The Golden Hour - On The Nose | The Golden Hour #158 w/Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: November 14, 2025

The guys talk Erik meeting Sydney Sweeney and performing his comedy (about her) in front of her, they also discuss what it would be like to be a billionaires, the government shutdown, bodied up news weather reporters, the controversy of cloning, penis exercises, NBA, MLB and UFC betting scandals, the odd couple that took Delonte West into their home and much more! Get this episode AD FREE + 2 PATREON ONLY episodes/month only at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcastQuince - Go to https://quince.com/golden for free shipping on your order and 365-day returnsDraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code GOLDEN. That’s code GOLDEN to turn five bucks into 300 in bonus bets if your bet wins.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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That's what that is You know when you see like somebody says that you'll see a post on the Instagram and it'll say like you know Clint Eastwood said this I realize that they're all lies they're all lies

and then so but there was one about Billy Elish saying like she had something like in front of like billionaires like why are you billionaires you know give your money away and I'm like does she like is she giving away

her almost billions did she say it that's what I'm asking I'm not I'm curious or that was like a real thing. I hope not because it's the most, it's really stupid. Yeah. If you,

if you, there's a lot of money in that, those bullshit headlines. Yeah, man. Like there was one on me. It was like, Brendan Shaw,

banned from the mothership. And then I did a show there last Thursday. Like, well, not banned, but he can only do this one. Now he's banned again. Uh, this is,

I didn't know, Haley was a fucking billionaire. What the fuck? Make up, her makeup shit. I think, Being a billionaire is crazy. It's so weird.

Crazy awesome. Don't be a homo. No, no, no, no. I'm just like, but this is why I won't, won't be a billionaire. I, you know, one of the reasons of many, but I'm going to say, can we run down these reasons? That's just so weird that to be a fucking billionaire is so weird. Well, I mean, listen, I think we're thinking because of our own situations because, you know, there's nothing that we're currently doing right now that is worth a billion dollars. but you create a product

like no matter what it is like you have the NFL you have the NFL product right and then the NFL has ad revenue and they have all this stuff and it generates billions of dollars I mean what are you supposed to do well yeah I mean

your overhead or your whatever is different but like you know if you have 500 million liquid cash that's crazy I totally agree with you in that you can literally do anything you want I know but there's no you're not worried about the

government like the shutdowns that traveling but this is my inflation eggs that's what i know that's what i'm saying the list dropped off real hard yeah i ran out a down the eggs i ran but this is my issue if you're someone like a billy eylish and you have because how much is her net worth i mean she's got to be worth 150 200 million dollars at this point i heard she hides a few mill in those tits all right well now we made we made it sex we're back we made it second this is with the golden yeah we made the All I'm saying is there's so much you personally can do if you're rich. Just do those things that don't worry about what somebody else is doing, you know? Yeah.

Because it's like, for instance. I like, I like when they showed Sidney, they're like, are you going to apologize for the gene ad? And she was like, nah. Yeah, that was. Nah. That was pretty gangster. That was pretty gangster. Hey, you want to hear something funny?

What? So. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So Matt did a show. Right. And she was there, right? She was there. Yeah.

So we, I said, we, I go up and meet, hey, I know Scooter. I'm like, we're all talking. And I say to her, I go, you know, I got jokes about you. Oh, that's hilarious. What she said? And she goes, oh, I got to hear him. I was like, okay. But, hey, Eric, Eric, is she pretty in person?

Bro. Of course she is. Yeah. Now, you never know. You never know. I guess you never know, but you can kind of tell with her. No, she's fine. But anyways, if you look up Eric Griffin, Sidney's weaning, some, there was someone there.

and they wrote an article about, you know. And so I hit a Scooter. I said, hey, please tell her. And I also want to thank you for laughing. Because if you didn't, it would have been a nightmare. Let me see. And that's not even the picture of the thing. It's kind of a gay email.

Well, what's the thing? Comedians are delivering. I wish I could see it. I just see the Patreon dashboard and I want to blow my head off. Oh. I wish I could see it. Oh, so they're like saying. Wow, dude, her titties are always out as comic Eric Griffin described.

I got a funny joke about that. You know, I just got a funny joke because I said it doesn't. Like my joke, it's like, you know, her titties are always out. I know the joke. And it doesn't move to plot. No, it's funny. I know the joke. But my point is this.

She can't hide her tits. No, no, no, this isn't matter. That's not the point of it is that she, like, in the article that says she barrels over with laughter. What I'm saying is if she didn't, this would be a different article. Very true. If she didn't, the article would be more viral, Eric. The reason it went well, like, I didn't hear about it.

Good for you. But if it would have went bad, I would have texted. But did, dude. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying, man. I'm glad it was like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know. This is good. It is interesting, though, when she says the thing about, like, if I have an issue, I'll

speak on it and people will know. Fair to her. Like, this is great. Yeah, she's gangster. That is gangster. It is interesting, though, because. we're all kind of we're all kind of

we all kind of fell victim to it in a way of you know if you go back and you look at her past posts about Black Lives Matter about her we need to do better there are those do exist so we you know there is that perform you're saying for her

yeah yeah she did yeah so it's like there is that performative aspect of it and the what's socially acceptable to do that we've all kind of felt and done, you know, like, dude, when I was, not me. Yeah, no, yeah, I don't know. Maybe not you, but like, but like when I never wavered, never waver.

There's a difference between wavering and flip-flopping, though. This hits different when he would have, would a hoodie and his legs are covered. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Now it just all hits different. The white hoodie. Yeah. There's your, but my point is, it's like, you know, when somebody doesn't flip-flop, look, we all know people who are like,

who were very liberal and then became very conservative and like it's like to sell tickets yeah to sell tickets and that's what it is but like when somebody who does i don't think this is what that was no no no it's it's not no no i'm not saying it is i'm i'm i get it what she's doing i think it's i she can do no wrong she she's good no i think she's cool but i'm just saying it is interesting that that did happen like dude in 2020 people were fucking crazy yeah yeah well be you you know what it was people were scared chris no i know now she's like oh it's chill no man i'm good i'm not going to apologize you see my tits well i think that this is a kind of thing though that i think that this is a PR thing you know because like this is very like interesting that like

you know the way she's so dressed down and just kind of hey i'm a chill girl and whatever i think that this is fine i think it sucks that she even had to answer a question questions about that's like this lady just a real it was just a funny ad fuck this lady and then people turned it into a neo-Nazi thing. But notice the ladies asking these questions are always ugly. There's just some cunt uglies? Well, the thing about

this other lady's face is she looks already annoying. No, no, no, but the thing is like this article, no, this lady see, no, you guys didn't really look at it. She's not really, this is not a gotcha thing. She's the quagmire John's thing. I understand. This is not, I understand. This girl, the people are mad that this woman wasn't

pushing her harder. I understand. You know? I understand. what you're saying and I agree with what you're saying I don't necessarily think this woman is in the wrong but I do think Oh I do just leave it alone Like there's like I think what this woman thought she was doing was a good thing

I think what this woman thought she was doing was I'm gonna let her explain herself I'm gonna let her you know I'm gonna help her I'm gonna help Sidney Sweet And what I'm saying is I think that that was brought on by her own people Yeah for sure Now so that's why I'm saying

This lady is like they said hey would you like to I think it went like this Hey would you like to Sidney would like to talk to somebody They picked her You know what I mean And it was like They knew the questions

It was going to happen And I think that it sucks That she even had to do that No no Not that was so Walter She looks like Walter She looks like Walter

It was so stupid You know It's just The whole thing is stupid What did this lady do to you Right And it's going in on this She looks like Walter

Fresh Face Clean shape I I think that it was yeah pretty pretty gangster what she did though yeah it's like what i don't know it makes me like her even more dude and she's into vintage trucks and shit oh dude i just i just when is she gonna make something when she gonna do something wrong i don't know i just think we're in a it's just a weird time that like you know you imagine imagine how it all played out you know they go hey they

want you to do this funny gene ad yeah and they go here's the concept and then you hear that concept anybody would be like oh that's funny yeah you know you just you know you know you Well, you definitely understand the humor in it, at least. Yeah, you go, oh, this is the humor in it. So then these outside idiots go like, well, I'm going to translate that into, you know, and say, what? Here's the thing, dude. And it's a company, by the way, a company who the spokesperson before is a black woman.

I know, I know. They've done more for DEI, and they never stopped their DEI stuff, that company. So the people that are, oh, look, it's the kind of thing. this is the kind of thing that this is how it should go down that ad happens if anyone sees that and goes ah that's kind of tone deaf they go ah that's kind of tone deaf you know

you think about the jeans it's kind of funny and then someone else goes that person's annoying and that's it yeah that's how it should go it does it no the person who goes what that commercial fuck this that person's wrong

and then the other person's always ugly that person's always ugly shit that's fine Oh, it's net. No hot chick is upset about a jean country. It's always warlocks. Yeah. Like, how dare they?

Well, I, the weirdest, weirdest thing about this era of social media and stuff is how people can look at something and there could be two absolutely conflicting opinions about the same thing. Then you just go, why do we care about any of these opinions? Yeah. Well, there's a lot of mental illness. in the world. I know. But if I put a picture of my cock on the internet

people will be like it's 10 inches and then a lot of people will be like no it's 11 and they'll completely disagree with each other and I know the truth

right but it's like don't be so mad at each other first of all that's one inch difference yep not a big deal and it's still a big dick either way you paid it

and it's still a huge cock yeah that's what I said I'm giving you nothing and if you need to know what an inch is you just look at Eric's penis and you oh roast he said he was going to give me

nothing he's laughing bro dudes i got it for siskel kneebert back there i got a new movie for you on netflix this guy what this guy i can't even it better not be a movie that we've already talked about and i bet you dorks have watched already i don't know uh the new frankenstein this motherfucker dude how could you guys watch it how could you the fucking number one the kid from euphoria what's he's frankenstein he's he's frankenstein the kid from euphoria okay i didn't know that i didn't know that i didn't know that watch that show. Wait, did you guys see the movie or not? I did watch Frankenstein. Did you enjoy it?

I loved it. I loved it. Fuck yes, dude. I loved it. Um, okay, good. Um, loved it. And there's a new one about the shooting of Garfield, President Garfield from the creators of Game of Thrones. Oh, wait. Oh, yeah. Um, yeah. Oh, yeah. You don't know that one. Do you stupid? Yes, I do. Actually, it's the guy from fucking, yeah, yeah, I do. Yeah, I do. The fucking guys in it. Eric's lost. Five Owen and the other guy. Yeah. The other guy. Who's the other guy? I'm just dropping gems. on you, man. That's it. The front guy. The death by lightning. What's that guy's name? President Garfield. Oh, he's great. He's in so many things. He's always plays a bad

guy. President Garfield. All right. Well, that's actually not President Garfield. That's an actor. Michael Shannon. That's his name. Michael Shannon that's right. He's one of those guys. You would never know his name. It's not Claibone. Right? Is it Clevone? No. Fuck. No, it's not Claibone. That's guy. He was Zod. No, not him. I know. I know. You all are pissing me off.

I didn't say you didn't know. You're talking about Michael Shannon. No. Oh. No. That's why y'all are pissing me off. The other guy looks like Clive. You're talking about Clive Owen.

Fucking James Bond. No, this is the guy from Succession. Oh, I don't know that show. I don't watch that show. Oh, that show's great. Couldn't. You're stupid. Couldn't.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, look at me. Holy shit. No, no, I'm not. That shows great. This guy. Oh, hello, Kristen. I'm not saying. Oh, thank you.

I'm not saying. Am I looking fine today? I'm not saying this shows bad I guess they're both white No bro what Is this motherfucker crazy Bro if you ask a black person Look at this person

They'd be like That's one person Yeah but if you ask a white person About a black guy We're like that's one person They wouldn't say that They don't look at all Bro if you asked

And they do not look They look nothing alike They look nothing alike Oh no There's two whites Oh he looks like Adele You're bananas I get it

I get it It's wrong day it's wrong day for you guys an official holiday no and you're wrong day dude it's a veteran day you look up Matthew look up the dude with a beard

in the show which is how I saw him you stupid bitches that's so aggressive dude yeah that looks like that guy with a beer like him dude

oh my god I don't know I don't think they look alike at all look at this shit are you stupid you look at this is this you look at some black person and you go

That's the same person's shit. You did that already. I know. I like it. I wanted more. He does look similar. Thank you. You wanted more.

Yeah. Oh my God. So look, and that's on the left. On the left is watching my stand up and on the right is watching your stand up. Oh. For me and for you. But see, the one on the left is like he was on the better show and it was like really meaningful. So you would be talking.

talking about meaningful stand-up that Well, what I'm saying is I will be in Daytona and I will be in Jacksonville and I will be in Cleveland and I will be in Detroit. Go get tickets at Christalia.com. Oh, and also, well, no, this will come out. Chicago, go get tickets for the...

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And Friday. Eric makes up places. And then I'm going to be in Austin, Minnesota. Okay. Austin Minnesota. That's a big place. I'm making a place. Lansing corners in Austin, Minnesota.

I'm going to be in New York City, fucking, uh, Idaho. Hey, hey, give me this. But this guy, I'm not making up fucking places in other places. My God, you're the worst. There you go. How are you going to get people to come? There's fucking 25,000 people there. I just need like 15.

and that's the big that's what's going on in Austin yeah baby coming to town yeah I'm coming to town Austin Minnesota nobody nothing's going on there they're going to be even people are there are going to be like I guess yeah yeah yeah it's going to be fucking freezing there's nothing else I don't know I think it's going to be okay I was just in Minnesota this past weekend and it was fine so I was in Hamilton it was freezing and Hamilton Ontario let me tell you what I have to do of course so this so I'm doing Lincoln, Nebraska on

on Friday. Look at this fucking shit. Oh, I'm going to the spam music. Yeah, no shit, bro. I mean, you know what? I'm going to get some content for the podcast. How about that? All right.

So I found out that Linkin, Nebraska. And so I'm doing my travel. You know, and I'm like, how am I going to do this? You mean you're booking your tickets? Yeah, but I asked the AI. I was like, how's the best way to do this? The AI is like, you should drive. Yeah.

So I have to drive five hours. Oh, because other, dude. Because the plane situation. situation is like I tell no bro I tell my tour manager I will well there you go

I don't have a tour anytime more than yeah but no so who books your tour let me give me the tour manager hi who books your tour manager here

my agent right but now I'm never doing this again I told him but what I'm saying don't ever fucking do this no exactly the routing's terrible

I would yeah so you tell your agent your tour manager whatever you say yo dude I like I had to fly it's either connecting yeah

and you got to go and sometimes it's only at 6 a.m. So you've got to go at 6 a.m. And you got to connect. And it's fucking three hours away. And you go, all right,

I'm going to drive. No, no, but this one, but this is the same kind of thing where it's like also, you can't get a flight to certain places at, like,

you can't leave at 6 a.m. Sometimes the flight is like, it's 12 hours and you get there at 10 p. I know, I know what? What are you going to do, man? You know what?

Hey, hopefully you guys figure it out. I don't like your attitude today. Hey, keep us posted, I don't like your attitude today. What is going on with you, Shob? This guy just goes, what did you say?

This guy goes today. He's just, Frankenstein, liked it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's it. That's it. And then we talk about fucking logistics. Nothing about this guy. Logistics on traveling.

Yeah. Hey, did the government shut down affect you guys at all? No. It made the airport a little bit weird, but it was okay. I didn't feel nothing. They're back now, yeah? I was also less horny, but I don't think that has anything to do it. Not yet.

I don't think, I think they're working on it. They're back. They're back tomorrow. Oh, okay. Today's a holiday. They're back tomorrow. Why? why? I'm going to tell you why.

When they shut the private jets down. Ooh, facts. Because those hos are still getting paid. The politicians get paid. When they shut the private jets down, then all them rich folks started to make calls. What do you mean? they shut the private jets down? So they

shut airlines. A lot of the airlines were like, hey, we're going to cancel flight. I know. But they completely shut down to private jets. They did? Yeah, that's what I heard. That was on the thing yesterday. Then that's why. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You know, people call, they were like... They said, oh, hell, no.

They're like, you go, yo, yo, go, yo, go. I did to get my 35-minute flight from Burbank to Ontario. I hate that shit so much, dude. You wouldn't have a private jet if you had unlimited this money? Well, yeah. Is it freezing out there today? No. It's not cold at all?

Perfect. No, we're in LA. So you want to talk weather? We can't talk logistics, but you want to talk weather. Go on, tell us more. I'm just trying, man. Go back to your travel dates. You know what?

You should put in the back there. one of those like those maps like so brenda can go like this oh that'd be nice and then in the south there's going to be oh that'd be nice the shopdopler um i uh the shoppler can we call it that no we can't i like that's where i draw the line it's the shopler no it's not i shopper radar no ah you love it i like it with radar um in la you got dallas diamond page right what's named dallas something that's a different guy my weather has to come from somebody with big titties that's it oh you gotta watch the fucking telemundo like my wife puts on the morning she's like you can't switch i'm like i'm good yeah dude it's i'm good i'll

leave it there's weather women yeah the weather women the weather's like a movie coming like from uh you know weather women from gyrmo de turro marvo you know um weather women um it's just bouncy tities the whole movie the full title is whether women lie or not uh the full title is whether women lie or not colon they do oh my god right there are you kidding me her name's yonnet garcia yeah i'm telling you my girl's like you don't speak spanish i like yeah i like the weather no but i get horny you don't speak sonnish no but my dick moves 13.9 million followers yeah hell yeah that's i want my weather done go to the ass one wait wait wait wait wait wait dude like like this is like you you're doing a

real job like you're at you're working at a news place you know do you you follow each other on Instagram? Like if you're working... I guarantee they're like, hey, Annette, do you mind chilling out with the aspics? You're on national TV given the weather. Oh, I love what people put that kind of shit up.

The goat. My favorite one is the guy with the watermelon. You ever seen that? No, I can assume what it looks like. No show an ass. It's a dude-go-like this with the one. I think you get that one because you're black. Ah, yeah, baby.

Chin laughed. That's how you eat watermelon. there it is oh that's hilarious oh wow that's not even the one that's even fun that's not even the one oh it's the batman one it's the batman one i just saw it there right there the one up top oh oh oh oh oh that's the one oh wow oh wow yeah i like the asian one better so just think of an ass pick and then that yeah that's good it's a dark night um i think oh wow damn i think that uh mm-hmm wait what was i going to say about this weather shit yeah distracted huh Yeah, it's distracting.

What kind of weather we got going on here? Oh, your point was, as ummy. About to be a down for. I love the dumbness of that joke, dude. It's going to be slightly cummy. That's so stupid, dude.

No, no, no, wait. Guys, I just want to say something. I'll say something. He tries to act like he doesn't like it. No, no, no. And then he adds something to it. I like it. It's so dumb.

Dumb is great. Dude, I was on stage in... Slightly cumming. I was on stage in Hamilton. I said something, and I heard someone from the audience say that's so dumb and I was charged bro that's my favorite yeah yeah so um yeah uh yeah no but your your point was as a colleague do you follow her right right right right so it's like if like you know if if casey was this girl the other newscaster

not if you're married you know what you're like yeah you're like oh man but what is her other content look like go to click out does she have it's pretty risque you don't get 13 million because you're doing weather. I think that's the perfect reason to follow. She's like, that's my co-work. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm going to get divorced.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, because that's what I was thinking about. There's the fights. But she also does, most of her pictures are normal, okay? There are. Normal. No, well, you know what it is? You can't see past the normal because of all this shit. Like, that's normal.

I mean, that's not normal, but it's not, well, her titties are kind of out. Yeah, never mind. But go, go get out. But get out. But get out of it. The comments are interesting. Get out of this. Go to the homepage.

Oh, wow. That's great. Make really wanted the rug rats. I couldn't find the Batman. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We got a package, guys. Grab that, Casey. The guy's waiting for a signature.

Like, the norm, like, it's like half and half, yeah. There's a lot of ass. It's half and half, yeah. Yeah, this is. But get it, girl. I mean, get your money. I mean, oh, my God. No, no, no, no.

Get your money. Yeah, for sure. And this is why people watch. Oh, look, she was in Penthouse. Oh, damn. Yeah, this is why people watch the fucking weather. Otherwise, this is why you're not checking your app. Mexico does it right.

Mexico does it right. They're not trying to fucking suppress this shit. How many people get caught in storms because they didn't realize she was actually talking about the weather. No, that'd be me. No, I got caught in the com. The. You know, the deeper you go. It's only going to get better because she didn't have as much of a following.

That is true. That is so true. Wow. Nick is so real. He's going to keep going to be 17. Nick is fucking. Slow down, Nick. We just got in trouble.

The, the, I think that she's smart. Well, Nick is the whole thing about this. But this is why you watch, this is why you would watch the news and not just check your weather app. Otherwise,

This is why that news station They know what they're doing They're not going to be like, oh no, she posts Oh no Rating's all time high Yeah There's a cum storm coming in Slight horniness over here

Coming in from the west Apparently there's some cum coming in From the south A lot of buildup Lately over in the southern region It should explode It'll be blasting all over the south Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Expect moisture later tonight. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys are two on the nose, yeah? That's why it's good. What are you talking about? This guy, this guy today. No, dude, you don't get it. Huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Mary Shelley over here. Yeah, Mary Shelley with the subtlety. Yeah, you're exploring themes out there? Yeah, exploring themes, bro. Yeah. We're fucking... You got concepts and themes coming on? We should call this podcast on the nose.

That's my next special are going to be. I don't give a love. Oh, I like that. On the nose. Because you had a big nose. All right. I like it. And that's on the nose.

Literally. Yeah, I know. You didn't candycoat that at all. No, that's why it works. On the nose. And then like the picture of the poster, it's literally just your nose. Yes, that's it. You know, oh, I love that.

Yeah. Of course you do. Yeah. You would love that shit. And you're doing like a Tarzan thing on your hairs. Yeah, bro. On the nose. I like that.

On the nose. I'm directed that one. That's good. Pod. name that's what i said or or eric eric knows eric knows there's this big hunker on there with glasses out there though eric knows well yeah well golden hour was done and we still did that no golden hour wasn't done wasn't yeah there was another golden hour talk ass yeah yeah remember we had a whole thing it was just about the golden girls wouldn't it what's this oh you're still on

Twitter, huh? X? I haven't... Eric, everybody is. No, no one moved over to threads. No, I'm not. I wasn't comparing it to two. I just... This is crazy.

I don't go in there. Yeah. I think he has... He got clone money? See, that's what you would do with your money. Of course he did. I think he has the clone company. I think he's invested in the company that did it.

Oh, so that I can't do your dog since you're an investor and he's like, all right, and then bam, the dog comes out. Well, this is how you start it, though. You start the cloning like this. you get to do it with dogs so people are like you know I mean is it the exact same dog though or is a little off dude cloning is one of those sciences

that you go this can be used for good use for evil it depends you know it's like I have a friend that had a heart transplant if they could clone and get him a real heart like his heart and kill the fucking other one no no they just they wouldn't what's he have now a pig heart does he have a piggy heart yeah yeah you know what I'm saying does he have a pig heart

Eric or he had a transplant from another person The pig thing doesn't It doesn't last Oh yeah Yeah You can't be half pig Man bear pig isn't real

Wait you're not half pig You're like You are if your whole heart One of the percentage of the heart That's how much pig you are But you shouldn't be any percentage pig I love the mud lately Can you want to eat your own shit

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The Internet's that way. They thought it was going to be a fucking utopia. They made the internet like, this is great. It connects us all. Fucking everyone's just racist. But cloning, man. Like, well,

do we think, do we think Tom Brady's had some work on his face? I want to ask about, wait, we already talked about Bradley Cooper. Yeah, yeah, no.

Oh, yeah, Bradley Cooper's definitely had some work. Tom, I don't know if he's got work or something weird's going on with him. Maybe. Something seriously weird. I don't know.

He doesn't eat carbs. He drinks avocado shake. Who? just be that. Who? Tom Brady. He doesn't even... Check out Tom Brady

Fat Brady in the top left there. He looks like Drake May. That's Drake May. That's not Tom Brady. What a glow up, bro. Get a picture of Drake May. The top left is Drake May. No, it's not.

It's fucking Tom Brady. Well, that's... He's Drake May. He's a new quarterback for the fucking... Oh, wow, that's funny. White guys. You tell me a black person that's like, oh, that's the same person.

That's the same dude. It's different, Chris. That's fucking, uh, clavowing right here. You tell you something right now. That guy is the truth. Really? This dude is good. He's pretty fucking good.

I'll tell you right now. He's third in MVP voting. He's going to win. He might win the MVP. I'll tell you right now, but he's not the truth. I'll tell you right now, this guy is the worst lay in bed. Yep. I knew you were going to say that.

There's no way. There's no way this guy can fuck, bro. It sounds like half his face is gone. Like his chin is too high. Did you guys see that one NFL player His model wife divorce him Because his dick was too big That's a real story

It was supposedly two Coke cans You know on top of each other Yeah Like who That's women aren't supposed That's a lot Women aren't supposed to be shallow He's also a giant of a man

Who fucking pull this guy up What are you talking about? Yeah His name Pull up the article Last name Khalil He retired but Don't you feel like

I've seen I've seen little white girls Take bigger black dicks on online You know, you could figure it out. Yeah, but you don't know. Those girls are probably not walking for a week. Yeah. Yeah.

No, I don't know what you're saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And who's that kind of right? Oh, no. Shut the fuck up. Some streamer. No, dead ass. Dead ass.

Shut the fuck up. I was going to try it off. What's going on here? That's the woman? Yeah, she says more. I don't even lie. Not even lie. Looked up like lipo and shit.

You know what I mean? Oh. Oh, she got to a little flavor in her tank. It's kind of funny. It's like, my life is a comedy and it writes up, though. But like, okay, excuse me, okay, I don't want to like, No, no, no, no. Was this like, was that the, that was the biggest factor?

Yeah, the biggest factor, yes. Oh, my God, but no cheese, like no shot. See, I think she's hooking them up here. She's like, we're getting divorced, but I'm going to tell everybody your dick's too big. So she was married to this guy. Yes, he played at USC, he got, his, He got drafted by, I think, Carolina and just has a giant tail between his life.

But what you're saying, and the reason why you know this is because of her. Like, this isn't a thing that we have already know. Yeah, man, I haven't sucked to dance, dude. I don't know. But I'm saying, like, some guys have cockpicks out there. Oh, yeah, I don't think you know. No, okay. Oh, no, I'd love to see it.

But she said she looked into LIPO around her cooter just so it could fit. Well, hold on, though. She needs to talk to some of the girls I've seen on you porn, man. This guy never needs to show a cockshot ever, ever. This guy is Yeah Her cooter Yeah yeah

We gotta get past that So This guy never needs to show It's like it's like It's like in the It's like in the movies That are the back The monster movies

Where you never see You know the fucking The Dynamite House of Dynamite That you never see The actual nuclear attack Yeah yeah That's what this guy

Is living in this perfect world Where he's never He doesn't need to show his dick The lore is incredible Yeah yeah yeah Yeah But you know what the bummer is It's kind of this thing

With Pete Davidson remember when Iriana Grande's like Go big dick energy he's like yeah the bummer Is it's like it's good but it's not like crazy He's like so now when I get with girls They're like yeah it's not that great I expect it to be bigger So this Matt Khalil better have a fucking wopper

This woman What is this? A show she has? She's a show? I don't know what the She's just page six I've met her once Yeah I don't know

So she's sweet no this pre no not like that just she was uh oh boy

oh boy no no guys don't start shit nothing nothing like that oh no

it's just the way he's I know here I go he's you know years that you know

something didn't happen I wouldn't have said I know her that's you know that come on fair point

but I just like I got Brendan said here we go oh wow that was Is it? No.

Don't you think she did them a solid though? Being like, yeah, a reason? Yeah. It's not the reason they got divorced. She was like, listen, I'm going to hook you up. Yeah. Hey, ladies, the reason I couldn't stay with him, his cock's too big. That'd be great if she said it like that.

That'd be amazing. Yeah. But no, I, I mean. Well, she's also a little. She's a little woman. That's like 5'2 or something. It's not what. I'm telling you, you know, you know, you know when the dude first broke the four-minute

mile yeah there's been girls that taking this stuff down before you're not Rosa Parks of Cox here girl now that there's a way to handle that's great that is great hey hey that is great yeah that is a great take

thank you that is a great take that's a fantastic take the Rosa Parks of Cox she's just in the back of the bus just getting it yeah in the back of the box

legs up dude I yeah yeah yeah oh my god that would be that would be that they do that on bang bust yeah yeah yeah yeah bang bust

this girl's dime a dozen on only fans I've seen those girls tackle bigger feet look look here's the truth dude she didn't get divorced because of his cock being too big you make it work

if you're in love women no woman is like use your feet get creative yeah get that mouth mouth go.

But that's telling you how big it is. What that mouth do? What the mouth? It's probably if she can't, you know what I mean? What are we talking about? I've seen it happen. That's the thing. Kristen would stay with me if I was just ahead. Just ahead.

Carry me around in a bowling ball case. Completely different. Why? Too small and too big is two different things. That sounds like someone with a, you know what I mean? Bro, you got fingers. You make it work. I'm just saying too big.

just saying too big she wasn't you can't do anything about too big he wasn't the guy for her motorbike dude motorbike two hands two hands girl use both hands well this goes pretty like you ever had an indian rudburn yeah she's really pretty i think she broke up with him because he's not in the NFL anymore that's Eric that's what I'm saying NFL players on the whole don't make that much money like it's just a top percentage and then there's like 32 players on the team that are only making you know yeah he made like I was I want to say 30 something million in his entire career. He's balling.

Okay, good. All right. Well, there you go. Well, I mean, you know, depending on how he spent it. But yeah. Well, half of that's gone. So 15. He probably bought a house or whatever.

He probably got like $2.5 million in the bank right now. He's good. Yeah. Hopefully he got in some businesses or something. Well, if not now, now he doesn't good enough to keep her around though. Yeah, but who does work to. I think Eric's spot on. I think she's like, oh, you're not popping.

I'm moving on. Obviously, she wants to be in the spotlight. I don't know if that's all true. What I am saying is if you love the person, you don't fucking divorce them. When did you turn into a bitch? No, I have facts. Can you play some love music right now for fucking. When did I turn into a bitch?

For a fucking baby face over here. When did I turn into a bitch? When did I turn to a bitch? If two people love each other, they figure out, you're asking what a woman would do. You could have a little pinky dick. You're asking what a woman would do. So that's when I became a bitch when I fucking had to get into the mind of one. this guy's fucking idiot

when did you become a bitch you stupid asshole I'm literally trying to get it to the mind of one when did you become a sensitive little asshole when did that happen exactly what I'm trying to do if she loved him wholeheartedly

whole cockedly she would she would literally have stayed with him she would have made it work she would have fucking armpitted his dick whatever the fuck dude yeah she don't even have tities to you know what I mean

no she probably got it all right I don't know. She's pretty. She was a model, so I don't know. She looks young here, though. How old's that guy? And how old is she? Because she looks like she's like 22 right here.

Don't know. And who's this guy she's talking to? That is the white Chris Brown. Who is that guy? Now that's all I see. And I didn't like the way she answered the question. She needs to whiten up a little bit. Oh, dead ass.

Dead ass. Girl, you better whitening up. People say, though. Yeah, that's what people say. Now. Nah, she's too old for that. Yeah, yeah. I think she's probably like 30 or something, no?

You think so? Too old to say dead ass. Oh, got it. Is that what it is? Dead ass is soon to be, yeah, 33. There you go. Really? I think you're over 30.

You've got to be black to say dead ass. Yeah. Facts, Nick. Interesting. Good take. Not as good as the Rosa Parks one, but a good take. Thank you. Thank you.

She's 33. It looks great. Good for her. So anyway, who's the guy? Who's the football player? The football player is Matt Khalil. The guy she was talking to was this guy. Marlon.

I couldn't care less about who she's talking to. I thought you said who is that. No, no, no, I know. I understand. That's all good. So that was her husband. You notice he of Southern California, USC. He's like a regular dress picture.

Isn't he? A regular dress picture. Lyman with a big old dick. Interesting. Okay. I'm surprised other women. I'm surprised other women having come out. Like usually they,

to jump on the bandwagon, has anybody else talked about this? Like he has, he's been with her for how long, but he was with other people before. He's got to have a history. Well, girls have been like, yeah, someone should co-sign this.

Yeah, we need some, I need a co-sion. Yeah, that thing's hard to tackle. What if he was like the center? And then the quarterback has always got his knuckles. on his dick. This poor guy, man.

Hopefully someone figures it out with his big cock. Should be okay. I feel bad for him. It should be okay. You think you'll be okay? Any news?

Anybody else say anything? Ain't that something? Well, keep refreshing. Maybe she was the first girl to try to take it on. Maybe, yes. Maybe he's Mormon. Maybe he's.

Maybe. What if he was a virgin? Yeah, because USC players don't get chicks NFL You said UFC He said USC Oh USC Got it got it got it

Yeah I guess so I mean dude I don't know I don't know either I make Kristen hold my penis When I'm on that scale to get my true weight though Chin laugh Fuck yeah

I heard him Yeah chin like that That is so stupid. I know. I know, but I got to get the true weight. It's like taking your shoes off. I want to try it. Just get a fucking food scale and weigh your penis on the food scale.

Dude, I'm smart. Hey, you know what's a bummer? It's thinking about that girl's dad. Who? Haley Bailey. The girl who said the dude's, my cock. The thing about that, though, is like, That's when, like, you know.

Kristen, hold my penis. No, but she holds it, and then you see the weight. You go, like, eh? Or nothing changes. I go, it's cock day at the gym. Well, you are obsessed with it now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cock day.

What's cock day? What would that even be? Is it like, do you do like a cock press? No, no, no, no, you do cock-ups. Cock-ups. I knew. He was going to bust up at that I just

Cuckups! I do. I was like, do you have a traitor? Oh my God. So stupid. Up at the fucking chin up. And they had to have but they have to have porn playing at all times

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Pluto TV. Stream now. Hey, never. There was a big betting scandal in the MLB. People were betting on each pitch. And now this is the guy that got, he got arrested, Emmanuel Clay. Arrested? Yeah, he's going to federal prison.

What happened? He was purposely throwing balls and people were just betting on individual pitches. They've now changed the rule. So sports books can, the limit is $200 on individual pitches. But how did he know? How did he know? This one. great because you're supposed to throw four balls

to get the money and he threw one and the guy swung at it so it fucked everybody's parley up. Yeah. You could just see how bad he is and then... Oh my God. Well, they're cracking they're cracking down. They've been doing like investigating for like two or three years

and now they're going in and they're cracking down on the shit. How do you prove that though? I guess just like electronically text messages. Yeah, there's text messages. Look at this. Approximately 20 minutes after which one? What? He he attempted to throw a ball the guy swung and then you can read from here approximately 20 minutes after better i lost the wager on may 28th uh i sent a text message to the

defendant emmanuel clip so that's the pitcher uh image of a man holding himself with toilet paper even though hanging himself the better sent that to him a guy hanging himself and when he missed that pitch because the guy swung he threw a ball but the guy swings and there's nothing you can do about that well yeah and then he's like i'm going to kill you and he sent back a sad puppy dog face oh my guilty guilty

well I mean but this is after the game they're texting this is 20 minutes after the oh so he went to the dugout and started texting well this is the thing

you you incorporate gambling in the way they've done it in the last five years you know even with the starting with the fantasy gambling and all that I mean this is I mean you know this is what happens

you just don't do it you don't bring the fucking phones into the dugout I guess you know it's like you just like you just They lock them up like they do with the fucking White House when they have to go into the Situation Room.

No. They fucking put it in the brave on the Braves. You put the phone in a lock box and you fucking lock it up when you're on the field. Yeah, but these fantasy side give them 85 years. It seems a little excessive, doesn't it? Trying to send a message. There's been betting scandals in NBA, UFC and MLB in the last. UFC's in a deep one's getting nasty.

No, no, but listen, guys, guys, when you have fantasy gambling the way they have it right now and someone's thing is like if you score over 20 points you're gonna get you know you can win a ton of money the person can be in on it I mean it's like that's something you can directly control

so I mean so they have to like work on this thing and it's really hard to is this a thing you can't hide this and that's why they thought they were smart how are they smart it's easier to hide in the UFC than these other sports because you got to all four of these

guys aren't in on it. It's just one out of the five. In baseball, you got nine guys on the field and they're like, what the fuck dude? Yeah, but the pitcher can control his own thing because you bet on the individual. But never text about this shit, these idiots? Yeah, with the UFC

one, other fighters have came out and said they've been approached and it's been on casino floors and they offer them cash payments. Yeah. Like you said, the paper trial, it's... Right. You're fucked. Well, the other thing about it too is that With the UFC, it's like, if you're not going to pay your fighters, you're not going to pay your fighters.

No, no, disagree on this. They have more incentive. That's the common take. Everyone's like, well, if they pay the fighters more, the guys that are getting busts in the UFC are newcomers. So the way the UFC business model works is once you prove yourself, then those guys make really good money. But Dana can't give these newcomers 100K and 100K.

That's insane. You got to prove yourself. Well, I mean, they could have a, what do you call it, a collection? the bargaining agreement there could be they could revenue share with the fighters just like the other sports they could make up they could be a same they could be a minimum I can I get you I know could it's an individual sport I get you yes but if the money comes from a solid pool there still could be a minimum like to be involved in the sport but and that's what most people they're like why don't they do like NBA or NFL where it's 50 50 with the TV rights deal and all that

just so you know there's been other leagues that have tried to pay fighters more of them have ever succeeded the only sports combat league to ever survive is the ufc i was bored until you said that well i mean it's tough because like you know you have it's such an individual sport you know and you feel like even as a consumer you want the people compensated who you think are the best bored again you want to talk about your dick again go ahead well but but do you feel that way about the wmba the wmba the wmba has been subsidized from the beginning it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a public service they're trying to do it's a make a wish yeah they know they're going like hey let's get women into basketball because then they'll go to the games and they'll

still it's for the NBA I'm per I think it's phenomenal what they do with lady work that's what that's what that's about I think it's phenomenal what they do for ladywork and I think that it's amazing ladywork and it's equities work it makes them equal and I am so for equality and women are exactly like men and that's Hey, look, man, they did it. They found a star, and now they found another star, and they're like, okay, they signed a TV rights deal that, you know, so maybe the WMBA will finally start to make money. They didn't do it.

What do you mean they didn't do it? You said they did it. They did not do it yet. It's not. No, they're still eating shit. They're still in the negative. They lose $10 million every fucking. But also, they had a star in Caitlin Clark and then just shit on her.

How? All these hoes shit on each other. Oh, I know. Well, they're, it's like female comments. Oh, they're women. yeah yeah there you go it's like female comics they just tear each other down yeah they're women women fucking hate each other

dude bitches be crazy bro yeah I just like I always say I just want to watch the best of whatever like I don't like college football oh I can't disagree more same no no I get that's you but that's everybody's preference I'm just talking my preference I don't like it either it's nothing to do with sex I also don't like regular football

I just I like the NFL because it's the best I don't want to watch college basketball I don't want to watch no head you want the pussy yeah just right in get the best what's this now with that basketball NBA scandal there's also a poker scandal this one's huge though the poker one's huge

because it goes into the mob and all this kind of stuff I don't get why the poker's a big deal I know it's obviously illegal gambling but Chauncey Billups fucking over these you know ballers these high revenue guys that's a little different he got lumped in with the same Roseair guy but I feel

like Chauncy's doing he doesn't deserve fucking a life sentence or something I think Chauncey was doing shit. There's weird shit with like his lineups and stuff when he was the coach. I think it's kind of all involved. There's two FBI investigations, one that's been 10 years

for the poker and one that's been like five years for the gambling. I kind of think they're all related. And the Portland has been fucking sick. They arrested. Portland Trailbidders. The coach, the team that Chauncey Billup coach, they suck last year. They're really young. This year they're playing amazing with a new coach. Well, Gilbert Arenas

was another one that they caught for some some the the gambling stuff yeah he had a poker game and he came out of jail and he like came down the stats he's like I'm snitching I'm snitching yeah and he's out no no but here's the thing though it's like if somebody it would be like

someone that approaches you you know and then there are people who like are huge fans of yours yeah you know and then you go to this poker game and it's all set up that's that's why it's bad you know I don't get it no no you because you

I have less of a problem with this than them fixing the games. Like them taking these high rollers money, that's like, you know, getting mad at people that go see fucking psychics. Yeah, but they were set up, but the games were set up. Like if he was setting up the games and then, you know, there's the illegal gambling portion of it. But these things, it has mob connections. Don't be in business with the mob.

But that's what it is. That's just pretty much. That's what it is. I mean, you had to cash Patel on. freaking he's involved in it doing a press conference talking about naming like mob names that I'm like oh that's still a thing?

Yeah like the five original families Yeah you're like what the mob's still a thing I don't even know what they're seeing And I love to see it I love that with the glasses You can see what the what the thing is man It's a king Oh I see it I see it I see Wow Chris is stupid

No I was like looking at one of those fucking jackal lanterns What the fuck did they draw Um The K yeah that okay cool So there's a but what's this oh that's a queen okay wow terrible you could just like you're just freaking straight on cheating well yeah bro what we think when they want to do it they want to they do it it's not like they're like no but you're setting up illegal i mean this is the thing man even if

even when you go to Vegas and you're playing those slot machines why do you keep going whatever the that's what i like to do man i'm agreeing with them whatever the law is in Vegas for the slot machines that they have to pay out like whatever the percentage is who knows if they're that's even being being yeah that's a racket yeah that's a racket it's all illegal shit some some shady shit's going on so fake bro i'm fucking i'm tired of this shit dog my thing is one of the uncover the NFL because if you think it's not going down with the NFL and some of these refs in that shit you think it's just the NBA MLB UFC nah son oh well they're cracking down on all of it man but they had to like they had to get their case

you know in order they they know I'm saying that's why I say you can't I always say this stuff's gonna come out you can't hide this stuff I'm saying can't hide it this is what I'm saying about this if somebody's doing some shady shit it's gonna come out there's no way you can hide in this day and age

whatever's done in the dark will turn to will be set you whatever the fucking you know what it is yeah whatever's done in the dark in Lincoln Nebraska and oh Fuck a guy That was

Austin Austin Minutes Tota Taking your hand off Right when it's about to come Yeah Why do you get me with That we have 10 minutes left I gotta get it in

Before this guy gets it in You know what I mean I fucking already got it Didn't we start right at I already got it No Maybe five minutes after No I was looking at the clock

5328 That's weird Guys I know the truth And it's not done yet Okay Oh So just roll with me

We need to turn it over I got to put it in the oven For five more minutes What's this about? Let's see A couple of cues Of exploding for her Remember the rumor was

He slept with LeBron James' mom Yeah Whoa Well this guy was just Rested because he was out And that's sad man He was a good player And then he's just smoking cracked

I saw that shit And now some Some family brought him in But she keeps posting him And everybody's like Oh you're just exploiting him But he is off the street And he's getting fed

And seems sober Play this for me. Let's see what he's doing. He's definitely fucking a year. I definitely think that could be a case. They're on drugs now. And we just want to say that we love you guys. Oh, he's high right now.

They're both drugs. Oh, yeah. I never even watch this video. I think you're right. My husband or I benefit anyway. Oh, she has big tits. It's going down. It's going out.

Bye. Bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit. Attention. It's just crazy. benefiting from attention is something. Bye.

What is she kidding? Yeah, I don't know. That's weird. He probably looks like he's killing his macros to be honest. Yeah, eating, that's that trash can diet. He's looking for fucking Brad Pitt and Fire Club. Move over. Yeah, I, I, uh, I think that.

Damn it's the trash can diet. Yeah. That's something that would be fucking on TikTok. Yeah, this is the trash can diet This is a guy at a trash can Here we go You know, the game just came out So there's gonna be a lot of hot dogs in here

It's gonna be a lot of relish Panda diet You know The trash can diet You'd be fat You'd be in a calorie surplus, bro Really? I mean you'd throw away a lot of fucking fat shit

Chris you haven't posed Your macros or any of your diet stuff lately I haven't yet And I want to thank you for them Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha No, no that you said I'm doing it today slam do do do do do let the boys be boys slam it's another one get a walk you got you I got you bitch hurry up and give me the microphone before I bust in my pants remember that part

yeah yeah yeah I love that part that's a great part do you love that part I love that part dude I can't stand it's ordering food right now yeah Eric more it's a macro from macros dot com no Eric Eric Eric I get macros dot com are you doing on your phone I'm just there's he was on his phone, you didn't say anything to him? I didn't, I don't ever look at Brendan. Can't see me? We could see you. Can you see me?

Oh, wait, I saw this. What is this? Oh, this guy jacks the Parmesan cheese. I get it. I've won, when I was a kid, I did it as well. I get it, dude. This is fake. Dude, dude, the good Parmesan is hard to find.

You're not going to go to the store. You know me hot sauces I've stolen? I got like six Chalulahs at home. Nothing easier to find. Nothing easier to find the Parmesan cheese. Yeah, but there's something about, And if it's a good shaker, I fucking get, I relate to this guy so much. You got a good-ass shaker?

This is fake. This is set up. No, it's not. Yeah, it is. It's a fucking guy. You know, you don't believe anything and you believe this? Yeah. This fucking guy is like, uh-uh.

How do you know Joe Biden is not a lizard? How do you know Joe Biden's not a lizard? And this guy fucking, I'm with him, though. You got a good ass shaker like that. You don't want to, why you spend money on that when it's right there? I'm not going to ask the manager where they got it. I'm just going to take it. Parmesan is nothing easier

to find the parmesan cheese. Never finished a parmesan cheese. There's always been one in my fridge since I've been a child. Oh, not me. Not me. I run through them. I got to get four at a time.

I'm not even lying. Yeah, me too. I got family members that eat that shit up. There's stuff in your fridge like that. Like what? Yeah, I don't think I've ever finished a bottle of mustard. I still got a mustard in from 1997. No calories in mustard.

Yeah, they've got mustard you don't finish. you know what else olives I bet you used the fucking ketchup in the mayo fucking no calories of mustard though okay

but he's gonna see he's gonna surpass that he's gonna go oh I still got mustard in the fridge I guess where the fucking ketchup and mayo is in my belly

okay there's your macaws right there hey you blew your fats out of the water I didn't say anything about that I don't like mayo thank you very much well then double

the fucking ketchup and I don't like ketchup it's all sugar honey I like honey though I throw some honey on some shit son that's nature's nectar right there

I don't say that it literally is I know fuck both of you guys I don't want you to say Nature's nectar baby I'm coming out with my own honey brand No

You get sued if you'll call it the sweet nectar By Brendan Why? Remember the sweet sweet nectar You hated when he said that Oh my God What was he saying about The whiskey

Oh that's right I forget this too I remember it now I'm having flashbacks you used to say that it's that sweet nectar about your oh about fucking whiskey dude

oh my god bro I wanted to fucking assassinate myself I wanted to get famous hire an assassination to fucking assassinate from far away I wanted to get in the government sweet nectar oh god that's horrendous

bro what he was selling me just assassinate me I became president so you could assassinate Maybe because Reni kept saying sweet nectar, what? You still selling the thick? Oh, yeah, what happened?

A thick juice. No, I sold it, man. Nice, bro. Fucking just no. That's what he does. He starts businesses and he just fucking sells them. Dance, dude. Gotta know when to get out, baby.

Elon Musk, dude. I also stop drinking, so it doesn't make sense to keep pushing it. There you go. Oh, that's good. Parmesan cheese. Yeah, you need to stop drinking. Oh, drinking ass. No, I got to fucking make it on Parmesan cheese market, dude.

Get the fucking, oh, let's fucking open up a Parmesan cheese market. No, I should just open up a parmesan cheese market. No, I should just just open up a place and you just tell people you could take the you know take the shaker yeah take the shaker on the table is yours just out of business your shaker costs you're you're you're you're you're you're money guy comes and where you're gonna be chris you're Chicago you need some shakers baby Kansas City Omaha Daytona beach jacks where are you going to be in Chicago oh Chicago theater and then Jacksonville florida the den theater was great oh cool man that was in the past

Christaulay.com. Check out in the arena, MMA. We just had Raw Dog Brandon Roy Val on. Nice. And we're having Gerald Meershart, who's fighting this weekend at MSG. Hey, Nick, did you ask Rawl Dog about his gym getting invaded by the FBI? Yeah, he said went a little viral. He said he promises, he hates Mark Montoya.

They left. He had a falling out. He hasn't talked to him in two years. Oh, really? But he said, I promise you Mark Montoya had nothing to do with it. And he doesn't even like him. Well, dude, I mean, now they don't have to listen to your podcast. What kind of promo is that?

God, now we know the fucking goods, dude. No, I want to listen to it more. I appreciate it, Nick. Don't listen to these guys. Yeah, Brandon's the man. He's one of my favorite fighters. You're saying Brandon or Brendan? Brandon.

You're the man, too. Okay, thanks. For listening and great stuff. No, dude, it's me. That's the man. All right, guys, so come see the man in Daytona Beach floor. Eric Jordan More food. Oh, and I might check out the studio in Austin on Monday.

I'm going to be in Austin. Why are you looking at a studio? videos out here. No, I might just come in with Chin. We're going with Theo. Why? I'm going with Theo to Austin. Oh, Theo's coming to Austin.

This is a phone call. I can't tell you how much I don't. Like, how little fucks I give about this conversation. All right. I'll see you guys. Bring a Parmesan shaker. Okay, see you guys. See ya.

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