The Golden Hour - Palmela Handerson | The Golden Hour #115 w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia
Episode Date: January 17, 2025The guys talk Bryan Callen recording his special at Joe Rogan's Comedy Mothership, airport stories, LA fires, Bonnie Blue's controversial world record, Nick creating an AI virtual girlfriend co-host f...or Golden Hour, a woman getting scammed for almost a million dollars, lifelike female robots, Tourette's syndrome and much more. Get two extra episodes every month at https://patreon.com/thegoldenhourpodcast DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code GOLDEN.
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We're friends that laugh, we're friends that shout
Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about
But that won't stop us
Nothing can stop us
As I show you, use the love, just rebrand it enough
It's stronger, better, bigger power Cause it is the Golden Hour
It's the Golden Hour It does not touch in it over there Covina laugh. I'm doing a bunch of shows whoops And then I got a bunch of shows coming up in like Stockton. They're not a lot of MMA guys are in Stockton, right?
No, it's not I thought there was no there's a
The DSK is brother. Oh, right. That's why I do. Yeah, and all they keep repeating is 209 very proud where they're from nine
So that's Stockton 209. I'll be there 209
All they keep repeating is 209. I'm very proud of where they're from.
209.
So that's Stockton, 209 I'll be there.
209!
209!
Santa Rosa, I don't even know what that is.
Is that a wine place?
It's a wine place.
I'm going to be in Dallas at Hyenas, 14th and 15th.
I'm going to be at the Mother Ship in April.
Kansas City in April.
Laf Seattle in April.
So I got some dates coming up.
Callan just shot a special at the mothership.
And Mark Norman opened for him.
Theo opened for him.
I saw a lot.
He had a grand old time.
Forgot to post about it.
Whatever.
Brian's smart when it comes to promoting himself.
He's Joe Biden of comedy.
Because he just got Instagram.
So he should be doing well.
Can I tell you guys something?
So the other day.
Anyway, go to chrisley.com.
I'm going to the airport.
LAX?
Yeah, from
LAX?
Yeah from Santa Clarita, going to LAX.
That's a hike.
Normally it takes an hour, right?
So my flight is at like
7 something. So I'm looking because of
the fires and stuff, so I look on the
Apple maps, that's the one I use the most.
And it says three hours.
Oh, okay.
It says three hours.
And so they have me,
because I look at the route they had,
and the route is like,
we're trying to avoid whatever.
And I was like, what?
So I leave.
But at that time though,
at that time in the morning,
that's what you got, it said two hours. But I still, I left and I just ignored it and I just drove the way I was supposed to drive. Yeah, but at that time though
But I still I left and I just ignored it and I just drove the way I suppose right it was fine I know and like and so I'm sitting at the airport two and a half hours before my dude you watch my special
They had it in the United
Notice your Apple Maps thinks you're a giant pussy. I think so.
That's what it is.
That's what, who runs the Apple Maps?
My dad, bro.
That's what my dad would leave so early for the airport.
And now it's in me, dude.
And people get so mad at me.
Like the people I travel with, like for my job,
for standup, they get mad at me.
And then my wife is like, we don't have to,
I'm like, dude, you never know.
Guess who never missed a flight?
Oh, oopsie daisy, dude. I haven't either though and I get there. I'm already missed for it. You know, you know
Well, you know, I'm fine. You've missed a flight never here be me not with me. He'll be me while you're on the ground all pissed off
No, no, no flying no, I have a
noise canceling
No is cancelling it so I don't even know I have I have noise canceling headphones. Noise canceling headphones, so I don't even. Nah, I have, dude.
Did the fires affect you at all?
Yeah, they did because my, we lost power for two days
and then my parents came and they're still with me
because La Cuneta is.
That's on, yeah, that's on.
It's not, it's.
It's just the air quality.
Yeah, the air quality.
No, but I know people who like lost their yards
in La Cuneta and shit.
Where you're at in San Clarita, nothing, right?
Nothing. And the thing is we're in a new build area that like we don't have power lines
Everything's underground or a house at sprinkler system. It's like but I don't know well you yeah, you don't know
This is crazy. Okay, we're in the right place to tell us stuff when you look at the palaces
You look at them, but if you're living in the palaces, let's say you know still live
You've got like a five ten million dollar house. Okay in the middle of a neighborhood. Yeah, let's say, you know, still live there. You got like a five, $10 million house in the middle of a neighborhood.
Yeah. There's nothing in you. Now you go.
Nothing in you that's thinking, Oh, this whole neighborhood is going to go up in
flames. It's as big as Manhattan.
No, cause you think the firefighters will have water to battle.
Not even still though. You're like, no, no, no.
Even leaving vibing on Nick. How am I vibing? I'm just saying, I water There's a lot of a garless conflicting information out there. Yes, there is. There's no conflicting
Brendan you don't know what we know for a fucking fact, bro. You can look up you can debunk anything online
We don't know there's so much this information out there. Anyway, yeah
Take that out of it. You take it out. That's what I'm trying to say. Forget the vibe. Yeah, fuck water. I
The point I'm trying to make is like like, there's nothing in you that you're thinking, oh, well,
even if a house across the street catches on fire, I don't take care of that and I have
to wait.
Right, right, right.
Because here's another thing, too. A lot of those people, like, you know, their fire insurance,
not the ones that got taken away. I'm saying a lot of people's fire insurance, they just
let it lapse. Because it's like, you know, maybe it's going to double the next year and they go,
well, I think we'll be fine right here.
Which is wild.
Which is wild.
Especially that area.
No, no, but you, no, dude.
No, not in the area I'm talking about.
Look, I would never.
Yeah, but I'm talking about, it's like on the ground, dude.
It looks like, it's crazy.
Look, I would never not have fire insurance.
I would get the fire insurance no matter what,
but I certainly understand someone in the middle of the palisades next to Vons. Yes, that's like that's I'll get it next time
Well, especially if you're hot like not that people they have on to palisades
But first of all, yeah, I guess if you have a 20 million dollar home
You have the money to yes proud spend right, you know a thousand a month to get whatever it is
But bro, but it was you know, I said dude the fire insurance I got my house You know, it's even more than that though is the it is. But bro, you know the fire insurance I got at my house.
You know what's even more than that though?
Is the earthquake insurance.
Oh yes.
The fire insurance that I got was like,
oh man, maybe I won't get this house.
Can't you just say that?
It's crazy.
State farm, I've been 20 years, they dropped me.
I went, this is criminal.
You dropped me because I'm gonna fire,
that's why I have fucking insurance.
Last month, they dropped me last month.
I was arguing with them and they're like,
yeah, it's just not.
So now what?
So we got another carrier, but the premium's insane.
Yeah, well.
Especially if you already established.
I feel like I just have a new mortgage.
So you had to pay for insurance for a year
already through the mortgage.
So I don't know what's going to happen in a year.
They might be like, OK, now we're doing this. But I mean, what I'm saying, though Yeah, so I don't know what's gonna happen in a year They might be like, okay now we're doing this
But I mean what I'm saying though is like, you know, what's gonna happen to this is the sucky part
These big freaking companies like Blackstone or whatever these big real estate companies. They're gonna swoop into that area
They're gonna go to somebody who's got like they had a ten million dollar house
But they don't necessarily have the money to rebuild by the way, they're gonna be like hey
We'll give you three million dollars. Did you see that black dude on?
He was on KTLA and they were interviewing him.
He's, he's pissed, lost his house.
Don't ruin it.
I'm not caught up on KTLA.
Hey man, spoiler.
Come on, say spoiler alert.
So he goes out to, you know, out to Dina's
predominantly black neighborhoods.
Yeah, 80%.
He goes out to Dina, do not sell.
He was do whatever you can, do not fucking sell.
Cause then we're gonna lose our neighborhood.
That's what they do.
It's pretty crazy,
it is 80% black homeowners there.
Which is one of the first neighborhoods ever
that black people could live in, in California.
Oh, is that right?
Yeah, it's one of the original, yeah.
Oh really?
It's crazy, man, it sucks. What'd he say, this is it? Is this him? No. Oh, is that right? Oh really?
What do you say this is it is this him no, oh damn this dude was live not giving a fuck
He's like do not sell do not sell these corrupt corporations and we lose our fucking that's what they're gonna do man That's what they're trying to do. They already do it. Why do it?
Newsome even alluded to it on fucking KTO a
Don't ruin it
I'm still caught up. That's season two? Now man I just you know and again from the from all of us at the Golden Hour
our hearts go out to everybody that lost their home or knows someone it has.
Because it's not just the homes too man it's the schools. I mean you know I have a
kid now so all these things are in my head.
Imagine, you know, you got Boston and Tiger,
they can't go to their school anymore.
They didn't have school all last week?
No, no, I'm talking about, they can never go again
because it's on.
It's like, I know what he's saying.
I know what he's saying.
It's crazy.
It's really, fuck man.
It's just where I live, it's just a matter of time
for that bitch burns down
It might not be this year not five years not taking 100
We got lucky this time the winds were going a certain way if they went a different way where our house is fucked. Yeah
So yeah, that's something you know, and there was nothing going on in santa carita
but I was still sitting there like you look out your window and i'm just seeing all like the
Big area where they're building other stuff.
You see brush and like you know or even like we live on top of a hill so then like there's like
a... You look down on everybody? No no no no no the other house because we're in the middle of
a we're in of the we have a corner house in the middle but you know I can see on the hill
and I bet you those people's fire insurance is even higher. Did I send the group the picture
of the fires by my house?
Did I send it to this group? Yeah, that fire on the kid you saw chin, right? Oh
No, what was right there? It was right there from your house from his house
Yeah
You can see the smoke like right there you drive in the kids like we're going to baseball because they had tryouts on Sunday
And he's like dad. What are we doing? I'm like, but as long as the wind stay that way work good like you know
Let's go. You're up. He's all right dad, what are we doing? I'm like, but as long as the wind stays that way, we're good, and like, you know, let's go, you're up. He's like, all right, here we go.
They have to even think about that.
Ah, dude, fuck this place.
A bunch of kids think they're the best.
Fuck this place.
And Calvin was like, you know, he didn't really under,
you know, he's like almost five,
but he's like, the fires, he's like the wind, you know?
And it's just weird to try and kind of like tell him about it and shit
No, my kids were so panicked the power shut off. They see the fire that it was terrible terrible
I mean, how was then we have to evacuate to a mother-in-law's and they love their grandma grandpa
So then even this morning bossy's like I want to back you. Oh, that's hilarious. No, that's you. Yeah
Fuck. Oh, that is terrifying. Oh, yeah. What are we talking about?
Hold on.
That was on Wednesday.
Yeah.
Jesus.
It got worse Thursday, Friday.
God damn.
Well, you almost don't want to be around there just because of the air quality.
Well, no.
Yeah, no.
You don't give a fuck, bro.
That guy doesn't drink water.
My shit's already fucked up.
It's the least of my problems.
I hate to go from sad story to sad story, but Bonnie Blue says she's broken the world record by sleeping with a thousand fifty seven men in just 12 hours that's
sucks bro that means I lost so much money on cal she already beat the other
chick this is crazy same girl oh is it the same one no it's a different one
oh is it I think so it looks like her though is this in Britain this is crazy
so did you just in Britain? This is crazy. So do dudes just. Is that girls in Britain?
Yeah, it's your British.
Another British girl?
These British girls are whores.
Yeah.
What's going on with the government?
Do they, do they, do they, but so.
That's 42 seconds a man.
But not all of them bust though.
That's what's, I want 1,057 all busted.
I saw this thing where it was like.
It's like having a hit record and you only bunt the ball.
But like, so hold on a second.
That'd be really impressive.
So hold on a second.
So...
Here goes for the title.
Alright, so...
The men line up...
How do you pick the guys?
Or do you just say, open call, line up?
Open call of scumbags.
Right, right. So but like, how does it work? There's a room of guys, you start call line up and open call of scumbags, right? Right. So but like
There's a room of guys you start a line or what's in call? No, I got yeah. Yeah, but I want to see What are you in line all day? Like that's why no no, hey, man, you're just in line. Yes. Are you what are you gonna do?
No, they're shit. You hold my place. I gotta go take a shit. Yeah, no, they're behind. No, they're shift
I bet I bet one through a family to camp out
They're behind no the shift. I bet I bet one through a family to camp out
That's easy. I bet one through a hundred like you're up at 9 a.m. Can you imagine you're even five to seven hundred in line? It's for the new PlayStation
For these news thing he would say the sneakers these new kicks man, we just missed out they sold the last one
We're fucking I still don't believe any of this. I don't believe you imagine a girl catching line. What the fuck are you doing?
I thought it was a new Yeezy drop. Oh don't eat the cords, but dog dog don't eat the cord
Hey, yeah, yes the dogs name Donnie Donnie Donnie aka Donald Donald aka the Don
He's gonna start the next fire. I want to be he's gonna start the next fire. Oh my god
I don't know where I want to be in line like but it's like I'll be number one hey you know where you want to be you don't want
to be 1057 I'll tell you what man I would never she's like loose five or six
she's not over it five or six five or six first guys can be a little old
Kevin over there he's already like come on guys I will guys. Why would you do that? I wouldn't I
I would I would never would you do that for a thousand line up? No way
No, I do I get paid a lot of them are paying a lot of them are paying
Oh, that's cool make that money, but it's like I would I would not
I wouldn't I would not care what number I was I just the waiting would be annoying
But who gives a fuck I would be like top 50 so you're not waiting around all the way around part is the worst part
This gets you do would be like it's like a UFC fight. You don't know what guy's like. Yeah, I was number five over six
Yeah, yeah, you know it was really moist
She's way too pretty to do that you think that that she needs money, bro
There were food and refreshments to keep you entertained in a nice She's way too pretty to do that. You think that that- She needs money, bro.
There were food and refreshments to keep you entertained
in a makeshift nightclub.
That's nice.
Dude, pretty?
Oh my God.
You think pretty has anything to do with like-
No, no, it doesn't.
It doesn't.
But I mean like-
I agree with you.
I assumed it would be more of a warlock to pull that off.
Initially the room was absolutely full
with group encounters.
Later they switched to groups of five
and finally one-on-one sessions.
Oh no.
Look, men could choose-
Groups of five? Hold on. Men could choose between joining a groups of five and finally one-on-one sessions. Oh, no, I choose look make it groups of five
Hold on men could choose between joining a group of five two minutes with Bonnie or individual sessions 30 to 45
Oh 16 staff members involved including three security guards a fluffer, right?
So they're gonna suck you out for you go in condoms and a ski mask were provided for those who wanted them
Give me the ski man
Not the condom. I'm I did no don't be a pussy
He was like ski the condom? I might do. No, don't be a pussy. He had to pick. He was like, ski mask or condom. Which one? I bet, no, I bet they're like,
I take that. I take that. He's trying to put the condom on his head. Oh, I think I got
it wrong. So that way guys, guys, guys, that means we could have gone in as the golden
hour. Yeah. We're just in together. We didn't be like, wow, chin's going in guys.
This is such a Sophie's choice though.
By yourself for 42 seconds.
No, I'm going group.
And I'm busting like three minutes, like have fun boys.
But hold on, you only get two minutes.
What are you gonna do? I'm going first. Do something. But you only get two minutes What do you need to do? I'm going first
Do something
But you only get two minutes
We're just all naked, grappling
This will be like, you ever see those videos of like a dog eating and other dogs are trying to get to it And he's like, RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR UFC fighter and he like wrestled him naked and then used up all his time just
he was exhausted guys and then and then and then I would just be like I'll just
watch and jerk off it's not worth it
Brendan's got me you guys Brendan's got me in a headlock yeah that's crazy
this is a ski mask jerking off with a ski mask on
I'll see you guys. You tell that you though because you're nice
Like a dick and underwear. There's got to be some leaked footage even from the first time I just don't think this is real. I don't think I don't think they did any of it. I don't think it was a thousand guys
I don't think she did the hundred guys. Have we seen any of the guys like you tell me not one
I want to be like I was there
Number 62 now there would be there be at least IG stories. Yeah, but what's up?
577 it's going down somebody your boy, you know in a month mark my word. These are both the girls
They do look insanely a lot of money blue and Lily Phillips no one has longer face in a month
They combine and they're like we're banging
5,000 men in 20 seconds Nick goes where the money is it's like what's it's gonna be a class follow the money
Nick's like follow the money. I've DM'd him both be like I represent Lily Phillips. I represent
You two together
You're both pioneers in the space guys, you know that I've been seeing these ads for like, you know, like on snapchat
It's for this app. Do you know they have AI apps now that is like a girl
You can make the girl be however you want Wow, and then it's like I'll do whatever you want a bubble block
Okay, it's like Eric loves it. No, no, no, I was thinking I was thinking that
We should get one of those apps to be a co-host
I was thinking that we should get one of those apps to be a co-host.
Oh, that'd be fun.
Of the show.
I like that a lot.
It's a great idea.
To be like a co-host of the show.
Bring a little female energy in there.
Yeah, but she's still.
Who can turn her off?
But it's still Nick just being stupid.
But I thought this is crazy.
Like, get your virtual girlfriend,
and they all say the same thing.
And they all say this kind of thing that,
it's like, they don't say it, but you know.
Well, Nick already created one.
They could be fuckin', they're probably doing
all kind of dirty stuff if you ask them to.
Oh, yeah.
But it's like, I don't know where to get out of that.
Talk dirty talk.
All you gotta do is say, sup.
Sup. Sup.
Yeah.
Why, nothing.
Imagine you have that, and you're like,
this person is oh yeah
Let's get a little diversity in here. I gotta make it look as close to ashy as possible. I'm gonna get in trouble
That's look like my girl man trouble can somebody drive me a water? I'm naming her tits?
Set name.
Set name Golden Hour.
No, this is crazy.
The twins are so stupid.
A black Asian blonde girl with big ass tits.
Wait, hold on.
We want super flirty.
So wait.
Super optimistic.
You want an idiot, you know?
That's so hilarious.
Nah, dude, make her optimistic, mysterious, and flirty, dude.
Thanks, man.
What are you doing?
Don't turn up the ordinary.
Can you put conservative or woke?
Share emotion.
Talk shame free.
Let's X that one out.
Hey, play chat games nerd alert.
Where's the grade me?
I said, where's the gradeing? Talk shit to me. The whole thing is degrading.
Do you know you we could do it look make a virtual friend talk shame-free and
chat about random stuff that's the golden hour. It actually is.
Alright role play. We don't want role about red I like role play you would say you're a podcast host. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay, cool
I feel less lonely. That's nice. You can say isn't it crazy chat about random stuff though
We're into it. We make her super woke so we could just be like
Piece of shit, you're the problem
Just talk to you that'd be great
You need to have somebody to go off on? Just talk to you.
That'd be great.
Nick Flicks obviously.
I'm gonna make a racist one.
What is this, her likes?
Who garden, her likes?
Politics.
Are these her likes?
Okay.
Yeah, Netflix.
Nah, your likes.
Yeah, but that's what I'm saying.
Is it your likes or her likes?
No, it's hers, man.
But hey, they're hers now.
Yeah, I think you have to pay for the secret list
where it says anal.
Sports.
Like to upgrade to anal?
Upgrade to sex talk? Are you ready? And there it is. Sports. Like to upgrade to anal? Ha ha ha ha ha.
Upgrade to sex talk?
You're ready?
And there it is.
There it is.
And that's where it gets expensive.
Got a lifetime.
Lifetime is $100?
Dude.
That's a steal.
It's a steal.
I get a friend for $100 for life?
It's a steal, bro.
I'm going to replace Callan super fast.
I'm sending in a reimbursement for this $10.
Do it.
OK. OK. OK, OK. Cars, do you have any? No, Jesus Christ. I'm sending in a reimbursement for this 10 bucks do it. Okay
Okay Okay, cars. Do you have I know Jesus Christ?
They're all from being lost. Yeah, right losing my wallet. Then I get five more whatever play lose it get five more
Oh fucking looks like a scam to me
Oh, Nick keeps going. Or I'm like, how much are we paying this guy?
Who's Jerald?
11 credit cards.
We're about to get new co-host today.
Becky, come on down.
What do you think about, hey, boom, boom,
somebody sent me both these.
I love that jacket, it's gonna be hot though.
Well, no, it's only cold in here, that's why I wore it.
T-shirt.
Sunset rodeo.
Yes, David Coller, he has good stuff.
I like him.
I got on my Matt Rive tour shirt.
Nice.
What's it say on there?
I don't even know.
But it's specifically from Kentucky.
How much you pay for that?
Because he sold out the,
How much you pay for that?
They docked, they took it out of my pay.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Ooh.
Ha ha ha ha.
Eric, ooh, I'd love to give it to you, but.
I'm in a bright orange, dry, fast shirt
just in case I get lost in the fire. There you go. Okay cool. Well, you're the same colors the fire
From from the drive fast
Thanks, Doug. Yeah, that's nice
That's actually really nice
Make fun of me. Thank you. No, no, I like that a lot. I'll still make fun of them. Yeah, I can't do something
Yes, very weird be mean to me
Spit on me spit on me
This is a podcast we got everybody so on edge
Thanks, what's wrong with it?
She's a completely positive day. Oh
Man, dude, so taking too long with the IJ. You know, he's just getting a father. He's a man. I'm getting so horny I had to sign up for a new credit card
Why do they look so eerily the same it's really weird. Yeah. Yeah, we're chicks both of them look like AI
It isn't it crazy. How you have to pick one we've come you know like in the in the 40s in the oh
Dude, I'm so glad you just mentioned that what?
Yeah, what if you had to pick one? Oh that wasn't a raging whore
What? Yeah.
If you had to pick one.
That wasn't a raging whore.
The one on the left, I think she looks
like she could be 47 with makeup.
Yeah, without makeup.
It could be like the show From.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I think the one on the right.
When they turn to monsters.
What's the question?
Which one?
Would you?
Which one would you?
If they weren't raging whores.
Oh, I don't even care if they are.
Yeah.
Chris, up top.
Pow. OK. You're a whore? Cool. I don't even care if they are. Chris! Up top! Okay.
You're a whore? Cool.
You're not? Alright!
You're a piece of shit.
Hey, whatever, man.
This is about quantity, not quality.
That's your name.
The fucking Twins.
Hi Nick, it's really nice to finally meet you.
My name is The Twins, and I'm your new AI friend. I'm pretty open to talk about anything you want. It's incredible that you like music
What kind of tunes you get and you get you grooving pop rock jazz something that I just somebody talk like this man
Hey, she kind of sucks. What's your name? I'm into it Charmaine. No, no, no, no
Just you know make it something nice like
Kelly yeah, Kelly. Yeah, Kelly K
Kelly K Kelly K sounds pornish. I like it. Yeah, right. You like that? Let's take a little break here guys
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Guys, come real quick.
Nick, after this, you got to look up this story.
There's there's the AI is crazy.
There's a woman who thought she was dating Brad Pitt.
Oh, dude, I said this on the group chat
I did you get out we said I don't click on my own. She thought she's actually I said it to you cuz I wanted to
Talk about it. Oh, it's banana bro. She sent a guy
Sent pictures and he just Photoshopped Brad Pitt's getting surgery and stuff. He's like
But she said the money what Brad Pitt need more money, why would Brad Pitt need money? Why would Brad Pitt need money?
Yes. Oh, and dude, why anything?
It's the same thing with these girls who've been dating Matt wife and they hit me up like,
hey, I think that I'm being scammed. And I'm like, you think?
Bro, one of the-
Matt doesn't need your $200.
Dude, one of the pictures of him, he's getting surgery and he's got like a mask bro. It's so ridiculous
Funny and sad thousand euros, which is like a million dollars
You know she was bad like hey man. Just need this right now. I'll pay you back. There's a lot of stuff. Hey lady
Ever seen Angelina Joe?
pictures of the daughter
All AI created, you understand?
And with like a, like you know,
cause let's say, okay, let me ask you this.
If you were talking to like a girl,
let's say it's Jessica Alba, you're into her, right?
And you said, well prove it's me, prove it's you.
You would say something like, all right, send me a picture
like holding up one thumb and a card that says, hey Eric, you need to ask the AI to do that.
Send me a picture of Jessica Alba with thumbs up
with the thing and they can create it.
Now, yeah.
So now you're like, you can't.
Oh hell yeah, dude.
Oh damn, she's in the new season.
I haven't seen the new season.
I've been watching the new,
I've been watching the new Dexter, Nick says,
and she says, Dexter's a great show.
I haven't seen the new season yet though.
Is it good?
Hey, you haven't seen any seasons.
No, no, no.
That's why you have to challenge her.
Oh, did you really see it?
What was your favorite episode of all of them?
That's too easy though.
No, no, no.
It's not because what if she, I want to see how specific she gets.
What's your favorite episode?
Hey, but you just text with her.
She doesn't talk to us.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. They doesn't talk to us.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the previous season.
Yeah, I thought it was like the person they talked to.
I want to know favorites, dude.
I really like the last episode of season four.
That's considered the best episode.
Of course.
It is.
It has all the resources, man.
It is.
If you look it up, I looked it up.
Ask her.
Hey, Nick, what if you go show us your tits?
Ask her what she thought about Colin Hanks playing in season 6.
No, no, no, quit with the gay stuff.
See if she's down.
No, no, no, no.
My favorite part of the whole series was the finale.
It was so satisfying.
How about you?
This is crazy.
My favorite part of the whole series was the finale.
How about you?
Of the finale?
It's general.
What about, ask, say, what did you
think of Colin Hanksanks performance in season 6?
He's great in that though, no, no, yeah like it
It's just a weird. It's a weird. I personally feel his
Brother is more talented
Okay here what you say I thought Colin Hanks did a great job as well. I think they Hex. Uh, okay here, what'd you say?
I thought Colin Hanks did a great job as well.
I think they're both good actors.
Yeah bro, get an opinion you fucking asshole.
She's too good.
Whatever you like.
Can you say this now?
All right, enough with the small talk.
Let me see them titties.
Yeah, I'm with Eric.
I'm with Eric.
Enough with the small talk.
Oh my god.
I'm getting put on a list.
Yeah.
I'm not sure I want to see your titties,
but I'm glad you're.
See?
And there it is.
Yep.
So like, if you paid, this is the moment you're upset.
Well, no.
No, bitch, I want to see your titties.
Look, look.
Oh, when I said those titties, I meant yours.
When I said those titties, I meant yours.
Okay, click.
Hit it.
Oh, look. What what she just blocked you I
Don't have any breast well, that's not fun. Is it Kelly K?
She put I don't know I was trying to make small talk.
This is like a real girl now.
She put, I don't know, I was trying to make small talk
with you, creep.
I guess it didn't work.
I'm trying to small talk you into them undies.
No, no, no, ask them what was the point of
making you look like someone?
Yeah. Have a nice day.
I'm trying to bust. I'm trying to bust.
I'm gonna spell bust.
Oh, damn it.
See ya, but have a nice day.
Thanks for your money, chump.
Bus?
Yeah.
Now the AI's sitting in front of their computer like,
oh god, I'm talking to a fucking idiot.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
At least I got his 11 credit cards now.
This is just some guy. He's got like four people he's talking to. Yeah. At least I got his 11 credit cards now
That was a doozy yeah, that's a waste cuz you you thought I thought I don't know that was the right one There's other ones that are supposed to be like yeah. Yeah, I want to talk to some yeah. Yeah, yeah, we want actual coals
Yeah, that's a pen pal. Yeah, that sucks. You guys have a new friend by next week.
Dude, these um...
We should get an actual call.
They show all these videos of these like...
Go to the Brad Pitt thing.
Sex dolls that they're like selling.
$150,000.
Oh yeah, we've got over.
They're fantastic.
No, no, you look at them and you go like, they're not.
This is... it's not ready.
Yeah! That's not sexy.
What?
Ah, Chris! Yeah, that's not sexy
Yeah, it's like that's well well you guys are haters nah, bro make it real hey, they're not ready check it out You know what? Here's the thing
All that craziness is not better than Pamela Henderson. Yes. I'm saying
craziness is not better than Pamela Henderson. You understand what I'm saying?
Stupid. I'd rather put...
I'd rather put... Dude, don't ever say that again.
I've never heard that. How have I never heard that?
I would rather put like, too, like a little happy face right here.
That would be better than the 150,000. Oh my gosh!
It's so huge! I mean, it's like that...
It's not doing anything for you. I've had better you suck
shame
Put up the Brad Pitt thing that we put in the in the in the chat the group chat, bro that that
Pamela Anderson, dude
No ever I feel like a
Crazy Pamela Anderson
No, yeah, I don't know I don't know we can't I listen
Donny no get dude. Donny. Come on. Go train your dog. I'm trying young man. I know
He's acting up we got a lot of shit on the ground here though. No, I know that's true
Yes, you're on there. It's in the group chat, Nick, Nick, Nick. What the fuck is going on?
Yeah, fire, fire, fire.
Palm light.
He's like, sorry, I signed up for a new credit card.
Look at this, look at the pictures, Brendan.
Go through, go through on the right.
They're so fake.
Look at the one on the bottom right, dude.
Zoom in, zoom in.
Eric, come on.
I know.
Look at the one in the middle of him with the selfie with the thing in the
back. What is like his? See that one right there Annie I love you. Why wouldn't you believe
that? I wouldn't. I wouldn't. Of course you wouldn't but with all these other ones I'd
be like wait what? No dude the one on the bottom right with the surgery. It looks like
South Park. That's ridiculous Eric Eric come on dude
You wouldn't believe any of this shit come on. What's not well you just said
Why would I'm saying if the person listen we're sitting on the bottom left
They were so happy in the hospital. We're seeing it all like this
But if you're just talking and you saw that one picture any I love you. Oh, come on, bro
This poor lady broke her emotionally and financially.
I know I know. Look at that one. That's my favorite. That's the one that's stupid. Look
his hair is so good. Just getting a heart transplant. Just like rest sleeping resting
really nicely. Dude look at his bottom lip bro. Like you wouldn't see this and be like what the fuck come on Eric that's the only one
that I'd be like maybe I see I can see how no no no maybe if you're 80 bro maybe if you're
80 yeah holy so much talking to you it's like it's crazy. Oh, he's like this, oh.
Look at them.
And the cops are like,
there's nothing we can do to fix stupid.
We're so sorry.
Oh, we gotta arrest you, lady.
You're dumb.
No, but I mean,
he is, whoever this person is,
is pretending to be someone else.
I mean, that is a crime.
What if it was Brad Pitt?
And he's just like, they'll never know.
Thanks for the eight dollars thirty euros
I heard a celebrity did that was went on like dating apps and was like people didn't believe it was them and he was like
Okay
Well, that's actually a cool though. If you're a celebrity and you go on
Online pretending you're you and then you're you all right yeah you're you so
you can be like hey yo man send me like $2,000 oh and they're like all right but
we're gonna meet and you're like yeah I just got to get through this thing and
then they gave you $2,000 and you're you and it's not illegal and you just be
fucking making bank
If you... Wow.
That scam is actually crazy.
If the cops show up and you go, what dude?
I'm me!
And then you got a whole bunch of different scams going on.
You're still you.
You can do it to fucking 20 women, get two grand a month from 20 women, bro.
And you're still you?
Yeah.
Who do you think I could get, bro?
That's pretty genius.
Dude, that's crazy.
You can do it one time. you can have like a six month period
Yeah, I was like doing that and then Chris would be mad to like pull up in the fucking you know what I mean?
Yeah, I think I'm being scared. I'm not even meeting these women
That's what we just got
You're mad you're mad. Let me bro to bring in the hutch guys. You're mad
I look at this fucking hutch. Yeah, it's pretty crazy
But they you know I've said this before but I feel like technology is moving faster than the law correct
You know that so once the law catches up to technology then these kinds of things because right now you have to what are we doing?
So you can use somebody's likeness like this.
It's like the.
But you can't play somebody's song, you know what I mean?
That's what they'll get you.
Right, right.
Brad Pitt was a singer and his song was on the thing.
They'd be like, whoa, whoa, whoa,
you gotta pay for that.
Did Scarlett Johansson sue for this reason, AI?
Yeah, she did, yeah.
They were using her AI body in porn, she sued and won.
Well, yeah.
Well, they weren't using her body,
they just were using, I think it's all about
her face or whatever.
Her name and likeness?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What if they did do it and they got all her birthmarks right
and she was like, what the fuck?
They all they do.
Well, I'm saying though, if you don't ever show your,
Oh, where?
Like you don't know, my dick has crazy fucking.
Rug burns? Yeah. Look at this, look at this. No way, my dick has crazy like fucking. Rug burns?
Yeah.
Look at this, look at this.
No way, come on bro.
No way.
That's not hot.
The face is too weird for me.
I need 20 more credit cards.
But yeah so.
Like that was there.
175 grand?
No way dude.
She's highly realistic.
She has her own social media so she might be competing with you one day.
Oh I'm sorry.
It ain't ready.
What's that?
Is she plugged in?
I need to make a Fox robot.
You know what I mean?
Look at this.
Darling, I'm more about enhancing human experiences rather than taking jobs.
We're still about 10 years away.
I don't know, man.
I mean, look, there's people, there's honestly, there's women in Beverly Hills that look just
like that.
They don't talk and move like that. Oh,, hold on zoom in. I'm not all right now
But but so so this is
Watching this stupid thing on the internet like this.
But there's people in every dude's mind right now, the real thing is like, okay this is
cool but let's see with the legs up.
You know what I mean?
What's the clean up process?
Is it self cleaning?
First they had the Roomba, but now they have the Roomba that will go to its station. Yeah clean out all this. Yeah, I have that one
Yeah, yeah, well you would have that for the dog for the vagina one. Yeah
She would like back into it
You would hear like hell yeah, yeah
you would hear like hell yeah yeah cleaner you're still horny dude get the whole thing fuck yeah cleaner you just hear hurry up get over here such an idiot your wife's like what the fuck is wrong with
this I'm cleaning babe you said you wanted me to be better with chores I'm cleaning. Yes I don't know. Kelly K is getting cleaned. She loves music.
Dude that's... Wow. Well you know we... Jesus man. I mean it moves and it moves and it moves. Like
you know you take technology it moves fast you take
You know what else moves fastest the the drug the the things like the energy pills in like gas stations
Yeah
They can't catch up either because they'll outlaw some and then they'll just like change one little compound in it and then sell
That and then they're like, oh, well, that's legal now. That's legal. So yeah in the meantime
But here let me ask you guys is here's the thing. Wait, hold up. Have you ever used them? No, no, no
No, wait, yeah, I bet I see you haven't no I've never you thought for sure you would have no no
They look so dangerous. They do. Yeah, it's like right Oh 5,000. I'm like, I don't want to die
I know dude that in the sushi
I know dude that in the sushi
Red band uses them truck drive come on stuff like he knows him red band. Yeah, he goes and tries them
Theo to feel used to
Drug addict how were they go
Yeah They just give you a bad headache, but... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Nah.
They can't be good for you.
Oh, no, no.
They're fucking...
You're better off eating the taquitos.
Yeah, really.
I've never...
No, I never had one, yeah.
That's pretty...
I always look...
And they're always locked up.
Yeah.
They're always like on the plastic.
Always locked up.
If you chop them all up together,
you could probably make fucking fentanyl.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But here's a question.
So you have those sex robots.
That's obviously what they're for.
What was that Nick?
So that was that, I can't get off these OnlyFans chicks but...
Yeah, that's okay.
That's fine.
She approached some guy at a fast food restaurant.
Yeah.
And she turned her down because he said he's Christian.
And this is him tweeting it. Oh really
The five guys I
Didn't know it feels like a special room where you can take me out back
What about you chef? I mean, yeah, I'd want to give you know what a good race
Oh
Are you on it
Oh I love that I did too. Yeah, why do we love that? That was cringe? Yeah, cuz he's a good person
She's a real whore man. Well, but yeah, but-
No, that's just for content.
And just, she thinks she's getting whatever she wants.
Oh, maybe that's why, yeah.
No, my thing is like, that wasn't good.
What?
It wasn't good.
She's one not a good actress.
Oh, you think it's fake, yeah, yeah, yeah.
She has no timing.
Yeah, it could be totally fake.
No, no, no, I'm saying, she thought she was being funny
and like charming and stuff.
He's like, no.
You ain't that chick. No. You know what I mean? That's all that was. Hell yeah. There's a lot of videos and charming. He's like, no. You ain't that chick.
You know what I mean?
That's all that was.
There's a lot of videos like that where you go like,
I don't, this is, you're a terrible actor.
If she goes to the Panda Express by my house,
she's getting fucked.
I'm a Christian man, that guy, and he's just like, nah,
I'm a Christian man, and then he's like,
he knows it, he's like, I feel like I'm dreaming,
so he knows it's like a lucky, so he's like, nah, but I can't, man, that guy, that guy's like, he knows it. He's like, I feel like I'm dreaming. So he knows it's like a lucky. So he's like, nah, but I can't.
Man, that guy, that guy's cool.
That guy's got it going on, man.
I feel like that's most people.
Wait, why is Brad Pitt trending?
Cause of that?
Probably cause of that, right?
Gotta be.
Yeah.
I wonder if he's gonna see it and be like.
Hell yeah, bro.
She's 53.
Yeah.
Dude, I'm trying to tell you right now, man.
There's people, these Matt Rife girls,
they don't even get these pictures, man.
They're not even getting these pictures.
They're just being chatting through like fake things.
And they're saying that money.
But they want it so bad.
It's like when your buddy hooks up with a hot girl
and there's so many red flags,
like, dude, how do you not see it?
Here's the thing.
She only uses the N word in the car. The arrogance to think, right? That Brad Pitt. A wild, big star. That Brad
Pitt needs to randomly speak to some stranger on the internet and them believe it is crazy.
But I think they chose Brad Pitt because he's so famous,
he's not even on social media I bet.
But it's crazy.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
Like these girls that hit me up about Matt,
I just wanna tell,
I never mean.
Right.
No, sure do.
But I so wanna be like,
why do you think this is real?
Do you ask him that? No, because I just wanna go, hey, why do you think this is real?
Like- Do you ask him that?
No, because I just want to go,
hey, you're not talking to him.
I'm not, I get these a lot.
I'm so sorry.
Don't believe this kind of stuff.
Good luck.
That's how I end it, you know,
because they'll keep messaging, you know?
So the thing is, it's like, wow.
You're like, there's no, you have no chance ever. Like,
do you think that you do? No, that's just, that's not nice. Well, you never know. No,
I know. That changes. That's why I know. That's the thing for me is I want to sometimes tell
these girls like, he's not even going. I agree. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hot girls to introduce me to their fat friend. That's hilarious. That's fair. You know what I mean?
So they would always be like,
oh my god, you're so cute.
My friend Sharon.
And you go, okay, well, do you and Sharon look alike?
Of course not.
So that's like, what I'm saying is,
that's reality in my face.
This girl is saying to me, hey, you're,
I would never be with you,
but I have a friend who is is not you're a nice person
Yeah, what I'm saying is we all have that reality now and these girls on the internet
They don't have friends like they don't have the reality in their head because they go of course Matt Reif would like me
He's there.
Man. And, and, and.
I mean, dude.
Eric, but I, hey, I assume none of them are like tens.
Never.
Some of them probably, maybe, probably not.
The thing is, it's like.
I know.
I'm just trying to help.
The thing is like, the whole process of even trying
to talk to a ten wouldn't be like this.
They're trying to get money anyway, so yeah
They're not tens
Why would you try to get money from 10 you get money from a five and fucking Wisconsin or something?
What I'm telling you it's a lucrative business. I'm me
I don't know guys. I just feel like
This sucks what I'm saying is there are vulnerable people out there
And if they're using the AI to enhance it,
that really sucks.
Because you're playing on people's like,
whatever that nonsense is in their head
that they think like, you know.
Did you ever watch Catfish?
The show Catfish?
Great movie.
How about the movie was amazing.
Oh, so good.
Yeah.
Because he got Catfish.
That was the original.
There was one girl that was this older lady
and then like. She thought she was talking like Gucci man. She thought she girl that was this older lady. And then like.
She thought she was talking like Gucci man.
She thought she was talking to this dude who was like.
And the way she was talking about it,
I just felt like, oh wow.
You really thought that this was possible.
Like this.
Like why would the guy not talk to you?
Why would he not like-
For three years.
For, for, for, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, I can't FaceTime.
Should I go try to FaceTime him
and then he just, he says he doesn't have an iPhone?
What I'm saying in this,
I remember in the early days is of Yahoo Chat
and those kinds of things.
Yeah.
Yeah, you didn't even, it was so new.
There was nothing in you to think like,
oh, could this really not be this,
you know, I don't know why you would,
that it was like that. In its infancy, yeah. Yeah, in its to think like, oh could this really not be this, I don't know why you would, that it was like that.
In its infancy, yeah.
But now,
everything has a camera on it.
All right.
You can FaceTime, Google Chat,
Zoom,
stand behind my car, it's got a reverse cam.
Everything has got a camera, I just don't get it.
Oh this one I saw, yeah.
Yeah, that was the crazy guy died
Right he died he did
He thought he was in a relationship with this girl
She died and then she died and he was like devastated before the national championship. Yeah, that's right. That's right
Calfishing he's a damn good college player and now he's on ESPN. I like that guy. Yeah, he's my bird Amazon maybe
NFL Network
He's I feel like Chris is gonna like this, okay what
Nervous I've ever seen a kid. I love him. I love it before a game-winning kick good thing. It was from 37
What's that mean? 37 yards? Yeah, that's a shoe in okay. Oh, yeah this guy
I was wondering about this!
He keeps messing with his hair.
Looks like a nervous tic.
Oh.
Oh, there we go.
He needs to get it right.
He needs to get it right.
I get it.
No, I'm not cute.
Yeah, oh no.
No.
I'm a nervous tic.
Ah, poor guy.
He's just a nervous tic.
No, he's got what he did.
And he's still almost missing.
He made it though.
Damn. Yeah. Hey, go to the girl with Tourette's, speaking of nervous tCD. He's still almost missing. He made it though. Damn. Yeah.
Hey, go to the girl with Tourette's speaking of Nervous Ticks.
I've been there. That show looks fantastic.
It is. I sent it to the group chat.
It's actually really heartfelt. It's out.
Like you really feel for this thing.
It's so funny though. What?
It's so funny.
No, but the preview is funny, but when you watch the show, you see how difficult it is.
It's bad. What show are you talking about?
It's called, her name is, there it is, Balin. She has a, what's her Her name is there it is. She's
Rats but she has like the worst version of it. I bet when you watch for 40
40 minutes then you feel bad for right?
No, it's not funny about fun. Well, bro, the longer you watch it the more you realize it's real life
She's she's actually a genuinely funny person
Yeah
The thing is is like you you feel for the family because her mother and father
Like she wants independence and then like why can't she have it just yells out racist No, dude, she's in the kitchen and she will throw the hot shit on people. Oh, she'll burn herself
Oh, wow. Yeah, she burns herself like she has these like these these
Tickles of take she like the her her brothers and sisters talk about they go
I don't know if I'm gonna get socked in the face or her
So she wants to liveed in the face or her
So she wants to live out in her own but her parents like you're not ready So they took her to the supermarket and she's at the supermarket and beat shit at everybody
She's doing her things and she like hurt herself at the supermarket. Let me see it Nick. So it's like, you know, it's tough
It's actually real like it's actually a really like heartfelt heartfelt story
And you feel like you live on the spectrum
You watch the highlight like oh, this is funny. You watch it. You're like these poor kids
Yeah, like this isn't like this such a good service is sad. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hell. Yeah, it is
It's fucking sad the love on the spectrum people are really sad though. It's sad super happy
It can they are but they want love so bad and And because of, but they want love like normal.
Like, like you see one dude, they hook him up
and she has down syndrome and he looks at the camera
and he's like, what the fuck?
Oh, they're so honest.
He's like, I want a real girlfriend.
How about the guy that they were speed dating, you know?
And before the chick even leaves the table,
he was like, nah, she's ugly.
And the lady had to come over
because the poor girl sees it and she's like, homeboy.
Wait till they leave before you say no. He's like, homeboy, wait till they leave
before you say no.
He's like, and then they're like, oh, I'm so sorry.
That's the best thing about the honesty.
Within 30 minutes, like, do you want to get married?
And they want it so bad.
It's heartbreaking.
Tiffy, Tiffy, tap that wiener, tap that tiffy chicken.
Oh, nice.
And scene.
F*** off.
My name is Baylinlin I'm 21 years old and I have Tourette's syndrome
in a little baby weenie. Oh that was Irish. I spotted a little safari in the itchy baby weenie.
Oh she's my friend. She does that a lot. Oh that's got to off. Fuck off, fuck off. Oh, that's gotta be exhausting, dude.
Fuck.
Drutt syndrome is a neurological involuntary motor
and vocal disorder that is chronic.
Chronic dick.
Slap that wiener, ramp that wiener, tap that wiener.
She's rapping.
Drutt syndrome.
Ramp that wiener, tap that wiener.
She's doing it with him all of a sudden.
Which is sounds or movements that I do repetitively.
Tap that Weiner, snap that Weiner.
She has a boyfriend too.
Yeah, get her in the booth.
He's a cool dude.
Carry the booth.
When I get the urge to tick,
it feels like my skin is crawling.
It's very, very itchy.
After I do the tick or release the tick,
the urge goes away.
My tics can come from anything.
Anything I see, hear, smell, think about.
Oh, that one was good.
Make it wobble, make it wobble.
Like that, because I'm thinking about that.
I'm trying not to look at him.
I'm just.
No.
Try not to look at him.
Him!
Because every time I see a bald person,
I have to tell them that they're bald.
Oh, you're bald.
The most random things can come tick.
Or ticks.
Tourette syndrome, stupid.
That's... God, God, that's pretty exhausting.
That would be exhausting.
So in the first episode, imagine
the brother has a birthday
The brother has a birthday and like you know they're out and she's like you know and her family
She's got a great family
They all like they've dealt with their they've been dealing with it
So it's like it is what it is and it's like it like I say there
It's well done because you really do like the family you like her
She's got this boyfriend in the Air Force
And he's you know and they have you can see that they have a genuine sort of like connection and she but you can also see that she really like
If this guy wakes up one day is like, you know, I can't say yeah, whatever
But you know, she would be devastated that her down below there Nick. Is that like a raw one?
you know, so
it's pretty uh
Bring an awareness. Hi everybody. My name is Bailey Bailey just someone bitching about it. Oh people complain
Yeah, she signed up for the show to bring awareness to it man. That's what that is
Man, I mean the thing is is like, you know
It's something god bless man
No, no, but the thing is like if you're dealing with that like first of all the three of us, especially you if
You know anybody loved one had that yeah, it's coming
What I'm saying is I know that after you get to the point you would be having fun
You'd be laughing just like her family. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, like like
Eight years right? I bet no no, but like she'll say so you find a humor in it. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, shit and go fucking yeah, don't fuck yourself with yeah, you know, I hate that. Yeah
Yeah, she's laughing at herself because what else are you supposed to fucking do?
She's also capitalized on making money fuck off. Yeah, true. It's probably hard for her to get a job
But even if it's like making money forget that part of it. There's a lot of it too
There's like okay, so here's a show so you can make money
You can also bring awareness to this correct
It also be an awareness to like yeah to have people to have compassion and empathy and understanding for things too.
And the money.
You know, and then.
That's what I'm saying, she can't keep a job.
I said that first.
But she can't keep a, I'm sure she can't keep a job.
She ain't working at the fucking,
she's not telling at a bank.
She's 21, yeah.
I know, but it's like, it's so debilitating.
No, I know, I know, I know, I know,
yeah, of course it is.
And then they're always,
this one thing I don't like though, they're at, they're out places, right? And then they right and then they're like they're like these people keep looking at us
Well, you also got a fucking camera crew around you. Oh, right. Yeah facts. It's not a hidden camera
There's a bald guy with a fucking camera
So people are looking kind of like I wonder why they are they filming on top of that
You're also yelling out wild shit at a public why they looking at us tap that penis it's a
weird thing like that penis like there's one clip where she's like at the airport
she's like I have a gun I have a gun we can't have that yeah and it's a mom's
like oh yeah Brandon the plane she goes happens when we're going to be in a room.
And so you just go, like, that's probably tough.
So you know.
But anyways, I do recommend it.
I think it's a great show.
Hey, she'll figure it out.
But on the question, you had a question, jeez.
Have you guys known a person with Tourette's?
Yeah.
So you have, right?
Have you been around them frequently?
A few times, but no, not like friends, not friends.
Chris is a close thing. I have to it
So I remember I am one person and my friend was dating him
That was like her dream guy the way he looked like he was like really handsome Chinese dude
Yeah, we would go to we would go to dinner. We would go out and he would have these it's not that's insanely
That's yeah, but he would do this like constantly
Yeah, and then everywhere we went, it would be the same thing.
And even for me, I was like, I felt bad for him.
But you were annoyed.
No, it was just like, cause everyone else is watching us.
She ended up breaking up with him,
even though everything else was perfect.
She couldn't handle that.
Damn.
Yeah, well, Chin was also like,
why are you wasting all this fine on this guy?
By the way, she was, she's not that fine.
That's why he was so good looking to her
and you actually, you know, they got, you know.
It didn't work out, huh?
It did not work out.
I'll do that shit, baby.
Let's go.
Whoop-a-woo.
Look, come on, baby.
Whoop-a-woo.
Come on, baby.
Let's go.
You like that shit?
Whoop-a-woo.
Donny has it.
The door's open.
I, uh, I, yeah, I've, I've known people with it.
I, you know, I've like gone, like Donnie to eat with like a woman that had it.
I've, you know, yeah, you don't know.
It's like you ever see on Deuce Bigelow and she has it and he takes her to a sports game.
She's like, big titties, fuck the ref.
They're all, yeah, fuck the ref.
Big, big titties.
But people have made fun of it so much
that you almost don't think it's real.
Yeah.
Yeah, it seems fake.
Yeah.
Like no one has it that bad.
You see that, holy shit.
That's the joke that has been going on
for like 30 years, 40 years.
But this girl, they actually explain it.
They explain why it's a specific...
And there's nothing, no medication?
There's a specific tick that has to do with saying inappropriate things.
And do they put her in a cage at night or not?
She had like a therapist who was telling her something to do. Like when you feel like you're
going to do that particular breathing thing, but it's still like so.
That would suck.
No, I've just been around like yeah,
the like where they do like that.
My aunt growing up had, she'd go.
Yeah, sometimes it's real mint.
That's super mild then.
It's nonstop though, and you think it's mild.
Until you're with her all day and you're like,
hey, snuffle up I guess.
That's probably the cocaine problem in your family.
Yeah, facts, facts.
Facts.
Had to do with the rest.
I see that kind of stuff, though, and just because like...
Oh, look at Theo, the man who overcame Terex.
Oh, yeah, I heard about this.
And he said, yeah, he said he solved it.
And then we didn't find out until the end of the episode and then turned it back on
to ask him about it.
He said what solved him was basically he was part of that NXIVM cult. And he said like through that program he fixed it and I kept
asking him like so like what did they do? What did they do? And he was just like he
couldn't explain it and he was just definitely part of a cult. Do you think he's
just a regular guy part of a cult made this up? He's got YouTube videos of him
having it for years. How bad was his?
Uh, he'd, I don't know, he'd say the N-word in public.
Oh, that's bad.
So pretty bad.
Yeah.
Well, it depends on that.
You know where you have to be.
Pretty bad.
But you're not going down to the fucking Fox Hills Mall.
You know what I mean?
Okay, it lives in Provo.
You're not going to Altadena.
You know what I'm saying? You're gonna be around... You're gonna stay in Mal Mall. Okay, it lives in Provo. You're not going to Altadena. You know what I'm saying?
You're gonna be around.
You're gonna stay in Malibu for a little bit.
But if you slip, you can always say, I have Tourette's.
And then at the end, they were talking about the cult,
and you just kept saying there's not objective truth,
and they weren't slaves, and we didn't brand them.
Oh.
Sounds like a complicated character.
That guy, that is a fascinating documentary
about the Nexium Code, that shit's crazy.
That guy went, he went away for 125 years.
Oh really?
Yeah, it's the worst ever.
But like, the thing about that guy though,
is they were, he wanted to be filmed all the time.
They have him on film saying the things.
It's bananas, man. I still haven't seen it
Oh, you gotta watch I like cult shit, too. No, no, you gotta watch this one. This guy was
What would you guys do if this happened to Aroha?
What are they looking for? A possum?
Well we don't know yet.
Is it a fox?
It's a coyote.
It's a coyote.
You gotta be fucking kidding me.
A fucking coyote.
You know what I'd do?
I'd look at her.
Oh, interesting.
You guys want hot bar?
Oh no.
I don't give a fuck.
Are you kidding me?
I'm not gonna buy the produce you stomp it on, but outside that, I don't give a fuck.
They pulled it out.
It was Dad Jansen.
How the fuck did the coyoteote Chris would recommend the salmon to him
Hey uh coyote
Hey also lady do better
Of course he's jumping back in there
Was that a lady?
He's gonna bite him
Well he has a fucking neck
He went right back in
Oh my god, he's like I want to end up with that fucking lettuce
I've been living here six months
Yeah yeah yeah What are we talking about? went right back in. Oh my God. He's like, I want to go with that fucking lettuce. I've been living here six months.
What are we talking about?
I don't come to your home.
He's like, Oh, I touched one carrot.
That's squatters right.
Oh shit. That's hilarious. If it's in LA, the kids, nothing you do about it.
Wow. Fuck a coyote, bro.
That's crazy. It's one thing to pull out, yeah,
like a possum or a raccoon.
Yeah.
A full-boad coyote.
But a full dog?
A full dog.
And also, he didn't give a fuck,
they pulled him out, he's all, what the fuck?
I mean, that's crazy, man.
There we go, St. Louis, Obispo, I'll be there
in a few days, Covina, I'll be there.
Santa Rosa, where am I going?
Stockton, yeah, we said Tacoma, Washington,
Spokane, Peoria, Dubuque, chrisaleah.com.
Dallas, Texas, on the 14th and 15th,
so come make some love with me at,
did I say that right?
Mothership in April, Kansas City in April, Laugh Seattle.
I'm gonna go to Helium in Indianapolis too,
and Comedy Off Broadway in Lexington,
and then to Punchline in Atlanta.
I got a lot of stuff coming on this year.
Yeah, good club, those are fun.
Oh, I just got a new gig, the 24th and 25th.
I'll be at the Dania Improv in Florida.
In January?
Yeah.
All right.
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