It's good for you. No, I mean fat as in like fast food. Like you can have good fat, like avocados, shit like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ain't it crazy how different, when you was counting the macros and all that stuff before you gave yourself shingles? Yeah.

Isn't it like, isn't it? Isn't it weird, like, you know, like, you know, it's like you could take like, like, whatever, however many calories, an avocado is and then have the equal amount of calories of, say, chocolate. Yeah. Those, that ain't the same. No, no, no, no. I mean, it's just weird all the, like, you know what I mean? How foods are and stuff. I follow this one guy on Instagram.

I really like his stuff, but he, like, shows you, he's like, look, this is how much this is. Oh, I know that guy. Yeah. I follow that guy too. Oh, you do? Yeah. And he also has. He does the recipes.

Yeah. Yeah, I love that guy. I found that guy probably because of you or something. Yeah, he goes, I'm going to try. I love that, dude. The shit Eric reposts is hilarious, by the way. The shit Eric reposts on Instagram is worth following Eric alone. So it's hilarious.

No, I like that guy because I tried this one because I saw Brendan like this particular recipe too. It was bananas, two eggs, peanut butter and blueberries. And what do you eat it in? I you bake it like a oh oh yeah I did it disgusting oh that's so funny Chris Chris Chris Chris just I was gonna make it for you guys I forgot to do I won't baby he's not here yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah like if Brendan was here I would have baked those and

brought it and been like yeah guys and here's this recipe you like this shit you like that's exactly what I was gonna do fuck you shop eat it you know what it But it's like he has a lot of those kinds of things. And I like to do those. Because I got a great kitchen now. So I like to be like, oh, cottage cheese with this and this. And you bake it for 15 minutes. And it's 300ths of whatever grams of whatever.

He'll like repost facts about Lizzo or some shit. His reposts are hilarious. Yeah. Unfortunately, they don't have it on desktop. Oh, they don't. That's too bad. Damn. Yeah.

Damn. Damn. That really sucks. Yeah. And this, I thought this episode was going well. That took the wind out of ourselves. Fuck. Yeah, man.

Brendan, did you see this? People saying there's the curse of Jake Paul. I know. Oh, what? Mike Tyson nearly died before the fight, needed eight transfusions. Anthony Joshua was just in a car accident in Nigeria. Right, I know about that. Nate Robinson.

Oh, wow. I guess nobody's heard from him, which I didn't know. I didn't know. That's crazy. Ben Ascran's lung collapsed. Tyrone Woodley declared bankruptcy. see Tommy Fury stop boxing and his engagement ended. This is wrong.

That's the scariest thing ever seen in my life. That picture is so fucking scary. Yeah. Nobody. Oh my God. That's the scariest thing I've ever seen. If my kids saw that, they would shit.

Anytime I see something like this, I think, oh my God, if my kids saw that, holy fucking shit. Now, is that Mike Tyson thing real? The quote they're saying from Mike Tyson,

he was like, he's like, I had to follow the script because I needed money. I don't know. I don't know if that's real. Here's, I don't know if that's real either.

He is fighting old. dudes who aren't crushing it except for Joshua like everybody else is kind of like like Woodley right retired Mike Tyson needed the money well he shouldn't have fought he's just a guy he shouldn't have fought Robinson just a guy yeah he almost killed him I bet on the basketball player really ohly shit I was like professional athlete that's good that's what I'm so I'm so glad because there's so much shit out you that the AI stuff and the in the fake well let me say this is something I wanted to say before it We're going to get to the point where-

I'd be surprised if Mike said that because they're close. Like Mike gave Jake his first opportunity. But we're going to get to the point where that documentary from the Somali thing can be made just like that from AI. Oh, that's already.

Well, no. If that were made AI nowadays, you'd be able to tell. You'd be like, this is AI. You think so? But there would be, there will be the time where they create a Nick, surely and then make this old guy

and then just make it about Somalis there will be a time in the near future where they just make these fucking real documentaries that are not real and that's crazy this is the one where the ladies like getting groceries out of her car and then a bear comes and I was like oh my first thought now

I was like okay that's not real and then you see a different video and it's a tiger and I'm like oh no to me it's real enough that it's like no it makes you doubt anything else but you you know that that documentary that that kid made about the thing is not is not a i we won't even have to do this we'll just be like how was the podcast yeah you tell me man i got no idea watch it watch my podcast that i wasn't there for you know it's like it's it's weird man weird stuff weird ass stuff but christmas was good thanks for asking nick yeah

what did you get did you get your wife something bernand um what i go she wanted some uh skims north face collab like they have all this uh shit i i told her i said just focus on the kids don't don't want to waste money on me i don't want let's just be smart this year with our money you got christin something yeah hmm what did you get her this is funny but a ladder that won't fall i totally get it that's how that's how we're getting older man It's a great gift. She almost killed herself on her ladder. Yeah, yeah.

And I also got her a 3D printer. Oh, really? Yeah. To make illegal guns, that's cool. You know what, Rachel got? So we can make ladders. Christmas morning, Christmas morning, I went like this. Uh-huh.

You know, you, damn, Mary is just fucking Scrooge McDuck. Hey, I went like this. Yeah. For Woffie, he's like, no presents for you. Hey, Wifee, enjoy the house. Who's your gift? Anyway, I'm going to go make a disgusting breakfast. Next year.

And eat these fucking muffets. Because Shab likes them. Do you believe Shab fucking like this post on Instagram? Right? Yeah, and it was like... And change that dress. You look terrible. Is that a bathing suit?

Hey, I'm old school. Yeah, no shit, man. Yeah, I don't... You know what? It was like my... My kids do have too much choice. I was like talking to like this young rich dude at the football game.

He's about to... I don't remember that. know and he's uh wants to gauge i'm not gonna say who it is but he wants to get engaged to his wife and he's like talking about like you know she's worried about i'm traveling and stuff like that i just say hey tell her go marry a plumber you want somebody that's nine to five he'll be there all the time go get you an electrician he'll work from nine to five he'll be home and you can do all that stuff but if you want to go to no boo on wednesday for no reason and be dripping in diamonds dripping i got to go do shit

God damn. Okay. To fucking tell them. Keep shit real. Keep them 100. I'd be doing the road. Yeah, you'd be doing that road. I'd be doing the road.

And then like, you know, and then also it's like, you know, okay, she's going to climb on the ladder. Oh, that's what Rachel did. Rachel, she, she found some video on Instagram of like a light fixture thing that goes around the light fixture. So she caught herself. She's going to do this herself. And then I get on the Google thing.

It's like, babe, you have to come up here. Chris, Chris, the light thing off, okay, like this. And I'm looking, I'm like, what happened? You know what I mean? What are you doing? Now I have to stop everything I'm doing to fix this. She was like, well, it looks so easy on the video. Yeah, on the video, her husband was filming the video.

Look behind the scenes. And that's take 17. Yeah. You know what I mean? Man, will you, yeah. Yeah. Does when Kristen start projects, she just, did she tell you? She just does it, right?

She just does it, yeah. That's why she almost killed herself on the ladder. Yeah, she does it. So now you go, oh, you're just going to be doing shit. So you go, oh, I know what I have to do. I either have to hire a dude that's going to be here to spot her when she's doing stuff. Or I got to get her a ladder that, like, is fall-proof. Oh, damn, Chris, you're out here in Texas tomorrow?

Tomorrow, San Antonio. That's not too far from me. Charlotte, North Carolina, West Nyack. Yeah, you should swing over to Austin and say... Milwaukee. I'm in and out, bro. Then I got my Australian tour. Oh, that's right.

And Auckland, New Zealand. Have we figured out what we're going to do there? Oh, Chris is in Austin March 20th. Yep. Peter. So I'll see you. Oh. March 20th.

Maybe we should... Oh, we'll talk about it after. Yeah, you guys come out of early. Hell yeah. Hell yeah, bro. Live out there, bro. Fuck you. other well

Tacoma look at these fucking dates chrystalia dot com go there I'm gonna play Nate Jackson's place in Tacoma yeah I did it

you did it yeah oh cool you seem excited about it yeah I don't like that energy yeah but my fans will come out

so it's okay Eric was probably like what the fuck yeah that's exactly yeah my shit will be like it was no help but you know what I mean love Nate

let no shade on no he's great it was like a yeah you guys have figured it out love you guys all right peace all right see you guys all right see you guys

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