The Golden Hour - Our FATTEST Episode | #202

Episode Date: September 18, 2026

A commercial audition turns into a war with a parking lot QR code. The guys get into the Sydney Sweeney betting-app ad, why women's sports uniforms look the way they do, and whether posting thirst traps is fair game. A story about closing a show for a room full of recovering addicts, the full home espresso routine, a Malibu listing with a private Starbucks, mustard water, the correct way to fry an egg, and the ongoing cheese-on-omelets dispute. Also: a DNA analyst who tampered with hundreds of criminal cases, Monday Night Football airing a player's legal trouble live, Furious and The Testaments on Hulu, the 2026 Emmy winners, and a long argument about linguine vs. fettuccine Alfredo.Get two extra episodes every month at https://Patreon.com/TheGoldenHourPodcastTo submit to the show email: [e-mail] or Dropbox Link: https://www.dropbox.com/request/fqtbexhxyaky9X8f8MV1In the subject line, specify whether your submission is King It or Sting It, Debate Club, Rip My Drip, Relationship Advice, or Flaunt My Aunt. In the body of the email, include the attachment, your name, where you’re from, and in the case of Flaunt My Aunt, the name of your relative.SUBSCRIBE to The Golden Hour Podcast: http://www.youtube.com/c/KingandtheSting Get your King and the Sting merch at https://thicccboy.com/collections/sale-home-pageFollow #TheGoldenHourInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/the.golden....Twitter:https://twitter.com/the_golden_hrFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/KingandtheStingAnd check out Brendan, Chris, & Erik on social media!Brendan Schaub:https://www.instagram.com/brendanschaubhttps://twitter.com/BrendanSchaubhttps://www.facebook.com/OfficialBren...Chris D'Elia:https://twitter.com/chrisdeliahttps://www.instagram.com/chrisdelia/https://www.facebook.com/chrisdeliaof...Erik Griffin:https://twitter.com/ErikGriffinhttps://instagram.com/erikgriffinhttps://www.facebook.com/erikgriffinc...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I got a commercial audition. Okay. Which is like, listen, commercial auditions right now are like lottery scratchers. Right. So there you go. Yeah. Oh, I didn't book it. Right, right, right, right.

You know what I mean? Right. So I get to the place. I know I got to come here. I go. And I get to the parking lot, and it's one of those that says, there's no attendant. They don't take cash. It does a QR code.

Oh. I don't like QR code. Well, when you see that, you go like this, it better work. Yeah, no, who likes QR codes? I want a ticket. I'm a ticket guy. Well, yeah, especially, yeah. We're of the generation that you got a ticket.

I went through receipt. Yeah, you want you. Now I know that this is real. Sure. Okay. I go do the audition. Of course, they're running behind. Yeah.

It's the whole thing. It's one of these ones too where like, you know, so I'm in a group of three. So the one group comes in, then they come out, they leave, and then the casting guy comes out to like give a new explanation of what you should do. Okay. A lot of times it means the group that just went before. Maybe they did something that their director don't like. Yeah. So the guy comes out and he's like, guys.

Yeah. Okay. When you go in, please don't. you know what I mean and I'm like oh god so so we do I finally the guy did the lady says you guys are next then the guy comes out and goes points at another group you guys are next right and of course they go yeah and they go in so I'm like I can't believe this now I get down to the parking lot now I have to deal with the QR code okay and I'm like oh god you think it should be simple QR code put your license plate get out of here no you have to sign up for an account no wait wait can you do it

before you go in. But I was already. Yeah, no, no, I get it. Yeah, why would you? But I'm just asking. I thought it was simple. So I do the QR code and it sends me to a site where I have to put in my phone number to get a verification. So I can not I got to do that.

You know what I mean? Sometimes your phones will put the thing in for you. But when it doesn't, you got to go to your messages. No, that's really annoying. It's annoying as hell. So then it goes, all right, verify your email. And it says verify your email and you could get the verification code from a text message. So now I got to verify twice on the same thing.

Wow. So I verify and check this. What? I already have an account on this. Wow. So you already been somewhere where they use that? Right, right. Where they use it.

Okay. So I'm like, okay, great. So then I go, all right, let's pay for parking. And then it says, you know, it shows my license plate. It's my old car. So I go, so it's been a minute. They're like, oh, well, welcome back, dude. So I click the license plate to change the license plate.

And it goes, payment confirmed. Oh. Oh, so you just did it for your other. I paid for parking for a car that's not even here. Oh, wow. Okay. So then what'd you do? So now I'm like, I'm like, oh, my God.

You're a fugitive now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now I'm in this lot and I'm getting text messages from you guys. Where are you? We didn't even do that, dude. We were chill. It's great for the story. And then I get, so now I'm like, oh, what am I going to do?

So I go, maybe there's a call box. I pull up to the thing. Oh, yeah. Sure. Guess what happens? I don't. The gate just opened. Oh, really?

Would that have happened if you didn't do any of it? I don't know. It was so frustrating. They just saw you in the camera and the black and white camera how angry this guy is. Or like, just let him go. Dude, I just realized, though, it's like. George Bush did 9-11. Oh, sorry.

I thought you were going to say, got it, got it, got it, got it. Well, not all the 9-11. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a conspiracy guy. He's going like this. You finally on board. Yeah, I don't know. I just, when you're old, when you're at my age, you're Gen X, whatever.

that is. And you're, you just like, technology isn't always helpful. And I love technology. No, I know. You're, I'm super into technology,

but in some cases you go, this wasn't helpful. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. For your age, I would say you're probably in the, what percentile of guys who use technology? I mean,

you're, you're probably, of your age 52? Close. Okay. What, how, what percentage of that year old

uses technology like you do. Not much, man. But I even think about even at my house all the stuff that I have connected. Oh, yeah. And I just go like, you know. And I'm looking at Rachel like, you know, like RAC, our AC, HVAC, we hooked up to an app.

Yeah, of course. They changed the app. I said, Rachel, you can get the new app. Are you not going to be a control? No, she's not going to get it though. And she's like, I don't know. But then she's like, it doesn't work. You know.

And I'm thinking to myself, man, you'd, like, what would she do? This house would be in ruin. Yeah, the house would be bad But I don't understand Because yeah, that's just kind of how it is With women though, you know I guess some guys are like that too

Like you've seen the dudes that are like I don't know how do you do it And the woman's like it's like this But yeah, I don't know For us it's not like that For us it's different I mean if you ask our wives It would definitely be

Well, he doesn't do this If they had a podcast we'd be Oh my cook Oh forget it Yeah, we'd be cooked I don't know Because they would spend too much time Talking about themselves maybe

I don't know. I don't know, man. They're competing with each other. Well, women do do that. You know what, man. Can I say this? Women, you know, women, I'm women crazy. But not like crazy, crazy, just like how men they're crazy.

Sure. Yeah, yeah, sure. I think they're contradictory. I think they're high maintenance. But you know what? I wouldn't have it any other way. Well, I would. I would have them not be that way.

But I would have. I don't think so. Well, no, I was actually, yeah. So I was thinking like what, okay, so what if, you had a wife that just literally let you do whatever you wanted whenever you wanted in theory you go that's great you wouldn't want that you wouldn't want that you wouldn't be happy with that you would this is just like gamblers right you know what a gambler's hell is they win every bet that's what yeah yeah because you need that whatever that endorphin thing all i'm saying is that's how

it is now love gamblers this is why i bring this up more love gamblers well i'm glad you even said what you said, listen, like I say, women are weird. I think that that challenge is what got us there. But in society, when crazy stuff is happening and you see the contradictions and you go, it's glaring and just, I wish they would just own that. Because that's what's happening right now with this like, so listen, this is crazy. We live in a world right now where a woman can kill her three kids. Yeah. Get sympathy for that. But Cindy Sweetie is doing a naked ad for a for a betting app. that's the worst thing for me right right right right right it makes no sense yeah make that makes sense it doesn't make it make it makes sense did she's speaking to the target audience of

a betting app makes no sense i still haven't seen the thing by the way have you how you've seen an ad commercial no i've only seen it on the internet like this yeah no i've only seen the one part where she's sitting on the on the rim i'm sure it's hot i mean she looks great she's hot oh good i like this song too Think you know sports? Prove it. No big it is. Just sports.

So they wanted to show just sports. You can trade this sport and this sport. How about this? This sport too. Or this? I mean, it's... And the crazy part is like... Sports, sports, sports, sports, sports, sports.

Sports. It's supposed You can't trade this I just look at here No betting on wars Or deaths And no politics It's a it's a

It's supposed to be funny Like it's a Even the gene ad was supposed to be funny But they found a way to make that something That it wasn't Oh But you know They're talking about like sending

Like No I This is not women's athletes Are being set back No that's so Now that I've seen the ad It's even stupider than I thought But let me ask you this

Have you ever Nick you should pull up this Just pull up women's pole vaulting. Pull up women's volleyball. Pull up women's track and field. No, it's retarded. But then you go,

and then you pull up men's track and field. How come we're not in booty shorts and, that's why I don't play. I would. I would if it was like that. So what I'm saying is like, they don't have to wear that. No,

I know, I know, I know. Why are they wearing that? I know. And you look at the men. The men is like fully clothed. Tie. You know what I mean?

Catching on the pole vault hanging themselves. No, I don't, I think that that's it Now that I've actually seen it It's even stupider It has nothing to do with Her saying she can play sports

She appeals to men And she's being silly Saying like We need her for the golden hour I wonder what they Can imagine what they paid her Can you imagine what they paid her We got an ad of her doing that for

You know podcast This is just podcast podcast podcast podcast podcast Fuck ass. Could you, wait, how much, could you imagine what she got paid for that? Yeah. She got paid enough that you would tell your daughter to do it. But, yeah, I mean, look. Got Nick with that one.

Yeah, that's funny. It is funny. But also, you know, that is kind of porn. That's kind of porn. But that, you know. It all is. Yeah, no, no, no. I know.

I know. When you go to, when you go to a restaurant. and you can and the waitresses, titties are practically out and you can see a little camel toe. But you're not filming it, yeah. Well, you are.

No, I'm not. With my glasses. The old technology. I'm just saying like, you know, it's like, I think sex sells. No, no, no, no. I know. I know.

I know. I guess what I am saying is she's not, they would have an argument. They would have an argument. If she was, uh, doing an ad for

women's sports. This is what I said to Nick earlier. Like if it was a Tampax ad, then yeah. Yeah. Or if it was an ad for the WNBA and she was playing in the, in the commercial.

Yeah, but then Sophie Cunningham, look up her Instagram. No, I'm just saying, though. She's hot, Sophie Cunningham. Listen, I don't, my thing is, I don't care. No, yeah, same. Like if you,

I'm just trying to play devil's advocate. I'm like, they could have some kind of argument if she was like pretending she was on the sparks and dunking and shit I know but this is what I'm saying this one does play for a team would you know that with these friends there's only one picture of her on a court of these eight one two three four five six seven fourteen pictures on the screen

right now right there's one that oh she plays basketball yeah and that's the one I don't even want to look at well that's the whole point you know so I'm saying is it look you got a short time in your life to be sexy like this women have found a way to monetize the male gays and they've cut out the middle man she's making her own money like this

and I go okay maybe I should start posting fucking serious thirst traps dude you know like sock around my cock and that's it and just like laying yeah but you have done that

not sock around a cock well the problem is here's the thing I you could argue I've done that except for the fact that you've done it Now listen, I've been in a bathing suit I've been in fucking underwear shit like that

But you wouldn't say I did it If I was a fact guy, so in essence You're admitting I'm attractive Yes, dude My point But that makes the point That I wish they Here we go

Here's one I'm in shorts Yeah, but there's one where you had your dog Remember that one with his dog You were like, you know Yeah, I know, but I'm sure I did it Yeah No, I know I'm joking with you But uh

No but that's the thing It's like that's part of your bag. No, I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. You're using part of your bag. Yeah, yeah, why wouldn't you? Yeah, you know what I mean? Well, you should.

Yeah. She's, what's her name? Sophie Cunningham? She's, I guess she's great at basketball, right? I don't know. Yeah, she's great at basketball. She's also. She's a great marketer, I think.

But she's hot, too. She's hot. And that's good, you know. Do your thing. Yeah. I mean, there's plenty of, like, actors and comics who are, let me just say. They are all right. But, you know.

Sure. Sure. If I was doing the comedy that they were doing, I'd be at UPS. Yeah. Yeah, I hear you, dude. I get it. Okay. So you use what's in your bag.

Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. But this outrage over this is like, I think it's just a little short-sided with everything that's going on in society. Again, let me say again. No, no, you're right. You can't have a trial where a woman kills her kids and you're supporting, and women are, you know, caping for this chick.

The lawyer has come out. The lawyer had to do an interview. The lawyer did an interview, and he was like, hey, hey. Yeah. The dad didn't do it. Right. Her lawyer. Wow.

Her lawyer came out and said, hey, listen, he didn't do this. You know, he was like the 911 call, if you heard it, they didn't release it. The judge didn't release it. They said, if you would have heard this 911 call, the greatest actor in the world couldn't do what this guy did. The guy was saying. But anyway, my point is, you know, you got all that going on. And then like, can we get, we get some titties just for some fun? Yeah.

And then like now she's the worst thing for women? She's the worst. That goes back to what you're saying about they're all in competition with each other. I mean, nobody can compare to her. I mean, well, no, a few people can compare to her. But not the people, just the general pop. This is crazy. There's no accountability.

There's no like common sense about like, you know, hey, let's think about what's really going on here. Right. No, then you add to that internet clicks. Yeah, look at this. Content engagement, you're just kind of like, man. 50 million views. This is hard to, uh. On Instagram.

Yeah, just chicks. I should recreate that exact ad. She's famous. With my dick out. I bet I would, you can't show it. It wouldn't get 50. No, I know, but you'd blur it out. But I would get, how many millions of views would I get if I did that?

If the lighting was all good. Oh, somebody, of course. Okay. I know. Somebody already did it. Yeah. Barstool Sports. Pretty genius to hop on it because this was an ad for Draft Kings.

The other one was for Novig. Yeah. So what's this one? You like sports? I love sports. Who's that guy? Mike Kadek, he was a former Indiana football player, got hired at Barstool. I wish she was putting a little less on it.

More sports. But here's the thing about this ad. How about this one? You have to. know about the other ad. Yeah, I saw that and I didn't know and I was like, that was bad. This ad is only an ad because of the other ad.

Then you go, okay, you see the funny. Now you know it's funny. Context is everything. Interesting. It's crazy. They had it out the same day. You got to jump on it, Chris. No, I mean, I don't,

well, that's one of those things you don't even try because you know 900 people do it. Doesn't matter. Well, also you'd say, yeah, but you go like this, I would have a, like, I would do it better than that, you know. Yeah. I would do it.

Because to me, I think I've seen that guy do stuff before. He's good. I'm not saying that guy's not good. Just the way they did it was too quick. It was too... Well, they had to get it out.

Right, right, right, right. This is a smart thing to do. Yeah, yeah, no, no, absolutely. The people that, like, the company for that, that, that's sitting here. They're going like this right now. Hell yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, the more people that hate it, the more people that love it. I don't know. Yeah, no, it's... Like, look up this, Nick, like the NIL college sports. Could you imagine?

Like, I think because of how they do it now, I think the men's sports are now dominating. But when it first started, like the top 20 earners were all women. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because they're not even, they're doing that thing. Because they're doing it.

Dude, could you imagine if Sidney Swinney put out a video that was saying Lindsay Clancy fucking killed her kids and she should go to jail and get her head lopped off? If you imagine if Sidney Swede did that, World War III would start.

But that would be the end of times. That would be the end of times. But like, yeah, yeah, she has like the exercise ban over her nipples. Nice. You know what I mean? She's like, she did it. Yeah. It wasn't the husband.

It wasn't the doctor's fault. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. Yeah, amazing. That would get a hundred million. And then I fully believe if she did that, World War III would be in effect. It kind of is already, but it would be. Yeah, but people, but you know, and the time,

there's the thing, though, people change quick. Yeah, it's like, I had a friend of mine that was like hitting, hitting me, I put up a video about this classy thing and my friend is, you know, hitting me up like,

no, no, the husband did it. I can get on a phone call with you to explain why. Yeah, no, thank you. Then the lawyer comes out, like I said, the lawyer does an interview

and he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, her lawyer. Yeah, no, I know. I haven't heard from my friend. Like, like, a lot of the women that were like, all the,

and then the guy, put out cease and desist orders. Good. His lawyer was like, yeah, let's find the big content creators, let them know, hey. Oh. He put it out there. Like, I don't. Hell yeah.

You don't get that. I didn't do this. There's no proof of it. Stop saying this. So now all these content creators are like, I got a cease and desist order from, you know. Pussy. Bye. Shut the fuck up.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. That's, I, I, I, I, you know, it's like you want to, you want to be kind of informed but you also like you don't want to see all this stuff i know it makes you sad yes man because at the end of the day it's it's it's always sad like it's it's it's sidney

sweetly thing does lindsay kent kent there's sadness to all of it because you're either sad that the shit happened with linsic klan or you're sad that people are reacting this way over fucking sydney it's like it's just like there's too much everybody's miserable that's what all the fun is gone i know i know that's what i know i know that's what i know it's So short lived, if anything. All the fun is gone. Yeah, but see on this list, Nick, like right now it is college football players and basketball players. Not the men's sports now because there's so much.

They just. That's what's going on. Well, it's not even NIL anymore. It's all like they could get paid from the colleges now. So now the men are dominating. But like before it was that, it would, the list was full. It would be like some volleyball player, some female volleyball. You know, because they were like doing it up.

So you can get paid for playing in college? Yeah. but no no no you can't get paid for playing yes they just changed the rules like in the last few years man no i know they did but but but it's for but they get played per they get paid per game college yeah is now paying the athletes whoa yeah wow okay that's why that's why that's why that's why i got it was going out for the pros and didn't make the team went back to college oh wow like these quarter like that guy cooper flag he went into uh he went into uh he was He was already a multi-millionaire when he got drafted.

He was making bank. Wow. These, um, okay. Well, yeah, like, what's his name? Belichick was talking about when he went to North Carolina. He was like, look, I hired a guy to be the general manager. Yeah. Because now we have to run it like a pro team.

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I did an AA event. Oh yeah I love it I gotta tell you how I How I I closed the show You're right there Okay

I'll go ahead I closed the show I say to them I go listen I have I've had an addict in my life And I just I know this struggle

You guys are going through And I just want you know that When you're a loved one Yeah You've dealt with a lot too So I just want to say To all of you From all your loved ones

fuck you that's hilarious did they laugh they died oh my god that's funny you know what I mean damn

that's so cool that's so needed you know yeah man yeah but it was great you know it's like these people come out to you afterwards

and they're just like yeah man I've been sober 10 years everybody's on a different jury scale too it's tough being an addict being an addict is tough

that's a tough that's a tough road and you're always an addict that's the thing too you never cured apparently. You know, so. But it was fun.

I did that. So I was just in town. Cool. Did some spots in the city and then I did that. Dude. Hell yeah, baby. This is how we do it, son. This is how we do it.

So I get my coffee. I'm not going to let you ruin it. I had this same thing, by the way. I get the subscriptions and then it comes from different places and I put it on the coffee machine. So we know what coffee is coming out this time. But what is that card? What is that car? It comes with the coffee.

On the back of it it says like where the beans, how they were made and all the things. On the back of that. Yeah. So, and you set it up. It's, and it's just pretty much to give you information about it. Yeah. Okay. So who else has seen that live besides you and Rachel and Wolf?

That's all that. I'm an E. Rista. You know what I mean. No, I don't know what you mean. I'm an E Rista. You get it. I get it.

That is... Listen, I'm going to make you a coffee and you're going to be like, oh. That's egregious. Then I'm going to go like this. Check the card. You see this shit. How long does it take to make a cup of coffee?

A good cup of coffee. A good cup of coffee? Oh, Nick, I'm glad you asked. Yeah, I am too, actually. I want to know. So first of all, you know, you got to get the bean thing is perfect. So that little gauge right there in the middle. Yeah.

You want that when the coffee is coming out to be in the middle. That's when you're getting a good... And what is that saying? That's like the pressure. Got it. You know? Okay. So now you got to, so now on the machine, you got to set the grind levels properly.

You get that out. And then that little tamper thing on the bottom right there, I stir the coffee. Sure. Make sure it's not all. Then I, then I, you know, tamp it. Mm-hmm. Then I put it in the machine. It's all dirty.

We've got to clean it. No, that looks great, too. And then, you know, and then, you know, the coffee comes out. Yeah. Then I put my little whatever sweetener you're going to put in it, you know, for me it's just honey and then I steamed the coffee

I steamed the milk I steamed the oat milk and then I put it out and I'm close to being able to do leaves and shit really yeah I'm working on that art

yeah yeah that's my favorite damn dude this is my thing yeah yeah I know I love that you love it like all these little things Rachel bought for me as gifts that's so cool and I love all that

yeah like I said you know every time she gives me some coffee thing I love it. Like, there's this little thing I had that you could put the thing on and it sucks the things out. Right, right, right. That's one of my favorite years ever.

What if one, next birthday, you come downstairs and there's just like a fucking straight up barista there? Yeah. What would you like, Eric? I'm here for the rest of the year. Oh my God, I would love that.

Some fucking 56 year old dude. If you're like rich? Some white guy with glasses. Like, if you're rich, rich, isn't that one of the things you would? Oh, dude, I don't understand like, yeah, I don't, you know, I know these rich guys live lavishly.

Dude, I don't, I would be, dude, there's no stop in me what I would buy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's unbelievable. No, no, but I, I love seeing these, there was this one house for sale in Malibu, and it was like really expensive house, you know.

And one of the things they had on the list was it had a Starbucks. What do you mean? In the house. Come on. It had a Starbucks in the house, a personal Starbucks. Was it all whites only? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Chris had one.

He didn't know that joke. But that's how you would do it. Brian was trying so hard to ruin that whole bit. Brian was trying so hard, desperately to ruin that whole bit, and he didn't even know it. And I fucking got through it, thank God. God. God, he sucked at that shit sometimes, man.

He was Big Killer Jones, dude. Big Killer Jones. No, so I, yeah, I was in Phoenix and Tempe. Oh, yeah, I did that, you know. You did the thing I did. Yeah. Man, that, that, well, it was so hot, but man, those crowds are great. Yeah, it's great.

You know what? When I was there, it was 115 one day, and then it was pouring rain. Oh, wow. When I left, I was like, what? Oh, my God. It's like, we're in Florida or something. I know, yeah, yeah. I hate that.

It's just a monsoon, they said, whatever. It thinks it's great, man. And then I, and then I came home and, uh, I woke up today. And I, and I, you know how like when I wake up sometimes, I feel still groggy. Yeah? Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We got to catch up on that. What's going on? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've been doing great, dude, all right? Today I woke up and I go, I want to sleep more, but I couldn't. I had to take the kids to school, right? So, um. Both kids go to school?

Well, no, you know, Billy does a fucking drop-off thing with the, it's not school. She's, you pick them up and she's like, and then this is a rabbit and this is a fox, you know. And so I'm, I'm, I'm, for the for a lot of times I've been groggy I'm straight up sleepy today yeah like like like in my car

I waited a little bit and I wanted to be like just fucking sleep bro yeah bro you just want to like I wish you could just do it I know that's why I really want them to get this like self-driving car shit going I need this I need this work properly and you know what

I'm not in electric cars, but when they start doing that, preach. When they start doing that, I'm getting it. Yeah. I just want to be like, especially like, preach. I'm coming here. Dude, I'm just, I'll pull up. I'll pull up like a. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're just walking up. Showing up. Showing up everywhere sleepy. Oh, sorry, dude. I was driving. Yeah, dude. Yeah, yeah. I just, I'm what I want.

Dude, I don't even think you'll appreciate this. Do you like mustard? Um, I'm, I'm not a mustard guy, but, you know, it's fine. If I eat it, I'm happy with it. You have mustard in your fridge? I do, yeah, but that's because I have a family.

I don't think I'd have it if it wasn't. Oh, okay, okay. Yeah. I made some hamburgers. Yeah. Because I'm trying to cook more. Uh-huh. I made some hamburger.

Yeah. I got the mustard. Mm-hmm. Take the bun. He does mustard fried. You do a mustard fry? No, but I'm just going to, I'm ready to eat. I open the mustard.

Yeah. I pour water. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you don't use mustard that much or what? Obviously not because you're supposed to shake it. You gotta know, dude. But it's just like, I just had mustard water on my bread and I was like, ah. This is so frustrating.

No, I, I, I, I, I, I don't appreciate that. I'll get mad if that happens. Now, I felt like, oh, I need a new bun. You know, just in a moment where it's like, what, yeah, my bun is, my bun is ruined. No. Why does the water taste so much worse than the condiment itself? Cetchup water is just the worst thing ever. Oh, if you ever turn it and the same thing happens, it smells like absolute shit.

Oh, I didn't know that. That's what I'm saying. I mean, I don't really make that fucking mistake, guys. Oh, really? That's kind of a bitch-ass mistake. You think you're better than us? No, I mean, maybe I'm putting mustard on, but I just think that that, do you know there's zero calories in mustard? That's what kind of shit that makes me be thinking that we're in like some sort of fucking simulation?

Yeah, bro. Anything that doesn't have calories? Can this be real? I looked at a water bottle the other day, says zero everything, and I go. but then I'm like mustard dough what the fuck is tasting it what's taste what's making what what are we tasting

dude I'm with you at least when you drink water you don't taste anything I'm on that shit now where I like I get a bottle of something and I'll go I'd look now because now I didn't used to do that but I'll look and I'll be like what the fuck is that there'll be something on it where I go does that

is that necessary look it's got to have what a question dude yeah what a fucking good the internet sure does have everything Yeah. Yeah. But now, you don't know, you don't know. This is true.

Actually doesn't, yeah. Why? Because Gnonthal. Right. That's what I'm saying. Who the hell's that guy? Gnongol. He hits it sub.

He's like, I'm coming on the podcast. Yeah. Come on the podcast. I'm talking about mustard. Yeah. It's certainly not zero calorie. All right. Well, I mean, the problem is, it's like, the difference between ketchup and mustard.

Oh, yeah. Catchup is crazy. Yeah. You know, I saw Obama say you're not supposed to have ketchup after six years old. Wow. Really? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. And I'm just kind of like, so you don't eat, you don't have French fries. So good, though. Yeah, what are we talking about? I could eat French fries without, I like French fries so much. I'm a purist. And I like French fries so much that I can eat them without ketchup.

Thousand percent with you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think if you get a good French fry with the proper kind of salt on it, you're done. And you, and you, and then, you know, you can't do that. You can't do that way. You don't want to do that with ketchup. No, that's true. The good salt.

You're just kind of like, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, you fucking piggy. I have a glass air fryer by Ninja. Okay. I've been air frying everything. Shit is the bomb. I know, dude. I put the shit outside.

I'm air frying. Bacon, everything. I'm just like, my neighbors must be like, is he, is this my fucking cooking bacon again? Yeah, yeah. It's coming in our house. Yeah. Oh, man, you can, ooh.

Air friars are good. I just. I don't want, I have the time for all that shit. I do, but I just, I can't, I don't have patience, I guess. Like, I make, I make eggs. That's what I could do. Eggs? What's your, how do you, tell me your egg, go.

Take four eggs, crack it, open it, fry it. That's it? Go, flip it. I do it over, you know, sunny, you know, sunny side down or whatever. Over easy. Can I give you, over easy? Can I give you a tip? Come on, man.

Of course he's got a fucking tip. Let me talk about this. You got to do this. Okay, get your pan. Oh, Jesus. He starts before he even starts. Hey, you got to do this. You do stretches.

You do your stretches. No, no, this is the thing. Get your pan, put it on medium, low heat, all right? Yeah, that's what I do. Don't put any oil or butter or anything in it until you can take some water. Put some water on your finger and do it one in there. Just listen. I'm listening.

When the water, when it bubbles, not bubbles, when it turns into little balls, you're ready. Then you put your oil. oil or butter, whatever you're going to do, and it won't stick. Okay, I'll try that. Okay. Now, here's the next thing. Put the eggs in, all right? Then take the pan off or get some water.

Put a little bit of water in the pan. Okay. Take a thing, a cover, cover it. The steam will cook the top of the egg. So you don't got to turn it over. I don't, I don't know, man. I don't know, man. You know what?

You're trying to be difficult. I'm not trying to be difficult. I got to get why I got to find the top to the pan and shit. Oh my God. I don't know, man. Do you use oil? What kind of? Do you use oil of butter?

What do you do? I use oil. I use the, you know, I use oil. Oh, you're one of these. You're like spam type of ham type of guy? I got the kind that I put in the thing. Well, I don't do it, but you know, I have it put in a thing and then, okay, that's fine.

Yeah. All I'm telling you is this. Get the cover. Yeah. Put a little bit of water. The steam will cook the top and you don't have to turn it over. I like to turn it over though, no? No, you don't.

You only turn it over because it's not being cooked. All right. Well, I don't know if I'm going to do that, okay? I don't know if I'm going to do that. And then I heat up the rice that's already made. And then I put the four eggs on the rice and that yolk over the rice. Salt. Forget it.

Dude that three times a day. Throw some avocado in there. That's too much. You got to open the. avocado and cut it. Why, you're, I'm not,

how are you this lazy? The night before, he's like, got to get good sleep because I'm going to eat breakfast. This is how you cook your eggs. First of all, you got to get eight full hours of sleep.

That's you. Look, dude. Eat something bitter for dinner. Do this, do this. Get you some unsalted butter. Okay. No, dude. You know what butter I'm going to get?

The kind that I have. I don't know. This guy. Yeah. What's up? You're impossible. What's up, dude? You're,

impossible. I don't even I don't even understand I love a good egg. Eggs back. Yeah. Well I'm telling you whatever. The air fryer you can it'll change your life. I have an air fryer. Yeah but you probably have one of the bullshit ones. Now I got to get the ninja fucking air fire. Because it's glass. You don't want like all that you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, all right, fine, dude. Yeah. So I just, I've been, I've been cooking. I've been, you know what I mean? Yeah, it's good. I like it. I like cooking for the family, you know? I made some, oh man, I made some mashed potatoes. I don't fucking Nick what do you have Nick so you boil the potatoes Chris

three weeks before you decide to make the potato you go on vacation you got to go to potato factory um yeah yeah I want to hear about my workout or no so you just like yeah so you just uh nobody cares all right well oh this is another one I saw it And this was real. It was. Oh, I thought for sure. Yes. I thought for sure Unk fucked this up.

Yeah. CNN article and everything. At this point, I'm sending it and I'm saying immediately. I don't know if this is right. I mean, that sucks. But like, this is pretty sucky, man. Well, here's one thing you know about this. There's one thing you know about this post.

That woman is not the woman. And that is not a real, that's not a picture from any of the proceedings that happened. Oh. That's why you think it's fake. Right. maybe yeah anyway but whoever the woman is i think it's her no stop this sucks yeah it is her but in your face zoom in on that picture of her on the real one no no no no no the other one that's her you but i want you to zoom in on that one okay so wow fuck dude so what is the story yeah what is the story

well i think i think it's like in any case again like like what is it say 10 years in prison to the I thought you know. Hold on. Manipulation of DNA data raised questions about the validity of hundreds of criminal cases. So she pled guilty in June to perjury, attempting to influence a public servant, forgery and committing a cybercrime. Dozens of other counts were diminished in part of the agreement. Founding cases involving homicide, sexual assault, robbery, and other crimes. This fucking asshole. What, I can't think anything worse.

Well, because what's happening now is all of the cases that she, is involved with are now up for debate. So now it's like, this is a field day. This is the worst thing you can do for the legal system because now all these people are like, yo. And they're even talking about like some like really major cases or something she was involved with.

I don't know. Oh man, look at this. She fucking put people in jail. Michael Carton was released from prison in the 25. I think people didn't go to jail because of her, the evidence she destroyed. She like changed it and like removed it. didn't show up as male DNA, so they're like, oh, there's no male DNA here.

So people like, this guy got released from prison. Oh. Oh, this is even worse. What? That doesn't sound. That's... Deleted values indicating male DNA was present and then reported that none had been found. Wow.

I wonder why she did. Wow. That's even worse. Why would she do this? But look at that one. In the vacated murder case, Michael Clark was released from prison in 2025 after his lawyer's argued that DNA evidence was mishandled. by woods.

See what I'm saying? There's going to be people who are like, real criminals are going to get out of jail. And then, I don't know. Is that what she did every single time? Was there any time where she like, yeah,

this is, you would assume when you read this that what she was doing was like helping. I thought that's what it was. Yeah, you know, the fact that it's the other thing makes it even like, that's.

Yeah, was she just lazy? And she's like, I don't want to dive into this. She has to have a reason. What I do know is that this would not happen if it wasn't. for Sidney's ad for the thing. Ha.

Maybe. Oh, that's terrible. So she was like, this was, she was like getting got, no pun intended, getting guys off. It seems nuts.

That's a pun intended. I knew it. Then you, then you gobble that with the, that's nuts. Yeah. Oh yeah. That's too nuts.

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They're free 24-7. That is so fetched. On Pluto TV, stream now, pay never. I don't know, man. This is some weirdness. Weird, weird, weird. You know, like, what's going on? Getting guys off, that's nuts.

You know what I thought was weird? Did you watch Monday Night Football last night? No. Yeah. All right, there's a moment in the game where they're talking about a dude who's not there because he's got, he's involved in some. criminal case against him. And they're talking about it

live on television. That's crazy. Monday night football, they're talking about the allegations and what's going on with him. And I'm like, what? Oh my God. Why talk about that?

A player? A player. I was like, it's so weird. Like the announcers, like they're talking like this. They're like, yeah, such and such not here right now. I hope he didn't beat the shit.

Look at that. There it goes. There goes. He's facing multiple counts of blah, blah, blah. The cases, but it's like, so he's on trial. So now he's guilty no matter what. Well, right, yeah. You know what I mean?

Now the guy's, that guy's guilty, no matter what happens. So it's like, it's a bunch of stupid assholes, bro. I just, I didn't understand the choice. I didn't understand because it was obviously, they had it written down. It was obviously like a moment. It's not even like the guy was like, hey, where's, uh, so and so? Yeah, yeah. And the guy's like, I'm not really sure.

You know, actually they just told me. It wasn't even like that. This was a planned out. This is why this guy's not here. Let's tell you everything that's going on and is, you know, what's happening in his domestic violence or whatever kind of case it was. It's domestic violence if it's football. But yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's just weird. I just thought it was a weird choice. To have this guy's business out like that. I thought it was really weird. Yeah, that is shitty. You know, money and football. I, uh, football's back, baby. Sorry about your Green Bay Packers.

Finished furious. I pride myself and think of myself. It's so good. I told you It's so good Yeah but I didn't I wasn't like Okay I was like yeah

I think I like it So don't say I told you dude Like she No I did tell you though Yeah but it wasn't like You're saying it like it's an in your face thing And it's not No no no no because normally it isn't in your face thing

Because you're Mr like either you don't watch it I tell you something you go I'm gonna watch it and you never watch it No I knew I was gonna like this I watched two episodes I didn't it was very well done I loved it I thought that

I thought it started stronger than it finished Oh, you think? Yeah, yeah. But I still think it was like, what's her face? Emma Rosum. The both of them, her and the killer? The killer chick. Crazy girl.

You know what's crazy about her? She's like a lookalike. Like, there are actresses. You see her. I saw her, I was going, why have I never seen this person? Like you think she's someone else. Not me. She looks like the chick from ex machina.

You know, she looks like that she was also in like a dragon tattoo chick. No, I'm telling you. I don't think so. I was right. She just did it. because she wanted to get through the cases quicker. Oh. She's just lazy.

She's just lazy. Just lazy is a crazy reason. What a fucking what? Yeah, this is like, she cooks eggs like you. Yeah, but my consequence is a bellyache. My consequence is just having to listen to you for fucking 20 minutes.

And then it was this guy, Jonathan Cooper. What does he do? What is he? Felony second degree. assault by strangulation three misdemeanor. Now we're talking about. I know. That's not the same thing. But nine people are watching so it's okay.

It's already out there. I know, no, no, I know. I just thought this was so strange. He pleads not guilty to felony second degree assault. Now, whatever that is, is like, this could be anything in a sense of like you're arguing with your girl. Of course, yeah. You know? He could have beat the living shit out of her or. Or he could have just been like, beg back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or she could have.

It's dragged me. Honestly, she could have hit him. Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean? It's like, it's so crazy. I just thought. And then this, you reminded me of just this classic one where you're talking about. This guy had to announce or apologize on air because of a hot mic. We may have watched this on Golden Hour.

Oh, yeah. He said like fag on hot, hot mic, and then he's apologizing, but he like keeps doing the call. I pride myself and think of myself as a man of faith as there's a drive in a deep left. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It will be a home run. And so that'll make me. at a 4-0 ballgame.

That's hilarious. I don't know if I'd be putting on this headset again. Oh. I pride myself. They're like as a pro. Yeah. That's professional right there. That's going to be a home run.

Yeah, that's professional. Crazy that he didn't get fired for that. No, but SNL actually had a sketch. I think it was SNL that had a sketch about what I'm talking about because of my my fantasy group, I was sending them a message like, why did they do that? And my friend was like, yeah, me, SNL did a sketch like this where, you know, the players are being announced or they're like on the field

and announcers are talking about all their crimes but while they're there so it was like I don't know yeah but Furious it was fantastic Who is that girl though I never even looked her up

just look up Furious it's on Hulu Furious Hulu I'm telling you that girl looks like a lot of other actresses I get it but I didn't think that at all I was like who is this I've never seen this person yeah but you probably have

okay well yeah probably it's the second girl go up go up Go up, Nick. Yeah. Layla. Layla. Yeah, that's her name.

Lola. That's her name. Loda. Pettigrew. In the middle one right there. Petticru. Right there. Yeah.

You're on it. What's she from French or something? Was she something? I'm telling you, she looks like Mara. That's fine, dude. Ellie? No, he's talking about Mara. The other one.

You know who I'm talking about. Yeah. I've seen none of these. Me neither. So I looked it up too and I said, oh, I thought I knew her. And I was like, oh, I haven't seen any of this. She's fantastic. This chick is killing it.

Yeah. That show's great. Furious is great. And I'm telling you this season of Silo, absolutely fantastic. Well, you got some fucking, you got some good credit off that one, you know. Yeah. Furious is like. Did she, oh, I was right.

She's foreign, yeah. You know it's another great show too, though? What? I told you about this. Like, if you've never watched The Handmaid's Tale. Yeah. I wanted to see that. I've tried to watch it before, but yeah.

Listen, just watch a couple seasons of The Handmaid's Tale because then it goes off the rails. Oh, yeah. What was the one you were? talking about? The new one is like a sequel to it. It's called, I think it's called New Testaments or Testaments or something. It's on Hulu. Nobody's talking about that.

Man, they are, though. They were. Because it's been, it's already finished like months ago. Got it. But the girl that is the star of this was in that Leonardo DiCaprio movie. Right. You know. I know what you're talking about.

She, so good. Yeah. Like, who won that? The Emmys were last night. Can we see? Oh, they were? Yeah. The whole Emmys?

Yeah. They were last night? Oh, Sunday. No, they, I think they might have aired Monday because of Sunday night football or something. But yeah, they aired last night. The real Emmys were actors win stuff. Yeah. Oh, wow.

That was the first time I ever didn't know about it. That's why this was so crazy. I like to see who. And of course, you know who won for like late night talk shows, the one that they canceled. Oh, of course, yeah. Which is like, you kind of go, well. You knew that. Maybe if you'd given him an Emmy before.

Yeah, but that's just a, hey, good job. Thank you. Okay, so what is this? This is best show or? What is it? This is just a bunch. The diplomat. No, no, no, what are you doing?

Can we just see a list of winners and losers? What is Nick doing right now? Nick wants us to see these of the fucking costumes. Jesus Christ. You just pissed it. Emmy winners, 2006. See the list. There we go.

There's always a guy that looks like that wins, dude. The pit. Haven't watched this show. Yeah. The Pitt won. Haven't watched it. Widows Bay, dude. Yeah.

The, I know, like, the weird girl in Widows Bay, she won Best Supporting Actress. That is crazy. Really? That is crazy, yeah. I, that is the typical kind of acting I don't like. Okay. Yeah. I saw her, I go, I can't watch a show anymore.

The easy acting? Just keep going. Oh, you can't. Oh. Wow, that's, of course she won, dude. Wow. Let's see. Outstanding Limited

Anthology series. Who cares? Like, what is that one? No, that's big. No, that's big because look what it is. Who won? Really? Widows Bay.

Nobody's talking about that. No, that's Outstanding Comedy Series. I'm talking about the... They count Widows Bay as a comedy series? Yeah, it's funny. Outstanding... No, no, no, I think it's still on the bottom.

Wait, wait. Can you go to the top so we can know what's what here? Yeah, it's comedy. Oh, it is at the top. Okay, Outstanding Drama, the Pitt one. You can... You can submit for whatever you want. you want

Comden Limited or Thanandals Outstanding variety series Noah Wiley Yeah Ray C oh wow Ray won Wow

Let's see Outstanding Oh okay Yeah That chick won for Plyovus Okay All right

Yeah I'm really surprised Zendaya didn't win This The last season of Euphoria was a masterpiece Man You don't even have to watch

The other seasons It's so different I'm surprised Okay My God Let's see Lead actress The comedy series

Abbot Elementary No, no. Gene's, okay, she was good. Sally Fields won. You got to get her. The Beast, you got to get her. Never.

No, that's the other one with that guy from Widows Bay. Oh, right. Wow, he won. I guess so. Yeah, I guess so. Wow. He won two. He won for Widows Bay, Outstanding League of actor and Academy.

Oh, and drama. And outstanding limited area. Oh, wow. By the way, I do not respect this at all, Charlie Hunnam. I mean, that's. I mean for the Ed Gaines story He got nominated Yeah

He was he was God awful in that You thought so? I thought it was fine He made a choice Yeah it's terrible You didn't like the choice No

You make choices But he acted the choice well No no no I do not agree All right I don't agree I'll say this way acting The comedy series

Okay another Widow's Bay I keep going I keep going I'll say it's important In a drama series To task Never seen it. Widows Bay cleaned up

and it's like the only show I've watched new show. It's not. It's bad. I like it. Never watched it. Look how many nominations the Pitt got. Jesus Christ.

You look at all this things. What's this one winner? Austinning Supporting Action a limited anthology. Okay. What is DTF? Oh, down to fuck. I saw that. I wanted to see it.

I feel like it just kind of came and went. Oh, Jason Bateman. Oh, wow. David Harbor won? Yeah. Good for him. Wow. He did three of the.

That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Um, Widows Bay. Wow. Slow horses. Never heard of that one. Another Widows Bay.

Okay. Nice. Vince Gillian Plurbis. Okay. Reality competition is hilarious. On the Patreon, we should watch the opening number. It was just really,

really, really bad. Oh, God. Why is it? The announcer or the host was some woman from law and order SVU. Why is it really? So bad. Well,

they don't, well, they've decided that they don't want comics. I love her. They don't want to like, you know, they get comedy's bad now to these people. Right. Right. You know what I mean?

So then they get somebody that she's like, let's just have her do it. And we're just kind of like what? That's not if I thought it was. Who's watching this? So what's she doing? Just being regular? Yeah. I don't know if she was, I didn't watch most of it, but I watched the beginning number and I was like, I'm out.

Was she trying to be funny? Was it like a. It was like a, yeah, it was a lip sync song and she was like acting in it. And like clearly they must have a day before or something. She didn't want to be there. You could just see it. God, let's turn into the Patreon for that. We got it.

Well, well, we'll check that out. By the way, I'm going to be in Buffalo and Atlanta. Birmingham. Is this for this weekend? Chris Leah.com. Yeah. Oh, well, I'm going to be it. I'm at the Comics Roadhouse right now in Connecticut.

Made it up. Comics Roadhouse in Connecticut, guys. Get your tickets. Yeah. Paras. You missed the show tonight, but make sure you get there for this week, for Friday. Excuse me. Oh, bro.

You are. How did someone marry you? Because I didn't do this until... Until you're an asshole. You're a chick. That's what chicks do. You're wife. Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Do you investigate. Do some research about me. God damn. Sorry. Well, we're not done yet. But yeah, anyway, I'll be in a bunch of those places, so that'll be good. That's a long trip. Yeah.

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gone for that long You tell me Even when I went to La Jolla I brought Wolf and Rachel And I was so glad Yeah, I know You know, just during the day You know what I mean?

I know, I know But it's like, you know I don't know man I know Yeah But I went to When I was in Phoenix I got

There was a place called One Stop Nutrition That made freaking bomb shakes Dude Also here's the other thing Because I was there by myself I took Trey Lamb was good he opened for me but um because i was at phaena and by myself i worked out as long as i

wanted to every day there dude okay and that's why i looked like this well you were at stand-up live too right so you went to the gym right across from the hotel uh yeah yes that's yeah that place is the the restaurant at the bottom of that hotel right yeah i went there unbelievable wait what is it breakfast i had i had i had an eggs benedig i should have taken Not Ingo. No, Ingo or whatever. Whatever it was, but just in that hotel, at the, to go to the gym, you have to pass that restaurant. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's the place I went there every day too. Yeah. I ate the egg wet omelet, though, so you're going to get all pissed off. You went to a place that had such good stuff on the menu and you asked for an egg white omelette. I think it might have been a different place. God, you're stupid. I'm not. Why did you egg whites?

I don't know. It was, it was on the menu. If it wasn't, I wouldn't have been like, only put egg whites in it. you know what I'm saying? I'm not like that. Yeah, because that would be extra work to change the order. If they got the healthy, I go, oh, cool, they got the healthy thing? I'll get that.

But I'm not trying to fucking, I might say no cheese or something, but God, I fucking love cheese. I hate cheese on omelets. Hot take! Yeah, that is a hot take. It is, right? It makes no sense. That's actually crazy. It makes no sense.

That's actually the key ingredient to an omelet is the cheese. It makes no sense. That's what makes it an omelet. Bro, I know. It makes no sense. no sense. You just having eggs in a weird shape. Hot take is what I said, dude. I do not eat. I do not want cheese in my...

I don't know. And I understand that's crazy. Where do you like cheese? Turned it down. I like cheese. I like cheese in... Well, on... Fuck it. Douse my pasta. Oh. Douse it, dude.

People would be like, you want some pasta with that cheese? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Douse it. And Calvin's the same way, dude. douse it I'll put it on my pizza pizza sounds good fucking fuck that's mm-hmm

Yeah wolf loves What's up with this This is a chef And he's talking about eggs And why he also doesn't put cheese on eggs Dude so I got a good taste People always ask Do I put cheese in eggs?

No if you make eggs the right way They're creamy enough on their own You don't need to add cheese Same with like an omelette Technically if you make eggs Or omelets properly The creaminess is there They're gooey on their own

You don't need that cheese People use cheese kind of they compensate for making over cooked eggs. They add cheese in there to get that texture they want. I said it on this podcast. I'm a purist. You're an egg. Thank you. You're an egg.

You're an egg. Probably somebody. Chef Donnie. Thank you, Jeff Dye. Chef Dani. Thank you, Chef Dani for putting into words what I could never articulate, dude. This is it. Hey, hey, hey.

Whatever. What's up? What is up? This dude gets it. I don't like it. But you know what? If you do the eggs the way I said, it's going to come out like he's saying. Well, not, dude.

He's talking about omits. I want an omit from this guy. Okay, I tell you, you know what? Damn, I wish we had a kitchen here that we could do like a, that would be so great. We did like a cooking thing. Oh, my God, dude. You should do it at your house. You have a good kitchen for that.

You just cook shit. I don't know if we'll do that at my house. How'd you find out, dude? What did you Google? What did you do? I remember seeing it. Really? And Google Gemini AI, I just said, why doesn't he like cheese on eggs?

And they gave me the exact time code. Like any YouTube clip, you can ask it like. Oh, yeah, that's great. What? Yeah, you didn't know you can do that? No, no, I did know because you told me last time. Yeah. If I never did it, though.

It helps me quite a bit. I put some cheese in my mashed potatoes last night. It was delicious. Yeah, I mean, okay. That, that, that's fine. I have no opinion on that. for your seal of approval. And I won't have any opinion on it, no matter what.

I thought you weren't supposed to reheat rice. That's just one of these videos that I saw. You probably not, but I love it. Yeah, I saw that. Some food reheating. Well, I tell you, the best is always pasta is better. Always better the next day. Bro.

Listen to me. Always better today. It's a different meal. Dude, and you could have, you could, you ever cook the pasta, make the pot you have the half the pasta made yeah you're eating it and you and you go oh that is so good and you go tomorrow's gonna rock dude i have some i get i get this protein pasta from air one you know and it's just i make it with whatever my ground beef or whatever i want to do and i'm just like oh i love this which is whatever kind of and then you just go i get my racial's like

i don't like pasta i go well let's let it sit I'm so with you there, bro Put it in the fridge Because tomorrow Let it settle, bro Yeah, it's got to, yeah You know what tastes so good? It's got to get nasty.

Yeah. After the settle. Bro? Yeah, pasta's, uh... After the settle. You get protein pasta at home? Starring Gene Hackman. Uh, no, just I don't really,

lately I haven't been eating pasta because of my diet, but yeah, dude, I love pasta. And I eat whatever pasta is there, dude. I don't know if pasta is like, is pasta one of the, I think that that's one of those myths. Well, no, it's carbs and stuff, but it depends what you put in it, but whatever, you know. But I like, dude, if we go to Italian restaurant, I'll get the pasta.

Ooh, man. I either like to get the pasta. It is crazy what the Italians did. Do you have like an, do you have like that one Italian dish that's like your go-to dish and you look for it on the menu and you go, you don't have that? No, I get pasta. Oh, I, I like pasta, but one of those kind of. dishes is like shrimp, what is it?

Diabali, the hot one, Diwali, whatever it is. Italians went crazy back when they were making food at the beginning. Anytime I see it on the menu, I'm like, oh, I got to try this. Italians go like this. That is nice. It is a very cute. It starts with a D. It's like almost like devils.

It's like Diabolique or something. Diablo, yeah. Diablo, yeah. Diablo. There it is right there. Oh, that's the jam right there. Italians go like this. Oh, wait.

Italians are eating other foods and they go like this. Look, that is cute. We like, we're not just saying we don't like. We just look at it here. Over here, look at this. Oh, my God. Look at the pasta. You want to put that in there?

You put it in there. You leave this out. You fucking put it. Yeah, but I can get this with over some fetichini or something. You like fetichino linguine. I'm a linguine. I am Mr. Linguine.

Yeah, okay. Bro. I don't know. No, no, no, no. You're not. If they have linguine, I don't look any further. I don't look any further, bro. I do not look any further.

Oh, my God, you're probably there. It's like you're the worst. Like, you get diminuted in a Italian restaurant. Go ahead or just. Oh, there it is. Yeah, that's what I do. The guy comes over. You know what?

If there was a restaurant called linguinis. I'll see that, man. I'm with you on that. Welcome to linguineas, bro. Because sometimes the fetichina, I don't know. Like, I don't like fetichini Alfredo. No. Uh-uh.

I am not niche, niche, dude. That's an omelieu. Bro, Fetuccini Alfredo is an abomination, and I guarantee you, if you go to Italy, they probably don't even have it, bro. It's like Canadian nation. Yeah, dude. I hate that shit. David Sullivan probably likes it. Linguinis?

It's in Brownsville, New York. Of course it is. Oh, this looks delicious. Oh, God, what are we talking about? God of God. Oh, my God. Oh, Mamma Mia! Yeah.

Oh, Wanda. Oh, the salmon even looks so many. Oh, fuck this, bro. You know what? Yeah, fucking assassinate me in here. Look at this. Yeah, this is the bomb. Look, look, look, look, look, look, assassinate me.

Go to the other way, the other way, the other way. Oh, yeah, they're not doing it. They're doing it for you. Oh, wow. That's gorgeous. Gorgeous. They go, we make this. Yeah.

They can't do it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Nick, what do you do? You don't have to get to scroll. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

For some reason, a guy comes and puts a gun to your head. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're going to keep scrolling. Oh, man. Let's get the, let me tell you one of the one, assassinate me on. Assassinate me on. Oh, that's salad.

This is all great. Even that looks good. Oh, that one. Are you kidding me? It's just Charlie Kirk's killer. It's just, dude. Put me in the crosshairs. Jesus.

I love it. Oh, Maron. Might be the fattest conversation we've ever had. Fatest podcast for sure. We talk about food a lot. We sure got to go to an Italian place now. It's too bad you're not going to Italy. I know.

I know. If I went to Italy, I'll come back. I'm so fat. I was going to say, if you went to Italy, we should, for sure, Zoom podcast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know why we don't do that. One of the times you're there? Sure, we could.

Yeah, yeah. All right, all right. So I'll be in Atlanta. I'll be in Birmingham. I'll be in Buffalo, New York. I'll be in, then I'll go overseas. And then after that I'll be in, what do you call it? Like, you know, Florida and a bunch of stuff.

Tyler, Texas. I will be in Comics Roadhouse. Then I'm doing one night stand up, stand up live. The stand, I'm sorry, the stand in NYC. Come out one night, 9 p.m. show. October 1, 1 night. Because in the second, I'm going to the premiere, and then I got a bunch of other stuff coming up.

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